Nip Tuck - Black Friday Tips!

Episode Date: November 27, 2024

Lot's to catch up on this week's episode, we talk about how Lauren's pregnancy announcement went down, best gifts for men and of course we give you our top tips before Black Friday.If you want to listen to BONUS episodes every Friday then you can subscribe on Apple or join our patreon patreon.com/niptuckpodMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck i have finally got over my hangover i listened back to last week's like it's a good one i don't listen back guys and i'm not going to pretend that i do the reason being she knows that i do it i know ashley does it and also like My stance is always, I said what I said. Bitch, I said what I said. I heard myself say it. It came out of my mouth. And I trust Christina would remove anything particularly illegal.

There was a few bits in there that are quite... Yeah, but that's us, guys. I think hungover chat is fucking very funny. Do you ever, when I used to go out with the girls... The next day would be more fun than the night out. More when we were younger and had no commitments and we would sit in bed and cry laughing at nothing. yeah everything was funny was hilarious um but now it's not very funny anymore when you wake up

with kids and like bills um you guys probably have been all like going out loads i know that i have um november and december as an influencer are the busiest months like events just pop up yeah out of nowhere it's very like it's always bloody last minute with influencer stuff i like we always say it's probably because we're like bottom of the list we're pull out oh they've pulled out let's ask that weird couple girl those girls are they together no no they just worked let's ask that couple um but i think that's why but it's always very last minute isn't it so we've had a busy week well i went to the space nk event um by the way that was probably the best event that i have ever been to well done space nk they always pull out the bag they are premium

premium thank you so much should we talk about my journey and then yours oh please because i feel okay so i um had been out the night before at the mtv awards we already spoke about that and then we recorded and then the next day we had space and kate so i'd left all i was dead organized left my outfit out then the next morning my car was coming to pick me up at quarter to eight which in my house between i would say 5 45 and 8 a.m wild like like over stimulating station vibes because everyone's getting ready for work then we got the kids then my nanny comes in to help um but there's just a lot going on like a lot school runs this in our yeah and then um i was like running out of the house to get in the car saskia runs out of the door because she can always

tell if i've got a bag with me she knows you're going somewhere no well yeah saskia when she sees i've got a bag with me and i was like babe i'm not staying out like don't worry i'm coming home and as soon as she hears the word london she's like mommy's going to london london london not london mommy um so my driver pulls up outside i'm like walk out of the house then she's running after me then i send her back in then she runs back out and the driver must have thought i was had this screaming child in a vest and knickers like running down the track and i'm like sweetheart it's okay anyway get in the car lauren sends me a text like oh i've got my outfit on i went what yeah what did i say i was like something like i said something about

the outfit and then she just replied like my shoe my outfit i had left my whole outfit hung up by the door that even on that that's even not something even i would probably i know i know and i'm blaming the kids it's me i was hung over i was a mess anyway so i had to turn the car around and go back it added on 100 quid to my journey and i was just like it is what it is we are on the m6 now and we had to turn back around it added an hour and a half on and at the same time so she's texting i'm texting her like mate i don't know why but the traffic is the worst i was driving to get on the train i was like i don't know why but the traffic is like horrific horrific i don't know if i'm gonna make this train and then she's like my outfit so we were both working yeah and

then we were both like let's just not talk for an hour so i was just like it's all right if you if you miss a train i'll get the next one i was like googling it she was googling it and i was like there's another one in x amount of time it's fine and i'll just have to pay the hundred pounds i have to go back get the outfit we'll get there yeah we'll be calm have a lovely afternoon stunning excited but sweaty um anyway then i go back get my outfit get in the car and then i start getting towards um claridge's where the event was shoe one shoe i had bought one shoe and i had that is i didn't because i thought i'll get in the car in a pair of hotel slippers yeah standard like yeah exactly and also easy to throw in the car that's why guys always take hotel slippers

you know do you not sometimes get charged no the spa ones they throw them away yeah they were literally shitty throw away slippers i mean they were probably from grantley hall they were from grantley hall less of the shitty fucking shoe gone so i had to go into claridge's with a pair of hotels i walk into this grand reception and i look like i've been on a bender well you could tell the people were like ew okay luckily i saw my friend lana walking through with a big suitcase and i went tell me there's a pair of shoes in there and she was like there is but they're a six i was like i don't care at this point i will wear a pair what would you have done what was the plan anyway the shoe the whole time was in the taxi under the seat oh another hundred quid to

get the shoe back in a panic you wouldn't have looked what if you'd not seen her what was your well then i was i saw jenny and i was like oh my god look and she was like it's fine you sat down all afternoon anyway right so you were just gonna sit down and just well i'd made the journey to london and also lauren wasn't there anyway so someone had to be repping nip oh my god so i i didn't think i was going to make the train the traffic was so bad i got on it with i think four minutes to spare and i don't run so i wouldn't have run you mean you wouldn't i wouldn't run for anybody or anything i'm a runner you're never no you've been in situations before where i'm like come on and she's such a bitch and she's like this stop running it's no i'm not i won't run

it's not that i can't because like out of the two of us not right now but like i go to the gym and shit i can't fucking run but i'm not i'm not i won't run no i think it goes back to being a kid running for the bus like embarrassment i won't do it yeah you will run around in my boots so i didn't run but i did walk fast like i was hot good anyway got on the train i thought you lucky girl we are here and it had been quite a lot i was really excited for the event but especially with me being early pregnancy like the stress of what to wear was really bothering me and i'd found an outfit that actually looked nice and that i'd been more stressful than anything i'd packed my bag i'd like i'd got there on time i thought we're here enjoy it now girl so i sat down and ashley

was had the shoe saga going on as i'm on we were both finally i'm on okay i'm on we're good yeah i said i'm gonna be there at this point i would have been there just before ashley so i could have probably helped with the shoe anyway i'm just going along and i'm sad yeah i'm about to start doing makeup get my makeup i thought i might vlog they or did this is another failed tiktok um so i tiktok'd the train my crisps and my coffee started tiktoking i thought i'm gonna do a tiktok um started doing my makeup now you've changed i did i did i did about or a reel i was gonna do i did three videos right and i intended to make a really good reel and then i'm just going along and then another train passed our train at the same time so you know it goes like where are you

