Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Monster Munch Feet & Slag Wellies

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

The girls are joined once again by Jax Feeley to dive deep into your icks, dilemmas and crazy af stories. To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod. Or you can email [e-mail] can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone]Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck bonus baby Jax can we get a fuck? yeah what? fuck yeah wow let me rephrase that for us ok we're going up there now

let me rephrase that I can't rephrase that you knew how I meant that anyway on nip tuck We want to get your voices heard. So you can email us at hello at nipsockpod.com. You can send us your ics and dilemmas via WhatsApp,

voice notes, messages, anything we can play out, we love. Don't worry, we can keep you anonymous if you want. So if you go to this episode's description, you can get more info on that. But we just want to know everything. What's getting on your tits? What's giving you the ick? What's giving you the ick?

Other bits? Any embarrassing stories, send them in, gals. We basically, right now, you know what to do. we basically don't give a fuck yeah that's the people on here not the type

that you might have thought right Lauren we've got a listener message you can have the pleasure of reading it out fantastic hey girls

love the pod I want to send a message to the girl who was debating breaking up with her boyfriend from a previous bonus episode I was in the exact

same situation as her at 23 my boyfriend would go missing he would ignore calls and texts he wasn't nice to me and I used to threaten breaking up too

but i was scared i finally did it and i'm now with a new guy and we are a year into our relationship go bitch he is kind i've not said he's any good you gotta do what scares you yeah well i was just about to say that he's kind thoughtful and does all the things i wanted from my ex without me even needing to ask i want to say that it seems so scary but i promise i am living proof that you can get so much better i had the worst attachment issues and if you can do it if i can do it sorry you can as well that's fucking amazing I'm living proof of this also

I've had the shit ones me too and I am now in the best relationship ever for now let's see pending and Jax said

in a previous episode we've got Jax with us again hi and he said in the previous episode what was it if it's something if it scares you

jump when it feels scary to jump that's exactly when you jump that's when you jump oh my god I get goosebumps every time and I 100 agree that anything I've ever done

in my life that has been good you only have one life girls fucking go it's been scary if it's not scary then you're not moving so yeah

I think that's amazing anyone else listening you've got to put yourself in a position for it to go really bad because if you don't you're not putting yourself in a position

for it to be fucking amazing either you're living in the middle ground and no fucker wants to live you know what I said this the other day if you have one foot in the future

and one foot in the past you're going to piss all over today oh my god that's fucking brilliant I like that so girls listen to that

okay so thank you for that anyway moving forward we have some icks have you got any icks Jax I don't like toes they're like monster munch

you know like gaps it scares me I better keep my shoes on then I know it does scare me what like they don't sit like that no I know exactly what you mean you know when people like

no I can make them go fall stop don't stop it yeah I can you already made me hello Jax what's your worst ick

like when you go on a date with a girl what's your worst ick erm do you care what they drink because she's fucking weird about what they drink no I don't care

what do I care about make up do you like a lot of it So I find men don't like a lot of makeup. Conversation subjects. No, I don't like a lot of makeup. I don't know, you know. Have a think.

Yeah, I'll have a think. But that's what you just did. We're not friends anymore. Well, I'm sorry, but unfortunately, you're also not going to be friends with Daisy. Daisy has it in for you. Because Daisy says she doesn't like men who do TikTok, so that's your fault for going out with me.

So fuck off. Looking at my fucking Monster Munch feet when you were in it. You knew what I meant, though, didn't you? You knew what I meant when I said... I got them straight out. As soon as I said monster munch, do you know what I was saying?

At least I can change my TikToks. As soon as he said monster munch, I took my hug off. And now I've got hugs on. So there's another it. You've got no socks on in their mugs as well. I've got socks on. Your slag wellies.

I've got my slag wellies on and a monster munch inside them. Right. Okay, Daisy, men who do TikToks, I get this, but we stumbled across this account of these two. Oh!

And they're builders, construction. There's something in a high base. They're fucking brilliant. Fucking hilarious. Ash, what's the name? Can't remember. We need to get them on. I want them on this podcast.

We're going to email them after this. So they do basically what we do, but from the van, and they're dead Monday morning. And they go, what do you think about a finger up your arse? And everyone goes, I don't mind it.

