Nip Tuck - Bing Bong Ho!

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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me on friday and saturday which is why i've bailed on our to be fair that you've got megan on saturday at friday i'll be in and out right guys so let's have a catch up first firstly um so what we did is we went to dakota before we got here we had an hour and a half um and then we've come here and then we're meant to be going to peter street kitchen right is that where it is that was where and i've bailed um i didn't think everything yeah i've got no shame i didn't think i'd get out of it and then actually just like look babes you don't need to come and i was like absolutely no problem bye i can tell she started dissociating yeah i've lost it well listen a few reasons number one i can't drink like what the what fucking fun is that can't drink boring hello that was like me

at the look fantastic party at christmas with you sasha and megan i didn't drink them anyway i drove mate did you and that was like you know it was work whereas this is extra lulala and i can't drink and i probably won't like the food there anyway and i know you won't be offended to see you all fucking day and i'm with you all week so i'm gonna go home but you two can go and drink champagne and be fun and silly i'm not fun and silly i would fully lower the mood hence you gave me the get out yeah i mean i don't want to go right you don't have to i'm with you on friday and saturday we've got our show with our amazing sponsors we've oh my god yes so best saturday is the christmas party it will have been been and done so we'll fill you in on the next i wish i

could get pissed but i can't but what i can do is watch all you get pissed and then relay all the funny stories that's what i used to do which is the best thing being sober is great when you can tell everyone do you remember when we did the last plt on for two nights and you and i was sick wasn't i i was so pissed i threw my tuna sandwich up didn't i i got that pissed in the car on the way there was i like five months oh no no you were further than that you were big you were very pregnant no i don't think you were you were heavily the black dress you were big it was actually no it was july i was the same as you i think july and you were due in december i i get big quick like you yeah to be fair probably similar yeah and i and then i feel like it

stays for a bit for like three months and then do you remember you saw me after you hadn't seen me for a bit and then you were like whoa my um I didn't get to a point though where I was big did I no no not really I can't remember I did with fear I know that but yeah I um we are going I've forgotten what we were saying what were we saying we're doing a show on Saturday we're doing a show on Saturday boohoo and doll and think whiner sponsoring so boohoo are dressing us but they're so nice they're dressing us and they've sent outfits for our agency team to wear we've got prizes on the jacket how weird she wants it and wearing it and i was like i have ordered that it's really like i've not took a picture in it what a fucking surprise and christina then went

i want that jacket it's um it's very j-lo oh my pride is all i have it's that kind of 90s so the fur jacket is stunning i've also got another fur jacket but yeah boohoo was sponsoring these gifts on the night we also have think wine think wine is unreal think about wine without the calorie not as bad for you less handover low carbs so they're sponsoring us as well and then of course as always our amazing doll girls they're actually setting up did you know in the bathroom a pop-up and they're going to do people's touch-ups and stuff like that they'll be lying at that forever no i know um there's going to be amazing goodie bags prizes we're really excited aren't we i can't it's like meet everyone and be sober yay that will be fun you can just be high on life my love

yeah absolutely right tell me oh first we need to we need to talk about our jumpers so we've got some jumpers on um i know you all want them we've not released them yet as much so me and christina are going to be in albert slosh hanging off some guys necks with them on we may do it oh no is this going to be one of those nights i thought it was just going to be like a dinner and then i could go be home by seven am i gonna be in albert schloff she's already pissed so good luck oh it's gonna be a wild one i think hence i'm dipping now have you got out of this because i'm fucking right fine i'll fucking go home there because i can't you're going with it don't make eye contact with her do not make eye contact i think it always goes downhill when

you're in albert schloff yeah that's when you know it's bad um so we'll see do you know what it'll be really interesting to see how tonight ends because christina i don't know why you're talking like you aren't a liability as well if you want to be a few drinks yeah she's saying that oh it doesn't think it's gonna be a bad one she's just fucking got it in her as well me and lauren had like two glasses of wine and then christy was like for 10 days after and i'm like i've got for you kids i woke up in the morning like i'm absolutely fine it was way more than two glasses of wine and it was the day before my wedding wasn't it we did smoke a lot of bags well what when i nearly got killed no that was it that was another time that should have been a christmas

job but did you nearly die no that was when we were in town anyway you two let's just see where the night goes mine will go to my living room anyway a few things we need to discuss so sex doll oh you sent this in the group chat i didn't read it i never do but tell you tell me about this what what is it lamar has bought a sex doll of chloe k yeah so basically lamar odom has bought like what is that like 150 grand sex doll i saw this a while ago so apparently he got a sex doll that looks like chloe and her dimensions everyone's like running off it like as though I mean how would you feel

if that was your ex had a sex style I'd love that I'd be wanking over that every day I wouldn't give a flying fuck I'd think oh my god