like halfway there an hour in and it goes like that whoosh and it is loud and then as the whoosh happened it also went whoosh bang crack and then i looked at my whole fucking window out of every window in the entire train my window sat on my own it was the entire thing had cracked on one side obviously luckily what who is it avanti well done because it didn't go through if it had gone through i would have been severely damaged for life like ed with the log yes it was it would have been really bad and over the road i was a bit like oh shit but you know what i'm like i was kind of like oh fuck you know and i carried on yeah the guy on the other side was like traumatized and he's like are you okay i was like yeah that's weird isn't it and i started doing makeup and he's

like i think you should move he said because if we carry on and that goes through you're in big trouble i'm gonna move and he was like really shaken up and bear in mind as well luckily we shouldn't have upgraded you babe no yeah i wouldn't have been on that seat you did it actually seat frogged me and upgraded me to that by the way guys seat frog can we tell you i told everyone on the train about that seat frog as if it was this app this is not a sponsored app or anything we should get sponsored by we should get let's shout out seat frog basically it's this app that you go on and just before you get on the train about an hour before you can either place a bid it's usually over 13 pounds or you can upgrade for was it 25 30 quid um and i've got

upgrades before for like 18 quid and it's worth it for the i wouldn't bother with first necessarily but it's worth it for the premium yeah um so anyway yeah my my seat so me and the guy are looking at each other and i'm like i can tell someone about this it's a bit weird so the train stopped and i thought oh god it stopped because obviously my window smashed fair i can't really carry on so i got up i started walking down and everyone was like talking and i thought they were talking about my window so i was like yeah it was my window my window yeah my window smashed and then it wasn't so then what actually happened then the guy listened to this goes i heard once from say fatality oh no and i was like no it's just my window smashed and they're

like no no no no there's been a fatality someone died so what had happened don't know the ins and outs we'd hit somebody oh my goodness i assume it was a suicide so i think what had happened is that that kind of must have knocked the carriage to just a bit off so when the trains collide i think i don't exactly know something must have just and that's why my window got awful awful so then i'm like oh fuck and everyone's like really it's like eerily quiet yeah everyone's like looking at each like shit the train completely stopped and i've never been on a train when something like that's happened although from dms i had afterwards i believe it's actually quite common which is frightening um and a lady actually messaged me she's a train driver and i had a really interesting

chat with her about this because i said to her i was like can i ask you some questions because i was a bit like i didn't understand it all so she told me loads of stuff and she's actually really interesting so i was a bit afterwards like a bit shook up and i said to her is it off and she said yeah she said and what happens is then the person that's been driving the train has to obviously leave and there's processes and you have to wait for someone else the air ambulance had to come blah blah blah so it was yeah it was it was really weird everyone's like you're really quiet anyway then the guy comes over and says we're gonna stay here for two hours oh my goodness so i was an hour in i don't know any of this because i was pissed at space nk so annoying and pissed

so then i'm sat there for two hours i'm looking at my phone i'm thinking no i'm not gonna make this event not only am i not gonna make it started at 11 45 yeah we didn't i didn't leave 11 45 till three so it was short it was short and i was coming back on the half three train so i'm sat there okay i'm not gonna by the time i get there there's no point in this so i was there for two hours we set off i think at like one half one i think there was 26 of you on that train at the event so if i'd been staying over yeah different story if i'd been had an open ticket home different story i would have gone and just jumped in at the end yeah but i had to be back because obviously kids blah blah blah you plan everything meticulously my train was coming back i was

landing this time i was getting theory at this time i couldn't stay so i sat there for two hours and actually as it happened i met two cracking blokes yeah cracking blokes lovely lovely they worked for um were they married just asking for both married sorry yeah both married both married they worked for columbia records yeah oh they were so sound and we spent two hours talking about bonnie blue yeah they knew me from the pod when they said what i did yeah the pair of them and they were crying when i said what the boys did because they did as well i was like bonnie boo and they were like but they were crying and they were so fucking and i and i'm never gonna see them again and i told them i was pregnant i hadn't told a book like because we were chatting

anyway i got off the train in rugby where is rugby who there's a place called actual road i only know where places are because um i've had and he when we drive past places he goes like oh ruby i've spent many a day there and then he starts going on and i go like where the fuck's and he's like he knows yeah well he will because that's his transport yeah so i got off at rugby and i literally got off walked down some stairs walked up some more sat back down again and got back on the train home home an hour and a half and the guys do you know what they did when we were leaving they were like take care of yourself and they were like they were like do you need me to carry your bag oh that's lovely man and i was like no i'm fine i'm only early there's not many like that

anymore lovely so yeah and then at the same time ashley was obviously at this point got there and got pissed like it's fantastic and i was like oh fuck off i'm sat on a fucking train and she was putting videos up and i was fucking sat there fuming um yeah it was it looked really so good i would love to go to another space nk maybe they had him a grinch oh my god it was he was so he was throwing drinks at influencers it was so funny and like what some of them were laughing and other ones were like oh like really so i saw jodie kidd with joe she was sat next to me jodie kidd the model yeah yeah she was meant to be sat next to you i'm so glad i could my confidence right now i do not need to be a fucking supermodel so it was with um honestly like i'm the girl she was

really nice you live at wood live at wood our friend um she's so sound and she looked tell me our friend claudia was there claudia yes honestly i was watching everyone's stories getting getting such bad photos i was like claudia's there would have been nice to see her um yeah like it was it was really just a really nice yes she was did you speak to her anything no um i saw her though very very pretty you said maura was pretty didn't you really pretty very very pretty who else i'm trying to think who else because i was like quizzing her like it's such and such like what's such and such like alice living was there oh yes yes yes um and we need her on the pod to talk about like food and shit food but we we always talk about like food stuff

