Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Dingle Dangle Dongle

Episode Date: February 24, 2023

The girls are back for another week of questionable advice regarding anything from Dingle Dangles, coming off the pill and what to do when you have fallen hard for your Sugar Daddy.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck bonus baby my name's ashley and this is lauren i'm your co-host and we're gonna be your host today over on the show ashley take it away yeah let's do that okay so let's go what's the agenda today this is the podcast where we celebrate me and positive aspirational women anyway this is all about being positive aspirational bonus baby the baroness this is about being apologetically yourself let's just go ahead and be that boss unapologetically you're self aspirational

tell that man to go girl are you okay I don't know I don't know anyone got a number for euthanise

are you sure James says to me the other day have you taken your medication I was like no I was like

yes I have and I was thinking I haven't oh yeah I know I'm really grumpy when I'm on medication I'd love to try

one of them happy pills do you know what they're not can you have just one no no no they take six weeks to get in your system

and what they do is they improve your serotonin in your brain because some people have a deficiency of serotonin like a chemical imbalance and with me

if I don't take them like rapidly like that like I forget I just become a little bit snappy and I can't cope with situations that are stressful

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We're not a grass. So if you head to this episode's description, you can get more info on how to contact us because we want to know what's been getting on your tits. The ick. The bits, the dingle dangles. Dongle.

Dongle everything. We want to know whatever's going on in your life. Share it with us. It makes us all feel better. We can help you. Or we can laugh at you. Or you can listen to this and not feel as much of a weirdo as you do. Oh my God, I need to tell you something really quick.

What? Things pop into my brain. So someone messaged me. Two things I need to tell you really quickly. So number one, one of our brunch girls from last time, bleep her name, maybe. If you remember, she's like a big fan. she sent me a video on Saturday night. She was on the sesh with a friend.

She was like, I've met another girl. She's a brunch fan. Please, Lauren, tell us when the next brunch is on. We love you. It was really nice. So she wants, and then I got another one, saying that they want to know if I can tell them. People are asking for, I'm going to start doing backhanders.

They want secret dates for the brunch so they can get the tickets first. I've had a few. Someone messaged me and said, with the smelly bum thing where I was like, my bum always stinks of poo. Not poo, no, not poo. Bum.

Bum. And James's does. And I think they do. They just smell of bum. Bum smell of bum. While you're in your car now, get your hand, take your finger, rub it on your bottom and stick it. Even your crack, just the crack, not even the hole.

Anyway, she told me... My crack's still sore. Witch hazel is the one. She said, you have it next to your... Body cream. Body cream. Body cream. And we're going to go in there with the body cream.

She said that witch hazel on the bottom gets rid of the smell. Mummy, I've got a poorly bottom. Mummy, I've got a pretty bottom. I remember when I was a young pseudocrat. Yeah, I had to use that this morning, not on myself, on one of the kids, not on myself, on one of the children. I'm one of the children. At what point do you stop getting a poorly bum?

Theo doesn't get a sore bottom anymore. Saskia still sometimes gets a sore bottom. Anyway, yeah. So witch hazel gets rid of bum smell. Heard it here first. I've actually got some in my cupboard. Witch hazel. I smell that now.

Yeah, she's going to come in stinking of witch hazel. Right, do research for us. Smell your bottom, then put it on, and then if yours later, check it again. Like a science experiment. Right, honestly, Lucas, I know you won't, but I'd like you to put your finger in so you crack and smell it.

No. You won't? No. No, wait. One sec, guys, one sec. Lauren, can you do an incision update? Oh, she's getting her arse out again. No.

No, it's fine. It's a bit purple, though. You need some cream on it. Arse feels great, though. Can I smell you? It's wet as fuck. Yeah, because it's got antibiotic cream on it. I don't want to smell my bum.

I've just put my finger fully into a crack, and it was so wet. It doesn't smell, but that's because it's antibiotic cream, isn't it? That's why it was so wet. It was literally wet through. I think this podcast makes enough money for me to get therapy. Our invoice is it's going to have therapy for Lucas. How does the incision look?