I've made it bitch yeah I'd think like great I must be amazing yeah that would be the biggest blow of smoke

up my arse I've ever had in my life I'm fine with that I bet he'd make the pussy tighter I bet when they did the pussy he was like just make it touch tighter

what would you do if you found out James and Ed had shoved a sex doll a little bit more yeah close her mouth if you caught james shagging a sex doll what have you said this is the thing well we know it well we have ashley's just said something that i've just had to say to her i think we need to take that out i think if james was shagging a sex doll yeah

i'd be absolutely fuming because like shag me actually it's a job less do you know what well no ed had that pocket pussy that he had to throw away because he got addicted to it in covid the lello one yeah um what hang on what is this what's a pocket pussy it's like a wank device well it is what it sounds like it's like you put it on your dick and it goes and my pussy doesn't my pussy doesn't do that like it mine doesn't go put it on you put your dick on it and it goes like whoosh like my pussy doesn't do that yeah mine does not mine doesn't do

so basically i mean it goes like yeah you put your penis in it and it does yeah and it does some cute you know what we don't talk about sex toys for men that often it's always like because you just assume that just they just sort of sit and they don't need i think to be a man and to shag you get in the bed i think men's shag must feel nicer than woman shag do you know the sensation of what a man gets i think of course it must be nicer than what we get and they only have to go in and out to come and also it's all in their control how fast how hard i don't think they need the toys the reason that toys are made for women is because sex is so good for men in general yeah and also then women can control the way in which they come at what

pace yeah because the man isn't for example like this morning we had a bit of a lie in before and i had two wanks and um and oh i thought you meant you and ed had a lie in you mean yeah i never have a lie you're a lone lone lion yeah yeah i got my lily allen womanizer three out thanks lily um and yeah it was fantastic but i i did it at my own pace i haven't masturbated for eight bloody ages i love a wank you can't be i think it's a bonnie blue video last time when i told you both i was going to i think that's the last time i masturbated that was a while ago wasn't it that when we sent the bonnie you went to the bonnie blue i told you i was gonna when i meant it when i said i'm going

to turn me on i know i was desperate um i said in the chat i'm going to go and want to this and i did i wasn't joking i did go and went to it um it took like two i just i needed i felt you know dirty afterwards but i needed something it's like when you watch funny you slam your laptop i'm not that woman i was 10 minutes ago yeah i didn't i haven't done it for opposite ages lauren you're real about your hoover i'm getting good now aren't i i'm getting really good so i got sent a g-tech hoover right now i've never done a hoover ad before but a bloody well did it that i am not maybe you're not good maybe the hoover's just good the hoover's good so i got sent the g-tech air ram 3 hoover right air ram don't give a damn i had it and my cleaner was

round and she went i thought it was my i was like you've got my hoover then she's like that's my hoover she's got the same one now to me if your cleaner's got that hoover that is a good ass hoover that's what i thought because she said to me she's like lauren i've tried them all i do six hours cleaning a day this one is the best and it makes the lines in the carpet oh no i i didn't realize i have hoover envy i think mine was i don't know what my old one was but it was meant to be a good one and it was expensive but it's not as well it's really lightweight it's real lightweight and this is another thing when it plugs in to charge it's really like everything's really minimal it's not bulky and it sits straight stands up straight oh

