Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Private Plates, Porn & Pop Socks
Episode Date: April 28, 2023Once again the girls are joined in the studio by their friend Poppy Bayliss. The three girls delve into your icks, dilemmas and of course stories that haunt you, which results in the girls sharing ma...ybe a little too much about what they got up to back in the days behind closed doors.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comYou can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on +447457402965 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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hello and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck bonus baby this is the podcast where we celebrate
being positive aspirational women and this is all about being unapologetically yourself which
is why poppy's here with us still hey we wanted to keep her here because i just feel like you're
all gonna adore her i know you're just gonna love her so she's staying with us and she's told us
some secrets and shit
so we're going to keep
her on.
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We really want to know
what's getting on your
tits, what's giving you
the ick any other bits questions basically no darling questions embarrassing stories
basically but we don't give a fuck we don't give a fuck right sorry
ew oh it's all right when you've got a snotty oh my god i need to say something i was ill last
week and i posted that i was ill and everyone was like you're so chill never ill i had a water
I was so ill
it was a water infection
it doesn't count
it had nothing to do
with washing hands
oh they're horrible
I was so ill
I had to wee myself
in the car
did you buy those
tablets
did I fuck
just rolled it out
like a G
I pissed myself
I had to get a towel
I was at work
doing my lip blush
and I was like
it got worse and worse
and I said
Sophie I'm going to
have to leave now
bladder infection
is probably the worst
I ran and got a towel
out of Danielle's
facial room
I ran and got a facial towel
I sent her a video
of piss on it
put it in between my legs
got in the car
and I pissed myself
all the way home
because I get them that bad
anyway i'm fine now okay so we've got a message here i actually can't see properly because of
these contact lenses really good advert for them i hope they're not paying really long boring story
anyway hi guys i started listening to your podcast last week and i have been binging ever since you
honestly make me laugh so much love that thank you we love a binge listen i have an embarrassing
story for you a few years ago i met this guy on tinder he was amazing and we really hit it off
on the first date
look at her
so
on the second date
he really wanted
to impress me
and he took me
on a holiday
abroad
for the weekend
oh we love that
he's giving
big dick energy
big
dangly dick
and he's gonna get it
he's gonna get it
he's getting it
he's getting the post
all subject
to the OTP
anyway
everything
was going
really well
but
on the second day
I took my period
does that mean
I came on my period
I feel like she's Irish
On the second day
I took my period
It was all fine
I popped a tampon in
And didn't let it
Get me down
Oh no
Later on
We were sitting by the pool
Having a drink
Playing cards
And being really flirty
Who plays cards?
Oh that's quite cute
I play cards
Uno cards
Love it
She makes me
He looked down
At my leg
And suddenly said
Oh there's something
Stuck to your thigh
Before I knew
What he was doing
He reached
out and to my horror grabbed
onto my tampon string
and pulled it
thinking that it was a thread
off my towel. Fuck.
I was obviously caught off guard
and almost slid down the sun
laundry towards him. He was absolutely
horrified when he realised
what he'd done and he
apologised and we never discussed
it again for a long
time. We laugh about it now
though and we're actually getting married
next year. Congratulations.
I just hope he doesn't
add this to the story
in his speech
he definitely will
so
if that happens to me
I get finished
she's getting married
so you put
how awful is it
that feeling though
when you get the tug
the internal tug
she'll be like
oh my god
someone else has written in
and they put
so can we talk about wedgies
and normalising
undoing them
even when we're out
and about
I don't care
I was at Reformer Pilates
the other day
and I had a front wedgie
there are the lips
it hurts
and yeah
I had to get it out
and my sister
called me out
and she was like
why are your hands
down your pants
I was like
no I'm
I will literally
wherever I am
when a thong like
gives you a burn
my eye had a crack burn
yes
oh my god
yeah the other week
it burnt my like
skin off on my crack
yeah
you know like
when a thong's like
rubbing or like
a bodysuit's like
chafing in a bum crack
it takes the skin off
like a carpet burn
on your whole
honestly I had that
the other week
and James had to put
cream on
it was like a full on
like it was a mess
it was like nappy rash
oh my god
Right, you read this one out, Lauren.
All right, then.