It's really purple. Yeah, you're probably going to need a bit of needling on that and a bit of scar cream. But I'm not arsed about... It's in your arse crack. Who cares? Anyway, can we get on with this? Dingle dangle. Oh my God, that's what it was.

That's what the video they sent. I forgot. So when they sent the video, that's what they were singing. I'm going to lick your arse tonight on the video to me. Anyhow, here we go. listeners messages this is titled dingle dangle dongle and it's not about a dongle do you remember dongles where you could get something to do with wi-fi hi girls i am so happy the pod is back please don't leave us without it for that long again oh lauren actually can i just say a massive

thank you for taking for talking about the dingle dangle dongle on the recent pod i'm 32 and this has probably been my biggest insecurity i've gone back and forth with the idea of surgery for such a long time but every boyfriend i've ever had has loved it and literally been obsessed with it they say it's the tightest well it will be because what happens is when the penis goes up some of the lippage goes in with it makes it tighter i believe they said it's the tightest the best ever but the social stigma still takes over in my silly head it's honestly not even that bad but because it's not perfect i feel like it's wrong it's the most normal thing everyone is different every dick is different i agree a hundred yet society tells us that vaginas have to be porn star grade i agree

nothing hanging completely tucked in blah blah it was so amazing hearing you own it and you're not arsed about it you've completely

changed my view and I feel empowered listening to you whilst dying with laughter I just want to say a huge thank you I love you both my Wednesday morning

drives to work are my favourite power to the flaps thanks again don't ever change so yeah I actually totally agree with this

so the thing is I think she's right penises are so different and men aren't arsed they hang to the left to the right

I remember James one saying to me I wouldn't care what you said about my dick I've got what I've got and he's got a good dick but regardless he's like

I've got what I've got they're not ours long, tall, short, fat, thin weird colour they've got weird colours some of them long foreskin short foreskin

no foreskin there are so many dry skin rhinitis skin there's so many different loads of pubes bit of pubes there are so many

different penises some pull to the left to the right so why is a vagina meant to be one size fits all one worrying statistic

again me and my useful statistics the average vulva is two millimeters 300 percent increase in labiaplasties in the last 12 months so what is it is it why is all of a sudden they said in the report though it was because people have started wearing tight clothes all the time like leggings knickers okay so not being funny but is it also the fact that every fuck is on only fans though yeah right so what i will say is this if i wanted to get my vagina done i'll damn well get it done so i don't want to sit here although i'm all power for the vagina i'm also power i've toyed with the idea i'm also power because we spoke about doing it together yeah so please don't think we're sat here like we're not being somebody we're not we're not sitting here saying

love your vagina i'd never do that absolutely not if i wanted to do it i'd do it and i'm not we're not saying pro dangly vagina we're saying pro whatever the fuck you want if you want to keep your dangler keep your dingle dangle if you want to cut your dingle dangle off cut it off do what the fuck you want own it and make it right for you don't do it for anyone else and the other thing is i remember when i worked at maya we got a lot of labiaplasties in and honestly a huge amount of them it was actually the physical side so it was hurting them it was rubbing on their underwear at the gym it was catching it shaving having sex so for that side of it also people get it done for that so that could be it but i think if you want to get it done my friend had it done

it was the best thing she's ever done don't get me wrong you can have whatever dingle dangle you want men don't give a shit about your dingle dangle

what I am saying though is if it bothers you enough also don't feel bad should you choose to remove the dingle dangle dongle just do what you want with it

but men don't fucking care where men know that it gets in your head when they slag your dingle dangle off yes that's true so all we ought to be aware of a nasty man

that comes at you bro comes at your dingle dangle yeah because like when you say you've got a small cock to a man and they come to you you've got a baggy fanny anyway

who's going to want so just be aware of these men guys every girl has had that sentiment at some point so don't bother saying it

it's boring well mate your bum smells of bum your arse stinks of arse anyway yeah all we're saying is do what you want with it

every girl has something that they're not happy with let's just let your vagina be what your vagina is okay yeah

finished love it hi Ashley and Lauren just listening to the podcast gets me through my work with lots of laughs I'm totally with you on Baby Gay

now yes ha on my side I'm totally with you on Baby Gay so this was to me this was to Lauren

