Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: Private Plates, Porn & Pop Socks

Episode Date: April 28, 2023

Once again the girls are joined in the studio by their friend Poppy Bayliss. The three girls delve into your icks, dilemmas and of course stories that haunt you, which results in the girls sharing ma...ybe a little too much about what they got up to back in the days behind closed doors.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comYou can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on +447457402965 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 hello and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck bonus baby this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women and this is all about being unapologetically yourself which is why poppy's here with us still hey we wanted to keep her here because i just feel like you're all gonna adore her i know you're just gonna love her so she's staying with us and she's told us some secrets and shit so we're going to keep her on. On Nip Tuck we want you
Starting point is 00:00:33 to get your voice heard. You can email us at hello at niptuckpod.com Hello. You can also send your icks and dilemmas via WhatsApp. So that means voice
Starting point is 00:00:41 notes too which will play out in future episodes. We can warp your voice which I hate doing because it sounds weird but we can. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:00:48 If you want to remain anonymous we're always going to keep it that way. Just head over to this episode's description if you want more info on how to get in touch
Starting point is 00:00:54 with us. We really want to know what's getting on your tits, what's giving you the ick any other bits questions basically no darling questions embarrassing stories basically but we don't give a fuck we don't give a fuck right sorry ew oh it's all right when you've got a snotty oh my god i need to say something i was ill last week and i posted that i was ill and everyone was like you're so chill never ill i had a water
Starting point is 00:01:26 I was so ill it was a water infection it doesn't count it had nothing to do with washing hands oh they're horrible I was so ill I had to wee myself
Starting point is 00:01:34 in the car did you buy those tablets did I fuck just rolled it out like a G I pissed myself I had to get a towel
Starting point is 00:01:39 I was at work doing my lip blush and I was like it got worse and worse and I said Sophie I'm going to have to leave now bladder infection
Starting point is 00:01:45 is probably the worst I ran and got a towel out of Danielle's facial room I ran and got a facial towel I sent her a video of piss on it put it in between my legs
Starting point is 00:01:53 got in the car and I pissed myself all the way home because I get them that bad anyway i'm fine now okay so we've got a message here i actually can't see properly because of these contact lenses really good advert for them i hope they're not paying really long boring story anyway hi guys i started listening to your podcast last week and i have been binging ever since you honestly make me laugh so much love that thank you we love a binge listen i have an embarrassing
Starting point is 00:02:17 story for you a few years ago i met this guy on tinder he was amazing and we really hit it off on the first date look at her so on the second date he really wanted to impress me and he took me
Starting point is 00:02:30 on a holiday abroad for the weekend oh we love that he's giving big dick energy big dangly dick
Starting point is 00:02:39 and he's gonna get it he's gonna get it he's getting it he's getting the post all subject to the OTP anyway everything
Starting point is 00:02:46 was going really well but on the second day I took my period does that mean I came on my period I feel like she's Irish
Starting point is 00:02:55 On the second day I took my period It was all fine I popped a tampon in And didn't let it Get me down Oh no Later on
Starting point is 00:03:02 We were sitting by the pool Having a drink Playing cards And being really flirty Who plays cards? Oh that's quite cute I play cards Uno cards
Starting point is 00:03:11 Love it She makes me He looked down At my leg And suddenly said Oh there's something Stuck to your thigh Before I knew
Starting point is 00:03:22 What he was doing He reached out and to my horror grabbed onto my tampon string and pulled it thinking that it was a thread off my towel. Fuck. I was obviously caught off guard
Starting point is 00:03:36 and almost slid down the sun laundry towards him. He was absolutely horrified when he realised what he'd done and he apologised and we never discussed it again for a long time. We laugh about it now though and we're actually getting married
Starting point is 00:03:51 next year. Congratulations. I just hope he doesn't add this to the story in his speech he definitely will so if that happens to me I get finished
Starting point is 00:04:00 she's getting married so you put how awful is it that feeling though when you get the tug the internal tug she'll be like oh my god
Starting point is 00:04:08 someone else has written in and they put so can we talk about wedgies and normalising undoing them even when we're out and about I don't care
Starting point is 00:04:17 I was at Reformer Pilates the other day and I had a front wedgie there are the lips it hurts and yeah I had to get it out and my sister
Starting point is 00:04:25 called me out and she was like why are your hands down your pants I was like no I'm I will literally wherever I am
Starting point is 00:04:31 when a thong like gives you a burn my eye had a crack burn yes oh my god yeah the other week it burnt my like skin off on my crack
Starting point is 00:04:39 yeah you know like when a thong's like rubbing or like a bodysuit's like chafing in a bum crack it takes the skin off like a carpet burn
Starting point is 00:04:46 on your whole honestly I had that the other week and James had to put cream on it was like a full on like it was a mess it was like nappy rash
Starting point is 00:04:52 oh my god Right, you read this one out, Lauren. All right, then. Hi, girls. Hey. So glad I found the podcast. So refreshing to hear you talking about normal things. You're both so funny, too.