it's just i actually only that it was nice it wasn't hard don't get me wrong but i loved it and they sent you a hair dryer didn't they the hair dryer and straighteners i've done my whole ass hair with it today look at it very nice just the dryer and straighteners the straighteners and hair dryer are literally no word of a lie the g-tech one ion technology the best i have used for ages literally so lightweight so easy to use and you can switch up the heat settings well which is so good for baby hair yeah your hair looks really nice because the thing is as well some hair dryers literally leave your hair looking like all frizzy don't they like stuck up you know the g-tech range isn't like that i've got the frizziest scarecrow hair in the world like

not many people will know this about me but my hair is yeah it's like having a stylist at home with it isn't it i can do yeah without having to speak to anybody beyond obsessed honestly the ionic technology i had literally a bouncy blow in 25 minutes from using the straighteners and the hair dryer i've done a little reel on my instagram you can have a look beyond upset it's mega light as well isn't it so it's only like 0.6 kilograms so it's really really light it's got four heat settings as well and speed options so it's kind of like you can choose how you want to dry your hair and it doesn't burn your scalp and it doesn't burn your hair honestly i used it on saskia the other day and not really did she moan it's got a swivel

cable as well so you know the bottom when you kind of wrap up your hair dryer to put it away the bottom swivels so you don't break it either which is absolutely amazing it's by nick gray so he's the one who's the genius behind g-tech so he makes the hoovers and he makes the hair dryers and the straighteners as well oh my god thank you mr gray i love your shit we love the hoover we love the hair dry hoovers and hair dryers for life nip tuck pod and gtech honestly guys clap a round of applause if you want to try it go to gtech.co.uk the one that you were using was the dryonic hair dryer and the stylonic hair straighteners as well and then i had the gtech vacuum which was the air ramp three honestly absolutely love it wouldn't recommend unless

we loved it so guys thank you gtech.co.uk for sponsoring this week's episode so we're moving on in to the new year lauren and as the 2024 season comes to an end what do you think this year's is going to be this year's like new year's eve what is the song again as the 2024 season draws is it that one what is it again it's that scarf sky sky full of stars i can't do it again if i see you twice doing as the 2024 season closes to an end again and montaging stuff i'm going to unfollow you all you're gonna do it aren't you you've already done it you've already started delete's real um no but if i want to i will because mine's quite good mine's the baby the wedding i need an excuse to

be share store the newest one as well has started again we only have young kids for 10 years oh yeah that's frightening that's this is your and how many christmases your kids have got left that's frightening as well i don't like those ones either um will i do a christmas i might do if i've got some pictures where i look nice that i haven't reposted then it will be an excuse to repost them absolutely yeah so we got a really good dilemma so basically we've got this thing patreon don't know if you've heard about it we've been promoting it now for 18 months 18 long yes years right so no this one resonated with me i felt this girl's anxiety that was really through the phone so on our patreon we had a girl that messaged in i love the fact that

she woke up and the first thing she thought is i'm going to message in patreon because it's non-judgmental good girl's advice she basically said she's on holiday and she's woken up in bed with another person she's married um she's woken up in bed with another guy and her husband has been facetiming her facetime and a facetime and he already knows that her friends got back to the hotel because they didn't realize what happened and he asked and they've told him what's she gonna do what what's she gonna do when she gets out of the boys room how is she gonna tackle this she also said she also said that she didn't use protection so let's read out the advice that our patreonies gave to her i saw it like me and ed were driving home and in real time i responded

and i was like babe it's okay it happens not like this happened to me but it's happened and go to the clinic get tested no sex before that i'm two weeks after because that's tight like what did the other girls say like what was their thoughts on it i think everyone was quite supportive to be honest the thing is the way i look at it is she'd already done it she was already in that position where it had happened so there's no point upsetting her there's no point telling her off she'd already done it so that would not have been helpful advice and my advice would be get out of there as quick as possible get to your friends as quick as possible so you can that's what everyone was saying they were like you need to go and sober up for a bit before you

chat to him on the phone because he was like belling around mistakes you'll start panicking and make mistakes i would say that was one of my girlfriends i'd be like right have a sleep if you can i'd give her a sleep i'd be like have a sleep let's have a meeting and the girls that was on holiday with the closest ones i would sit down with that right how are we gonna pan this out and how are we going to cover it for you? I would make sure that she went and got tested as quick as physically possible. And like we said, no sex with him until you've been tested. Obviously she's already done it. So for now she needs a good way out. Let me, let me tell you what, what everyone else said. Get back to your hotel and have a think what to do next. Just get out

