Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Blowjob Lips & Bags For Life

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

Ashley & Lauren are back with a bursting bonus episode full of your icks, girls sucking d***s and that all too common dilemma: how annoyed should you be if your fella goes to the strippy on a stag... do?To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comYou can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on +447457402965 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hello and welcome hello to nip talk not giving a fuck this is the bonus baby this is the podcast the bonus baby oh it's well good bonus the bonus this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women and this is all about being unapologetically yourself outtakes i need to actually i'm going to keep mine because i might slap them in my phone and do a tic toc and my mum was crying so i was trying to record something i think i don't i can't remember what it was and i was like oh so i've just got this this hair stuff i was trying and i kept doing okay for fuck's sake fucking yeah and then like i'd do a really good video and then i go and i go fuck yeah and i kept dropping it i said i talked to myself i go like well we'll do it again
Starting point is 00:00:44 yeah let's go again and i was saying to my mom i'm fucking sick of this and she was crying and i kept i'd try to get it perfect and then i'd knock the shampoo over my fucking hell my nanny is the same like i walk around and i get really angry and she's like what's wrong and i'm like i can't film this fucking reel that i have to film and and then i realized in my head like oh that's my one problem one problem in life honestly it is quite stressful i'm the worst i am the worst influencer ever i don't it's i love the podcast i absolutely love talking i love trying but actual like the the video i hate doing it i've got a little update for you and your blue tick i know it got declined again um why are you trying right no so you can pay 11 pounds 99
Starting point is 00:01:26 a month to have yeah and everyone's gonna be verified what's the fucking no they are that can't be true no it is can i say the reason we were trying to get me verified is because if me and the pod are all verified we're all protected no one's gonna come at us and also we know we look better it looks good it looks like a proper business doesn't it but anyway yeah they don't like me so basically on twitter now if you send a picture of your passport in and your date of birth and you can verify your account against your username so elon musk brought that in so instagram have clearly panicked and you know like the hacking stuff has all happened and there's a lot of trolling so they've now brought in i think it starts in new zealand and australia australia
Starting point is 00:02:11 but then they're going to see how it goes and roll it out to here but what we want to know is guys would you pay £11.99 a month to be verified
Starting point is 00:02:19 I think first of all there's only any point doing it if you're in a position where people are going to troll you so you need to
Starting point is 00:02:24 protect yourself secondly if everyone then does it it means nothing like normally you look at a blue tick and you think ah it's genuine
Starting point is 00:02:31 or it's like it's someone it's genuine okay if everyone has got I'm no one if everyone has got blue
Starting point is 00:02:37 well I am clearly no one because I can't even get one if everyone's got a blue tick it becomes like boring it's not a big deal anymore it's good for making sure there's no trolls anymore but I think it would change the whole dynamic of having a blue tick
Starting point is 00:02:51 yeah that's what I mean maybe you get a blue tick if you have uploaded your ID and I think everyone should fucking do that on social media absolutely everyone should have to do that and then maybe you get like a different type tick if you're like a celebrity or a business or a brand I think for a business it is really good to have
Starting point is 00:03:08 yeah um but anyway nobody wants me on nip talk we want you to get your voice heard you can email us at hello at nip tuck pod.com you can also send us your ics and dilemmas via whatsapp that means voice notes too so we can play them out in future episodes but don't worry if you prefer to remain anonymous we will never reveal who you are can i just ask you something james laughs at me for how I say the word W-O-R-R-Y You say it Worry
Starting point is 00:03:36 Yeah I say worry Say this word C-U-R-R-Y Curry I say curry Curry Yeah that's very Watched out
Starting point is 00:03:44 Is that what it is? Yeah Because I've not I don't think I have that James says I say worry And curry No I don't say worry Saskia
Starting point is 00:03:51 Right listen to this That we This that happened Better So I rang Ashley I can't remember what for And Saskia was there And you were complaining
Starting point is 00:03:59 Weren't you Ash That Saskia had started saying Water and Thea went through this phase. So Thea was in the car with me and Saskia was with Ash. So I said, Thea, you say this word
Starting point is 00:04:08 and she said it really nice. She went, water. Now you would not expect like the kids were the opposite and Saskia was going, water. And Thea was going, water, better. I'm there googling elocution lessons for four year olds.