What about you? They sound a bit like you. We're going to do it. I want to get them on. Right, we're getting them on. Yeah, no, I get that though, Daisy. I think it would be more of like the choreographed,

we're getting further tonight. Yeah, you might have been to that. That would be an it. Yeah. Whatever. do you not think whereas comedy or like if you've got a reason to do it i don't know do what you want i'm not asked um i don't go on tick tock very much anyway my car part wait my partner calls his sisters babe they are 20 13 and 9. he's done it from day dot

we've been together for nearly two years now but i don't know how to tell him i find it weird I didn't find that weird. I'm trying to think of it now. So if... That'd be like James calling his sister babe. Hey, babe. I didn't find that weird. I find babe a term of endearment.

You okay, babe? You all right, babe? Yeah. I don't mind it. What do you think? No, I don't think it's bad. I don't think it's... I don't mind that.

Plus, like, you know, I mean, you should have said that at the beginning. Yeah, there's a problem. You should have said it's not. We've been together for two years and it's still grating on her. You're making this a really big issue. i don't think that's a big issue oh no no no no men who go to bars and play the arcade games why do these places exist i didn't get my dress altered and my makeup done to play right so wait hang on a minute what they do in their personal

time wait are they going on their own or are they going on a date this is on a date yeah And you have to stand there watching them. Do they share the winnings? Oh, that's interesting. I think what they do in the spare time is kind of up to them. But if they're expecting their missus to go in the heels to an... Come on, what have you got, some two peas? Do you know what in your bag?

Me and Ed took Saskia when I was pregnant to that arcade in the Trafford Centre. Fuck me, it pops off in there. It pops off and it's expensive. It's so much... But, because Ed's dead loud at, like, sport things, he had, like, so many ticket things, but the queue was really long

to win your prizes yeah so he just handed it to his family and they were like oh what a good charitable man see it's good if you go in playing games like that

you won't have a laugh but if you're just going to go not at the slot machine in the pub also don't they say there's only one winner in gambling

and it's not you or something like that yeah they do yeah house always wins yeah house always wins

that's it I don't know what that means I've never gambled I went to Vegas I didn't put a penny on anything means the machine will always win I've got it in me

to... Yeah, you need to splash them fucking cash. I'd be fucking getting fired off Willie Hill

and everything. Do you like a gamble? Not like a lot, no. I'm not a gambler. Some men are fully like addicted and they do

those football... Can't cope with the guilt if I lose more money. Yeah, I haven't got the money to be fucking wasting. I'd burn it on shite anyway.

Yeah, Ashley burns it. Okay, we've got a voice note. You know we love a voice note. I don't know what it is. okay we've got can i just say the pot noodle one still has me crying from the other week

hi girls absolutely love the podcast been listening since day one um and i don't know how i didn't think about this before but um when i first started going out with my boyfriend um whenever we would go out or like whenever we would have a drink he would say like i would go to be like cheers and he would go prost he did it wherever we went and i used to pray i used to be like god please don't say prost he's so fit and so cool but every time he went prost i think it's german yeah um he used to do it with whether we were in company whoever we were with it was like a nervous tick that he just always said and recently um we were talking we're actually traveling at the moment and we were talking about things and i was like

jesus christ i was like honestly you used to give me the ick so bad every time you did it i was praying that you were um that you wouldn't say it and he's taken it like an absolute champ he's so funny and he's like laura that is the funniest thing ever he was like why did i say it just reminded me of you girls so so funny hope you're well oh my god that's great imagine every time she's thinking don't say it don't say it but i think he like knew it was a nervous tick yeah that's what we've all got we were laughing at this before because we were saying you know you're working with brands and stuff and obviously you'll advertise for them and you help them if you believe in them and we went to an event and i have this by the way it's the laziest person

when it comes to her outside of actual work duties. Yeah, I just don't want to do it. I'm not an influencer. I just don't want to fucking do it. But anyway, so I have this thing, and it's like, you know, the oversharing thing, which we all know I have. And I find myself, like, someone will be like,

oh, can I send you some pyjamas? And just get a little pic in there, and I'll be like, yeah, of course. And then I feel myself, it's coming, you know, I think, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. And it's coming up my throat, and all of a sudden I go, yeah, I'll do you a reel. And then, trick, trick, I'll do you a reel.

I don't do reels I don't know how to do it and all of a sudden only for like a freeze something ridiculous just take a picture of the jarmas when you get them

yeah yeah I'll do you a reel and then I'm there in these jarmas thinking I've got myself into this position I'm doing a reel so it's a bit like that

and I went round this event and everyone I went to I'll do you a reel and I couldn't keep it in and as you can see there's no reels on my Instagram I'll do you a reel

it just comes out Dilemma song Dilemma of the week Dilemma of the week Hey girls I am absolutely obsessed with your podcasts. They make me laugh so much.