Starting point is 00:05:02 It almost feels like I'm chatting with my pals. You are. I've gained four stone after having two kids in two years. Ooh, why did you do that? The kids, not the weight. I've started the gym to get back to a comfortable weight so I can feel like myself again. Oh, babes, I know what's coming.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I'm worried about loose skin on my tummy. Oh, what the fuck are this one? As it's already a bit wrinkly around my belly button, What things can you recommend for when I've lost weight to ensure my skin looks its best? I want to avoid a tummy tuck. Right. Right, let's tell her the truth.
Starting point is 00:05:29 You're going to need a tummy tuck. Nothing's going to work, mate. It's likely after having two kids back to back. And she's already got wrinkly stomach skin. Let's tell her the truth because... Nothing is as good as a tummy tuck. But if some people don't want to have surgery... Yeah, no, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:05:44 But I don't think anything else works. She needs to be taking collagen supplements. Absolutely, yeah. Type 1, 2 and 3. you need to be drinking water every day so when i worked at the private hospital um we used to do loads of bariatric surgery you know when people have like um weight loss surgery okay yeah yeah okay and one of the things that they had to do was drink loads of water because it tightens your skin up when you're dramatically losing weight i guess it really oh my god i need to do loads of
Starting point is 00:06:17 water because it actually for some reason balances out like what you lose yeah exactly okay um other treatments that you can do on tummy um to tighten it up needling with the radio frequency device so you've got morpheus secret rf um what's that other one cell phone um cell phone's meant to be quite good yeah what um it's hurt me oh it hurts i cried i could do it again where did you have it on your face yeah chin like all this no i was did you know i need to show you the videos yeah i was mum for an hour we put extra oh what a baby and i literally was crying it is painful you don't think that's painful yes but i'm i'm hard i'm i'm so hard like honestly you are made of steel um right my opinion this i agree with ash there's loads of things that you can do that will help
Starting point is 00:07:07 it however and and i know this firsthand i've done i've been very lucky after i had thea but I do have looser skin absolutely and it's getting worse absolutely it's getting worse as I'm getting older it's not horrific but yeah I can pull
Starting point is 00:07:18 chunks of skin off my belly button like my belly button is upside down like look it's the skin look it's really not that bad
Starting point is 00:07:27 no but I get it no but Poppy your skin's so thick yeah this is the difference right watch the stretch on mine you won't be able to do that
Starting point is 00:07:35 nah you can't not properly yeah look look there here we are oh no here you are look at that
Starting point is 00:07:42 yeah right yeah right so and this is from having children or losing weight and it happens and i'm going to be totally honest with you in my opinion don't waste i'm going to be i don't think you should waste you i don't think anything works i have not tried anything yet that has tightened the skin on my stomach to a level that i am happy with i think when it happens the only way around it and i don't even like tummy tucks that much no but that girl that we had the other week on she'd had a tummy tuck and it was really and i have seen some decent ones but what i would say to is this whenever you're thinking about any surgery and especially a tummy tuck you need to be that unhappy with what you've got now that you are going to be happy with the alternative of a
Starting point is 00:08:18 tummy tuck because i don't have the scars and it looks quite pulled so you would have to be like do you know what i hate my stomach and it's that bad that anything is better and in that case i think tummy tucks are amazing if you're like me and you're like fuck's sake when i'm naked i'm sat on the toilet yeah but wrinkly skin it's like i'll be honest with you there's not much you can do about it and it's a real shitter do not have another kid after you've had the tummy tuck so if you're gonna have another baby wait absolutely don't touch anything it sounds like you're really up for it you've had two in two years so maybe whatever but yeah um i if i do anything do you know what i'm think's really interesting reverse tummy tucks yeah what's that so under your boobs
Starting point is 00:08:55 so instead of so basically right so you know how you can pull your skin down i don't need it there where i need it there as well higher i've got more skin here and what they do is they make an incision I've already got scars there from my mastopexy from the lift and they lift your tummy up and that's really common I would consider that after another baby but I'm not doing it yet in case I have another child which after this weekend of having them all
Starting point is 00:09:17 is highly unlikely I've got my IVF phone call tonight because my blood test has come back oh my god so are you going to find out because we need to talk about this probably on the next one but they're going to tell you and I don't think it's good news because I was like can you just send me the results
Starting point is 00:09:32 and they were like no who wants to see Yeah, but if you're paying for a service, they wouldn't just send you the results, would they? True, true, true. I agree. Think positive, you never know. And you've already got two, so we're going to get, if you want a third, we can make that. Do you want another one?