Starting point is 00:04:20 So Ash was like, listen Saskia, listen to how Thea says it and Thea was going, water, better. And she's like, you need to do that, don't you? Thea, tell Saskia and Thea was going, this is how you say it and Saskia was like, nah, no. she's so naughty
Starting point is 00:04:32 it'll come out of her they just do it for a bit Thea's dad is quite mank so now and again she'll come on with that but actually
Starting point is 00:04:40 she's got she speaks quite well to be fair Saskia's in that telling lies phase ah so yesterday we were on
Starting point is 00:04:48 the lying bastard phase to this party and she went oh my gosh I've just seen an elephant and me and Ed were like yeah it's annoying
Starting point is 00:04:57 when they do that phase isn't it really really annoying Thea's been lovely at the minute actually she's been really nice really cute and really sweet she's got an ipad now so she can facetime me which honestly wait until um sasuke's a bit older when she's a dad it's lovely because you don't have to text the
Starting point is 00:05:10 dad and say can we speak basically she'll think i want to speak to my mom i'm gonna facetime her and then she'll be like hey mom because she's so grown up now she's like hiya mom sasuke's got an ipad how do i do that just put your she's not old enough though to understand it probably and read she needs to read to find her name she has i think her account is linked to my account because every time one of our podcasts come on does it go on to hers and then she goes there's you and lauren and she knew i think like maybe can listen like i fear know so much about the podcast so much like she'll say you're doing the podcast today and she's really she says she said to me once does everybody listen to the podcast it's like random people she's honestly she's because she's seen
Starting point is 00:05:49 people come over and ask stuff about she's she's so cute she's lovely anyway anyway anyway that's not what this is about we've got a message are you gonna have to have a one day like please never listen to it yeah so this is the issue when fear gets older you know how we always like say oh i would never do not that i wouldn't but i would never do only fans i would never do porn i don't because of my daughter when they're older mate we've done worse they're gonna listen to worse yeah they're gonna hear our sex stories are like it's bad what should we do i don't know How long do podcasts stay? Like, what's the lifespan on them?
Starting point is 00:06:22 We'll probably be overseeing it. Well, mine got deleted, didn't it? That one that I did. Yeah, don't know. So I'm sure we could, like... By then, it won't matter. They fucking live with us. They know what we're like.
Starting point is 00:06:35 They know exactly what we're like. And Thea's turned into a full-on mini-me, so there's no issues there. Anyway. Saskia, what an unusual name it is. Oh, you're still fuming about that, aren't you? I'm still fuming. She's fuming because somebody took a baby name that she knows.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Someone that doesn't like her. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Right, listeners' messages. Oh, my God. Hi, ladies. I just wanted to text in to say how it cracks me up that Lauren keeps throwing in that she lived in Georgia. I don't know if you know, but I lived in Georgia.
Starting point is 00:07:04 I did as well. Oh, my God. Moved from Manchester for a year to Tbilisi when I was eight. What the fuck? And I've brought it up from time to time over the years and literally no one gives a fuck. So, girl, when you talk about it, I got you. I'm genuinely listening.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Oh, my God. so don't if everyone knows this but my dad used to work abroad when he um where listen people this is interesting he used to be a business consultant he used to work abroad and when i from when i was about six to maybe ten i lived in georgia um i lived in kutaisi if anybody knows what that is and i spoke the language fluently and i went to a georgian school and spoke the full-on language so i'm actually really intelligent um oh well like thank you for messaging that's really interesting youtube channel i could do some i could do talk georgian on our youtube channel yeah if you want to tune in for that
Starting point is 00:07:48 Erti or Isami Otri Ruti Etzki Squidji Squidji that's made up Rva Skra Ati
Starting point is 00:07:55 I think I've just counted to ten also I know how to say your mum's a dog I don't know why I still know that anyhow love the pod
Starting point is 00:08:04 it gives me the giggles I need to get through when I need to get through the week it's so relatable and you both have me in stitches we'll definitely be getting
Starting point is 00:08:10 tickets for the next brunch gutted I missed out oh that's really nice I love them like that you know they throw you when you get a message you're like oh hello interesting
Starting point is 00:08:16 Ash, you read the next one. Hi, girls. Love the pod. So, I'm an aesthetics practitioner from Liverpool. A girl came to me and I gave her the most amazing set of lips. I advised her of all the usual aftercare. She was over the moon with her new lips. 24 hours later, she contacts me and sends me a picture.