Santa's here. I just wanted a bit of advice, really. I've been with my husband for ten years. Ten years. Ten years. Married for four, now we have a two-year-old little girl.

Also, they waited a while before the baby. Found out 18 months ago that he had an affair when my daughter was a newborn baby. Been there, honey. As well as a lot of debt and a huge drug problem.

after trying to make it work for a few months i just couldn't anymore we split now and we'll be divorced soon the last few months i've been sleeping with one of his friends and have now got all of these feelings for him but is it wrong that they are friends no i'm a bit scared of the backlash if i'm going to get uh that i'm going to get when it comes out you made your bed you're fucking lying if it's working for you honey listen he had an affair and he's in he had a drug problem that's kind of not his fault but fuck it

they shouldn't have done it but you know it's a bit weird though so two years so it was two years ago so they'd been together for a long time before he had this affair

so you can't kind of say oh he was at the beginning it was two years ago they'd been together for a long time they're married fuck it shag his mate

shag them all I feel like that whole well it was two years ago that was like Covid times and everyone lost the fucking pot a little bit

didn't they yeah but my question is not only was he flouting the rules clearly yes he was wasn't he so he should be arrested

for one because not only was he Boris Boris a man had an affair in Covid so listen he's a fucker

in a lot of different levels do what you want mate if it makes you happy he didn't think of your and I'm not saying it's tit for tat it's absolutely not it's absolutely

tit for tat but he can't really say anything can he he can't say anything it's absolutely tit for tat he can say fuck all so fuck him keep shagging his mate

if you're happy I love that powerful fuck all there yeah fuck all if it makes you happy then you do it he didn't think about you

whatever carry on mate if you're happy you're happy you're not hurting anyone and well done for getting through that because let me tell you

woo aww yeah amazing well done babe we've got another voice note hi girls the voice has warped

I chuckled because I have just been listening to the podcast and then reminded myself that I needed to whatsapp you my guy

of the week because he had a baby in February and she's great she's amazing and i thought yeah i only want one right but i'm really really close with my sister like she is my best friend and now i'm thinking maybe i should have another but i mean no disrespect to anybody but i'd be devastated if it was a boy that's one thing that's making me not want another

also my partner is 45 so he's saying you know i don't want to wait a few years and end up being 50 and being the dad of a newborn which I get you know I respect him but then so then I think I'd like them close together because we're close together and it'd be nice but then I don't want to rush this baby growing up or you know rush my time with her because I'm just really enjoying her um also I'm not going back to work at any stretch but if I want another baby soon then I have to go back to work why is it so pragmatic

I think the word is it's true so that is my dilemma maybe I need to write a frozen cons list but tell me

what you guys think right there's a lot going on in the background the baby's crying which tells you don't have a

fucking other right we've got two different opinions that voice creeped me out let's do this I know okay so Ash

tell me what your thoughts are on this first because you've got two right freeze your eggs oh Ash Not everyone can afford...

Stop telling everyone to freeze your ex. Well, she clearly fucking can if he's saying, don't go back to work and he's 45. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that she can afford it. Okay, I'm just telling you.

Okay. Right, why would it? And this is probably actually the most sensible approach because, yeah, you might not have enough money to freeze your ex, which, by the way,

is only £5,000. Do you know how expensive a nursery is? Only £5,000. Do you know how expensive a nursery is if she's not going back to work? Way more than £5,000.

Way more. It won't be going to nursery if she's not going to work, Ash. Ah, right, OK. Right, well... Anyway, carry on. Anyway, back to my... And then I'll tell you a realistic view. ...delusional.

Go back to Ash. And then go to the Portland and have a baby there. It would be lovely. Right, so... Sorry, go on, Ash. Freeze your eggs and have gender selection. And then you've always got the eggs for if, like, you decide to have the baby later on,

another one, that's what I would do. I think if money was no object, I totally agree. Totally agree. So if you're in that position, yeah, why not? freeze your eggs pick a girl or a boy why the fuck not that might not be realistic it might be if it isn't then and you're in the real world with the other 90 percent of us um okay this is a really fucking tough one and it's something that i didn't have a choice because my husband left me but if i had had another um chance i am totally with you with the watching this one grow up

i really i would never have two under two it's not me it's not something i think it's fucking hard work you turn into an alcoholic or something oh my god yeah more so than I am and I think I

