Nip Tuck - Best Beauty Buys

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

Ashley gives us an update on her new puppy, who is having to go to boot camp!We also give you a list of some of our best recent beauty buys!If you want extra episodes each week then you can subscribe ...on Apple or sign up to our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/c/niptuckpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Guys, hello! Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Nip Tuck Pod. Now, I am pulling my hair out. It's day before launch, so this time next week, you know, it will... Can we talk about our conversation on the phone last night? Not all of it, just some funny bits. Not the whole, definitely not the whole thing. So, Ashley has been really stressed this week. Obviously, she's got the launch of a new product with Cosmetic Console. and it's not over yet she's had a shoot you've been really really busy haven't you and i've got an event on friday you have loads going on like heads gone and i've been trying to ring her
Starting point is 00:00:37 and i've been texting her and then she didn't ring me back and she basically did what i did anyway finally get hold of her last night and she was like you know when you're laughing but crying so she was going because she knew that some of the stuff was funny even though it wasn't so she was like and i'm having that and then i had a nail appointment she was like laughing and i was laughing and she was like telling me i had three kids to get ready and i did my tan and my face was really dark it was just and then i had a nail appointment it was so funny and then she's like and the dog the dog the dog's really hard work and honestly I was crying and I'd told Thea that I was gonna because Thea's really on me at the minute and I'd said to her let me have a shower
Starting point is 00:01:31 and then we will go downstairs and we'll watch telly together she loves doing that oh if you go against the plan so which is very me I get it yeah so I went let me have a quick shower and she doesn't have a phone to scroll tem or no so she was waiting you're her everything and then that was my minute so i'll just quickly ring ashley anyway this funny phone call which i unfortunately i can't some of it is hilarious but i can't repeat it sadly um and she would just cry laughing laugh cry laugh cry it was a lot and then um thea came up and she was like mummy what are you doing i was like drop the phone got to go nothing nothing she was like you've not had a shower yet and i was like i was on the phone who too and then she was like because she still can't
Starting point is 00:02:08 say ashley so she goes ashley ashley she's like we on the phone to ashley and i was like yes she went well that was an hour i said it wasn't an hour darling it was about 25 minutes and she was like we'll get in the shower so I was like right yeah okay um but you've had you've had a lot haven't you and I think people I don't know how much you want to say about the dog and then she says I said so are you gonna get rid of the dog she went absolutely not I'm a Capricorn I'm not getting rid of it and then I was like well we could say it's been run over we could make no Lauren we could make something up like no no no so the dog okay the dog is a model it's stunning but all it's like me but all pretty people are psycho it's a psychopath so we think there was a dodgy
Starting point is 00:02:54 breed of psycho dog i think basically no i've spoke to rory about and it's it's not a dodgy breed of her so the mummy and honey and hugo the mummy and dad they had two babies um otis and hugo i'd already called him hugo before i knew his dad was called hugo it's a sign it's a sign um she was like to be fair i think i forgot the puppy phase of that but the dog now like the kids are scared of it and obviously they turned into like some random psycho dog so then when i was on the phone to lauren she could do it the first time i rang her so i rang her earlier in the day and i was like you all right like you you're off are you okay she was like yeah i've just got a and then you could hear this she was like i'm gonna have to go the dog and saskin you could
Starting point is 00:03:44 do this and then the dog like pitter-pattering and sasky's like mommy and i was like right and she's like i'll bring you back it like chases them so then they run and then the dog then the dog runs faster yeah and the dog thinks it's a game hugo bless him like he does look like a toy so from the beginning they've been like yeah and yeah it's not picking him up and i wouldn't like a big dog picking me up no because he will think that that it's like a giant it's like you're getting about your day going to the pod and a giant man comes over and scoops your bum up in the air you're like whoa you would nibble him piss you off yeah and then every time you get back down again this giant man comes and throws you on your back and you're like are you ready
Starting point is 00:04:28 to hear are you gonna you're not right i'm not sure let's dilute no i need to tell you all what's going on i've held this in i wasn't gonna no i'm talking about it i wasn't gonna grass you up so i don't want to be that person we all know a person that's got like a horrible dog and nobody wants to go around because of this poodle and it was poodles poodles of my grandma had a poodle like those little oh and you know i hate the fur on a poodle yeah like and they think there's something they think they're it yeah poodles think that they're Poodles are like the most intelligent dog. They look at you and they just think they're fucking so good.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Right, guys. Anyway. The dog's being sent away for two weeks. The dog's being sent to a camp. Oh, God. To a place called... Did you know I knew... The dog's being sent to a camp.
