Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Opening Pandoras Box

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

If you're a regular listener, by now you will know that Ashley's a big fan of a pegging story, but what do you do if your fella likes it so much, they start to do it themselves?  Who is to blame for opening Pandoras Box?To sign up for Patreon for full video episodes every week and more exclusive content, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys hi! It is your virtual podcast besties Lauren and Ashley and we're here to brighten up your shitty day. Here we are. Did someone order? Hello. Did someone order a middle-aged the overweight porn thing because here we are i'm sad hi guys welcome to nip talk not giving a fuck this is the bonus episodes this is your friday episode babes you made it to friday it's a friday um if you've got children actually that's almost worse because that means you've now got to spend two days with them it's been half term anyway so the whole thing's a shit it's an excuse to drink wine from the morning to the evening anyway this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational men and women and it's about being unapologetically

yourself can i start with a story please i um i i need to tell you why are you pointing your finger at me because it's about fingering right okay we'll we'll start let's break the ice guys let's all get to know each other so um i can't say where this story has come from but um someone was saying how they don't drink anymore like fully have been sober for three years not when people say they're sober and they're absolutely fucking not but this has a you instagram liars yeah yeah you see them i think what's that about anyway um this guy had been sober like fully for three years and um he is the same age as us i think or a little bit older and when we asked why do i know him no he said that he went on a family holiday with his girlfriend's family

to marbella and just like a standard like pool day then you know back to the villa blah blah blah yeah he said he got absolutely smashed and he can't remember anything and he got him to bed with his mother-in-law and tried to finger her and from that day he's been sober and he's still with the girl i know um through a friend of a friend um a similar story of a woman that no longer drinks if anyone's got any more of these yeah these are good and she fully again absolutely no one drinks because she had whenever she had a drink she would take her clothes off and pass that out and one particular night she went out into the the estate and it's a state you know the new builds yeah i called it like naked to put the bins out because she'd convinced herself it

was time to put the bins out she had no clothes on and it was caught on one of the neighbor's ring doorbells of her completely nude putting out the bins and somebody put it in the group facebook chat that's mean mean with her little bottom out so she never drank again there you go she put the bins out naked wonder what our story's gonna be what finishes us off yeah yeah i'm not ready yet right guys guys guys on nip tuck we want to get you voiced we tell you our stories you tell us your stories you can email us at hello at nip tuck pod.com and you can send your itchy dilemmas your stories why you stopped drinking why your mum maybe stopped drinking head to this episode's description for more info um just everything really your questions whatever

you want to know because we don't give a fuck do we i've got speaking of listener messages lauren here's one okay hi girls just listening to this week's pod i have to comment about the dilemma telling your boyfriend that you've already shagged if anyone missed this it was you should have listened you can go back and listen but it was a dilemma that a man had made friends with a new guy and she'd already shagged him didn't know what to tell him exactly this lady says you absolutely have to tell him i had this exact same situation and i didn't tell him and he found out from the guy it was so much worse as it made me look really shady he found out from the guy billy big bollocks type who delivered it in a very very bad way something along the lines of

your bird i fucked her great tits on her oh at least he said good tits not bad all that i would have taken from that being the self-obsessed person i am is the great tits i would have just been buzzing about that right now this is quite interesting and i'm going to see if anyone's opinion changes so based on the dilemma last week this has just come in girls you won't believe this okay so i was listening to the pod last week in the car with my boyfriend it's his guilty pleasure anyway the dilemma of the girl saying she'd slept with a boyfriend's new mate before they'd met and she didn't know whether to tell him it came on my boyfriend went really sheepish afterwards he was just on the edge so later on he told me something oh god sorry guys

he has slept with a girl in my friendship group i don't i wouldn't want to know i've been with him for four years and she's been in my friendship group for like a year now they had sex twice before he met me he never told me but after listening to lauren's rant about it he felt awful and felt like he should tell me now i don't know what the fuck to do neither of them told me I feel stupid at the amount of times I've spoken to her about shagging him or anything even about him. And she knows what his knob's like. Exactly. This was my point. Any times we've all been out together and I had no idea that they'd been together, I feel so stupid. I get they did nothing wrong. It was before we'd even met, but I still now feel stupid and sick. I just wish I'd

known from day one and then I could have at least been part of it. Or do I wish I'd never found out now honestly i'm in the weirdest position do i stay friends with her now help i just don't please don't tell me anything i don't want to know because then i won't like you then you won't but so now it's flipped on its head what do you think now about the telling her because if she'd have she's saying she wished she'd have known from day one stop saying too much i just think i just think if she'd have no you're all talking too much right okay but now listen to this what does she do about her friendship now with this girl now that's why you don't say things it's why we all have these fucking secrets but so do you think she can carry on being friends with this girl no i couldn't

but but imagine right they've been even though she's done nothing wrong and what would you the guy the guy she has to stay with the boyfriend he's done fucking nothing wrong here men will shag anything yeah like just remember that they're really not asked are they so it's interesting though when you flip it on its head how it is to be the other person so i'm really sorry that we caused that slight problem in your relationship there but interesting also we got a quick one about things to wipe your fanny on what so do you remember how we were talking about when you have to wipe your fanny on random stuff and i did it on like on a face towel yeah and i've done it on a sock a lady here says i once used a 20 pound note whilst on a night out as there wasn't any paper

