Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: My Brother Slept With My Mrs

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

The title says it all... What would you do if you caught your brother in bed with your Mrs? The girls love hearing from fellas as well, so don't be shy lads! Apparently it's a major ick when girls remove their shoes on nights out... So take note ladies!To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck bonus baby this is the podcast why are you not doing it no because i don't like it okay such a narcissist that you don't like that my voice is on at the same time as yours this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women this podcast is all about being unapologetically yourself yourself it's a movement it is just don't give a fuck just don't give a fuck and life is just

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for more information because we want to know what's been getting on your titties what's giving you the it any other bits really so basically anyway we don't give a

flying fuck right so we've been trying to get some suggestions for what to call our army are growing on me of nip tuck listeners and people who have the same share the same views as us i'm not like nothing i'm not in love with these okay so these are like our main ones that have come up from you guys and we've narrowed it down so we've got nip teas that's my favorite i think

yeah um nip tuckers i don't like that no because it reminds me of truckers mother tuckers i don't like anything with tuck in it no it reminds me of a tommy tuck or a bird do you know when i went for my phone um the other day the e lady said to me what do you do for a living so i was like i've got a podcast i always find it really embarrassing when i say it i don't yeah same um and then she was like oh my god i love podcasts like i want to do one which one is it and i just kept looking at thinking i don't want to say i don't want to tell you because embarrassed because you're not gonna like it because you just don't think she was the type and I was just looking at her thinking oh when I leave here you're gonna hear a lot of bad stuff

out of my mouth I um I met a man um who's got a uh DIY podcast oh sounds really gripping like yeah and he was asking me about mine I was like yeah it's not two different things yeah when people say what's it about what do you say i say it's girl chat that is all i say is girl chat i just kind of go this is you won't like it not for you not for you you shouldn't listen to me you won't like it it's not for you um anyway other one is susan's no because that reminds me of karen's like as like a derogatory term for like annoying women and also susan's there's another podcast where they is that do you know what people brian and susan um i'll tell you one thing though which i had not so much now but don't if you got this i got loads of dms from people

asking if we were annoyed that recently there's been a lot of duo women doing podcasts no there's room for everyone and i was like well we weren't the first either there was other duo women but there's been a few recently um just basically saying do you think they're trying to have you off do you think they're trying to copy you like oh they're doing one now and I was just like man listen there's not like there's not another podcast that goes this hard I mean you can listen to other ones but no one really hits the mark no one embarrasses themselves like us absolutely not no one's willing to ruin the lives for the listeners like we are we're in deep now we're in deep like we can't go back now I can't get a normal job now imagine someone looking at me in

an interview knowing the shit I've done I don't think we would be able to get a normal job because when people google us exactly i can't ever like you don't realize listeners to make you guys feel better about yourselves and you're embarrassing and how everything's fine i we have sold our souls for this okay girls girls girls i love you both so much i need to come to the next brunch i feel literally like you girls are my friends in one big group chat when i listen i love that love that there's a lot of us you know this is not an ick a dilemma or a slutty susan this is a Well, what is it? Recommendation.

Ah. Ah, okay. If you aren't already on it, please give Sex Life a watch on Netflix and share your thoughts. I'm interested to know what you girls think. The second season has just come out, but wow, it's nearly as raunchy as watching porn.

That's why I've been... Is that why you've been watching it? I have to shut the blinds if I watch in case the neighbours see. All right, okay. Oh, wow, okay. Did you watch the first one? Me and James were going to watch this.

Have you watched it? I've not watched it yet. Okay, I have watched both of them. Right. I'm going to show you the two main men on it, both of you. Okay. Because they're called Cooper and Brad. She's written at the end about a woman with a husband and a family,

but still attached to a very hunky ex. Yes. Say no more. Love you lots. Love Soph. Right. Now, guys, I'm showing Lucas and Lauren. The main characters.

I've got my favourite, but it might be because I know them from the programme. I'm going to start watching it. This is the first one. He's the one with the massive cock. Right, yeah. So this is Cooper. He's got a look of Tom Hardy, which is very me. Right.