Hi, girls.
Hey.
So glad I found the podcast.
So refreshing to hear you talking about normal things.
You're both so funny, too.
It almost feels like I'm chatting with my pals.
You are.
I've gained four stone after having two kids in two years.
Ooh, why did you do that?
The kids, not the weight.
I've started the gym to get back to a comfortable weight
so I can feel like myself again.
Oh, babes, I know what's coming.
I'm worried about loose skin on my tummy.
Oh, what the fuck are this one?
As it's already a bit wrinkly around my belly button,
What things can you recommend for when I've lost weight
to ensure my skin looks its best?
I want to avoid a tummy tuck.
Right.
Right, let's tell her the truth.
You're going to need a tummy tuck.
Nothing's going to work, mate.
It's likely after having two kids back to back.
And she's already got wrinkly stomach skin.
Let's tell her the truth because...
Nothing is as good as a tummy tuck.
But if some people don't want to have surgery...
Yeah, no, that's fine.
But I don't think anything else works.
She needs to be taking collagen supplements.
Absolutely, yeah.
Type 1, 2 and 3.
you need to be drinking water every day so when i worked at the private hospital um we used to do
loads of bariatric surgery you know when people have like um weight loss surgery okay yeah yeah
okay and one of the things that they had to do was drink loads of water because it tightens your
skin up when you're dramatically losing weight i guess it really oh my god i need to do loads of
water because it actually for some reason balances out like what you lose yeah exactly okay um other
treatments that you can do on tummy um to tighten it up needling with the radio frequency device so
you've got morpheus secret rf um what's that other one cell phone um cell phone's meant to be quite
good yeah what um it's hurt me oh it hurts i cried i could do it again where did you have it on your
face yeah chin like all this no i was did you know i need to show you the videos yeah i was
mum for an hour we put extra oh what a baby and i literally was crying it is painful you don't
think that's painful yes but i'm i'm hard i'm i'm so hard like honestly you are made of steel
um right my opinion this i agree with ash there's loads of things that you can do that will help
it however and and i know this firsthand i've done i've been very lucky after i had thea but
I do have looser skin
absolutely
and it's getting worse
absolutely it's getting worse
as I'm getting older
it's not horrific
but yeah I can pull
chunks of skin off
my belly button
like my belly button
is upside down
like look
it's the skin
look
it's really not that bad
no but
I get it
no but Poppy
your skin's so thick
yeah
this is the difference right
watch the stretch on mine
you won't be able to do that
nah you can't
not properly
yeah look
look there
here we are
oh no
here you are
look at that
yeah right yeah right so and this is from having children or losing weight and it happens and i'm
going to be totally honest with you in my opinion don't waste i'm going to be i don't think you
should waste you i don't think anything works i have not tried anything yet that has tightened
the skin on my stomach to a level that i am happy with i think when it happens the only way around
it and i don't even like tummy tucks that much no but that girl that we had the other week on
she'd had a tummy tuck and it was really and i have seen some decent ones but what i would say
to is this whenever you're thinking about any surgery and especially a tummy tuck you need to
be that unhappy with what you've got now that you are going to be happy with the alternative of a
tummy tuck because i don't have the scars and it looks quite pulled so you would have to be like
do you know what i hate my stomach and it's that bad that anything is better and in that case i
think tummy tucks are amazing if you're like me and you're like fuck's sake when i'm naked i'm
sat on the toilet yeah but wrinkly skin it's like i'll be honest with you there's not much you can
do about it and it's a real shitter do not have another kid after you've had the tummy tuck so if
you're gonna have another baby wait absolutely don't touch anything it sounds like you're really
up for it you've had two in two years so maybe whatever but yeah um i if i do anything do you
know what i'm think's really interesting reverse tummy tucks yeah what's that so under your boobs
so instead of so basically right so you know how you can pull your skin down i don't need it there
where i need it there as well higher i've got more skin here and what they do is they make an incision
I've already got scars there from my mastopexy from the lift
and they lift your tummy up
and that's really common
I would consider that after another baby
but I'm not doing it yet in case I have another child
which after this weekend of having them all
is highly unlikely
I've got my IVF phone call tonight
because my blood test has come back
oh my god so are you going to find out
because we need to talk about this probably on the next one
but they're going to tell you
and I don't think it's good news
because I was like can you just send me the results
and they were like no who wants to see
Yeah, but if you're paying for a service,
they wouldn't just send you the results, would they?