Starting point is 00:05:23 To a place called... Waggy Tail Farm. Waggy Tail Farm. we don't know what happens at waggy tail farm it's going to send me a full schedule it's going to boot camp yeah and and so i've had a call with the owner back in the day when naughty kids they used to like camps that naughty children could go to it's like that yeah brat camp yeah um so holly pa bless us all where is waggy tail farm now it sounds like it's nice i didn't it looks gorgeous i want to go to waggy tail probably won't want to come back um
Starting point is 00:06:03 so Waggy Tail Farm to be fair have booked in this other dog training lots of waste of money sent me the full invoice as well
Starting point is 00:06:12 but good at home is not cutting it this it needs to go away poor little thing needs help it's like
Starting point is 00:06:19 going to the pirate I've been reading the Google reviews fantastic Waggy Tail Farm specialises in residential dog training for
Starting point is 00:06:29 dogs of all breeds all ages and all abilities waggy tail farm abilities what what is set over six acres of open countryside for your dog to enjoy and we have purpose-built indoor training facility and fully enclosed paddocks it's a family team okay and basically yeah so he's going to waggy tail can you tell us like a little bit of the timetable like is there like a lunch yes it's the cambridge society dog training or something I'm not even joking
Starting point is 00:07:05 and then do you think they sit around in a circle and have like a counselling session I've read through all of it and like I've spoken to a guy and I was like but do you it's not like I don't want it to sit and pour and whatever but the dog loves me and I love the dog I'm in love with the dog like I am obsessed with him
Starting point is 00:07:22 do you think the dog is like channeling you it can feel my energy yeah so basically yeah I'll it's it is
Starting point is 00:07:33 the Cambridge Institute of Dog Behaviour and Training and they sent me like a full schedule and I've paid it's expensive and I've paid
Starting point is 00:07:44 for the VIP package where oh what did they get he's chauffeur driven from oh my god so he comes out and you go
Starting point is 00:07:53 he's brought home to me are you gonna say to him now you're just going for a little walkies and he's going to trot off into the car and then they're going to pop back over and drag him in. My YouTube that week
Starting point is 00:08:03 is going to have a lot of comments of people like, what the hell? Do you know what people will compare this to? Sleep training with babies. There's going to be a debate on this. Well, I did that as well. It's in Saundby.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Where's that? Saundby. Alex Agency. You're a man. You're meant to know where things are. Yeah, and you should know how to get there without a sat-nav. Saundby.
Starting point is 00:08:23 It is... Because if not, then you're not a proper man. Not Saundby. Repford Repford DN is the postcode DN
Starting point is 00:08:31 Is that like America DN What was he Gone on a plane The wagging tail Doncaster Oh not that far Donny
Starting point is 00:08:38 Flowers Right okay Oh god That's a lot of money For a two hour trip I'd be fucking Putting him on the bus Hoping he gets there
Starting point is 00:08:46 With a little sign If you guys knew Take me to Take me to Waggy Tails Let's just say Waggy Tail has cost More than the dog itself It's a lot of money
Starting point is 00:08:55 But And listen waggy tail you've got a lot of pressure on you so he's getting picked up so he goes for two whole weeks he might need more might need more so if he's not ready they don't send him home i don't know i'm gonna have a proper chat with them today because i had an initial one but they're now in the night i was like questions yeah so yeah that's the update on baby huggy bear um i don't want this by the way to ruin any of his potential collapse you just need and also if i don't nip it in the bud now
Starting point is 00:09:31 literally i'm not like i want to enjoy it we have to be fair to him right and i'm not giving up easily you've got three children two of them small children one of them still you know young they are he's probably being terrorized he's been chased around the house because they don't know any different and think he's a cuddly toy yeah he doesn't know any difference so it's not his fault he's been put in a situation that's stressful for everyone he's the children and they do pull tails and they don't know so he's probably reacting and i like we said if someone kept chasing me yeah wow yeah when lauren like explained all of this like it did make sense he's not evil i think he just needs to learn but you do you know what you need to do really the kids you should see
Starting point is 00:10:15 the kids can go to waggy tail for two weeks as well because the kids also you need to teach them not to run around and chase it so for maybe for the next two weeks you could do a boot camp with them yeah as well using cuddly toys how are your on another note anyway um how are your trainers i got you love them so i wanted the sold out everywhere i can't remember the bloody name something's telling me it's called a 250l new balance and the last he's got those you've got the have you got the muumuu so these are like like the muumuu without without the muumuu so they're just new balance they've got half brown half cream laces they've got them in white as well they were sold out everywhere did you see someone put pink laces yes that looked nice too