okay plus it won't come out like me anyway you should end up with a boy down the line anyway yeah imagine

you've paid for fucking drinks and then like you your mum and dad they sit you around the table and she goes five grand I've spent

on you being a girl I'm not literally couldn't help people think about it do you know what I'm glad we've got Jax because that's a fucking fair point

okay so there's three loads of different elements here number one worried about having a boy I can't help you there because it's one of my

biggest fears yeah the app there's an app that helps you work out because did you know that men male sperm swims very very fast and dies it dies very quick so depending where your egg is on the shoot on its way down if you're if you have sex and the eggs nearly at your vagina kind of level the sperm flies and the male sperm makes it pregnant quick it's called maybe baby the woman sperm the female sperm i'm not saying this right but it is slower but it can go and go so if the egg is very high up all the men have died by the time they get there but the woman is plodding on and gets to it there's an app called maybe baby that could help you but other thing if it's a boy i don't know what to say about this because i had to find out i love having a boy

i had to find out that thea was a girl as early as possible because i was that scared of a boy it sounds awful i probably shouldn't say it out loud but i was however i have fallen in love with ashley's little boy so fucking hell he's i couldn't let go of him he's and it's changed my mind I think boys are harder when they get to 6, 7, 8, 9 they're just irritating but girls are too they're annoying

whether you have a boy or a girl so fuck that it is what it is and I also think as weird as this sounds and as a bit of a cop out what will be

will be and I feel like whatever's meant for you is going to happen so if you have one now it's going to work out fine if you wait it's also going to work out fine

like what's meant to happen will happen and as long as you love them no I think the main thing is if you don't feel ready for a baby yet then you don't fucking have one

Being pregnant's hard. Whether he's 60, 70, whatever. If you're not ready for another baby and you want to enjoy your little one now, which is what I did, do that. Don't be pressured by anything. And if you get a boy, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what else to say. Why are you so scared of boys? I don't know. I think it's because I'm... I'm just curious. No. Men are fine. Listen, I can't talk.

I listen to girls and shows. Yeah, fuck off. I'm just asking. No, what it is, I don't know what to do I don't like football and I'm maybe stereotyping

but I don't like football I don't want to be a soccer mum I don't want to stand in the fucking rain I don't boys go in a room they climb on everything they jump on everything

they swing from every fucking light girls go in they sit with their iPads and their dollies and I know how to be a girl mum that's all it is but I

Teddy's so fucking cute and James has got boys and I do love the boys so the thing is the world from like my experience the world is changing

and kids are being brought up now in a very sort of gender neutral place so I don't so does it matter what you have anymore so I don't think it matters anymore

because they're being brought up and they're in an environment where they're going to learn that you know there isn't gender specific

clothes, toys, activities you're right to be fair her styles whatever it is so I think I'm saying I don't want to take a boy to football

what if I had a boy that doesn't like football it's all so sumptuous would you embrace if you had a little boy and he's like but I want to wear dresses mum

you know and I really want you to be that mum I just want you to be my mum and I want you to be a child you're so right there

instead of saying boy mum or girl mum you're just a mum to whatever you get which is normally a little fucking shit all a child needs is to feel safe

be accepted and be loved and just to be themselves we need Jacks in our group chat to pipe us down when I'm going I hate boys

no I do I just get it you know what I mean no you're right you're right I think the main thing here is if you're ready to have another baby

you have one and if you're not you hold off until you are at the end of the day it's your child and it's expensive and it's draining and it puts pressure

on your relationship And it puts pressure on your pelvic floor and you can often get a prolapse. And that's just where your vagina hangs out. Having children is lovely. Having children is amazing. Have loads. The best thing you'll ever do.

Anyway. Let it out, home. Okay. Has anyone got a number of a therapist? Okay, so on Nip Tuck, we want you to get your voices heard. Head over to our Instagram page. Thank you so much, Jax,

for coming in and being our guest. I'm sad that you're going. i like i'm happy there every week yeah i've actually fully enjoyed myself 100 so if you guys have got anything to tell us any dilemmas any x basically anything at all you can email us hello at nicked up pod.com you can also send us messages now via whatsapp which means we can listen to your voice notes on the show we can also play them out in future episodes anonymous or not anonymous you guys just let us know head over to this week's episode description for more information and we will be back with next episode of nick tuck next wednesday because that was a mouthful

wasn't it yeah thank you very much guys and we will see you next week