Starting point is 00:08:37 She literally had a gap in the centre of her lips. There's nothing worse when you do some form of service to clients and you get that message like something's wrong. All the filler had gone to the sides. I'd never seen anything like it. Like a hole right in the middle of her lips. I couldn't figure out why this has happened as they looked absolutely fucked.
Starting point is 00:08:57 So I asked her a million questions. Have you been vaping? She was like, no, no, no, no, no. I wanted her to come back in and see me to review them. A few hours later, she said she went out and gave this lad she met a blowjob. I'm going to put that on my aftercare form from now on. So, yeah, she literally had a dick hole in her mouth.
Starting point is 00:09:19 It must have been an aggressive suck, to be fair. Had to correct them and advise, no more blowies for two weeks. No way. So she must have... And it must have, like, rubbed it out. I didn't know you could even do that. My blowjobs wouldn't do that. The shit.
Starting point is 00:09:36 They must be, because I wouldn't be able to move some filler with them. I can't remember the last time I gave a blowjob. I'm quite frequent. 10 long years oh my god that's hilarious sorry about that that's shit isn't it
Starting point is 00:09:49 that she had to correct the lips so if you've just had your lips done don't blowy no blowy but that's when men like the blowys
Starting point is 00:09:56 they get oh look at them big juicy lips yeah wrap them around my cock okay anyway
Starting point is 00:10:03 next one following on from the girl with the lip bite owl story so do you remember we told a story where she bit his lip
Starting point is 00:10:10 during sex and he went ow i was once having sex with a guy i was seeing and said something a bit filthy to him during sex love that he didn't quite hear what i said so his response was pardon oh no in a polite soft voice my wild sexy mood disappeared instantly and i shortly stopped seeing him my friends now always refer to him as the pardon boy politeness during sex an ick i never knew existed a rugged sexy man please not a pardon boy even what would have been better than a pardon or just pretend just pretend you heard it like pardon i said shove your dick in my pardon oh my god do you like sexy talk
Starting point is 00:10:52 i do but but do you know what is stuck out for me in this story the nicknames me and my friends have got nicknames for everyone we could have a full-on conversation yeah and know who everybody was by those names so we've got someone called milk teeth oh milk teeth you know milk teeth oh milk teeth because he's got teeth like milk teeth like they've not grown out yet and there was um there was a guy on the school bus who like was really annoying and we used to call him captain look back because whenever all of us would be like the back you go you turn around isn't it funny that you all have these names for them tell us your names send us in some names that yeah do you No, I've got a quick ick.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Let me just show you this. I took a picture for you yesterday. I took a picture. Let me show you. One minute. And it's an ick. I've just uploaded a picture on Instagram of your arse and it looks absolutely ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:11:47 It looks really silly. But yeah. It looks silly! No, nice. This is an ick. Me and James went on the sunbed. As he burnt his bottom. And he had his boxers on.
Starting point is 00:11:59 So I'm showing Ash a picture of James naked from behind. why would he leave his boxers on aren't they meant to put a sock on their cock because imagine if he left his box he'd have burnt his cock
Starting point is 00:12:08 anyway so the picture I'm showing Ash no but that's what they say on the sunbed do you want to see it boys are meant to put a sock on their over the penis
Starting point is 00:12:13 to keep the penis safe you don't want to burn your penis have you ever burnt your nipples on the sunbed that's bad I burnt my vagina anyway what an ick for me is for the rest of the night
Starting point is 00:12:22 so we both went on together I'm just a lovely bronze shouldn't go on the sunbed by the way no you shouldn't you didn't put your face in did you did I fuck
Starting point is 00:12:28 no no no I know I'm a jumper over my face he wore boxers and then we got in bed that night and he was bright red
Starting point is 00:12:34 with boxer marks round his legs and I said to him you're giving me with a white body I said you are giving me the fucking ick and I was like a bronzed
Starting point is 00:12:42 olive skinned how long did he go on for 9 minutes I went on for 12 and I just tanned and I was like that's so icky men on holiday
Starting point is 00:12:49 that are burnt is the ick with a red nose it's like grow up like a boy are you not old enough to use fucking sun cream
Starting point is 00:12:55 I was going back to this pool in my bay at spraying the men's shoulders because it really makes me upset. It's so icky when they have bright red shoulders. You can tell they're away without the wife. Yeah, yeah. It's like, can you not even stop yourself
Starting point is 00:13:08 from seriously damaging your skin? Are you that much of a pussy that you can't put a song on? And the way I felt about James was like, your skin can't even handle nine minutes of sun, you fucking pussy. That's literally how I felt. Anyway, poor James.