Starting point is 00:11:00 time consuming for me i don't know how to do training i don't i don't know how to do laces youtube would probably tell too much time i can't plait or do laces i can plait not french kind of bit messy so um i messaged in the last record i was like i really want them so ashley messaged her personal shopper and within a few days we got them they were at my house and they're really white ones i do want the white i've asked her for sarah for the do you want me to ask yes please i would like the white and we got a discount they were like 96 pounds and i'm sure they're 120 150 well we get now because so with the concierge people that i'm with limelight shout out they're incredible i get 20 off netta porter that's why they were from netta porter it all makes you've
Starting point is 00:11:43 ordered james presents off there with that before no i pay full price yes probably at christmas i'm sure also let's have a chat about things we've like treatments and makeup purchases we've done and all these things these aloe pants everyone needs them in the life right can i tell you i've seen people wearing them and i have one concern but clearly looking at you very sweaty no so you You know how I have some loose skin from the baby. Yeah, I know. I get that. My concern, when I've seen people in them, I've thought gorgeous, but if the waistband is too tight when you have a little bit of a looser skin,
Starting point is 00:12:15 I'm worried about the fold over. I'm honestly not even asked anymore. I am still. But they're gorgeous. The Kylie lip kits. What? Are they back again? They're back.
Starting point is 00:12:28 I've actually got it with me today. What colour? I got shade Kylie. I need to update my lip stuff. None of this is an ad. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We wish. So, basically, it is a lip liner and lip gloss combo.
Starting point is 00:12:45 The gloss is not too glossy. I feel like you would really like it. I hate glossy gloss. I've got a lisp already. It's sticky. Do you know why? Because you're traumatised from the collection 2000 days. I think that's what it might be.
Starting point is 00:13:00 The bourgeois one. That was like blue. I'm scared. Right, let's have a look. You're scared from that. but now gloss is like really trendy try it
Starting point is 00:13:09 is it trendy I think it's old fashioned I'm always very matte no gloss is like in now yeah oh god right okay I'm gonna put it on is that like wet look
Starting point is 00:13:16 lips yes so also let me just tell you the shade that I'm trying on now Kylie it's called Kylie yeah
Starting point is 00:13:22 I got the one that she wears because I want to be her so try that out it's really nice also I got a package from H&B Cosmetic I wouldn't have said this was your colour
Starting point is 00:13:31 that's what I've got on now it's nice I mean you're normally more pink yeah uh and her lip gloss is nice i've got some for both of you as well thank you so try it out and let me know what you think you can get those kylie lip kits on look fantastic i think they are quite expensive i think it was about 25 quid for but i feel like it's nice to have i'm gonna
Starting point is 00:13:56 order more colors because it's just like you know what i'm putting it on now nice goes on nicely i I have lip blush quite dark, so things don't often show up, but it is. I'm just about to use the gloss away from my white trues, truesers. Right, let me tell you what I think. Oh! Yeah, I knew you'd like that. Have you got one, Christine? I love this.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Go and order it. It might be sold out because I got it when it, like, first... Right, so, it's like a nude... Take a picture and put it on your Insta. Oh, well, it's like a nude. Mmm! i like that but it's not too nude and it's glossy but not too glossy i'm a fan i'm a fan the color's called kylie i keep telling you this oh um so yeah that's really the brand i was like yes kylie
Starting point is 00:14:48 also can i just say a hair hack because you know i love hair stuff and i love hair stuff on natural hair that makes a curl last i have not touched my hair with one bit of heat today right yes the arib dry texturizing spray i've got that it's like letting a fire hose off and the l'oreal ply spray i've never used that i wandered my hair with the cloud nine wand chef's kiss love the vibrating straighteners as well i need to get you on them what's the point because they vibrate so it deflects the heat off your hair yeah yeah yeah and they're like oh they're so good anyway you can like set all the heat and so like the bits that are growing near here i go lower with so this this spray called l'oreal ply spray ply l y ply pretty sure you could i get mine off amazon pretty
Starting point is 00:15:51 sure please lf or wherever also and what it is it's like um you spray it on your hair it's like it's not that pink stuff is it no that's the powder okay yeah so this one you spray it on your hair and it kind of goes wet and then you do that and it makes it last longer then you spray the arib all over not just the root i spray it i go like under my hair it's a little bit like the style on steroids from Colour Wow. But that's very harsh. That's very harsh.