Then we've got... I don't fancy anyone except Tom Hardy and Chris Brown, which is such a random mix. Right, okay. Tom Hardy is just beautiful. then we've got Brad no no

don't like Brad at all don't you think he's one bit fit oh Brad's my favourite his nose nope not one bit nope nope don't like his face I think he's not attractive

show me the other guy again right okay I like Brad's hair let me see if I can get a picture of them next to each other no his face for me he's not even attractive if you zoom in

oh my god really Ash he's not got an attractive face he's fit nah as a package he might be fit but if you zoomed in I actually Brad

Lucas is doing wanking off signs. Right, come on, Lucas. Who's your favourite? Probably the first. Yeah, me too. Show me the first a bit more in detail. Wait, I've got them next to each other. I just don't think that Brad's attractive.

He had a massive dick, so. Right, let me look. Come here. And the girl looks like our friend Gemma. I honestly don't think Brad is good looking. I think if he took his beard and hair off him, he'd be less than our friend. He's the sexy ex that she keeps going back to.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't fancy him. I wouldn't go back to him. Do you think I'd enjoy this programme? Yeah, he's fit. Who's this one the Cooper Cooper now because I tell you what I like about Cooper I like people that don't look like the small thing. He's small. Oh, he's small and Brad's about that much taller than Cooper Sorry, I've just thrown that in Right, so sex life. Oh my god. She does look like Gemma. Whoa. Who's that? That's Cooper

Christ Fuck at this Lucas the I've got a thing about bone structure Yeah, I love a bone structure no that's i've seen the beginning of this something happens in a shower yeah with his dick out i've seen the beginning of this right okay i'm gonna keep watching it guys i'm so jealous that you can start watching it from the beginning you're gonna have the best week right okay me and james are gonna start watching and it's so shit like there's bits of it where you're like is this a piss take and like um being ahead of watching it and she's um the girl in it

start seeing this new guy and the new guy is absolutely disgusting um and he's like they walk into this new york restaurant and um she's like do we not need to get the the waitress to show us to our table and he turns around her he goes i own all of this oh that would that now i've got a wide on that's the way to my heart no it was i know it was cringy and then this is Because to me, that's great. Though the acting is very questionable. I can't wait. Okay, thank you, Soph, for that.

We will definitely watch that. Please. Right, I want you to watch it next time we record. Okay. Okay, I'll watch that. And there's a big bent dick at the end. An actual bent dick? It got damaged in a car accident.

I'm not telling you anymore. What the fuck is this? Not telling you anymore. It got damaged in a car accident. This is utter shite. Right. Hi, ladies. I need your help.

Okay. we'll we'll try absolutely love the podcast you girls are hilarious and have me laughing out loud every week thank you for being my virtual best years i've recently had masseter botox to help with teeth grinding but it's left me unable to fully smile oh and a slightly uneven smile and it's also dropped one more side right i'll tell you why i can laugh because this has happened to me that's why i'm laughing because i'm devastated as i spent thousands on a beautiful smile and it's absolutely ruined is there anything i can do to make the botox wear off quicker and will i ever get my smile back properly i look constipated whenever i tried to smile so brb while i shut

myself away for the next six months waiting for it to wear off right the only way i can help you here and i know i've just laughed at you this has happened you did you know it was your top no i've done two things so what i can do here ash will tell you if there's anything you can do i will just try and help you with what's already happened so if it was i botox and it dropped there is one thing you can do electric toothbrush no did you know that that's for filler isn't it somebody a practitioner told my friend sophie every time she gets it done she gets ptosis and they told her to do that electric toothbrush on the brain i heard it you can do it on your lips anyway yeah um so if you because botox right everyone thinks botox can't go wrong can't go

wrong fucking hell mate absolutely when botox goes wrong it goes wrong and it's not like filler where you just dissolve it so botox is a bacteria which paralyzes your muscles so you can't use them so you have it in different areas and if you have too much your full muscle can drop and your face can drop like um a palsy or if you catch the wrong muscle yeah so um with the forehead botox if that goes wrong and drops you can put eye drops in you know those nafcon a ones that we used to use you can put them and they open your eyes to make it look less but for matt there's nothing you can do to speed that up so to make you feel a bit better about this and this has happened to me twice i once had because i actually am a big fan of something called a nefertiti's lift which is