especially if there isn't this is to me to Lauren let me speak in third person this message was to Lauren Lauren thinks it's a good message especially if there is an older sibling

what is the use in telling guests to remove all their clothes when entering the house so they're coming in basically naked and the older sibling has probably been

swapping bogeys with the friends for lunch at school I agree so yeah I agree with this thing and I do get what you're saying you're trying to keep it at bay but listen new newborn babies not not not i'm still saying she's

not saying don't do that but at the same time if you've got an older sibling saskia stayed with my mom until he was 10 days old and then when she met him she was naked and sanitized no this is really sick she was in a covid suit you need to be just careful i'm gonna get done here you need to be careful no i listen please don't think i'm not saying that just do what is using your power to protect the baby okay and I honestly think before they're 10 days two weeks old you need to be really careful so one thing if I was to have another child that I would probably do and this isn't to do with the hygiene side of it it's more mentally I when I had Thea to be honest when I had Thea it was one of the fucking worst I loved her to death I never got postnatal

depression I don't know how after what happened but are you sure it's never gone um no I didn't actually get that but uh it was horrific I actually had the worst time ever when I had Thea as soon as I got home with her I had the fucking shittiest time of my life for many years nothing to do with Thea but to do with my circumstance which leads me on to saying one of the things that I did do is I put so much pressure on myself to have the house perfect so I've everyone coming around to see the baby see how well I was doing how well my body looked how under control I had the home oh Lauren you're doing so well and I put this pressure on myself I invited people around and made cups of tea yeah I know I know and I sat there with my baby and my and it's the pressure

is too much so what I would do another time is I would say other than like my mum um no one's coming around for two weeks and I am I missed and I'm gutted I missed a vital two weeks to a month of just sitting at home with my baby which sick on me smelling but enjoying every minute with my baby when I was in hospital I had to stay in for three days with her and those days to me are so precious i spent three days no one coming in and out didn't care what i looked like just me and her and they are some of my fondest memories and when i went home that's when it went tits up in fact when i got married is when it went tits up that's a different story okay so yeah i agree with you on that take your time at home and don't have visitors just do what's in your power do what

you want and when like little ones come in from nursery i know you don't agree with hand washing but the first thing we all do is just stop this no one says i don't agree with hand washing you just don't do it i just don't do it very often and i'm never ill you were sat there sniffing like a little like a little truffle pig and she's got a thing of echinacea echinacea echinacea and fucking and she's got some hand sanitizer right and she's sat there and i don't know who the hand sanitizer is to protect because you're the one with the cold so i should have that so she's there with a hand sanitizer looking at me like i'm gonna give her something she's riddled she's got the fucking plague she's riddled and she's sat like i'm ill i'm so ill i however i'm sat here

healthy as anything much busier she's gonna get struck down by the plague i thought you were gonna say she's gonna get struck i thought you were gonna hit me she's there i'm much busier and what's more stress and she's sat there so my point is let's not obsess over i've got whatever i don't want to speak about this anymore hi you're a pig hi girls i want to start by saying I love the pod it has me belly laughing in the office and it gets me through the day this is a bit more of a serious topic but I really need your advice I've heard your mention of contraception quite a bit on the pod and how it affects your sex drive and generally isn't good for you true story bro I'm 20 I've been on it for four years now and you've changed my mind on it

but since I've had a boyfriend I need some sort of contraception the thought of being pregnant now makes me want to be sick so what would you say the best method is because i'm in two minds but i'm also scared to come off it in case i go fat and spotty you're only getting that's only because you shouldn't have had it in the first place please help p.s can it be an affordable alternative as i'm not a millionaire like you actually i'm not a millionaire and also what's affordable i mean so basically you get the gold the gold bars you liquefy the gold you put them into your vagina right no seriously okay i know a lot about this so go the um the pill don't worry about getting fat and spotty when you come off it you will definitely have some withdrawal symptoms coming