Starting point is 00:16:21 If you put a tiny bit of spray, but if you put a tiny bit, you feel like this is very user-friendly. Yeah. And it's almost like a hybrid of a dry shampoo and hairspray. Oh. Do you know what I like now?
Starting point is 00:16:36 Guys, honestly. That'd be perfect for me because my hair, with the length of it, I like it shaggy. I don't like it too curled. Shaggy. It wasn't me.
Starting point is 00:16:45 i like it um do you know like to look a bit messy like last night too sold too sold i slept with a platen that's what this is that's really good and it's messy i don't like it looks nice so i might try that ply spray if you use the uh rollers the whatever it's called the heatless roller things that you put into bed no yes my hair's too short it's sticking i have got i've used it and it is do you know what is it good it did work but i've done it once because it's uncomfortable to sleep in yeah and then if you've got your if you've got your skims what's it called face thing gone and your mouth tape and your eye mask and your you know and your sheet your sheet mask on your chest and your collagen mask it can be quite and your teeth whitening can be quite oh my goodness it's
Starting point is 00:17:35 just a lot isn't it yeah it's a lot um what have i used you know what i've not i'm trying to think oh these pants are a good reco so these they're lovely on right oh h and m no no no they've got yeah they've got that brand on and they do kids right arnie on are they men's yes it's a men's brand these aren't men i'm sure they've got it on h and m maybe they have so if you go on a lot of people think of it for men's and it's actually great for men really great plain basics really nice quality but the women's stuff the reason i like it is they do short medium and long so i don't have to have them taken up so they're the perfect length they're always really good quality so i'm wearing it down no honestly the tracksuits are beautiful these i don't know what
Starting point is 00:18:22 pants they are the white and they've got like a thick waistband i'd say linen but a thick linen not like a holiday linen maybe you don't know but they're brilliant i'm gonna get them in another color because i've just got a vest on with them and they're just very flattering and they're really nice and their tracksuits are really nice the women's stuff oh do you know all my you know my waffle co-ords that everyone seems to absolutely wear them and everyone's like oh the waffle cord it's a bit like the maybe one yeah they're from arn um and they have wash well wash as well and it's the leg length for me not a bad price so the men's stuff's gorgeous christina as well the shorts and stuff not that we're asked about them um so i have ordered my outfit for my event
Starting point is 00:19:05 so i'm doing a pilates event at this place called core beginning with a k what k-o-r-e pilates it's not the one near me no it's in manchester ah okay it's on king street there's one in nexus it looks beautiful okay maybe it's a shane yeah um so i'm doing the event there and then we're going for brunch tell me what the event's about because i can't go i've got nails lashes it's all to do with the launch of the body treatments guys can we just talk we can talk now about them because it's yes yes how good amazing it's like the face one but for your body and you're not wasting your face yeah they're stronger than so i'll be stronger yeah yeah a lot and then also the texture but they're really good for things like ingrown hairs and spotty backs spotty back they'd be great for
Starting point is 00:19:56 growing hairs because so give them a wipe over your fan not too low i assume there's some rules around that i think you could put them on your fanny no not on your actual not on your late not on your late as in they're very good i put them on listen ashley can't say it because she's got to be very careful because she's the owner of the business i has having nothing to do with it can make recommendations okay i would put it across my pubic mound have you tried that yet no but i would i don't get shaving rash after my laser but if i did very tingly i know but you find right let me tell you why you're ingrowing hairs if you get them on your vagina and your pubic area this will get rid of the dead skin cells open up your pores so that the hair comes through it's stuff that we
Starting point is 00:20:37 don't even just a quick swipe literally even your legs just a quick swipe you know when your legs get like bumpy and perfection and your arms also it's i mean this is not its sole purpose but it's great on a sunday or a monday night when you do your everything shower and it just cleans everything that extra bit of tan whilst it's exfoliating your skin yeah so it's not for that but it does don't do anything after so all you do is your everything shower use the treatment and then go to bed i put it on my ankles and stuff to get rid of like shit skin around the back of my feet and stuff yes it's good on like right down you know at the bottom of you exactly and then all of your body creams are gonna go to work even harder because you've got rid of that dead skin cell
Starting point is 00:21:26 and they can penetrate and the moisture i would say great for a bottom because your bottom we leave our bottoms out um i'm determined to make this a gynecological product no but you're like i'm not saying it's gonna get rid of it but all those things that improve the appearance of your skin yeah it makes you feel very tight and firm this is what i'm trying to say it really so the other week when we're speaking about like my tummy my tummy since i've been using it is a your tummy looks really good you know the skin looks like my skin is fucked no but it will come back it won't keep using cosmetics it won't come back it will improve but i already know it's gone other things that i've used as well do you know what i've absolutely been loving after my surgery
Starting point is 00:22:11 that hyrochlorous sprays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hyrochloric spray. So basically, it's a spray. Too sanitising for me. Too clean. Yeah, it disinfects everything and it doesn't sting.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Too clean for me. Really good thing to have as a mum in your handbag. And if they get cut, if they fall over, if they get shit on the hands. Do you remember when you were younger and your mum used to put
Starting point is 00:22:33 like fucking TCP on? And it would sting. What was it called? Those antiseptic wipes as well. And she'd come towards you with it. And you'd hit the roof. And you're like, no! No!