of there and away from the guy. The next one, get yourself out of there. Turn your phone off. say your battery died while you get yourself together next one get out of there don't answer your partner until you've had to think about what to do you can always say you were being sick or you were still horrendously drunk next girl says you need to get the morning after pill so what she said is what she ended up doing was saying that a battery died rang him back later and she says she thinks she's got away with it and then she said thank you for being non-judgmental look what she did was wrong she should not have done it but that wouldn't help men do stuff like that every day she shouldn't have done it but that wouldn't have helped her we needed to get her head

straight get her back in the game and then she can think about what to do afterwards what's the worst thing you've ever done i've never cheated on anyone haven't listen i've done a lot of bad things in my life i truly have i've done some very questionable things but i haven't i haven't actually cheated on anyone i just haven't i always get cheated on it's a little weird what about you the sti thing yeah i think you have to wait two weeks yeah that's what i said so if it was me i and i would be on my period for a bit and then i'd have to rush i'd be i'd have a two week i'd be on my period i'd have to rush that'd be my way out of the shagging of what's really important it's really nice that no one was judgy because

what's the point she'd already told your friends yeah yeah like if you told your friends that you cheated on james oh i couldn't there'd be an element of judging yeah but i don't know actually my friend no do you know what that's why i love patreon though because it's all anonymous and there is no one can judge you yeah yeah and as well i think that what the good thing is about that is she'd done it already yeah there is no but she didn't need to hear well that was stupid she's done it already so the most important thing was how do we get her out of this as quick as fucking possible and then she could think about it she might want to tell him in the future she might not want to tell him in the future but for now we needed to get her out of it but she says

she thinks she's got away with it so and hopefully this has made her learn never ever ever do that again and and question your relationship as how that happened you know because people do make mistakes and when you're pissed like i'm sorry i'm not saying it's an excuse but when people are extremely blind drunk you do make mistakes and she may think from that i need to make a big change or she may think i shouldn't even be with him yeah but also she can't torture herself about it it's done because also as well men do this all the time and they don't feel guilty so why is a woman should you be penalized about it the man shouldn't be doing it no i know the woman no of course they shouldn't be but equally like they but it's all right but her man might not it's

more normal for men yeah and they don't feel that i bet they're not sat there guys can we tell the story about my friend which with the sage oh yes oh yeah that's funny a very close friend of ours very very close um bless her has split up with her boyfriend and she it was her choice he's like trying to get back with her being a creep she's fully got the ick and she's like i need to rid him out of my life whatever all the negative energy all the negative energy so she ordered sage and crystals but by mistake ordered it to his in her name so he's opened the package and realized what she really thinks of him because she's ordered fucking sage and then he's whatsapped her and he's definitely got hard on of

it like oh she needs to sage me cock must be good yeah she needs to sage me out of a lie i don't think adam and i'm sure james wouldn't know what it fucking is he'd think i was smoking pot he'd think it was some form of fucking marijuana he'd be like oh fuck she on now some sort of mushery maybe like what'd you do with this that's on par with the divorce parties isn't it oh what so what how was our i don't what listen to our um i don't read our comments because i just don't want to know what were they was what was the comments like on um people were not happy were they not no they said we were judgmental oh really guys listen us us me me who judgmental me what commenting on other people's irrelevant shit

if anyone comments on my irrelevant shit then i'll have a problem double standard no no no no not me uh all high and mighty on my little podcast not me listen guys it's only a comment it's a throwaway comment i still agree i still think the same bitch i said what i said we always say that but it wasn't the divorce party element i said i had a divorce party i even had balloons that said thank you next i just said just keep it i still think that's weird under wraps me personally so that's what i mean like we're sat here she's saying she did it i'm saying i find it weird and it's do you know what that's okay that's okay i still think that's weird i think it looks i think it's so bothered that was our point the bothered the bothered like i just don't