botox yeah all the way around your neck on your digiballo um all on your chin and your masseters yeah and it gives a lift um and i actually am getting mine done soon because i do need that um and i had it done once and i also i'm a big fan of botox in the chin because i love the way it drops it so that you get that really nice side profile and you also don't get a cellular but i like the way it drops your chin a bit so you get a nicer kind of heart-shaped face anyway i once had it in my chin and the injector is actually a really good injector but for whatever reason went slightly more to one side than the other so what happened is it then knocked out the muscle next to my chin so whenever i'm completely not my chin out so whenever i

laughed my bottom lip fell into my mouth so i'd go and it would literally and when i smiled it went and i had to put up with this the girls at maya were crying when it happened it also once happened when i did a lip flip which i'll never do again and i couldn't so these things do happen i know it's not helpful but the funniest thing is all the girls were laughing at me at maya and then one day one of my manager at the time came in and i said something we're typing away and i turned around and she laughed and she went and i went you've had botox in your chin and it had gone wrong on her as well so these things can happen there actually isn't much that you can do um i like masseter botox on the whole as well i think it looks quite nice it slims your face

slightly gonna have to just wait it out you're gonna have to wait it out darling um if any injectors out there hear this and have any other tips let us know or if you went to somewhere that isn't amazing could you potentially go to somewhere good and see if they can even anything out a little bit for you i don't know if your injector was really good if it was a good injector then these things do happen but if it was a shit shop down the side of the road you could perhaps go to i think she said it's left me um with a slightly uneven smile it can't be i think you're over analyzing it and no one else will notice okay there you go okay we got an ick oh okay i have an ick i don't know if anyone can relate but i was seeing someone when we were texting or whatever

and I'd ask what he was up to, he'd say he was having a beer, which is a normal thing, until he sent a picture chat after a few weeks of his night in having a beer. And it was a blue Wicked. It wasn't a beer. That's a blue Wicked. It proper gave me the ick, because he'd act tipsy and say,

I wouldn't normally say stuff like this off a Wicked. Ew! That's giving 14-year-olds... I'll tell you what that's giving, tooth decay. That's giving furry teeth. Blue Tongue. Blue Tongue and furry teeth. Who wants to snog that?

Do you know what I do like, though? If you've ever had a cheeky vimpto, anyone? What's that? Nice, aren't they? Port and Blue Wicked. And something else? Blackcurrant, is it? No, is that it?

Really nice. Who the fuck discovered that? People from Rochdale. No. A cheeky vimpto. They get you fucking steaming. yeah let's make one they get you steaming

delicious really actually really nice they make your teeth the teeth are it makes your teeth absolutely firm I can't

at uni we used to have those fake wickets what were they called T T something T W

you'll know the one W K W K D no that's wicked yeah and they were they were like Smirnoff Ice

and Wicked and they were fake versions and in the student union they were £1.50 I used to drink 20-20 so you could go in fucked for a tenner 2020 did you ever drink that that was like a on the streets drinking thing well our favorite is white claw we girls you need to drink white claw okay so this has got 95

calories in a can which is not bad and it's only 4.5 percent alcohol um it's hydrating though that's the thing like there is two grams of sugar you don't get as much hangover with things like that because you've got the hydration going and if you just want a little buzz yeah because honestly sometimes i want to drink more but i get steaming we've found a wine we found a really good wine we're not talking about it yeah i've let my neighbor try it when she was on a set no another time how have you tried it yes i've been like loving it i bet you have the white is nice the white is nice um and i don't feel like i need the lemonade as much in it which is weird you're such a child um and also do you know what i actually would love to try that is giving the

wkd vibes actually that those au vodka cans are meant to be really nice i had a huge au vodka like to there don't ask how i got it a big goal well you probably know i got it big gold au vodka right up to there huge and when the car people came to my house to clean it they knocked it over smashed it didn't tell me or my mum and hid it it's just a story

for you there what yeah which car so we get the car cleaners come to the house and clean the car

on the drive yeah and he had gone in the garage to put you know to plug it in and you hadn't

even drank any of it I'd had like because it was that big you can't pour it no so you'd fill something up with it yeah I think I went to

Warehouse Project with it in a water bottle or something I like AU vodka actually I think it's really really tasty yeah

I really like it and yeah and he knocked it over and that's really a boring story that's it really have you ever done that where you've been

round to someone's house and broken something and put it back together I used to do that at my nan's house or like you know like her ornaments