True, true, true. I agree.
Think positive, you never know.
And you've already got two, so we're going to get,
if you want a third, we can make that.
Do you want another one?
I don't know, I think it's having that taken away from you,
like, makes you like, do you know what I mean?
So if you feel like this now,
you can understand what people like Poppy's saying
of a certain age when you're an age where you're thinking,
am I ever going to, what the fuck?
Like, am I going to find it?
Because you need a man to have a baby.
My mum's literally just like,
shag anyone and give me a grand kiss.
No, I honestly, my mum, right?
So before I met James, we talked about all different things
and she was like, I want another baby.
And I was like, I don't know, mum, I can't give it to you right now.
I was loads of men, but, you know, none of them are going to be the dad.
None of them are baby daddy.
There's options.
There's options, but none of them are baby daddy.
And she was like, well, I said, if you want, I'll get a sperm donor.
And I said it as a joke.
And she went, well, yes.
I said, but I can't.
She went, you raised the first child on your own.
And I went, true.
And she said, I'd help.
And I thought, yes.
I was like, mum, you're being serious.
It's actually easier to get a sperm donut
because you don't want baby daddy's shoes.
They're annoying as fuck.
Yeah, but I also earn money off my body.
So if I can have a child.
Yeah.
If you have a child.
But also, there's room for pregnancy plus size modelling.
For nine months.
I'm going to ruin it.
Do people even model pregnant?
Or do they put a fake body?
Yeah, they do.
Our friend Sophie Danvers does.
She does.
Anne Somers use pregnancy models and stuff.
Does Anne Somers want two really foul-mouthed women?
They would love you.
To promote some form of sex thing.
I love Anselmas.
Ash, actually, Ash.
Me too.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, listen.
What's your favourite vibrator?
Clit sucker.
Yeah, obviously the clit sucker,
but do you not find it a bit intense?
I love it, though.
Yeah.
It's quick, easy.
No, but have you thought...
I'm about to change everyone's life.
And I will...
Poppy, that gel we got, Ash,
I've used it twice now.
I don't think I ever not want to.
I had an orgasm.
I am not lying.
Off the gel?
what's this gel
mate I swear
we'll get you some
so I don't like
vibrators
pop it
pop it
I don't like vibrators
I don't like
I'm just not into it
like I do it myself
I just don't need it
so anyway this gel
you put it on
it's by the people
who made Viagra
they made Viagra
or something
I put it on
20 minutes before
I had it
all around the vulva
vulva
when I sent you
that voice note
I said vulva to James
and he was like
vulva show me
what your vulva is
I was like
what you don't know
so I messaged Ash
and I was like
men don't know
what a vulva is
it's your full area
I put it over the full area
and then we
I plastered it on
I plastered it on
I took a good handful
and I slapped it on
and then about
20 minutes later
you begin
I had an orgasm
and it doesn't take me long anyway
but
two minutes
from head or from
from fingering
we'll get the name of it
to you all now
and then I had a
no
and then when I was done
I thought I can go again
I had another
within the minute
and it's happened
it's happened twice now
I've used the gel twice
I'm not gonna
I'll send it you
but I'm gonna wait
because we need to contact
this company because i i need to speak to them because this is going to go off it's fucking
insane and i don't say i tried a tiny bit of it but i put it like more like inside no you plaster
it on your clit oh i didn't read the instructions but i'm gonna go i know what i'm doing
i had a multiple orgasm one after the other and as a woman that's not easy to and i've used it
twice it's not a fluke even james was like what is this stuff what's your favorite vibrators uh
The clit-sucky mini one, the Lello one.
It's the Lily Allen one that Anne Somers sell.
Yes, I know the red one.
Yeah, it's like red and orange.
And no, we've got a few clit-sucker ones,
but the one that I squirted off was that Lello one,
which you put inside and then it's got the clit-sucker on the outside.
Yes, it's...
Oh!
The lilac one.
I was like, my head fell!
