Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Arm Vagina

Episode Date: February 17, 2023

The girls are back to to give you their advice on beauty tips (like how to sort arm vagina), how to deal with jealous partners and what to do when your ex wants his new piece to meet your child.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello and welcome to nipped up not giving a fuck ashley's putting a lip gloss on what lip gloss is that please come on share a lip oil uh by kylie skin oh really nice kylie stuff i always just assume that it's shite shite um yeah do you know what i got it for christmas in a pack of three and it's actually really nice but I you know I love a dupe

the Amazon and my oh yes you mentioned that I've got a dupe section and you know the Dior lip glow oil

the oil which is like 30 quid I found one on Amazon for 6 quid and it's the exact same and it comes the next day perfect I have to say

your recommendations I have been using Perricone so good I think people think I'm talking shit no because you used it

then I use it like oh yeah you got that angry message yes I got I got a bit of a message saying Lauren your Instagram is I love your Instagram

it's too addy how do I like be realistic here but we don't promote shit I don't if I could show you the stuff that we get

offered daily that we're like nah nah nah or that we get sent and we're like

ugh didn't like that so now and again they're going to be things that we really like and we're going to share with you and if they want to I will use that

pericard stuff forever honestly so I've been using your skin looks better than it doesn't it i think people think i'm talking shit seriously i tried it for a while first should we bring some in for you lucas lucas i've got some spare bits no honestly it's just incredible really really and with our codes it's such good value go on our insta have a look mine's the cosmetic consult mine is lauren nice and easy but yeah go on you'll get 30 off but i mean it there's there's a thing that i use called the have you got a deep crease serum not

tried that ash you've got i mean it this is what's changing my skin staples that a deep crease serum yes and it's white for that on i swear to you i used the vitamin c one today it was really good do you like that i've got no makeup i don't need to wear makeup no honestly we're not talking shit i'm really really not um and yeah with the code though like the abagi stuff is it's really good but it's expensive and also i feel like it's quite harsh in some of some i mix and match Bits and Bats From different ranges But then once you're a barge

You last longer I'll never stop using The cleansiderm Oh Never The pore therapy The pore therapy I'll never ever stop using that

That shit is If you need Round your pores If you suffer With a blackhead It's expensive I'm really bad for that Right

You need to try it Really bad We need to get it I'll get it when I next go To Pellis and Co Because they do it I'll get you some Because you have to get

Prescription Yeah Not a prescription Like a nurse has to I will absolutely Get you some if you've got blackheads around your nose

congestion yeah I used to have like you know when you look at your skin from the side almost like a pebble dash like it's just like really under the skin

little and it's just so much better and I will always use that we'll get you some Perricone as well genuinely and I took it on my flight as well

put it all over my face as an overnight like a mask moisture kind of mask insane anyway honestly so good good

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give a fuck along with us okay so as you know this is the bonus episode so this is all about you guys all about you so lorraine killing lorraine killing right me growler that one wasn't good my growler me growler me me growler me growler okay

hello this is a listener's message hello so I'm obsessed with the podcast love that and it keeps me sane on my walks

with my newborn well something's got to keep you fucking sane when you've got a newborn wine helps wow and fags wine and fags

honestly yeah I oh god I've still got a sore throat from those days I had that many fags anyway gutted I didn't make

the last brunch please do the next brunch in Liverpool well funny you should say that because we are announcing we are getting ready

aren't we we're going to do it we're doing another brunch I wonder where it is bigger I wonder where it is better but we want the same girls

all the girls can it be wilder can't be wilder I want all the girls that came last time to come again and then the ones that couldn't get tickets

because I want to see them again because they were they were fucking funny belting and I feel like they'll all bring like the grandmas and mums they were belting

oh that's such a good mum's day out is it near mother's day no actually I would take my mum if your mum's cool yeah my mum's not going

I'm not half the stuff I say I am not saying in front of my mum James wants to go but last time you know when we went to no no boys allowed

no you know when we went out afterwards the girls mobbed him mobbed him they were like ahhh we love that you love Lauren so much imagine Ed in that situation

yeah well James is the same James is like so shy he was just like her her her and he was texting me like can we go now he's scared so yeah anyway

we're going to do another brunch just leave it with us make sure you get your tickets straight away because I'm not I don't I'm sick of all the messages we got after

like I've just missed out on the tickets yeah no no no doesn't work like that well we did sell out in a day so yeah

we did sell out in a day so I'll give them that but next time get on that it needs to be like 8am you need to be like sitting in the queue like Beyonce tickets

I think it will be right next message can I read it because I've just seen that they're from near me where I live do it in a Rochdale voice I can't remember

what that is anymore like I've got like a mixture of all sorts of different voices let me just think about it hiya I'm originally from Whitworth near Rochdale I love the podcast and I think you girls are belting no that's more Yorkshire I know you've covered surgery and tightening etc I can't do it um I know you've covered surgery and tightening etc Ashley went to mention fat dissolvers could we hear more on what you guys think about fat dissolvers and fat reduction aid I'd also like to hear where you guys get your procedures done to help with research if you're not able to that's fine hope this continues you guys make my day and i'm learning so much and i'm reconsidering my career ambitions now that that's big time yes we help people with the piles yes we help people with

funny sex stories but when people are actually like taking on what we say and changing the careers and how they think and being less giving a fuckish that's big stuff um well anyway whitworth is not that far from where my mum lives stunning stunning so the question that we had fat dissolvers so i assume she means this is good we both have different opinions yeah i assume she means acrylics and that type of thing where you're the injecting what actually you go first okay acrylics or kybella or whatever yeah it's all the same kind of thing like what they say with botox and their muscle relaxants so fat dissolving injections all do the same thing now the thing that i must say about fat dissolving injections they don't work on a big scale oh my god no you're

talking chin not even i personally think chin and above knee and maybe above knee maybe arm vagina arm vagina but but i did i've tried i've tried them on arm vagina and chin and didn't like it it hurts a lot a lot the downtime is long and if you get the wrong practitioner you can end up with very very very very bad complications because it's such potent stuff if it's mixed wrongs i this will stick in my mind forever a girl came in with necrosis so necrosis is where the skin loses the blood supply and it dies it goes black um okay i think the opposite um i agree with the sense it go to the wrong place then you've had it because it can be dangerous everything that's injectable everything if it's done by the wrong person can go wrong i agree with that yeah pellis

and co where we get our laser did my aqualix so i went to a guy called the oh yeah the lip doctor fab a queasy yeah is that right he's got such an amazing reputation he's been doing it for years so i went we went there like 10 no mate it was literally i worked i just started at maya i will have been we all had it done at the same time i will have been 21 and it did work it did work see yeah you've forgotten i was i think i was about 21 so we're talking 11 years ago and i went over i had three sessions of aqualix i had them about a month apart the first one i had i had it right around my jawline as well so yes i look like a bullfrog because it did swell up for about four days um don't remember it being painful just tender afterwards um but then this time that

i've just had i literally i've got this little tight i think it's skin you know a little tiny i think i might go more fierce um still firm i don't know i don't know yet have you had still firm yet no that's what i'm thinking so anyway yeah maybe i'll do that i've got this little bit went to palace and coat didn't hurt one bit not one bit having it done not one bit um and i found i might go and try then yeah i've not had any problems with it i kind of say if it's work chat you need more than one so i don't know you need them like literally back to back so i would recommend fat dissolving injections for the kind of person that is this happy with their overall weight happy with you know slim if that's what you want to be but happy with it if you're

overweight in general don't start paying a fortune to go and have your chin bloody injected or your knees you need to lose weight if that's your problem like all of her back and bum under a bum done no no she was black and blue i had to give her my macom leggings to wear for a few days and she had to go for my argument is if it if it's big areas like that thing it's weight loss at all lipo but also just remember guys if you're injecting in certain parts imagine some bits are going to take some isn't so you're going to get a regularity with the regularity site like i was saying hate the bum fillers don't you didn't like yours did you i've still got a lump which i've had no problems with mine you can see through my leggings yeah mine have gone now but yeah i had

no problem but yeah um so that i would only do if you've got one if you've got a nasty double chin that you can't get rid of lipo is good but which affordability um you've got to stick with it you've got to have it more than one time with the surfactant profound is actually the best treatment that you can have on your lower face for tightening what have you had it done no but a few people i know have had it shall we because it's like three and a half grand oh is it yeah where does it that we know where wants to invite us in there's nowhere in the northwest does it it's a place in london do it um and it has to be done by a doctor that's how deep they're going and you're having a local anesthetic put in and it's like morpheus on steroids and literally they go deep when i was

in la all of the plastic surgeons while you're asleep after treatment do it offer it as a as an added extra oh my god let in a sec i'll show you the chin results off profile i think profile is going to take over very soon but again it's the cost and all the rest of it yeah and then with regards to your last little bit there where you get your procedures done no um we talk we talk about procedures yeah non-surge we've just said pelts and go but if it's about surgery it's not going to talk about that not because we're like where we've had it done and how much it cost well it doesn't say how much it costs no like oh we do yeah yeah if it's like non-surgical but when it comes to surgery and it's not that we're gatekeeping or trying to be like it's just not

worth it so we could have think a surgeon's absolutely amazing you go and for some reason you have a complication your tit falls off okay it's nobody's fault it just happens we are then responsible for telling you to go to that person and it's just not worth it and i can't sleep at night with that kind of thing um i'm just not not doing that and it's not difficult mate yeah look who we follow on insta go on like come on you can use your common sense go on google have a little nosy nosy you can research yourself honestly um but yeah that's the only reason it's not that we're being bitches i just don't want to i can't sleep at night if i've made someone's tip fall off right okay listeners oh look someone's written in hello ashley lauren and lucas lucas everyone

really loves you don't they they do so cute right i absolutely love the pod you two keep me laughing my head off on the journey to work my friend introduced me to the podcast and i've not looked back since thank you i wanted to try again this is why i do the reading um anyway so she's saying she loves the pod she listens on her way to work her friend introduced her to the podcast she's not love back since I wanted to oh my god I'm doing this I wanted to share some eggs this is probably why I've been single now you're coughing over my reading this is probably why I've been single for two years okay number one babe that's not that long number one when he gives you a gift and just stares at you like your mum at Christmas not that I don't like gifts I love them I just cringe in

your own time mate I agree don't stand there and they look at you waiting and you're like oh even if you do love it it's just no i give them the gift and then i walk off somewhere i don't want to see you open it it's uncomfortable for everyone text me later and say you liked it i'll just lie if you didn't number two he's a tiktoker that's not for me number three the new trend where guys that fondle their chin and lick their lips like a dog what the fuck are you talking about what like licking peanut butter yeah trying to smolder i don't know what you're on about but Ash watch, he's like a TikToker. Yeah, and it's like, there's loads of them that make, like, no, honestly, guys, like, the TikToks.

It's not right. It's like, you know, that CapCut one? Yeah. It goes, whoosh, and they're like... Oh, what? Men are doing this? Or that we stood with, like, a vest on, like... No, no, you're making me die, you're making me die, you're making me die.

I can't bear it. There's a certain type of man, right, and there was one in Dubai. Will you stop coughing? Some girls fancy them, though. No, there was one guy in Dubai, and he was the perfect example of it. And he was kind of, he was like muscular, probably on steroids, quite small. He had clean shaven face, veneers. He looked waxy.

You know what? Waxy skin, like oily wax. And he was literally looking around the pool slowly. And he was like, look. And I thought, you, I think he was probably a Geordie. I don't know why. And I just thought, you. And he had a straight boxed in haircut.

You are disgusting. I kept looking at him thinking, bleh. I just hate that kind of man. Anyway, next one. Builders bump. Fucking hell, Andrew. I'm in a right mood. Builder's bum.

I bet it's fucking sweaty too. Big sweaty arse crack. I like this girl. Builder's bum is a nick. A man saying ow in response to pain. Oh God, yeah. She's so us, isn't she? There's a story with this one.

I was dating a man. We were at mine and I was trying to take things to the bedroom. I gently bit his lip to tease him a little. His response wasn't to rip my knickers off. It was like, ow. Oh, that would, oh. She's put fuck off, you melt.

It killed the mood and I never saw him again. Tommy ache. Oh no. Someone said, ow. no not a lip bite like even if you're bleeding just push me on the bed even if hanging off i wouldn't expect him to say no no absolutely not i have so many funny stories to share i'll try and get some over because like you both i've had some flipping wild things happen

lots of love libby thank you yes please send them over we love it dilemma oh my god i've not i don't sing the song really anymore it kind of fizzled out dilemma of the week dilemma of the week right okay i'm gonna try like our we're wavering today we're so ill i'm not ill and you're not ill you're hung over and i'm ill i'm not hung over i'm tired and you're not ill ash you've got a little tickly cough are you ill you're not ill you've got a cough lucas is she ill i've got the same thing at the moment and are you it's not nice i felt horrendous this morning i was like like really this morning i had to have an extra hour in bed i was like everyone leave me like i cancel my makeup that's how bad it is going around and i feel really rough like literally

it's all in the back of here it's all in my head i feel like you're a pussy oh okay anyway hey girls i'm literally obsessed with the pod i feel like we're all in one big group chat and i fucking love it that is the best um what's the word description summary that is exact right i'm stealing that because that's what i want it to be like we're all in one big group chat fucking love that anyway i'm looking for some advice i'm currently in my hot single mom era oh yeah they are the best i had the sickest time doing that the other years ago yeah i agree i don't have a bad relationship with my baby's dad split up seven months ago still quite fresh yeah however i found out recently that he's seeing someone new how do i act if he wants to introduce

her to our daughter i didn't even get asked i think i'll answer this one i'd never be the bitter type i mean he's her problem now however i just want to make sure i go about it the appropriate time for them to meet bearing in mind he has her one night a week at the weekend any advice would be much appreciated p.s new ick unlocked when men shadow yes the shadow box in the mirror and trip up trip up the stairs yeah no not at the same time number one shadow boxing that's so it and when they film themselves at the gym they make those noises like and there's no one in front of them who you fight you're gonna win yeah there's no one there and then tripping up the stairs yeah when they trip up whenever james trips up he knows i think

it's an x he turns around he's like really embarrassed um right okay so you've been split up with your baby dad for seven months it sounds like it ended like quite yeah okay um listen you both are going to meet other people it's going to happen um i think you it's out of your hands yeah so the way i can't have too much control over this situation as you know i have been through baby daddy stuff um as well and me and thea's dad get on pretty well there's no real beef the way i have learned to behave is and this only works if he if he's a decent person which i think he is if he's a fucking narcissist this isn't gonna work it sounds like you've got a similar thing that i have with thea's dad we'll always have our differences but he's a dad and we get on fine okay

so i've always thought treat him how i want to be treated back and then you can never you can never go wrong so he has had a few girlfriends in between have you met her no this the one that that he's just had now has met i don't know if the one before maybe met when she was a baby but he's had about three girlfriends none of them met because he only has a every other weekend so it wasn't a necessity whereas for the woman generally it's very hard to not meet the i don't think one night at the weekend is a necessity either no probably not that's what i'm saying so he probably doesn't need to so that's why the his dad didn't introduce to any of them because he didn't need to however yeah well i don't think there's a time on it i think what you have to trust is that if he

says i'm ready for this to happen you have to trust him and when it comes to being your turn hopefully he'll reciprocate and it's how it works so when thea's dad was with his girlfriend for a while and decided he wanted to he actually messaged me and this is what i would do as well i mean let's not blow smoke up the guy's ass but yeah it was nice of him to uh to do that and he sent me a voice note and he just said listen how do you feel about it you okay with it like all right did you want to meet her first no because i trust his opinion but only because i want that back I trust that if you like her I'm cool with it I'm cool I'm easy so all I said was absolutely not a problem and you know what is so nice she actually messaged me after she met Thea and said