Starting point is 00:09:43 I don't know, I think it's having that taken away from you, like, makes you like, do you know what I mean? So if you feel like this now, you can understand what people like Poppy's saying of a certain age when you're an age where you're thinking, am I ever going to, what the fuck? Like, am I going to find it? Because you need a man to have a baby.
Starting point is 00:09:59 My mum's literally just like, shag anyone and give me a grand kiss. No, I honestly, my mum, right? So before I met James, we talked about all different things and she was like, I want another baby. And I was like, I don't know, mum, I can't give it to you right now. I was loads of men, but, you know, none of them are going to be the dad. None of them are baby daddy.
Starting point is 00:10:14 There's options. There's options, but none of them are baby daddy. And she was like, well, I said, if you want, I'll get a sperm donor. And I said it as a joke. And she went, well, yes. I said, but I can't. She went, you raised the first child on your own. And I went, true.
Starting point is 00:10:25 And she said, I'd help. And I thought, yes. I was like, mum, you're being serious. It's actually easier to get a sperm donut because you don't want baby daddy's shoes. They're annoying as fuck. Yeah, but I also earn money off my body. So if I can have a child.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. If you have a child. But also, there's room for pregnancy plus size modelling. For nine months. I'm going to ruin it. Do people even model pregnant? Or do they put a fake body? Yeah, they do.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Our friend Sophie Danvers does. She does. Anne Somers use pregnancy models and stuff. Does Anne Somers want two really foul-mouthed women? They would love you. To promote some form of sex thing. I love Anselmas. Ash, actually, Ash.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Me too. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, listen. What's your favourite vibrator? Clit sucker. Yeah, obviously the clit sucker, but do you not find it a bit intense? I love it, though.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Yeah. It's quick, easy. No, but have you thought... I'm about to change everyone's life. And I will... Poppy, that gel we got, Ash, I've used it twice now. I don't think I ever not want to.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I had an orgasm. I am not lying. Off the gel? what's this gel mate I swear we'll get you some so I don't like vibrators
Starting point is 00:11:30 pop it pop it I don't like vibrators I don't like I'm just not into it like I do it myself I just don't need it so anyway this gel
Starting point is 00:11:38 you put it on it's by the people who made Viagra they made Viagra or something I put it on 20 minutes before I had it
Starting point is 00:11:44 all around the vulva vulva when I sent you that voice note I said vulva to James and he was like vulva show me what your vulva is
Starting point is 00:11:51 I was like what you don't know so I messaged Ash and I was like men don't know what a vulva is it's your full area I put it over the full area
Starting point is 00:11:58 and then we I plastered it on I plastered it on I took a good handful and I slapped it on and then about 20 minutes later you begin
Starting point is 00:12:05 I had an orgasm and it doesn't take me long anyway but two minutes from head or from from fingering we'll get the name of it to you all now
Starting point is 00:12:13 and then I had a no and then when I was done I thought I can go again I had another within the minute and it's happened it's happened twice now
Starting point is 00:12:22 I've used the gel twice I'm not gonna I'll send it you but I'm gonna wait because we need to contact this company because i i need to speak to them because this is going to go off it's fucking insane and i don't say i tried a tiny bit of it but i put it like more like inside no you plaster it on your clit oh i didn't read the instructions but i'm gonna go i know what i'm doing
Starting point is 00:12:41 i had a multiple orgasm one after the other and as a woman that's not easy to and i've used it twice it's not a fluke even james was like what is this stuff what's your favorite vibrators uh The clit-sucky mini one, the Lello one. It's the Lily Allen one that Anne Somers sell. Yes, I know the red one. Yeah, it's like red and orange. And no, we've got a few clit-sucker ones, but the one that I squirted off was that Lello one,
Starting point is 00:13:08 which you put inside and then it's got the clit-sucker on the outside. Yes, it's... Oh! The lilac one. I was like, my head fell! But I think it's because the bit that goes inside I must press on something. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's what you meant to do. And I was like, no. I've not got that one I need to get in. No, it was intense. I wasn't myself for a few days. It was. Do you know what it is, though? When I told my dad that I was modeling for Anna Summers,
Starting point is 00:13:40 he was like, what, so you're going to be holding all the dildos? And I was like, no, like, an underwear. And he was like, all right, all right. They're two really nice things. I was going to be stood there like big black dildos. Wiggling the rope. They do really nice swimwear.