But I think it's because the bit that goes inside
I must press on something.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what you meant to do.
And I was like, no.
I've not got that one I need to get in.
No, it was intense.
I wasn't myself for a few days.
It was.
Do you know what it is, though?
When I told my dad that I was modeling for Anna Summers,
he was like, what, so you're going to be holding all the dildos?
And I was like, no, like, an underwear.
And he was like, all right, all right.
They're two really nice things.
I was going to be stood there
like big black dildos.
Wiggling the rope.
They do really nice swimwear.
They do.
No, they do.
I just went to South Africa with them
and shot.
Yeah, she did.
What the fuck?
And it was amazing.
Imagine getting to do that.
We've been to South Africa together.
We came home in the boot of a taxi together.
Lauren shagged someone on the boot.
Okay, okay.
No, no.
How old were we?
22?
You were with Ed.
You and Ed were splitting up.
I'm sure you were.
We were.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
I know.
She had these salads.
but yeah
South Africa
looks insane
the swimwear
so did you do the swimwear
I saw you did underwear
so we did 12
they're called stories
so they're not campaigns
but it's basically
different windows
different collections
so we did 12 of them
it looks
so we shot with like
this girl that shot
for Vogue
or Kate
and then a girl
who shot
sorry a guy
Ben
who shot
Victoria's Secret
and
the narcissist in me now
is literally like
yeah
and like he shot
Justin Bieber and everything
and I was like
oh my god
it's just sick
what's your goal Poppy
what's that
have you got like
because Anne Summers is big
like what have you got
like a I would love to
or are you just seeing
how it goes
I mean I didn't even think
I'd be doing this anyway
so I think for me
I just want to
everything to happen
authentically
I just want to represent
like a normal sized woman
who loves herself
and do you like
the underwear modelling
I prefer that
I'd rather be naked
like I did the catwalk
for Opoly
that's so well done
no no no
and I would rather
have been naked
taking a photo
in front of a thousand people
then I've done that show
they put me inside
six shoes
I couldn't walk
and it was on marble floor
and I don't get nervous
I'm sweating
no yeah that would
and it's people's eyes
I don't get nervous
but like I swear to god
something came over me
before I walked
and I was like
oh my god I can't do this
and then I was
they were like
next
and I was like
and then they were like
I just put my hand
on my hips
which I'd practised for weeks
and I didn't do that
once when I practised
but you looked amazing
I saw my sister's face
and I just started
crying afterwards
because she's so supportive
she's such a cheerleader
isn't she
all my friends were there
like Kris Jenner
everyone's like
you got the loudest cheer
and I was like
because my friends
don't give a fuck
I love that
absolutely
and that's
everyone needs a friendship
get your friendship group right girls
I think that's very very important
if someone's not serving
you need
you've got to get that right
the goal is just basically
to see
how far I can take it
because I guess you had no
expectations
because it just happened
like some of the people
that I've modelled for
I'm just like what
like the fact that I
model for Anne Summers
and I'm in the window
like
I will pass the line
I always see you
at the Trafford Centre
you don't make enough of that
like I would be
stood next to myself
pointing and smiling
like
this is me
I go in
and I actually look like
chic hobo
and I swear to god
they're like
you okay
and I'm like
that's me
that is me
that's me
chic hobo
that's me
oh my god
I need to tell you
speaking of
getting spotted
so I mean
the most
celebrity
back to me
back to me
anyway it's my podcast
no I needed to tell you
and I'm going to forget
so I went to the most
disgusting plague area
I'm not saying where it is
because it's tight
I mean I was sat there
and I thought
well it was in Rochdale
it wasn't in Rochdale
I'm not from Rochdale
and I thought
I'm going to vomit
anyway there's this girl
at the table kind of there
I was sat there
I was rocking
I'd lost my head
I said James
can we get wine
can we get wine in here
can we get wine
and there was wine
in a plastic glass
so I was drinking
and I was rocking
I was rocking
this girl's staring at me
she's about 12
Twelve?
Yeah.
So I didn't think anything of it.
She went, excuse me, are you off TikTok?
And I was like, am I off TikTok?
Yes, I guess I'm off TikTok.
I don't even use my TikTok.