I'd be like fuck and then stick it together and then I always break my mum's computer when I go to use it

so I just run off as if I've never and she goes have you found your laptop yeah it's in the drawer oh it's at your house

get everyone looking it was in the kitchen drawer like where you wouldn't put a laptop i didn't put it in there it must have been the cleaner i did not put it in there this is a funny day today we can tell we've not seen each other for a bit okay next one hi ladies i absolutely love the podcast my boyfriend's biggest dick is when girls take off their shoes when they're on a night out and get bare and go barefoot on the pavement

toes on the bare ass floor i get it i've probably mentioned this before but might have new listeners i once went on a night out to manchester i went to menagerie at the time because that was the place to be. Classy. That was the place to be. And I had these gold heels on and I was going to meet somebody that was in a soap.

Don't say it. No, actually, don't even make... No, no, no, no. No. A little bit older. I had a heartthrob once back in the day, a real heartthrob. What?

Everyone fancied it. I know, I fancied it. Anyway, went to meet him. We were good friends. We were just friends. We were glib snogged. No, we were friends. And I went to meet him with my friend.

anyway my foot my shoe broke snapped off completely so i had one heel and one foot shoe without the heel on but the shoe still happened to us all yeah so i didn't want then i went yeah hobbled and i went to what club was it i couldn't tell you i can't remember and i was at the door with one toe one toe up and he was looking at me and i was like and i just sounded it out and hobbled it and then the shoe broke so i then just had one foot on tiptoe naked foot on tiptoe and one heel on didn't think they'd notice they did and that's it really for that story as well would you take your shoes off on a night out yeah if i needed to yeah i have done it before but only like in desperate that's so dangerous it is so dangerous you could step in number one

germs obviously you are stepping in number two poo glass glass mainly yeah broken guy he's really silly but so but you listen you say that lucas have you ever worn a pair of heels for eight hours no yeah well then you'd understand that doesn't matter about the risk yes but then it That's your choice. Yes, I'm not saying it isn't, but it doesn't matter about the risk. And if you've ever worn a pair of uncomfy heels for eight hours,

you will understand why you will take the risk of glass shards. It's time to go home when it's time to take your shoes off. Yeah. Have you swapped shoes with friends before? Yeah. Isn't it funny when you're all, like, younger

and you smash and one shoe breaks so you give your mate your shoe and you don't give a fuck and one's got one shoe on, no one's asked. I once went to lost property. And took what you could. Just took someone's shoes.

That's a fucking great idea. That's a great idea. No, because girls get drunk and leave their shoes in the club. And then you can just go and swap your shoes. That's a brilliant idea unless they had like fungus

at athlete's foot. Okay, more icks. Drinking fruit juice out of a mug. Yeah. Yeah, you don't do that. Sports direct mug, uni vibes. Drinking cold milk from a mug. Just drinking a glass of cold milk

in general is disgusting. Animal behaviour. Yeah, she's put that. The next thing she's put is drinking cold milk in general. I used to drink a glass of cold milk and now, I think it was you told me something

about the hormones and the blood and now I can't do it. I'll have a little bit in my tea and that's it. I can't drink it and I won't let Thea drink a glass of milk either and she's going

why and I didn't know what to say I would like a child no I just don't like it it makes me sick so I was like no I don't get to do that

and she was like but you couldn't it's gross isn't it it's gross but then I couldn't explain why to her but I just didn't like it oh I'm very interested

that way drinking anything from a mug that isn't a hot beverage absolutely agree agree it's wrong also men singing to music

is a massive ick yeah yeah do you know what men and I don't mean men I mean men who can sing

give me the ick male singers give me the ick it makes me it's like Chris Brown oh yeah you weirdo it's fit

but that still gives me singing the whole thing or if you go to a party and someone's a good singer and they start singing singing me a man once got a guitar out

and started singing to me and we were the only people in the room and I was like can you imagine me it was like Aisling and I was like

that's so embarrassing I don't like it and to get out as quick as possible I've not got a big family, but say you went to a family party, I've been at other people's family parties and there's a young girl,

she's like 18, and she's a good singer and they go, oh my God, such and such, sing, sing, and they stand up and they go, amazing grace.