Starting point is 00:13:22 We've got a voice note. We've got a voice note. Discovered another ick the other day and it's men getting their pound back from the trolley. Don't you dare leave your trolley in the car park because that's rude. But why do you want your pound back so bad? I think the safest option is just to shop somewhere
Starting point is 00:13:42 that doesn't require a pound for the trolley. And the nest. Because it's just so icky. That's quite funny, actually. Actually, do you know what? As well as another... And I'm really sorry because we should be saving the environment. men walking into a shop
Starting point is 00:13:57 with their reusable bags oh my god that's so weird so Ash has just said that and the next message Lucas is saying is about that stop
Starting point is 00:14:05 that's an ick yeah hi ladies please keep my name anon as it's about my boss he's quite a charismatic guy and a singer and an indie band
Starting point is 00:14:14 not my type but I can appreciate he's a bit of a catch and he's got a bit of a swagger I was coming back from my walk on my lunch and most people
Starting point is 00:14:22 go to the local Morrisons to buy their lunch or the supermarket are available I saw him ready to go for a walk to Morrison's and saw him go
Starting point is 00:14:28 to his car boot first and get out a little bag for life not even a premium bag for life he was taking in his own bag to go shopping
Starting point is 00:14:35 what just for his lunch I find getting a bag like just hold your sandwich I know that is the whole point in bag for life but it really gave me the ick yeah
Starting point is 00:14:43 I've been thinking about it all afternoon and if I did fancy him I definitely wouldn't after seeing that would it give you the ick too love the pod
Starting point is 00:14:52 addicted Ben eating yoghurts Anybody licking a yoghurt So me and My friend Chris When we were 14 we used to work in a Shoe factory They still exist
Starting point is 00:15:07 It's called the shoe factory No not that one, a shoe factory Not the shoe factory We just worked in a factory that made shoes That's such a fucking Rochdale thing to do Because actually that area is Ray and Chris used to work down a mine.
Starting point is 00:15:26 And after our shift, we'd have fish and chips. Oh, fuck off. So many people worked in a factory. Anyway, shut up. A factory! And listen. Isn't there a massive crisp factory in Rochdale? I don't live in Rochdale.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I don't. I'm from 20 minutes from Rochdale. And I actually live in Rottenstall, which is a lovely, lovely up-and-coming town. anyway anyway there was a lady that worked with us
Starting point is 00:15:56 called Dot and do you know what she was in her 60s right and the fact that she was working in a factory at that age
Starting point is 00:16:01 is dead sad anyway what would happen is we'd all have our lunch and we'd sit round this Ashley
Starting point is 00:16:08 we'd sit round this table and everyone would get their lunch out and start eating it and me and Chris would look at each other
Starting point is 00:16:13 and we couldn't even look and Dot right I'm going to do the sound effects for you I want you to imagine it so she's in her 60s maybe even early 70s
Starting point is 00:16:19 really quite old she gets the yogurt peels back the lid right turns over the lid puts the lid in her hand and then whilst looking around licked the lid of the yogurt numerous times numerous times whilst looking at everyone and every time i made eye contact with you but not on purpose just she was just minding her own business and every time me and chris were you couldn't look at you like dot's licking the fucking lid again and you couldn't look and then when she got a spoon and she'd finish, she'd do this with a spoon. Yes! And then turn it and go.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Or when people put their hand on the plate to eat things, you, I bet, do you do that? Really funny that you say this. That's disgusting! No, I would never do it in public, but when I have jacket potato, beans and cheese, and all the butter comes out and mixes with the salt, I will get my finger and have a little lick.
Starting point is 00:17:06 My mum goes mad at me. And you don't fucking wash your hands? No, I don't. And again, I do wash them now and again. If I was to pick up a newborn, I would. Let me just say that. or any situation that I had to. But no.
Starting point is 00:17:19 But guess what? What am I about to say? What am I going to say? I'm never going to. I'm never. When have you ever known me to be ill in our life, Ash? When I had my blephs done, I got the worst infection in my eye.
Starting point is 00:17:29 I looked like elephant man. That was from scratching your arse and touching your eye. And I got the worst, like. I said to her, how do you think this has happened? And she went, well, I did use a pair of musty scissors that I found in the drawer to cut my skin.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I got this massive infection. Have we ever shown you a picture of it, Lucas? I never spoke about it because I didn't want to scare people off that were having it done because the only reason I got it, I got it myself. So basically there was a stitch
Starting point is 00:17:56 that was really annoying me because I worked in that industry. I thought I knew exactly what I was doing and I didn't care and it was really bad. I went and found some nail scissors from the drawer and cut my own fucking stitch
Starting point is 00:18:05 and I clearly gave myself an infection. Anyway, I had cellulitis and I had to go to hospital. I was on a drip, wasn't I? How ill was I, Ash? My eye was out there. Have you got any pictures? i was so poorly i had to keep going in and out of hospital and i had to have it drained i thought
Starting point is 00:18:18 you were gonna die i was really ill wasn't i was thinking it was gonna move to the brain and what that's done now actually has given me quite a thick scar and it's pulled the skin on one side so it kind of wrinkles a bit you're going into model standards for morphia do you think they get them to do um it with the prime tip do you think that would work because on one side it's almost tight like a cat i will come in with you and i will do it on you if the girls aren't happy to do it i will do it on you i know exactly what i need to do because it's tight can you see it's pulling yeah it's like tight and pulling a little scar yeah yeah um anyway that's got nothing to do with anything other than even when my eye was falling off i'm solid i am absolutely solid ash
Starting point is 00:18:55 would have checked herself ash would have euthanized herself for that she would have like written a funeral plan and and we're going to find a picture anyway and show lucas in a minute right we're going for a break and i'm going to wash my hands um and then we'll be back with some dilemmas welcome back welcome back thanks for hanging around dilemma of the week dilemma of the week it's a voice note baby hi girls hope you're well and just want to say of course loving the podcast I've been a listener right from the very start um I wondered if you could help me with my dilemma yes so this situation started in summer this year my husband went away on a stag do um and when he returned he was giving me sort of the rundown of what they did telling me about
Starting point is 00:19:56 where they went the funny stories these sorts of things and um his account of the night he said that they went to get into a club which they couldn't get into because there were too many of them they got turned away so they then went on to a bar that was like a weatherspoons type bar now when he said that I immediately thought well that don't really add up um because as we all know weatherspoons type places uh not that you really want to be in them but they're um not going to be open till like four in the morning bars in general are not going to be open till four in the morning the only places that are going to be open at that time are going to be clubs and strip clubs so I sort of thought oh that's a bit weird and then I went on to sort of say oh so you guys didn't get
Starting point is 00:20:37 um the stag a stripper for the uh stag do and he's like oh no I said oh you didn't fancy going to a strip club no no no I said all right okay I said so this bar that you went to it for like all the spoons I said that's a bit weird because they're not really open at that time and he was insistent that they went to a bar and I could tell he was lying I mean yeah the story doesn't add up for one but I could see it all over his face that he was lying so I questioned him a few more times like sure you didn't go to a strip club given him eventually after about five six times just like oh yeah yeah yeah we did I was like well obviously I knew that anyway um so I was a bit pissed off not about him going to the strip club lying just because we've had issues in the
Starting point is 00:21:21 past with trust and lies on his part and I was just you know pissed off that he would lie about it rather than just tell the truth you know he's gone on a stag day I'm not an idiot we all know that guy's going to end up in strip club anyway I haven't got that much of an issue with him going to one he knows this as well so I was kind of surprised that he acted as though he thought I'd be really pissed off and upset when he knows my stance on them we've had a conversation about it in the relationship anyway um anyway we move forward from this because you know I'm not going to harbor you know issues on the back of a strip club i was annoyed about the lion but we move on and then that brings us to now um and i'm currently planning a hen do for my friend
Starting point is 00:22:04 and i asked my husband for um some help with this because he organized um all of the stag do for his stag so i was asking him about like the hotel because thinking of going to the similar place and when he got up he's stag grouped kind of reference all the details that the whatsapp he turned his phone away from me i was like scrolling through it really really really fast and i was like oh it looks a bit weird and he was acting really shady with it like he didn't want me to see the screen so that obviously prompted me to then look at his phone of course which i'm not proud about but you needed to something you know there's a hunch there and the behavior is weird yeah it obviously prompts you to want to find out what's going on and
Starting point is 00:22:47 surprise surprise there was something to see so it was kind of justified um so anyway i see in this stag group he's basically just sort of called me out on you know being upset with him and about um me being annoyed that he went to the strip club not about him lying and me being annoyed that he lied about me being annoyed that he went and just sort of taking the piss really and just making me look like a bit of a twat then there's further conversations with one of his friends that span over the course of three days with voice notes as well basically just slagging me off about it he's just making me look like an absolute dick his friend has been really rude his friend said that he thinks I've got trust issues to which my husband agreed my husband referenced that at the
Starting point is 00:23:37 point I was questioning him about it which I was not he offered up all the information about the weekend i just simply questioned the weird shady story about weatherspoons um and then just said oh you didn't go to a strip club but he he made it out as if i was like interrogating him about going to a strip club which it was not um yeah he he's he was making out like as if i was like digging at him and i've got yeah i've got these trust issues and then he said oh yeah when i was questioning him i drank um half a bottle of wine and he used like the alarm face to mojo he's like making out she's got problems unhinged piss head um his friend had like referenced um the clothing i wear as being provocative and basically saying that's no different to going to a strip club but
Starting point is 00:24:23 you know in my eyes seeing that he's comparing me to like a stripper i haven't got a clue but it was just all really mean nasty disrespectful stuff and it just went on for days and it wasn't as though my husband was, like, confiding in a friend or seeking help or anything like that. It was just literally slagging me off and just nasty things. So I confronted my husband about it. And he said, why did you want the phone? And again, we've since moved on.
Starting point is 00:24:51 But I cannot help but really harbour these feelings of resentment towards my husband for it. I feel just really angry. I feel really hurt. I feel really upset. I feel embarrassed of how he's portrayed me to people and of course I can't you know do anything about that to rectify it because otherwise it just kind of makes me look like some psycho girlfriend well wife psycho wife sort of going to his friends and being like oh you said this and you know that
Starting point is 00:25:21 I've been looking for he's fine so I just feel sort of yeah it's just completely made a mockery of me and just these things have been said and you know these things that will come out of my husband's mouth is just disgusting and I still feel you know the same way about it and even though we sort of moved on from it I still have these feelings inside and obviously I know that's not healthy so I just wanted to know like what your girl's take on it would be like what you would do how you might deal with it any advice that you might have um would be really helpful is also not helped by the fact i'm currently pregnant so yeah just feeling a bit shit to be honest i could really do with the help thanks so you go for a few problems here um i think the
Starting point is 00:26:11 first problem the strip club thing and him lying like i hate that just say it like you don't just say i've been to the strip club he's caused himself that ag there secondly the group chat okay so i agree with you what you what you read there was horrible it's unpleasant it's unnecessary he's been really mean however that's a group chat between lads they're on another they're on another planet we're never going to understand them and they talk shit to each other and it makes them feel better it makes him feel important like my wife wants me so much that she's a fucking psycho and also he knows and he's a bit embarrassed about him lying so his way of making this better is making you look like the bad one you look like because he knows he was a bit of a
Starting point is 00:26:52 knob and he shouldn't really have lied about and he feels a bit silly so the way he's making himself feel better is to um reason with why you did that make you sound a psycho and i'll keep his head whatever that's always going through his phone so that's all about him and it is really unpleasant but what i will say is you've read a conversation that you were never meant to see um and if it had been something like what about that bird that you shagged then absolutely i was thinking it was going to turn into same same so i don't i completely disagree with what he's doing and i actually think your husband should be your best friend and your biggest advocate and your husband should stick up for you
Starting point is 00:27:25 lads groups chats are a wild place but if there's problems they shouldn't be discussing it with people you should respect your partner and never ever
Starting point is 00:27:32 embarrass them like that however some men are a different breed and like you say group chats are wild now would I want James to read my group chat
Starting point is 00:27:41 no actually not because I would ever the stuff they send in it and they send porn in it yeah I would never ever talk about him like that however there would be things in there
Starting point is 00:27:50 would I want him to read no probably not our conversation would you want Ed to hear some of the shit we say and it's all said tongue-in-cheek it's all between your friends but like sometimes
Starting point is 00:27:57 if James has done something to piss me off I'd be really upset if Ed went on my phone yeah yeah there's nothing to see there but I understand why she did because she thought
Starting point is 00:28:04 it was a cheating thing I get that she thought that he was hiding something about cheating I don't know but I think I understand your frustration but I think
Starting point is 00:28:12 don't take it to heart I think you need to also think I think he takes the piss a bit here I think he he's got you on a string a little bit like he clearly you said there's trust issues from the past
Starting point is 00:28:23 the clothing thing I assume that's from him he isn't really appreciating you he's taking you for granted a bit so what I would potentially do here
Starting point is 00:28:30 is shit him up a little bit go a little bit quiet it's hard because you're pregnant so you can't go out on the piss go out a little bit
Starting point is 00:28:36 don't always be at his beck and call let him worry a little bit go to the gym after work and don't tell him yeah just little things like that
Starting point is 00:28:44 start wearing really nice underwear yeah just do little things shit him up a bit stuff like that oh the lingerie like I'm not saying you should play games
Starting point is 00:28:52 but I feel that he doesn't play games I don't feel he appreciates you enough I think he's got he thinks he's got you where he wants you take a step back take a step back
Starting point is 00:29:00 and shit him up a bit remind him what he's got and remember sweetheart if you're pregnant honestly I know people say but it's so true
Starting point is 00:29:08 the worst thing for you your body at the minute is stress so it really is but then that doesn't stop you being stressed you're stressed you're stressed
Starting point is 00:29:15 but I think take it with a pinch of salt I don't think you're overreacting but I think you're getting in your feelings a bit too much about this and you're taking this too much to heart. He's a silly boy.
Starting point is 00:29:24 For the hen do, she's funny. Fucking get him back. Have you seen everyone going to Magic Mike in London? Yeah. Can we go? Yeah. Would you be allowed, though? You're making it sound like James is a psycho.
Starting point is 00:29:34 He just didn't want me to go to a sex party. Can we take Lucas? How long's Magic Mike on for? An hour, maybe? No, I mean, like, till when? I don't know. Let's have a look. They were meant to be in Manchester, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:44 and they cancelled. Really? Probably because they thought it'd be too leery and the girls would be grabbing dicks. I was going to book tickets for us all. guys and girls for Christmas and they've cancelled it
Starting point is 00:29:54 let's have a look at it but yeah I think you're taking it to heart a little bit too much I think just remember boys are boys they talk absolute crap but I do think
Starting point is 00:30:00 you need shaking up a bit he's not scared of losing you and he needs he sounds like he's been he thinks he's a bit big dick he maybe thinks that because you're pregnant you're not going anywhere
Starting point is 00:30:08 as well yeah yeah just shit him up a little bit but I don't think you should take this to heart anymore and just think would you want him reading
Starting point is 00:30:15 some of the shit that you say to your friends no none of us would group chats should never be shared with partners because it's just I'd be angry if I found out James had read our chat
Starting point is 00:30:24 Yeah because it's private And you might tell me things that you don't want him to know And vice versa And another tip Clear your group chat regularly I clear mine every week And that's because I don't ever clear my chat
Starting point is 00:30:38 No you have to Imagine you lost your phone or someone hacked your phone They would read not only your secrets Or your friend's secrets So as a good friend you must clear that constantly We have a thing where we'll say in the group Everyone clears and screenshots it brand fresh not that there's anything secret
Starting point is 00:30:51 but that could go in the wrong hands and everyone's secrets are out there don't be that friend that loses the phone and ruins everyone's life little tip for you there clear your group chat well then remember on Nip Tuck
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