I was like, yes, yes.
She went, have you got a podcast?
I was like, yeah.
She went, I've seen you on TikTok.
Dead cute.
Off she goes.
And then I'm still rocking.
I was in a foul mood.
Foul mood.
She came over.
Can I get a picture, please?
I'm famous to 12-year-olds.
Ashley, do you know this?
For TikTok.
No.
Not for the pod.
She didn't know the pod.
She didn't know the pod.
The other week asked for a picture with me.
thing yeah it's not the part well then i'm thinking i hope you've not listened and then
the dad i was listening to she shouldn't have been at that true her dad was so embarrassed
because her dad had to take the picture and he's going oh no no what was that euro trash on channel
five i used to masturbate to that did you it's a euro trash channel four or five and it was on
it like it was mildly rude mildly and i used to sit there and i can't do you know what i used to
watched when I shouldn't have come with sex et cetera it's like that vibe oh my god I don't
know why but why do you know what else I used to do do you know when you had videotapes I used to
rewind you know videotapes because that's what you were at town I used to love Buffy the vampire
slayer if anyone remembers that I was obsessed with it and on the sex bits I used to rewind and
play again rewind and play again it was well her and spike yeah it was did anyone else used to um
ring their Nokia from the house phone
and wank with it.
And the vibrates.
And the vibrates.
I've done that before.
No.
No.
Yeah.
No.
Stop.
You have reached.
No.
Anyway.
We digress.
Sorry, Lucas.
Okay, we digress.
Oh, Lucas is telling us a story.
oh everyone's used their electric toothbrush to wank i haven't oh my god everyone has that
no you can get the attachments oh my god it gives you the most intense orgasm have you done that no
no but i did like her filming the other day for on summers and it was like with harry panero and
young philly and there was a you had to say kink this would have come out by the time it was and
everyone had to say their own kink and one of the girls had like a banana in her bag and she said
that she's never used
a sex toy
she only uses a toothbrush
or a banana
and then she eats
the banana
so she masturbates
with it
then eats it
yeah she must use
the toothbrush
for the clit
and then
whenever I do anything
not one thing
goes up my hole
I'm not into it
I'm not interested
I never use sex toys
I can do what I need to do
with just these fingers
you've told us about
10 times
I know I just like
to make people jealous
but toothbrush
I've never
yeah no that's the thing
yeah no it was
eye breaks I guess
and you can get
shower head
you can get attachments
to put onto the toothbrush.
So it can be like a two-in-one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like teeth and twat.
Right, anyway, next one.
Listeners X.
Hello, girls.
I've been a listener to the pod since day dot
and I've just taken out a contract to work up north.
I'm a southerner.
And when I'm driving through the areas you talk about,
Warrington, Knutsford, Chester, Rochdale,
I always get buzzing thinking I'm going to spot a celeb,
a.k.a. you two, me walking down Rochdale High Street.
By the way, don't live in Rochdale.
I've not been to Rochdale
for I don't know how many years
but we know
we move
I'll take it
anyway
I just wanted to share
an ache I have
is it valid or not
men who wear invisible socks
yeah
with a skinny ankle
men who wear no
invisible socks
are they the little
short pop socks
she says hear me out
a man wearing trainers all day
and you can't see any socks
okay fine
goes with the style
whatever
but then he takes off
his trainers
and he's just stood there
in tiny little socks
that just cover his toes
and it looks like
he's wearing ballet pumps
disgusting
disgusting
don't know what it is
but it makes me feel violently ill.
My husband does it
and yes, it makes me feel sick.
Sorry, hon.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't like that.
A little tiny...
Oh, and when they just cover
the little dirty feet,
little dirty toes.
Or if there's like holes
all in the socks.
Yeah, that's pretty rank.
Anyway, please make your pod daily.
Two hours and never take a break.
Can't get enough.
Love you both.
Alicia.
Thanks, Alicia.
Right.
So I've just pulled up in a car park
and seen this man get out of his car.
He looked like a big toe
but he had this as his reg
and it knocked me sick.
Oh, no, what is it?
She wants to remain anonymous.
Oh, not Big Daddy.
And you look like a toe, remember?
So it's B-1-7-T-O-E.