and i follow her for like recipe and when i saw it i was like oh my god healthy alice what do you think of facts and diet coke i've just had fried egg muffin uh hash brown and that's why we need to bring you guys more like just us um so yeah i had a nice time and then i had a bit oh my god i know um ed rang me and i kept buttoning him because like i was deep in conversation with different people and then live atwood was like actually i think you need to put your phone up ed's rang you three times now so i was like hello um and he was like actually you need to ring your mum and i was like what why and he was like your grandma's died so yeah i had some really sad news can i just say on the other side being me and christina we get this text off ashley

in the group chat this is how my grandma's died tell everyone to stop messaging me so i was like oh my god so i'm writing all our group chats guys something's happened stop messaging then nothing she says nothing for hours and i'm like christina have you heard from ashley and i had to go and pick my mum up on the way here nothing for hours so upset and my mum stayed in bed with me she was funny on tiktok she was very funny she's lovely your mum's lovely um so i've had you know what i must say bad things happen in threes it's so true like and i touch wood never ever have like dramas usually or anything like that and recently i've had like a back-to-back thing of like really shit things happen and it just how what number are we on three we've done three good yeah

couldn't be arsed i was gonna distance myself so yeah it's just it's it's i thought for fuck's sake i'm getting out um but i can't wait to finish for christmas because and i don't mean to sound like ungrateful or anything like that but here we go the diary is diarying i have made a really really conscious decision you have to protect your energy when you're pregnant i've we were doing loads work me and it was getting a bit much and i had like a mentee b didn't have the other week where i was like i can't cope and i was crying my eyes out and i was just like and i get overwhelmed i take it and then i lose it and then i'm fine again um but i really and i thought right that's fucking it now yeah if i don't get paid or i don't have to have to be somewhere i am not going

because it makes me tired i'm grumpy with james i'm not you don't enjoy it i don't enjoy it and then i'm not my best self there so i've just been like from now until and as well the pregnancy up to now has been pretty rough which i think is for a lot of people and i thought i want to enjoy it i'm not going to be pregnant again this is it i am oh my god i'll make money after we had that weird thing happen where that person was like congratulations guys right i need i didn't really you can't say what you did i can you can't i'm saying it guys were arguing here over something that ashley did because she was very angry and yeah well you didn't fuck with my best friend and chris that's cute christina's like i'm taking it out and i said okay i'm still saying it anyway

so whether you'll hear it i don't know basically what happened is and i just honestly like so on the train on this day when i was sat on the train for six hours i was on the way home and i was absolutely knackered and I got this dm and it was off um a guy who follows me and I don't I recognize the name because often like people that have followed you for years you'll reply back and forth to them yeah I very rarely actually look on their profile so although I might recognize the name I won't know who they are um I'll just reply and you kind of you do don't you so this guy messaged me I've seen his name before I don't know where he's from don't know who he is know nothing about the guy um and he he messaged me and he says I believe congratulations are in order for you and

your husband so i'm like which little fucker has leaked this so i just replied like her bit confused and then he sends me a screenshot of the boohoo emas from the sunday and there's a video that we don't remember but i think ashley must have videoed it was because one of my friends saw it but you i think what we did is you filmed it and then straight away thought shit and deleted it but in it's an innocent video i'm in the background poppy's dancing you're filming popping you can just see me behind her and i've got my hand on my belly so it won't have been in there for that long so how wild no it won't have been because i can vaguely i say vaguely remember because i remember you saying like i'm deleting something i can't remember so anyway i don't even

remember and that's how like it wasn't a big deal school it must have been so in that time this person has screenshot me holding my belly wow god it feels fucking big today um and has sent it then sent it to me and i was like where's that from and he was like from me i screenshot it and i was absolutely so first of all it ruined my whole day i hadn't told my children at this point um not a lot of my friends sorry for that by the way no it wasn't listen it was an these things happen i'm not bothered about that i was there and i was holding my belly i should be more careful shit happens it could have been in anyone's videos but also even if you were like so this is my point so my first point was like it ruined my day my anxiety i can't tell you it went

through the roof because i thought who else has seen this and then you know i start thinking about website what we don't talk about and i'm thinking oh my god are they talking about that but i've tried to ignore it but then i thought you cheeky fucker you cheeky and we got angry fucking fucker what you don't even know this i was 10 weeks 11 weeks pregnant it was very passive aggressive as well like i believe it felt like it was a haha i know and i thought well i thought first of all there's a few scenarios they number one i'm not i could not be pregnant i put a bit of weight on that's number one number two i have sadly just had a miscarriage and i've still got a bit of a tummy that i'm holding right imagine how hurt that fucking message would have been number three

i'm going through ivf and my stomach is swollen and i'm desperate to get pregnant there are all these i'm pregnant but i i wish i wasn't there are all these scenarios that could have been the case and it was just so intrusive in true i felt like someone had broke into my fucking house it was the weirdest thing yeah so anyway ashley got i replied and i said i wasn't i wasn't like angry really i just replied i said that is such a hurtful mess that could have been anything you've ruined my day please think twice before ever doing this to anyone again um and then ashley got very angry i did something to shit him up and i think it works um and do you know what i feel bad with me i feel like at the minute we're coming on and we're out in every troll listen we get a lot more

than the ones we talk about yeah but this was just something that just made me think guys if you be really really careful unless somebody even if they were heavily heavily pregnant unless they make a reference to that baby i'm saying shit like we were getting our hair done um the other day and the girl was visibly pregnant but i didn't mention it until she mentioned it and do you know what recently I've just become a lot more sensitive to that this is something I've learned yeah I've learned I would have one point even oh my god when you do and grab the belly now I know number one you don't grab bellies unless like I don't care anyone grabbing mine but I've learned and I just think we're learning so girls boys people were actually really mindful