Starting point is 00:13:53 They do. No, they do. I just went to South Africa with them and shot. Yeah, she did. What the fuck? And it was amazing. Imagine getting to do that.
Starting point is 00:14:00 We've been to South Africa together. We came home in the boot of a taxi together. Lauren shagged someone on the boot. Okay, okay. No, no. How old were we? 22? You were with Ed.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You and Ed were splitting up. I'm sure you were. We were. It's dangerous, isn't it? I know. She had these salads. but yeah South Africa
Starting point is 00:14:19 looks insane the swimwear so did you do the swimwear I saw you did underwear so we did 12 they're called stories so they're not campaigns but it's basically
Starting point is 00:14:28 different windows different collections so we did 12 of them it looks so we shot with like this girl that shot for Vogue or Kate
Starting point is 00:14:34 and then a girl who shot sorry a guy Ben who shot Victoria's Secret and the narcissist in me now
Starting point is 00:14:42 is literally like yeah and like he shot Justin Bieber and everything and I was like oh my god it's just sick what's your goal Poppy
Starting point is 00:14:47 what's that have you got like because Anne Summers is big like what have you got like a I would love to or are you just seeing how it goes I mean I didn't even think
Starting point is 00:14:55 I'd be doing this anyway so I think for me I just want to everything to happen authentically I just want to represent like a normal sized woman who loves herself
Starting point is 00:15:04 and do you like the underwear modelling I prefer that I'd rather be naked like I did the catwalk for Opoly that's so well done no no no
Starting point is 00:15:12 and I would rather have been naked taking a photo in front of a thousand people then I've done that show they put me inside six shoes I couldn't walk
Starting point is 00:15:19 and it was on marble floor and I don't get nervous I'm sweating no yeah that would and it's people's eyes I don't get nervous but like I swear to god something came over me
Starting point is 00:15:29 before I walked and I was like oh my god I can't do this and then I was they were like next and I was like and then they were like
Starting point is 00:15:36 I just put my hand on my hips which I'd practised for weeks and I didn't do that once when I practised but you looked amazing I saw my sister's face and I just started
Starting point is 00:15:44 crying afterwards because she's so supportive she's such a cheerleader isn't she all my friends were there like Kris Jenner everyone's like you got the loudest cheer
Starting point is 00:15:53 and I was like because my friends don't give a fuck I love that absolutely and that's everyone needs a friendship get your friendship group right girls
Starting point is 00:16:00 I think that's very very important if someone's not serving you need you've got to get that right the goal is just basically to see how far I can take it because I guess you had no
Starting point is 00:16:08 expectations because it just happened like some of the people that I've modelled for I'm just like what like the fact that I model for Anne Summers and I'm in the window
Starting point is 00:16:17 like I will pass the line I always see you at the Trafford Centre you don't make enough of that like I would be stood next to myself pointing and smiling
Starting point is 00:16:24 like this is me I go in and I actually look like chic hobo and I swear to god they're like you okay
Starting point is 00:16:32 and I'm like that's me that is me that's me chic hobo that's me oh my god I need to tell you
Starting point is 00:16:38 speaking of getting spotted so I mean the most celebrity back to me back to me anyway it's my podcast
Starting point is 00:16:46 no I needed to tell you and I'm going to forget so I went to the most disgusting plague area I'm not saying where it is because it's tight I mean I was sat there and I thought
Starting point is 00:16:55 well it was in Rochdale it wasn't in Rochdale I'm not from Rochdale and I thought I'm going to vomit anyway there's this girl at the table kind of there I was sat there
Starting point is 00:17:04 I was rocking I'd lost my head I said James can we get wine can we get wine in here can we get wine and there was wine in a plastic glass
Starting point is 00:17:10 so I was drinking and I was rocking I was rocking this girl's staring at me she's about 12 Twelve? Yeah. So I didn't think anything of it.