Oh, my God, so his name...
Big Toe!
Wow, and he acts all like a toe.
Big Tony, I bet he is.
Oh, Big Tony.
Yeah.
I like the sound of Big T.
Thank you for sending that picture in.
I appreciate that.
I would have liked a picture of Big Tony or Big T.
Can I just throw it out there?
I know you've got one.
Private Reg.
I fucking hate Private Reg.
is they're dead
they're for
pricks
no I don't
I don't mind
certain ones
it depends what they are
but I just feel like
you're targeted
yeah you're targeted
and whenever
I see their car
I know where they are
yeah so the one thing
I will say is
people wave at me
in my car
and I think
how the fuck
do you know that's me
and it's because
they've seen the reg
mine's not like
an expensive private one
it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter
what it is
I just think it's scary
that people like
know that I'm up to it
yeah but if someone
wants to know
your reg
they can remember it anyway
they can remember
what car you've got
it's not difficult
it's not like you're going
round with a balaclava
you've not got an invisible
cloak on your fucking car
yeah that is true
do you know what I mean
you're not with sunglasses
on therefore you're blind
therefore no one can see you
no but I do just notice
cars more
oh my god I know
I agree I agree
I've got a red
I've had it for years
you know
no what was your first one
that picture of you
on the roof of your Audi
that you put on Facebook
what was the red
Loz
something
Lozza
no no
so we've had
one of them
when I was going out
with chris who if you listen we all know about he's my best friend i was with him when i was
like 19 i got a reg and it was his name i won't say surname probably but it's his initials were
cm so my car reg was cm 04 loz no cm for laws and then i got an audi tt and i got onto the
bonnet this was later on this wasn't it was a white audi tt oh my god i bet you i thought she
was so cool i just started getting paid a lot of money at maya and i was like you know what i'm
going to get this Audi TT. I climbed onto the roof, spread my legs, leaned back and
got my friend to take a picture and I put it on him like this. And I posted that. I
wonder if we can, should we try and find it?
Do you have some likes?
Do you know what? I've not got Facebook anymore.
Someone hacked me.
I've not got Facebook. Someone hacked me and pretends that they're a lesbian online.
Oh, wow.
I can't get it right.
Someone hacked me so all my old pictures are gone.
Yeah.
Because that is a funny, funny picture.
And what was your edge on that one?
I can't remember.
It was Loz something
Yeah you can
Now mine
I didn't buy me mine
Someone bought me mine
Someone bought the one
I've got now so
I'm not going to take it off
Anywho
Right
We're going to be back
after the break
with your dilemmas
My dilemma is
my private register
I now need to go
and get rid of
welcome back welcome back dilemma of the week dilemma of the week right okay dilemma i absolutely
love your podcast i'm a big pc gamer computer gamer and i will always have you on in the
background whilst i'm gaming you both make me laugh in every way keep being unapologetically
you so sit tight it's a long one is this a woman or a man you don't hear how many pc gamers that
a woman uh i'm not sure it's a woman okay okay um me and my ex-partner were together for four
or five years i met him when i was 17 and he was 19 a couple of months into our relationship we
had just finished up doing the deed i had finished and he hadn't at this point i was incredibly tired
so i asked if he could sort himself out he agreed and i crawled into the shower five or ten minutes
go by and he walks into the shower
room whilst I was drying
myself. I walked into the bedroom
and see his phone, curious to see
what he was interested in.
I had a quick look to see what he was
watching to get some ideas. Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
It's nice to know what they're into. I was
shocked. I
had to open his most recent
tabs to find his secret
folder. I'll never look at...
No! All men keep all
their nudes. I'm sorry, you might
not think it, but they all fucking do.
I had opened his most recent tabs to find his secret folder.
He had stored thousands of pictures of girls we both know.
What, just pictures?
Not nudes, just pictures, like on Facebook.
One, being my brother's girlfriend.
You're lying.
And to clarify, they're best friends.
Girls from mutual work friends, not colleagues.