when I was pregnant because we did a lot of events and they used to be like oh do you mind if I took and I was like no it's fine yeah but it's asking isn't it but you know in other cultures and countries it's like horrendous if someone touches i didn't mind with the and i don't mind now did you actually did you hear from the guy yeah oh you've not said this he'll have twisted it so that yeah no i was the bully then after that yeah this is oh right i didn't even message him i just messaged someone else asking a question about him first and you do you know what it could have been completely innocent no it wasn't he probably was but still lesson learned people any other guy so maybe give him the benefit of the doubt he might not know it might not have been but all it is is

lesson learned because the next girl you do that to could be going through hell so let me be the one to make sure that doesn't happen again i just wanted to ruin his day because he'd ruined my friends yeah he did ruin my day i was devastated she was really upset i cried the next day and then that's when my head worried about you as well it was the next day when i was like yeah and listen and you were stuck on that train and look you know that the train and the train thing was so sad as well that that's you know we're brushing over the fact that oh you know you had to be delayed on a train but you know someone's family has changed yeah and i did think that window i was dying i was thinking when i was on that train my thought was there's phone

calls going on right now yeah everyone is picking the phone up and being told and i was sat there thinking somewhere in the world someone's picking the phone up to find out this and it was like wow it's just really sad it's a lot it is a lot so then we've got a lot to catch up on we've been to liverpool we went to liverpool and we filmed some bits in liverpool and there was a security guard i'm obsessed with that that that was with that man was he was undressing me with his eyes like i have never felt that he was i don't know how old he was i wouldn't like to say might be outlined up i'm holding no he was literally like this at me when i was asking questions he was like looking up and down and i could i had to save you from the citrine he was

almost heavy breathing and but so we went around liverpool we interviewed people at first it was so dry how people do do you remember that street dating thing what was it where they used to run around and get dates on the street street mate street mate yeah how on earth like well back then if you saw a camera in the street it was like wow yeah whereas now like i remember once antiques roadshow was at my local pub and everyone was like why now antiques roadshows get your beanie babies out the attic ashley you've got a princess diana one up there get your 50 pr with with peter rabbit on like that's all the bits whereas now i think people think people are scared of social media because you go on social media the clip goes viral a life's changed but imagine the

negativity the comments you're ugly you're this you're that so people can we just quickly talk i'm shook by and i'm not going to go into things because i hate it when people go into our things but we're going to go digging but molly may fucking hats off to her how she carries herself because this there's a girl that's been on a podcast claiming something which i personally don't think is true doesn't look legit i don't think it's legit we'll talk more about in the bonus i think yeah let's because i don't what a dick what a dick what a fucking dick can i just say like molly may she's running a house by herself she's just become a single mom she's working all eyes on her she's got waking up every day probably being tagged in shit absolutely

imagine like your mental health seeing it yeah and then everyone's sharing commenting talking about it like it's disgusting yeah it's we'll talk about more in the bonus yeah let's talk about more in there because i feel like yeah she should never have been given the airtime but also it's the men that gave the airtime yeah no let's talk about it more it's just the legalities for me it's just yeah guys i speak all the time about my number one choice for fertility and women's health supplements actually do you know what it isn't just strictly limited to women in fact zeta west will cater for both of you along your fertility pregnancy and postpartum journey Zeta West is the leading fertility expert in the UK. She actually pioneered the holistic approach

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last night but we're we're ahead so we've already spoken right but um this actually is the first gorgeous video you know what sorry to change subject i think my teeth are moving you're like that's normal in pregnancy right so you know the retainer at the back of your teeth it's cutting my tongue right now um it'll bounce off really it's cutting my retainer i've got that metal piece around the back no but i mean if you got a retainer yeah go in and you know the metal bit around the back it's flicked off and it's cutting my tongue but so when you're pregnant your teeth move your eyes i have only just had them done sorry your teeth move your eyesight gets worse also worse yeah worse that's why like i've not been able to have laser or anything every

time i have it's because your body's just like depleting of nutrients while it's growing this child and because we're not my teeth i've just paid for them um also with your teeth you when you're pregnant experience loads of dental issues that's why thank god it's pretty free on the nhs yeah it's free on the nhs because i used to get horrendous wisdom tooth um what are they called abscesses abscesses and infections like it's not bad um because there's something to do with being pregnant in your teeth sorry yeah so i was just thinking then something's moved because that thing's flicked off and it's cutting and your mouth is really sensitive yeah anyway i did announce the pregnancy yesterday so oh my god so we told the kids so we went to the trafford center on

friday um we went to the grotto really good the kids had the best time then we went to the fair was it busy or not just okay because it's very early it's only mid-november it was the like vip quotation quotation yeah um which means that it wasn't open to the public yet i don't think so it no it's really good we had the best time honestly i've had such a good weekend and it was really exciting because we knew we were going to tell the kids the next day yeah so um we told them in the afternoon on saturday i've put the video on patreon actually um like some of the clips of us telling them and they would just make like we couldn't they say anything funny what do they think the baby is one of the boys went ah that explains why you're so bloated um thea was just her eyes

she was just staring at me because she's been saying for ages that i'm pregnant but doesn't really didn't i've been like no i'm not and she went she was looking at me like you are and i was like you've been right all along she was like and she's been kissing my belly she texts me i mean we'll see how long it lasts she texts me the novelty where i've seen i'm sure yesterday morning she goes because she texts me now she's got her ipad she gets up herself goes downstairs with one of the boys they sit on their ipad she texts me morning mum is the baby okay stop and she's like kisses it they're like she's looking at it so it was lovely they were just so happy and pure there was nothing not and then they were just so excited and the next morning they'd obviously had time to

process it and i came down and i felt like a primary school teacher they were surrounding me like with questions questions they were like where's it gonna go they're so funny because are at that age now some of them are old like the oldest 11 and one of them not not not in our room is it so he goes he goes is it going to come out of your vagina because i came out my mum's vagina and i was like actually no it's not going to come out the vagina and it's going to come out my stomach and he's like well where from so i showed him my scar i was like they'll make it you know they'll pull it out and he's like will we be there i don't know you won't be there you won't be there then he's like so what about your vagina i was like my vagina is absolutely fine nothing's coming