That's such an American thing to do, And the mum and the aunties are going, I don't know why I sang that. No, I mean. And the mum and the aunties are going, she's amazing. And I think, sit down.

Show your gymnastics, Sharon. Yeah. Do you know what? My niece, I'm going to kill her for this. She's going to kill me for this. She's now like, like a bit younger than me

but when she was seven she would come to the house and dance around the fucking house and you'd go Jade where are you and she'd be doing this

and I used to think you fucking cringe bastard sit down I hated it and she'd flick her leg as high as she could in the air she'd do like a kick

in the air and I'd just look at her I'd just listen I can get my leg really high let me tell you but I just wouldn't do it and it makes me cringe

when I dropped her off at dancing and the kids would dance popping body popping to each other it makes me fucking cringe anything like that any any form of singing in a small environment makes me very uncomfortable okay right we'll be back after the break triggered someone pulled lauren's tail shall i have another roundy yeah we've got cabris roundies here i don't know you buy the weirdest

stuff but i'm not complaining as long as i have to buy it it's not my money my bank the money's coming out who's bought an easter egg i bought it for lucas you didn't get one anyway we'll be back after the break with your diners welcome back welcome back welcome back are you a loyal listener of nip talk are you are you are you really do you say you are but you just listen to us you don't want to help us do you we need do you set an alarm on a wednesday and friday yeah this isn't a ransom lucas just said if you listen you should be reviewing and why are you not telling your nearest and dearest about us as well what we want you to do is to share this episode on whatsapp to your friends any family that it's

appropriate to do so with your beauty therapist personally because your lashes i don't care your ex your ex's ex the girl that you're stalking on instagram that you do on a fake account i'm not asked send it and share it okay we all know everyone stalks people that block you on insta and stuff like that they're just watching on another account aren't they someone's pulled my tail again okay right let's go listen this dilemma ash you listen i feel i've said too much hi girls i want to start off by saying i love the podcast it has made me learn so much about oh it's a man it's a man positive femininity oh is that what we are positive femininity love that i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me with my brother what should i do many thanks james

james i did it once it was once it was once no oh james darling that's shit that's really shit shag her sister no um fuck her off and fuck him off fuck them both off and go and live your best life if you can have maybe a sabbatical off work i'd recommend maybe traveling yeah this is a big one what would you girls do in that kitchen in that situation yeah i'd go traveling i'd fuck off What would you do if your sibling, your brother... If I never speak to them again? Yeah, never. No, no.

Okay, I say never, but you know I'm the softest bitch and I don't get angry for that long. I cannot hold a grudge. Some of the guys who've treated me badly, if they came to me now and was like, look, I'd be like, okay, it's fine, let's forget it. You'd need to know more about the situation because do you know what?

What if they fell in love? What do you think? No. I mean, I know, I'm a bit soft. Frank, right, okay, so let's say I haven't got... My brothers are, like, well old. they're not going to be shagging any

what if Frankie not going to be shagging James what if Frankie slept with Ed no that's that is completely inexcusable there's no way

around that so what would you do I would go like I said well I've got kids so it's different no you can't what would you do

to her and him nothing I'd completely cut them out of my life done what about your mum and dad I'd just say would you want your mum

and dad to still speak to her they'd have to it's their child yeah I'd just say like don't let me be in the house when she's there

Frankie's such a slut I actually feel like she's slept with Ed I've got it in my head now like she has Lucas what would you do? I'd tell my parents and I'd probably do

something like I'd probably like do something horrible I'd probably smash his car up yeah no nothing good is going to ever

come out of that you shouldn't do those things he's not condoning it but let's be we're being honest here yeah you'd need to go on some kind of

a rampage but just because someone's your brother doesn't mean anything really other than you were brought up together so i you know like when people say about blood like no listen that your brother and sister yes you share the same blood the reason you're so close is because you've been brought up together so it's the same as being a good friend the fact that they're actual blood or family to me if you don't get on doesn't mean you should get on there's people that don't get on with their siblings because we need context like they might be blood but that doesn't mean you're gonna get on with them like personalities no i get that so if he's a twat then he's a twat and