10 minutes later i use the same 20 pounds to pay for my pizza in a local kebab shop that's why i always say wash your hands after touching money absolutely because as well think of all of the 20 pound notes that have been used to drugs cocaine off um hookers assholes that is really true oh my god speaking of you know what i'm gonna say what did you do this weekend when that that man that you tagged me in that fit man that gets in the bath no i'm honestly the comments i was reading the comments so basically it was it was this video of this man doing an ice bath oh he was so fit um we'll send it you lucas because it was hours of fun the comments section and it was like did you know that doing an ice bath increases your level of dopamine by five thousand

percent or something the same as when you do cocaine yeah and then like i don't know why i just was like i'm gonna read the comments and it was something like but when you get in an ice bath the strippers break and then it was like i'd have to do cocaine to do an ice bath the summer i mean the one what does it say but yeah it's something like but can you but can you sniff an ice bath off a cocaine off a stripper's ass honestly and everyone is just absolutely rinsing in it's really and someone's putting back how about you do cocaine in the ice bath that just reminded me um anyway we've had a follow-up from the pegging so i'll tell you how this came about this girl actually messaged my private insta now i don't reply that much

anymore because i physically can't now but this particular pick me up i'm replied to everyone i know i did used to but i can't now so this one literally just caught my eye and she was like i've got a story and i was like tell us she's even sent me in fact you read it out because i'm gonna get the picture up that she sent me it was something he never wanted to do when he was sober it was always a drunk thing pegging we had been together 16 years so we thought why the fuck not girl why the fuck that is a long time i love that for you he fucking loved it he'd be on all fours or laying on his back holding his little legs in the air while i pegged him not for me i just would love that you you're gonna know the day i've done the pegging because i'm gonna walk in glowing

biggest smile on your face like i will be radiating massive cock energy i always knew when i'd had enough when i could smell poo and that was way too much for me one evening when i worked late we got into bed i was pretty forward with wanting to have sex he gave me the whole i'm tired story which was very weird anyway the next morning i was cleaning the downstairs toilet and noticed something in the toilet i grabbed the fork disposed of afterwards and pulled out a set of anal beads out of the toilet why did he flush i then understand why he was tired the night before he had obviously had his own way with himself and his bottom while i was working now i'm worried do you think he's gay they're not together anymore anyway and she sent me a picture of the strap on

i can't bloody find it on the phone is it massive massive she said that it would hurt her own vagina to have it it was like a big purple strap but she sent me a picture of it um and she said she said he's a horrible person they're not together and he is awful like really horrible yeah i think he's giving gay what do we think gay boy we mean this in the most endearing way yeah i know you mean it well um it's it's hard to because if in the end if a girl suggests pegging right and then the guy likes it you can't then be annoyed at them yeah you can't like we're gaslighting them um i don't know i feel like if they were gay they would go out and get dick lukey but it's not the beginning stage he's using anal bees on his own yeah because once

look if a girl wants to open pandora's box right don't then get annoyed look once you once you go bum you never go back as we know for many years i dated women right and then pandora's box got opened and that's it now so um another thing me and lukey actually discussed really quickly is you should clean your bottom before bum fun so if you are going to do the pegging you need to do shit and a friend of mine that's not sat that far away told me something about a luke is a bottle so i'll tell you really quickly if you're going to have bum fun obviously i would i would never do it unless i cleaned the easiest way it's not like it's a lucas aid sports bottle with that flip cap fill it with water yeah they're very powerful aren't they squeeze it slowly because

you don't want too much air in and then let it out in the toilet do that three or four times good to go and that's good for girls that are going to do anal as well so you know what i would do much more anal if i wasn't scared to death and supposedly don't eat the day before only um jelly sweet there's absolutely bottoms breakfast is ice cubes oh it's a joke honestly the only thing that would put me off anal if it means i can't eat then i'm not doing it i just i've never done it i'm never going to do it if i did it but you do you guys you do you and clean your bum with a lucas aid sport bottle make sure there's water in it not lucas aid sport if you are interested in collabing you can get in touch with our agents anyway next one hi queens i listen to your podcast

every week they make my friday evening drives after work to my boyfriend so much fun and the amount of things i buy after the podcast is a secret i have to hide from the fella my question to you girls is for skim i suffer so badly with shaving rashes the amount of times i change my razors don't know what to do i've had wax before and never again the pain i have sensitive skin could you girls offer me the basking hacks okay so basically what she's saying is and it's so weird i did a q a yesterday and someone asked the same question um about shaving brushes the amelia rate stuff that we've got is brilliant for anything to do with like that follicle follicle the chicken skin type stuff and they have in their range lauren you absolutely must try it it is a part