out of the vagina and he's like okay okay and he's like seriously imagine your head and then all these questions guys where is it now like so i showed him my belly and i went it's tiny it's down here i'm gonna touch it i was like yeah give it a poke and they're all poking prodding i said soon you'll be able to feel it fully kicking moving and they were just amazing and they were like when it's born how soon till we see it i was like you'll probably come straight to the hospital all right yeah okay and then one of them goes will you be feeding it from the breasts no sassy is obsessed with breastfeeding and she's still trying yeah and she goes like remember mommy when i was a baby and i used to go and i was like no you never did that and even now with

my nipples out she'll go yeah and she's six next week yeah the same she does and then now she goes mommy she starts like him because she sees the other babies lie on my chest she now like wants to get on a big fat baby yeah and now i'm doing my boobies yeah and when i'm in the bath with her she's always like oh yeah it's like a mushroom upside down and i'm like it's exactly the same exactly she'll like and i'm like it's interesting though and that's why i said to the i was like you've never been breastfed so they're like will you be feeding it from the breasts and i was like i don't know yet did they say breast or breasts breasts wow i heard the word breastfeeding and then they're going our mum fed us through the breasts and i was like that's great that's why

you're so intelligent guys yeah that's why you're never ill no i was like i was like listen i don't know why your iq is 500 no i was like i don't know yet we'll wait and see i've got lots to think about and they would honestly it's been magical so they are desperate desperate desperate to know what it is as is jay was please can we find out we're not finding out we're not finding out i so i find out no so then it's a girl anyway so then um i snapped at them all because Because they were all like, want to find out? And James was going, can we find out? And I went, no, we're not finding out.

And then one of them went, well, why do you get to pick? And I looked. And I went, why do I get to pick? I have been sick for eight weeks. I was like, I am carrying my stretch marks, my stomach. I have to get out. That is why. And then I was like, sorry, darling.

I literally, I did a body blow. My head went, why? and then james was like all right love all right and i was like well that's why anyway no we're not finding out we're not so we went for the scale you will i guarantee you i don't think she will she's very stubborn with things like this the thing is i'm having a section right so i know when it's coming i don't know now but i will know roughly when it's coming where's the excitement like i'll know its name i don't want it to be oh look baby thingy's here great we all knew what it was what it was called yep wonderful you want that is it a boy is it a

girl what's it called so we went to the scan then we took the girl the kids to the scan which was unbelievable like and that's made me think i'm so glad of the age gap because they fully get it they were watching the scan like are they asking questions in there so i've basically yeah she's really good because i did say i would but so basically i am having what would you private alongside nhs midwife alongside nhs so when you did it you were fully private right so you had to have a private midwife because your birth was private i'm having my birth at the nhs no you don't you can mix and match in any way you want yeah yeah but for you you it was all private care wasn't it even the birth was private care no i am i didn't do the full portland package because

there was pointless because i didn't want to travel down to london so you had a midwife here yeah yeah and it was laura she is so it's starlight starlight oh my god one inhale and one in berry what a lovely woman so from the very beginning when i was just found out i was pregnant one of the things i wanted to check was that there was just one and that it was okay because i thought if it's ectopic i don't want to go through any more like let's so i went and um actually recommended really dangerous yeah so i wanted to know if it's actually recommended and i went and I've paid basically for a package so I'm doing both so I'm still with the NHS which means I will have a 12-week scan a 20-week scan and I will give birth there um the bare minimum from them

like as in you know the scans you have but I've also paid for a package whereby I go most of my care is with her and she will give the notes to the hospital or I will the reason I did that a few reasons really like what really frightens me is you have a 20-week scan and then nothing else for another 20 weeks i thought you have 32 weeks well i don't know you didn't with fear they change it all i did it with fear i had a 20 week and then i gave i think you have three or four scans so what frightened me is what if something happens in in that that time and and you want to be connected to you baby and i love going yeah so what i love that's one of the reasons i went like every other week i had a nip test as well so they're called different things harmony nip test

but basically it's a blood test that does like profiling of uh risks of certain genetics now you can basically if you go for your 12-week check with the nhs they will do like a certain one but they don't do an in-depth unless it comes back it's called your i can't remember but it's the 18 week one where they check the baby's heart they check all the measurements and if something's high risk then you have the full-on bloods right so i just went straight for that and that on its own 600 pounds yeah so i've got a package where basically i've got scans i think in the last 10 weeks i go every two weeks i've got the blood tests i can go as often as i want but also the good thing that um she does there as well is the vaginal swabs which i haven't had a vag swab

if you start getting a bit thrushy she'll do one i am a bit itchy you text her and just say like basically she's on call for you obviously not like unreasonably but if you need you've got that support and help so there is a lot of early miscarriages and kate told me this is um because you've got like infections yeah infections but also she does the is it strep something so just before you give birth she checks that the bit it's now it might have changed this they didn't don't do it in the nhs what the fuck that is and it's like a 50 quid test james's boy got it and he was in hospital for two weeks yeah that could have been prevented no no so one there's just i am not against nhs but i think they're very overstretched and if i can do something if i

can afford to but also you're giving up those appointments to someone else that can't yeah and i got so much shit for my private birth and i'm like you took away the strain from the nhs so for two babies i agree no i agree i i don't the one thing for me the care was the same it was just the amount of appointments the wait times the convenience i feel like it's been more in depth that's what i mean the timing sorry yeah so timings convenience um also that like sometimes if i went to saint mary's for bloods for example i'd be there like five hours a long time i can't do that i was just worried because i have heard and laura told me that here and there where certain things can get missed and i just didn't want to take the risk this time i had a fantastic i had

no problems with fear and i was full nhs but what if i had and i just thought i can't so anyway took the kids to the scan the baby was bouncing right it was upside down it's so cute oh my god like it's like a little jelly bean yeah it was upside down and its little arms are like and it was doing that so she was like right you need to lift your tummy and wiggle and it'll flip so i was shaking my tummy then we came back and it had flipped and then it turned to face us like that so it was like full fully we were all like and then its legs was going like this and it's kicking its legs and the kids were like it's she so i said do you know what it is and she went laura went i know what it is yeah and i can't tell you how much strength maybe that means it's a boy because she's