Starting point is 00:22:43 Like, she'd do it on your knee and you'd hit the roof. Yeah. And it's not like that. So it's a nice spray. It's a nice spray. And it disinfects stuff as well. I could do with starting with washing my hands, but it's a good progress. Have one for in the car.
Starting point is 00:22:53 That's nice. I'm trying to think. What else have we used recently? Your recommendation, that Skin Barrier Cream is great. Told you. It's an all-rounder. I've heard the eye one's really good. What?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Yeah. I didn't know they had an eye one. Am I making that up? Absolutely. A story. i feel like you're making that up go on my links highlights it's all on there um yeah it's really good it's just a really good all-rounder not expensive don't buy it only buy it from the shop on amazon though because you can get fakes and nobody wants to be putting that on the face
Starting point is 00:23:24 um there's a lot of fake skincare products you need to be careful and what a girl put in patreon that she'd seen no no it might be legit but at like a lower price it's just too risky putting on your face don't do it and then you've got a mist as well lauren astora oh they've got a mist have you used it yeah and i've used their toner i've just been trying it at the minute but yeah i really really rate them that's where i went to london to see and i actually so here it's this one here astora regiderm 365 intensive lifting capsule cream i'm pissed off because i feel like i've not them that out and ask if you can try it i saw it on this blogger's um website that's it it's a retinoid eye cream right well i'll be asking for that then ask for that also a recommendation a
Starting point is 00:24:12 personal one like we've not tried that one but i've heard from a good source it's good personal recommendation l'oreal midnight eye cream really fantastic and not expensive issue everything's going i've not been using an eye cream for ages i've just not got it but i've got i mean nadine the bagger she explained eye cream really well to us but i do think do you not use it occasionally i like that stem cell serum one do you know what i just think i've got time to do it i do it like you know also it is if you want to put really potent ingredients on that area i suppose it'd be expensive and you can just yeah but i think a big thing that actually probably after what nadine said to christina and i go back to the nadine bagger episode guys she
Starting point is 00:25:09 gives the best explanation of all things yeah and she says eye cream's a bit of a con but what i would say if you're gonna spend an extra two minutes on your makeup routine um not makeup skin go to bed routine whatever you want to call it skin eye makeup remover is a must when you've hit our age yes absolutely it's so under unless i'm like out out you have lashes so you don't have to yeah i don't have mascara no honestly guys like you have like this basically you want one which literally that clarence one melts it off it you put the it on a pad and you place it on your eye for one second you go like that and the whole thing comes off and then you can do your cleanse and yeah you're right i don't wear mascara but i know but like so that's not i um spoke
Starting point is 00:26:03 actually on my need to talk about youtube i spoke on my youtube this morning i was saying about i don't really wear waterproof mascara because i think again once you get into later life you understand how delicate that i later life and when you've got to get it off all the time yeah and i just think waterproof mascara does more bad than good for me like i'm not gonna go and i don't know get my face wet yeah wild every day so is there any is it necessary well you've been crying a lot this week that's why and it's a very good mascara it's the lancome dolly i was one but some people are like sweaty have certain jobs where they've got steam and in the environment and stuff like that and or they've got watery eyes yeah so they need it but i think if you don't need it
Starting point is 00:26:53 then just be aware of using a normal we like the maybelline sky high yeah it's always on offer on amazon prime days really good and then make sure you take that extra step if you're gonna do an extra step get your eye yeah get your eye make sure you're not going to bed with mascara thick i would does that make sense i know it absolutely does i agree just tell them what we need to tell them because we always get asked because we say the name but not the full name which should we which exact clarence blue eye makeup there you go because we will get asked that otherwise there's two different ones it's the oil one that i use that separates right don't use that if you've got lashes girls because it'll take oh god no oh my god my should we tell them about what we've