if he wasn't well he clearly is a twat well he is a twat if he was just your friend then you'd fuck him off so just because he's your brother i don't see the difference here at all other than you have been brought up together since you were born there's no i'm hoping that you don't have kids ah it doesn't sound like it to me this is just horrific do you know i used to go out with a guy and his uh he this was like when i was like i don't want to say how old i was because i don't know it was and when i was at the house he lived with his mom when i was at the house um his brother would text me from the other room knowing i was in bed with said guy and he would just make like jokes like see you on your next nip to the toilet haha yeah and he was feeling out for you to be

like to be like come on then and you know was he fit the brother absolutely vile but there was a small part of me that had a slight fantasy of just nipping into the oh lauren the guy was always cheating on me like whatever but um yeah i'm gonna be honest there was a slight part of it i thought what if i just nipped in there now that's raunchy isn't it have you ever done anything really bad like that no i actually haven't no i've not either i've never cheated on anyone i actually haven't i actually haven't and there's nothing wrong with it like people fucking do stuff and change i just happen to have not haven't um so yeah she's very quiet oh guys guys guys can i tell my story or not right okay so let me get my phone out guys

okay so i just want to tell you now the girl that it is wanted me to warp a voice on the voice note so i'm just not going to play them out i'm just going to tell you what happened i've got a chat up here on the 3rd of december at quarter to 10 in the morning i received a message a voice note from a girl two one minute voice notes they were in my request to happen to listen to them and she was like hi lauren i don't know what to do i've just found out that my boyfriend basically long story short has effectively been cheating on me I don't know what to do please help me I need some inspiration now like I say we get so many messages but I had to reply to this particular one because I'd heard it then and I thought it's going to take me 30 seconds to give her some advice

I'm going to do it now normally I can't reply to everyone but I thought I'm going to do it this could help her so I sent her a voice note back and I just said basically fuck him off everything happens for a reason you clearly weren't meant to be together blah blah and this was back in December she replied straight away saying thank you so much I'm going to take all your advice I'm going to try and cheer myself up like this is what I'm going to do

then on the 14th of December she sent me another message basically saying I've taken the plunge it's all been really really stressful that was two weeks after two weeks after she said it's taken all my willpower and strength

but I've told him I'm leaving and I've made my decision I'm so proud of myself I'm really scared we've got a lot of things to sort out the house the dogs there's so much to sort out

anyway but I just wanted to say that without Nip Tuck I honestly don't think I would have left him because I wouldn't have had the strength but your advice that you gave me on that voice note and the advice from people on um your pod and people's stories have stuck with me about not staying with someone for the sake of it and being

brave can't thank you enough it's going to be a really shit few months but this time next year i'll be so much happier so that was in december okay yeah and anyway i got a voice note from her um yesterday wednesday and i can't play it but basically it said i did it i left him i've bought my own home i've met someone who treats me like an absolute queen that i never thought i would ever meet because i thought she thought the one before was the one they were together for like years and years she didn't want to leave him she was scared it's now only what april and she messaged me saying she's met someone and it's totally different with this guy treats her amazing she bought the other guy out of the house so she now owns her own home she's never been happier

stunning and she just said thank you because if i hadn't replied to her that day she might not i've had the courage to go and do that so what the point of this is if you are in this position just look at these stories if you're not happy in whatever you're doing make a change don't just live unhappy because look at all these positive stories where people have come out of the other side you can escape you can escape girls okay that's it really and also yay for me for using my time to help someone's life what a fucking saint i am somebody saint me knighthood me not quite yet right okay a knighthood knighthood me i can't even get a blue tick no get a fucking knighthood okay guys lovely to speak to you have a nice weekend have oh god it's easter weekend

is it i hope you're right i don't know is it is it it's easter weekend is it oh my god it's going out friday girls can i just say easter weekend is the oh my god when you haven't got kids i mean when you've got kids it's supposed to also be amazing and wholesome but what a good weekend you can get fucked from Friday right through

to Monday go and pour yourself a nice glass party enjoy yourself have fun and party because once you've got children it's all fucking over

so go I've got all four of them this weekend don't feel bad don't feel bad enjoy it go on a bender go on a bender

I'm doing easter egg hunts visits to this that and the other I've had to make these fucking baskets yeah just if you've not got children and this is your one shot enjoy your life right now

because once it's gone it's gone bye bye Shoot for the stars, baby. Shoot for the stars. And if you... Shoot for the stars. And if it goes...

What is that? Goodbye.