seen a dick already then she said i know what it is yeah and then james was like can you tell us and she was like no oh mate she just dropped the drink no um so yeah that's it really it was absolutely amazing the kids are happy i feel so much better to get it off my chest i've had the nicest messages ever as well and what i've done so for the past three months i've been vlogging i've been filming myself from the day i found out i was pregnant christina and ash's reaction the next morning um how i really felt when things settled down the shock the fright and when i've been sick i've documented it all put it into a video and i've actually put it on patreon i haven't put it on instagram because instagram sorry um instagram is a scary place sometimes and

i just didn't want to be judged with stuff like this and there are bits where i've been a bit negative about it all because sometimes you are when you're sick and you're worried and so i put it on patreon and the response has been incredible do you know we've had 110 comments on that video like and people saying i wish people were more open about this because you feel guilty for feeling a bit depressed because you think i'm lucky to be pregnant so i did that and i think i'm going to carry on vlogging and just putting it on patreon because i think on instagram it's too judgy i don't want to be judged right now um and i am like i said last time i'm waiting for this you shouldn't use that you have to protect your peace and in patreon it's like a safe space we

always say that i'm gonna say it now and i think everyone should listen to this if i want your advice i will ask and if i don't don't dm me and don't tell me if i'm doing something wrong and i don't want to know i'm sorry but i'm sorry but leave me the wrong way but i will stop i will take it the wrong way so unless i put a poll out saying girls can you give me some advice on then i don't want any thank you because it will make me feel guilty and bad about myself snowy has got slap cheek sarah we were talking about this in the in this morning what a name slapped cheek well me and ed call it slap face no yeah when you're on the phone before you were like she's got slap face i was like no babe slap cheek um they had it she was fine she just had red cheeks

um teddy had it as well they can have a bit of a temp with it and be a bit off but yeah so can she not go into nursery no how long uh i think for three days she's so fucking cute she's honestly the best baby in the world i'm wondering i'm wondering whether and this might be wrong the more you have each one has to be easier because you're not getting the attention love like you've got to crack on she had a night nanny for a long time and definitely got a lot of attention no no what i mean is like um crying it's like you've got to fit in mate we've got a lot going on here with number one you're like whereas the third one it just has to fit the fuck in because i know our youngest our youngest is the least she's the easiest she's the least kind of

i just feel like they kind of just have to get on with it honestly i've just she's just the cat you can tell she's gonna be a kind soul and she's got a little goofy teeth i know she's like a mini ad isn't she she's look she's quite like teddy when he was they look the same they look like twins um she looks so cute yesterday so cute i did my grace kelly uh christmas photo shoot that to do every year and i was like i can't believe it's my fifth year of doing this what do you do it for is it's for the nice i can't i think the stress oh it was horrendous yesterday i was like oh my god um i get a book and the grandmas love it well well not that one not pam bless but yeah i think i like the idea of it i did it one year maybe and then after that i thought now i'm done

with this saskia looks back at the pit you saw what she did in the playroom the other day when she was oh my god i went in that's very cute for the other kids she'd laid out all she's got this memory box with pictures in don't think that i'm that person no i need made it i actually need to get one for kids um and she laid all the pictures out and she was like that's me when i was a baby that's a picture of snowy and mummy's tummy the 3d scans by the way she loved looking can you see the vagina penis though no well laurel just won't show it past that what if it's got a massive can i just tell you one of the lads looks at the scan oh this is before this is the smaller scan that showed them before we had the

scan on sunday and he goes it's a boy what did he think the umbilical cord no make the leg i was like albs that's not that's not a penis and if it is its penis is bigger than its head and he was like oh yeah maybe not then but it was a leg but yeah the 3d do you think the 4d ones actually look like the baby when they come out yeah well you saw mine i'll show you them i'll show you them we will be doing that like it was so good being able to take the kids as well you couldn't do that in the nhs no i don't think you're allowed to know and we had four of them then she was amazing yeah but yeah it was really really enjoyable that part yeah anyway other thing ed's birthday we've got a lot to catch up on it was ed's birthday did you do anything what did

you get him uh people will be okay this is what we're talking about so christmas is coming guys it's black friday i'm telling you what i got him so i got him some bits off aloe yoga he said that when i rang him this morning after i was really horrible because he had a shower and it wasn't his shower time so she was very mad it's not your allocated shower time i'm such a bitch for fuck's sake all james does he showers and poos and then makes a mess with wet towels and plates right you know the towel right we there's a there's a towel rack that's warm hang it on the door he either hangs it on the door or we've got a banister and he puts it over the fucking banister i put towels over the banister to be fair though

because in my house there's so many towels put them back where they live no on the on the heating on the mine wouldn't fit on there but anyway um i got him some bits off aloe yoga because it was 30 off and the men's stuff is actually this before stunning really really nice i got him a black long sleeve top a black t-shirt and some short is it gym stuff or like loungewear what is it for boys jimmy lounge wear yeah yeah then i got him that electric toothbrush i keep meaning to get one i keep forgetting i think they'll do a good black friday what's it called suki i've seen quite a few influencers posting it if they want to give me i got it off um kim k's recommendation so it's this tiny electric toothbrush like look at you getting a free one and

i'm promoting let me see if i can get a free one well i spent 180 quid on two um so it comes in this really really neat packaging and it's very lightweight and um you can charge your phone charger charge it with your phone charger it's on a subscription so you remember to change the head yeah and then also inside the case it's got a uv sterilizing light i like that so when you close the case it gets rid of all the bacteria normally i'd be like shut the fuck up but this is such a good present i have to say i hate charging my how my it lasts for something like a big amount i hate actually putting where do you put your toothbrush charger like it's annoying no you just well it has got a holster one what's it called is it called a suki i'll let you know when i get