off the pill a hundred percent what you have to remember is i think a lot of people associate coming off the pill with being fat and spotty what they need to remember is it's the pill that was the problem you're masking things that you're masking it on yeah exactly so the pill is given to to like fix things anyway long story short come off it there's a book um it's on my amazon shop it's called beyond the pill and it's got a guide in it of how to come off the pill safely and then inside that book it's got like you know like those little tests that you do like and it's like this is the best method of contraception for you and all dependent on your age the time in your life when you want kids like honestly that book is incredible the lady

that wrote it's called jolene brighton and i'm sure she's got a podcast that she speaks about on it as well and so yeah i can't tell you what the best method of contraception is personally i love natural cycles but um you have you can't you do it wrong you can't deviate and you have to get those um you need ovulation sticks not just ovulation sticks they're digital ones which we've spoken about in wednesdays 35 quid a month yeah so that's expensive and you pay to sign up as well to natural cycles we've got codes though yeah um on our stories and on our profiles um yeah i think i agree with you as you can't tell somebody what to go on but if you do natural cycles i think a lot of people are oh i got pregnant you're not doing it right use condoms

you have to do it properly you have to do it right you have to put all the information in you have to do it properly and people can't be arsed but alright then take a pill every day but what's it doing to your body

honestly my sex drive I I mean I think it's partly because I'm really fancy James did you know that I don't know if I mentioned but I think

I think a lot of it is from that like my moods my sex drive and this is really uncomfortable to say and I probably shouldn't say it but

do you know your moisture down there yeah during sex mine wasn't a great amount for a while

and since I came off the pill for a while and I don't know if it was that or if it's that and my sex drive's gone up but there is there's more of it

of it thank you Lauren for that okay let's move on now to the icks sound like a shite radio presenter then

you are that's pretty much you are a glorifier that's pretty much what you are you're not even that good at it because I always have to do it hello

are you still collecting icks honey oh my god she said that then as if like are you still collecting bottle tops are you still collecting

milk bottle tops at school my mum are you still collecting the Tesco vouchers my mum is the only one that does it

she sends Thea in with a plastic bag with like 500 bottle tops in it because they're collecting they're like what are they doing that for why is your mum

so cute she's so cute do you know what do you know what I would like to do and we've considered this get our mums on yeah I'd love to get

our mum on but in the future get like a big home with like land and like all live in one big like a converted barn with all different areas

I'd have her with me living with me loads of cultures do that she's on my on her own and I want to look after her I don't want her in my grill because like

what if I want to do it on the sofa but like a dream would be to buy a big air and to have her with me okay thank you anyway

I've just gone to Gregg's for my morning sausage roll oh yes same here bitch this Gregg's is in a petrol station where there was a man

strutting up and down the forward court loudly on the phone via a bluetooth earpiece do you know what they do it like as if in america they do that like hey just page me yeah they do it like they're really important and they want you to know that can i tell you a nick have you ever been to on a holiday and a kid's hot you won't have been to these places on a kid's holiday

um and you see a family and the dad thinks he's dad dick of the year and he said loudly like this with his kids come on alfie let's jump in the pool and then he looks around to see he's looking at what a good daddy is my mom hates it she always says there's a dad dick there and he will literally be like oh we're having so much fun and they always perv on the other mums and they're looking around and they're really loudly going oh son what are you like shall we go and get and you look and they're looking around as they do it so that everyone thinks he's fucking great dad you know when i last went to um one of those all-inclusive gaffes how many there's a fear oh didn't you yeah really gorgeous men came over to me and my friend like approached us in like

the playground and stuff yeah because i never wear my ring so they wouldn't know a single um A single dad, they know how to get in. A single dad would clean up there. Do you know whenever James is with the kids, you want to see the way women look at him. Really? Yeah, I can see it. Because sometimes if I'm a little bit back

and I can see them looking and thinking, fit, good dad. You can see them getting the horn. Right, okay. Every time you say the word James, we're going to have to do a shot. It's my life though. What about when you say Ed?