Starting point is 00:27:35 been that we've been injecting ourselves but not what we're doing yeah so one sec let me get the name of this it's called and it is it does what it says on the tin it does it is clarence instant eye makeup remover it is fantastic 10 out of 10 i'm sure um lancome do one similar it's expensive yes i've got the lancome one i'm sure it's blue yeah it's blue as well i've not tried it yet i bought a tester size to try it out because that is so expensive 25 pounds but one of them well yeah it is if you're using it every day then it's worth investing and i know i don't know who i'm fooling i'm sending my dog to fucking waggy tail farm yeah so i don't know why you're pretending why you're pretending that 30 pound for makeup remove is excessive my youtube launch tell us
Starting point is 00:28:19 about it does it feel weird that people will be sat watching because i remember when we we did recorded episodes for a very short time and people would take pictures we need very short time we've still got our channel and i know how to do it and people would send a picture of themselves well let's oh god i don't want to tie myself i've had loads of messages of people asking about the camera that i used it's the osmo osmo the osmo and yeah i mean people are like i want it longer but how much like 20 minutes supposedly is long enough i think i think when it's long long i mean i don't know if someone's got the time but some people like just having youtube on in the back really i've never yeah never ever and he said to me 20 minutes is enough half an hour wasn't it
Starting point is 00:29:07 Yeah, because there was so much in it. I think half an hour is about right. Okay, cool. Yeah, and I think an hour is quite long. Some people love that. Do you know what I would say? I would say it depends what's going on in that week. If it's been a quiet week, it's half an hour.
Starting point is 00:29:19 If it's been a mega week and there's so much to report back, then you do an hour. I would more do it like that. See how much footage you've got. You don't want to miss anything out. So just see what your week's like. So if anyone wants to watch an hour of Ashley crying next week. I do, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Then you can tune in because there'll be an hour of it. Yeah, something. also guys i don't want to scare you what beauty advent calendars have started oh my god i know i think i'm getting sent the boots boots do a good one and i think they do a couple of different ones right expensive ones worth like 600 yeah they do like the i'm getting that yeah they do a couple of different ones i'm sure so now the new thing is it's not just my advent calendar they've a hair one a fragrance one a skin one a candle one i'm all right with that so i've started on my highlights it's august will you fuck off i know i know i've started on my highlights because
Starting point is 00:30:16 everyone loves it and you know what it's a great opportunity for you to try some new products out some of them are even full size the harrods fragrance one has already sold out i think that's do you know what i love an advent calendar i love the buzz of it i love trying things but my only concern is we've got to be careful at using all these different things using all these different shit at once an actual thing that that people do what they buy them yeah so for example this one here the harrods ones worth 1600 quid 1600 quid and over half of the products a full size it's 250 pounds wow that is a bargain right this but how are you ready 32 products in it oh you're re-gifting them do you know what someone i um was speaking to does what they buy them
Starting point is 00:31:09 then they sell them individually and that's illegal that's illegal unlike vintage that's illegal because it'll say on the back items must not be sold separately so your friends are legal but people could do that what i think you should do is re-gift them to people although gifting a scent is quite difficult but you could have them ready you know when it's someone's birthday you think fuck fuck i always do that it's good so um the main players in the advent calendar by the way if anyone wants to send us advent calendars for us to review because we do often make that a bit of a segment i'll do the boots one yeah when i get it so we're too early i think to be breaking it down usually what we do is we run through them don't we lauren every year oh my god can you
Starting point is 00:31:54 believe this is like i'm doing this and we say would you use that we wouldn't use that yeah great yeah okay and we do have to do it early so that people have time to buy it so you are right well a lot of them sell out i mean so the main players in the advent calendar world are harrods liberty space nk cult beauty charlotte tildbury look fantastic look fantastic love honey do they do one i think so do your do a good yes do you know what do your now and again you'll get a gorgeous makeup with a little bit of a dior bag that you can actually use as like Did you see the summer one that was a little bit... The girls on Patreon put it on and it was like 60 quid.