gifted one and then it's got a magnetic wall mount so on my mirror i stuck it on and it's the two you know instead of like collecting it gets all disgusting yeah i agree no anyway you clean it off and then you stick it on there actually great so i got him that and he was very excited about that i like that got him some calvin klein boxes where from um amazon they had an offer on for like are they fake or not normally i wait so i save this is how sad you know when you saved items i always have some boxes in there and when there's a sale i have a little look and i just pop them in and normally black friday i would get the calvin klein's yeah i think they were let me have a look on my phone i don't think they are fake i did inspect well it doesn't matter

because he doesn't know doesn't matter anyway anyway who looks at his bare body he's crusty and then i also got him um some slip silk eye masks so no he's obsessed and he goes mental if his eye mask has moved so i bought i bought him two because and these are like 60 quid they're not cheap so they're the ones where it's a big like pillow but it's got the eye holes is very specific but yeah um he's very specific very specific so i got him two of them he's very happy with them and then i got him some medihuman bits because they do like these um cbd gummies for different things all right like energy mood sleep he's really into his health stuff i thought you may have got him some air mess didn't get yourself on that i've been trying i think it's

impossible now i think everyone's onto it i'm just gonna have to buy pre-loved i can't i'm still do you want a baby towel or not mate i would rather the cash anybody want a baby towel in july i will for that i will donate that to charity i will buy you a goat no i used to sponsor uh donkeys that was my thing i don't know how happy i was when my dog when my mum sponsored a dog for me and i used to get the things through i bet it never went to the fucking dogs did it fuck it went to like what's it called like sir tom's fucking yeah it did it didn't whatever captain tom it didn't go and then i got him this as well it's called an eco

eco brew glass reusable coffee cup but it's a nice one with like the i'll i'll post actually that's good because james would love that and it's black it looks very boyish that doesn't it i'll get james yeah get james that look at how nice that is christina it's like a double wall um coffee cup anyway i'm gonna put a guy's gift list together because i'm actually really really good at buying gifts especially for men um not only because i've had a lot of them and you don't do it very often though you're not you say don't buy the gifts for the men i made that mistake ah this is how you found out okay okay um but usually i do get him artwork but we've run out of room in the house so we'll carry this over let's not do the artwork i'm gonna do a gifting

list and also do you know what i might go into when do you buy a present you've committed to this now and how much you've just committed i'm gonna write it on ai so i'm joking you've just committed i will i will i will i'll free up you have just committed to that now and i am going to on patreon write a list so yes there we go okay so speaking of gifts it's black friday do you know what um i think black friday i would only say i've heard of it's american ofs i've only heard of it the last two years four years yeah it started in covid i reckon it's quite new um so black friday guys we are in the midst of it to be honest though i think november is just a month of suspending month suspending discounting month a bit of advice

that i would give you guys though for black friday okay be organized have your list yes we say this and we say it the thing is we promote stuff absolutely we tell you the discounts however i'm always we both always say if you don't want it don't buy it and also don't buy it for the sake but there might be something that you have been wanting to try you don't want to commit a full say 50 quid to it but you're willing to commit 30 40 agree that's fair enough have it on your list if you have it on your list from the beginning of november knock a few off just before right still want them buy them fair enough for example a new hoover fantastic time but don't just get one because you've seen a discount on a hoover get one because you needed a hoover stick to the list

stick to the plan oh you're gonna be like otherwise you are and it is over stimulating my other thing is i always think write your christmas people yeah and then when you're doing your black friday make sure that that aligns with that person cross off don't start thinking oh that'd be good for her and that'd be good for her because you'll get too much for them as well like yeah have your list yeah and stick to it a hundred percent and then also don't get enticed in by like oh a free gift but what is you didn't want the gift if it's a free gift of something that you are never going to want like some baby things when you don't have a baby then that is pointless it's so easy to get sucked in definitely just and listen black friday is

bloody amazing like some of the discounts we've had cosmetic consult i am running i'm running a black friday offer i can't use your fucking products and it's not because i'm pregnant can i just say i'll use them if i want but my skin is so red and compromised i can't use shit on it at the minute but for example cosmetic console if you know you love it like stuff like that i think as well like what lauren's just said cosmetic console obviously guys that is a no-brainer and you know you're gonna buy it every month bulk buy it yeah then also baby bits on amazon i must say agree there is some fantastic water wipes for example they're expensive but they go down quite a lot um other things like dishwasher tablets go down a lot uh lawn yeah on on black friday and

um well i buy toilet roll off tiktok shop and i buy my um my fucking kitchen roll off there as well if you're not buying your toilet roll off tiktok shop what are you doing i've no way to put it like i can't buy 100 toilet rolls i don't i can't even put my enough space for my jeans never 100 toilet rolls so anyway like stuff like that that you know you're going to use you know your standard like body wash your cleanser your normal bits the dream at the end of the day is to buy it once a year box it off have it in your cupboard yay i've used it yay i totally agree you know for example ed loves head and shoulders that is such a simple man honestly i have thousands of worth of products he actually does love cosmetic consult though to be fair that's very good for men

and you could get that for men very good because as well they are secretly vain yeah so yeah um so he only uses head and shoulders and nivia soft oh baby it's a small boy small kind boy but on black friday though if you are about to have a baby as well they do the baby maury do an amazing black friday so out of the loop so with those zip organic sleep suits they are the best they're unbelievable um other black friday offers off stuff like your dyson air wrap your shark if you were going to get it if you were going to do a big purchase then i would tv tv things like that that you were going to get sofa yes i agree dining table for me black friday pots pots and pans

pots and pans so there's a place I might DM them isn't that the green pan that's what everyone loves it's got no

chemicals in it I keep seeing online called our place our place our place they're the good pans they've got a cracking discount but they are

they're expensive I know but it's honestly I am that old as well white company bedding white company bedding see I I

the dusk bedding is also fantastic dusk bed yeah they do a great black friday sale i like so can sleep we absolutely love so can sleep mattress mattresses the mattress that kind of thing um also clarence double serum estee lauder advanced night repair

your skin would suck that up and they're the estee lauder advanced night repair and the clarence double serum are great all-rounders for anyone good gifts really good gifts i think gifts for me it's boxing gifts off as quick as you can yeah i like if possible to be done by december everyone done even now this is because i'm a bit ocd so wrapped and in a bag and if i can drop it off at the fuckers houses i will my house because i want it all for me that's nice um i would like imagine me wrapping a present mine doesn't because i haven't got one and can you imagine what can you imagine what mine look like my personality and i go like this with it round round round you can't even get into mine because i'm not interested can i just give a big

shout out as well yes to etsy i absolutely love etsy if you make sure that you do order stuff in advance so and also check because i've done this before make sure you put it to uk sellers because otherwise you ain't getting it yeah look i got a santa plate i'll send you the link and i'll post it on patreon it's only 13 quid yeah dear santa when you've got a lot of kids and then it says love the sobart family on it and you can pick um and how cute is that i love that i got that then i also got them the personalized to santa letters right i need to speak about this them someone i need to talk to you about this what what am i doing with this letter to santa i he sends my head fucking west the other problem the santa phone number i need to read it out the

other problem i've got right is i need to speak to the mum uh baby boy girl mums because i don't want to be doing letters if there's already another letter because then they'll be like well who's the real like oh it's a lot so that one there i'll post it it's like a personalized letter where they fill it in oh a letter from sam i don't know i don't understand it do you write santa a letter and does he send you one another thing that i bought for ed off etsy which i just thought was the cutest thing in the world is purse-sized car air fresheners with pictures of the kids faces on no mate that's horrible are you i thought you were busy how do you i just thought it was so cute and then i don't want i'm sorry do you not get me i do not want

fear dangling off the middle of my mirror i would love that of teddy only teddy only teddy the boy my boy teddy wolf um so anyway i'm gonna get one teddy wolf just had a great idea carry on okay um dean gaffney um right anyway aliexpress and dh gate fantastic for fucking everything i got the kids i got the kids og dupes and they were like 15 quid they've arrived this week they only took eight days to come no because right so they're real sheepskin inside you have to be carefully because i saw a pair of shoes um the other day and they were kids and they were meant to be um gazelle specials those and they said fashion on them and the back of them had like some chinese right like they would really obviously not good and i assume they were from china so like

i don't mind but it has to look a bit like i need some spider-man gloves like uh grinch well you should show me the yucks because i'm quite interested they've got um they've got they're made out of real they're really good and they are 15 pounds there was ones for a fiver or 15 thea's got the real ones of those and the little bugger will not wear them they get right what can't get foot in them um i bought some really really good stuff off alley do send my way i will send your way do send my way yeah do you know what's really difficult because i don't know what sex this baby is can't buy anything plain white i don't want to buy it plain white because when it's here it won't be and also yeah you're more of like a beige mom

no if it's a girl it isn't wearing beige it's wearing like a nice dusky pink or a bit of a floral on it would you well i can give you that outfit i dressed snow in yesterday do you know what i'm ready for the queue now people trying to send me spanish baby clothes with me with a bonnet and some of those little i would i would i would i love i hate i love for i am this is why we had a meeting this morning socks the bell shorts i am all i and mary jane's no i love it all i think they're only little ones you can only bully them you can only dressing like a prick for a short little sailor suits and stuff like that do you like it i i well i my mum used to dress me like sailor suits and stuff i think it's really cute it's fucking not

it is cute and i do the fluffy socks i do the headbands i do the clips i do the fluffy hats i do the fluffy everything i do everything by the way guys talking about baby i'll be a roadman um posh peanut pardon it's called posh peanut and i have never felt a baby grow that soft in my entire life and the designs on them are absolutely i will get a few white bits but like i just think if you've got a girl and you dress her in beige you're asking for the boy comments you're asking for people to say oh what's a lovely little boy i have that all the time because slowy and teddy look exactly the same yeah they do look i'm gonna get a pink outfit do you know what though teddy loves pink fear hates pink he loves and we were in the trafford

center the other day and all he wants to do is go to the trafford center you say to him what do you want to do this weekend traffic why i don't know i think there's just a lot going on and then the lights i don't yeah i know we went so you know how you can get them the car yes so that's all he wants to do right yeah so we got there and there was a police car or a pink barbie he got in the pink barbie car and ed was like no no man it's so funny aren't they no mate you're getting in the police car i want a pink car and he was like absolutely are men funny because i think i was like of course you can have a pink car but some men and it's just it's just men i used to dress my cousin up in my fairy outfits all the time everything like that i just i am the girliest

girl so obviously he spends a lot of time with me he's gonna be girly no i agree and that's like fia doesn't like pink she likes blue yeah and she's very like if something's like she looks at she side eyes me if she sees a girl in full-on like mismatching bright pink headband purple pants oh that's saskia yeah if she saw that she'd look at me and she'd go like this side and she'd go and she'd side eye me because she knows that i'm thinking who threw up on her and that's literally she just side eyes me as if no way she's very yeah it's isn't it weird how you pass yourself down to them it's crazy it's mental because you are such a girly fluffy big fluffy fucking unicorn i am and i'm covered in glitter that's right guys we want to hear from you so basically what do you

like spanish baby clothes we are recording a couple of christmas episodes and we know this time of year gets spicy for the going out the hooking up at office parties the just like all of it we want to get a bit loose around it all and also we need to get that whatsapp number back for the voice notes we miss your voice so basically we've got the number yeah we need to please send in your stories of like funny stuff that you've got i love christmas love christmas yeah i thought a christmas day not and it's our um show it's well it's not a show it's our christmas party i'm really looking forward to that yeah it's our christmas party this week fucking drink i bet loads of people like thinking i'd have my tits out no i'll still actually we'll

do it for both of us and i'll still have loads of fun and stuff both of you both of us both of us both of you um yeah i love christmas i love it i just love the whole festive period i've already clocked out for christmas for me okay well we've got to roll you into the bonus next so guys thank guys we love you please as well leave a review just claiming that we're not chavs specifically love you