My friends and his own cousin.
this has happened
the whole duration
of our four year
relationship
until I decided
I can't take
the lying anymore
whoa
whoa
so you've stayed with him
another four years
after he's wanking
over his cousin
wait so what does she mean
she can't stay with him
and she's been waiting
for playing on a mat
he's been there
the whole time
he's still doing it
and she's not brought it up
in four years
he's wanking over his cousin
I'd been gone
what are you doing
but maybe that's
just what he does
And to be fair, people have weird kinks.
Yeah, but that's incestuous.
Yeah.
And people do have kinks and I'm all for that.
But how will you ever...
And why is he keep wanking?
Why are you not satisfied?
Something's just really not right here.
I don't understand.
Okay.
So she's just found...
Right.
So Lucas has just said he's been storing these pictures for four years.
Like she's checked the dates on them.
Okay.
She's only just found out.
Okay.
I think you definitely need to bring it up with him.
Absolutely.
Without a doubt.
You need to...
And what I don't understand is how is he...
I'm assuming these pictures...
He'll be really embarrassed.
Yeah, these are clothed pictures.
I'm guessing they're like off Instagram, Facebook.
They're not going to be news.
Oh, I assume so.
No, it sounds to me like they're just pictures
off Facebook and stuff.
But listen again.
Why don't I put pictures of my kids on social media?
I'm sorry I'm throwing it out there.
Yeah, I get it.
Everyone's a fucking weirdo.
Yeah, no, I get that.
I get that.
And look, there might be a man with pictures of us
in his folder or one of our cousins.
God bless him.
God bless him.
I hope he enjoys every second of that tug over me.
You want a picture with me, but I'm saying that.
You wank over me all you want, darling.
It gives my ego a boost.
But yeah, maybe...
I get why you do it, Ash,
and I don't dispute you, I get why you do it.
Yeah, it's not right.
But yeah, what do we say to her then?
You need to speak to him, what's going on?
What do you think, Poppy?
What if he's just got a weird kink?
It's the cousin, isn't it?
I don't know, as soon as I saw it,
I would just have to say like,
what the fuck is this?
Yeah.
And then see what his first initial reaction is.
Yeah.
Because...
Yeah, yeah, read the room, like, face to face.
Because if you're wanking over, like, my friends
and your cousin, like, I think that's a bit odd.
But is it that he's wanking over them
because he even fancies them a lot?
Men just love filth.
They love naughty, not allowed.
Knee-high boots.
Naughty.
They like things that are naughty.
Yeah, that's true.
I bet one of the most watched porns is, like,
mum and stepson and stuff like that.
Step-sister, brother, everything is the most watched porn in the world.
And women like rude stuff as well,
but it's like they love things that are pushing the boundaries,
naughty, that is filthy,
and ranking over people that you're never going to get.
But she needs the time to stop.
But there's a difference between thinking it in your head
and having the actual pictures there.
We need to know a little bit more.
But also, if she's a gamer,
I'm guessing he's a bit of a gamer as well.
So maybe that's why he likes to be this weird,
like
computery things
yeah
because it's like
a visual representation
you need to find out
but I think the thing is
you can't stop him
like you can't stop
what turns someone on
you can't make that
not turn them on anymore
I think maybe ask why
about the cousin
yeah the cousin
I mean
maybe I just went
into the wrong folder
maybe we screenshot
her outfit
and then just
went into the wrong place
maybe he really liked
her outfit
yeah
and we was going to
suggest it for her
we'll give him that one
but the cousins
I mean is she sad
like did she say
she's sad or not
she doesn't say
she sounds sad
she says she can't
take the line anymore
Poppy, thank you
Thanks guys
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You'll find her on there giving absolute love to all the friends
Because she's amazing
and I think you can take
so much from her
and I take a lot from her
and I've learnt a lot from her
and I hope you guys do as well
so you can thank me
for that particular guest
so and thank you
for fixing my dress
on the night
it's fine babe
and thank you for stopping me
having a fight with that girl
yep always
oh and also
when we woke up in the morning
I was fully naked
with my legs wrapped round
do you remember
we got in
and everyone was going to the gym
and we were coming home
in the lift
do you remember
oh my god
we got past
and everyone was on the running machine
and we were like
and I was at Lauren's
and I was like
I can't physically leave this hotel room
so I had to make my mate come
and bring me a bikini and then we just sat around the pool
dying, so thank you for that as well
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