Starting point is 00:32:45 You got three products and a wicker bag. And the bag was like a little wicker bag and you couldn't use it to go out. Your beauty's gorgeous. Lorna's Elemis collab. No. Have you not? I've missed that. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Lorna's collabed with Elemis and she's made her own clutch bag. Oh, is it lovely? I love Lorna. She's collabed with LA Space. Oh, nice. Really nice. We'll have a look. We will.
Starting point is 00:33:07 We certainly will. yeah we'll run through all of them some of them have said like space nk cult and lf have all said uh register for your interest and you kind of see a few bits not all but harrods you can buy now and i think it's good do you know i think that's an incredible deal i think a beauty advent for your mum is a lovely present because I bought my mum last year the Selfridges one
Starting point is 00:33:38 which was 12 days and I had it surprise delivered to her and every day she'd text me like Hi Ashley, today I got this and I just think it's really cute Can you get men a PGR print calendar? Well calendars of some sort I bet
Starting point is 00:33:55 Me and Megan every year I don't know why we buy it for each other we should just buy it for ourselves buy the wine one. Oh, yeah, I like that. There's coffee ones, coffee ones, there's beer ones. Really?
Starting point is 00:34:07 I bet that if Hugo comes back from Waggytail, good, is there a dog one? He can have loads of dog ones, absolutely. There's kids ones. Do you know what? So my mum... We got the love honey ones. We got the love honey ones.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Oh, smiggle. They sell out straight away. Do you know what? Because chocolate's not good. Do you know the issue I've got with that? Drunk. No, I've got that many kids. You can't just give it to...
Starting point is 00:34:27 Well, yeah, this is yours. the rest can have a pepper pig one i can't do that really so it's quite difficult and it's expensive maybe um so the what my mum used to do so i always remember this and bless her do you know when you look back now at the time i took the effort and it was um a snowman one and then each one had a little bag and she would put like a lip gloss in it some sweets in one so she's made it just for you if she would put she would go and buy a load of stuff and she would make it all i have this i think and it was like one that was a wooden pole there and it was like felt and my mom used to put yeah and you know what the effort that that must have taken her is not something i'm willing to do
Starting point is 00:35:05 anyway no i just think it's lovely do you not think now when you're a mom yourself and think thanks mom let's have the chat in patreon about the advent calendars and any advent calendars that you guys see that you want us to review um pop them in bargain bucket and we'll we'll have a look before i forget while we're talking this has ended up quite a beauty reco episode which i know you guys love anyway i need to talk about the newest mpic yeah i need to i'm seeing it everywhere how do i not even know about i don't know right so i'm gonna make sure i get it right i've heard that there's a con one that there's one that's going around that people are saying it doesn't do anything no it's not that because
Starting point is 00:35:48 jason whatever he's called has recommended it right jason emma yeah we love jason emma right he's very he's very ahead of his time he is so i know this because once somebody that i go to for something um can get it has got it can you get me some will you you don't know what it is yet you could be injecting shite into your body we need well we need to talk about um speaking of So, basically, it's called, oh, here we go, retatrutide versus semaglutide. So, semaglutide is your azempium and gyro, GLP-1. I can't say it. Anyway, R-E-T-A-T-R-U-T-I-D, retatride.