Starting point is 00:17:17 She went, excuse me, are you off TikTok? And I was like, am I off TikTok? Yes, I guess I'm off TikTok. I don't even use my TikTok. I was like, yes, yes. She went, have you got a podcast? I was like, yeah. She went, I've seen you on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Dead cute. Off she goes. And then I'm still rocking. I was in a foul mood. Foul mood. She came over. Can I get a picture, please? I'm famous to 12-year-olds.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Ashley, do you know this? For TikTok. No. Not for the pod. She didn't know the pod. She didn't know the pod. The other week asked for a picture with me. thing yeah it's not the part well then i'm thinking i hope you've not listened and then
Starting point is 00:17:47 the dad i was listening to she shouldn't have been at that true her dad was so embarrassed because her dad had to take the picture and he's going oh no no what was that euro trash on channel five i used to masturbate to that did you it's a euro trash channel four or five and it was on it like it was mildly rude mildly and i used to sit there and i can't do you know what i used to watched when I shouldn't have come with sex et cetera it's like that vibe oh my god I don't know why but why do you know what else I used to do do you know when you had videotapes I used to rewind you know videotapes because that's what you were at town I used to love Buffy the vampire slayer if anyone remembers that I was obsessed with it and on the sex bits I used to rewind and
Starting point is 00:18:28 play again rewind and play again it was well her and spike yeah it was did anyone else used to um ring their Nokia from the house phone and wank with it. And the vibrates. And the vibrates. I've done that before. No. No.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Yeah. No. Stop. You have reached. No. Anyway. We digress. Sorry, Lucas.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Okay, we digress. Oh, Lucas is telling us a story. oh everyone's used their electric toothbrush to wank i haven't oh my god everyone has that no you can get the attachments oh my god it gives you the most intense orgasm have you done that no no but i did like her filming the other day for on summers and it was like with harry panero and young philly and there was a you had to say kink this would have come out by the time it was and everyone had to say their own kink and one of the girls had like a banana in her bag and she said that she's never used
Starting point is 00:19:31 a sex toy she only uses a toothbrush or a banana and then she eats the banana so she masturbates with it then eats it
Starting point is 00:19:39 yeah she must use the toothbrush for the clit and then whenever I do anything not one thing goes up my hole I'm not into it
Starting point is 00:19:46 I'm not interested I never use sex toys I can do what I need to do with just these fingers you've told us about 10 times I know I just like to make people jealous
Starting point is 00:19:53 but toothbrush I've never yeah no that's the thing yeah no it was eye breaks I guess and you can get shower head you can get attachments
Starting point is 00:19:59 to put onto the toothbrush. So it can be like a two-in-one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like teeth and twat. Right, anyway, next one. Listeners X. Hello, girls. I've been a listener to the pod since day dot
Starting point is 00:20:14 and I've just taken out a contract to work up north. I'm a southerner. And when I'm driving through the areas you talk about, Warrington, Knutsford, Chester, Rochdale, I always get buzzing thinking I'm going to spot a celeb, a.k.a. you two, me walking down Rochdale High Street. By the way, don't live in Rochdale. I've not been to Rochdale
Starting point is 00:20:29 for I don't know how many years but we know we move I'll take it anyway I just wanted to share an ache I have is it valid or not
Starting point is 00:20:36 men who wear invisible socks yeah with a skinny ankle men who wear no invisible socks are they the little short pop socks she says hear me out
Starting point is 00:20:45 a man wearing trainers all day and you can't see any socks okay fine goes with the style whatever but then he takes off his trainers and he's just stood there
Starting point is 00:20:51 in tiny little socks that just cover his toes and it looks like he's wearing ballet pumps disgusting disgusting don't know what it is but it makes me feel violently ill.
Starting point is 00:21:00 My husband does it and yes, it makes me feel sick. Sorry, hon. Yeah, I agree. I don't like that. A little tiny... