Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Blowjob Lips & Bags For Life
Episode Date: March 3, 2023Ashley & Lauren are back with a bursting bonus episode full of your icks, girls sucking d***s and that all too common dilemma: how annoyed should you be if your fella goes to the strippy on a stag... do?To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comYou can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on +447457402965 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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hello and welcome hello to nip talk not giving a fuck this is the bonus baby this is the podcast
the bonus baby oh it's well good bonus the bonus this is the podcast where we celebrate being
positive aspirational women and this is all about being unapologetically yourself outtakes i need
to actually i'm going to keep mine because i might slap them in my phone and do a tic toc
and my mum was crying so i was trying to record something i think i don't i can't remember what
it was and i was like oh so i've just got this this hair stuff i was trying and i kept doing
okay for fuck's sake fucking yeah and then like i'd do a really good video and then i go
and i go fuck yeah and i kept dropping it i said i talked to myself i go like well we'll do it again
yeah let's go again and i was saying to my mom i'm fucking sick of this and she was crying and
i kept i'd try to get it perfect and then i'd knock the shampoo over my fucking hell my nanny
is the same like i walk around and i get really angry and she's like what's wrong and i'm like
i can't film this fucking reel that i have to film and and then i realized in my head like
oh that's my one problem one problem in life honestly it is quite stressful i'm the worst
i am the worst influencer ever i don't it's i love the podcast i absolutely love talking i love
trying but actual like the the video i hate doing it i've got a little update for you and your blue
tick i know it got declined again um why are you trying right no so you can pay 11 pounds 99
a month to have yeah and everyone's gonna be verified what's the fucking no they are that
can't be true no it is can i say the reason we were trying to get me verified is because if me
and the pod are all verified we're all protected no one's gonna come at us and also we know we
look better it looks good it looks like a proper business doesn't it but anyway yeah they don't
like me so basically on twitter now if you send a picture of your passport in and your date of
birth and you can verify your account against your username so elon musk brought that in so
instagram have clearly panicked and you know like the hacking stuff has all happened and there's a
lot of trolling so they've now brought in i think it starts in new zealand and australia australia
but then they're going
to see how it goes
and roll it out to here
but what we want to know
is guys
would you pay
£11.99 a month
to be verified
I think
first of all
there's only any point
doing it
if you're in a position
where people are going
to troll you
so you need to
protect yourself
secondly
if everyone then does it
it means nothing
like normally
you look at a blue tick
and you think
ah it's genuine
or it's like
it's someone
it's genuine
okay
if everyone has got
I'm no one
if everyone has got
blue
well I am clearly no one
because I can't even get one
if everyone's got a blue tick
it becomes like boring
it's not a big deal anymore
it's good for making sure there's no trolls anymore
but I think it would change the whole
dynamic of having a blue tick
yeah that's what I mean
maybe you get a blue tick
if you have uploaded your ID
and I think everyone should fucking do that on social
media absolutely everyone should have to do that
and then maybe you get like a different type tick if you're like
a celebrity or a business or a brand
I think for a business it is really good to have
yeah um but anyway nobody wants me on nip talk we want you to get your voice heard you can email us
at hello at nip tuck pod.com you can also send us your ics and dilemmas via whatsapp that means
voice notes too so we can play them out in future episodes but don't worry if you prefer to remain
anonymous we will never reveal who you are can i just ask you something james laughs at me for how
I say the word
W-O-R-R-Y
You say it
Worry
Yeah I say worry
Say this word
C-U-R-R-Y
Curry
I say curry
Curry
Yeah that's very
Watched out
Is that what it is?
Yeah
Because I've not
I don't think I have that
James says I say worry
And curry
No I don't say worry
Saskia
Right listen to this
That we
This that happened
Better
So I rang Ashley
I can't remember what for
And Saskia was there
And you were complaining
Weren't you Ash
That Saskia had started saying
Water
and Thea went through this phase.
So Thea was in the car with me
and Saskia was with Ash.
So I said,
Thea, you say this word
and she said it really nice.
She went, water.
Now you would not expect
like the kids were the opposite
and Saskia was going, water.
And Thea was going, water, better.
I'm there googling
elocution lessons for four year olds.
So Ash was like, listen Saskia,
listen to how Thea says it
and Thea was going, water, better.
And she's like, you need to do that, don't you?
Thea, tell Saskia
and Thea was going, this is how you say it
and Saskia was like, nah, no.
she's so naughty
it'll come out of her
they just do it
for a bit
Thea's dad
is quite mank
so now and again
she'll come on with that
but actually
she's got
she speaks quite well
to be fair
Saskia's in that
telling lies phase
ah
so yesterday
we were on
the lying bastard phase
to this party
and she went
oh my gosh
I've just seen an elephant
and me and Ed
were like
yeah it's annoying
when they do that phase
isn't it
really really annoying
Thea's been lovely
at the minute actually
she's been really nice
really cute and really sweet she's got an ipad now so she can facetime me which honestly wait
until um sasuke's a bit older when she's a dad it's lovely because you don't have to text the
dad and say can we speak basically she'll think i want to speak to my mom i'm gonna facetime her
and then she'll be like hey mom because she's so grown up now she's like hiya mom sasuke's got an
ipad how do i do that just put your she's not old enough though to understand it probably and read
she needs to read to find her name she has i think her account is linked to my account because
every time one of our podcasts come on does it go on to hers and then she goes there's you and lauren
and she knew i think like maybe can listen like i fear know so much about the podcast so much like
she'll say you're doing the podcast today and she's really she says she said to me once does
everybody listen to the podcast it's like random people she's honestly she's because she's seen
people come over and ask stuff about she's she's so cute she's lovely anyway anyway anyway that's
not what this is about we've got a message are you gonna have to have a one day like
please never listen to it yeah so this is the issue when fear gets older you know how we always
like say oh i would never do not that i wouldn't but i would never do only fans i would never do
porn i don't because of my daughter when they're older mate we've done worse they're gonna listen
to worse yeah they're gonna hear our sex stories are like it's bad what should we do i don't know
How long do podcasts stay?
Like, what's the lifespan on them?
We'll probably be overseeing it.
Well, mine got deleted, didn't it?
That one that I did.
Yeah, don't know.
So I'm sure we could, like...
By then, it won't matter.
They fucking live with us.
They know what we're like.
They know exactly what we're like.
And Thea's turned into a full-on mini-me,
so there's no issues there.
Anyway.
Saskia, what an unusual name it is.
Oh, you're still fuming about that, aren't you?
I'm still fuming.
She's fuming because somebody took a baby name that she knows.
Someone that doesn't like her.
Anyway, anyway, anyway.
Right, listeners' messages.
Oh, my God.
Hi, ladies.
I just wanted to text in to say how it cracks me up
that Lauren keeps throwing in that she lived in Georgia.
I don't know if you know, but I lived in Georgia.
I did as well.
Oh, my God.
Moved from Manchester for a year to Tbilisi when I was eight.
What the fuck?
And I've brought it up from time to time over the years
and literally no one gives a fuck.
So, girl, when you talk about it, I got you.
I'm genuinely listening.
Oh, my God.
so don't if everyone knows this but my dad used to work abroad when he um where listen people this
is interesting he used to be a business consultant he used to work abroad and when i from when i was
about six to maybe ten i lived in georgia um i lived in kutaisi if anybody knows what that is
and i spoke the language fluently and i went to a georgian school and spoke the full-on language
so i'm actually really intelligent um oh well like thank you for messaging that's really interesting
youtube channel i could do some i could do talk georgian on our youtube channel yeah if you want
to tune in for that
Erti or Isami
Otri Ruti
Etzki
Squidji
Squidji that's made up
Rva
Skra
Ati
I think I've just counted to ten
also I know
how to say
your mum's a dog
I don't know why
I still know that
anyhow
love the pod
it gives me the giggles
I need to get through
when I need to get through
the week
it's so relatable
and you both have me
in stitches
we'll definitely be getting
tickets for the next brunch
gutted I missed out
oh that's really nice
I love them like that
you know they throw you
when you get a message
you're like oh hello
interesting
Ash, you read the next one.
Hi, girls.
Love the pod.
So, I'm an aesthetics practitioner from Liverpool.
A girl came to me and I gave her the most amazing set of lips.
I advised her of all the usual aftercare.
She was over the moon with her new lips.
24 hours later, she contacts me and sends me a picture.
She literally had a gap in the centre of her lips.
There's nothing worse when you do some form of service to clients
and you get that message like something's wrong.
All the filler had gone to the sides.
I'd never seen anything like it.
Like a hole right in the middle of her lips.
I couldn't figure out why this has happened
as they looked absolutely fucked.
So I asked her a million questions.
Have you been vaping?
She was like, no, no, no, no, no.
I wanted her to come back in and see me to review them.
A few hours later, she said she went out
and gave this lad she met a blowjob.
I'm going to put that on my aftercare form from now on.
So, yeah, she literally had a dick hole in her mouth.
It must have been an aggressive suck, to be fair.
Had to correct them and advise, no more blowies for two weeks.
No way.
So she must have...
And it must have, like, rubbed it out.
I didn't know you could even do that.
My blowjobs wouldn't do that.
The shit.
They must be, because I wouldn't be able to move some filler with them.
I can't remember the last time I gave a blowjob.
I'm quite frequent.
10 long years
oh my god
that's hilarious
sorry about that
that's shit isn't it
that she had to
correct the lips
so if you've just
had your lips done
don't blowy
no blowy
but that's when
men like the blowys
they get
oh look at them
big juicy lips
yeah
wrap them around
my cock
okay
anyway
next one
following on
from the girl
with the lip bite
owl story
so do you remember
we told a story
where she bit his lip
during sex
and he went
ow i was once having sex with a guy i was seeing and said something a bit filthy to him during sex
love that he didn't quite hear what i said so his response was pardon oh no in a polite soft voice
my wild sexy mood disappeared instantly and i shortly stopped seeing him my friends now always
refer to him as the pardon boy politeness during sex an ick i never knew existed a rugged sexy man
please not a pardon boy even what would have been better than a pardon or just pretend just pretend
you heard it like pardon i said shove your dick in my pardon oh my god do you like sexy talk
i do but but do you know what is stuck out for me in this story the nicknames me and my friends
have got nicknames for everyone we could have a full-on conversation yeah and know who everybody
was by those names so we've got someone called milk teeth oh milk teeth you know milk teeth
oh milk teeth because he's got teeth like milk teeth like they've not grown out yet and there
was um there was a guy on the school bus who like was really annoying and we used to call him captain
look back because whenever all of us would be like the back you go you turn around isn't it funny
that you all have these names for them tell us your names send us in some names that yeah do you
No, I've got a quick ick.
Let me just show you this.
I took a picture for you yesterday.
I took a picture.
Let me show you.
One minute.
And it's an ick.
I've just uploaded a picture on Instagram of your arse
and it looks absolutely ridiculous.
It looks really silly.
But yeah.
It looks silly!
No, nice.
This is an ick.
Me and James went on the sunbed.
As he burnt his bottom.
And he had his boxers on.
So I'm showing Ash a picture of James naked from behind.
why would he leave
his boxers on
aren't they meant
to put a sock on their cock
because imagine
if he left his box
he'd have burnt his cock
anyway so the picture
I'm showing Ash
no but that's what they say
on the sunbed
do you want to see it
boys are meant to put a sock
on their
over the penis
to keep the penis safe
you don't want to burn your penis
have you ever burnt your nipples
on the sunbed
that's bad
I burnt my vagina
anyway what an ick for me is
for the rest of the night
so we both went on together
I'm just a lovely bronze
shouldn't go on the sunbed
by the way
no you shouldn't
you didn't put your face in
did you
did I fuck
no no no
I know I'm a jumper
over my face
he wore
boxers
and then we got in bed
that night
and he was bright red
with boxer marks
round his legs
and I said to him
you're giving me
with a white body
I said you are giving me
the fucking ick
and I was like a bronzed
olive skinned
how long did he go on for
9 minutes
I went on for 12
and I just tanned
and I was like
that's so icky
men on holiday
that are burnt
is the ick
with a red nose
it's like grow up
like a boy
are you not old enough
to use fucking
sun cream
I was going back
to this pool
in my bay at spraying the men's shoulders
because it really makes me upset.
It's so icky when they have bright red shoulders.
You can tell they're away without the wife.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, can you not even stop yourself
from seriously damaging your skin?
Are you that much of a pussy
that you can't put a song on?
And the way I felt about James was like,
your skin can't even handle nine minutes of sun,
you fucking pussy.
That's literally how I felt.
Anyway, poor James.
We've got a voice note.
We've got a voice note.
Discovered another ick the other day
and it's men getting their pound back from the trolley.
Don't you dare leave your trolley in the car park
because that's rude.
But why do you want your pound back so bad?
I think the safest option is just to shop somewhere
that doesn't require a pound for the trolley.
And the nest.
Because it's just so icky.
That's quite funny, actually.
Actually, do you know what?
As well as another...
And I'm really sorry because we should be saving the environment.
men walking into a shop
with their reusable bags
oh my god
that's so weird
so Ash has just said that
and the next message
Lucas is saying
is about that
stop
that's an ick
yeah
hi ladies
please keep my name anon
as it's about my boss
he's quite a charismatic guy
and a singer
and an indie band
not my type
but I can appreciate
he's a bit of a catch
and he's got a bit of a swagger
I was coming back
from my walk
on my lunch
and most people
go to the local Morrisons
to buy their lunch
or the supermarket
are available
I saw him ready
to go for a walk
to Morrison's
and saw him go
to his car boot first
and get out
a little bag for life
not even a premium
bag for life
he was taking in
his own bag
to go shopping
what just for his lunch
I find getting a bag
like just hold your sandwich
I know that is the whole
point in bag for life
but it really gave me
the ick
yeah
I've been thinking
about it all afternoon
and if I did fancy him
I definitely wouldn't
after seeing that
would it give you
the ick too
love the pod
addicted
Ben eating yoghurts
Anybody licking a yoghurt
So me and
My friend Chris
When we were 14 we used to work in a
Shoe factory
They still exist
It's called the shoe factory
No not that one, a shoe factory
Not the shoe factory
We just worked in a factory that made shoes
That's such a fucking
Rochdale thing to do
Because actually that area is
Ray and Chris used to work down a mine.
And after our shift, we'd have fish and chips.
Oh, fuck off.
So many people worked in a factory.
Anyway, shut up.
A factory!
And listen.
Isn't there a massive crisp factory in Rochdale?
I don't live in Rochdale.
I don't.
I'm from 20 minutes from Rochdale.
And I actually live in Rottenstall,
which is a lovely, lovely up-and-coming town.
anyway
anyway
there was a lady
that worked with us
called Dot
and do you know what
she was in her 60s
right
and the fact that
she was working
in a factory
at that age
is dead sad
anyway
what would happen
is we'd all have
our lunch
and we'd sit
round this
Ashley
we'd sit round
this table
and everyone
would get their
lunch out
and start eating it
and me and Chris
would look at each other
and we couldn't even look
and Dot
right
I'm going to do
the sound effects for you
I want you to imagine it
so she's in her 60s
maybe even early 70s
really quite old she gets the yogurt peels back the lid right turns over the lid puts the lid in
her hand and then whilst looking around licked the lid of the yogurt numerous times numerous times
whilst looking at everyone and every time i made eye contact with you but not on purpose just she
was just minding her own business and every time me and chris were you couldn't look at you like
dot's licking the fucking lid again and you couldn't look and then when she got a spoon
and she'd finish, she'd do this with a spoon.
Yes!
And then turn it and go.
Or when people put their hand on the plate to eat things,
you, I bet, do you do that?
Really funny that you say this.
That's disgusting!
No, I would never do it in public,
but when I have jacket potato, beans and cheese,
and all the butter comes out and mixes with the salt,
I will get my finger and have a little lick.
My mum goes mad at me.
And you don't fucking wash your hands?
No, I don't.
And again, I do wash them now and again.
If I was to pick up a newborn, I would.
Let me just say that.
or any situation that I had to.
But no.
But guess what?
What am I about to say?
What am I going to say?
I'm never going to.
I'm never.
When have you ever known me to be ill in our life, Ash?
When I had my blephs done,
I got the worst infection in my eye.
I looked like elephant man.
That was from scratching your arse and touching your eye.
And I got the worst, like.
I said to her,
how do you think this has happened?
And she went,
well, I did use a pair of musty scissors
that I found in the drawer to cut my skin.
I got this massive infection.
Have we ever shown you a picture of it, Lucas?
I never spoke about it
because I didn't want to scare people off
that were having it done
because the only reason I got it,
I got it myself.
So basically there was a stitch
that was really annoying me
because I worked in that industry.
I thought I knew exactly what I was doing
and I didn't care
and it was really bad.
I went and found some nail scissors
from the drawer
and cut my own fucking stitch
and I clearly gave myself an infection.
Anyway, I had cellulitis
and I had to go to hospital.
I was on a drip, wasn't I?
How ill was I, Ash?
My eye was out there.
Have you got any pictures?
i was so poorly i had to keep going in and out of hospital and i had to have it drained i thought
you were gonna die i was really ill wasn't i was thinking it was gonna move to the brain and what
that's done now actually has given me quite a thick scar and it's pulled the skin on one side
so it kind of wrinkles a bit you're going into model standards for morphia do you think they
get them to do um it with the prime tip do you think that would work because on one side it's
almost tight like a cat i will come in with you and i will do it on you if the girls aren't happy
to do it i will do it on you i know exactly what i need to do because it's tight can you see it's
pulling yeah it's like tight and pulling a little scar yeah yeah um anyway that's got nothing to do
with anything other than even when my eye was falling off i'm solid i am absolutely solid ash
would have checked herself ash would have euthanized herself for that she would have like
written a funeral plan and and we're going to find a picture anyway and show lucas in a minute
right we're going for a break and i'm going to wash my hands um and then we'll be back with some
dilemmas welcome back welcome back thanks for hanging around dilemma of the week dilemma of
the week it's a voice note baby hi girls hope you're well and just want to say of course loving
the podcast I've been a listener right from the very start um I wondered if you could help me
with my dilemma yes so this situation started in summer this year my husband went away on a stag
do um and when he returned he was giving me sort of the rundown of what they did telling me about
where they went the funny stories these sorts of things and um his account of the night he said
that they went to get into a club which they couldn't get into because there were too many
of them they got turned away so they then went on to a bar that was like a weatherspoons type bar
now when he said that I immediately thought well that don't really add up um because as we all know
weatherspoons type places uh not that you really want to be in them but they're um not going to be
open till like four in the morning bars in general are not going to be open till four in the morning
the only places that are going to be open at that time are going to be clubs and strip clubs so I
sort of thought oh that's a bit weird and then I went on to sort of say oh so you guys didn't get
um the stag a stripper for the uh stag do and he's like oh no I said oh you didn't fancy going
to a strip club no no no I said all right okay I said so this bar that you went to it for
like all the spoons I said that's a bit weird because they're not really open at that time and
he was insistent that they went to a bar and I could tell he was lying I mean yeah the story
doesn't add up for one but I could see it all over his face that he was lying so I questioned
him a few more times like sure you didn't go to a strip club given him eventually after about five
six times just like oh yeah yeah yeah we did I was like well obviously I knew that anyway um so I was
a bit pissed off not about him going to the strip club lying just because we've had issues in the
past with trust and lies on his part and I was just you know pissed off that he would lie about
it rather than just tell the truth you know he's gone on a stag day I'm not an idiot we all know
that guy's going to end up in strip club anyway I haven't got that much of an issue with him going
to one he knows this as well so I was kind of surprised that he acted as though he thought I'd
be really pissed off and upset when he knows my stance on them we've had a conversation about it
in the relationship anyway um anyway we move forward from this because you know I'm not going
to harbor you know issues on the back of a strip club i was annoyed about the lion but we move on
and then that brings us to now um and i'm currently planning a hen do for my friend
and i asked my husband for um some help with this because he organized um all of the stag do
for his stag so i was asking him about like the hotel because thinking of going to the similar
place and when he got up he's stag grouped kind of reference all the details that the whatsapp
he turned his phone away from me i was like scrolling through it really really really fast
and i was like oh it looks a bit weird and he was acting really shady with it like he didn't
want me to see the screen so that obviously prompted me to then look at his phone of course
which i'm not proud about but you needed to something you know there's a hunch there and
the behavior is weird yeah it obviously prompts you to want to find out what's going on and
surprise surprise there was something to see so it was kind of justified um so anyway i see in this
stag group he's basically just sort of called me out on you know being upset with him and about
um me being annoyed that he went to the strip club not about him lying and me being annoyed
that he lied about me being annoyed that he went and just sort of taking the piss really and just
making me look like a bit of a twat then there's further conversations with one of his friends that
span over the course of three days with voice notes as well basically just slagging me off about
it he's just making me look like an absolute dick his friend has been really rude his friend said
that he thinks I've got trust issues to which my husband agreed my husband referenced that at the
point I was questioning him about it which I was not he offered up all the information about the
weekend i just simply questioned the weird shady story about weatherspoons um and then just said
oh you didn't go to a strip club but he he made it out as if i was like interrogating him about
going to a strip club which it was not um yeah he he's he was making out like as if i was like
digging at him and i've got yeah i've got these trust issues and then he said oh yeah when i was
questioning him i drank um half a bottle of wine and he used like the alarm face to mojo he's like
making out she's got problems unhinged piss head um his friend had like referenced um the clothing
i wear as being provocative and basically saying that's no different to going to a strip club but
you know in my eyes seeing that he's comparing me to like a stripper i haven't got a clue but
it was just all really mean nasty disrespectful stuff and it just went on for days and it wasn't
as though my husband was, like, confiding in a friend
or seeking help or anything like that.
It was just literally slagging me off and just nasty things.
So I confronted my husband about it.
And he said, why did you want the phone?
And again, we've since moved on.
But I cannot help but really harbour these feelings of resentment
towards my husband for it.
I feel just really angry.
I feel really hurt.
I feel really upset.
I feel embarrassed of how he's portrayed me to people and of course I can't you know do anything
about that to rectify it because otherwise it just kind of makes me look like some psycho girlfriend
well wife psycho wife sort of going to his friends and being like oh you said this and you know that
I've been looking for he's fine so I just feel sort of yeah it's just completely made a mockery
of me and just these things have been said and you know these things that will come out of my
husband's mouth is just disgusting and I still feel you know the same way about it and even
though we sort of moved on from it I still have these feelings inside and obviously I know that's
not healthy so I just wanted to know like what your girl's take on it would be like what you
would do how you might deal with it any advice that you might have um would be really helpful
is also not helped by the fact i'm currently pregnant so yeah just feeling a bit shit to be
honest i could really do with the help thanks so you go for a few problems here um i think the
first problem the strip club thing and him lying like i hate that just say it like you don't just
say i've been to the strip club he's caused himself that ag there secondly the group chat
okay so i agree with you what you what you read there was horrible it's unpleasant it's
unnecessary he's been really mean however that's a group chat between lads they're on another
they're on another planet we're never going to understand them and they talk shit to each other
and it makes them feel better it makes him feel important like my wife wants me so much that she's
a fucking psycho and also he knows and he's a bit embarrassed about him lying so his way of making
this better is making you look like the bad one you look like because he knows he was a bit of a
knob and he shouldn't really have lied about and he feels a bit silly so the way he's making himself
feel better is to um reason with why you did that make you sound a psycho and i'll keep his head
whatever that's always going through his phone so that's all about him and it is really unpleasant
but what i will say is you've read a conversation that you were never meant to see um and if it had
been something like what about that bird that you shagged then absolutely i was thinking it was going
to turn into same same so i don't i completely disagree with what he's doing and i actually
think your husband should be your best friend and your biggest advocate and your husband should
stick up for you
lads groups chats
are a wild place
but if there's problems
they shouldn't be
discussing it with people
you should respect
your partner
and never ever
embarrass them like that
however
some men
are a different breed
and like you say
group chats are wild
now would I want James
to read my group chat
no actually
not because I would ever
the stuff they send in it
and they send porn in it
yeah I would never ever
talk about him like that
however
there would be things in there
would I want him to read
no probably not
our conversation
would you want Ed to hear
some of the shit we say
and it's all said tongue-in-cheek
it's all between your friends
but like sometimes
if James has done something
to piss me off
I'd be really upset
if Ed went on my phone
yeah yeah
there's nothing to see there
but I understand why she did
because she thought
it was a cheating thing
I get that
she thought that he was
hiding something about cheating
I don't know
but I think
I understand your frustration
but I think
don't take it to heart
I think you need to also think
I think he takes the piss a bit here
I think he
he's got you on a string a little bit
like he
clearly you said
there's trust issues from the past
the clothing thing
I assume that's from him
he isn't really
appreciating you
he's taking you
for granted a bit
so what I would
potentially do here
is shit him up
a little bit
go a little bit quiet
it's hard because
you're pregnant
so you can't go out
on the piss
go out a little bit
don't always
be at his beck and call
let him worry a little bit
go to the gym
after work
and don't tell him
yeah
just little things like that
start wearing really
nice underwear
yeah just do little things
shit him up a bit
stuff like that
oh the lingerie
like I'm not saying
you should play games
but I feel that he doesn't
play games
I don't feel he appreciates you enough
I think he's got
he thinks he's got you
where he wants you
take a step back
take a step back
and shit him up a bit
remind him
what he's got
and remember sweetheart
if you're pregnant
honestly
I know people say
but it's so true
the worst thing for you
your body
at the minute is stress
so it really is
but then that doesn't stop
you being stressed
you're stressed
you're stressed
but I think take it
with a pinch of salt
I don't think you're overreacting
but I think you're getting
in your feelings
a bit too much about this
and you're taking this too much to heart.
He's a silly boy.
For the hen do, she's funny.
Fucking get him back.
Have you seen everyone going to Magic Mike in London?
Yeah.
Can we go?
Yeah.
Would you be allowed, though?
You're making it sound like James is a psycho.
He just didn't want me to go to a sex party.
Can we take Lucas?
How long's Magic Mike on for?
An hour, maybe?
No, I mean, like, till when?
I don't know.
Let's have a look.
They were meant to be in Manchester, you know,
and they cancelled.
Really?
Probably because they thought it'd be too leery
and the girls would be grabbing dicks.
I was going to book tickets for us all.
guys and girls
for Christmas
and they've cancelled it
let's have a look at it
but yeah I think
you're taking it to heart
a little bit too much
I think just remember
boys are boys
they talk absolute crap
but I do think
you need shaking up a bit
he's not scared of losing you
and he needs
he sounds like he's been
he thinks he's a bit big dick
he maybe thinks that
because you're pregnant
you're not going anywhere
as well
yeah yeah
just shit him up a little bit
but I don't think
you should take this to heart
anymore
and just think
would you want him reading
some of the shit
that you say to your friends
no
none of us would
group chats should never
be shared with partners
because it's just
I'd be angry if I found out James had read our chat
Yeah because it's private
And you might tell me things that you don't want him to know
And vice versa
And another tip
Clear your group chat regularly
I clear mine every week
And that's because
I don't ever clear my chat
No you have to
Imagine you lost your phone or someone hacked your phone
They would read not only your secrets
Or your friend's secrets
So as a good friend you must clear that constantly
We have a thing where we'll say in the group
Everyone clears and screenshots it brand fresh
not that there's anything secret
but that could go in the wrong hands
and everyone's secrets are out there
don't be that friend that loses the phone
and ruins everyone's life
little tip for you there
clear your group chat
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