Starting point is 00:36:39 anyway so somebody who does something for me told me about this about a month ago she has a new and you can still build muscle on it in fact it helps you build muscle it doesn't take away your energy it gives you energy and her friend yeah yeah yeah her friend in the place had been on it she'd lost weight yet gained three centimeters on her ass now she trains you don't just get to sit there it's a dream product you don't just get to sit there she trains but what i mean is normally with a lot of the semaglutides because you're losing the weight you can lose your muscle as you do we've spoken about that's why people are opting for options so apparently this is what it does it amplifies weight loss but it doesn't just stop you eating which causes the weight loss it
Starting point is 00:37:23 actually does something that increases your metabolism listen don't quote me as usual it preserves your muscle it gives you it's a peptide oh is it yeah it optimizes your hormones and it says it gives you energy now i know a lot of people that are taking it it's a they're saying it's a metabolic code hack again don't go get it and inject yourself without researching it if you do don't blame me but it is it's a buzzword and i'll tell you who else spoke about it the other day divinia divinia taylor i saw the video where she said the new was um i sent it so girls let me know has anyone tried it can anyone get it um it's a once weekly injection so same concept uh ly 34379 sounds good early data shows that it will lead to an average weight loss of 24
Starting point is 00:38:14 in the first six weeks it's a lot of weight but without but guys side effects guys guys we know you're going to be chatting about it so that's why we're talking about it we are not doctors no we for example like we are very irresponsible very highly irresponsible tell them what we've we're thick we'll admit that we are thick right we're not going too into it but we need to review it more and we need to get alex to look at some data we've been sent a certain peptide yeah and i to be fair we did want to take it i wanted to try wedding when stacy was telling us someone we know and from before that she said to me peptides are going to be amazing she said there's a certain type of peptide that's great for skin and hair and i was like oh give me that peptide the reason
Starting point is 00:39:04 i never did it is because at the time you had to mix like the solution with the it was all very whereas now you can get it in a pen the nad that we take it's a pen no you just have to go like that you did used to and people look at it like that's scary and takes time now it's in a pre-loaded pen like manjaro like manjaro like a zempo and you just jab it so this peptide is now with this company is available in a jab it is supposed to be unbelievably incredible for skin for collagen and for hair let me tell you and we're not going to say what it is only because like let us just try it so it's six weeks on six weeks off if we like it we're going to do it i think we're gonna do that three months worth right yeah we're doing the full and then we will tell you the now the
Starting point is 00:39:48 funny part about this is alex um agent alex messaged us like these people want to send you this it's this do you want to try it we got sent it we didn't even check what it fucking was next thing we're injecting it yeah we did like we looked at the incident but it could she's a nurse it could have been anything and we're just like have you jabbed it yeah i've done it have you done it now i got a little red ring around my injection site and i was like and actually didn't and i was like and it was itchy as well i was like so i've messaged i was like mate do we know what we've injector she was like no not really i was like ah because i think i've done i think i've poisoned myself anyway message the lady she's like some people are quite sensitive to this ingredient
Starting point is 00:40:31 it can do that you're absolutely fine it is a really powerful ingredient isn't it so also do you know what guys it's in a lot of things i've spoken about copper before it's verva has got copper you're not meant to say it's copper oh the ingredient that we're talking about anyway whatever it's copper fine um and we'll tell you the company if you think it works but wow Gwyneth Paltrow introduced me to copper so aha so copper is the most power one of the most powerful anti-aging ingredients and she advised that your bedding would have copper in it so my pillow that I sleep on is a copper pillow copper infused copper infused you can also there's not copper like hard
Starting point is 00:41:20 she's smacking her head at me have got copper in them right and also i was watching another blog and i bought it you know how you take your drinking water bottle it should be a copper bottle because then when you drink it you're getting the rather than the plastics you get in the copper yeah so listen we don't we're injecting something every day for six weeks it says it's really good at healing wounds that's the other thing so it's meant to be great for that so whether that's something that you do pre or post-op i don't know you've got a new scar cream i need to show you i've bought it with me um boosts immune system helps heal wounds provides antioxidants works which is what we need inflammation oh inflammation so it could be
Starting point is 00:42:03 good for um stimulates collagen reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles improves skin firmness and thickness and skin's texture at this point it's going to say increases your breast size by a couple of cups as well and you're like what is this fucking hell makes you a better person it's not that i'm asked about anti-aging so we're trying it we're injecting it we think if the podcast stops it's not copper that we've been injecting and yeah like sounds good this lip balm is very good it's from
Starting point is 00:42:37 The Groon Alchemist there you go that's it that's your lot for today Christina's just told us that we have really oh okay
Starting point is 00:42:44 that we've really been going on so we're gonna move oh nice we're gonna move this over to the bonus you can get that if you've got Apple subs
Starting point is 00:42:52 or if you're a part of our Patreon community as well as all the chats and stuff as well as all our blogs Ashley's recent surgery is everything okay with that by the way
Starting point is 00:42:59 can I just say really quickly with whatever scar correction you had i feel like it's lifted your lip further really yeah or if you had filler it looks more um curled i don't know if it's because it may be taking a tiny bit more i've done it um so you can go to patreon blogs blah blah extra episode don't forget to share and subscribe it makes smells nice that's it's gorgeous it makes such a difference to us and the podcast
Starting point is 00:43:28 and yeah basically if you've not got patreon get it because the guys literally got early access to the product last week you're missing they got early access to youtube which i will ensure you get every week you've got access to me and lauren to chat away and the patty gang are just what you need in your answer every question to be perfectly honest right love you very much guys bye

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