I felt weird not knowing you but having met Thea um lovely little girl like you know I just wanted to kind of and I replied and I sent the nice message and I was just like listen you will never get shit from me I'm not that baby mum if Thea's happy if her dad's happy I'm happy there's no issues um and I just think if you do it like that that's the most grown-up way to be and if it doesn't work out then it doesn't work out the child will be fine they're gonna be all right if he meets another girl they're gonna be fine so I think leave it with him and the same with me he's always said look if you feel like you want to introduce introduce it's it's up to you and I think if you have that kind of relationship you can't go wrong I don't think you need to meet

them first I feel like that's a bit godfather what do you think would you like I want to meet the woman first what but that's you need to respect a woman's boundaries fair enough but then what are you gonna do when you meet a brat let me just check hmm nope don't like are you are you in whatever deal with communication in really different ways some people don't like to do certain things on text some people don't like to go on the phone i honestly think you are you have birthed that child if you want to fucking meet them you fucking meet them but if then just respect this back you don't have any ounce of control yeah over the situation so it could go one or two ways he could go and also don't forget it's not just him it's this other person now

that's being added to the situation so don't forget you could send a text going hey i've heard you've got a new girlfriend this is why i expect from when the baby wants to meet her and it'll be reciprocated yeah that's fine let's do it or be prepared he might go it's none of your business they met three weeks ago yeah and and that's how you're gonna have to deal with it but it will come back the other way and i've also at the minute i'm being the quotation marks stepmom i'm using big quotation marks because it's a weird word um so i get it from the other side as well um so yeah i think i think i think you know what to do i think you just keep sound and keep it like that he will hopefully do that back if you can carry on like

that trust me life is so much easier so like let's keep it listen enjoy your weekends off babe never mind once what is it once every week he has a once every one night a week oh no one night a week at the weekend so that's not a weekend night that's good that's good so thea's dad has her every other no this is good one night every weekend like double mate enjoy your time off and let that girl look after the baby right fuck it hi lauren and ashley i bloody love you guys so much you've helped me through so many problems i love going back to old episodes for advice depending on what i'm going through at that time i do have a dilemma that i need some extra advice on now i've been with my boyfriend for about 18 months he's the most jealous man in the bin ever

met and he really bothers me in the bin he's unwilling to work on this whatsoever which is the first issue i've recently heard lots about open relationships and i've realized it's something that i personally would really like to have i know there's no way that he would ever be up for this idea i really love him but i'm afraid that i will end up leaving out of boredom what should i do leave him right so basically sounds to me like your mind is wandering you are in different places you are right so it's not just that he's not open for what you actually want which is an open relationship which actually isn't that common i i wouldn't want that either you need to find a certain person that's going to be up for another they are out there oh yeah but it ain't him no

it's 100 percent um jealousy is always something very deep rooted and he needs to work on this doesn't want to doesn't want to then fuck off then you can't change go and be jealous over another girl can't change them so something that i learned and something i think it was my mum once said to me is you can't change unreasonable people because if that's how they are and that's who they are don't spend your whole time trying to reason with them because you can't reason with unreasonable and if he doesn't want to change then that's fine that's his prerogative if he wants to remain like that who are you to make him change but what you can say is okay you are who you are and i love you very much but that's not me moving on that's not me moving forward and i'm

going to find who is me and let him find who is him i think yeah you're never going to let no this isn't going to work finish him done yeah and start going to those swingers parties yeah listen if you're really that's where you're going to meet people yeah if you're really there's a very big difference here between an open relationship is one end of the spectrum very one end of the spectrum a jealous guy is the opposite so it's not like you've even got a boy who who is open like he's the opposite so he is not going to be that so i think the first thing you need to think is is the open relationship something yes you really do want to be doing if it is he ain't ever going to do it so start looking in places where you might find someone like-minded i think

there's nothing wrong with it if that's what you want to do but even if you didn't want to do the open relationship thing the jealous jealousy is an awful trait to have in a boyfriend so even if you decide do you know what open relationship isn't really for me maybe him being so jealous is pushing you to this open thing you need to get rid of him you need to have a little bit of time experimenting and then your next relationship you know what kind you want agree that's exactly what i did i feel like today we've given some good stuff and remember that's why we're here on nip tuck we want to get your voice heard you can email us at hello at nip tuck hello hello at nip tuck pod.com hello churchill what's that thing you used to say with a nodding dog um you can oh yes

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