anyway walking ick or men practicing their golf swing oh my god do you remember shadow boxing shadow boxing do you remember our old boss at maya one of the big big big bosses who got sacked because he had an affair with his hr hr yeah um he so we'd get there and we'd he was awful and we'd go on a big hitters yeah let's say that he didn't ever hit us with a file yeah and there was a long table and he was like basically saying to us right

this sale isn't right that sale isn't right and he would get the money and prod it around and he was stood there with a golf club swinging in the office practising his swing

honestly I used to look at him and think if I could kill you if I could get that golf club if I could bat to you with the golf club till you bled to death

and that's from Rachel from Aberdeen Aberdeen Wacking Egg that's awful practising what are you doing I don't know

i'm gonna give up now okay on a dating app and no fucking conversation dry don't bother just don't pop up you've chosen to spend time uploading your fucking date of birth verifying your email address you could at least make a girl fucking laugh very true you okay can stay in 2022 100 agree if you haven't got the chat i'd be such a bad man hey you okay what do you say yeah you how's the head like what oh no wait wait here she is here she is or i hate it when they say oh mrs something and then say your name you know like oh hey miss harris yeah i'll tell you there's a guy who does that to everyone i can't bear that anyway you're gonna read the dilemma because it's long i'm bunging out your truffle pigging first off i just want to say how much i love you both

you've both gotten me through the years with a lot of love why are you throwing things at her because she's become so abusive recently all he does is throw tissues around I'm not reading it if you're going to crackle with your tissues

wait one sec so me and my husband got married in February 2022 nearly one year married woo longer than I did we have been together

we have been together for 12 years since we were both teenagers 12 long years we have built such a beautiful life together we own our own house and we have our little dog

my husband is truly my soulmate and he's been there for me when I lost my sister nearly 10 years ago I love my husband so much I know he'd be devastated if he found out any of this

he's the sweet oh I was just going to say what the fuck's your problem here he's the sweetest guy in the world sometimes it's just oh god right okay here we go

now you're probably wondering where has it gone wrong so last year after the wedding we got in a little bit of debt okay back in 2022 we were watching the Olivia Atwood documentary

I love her you'll see later documentary on girls with sugar daddies I joked to my husband about setting up an account and he laughed and said, do what you want.

I set my account up using my dog's name. I bet it's like a porno name. One guy, fluffy bum bum, one guy who stood out, let's call him Brian, messaged me.

At first, the conversations followed were really innocent. So did he still know you were doing this? Then it turned so sexual and steamy. We would both send pictures

to each other. We would call each other about 10 times a day. Fucking hell. And constantly text. My husband did not suspect a thing. Brian would unexpectedly

send me money if I was out with the girls. Money for clothes, nails etc i got a total of 35 grand from brian what and this was this wasn't even a year ago what what was the website and what's brian's username hi brian it's lauren from nip talk skin i managed to pay a lot of the debts off amazing so she did it for both yeah and for a few expensive holidays and even pay extra off the house i deal with mine and my husband's finances and again he suspected nothing i was living two different lives around october last year i decided to call things off

I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I wanted to meet Brian so badly for a final goodbye. So I did. Oh, bugger. I met him an hour away from where I lived and we sat and talked for hours. Here's the bad thing. We did kiss twice and I don't feel guilty.

So Brian must be quite hot and rich. Yeah, because she wouldn't have kissed him otherwise. Yeah. After that, we both decided that we should stop talking. I completely deleted him out of my life. I was a complete wreck. I was crying my eyes out daily. I couldn't stop thinking about all the messages,

all the passion and genuinely missing the conversation. Me and my husband calling texts throughout the day, but nothing like what I had with Brian. Yeah, but that wouldn't have lasted. Oh my God, I'm getting goosebumps. Fast forward to two weeks ago. Brian called me on an unknown number. I never speak first when an unknown number calls me

and he said hello first so I knew it was him. I froze and hung up the phone and he called again. I did the same. I just couldn't speak. He called one last time and I let out a hello. All the blood was pumping through my veins and my heart was beating. We spoke for an hour just genuinely catching up

and telling each other how much we missed each other. Over the last two weeks we've spoken but it's not like we used to. He asked me to meet him last Saturday but due to work commitments I couldn't. he's now booked a hotel room for next week in the lake district what hotel is it let's turn up ash it'll be the girl pin oh it's gorgeous the room has a huge private hot tub it's the girl pin now here's the dilemma girls do i go i'll cut this man out of my life right let's hear your