of my shaving routine the exfoliator yes and it's got a tiny bit of grin but not too much and then also they do an exfoliating mitt so what i would recommend is before shaving exfoliate that's the key to ingrown hairs and it sounds like what's happening the rash it's the follicles getting kind of have a break for a bit as well don't keep shaving over the rash yeah and maybe if it is really really bad i would get a topical steroid personally i would save up laser hair removal and then you don't have to shave as much and when you do shave because i've had mine done what six times seven times i still shave a little bit but it's just but it's baby hair it's coming doing really well now yeah and you don't get that rash you do not get that rash and you don't get you know

the razor goes dolphin skin isn't it yeah but i watched a tiktok recently and it was like literally the best way to shave i did not know this my life has changed get a fresh disposable and you go down first i do on my pubes yeah and i never knew that if you go down first it chops them off first and then you go up for the smooth yeah i do that never knew that so she said these are the tricks you go down first then you um rinse and you go up the eos shave balm is fantastic the johnson's baby oil in the gel for after you've shaved you put that on also she said where before you shave get in as hot as possible shower to open your follicles and your follicles so you can get a closer shave and another tip that lauren and i always say is like you know

you go down to your boyfriends on a friday pack your razor do it just shave as soon as you get there or you're going on holiday you're going on a weekend girls trip just literally do your tan honk your way there and then shower when you get there and if you can get laser hair i i would i would recommend if you can afford it it's become a lot more affordable actually the laser hair now hasn't it right guys we're going into the break now but hold tight because we'll be right back with some more dilemmas okay guys so i have got a dilemma here that one of my followers she's asked to be totally anonymous always i really really feel her here so basically i'll cut the long story

short for you years ago she was in a relationship with this absolute fuck boy who gave her genital herpes okay and she said that she knows like what triggers it now and she knows how to keep the herpes under control she said mentally she really really suffered for years after she had that first outbreak and stuff and she felt like oh my god i've got this thing i've got this thing and no one else has it but she's on some forums and stuff like that and she said a lot of people have it and live with it anyway she like i said she knows what gives her the outbreak like she said late nights and certain foods alcohol yes she said stuff like that because it's like cold sauce isn't it so i get i get cold sauce so i understand i'll know when i've when you're gonna

get it yeah so then she also said she has taken these tablets and it's like something yeah and something to do with basically it's like undetectable now in her system she's not had an outbreak for years she said because that's really rare to find that yeah look do you know what we could do with finding out what that is what that tablet is i know well i think it might be that a cycle a cycle there is just to stop the actual thing when it flares up but they are doing tests for and i know this because of lip blush and cold sores yeah they are doing tests where they are trying to find something that takes out your system maybe it's something to do with let's find out she said she'd like paid private doctors and she said it's really impacted her life anyway

long story short she's met a guy that she's ready to sleep with she's been that traumatized she's not slept with anyone and she said does she need to tell him wow this is difficult i don't i don't think so are we giving really bad advice potentially i feel like that might be illegal to not tell someone so with herpes so the reason i know quite a bit about this is three three of my close friends not that close so let's not all start looking at my friends but three of my no good three good friends throughout the years of my life um i've got one friend that's got has got genital herpes um and it is so common and the way we need to start thinking about this is a cold sore in another area none of us are embarrassed about cold sores are we like we were just like i

got a cold sore nobody looks at you like you've got the it's the same but it's basically a cold sore on your vagina some people just get little flare-ups now and again and they'll get like a cold sore type sore somewhere where do you get it like on your lips you can get it on your lips on your inside on your end you can get it anywhere isn't it really painful and well i think it's like a cold sore on the area you can have really bad flare-ups or you can have tiny ones the longer it goes on for the less the flare-ups are your first one's the worst right so some of my friends have told partners and some haven't i've got like a mixture of both couldn't you just avoid sex so this is what i would say you can only transfer it when you've got a flare-up so if

you've got it's like kissing somebody with a cold shot if it's active then it can so i don't want to give the wrong advice but i want to be realistic here um i think she probably for some time could go on with having sex with him whenever there's not a flare-up yeah however if it's going to be a long-term relationship but she doesn't know that she doesn't know that yet so i don't know if i'd be shouting off the rooftops given that it's something that you can only give when it's active so if you have researched the legal side of things yeah yeah check that we don't know i'm thinking just morally for myself i think that if there wasn't a flare-up so therefore they can't catch it i don't know if she needs to be telling telling um and if they do get into a relationship

and it is going to be something that there will be flare-ups then yeah of course she's going to to remember when we talked a few like ages ago back where there was a statistic out that genital warts is more common than chlamydia now yeah and that again is like it's smart and it's and as well you get like a you get such a bad whereas chlamydia people aren't that fussed about it like it doesn't seem like i feel like yeah whereas there's certain stigma around the warts and the herpes yeah but it is girls anonymous have obviously please write in if you have it did you tell them did you not

how do you manage it does anyone know a way that you can completely get rid of it from your system because it's a nerve ending thing so it lies dormant in your system and it comes up when something flares it up

she sounds like she's got it really under control oh and I hope it's not like she's lost some of her best years to that twat that's given her that I know

I know but yeah that's why you should always stay safe girls yes and the whole cheating stuff like that's not good it's not nice is it

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