get it like if you're done you're done why are we having a party let's have a all the single ladies party instead honestly says the lady who stabbed the canvas which was also the canvas of the face as we know i did do that so i don't know i don't know i had a missed call off a three-year-old ex-boyfriend at the weekend did you what same one again did you ring it back no who oh pussy must be good pussy must be real good i don't know because everyone that's listening is going to be adding working it out what if that's like his missus or something he should be like how many years how many years you had a few on the go it could have been any of them right guys we have got a poo that haunts you story we love them it's been a while okay i'm gonna read it because she's

pissed does it count if it's not my personal story it does haunt me from the day my sister told me hi girls i hope you both well long time listener first time emailer big time pussy thanks for being my comfort blanket during my 12-hour shifts when my anxiety hits i just get stuck i just stick on nip tuck and i float away my sister's why what shift work does she do i'm gonna guess nurse what do you think well why does she get anxiety she's just got anxiety it's nothing to do with the shit no why would you get why do you assume a stripper gets anxiety maybe it's a police officer everyone gets anxiety anyway i mean bitch i do wherever the fuck it is she does a 12-hour shift did you get some anxiety might be mcdonald's who knows um my i'd get anxiety that my sister told

me this story at the weekend i'd get anxiety because i'd eat all the fucking nuggets and then i'd be like um what was the order it's in my belly my sister told me this story at the weekend right my sister told me it always breaks on your shift my sister told me this story are you having another tequila rose whoa right i'm gonna try one last time my sister told me this story at the weekend and of course i immediately said amongst fits of laughter oh my god i need to tell the pod we need more people like you so a few months ago my sister was having a bathroom redone and along came the day where the builder a family friend had to remove the toilet what can you see well when you're having your bathroom done they take the toilet out do you remember chris did my mum's

bathroom and i had to piss in a bucket and he filmed me ran in the kitchen caught me anyway can you see where this is going my sister is downstairs pottering around as you do when you've got a good you know a stranger in your house you do you pot around don't you it's awful then bam she got gripping pains in her belly oh not you know the one where you don't know whether it's a fart or a poo but either way it can't be trusted of course it was a poo but hang on she didn't have the toilet she had no loo and she doesn't know her neighbors so after walking around the kitchen sweating and panicking her poo started to vacate itself so she didn't know what to do the next minute she's opening the kitchen bin and squatting over

it out falls the longest stinkiest poo long she's ever produced well i couldn't stop laughing fortunately the builder didn't come down mid-squat so of course i said well surely you then emptied the bin in case he could smell the poo or needed to put something in there nope she left it all afternoon what at least she could have done is done at least she could have done is took the bin out i couldn't believe what i was hearing until i realized now hang on a minute you were walking around all day with a shitty ass no she wiped the bottom with the kitchen roll and left that in the bin as well i don't even want to admit that i'm related to her so please keep me anonymous hope that made you smile yeah i mean the the bare minimum you would do is take the fucking bin

out once you'd pooed in it my mum rang me um she rings me every time she shits herself because every time like i've got a voice whenever she does a fart and shits herself she rings me and says just thought i'd let you know and then i ring james so i rang james and my mum shits herself and he said i'll bring you back i'll bring you back immediately one night is just message just like i am here for this wait for this go on ready oh my stomach's going come here we go this is seven times in one night guys no no no this is me the other day in the gym before i think i overdid it on the um health and what have you um my body's not used to it doesn't suit me well um i went on the cryo then i did three infrared saunas i injected

glutathione not on the zempic i went in waitress to do a healthy food shop and i shit myself i actually shit myself in my aloe yoga tracksuit so i need to buy a new one now is that you nowhere and then i got in the car and i was like right come on ashley breathe breathe breathe we can make it home and it was like and then i just it just went like about two seconds from my house high street like trying to fucking parallel park and i was like so you yeah so this is the day she messaged the other day in the chat i've been to the gym and then she was like i'm so stressed i've been to the gym and then it turns out she hadn't been to the gym no i've been doing wellness she did went to cryo and three infrared infrareds that's

not going to the gym well it made my body poo exude poo because you're not used to it um tell me about injecting glutathione glutathione the master antioxidant very good for you very good pigmentation as well how often should you inject it i inject it every three days okay interesting sure we'll get some questions about that i when i've had this baby i i will glue you're doing a me aren't you i'm going to inject myself with everything actually um so basically what i would say about me recently is it's being chaotic guys bear with me um i've had literally like four close bereavements in what is it like two months it's been hideous hasn't it lauren heavy um luckily my family from la land tomorrow then my sister's coming home next week oh is she that'll