side first because mine's gonna be totally different to yours okay there's so many different levels and elements to this right it doesn't really matter in my opinion whether you go or not because the damage is fucking done you've done it now you have she's not shagged brian doesn't matter she's had in a relationship with brian where to the point they've kissed she's in love with brian she's in love with is she or is she in lust with brian is she going to leave her husband and then find that so what i will say is this i don't really think it matters whether you go to lakes or not it's really just one more occasion the problem is already here um yeah but you're gonna fuck yeah yeah but i don't yeah but ash you can't just be like we're

not children because the penis entered the vagina you have now cheated she's still pretty much cheated in my opinion lucas yeah but at the same time she's been cheating but paying the no i don't care that's that doesn't matter i agree if she'd have kept it right to just how old is she i don't know if she'd have kept it to just messages and stuff and been paying the bills then i could kind of understand that but that isn't what's happened here she's got a relationship with him be it sexual or not she's 32 there's so she's my age there's a romantic relationship going on there so in my opinion she's got no kids she's already cheated right so two things here yes you love your husband yes he's your soulmate but would you be doing this if he was genuinely your soulmate now

in my life i have had one chris who was my ex james what might be talking about it and he was unbelievable we are still amazing friends and i loved him with all my heart but we weren't meant to be together and that's can happen sometimes you might love him with all your heart it might be soulmate but that doesn't always mean that you grow together you've been together a long time you've got married but some things aren't meant to be forever yeah some things aren't just aren't meant to be forever yeah and we progress and as we go through life sometimes you go down different paths and either you stay together through that path or you separate my concern here is what you're doing with brian that it means something's not 100 there 100 there with your husband ash what do you

think right we need to give her an answer here your husband can't financially look after you and I'm telling you if you're going to have kids with him then fuck me no why is she making it about the money I'm sorry I would leave your husband

and go off with Brian no no absolutely not it's not about money they got into a bit of debt who says she's not being looked after they just got themselves into a bit of debt

it's not about money yeah but she loves Brian she's like crying she doesn't love Brian I don't think she does love Brian I think she's in absolute lust with Brian

and she's looking for an escape because life is a cat which all our lives can get a bit mundane and I think Brian would get mundane everything gets mundane and maybe

like no I'm listening to this how many Bryans has he got how many women who else is Bryan talking to exactly I think and your husband wouldn't

be a Bryan would he if you're kissing him so he might be quite good looking why is he going on these sites yeah why is he on these sites I bet he's got a wife yeah yeah I bet Bryan's married

and he just wants a shag so don't go to the late district I don't know enough information as well yeah I know as to whether Bryan wants to be something I don't know

whether you go on or not mate you've got a big problem to deal with here I think cut it off now I think cut it off cut it off cut it off I think cut it off

don't speak to you're living in a film world you've got a little sexy fantasy you've already got that 35 grand off him yeah so cut your losses and I think you are

enjoying a bit of escapism here so if you lost your husband your world would probably end if he's your soulmate like you would literally be like what the fuck have I done and everyone makes mistakes why doesn't she use

this thrill that she's had with Brian with her husband with her husband and also her husband went through the death of her sister with her yeah that's a massive thing

you don't ever come back from shit like that is that's massive but having said that I'm not saying that means you should be together but what I do think

is it deserves a good try fuck Brian off I don't trust him anyway I don't trust never trust a man called Brian no Brian's a no my next door neighbour

was called Brian he's my dad's best mate and apparently he had such a huge dick he's died now which is really sad he was lovely with Brian and they called him

Love Length and my mum so he used to be a painter decorator and my mum used to joke because she'd heard exactly so my mum used to joke

and say he comes round and he paints the wall with his willy she'll love me saying that Yeah, I think you need to work out what's going on in your marriage. If in a year's time, you're not happy with your husband 100%, then that's something that needs to be tackled. You don't need to be with him forever if he's not right either, married or not.

But he's got a micro penis. A husband? No, Brian. Why are you saying that? Oh, Brian. Okay, sorry. Okay, so remember on Nip Tuck, we want you to get your voices heard. You can email us at hello at niptuckpod.com. You can also get in touch via WhatsApp. That means voice notes too, which we can play out in future episodes.

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