be nice you need to try and see her while she's back yes she's very funny very dry very funny very dry um we're having a little bit of a break we're having two weeks off lauren's going on her honeymoon that's not till january but yeah i am going on my honeymoon well we're still recording but we're gonna try and have some time off because cyber week did not treat us well it was a lot wasn't a did anyone else think i mean guys i just think listen we are we're culprits i apologize for black friday week but like of course we're gonna do what we're gonna do but like what we always say we don't promote shit that no no everything honestly the current body discounts we had were brilliant like they were people wanted it for christmas and we saved them a fortune so

i'm really good then the hoover fucking good fantastic the hair dryer everything just came fantastic and it did feel a lot and i get it like i was a bit like whoa honestly do you think people are still doing black friday or do you think people are chilling the fuck out a bit i don't know if it's gonna be on as well that makeup bag that i got i've got it in my bag real techniques one it's no i've got a different one it's like a tight it's unreal i'll post it um i did do my men's gifting blog did you today post it well today i've not been on today um so i've just had to stop Ashley again um I mean it's probably good that we're not both pissed because I've had to stop her three times now and I've had to say you cannot say that you cannot say that you also

cannot say that I love that she's giving you everything but you cannot say that you will get divorced so she is gonna sit there like a naughty school girl that's been told not to say things three times I've saved your bacon Christina you would have took it out anyway wouldn't you she would have made me take it out when she's over she's one of those things where in the morning she's gonna have anxiety right take that out take that out take that out um no i don't think you can say that so anyway the girls are gonna go now and party hard what kind of food's peter's street kitchen asian fusion oh i've never been yeah sorry guys this is a slightly god my lisp is really oh i actually need some advice so thea's got a lisp it's quite bad it's

worse than mine oh my god yeah it's worse than mine it's really bad and when i mentioned it in the past on the pod a couple of years ago people said that don't do anything until she's seven if she's still got a list but seven seven that's when you go to a therapy when you're seven so i she's now seven and it is quite bad and i don't know what to do i don't know whether to leave it because that's her personality i don't know anyway whether to take her to a speech therapist on this one because i just want i don't want it to ever impact her when she's older or whether it's just a personality and it is what it is so anyone who does that kind of thing um any advice would be really actually genuinely can you do that like rosetta stone like where you talk in the car

well i've got a lisp so we've got no fucking chance have we both of me i can't teach you Is a lisp like your actual form of your mouth? They can be different things. So mine is that my tongue, when I move my mouth, twists, and not everyone else does. I don't know why, it just does. Or you can have one, it can be to do with your palate, it can be to do with your teeth.

I had a gap in my teeth and I sucked my thumb, but I've obviously got fake teeth now, so I don't know. Hers is quite... I think yours has got better since we've been doing the pod. I don't know, but hers is quite... Mine's like an edge, hers is quite bad. and i just think do i leave her like that because that's her but it's cute now is it going to be cute if she's got a corporate job at 40 i don't know so yeah any help on that actually would be

really appreciated because i don't know what to do so guys this has been a shorter episode um apologies for that but but but but we're going to give you a free christmas present which is a bonus episode so we have the absolutely amazing sophia bailey on our bonus she's queen of aesthetic she's a wonderful woman and we only have people on that we think embodies our nip tuck people anyway she actually oh she is just a lovely woman very girls girl very in her own lane um so we actually have a bonus episode with her and what we're going to do on this occasion is we're going to put it out on the main feed we're going to give it you for free kind of give you guys a bit of an idea what the bonus often has on um and we just think everyone should hear us so

yes this one's a little bit short but you're getting a free bonus and if you like it you can subscribe on apple or join patreon which gives you the extra episode but also way more including ashley's male gift guide blog which she said she did today so that's going to be out on friday guys if you only ever listen to a wednesday you've got a friday and i'm gonna make lauren do some funny tiktoks now she's not i'm going home love you bye Thank you.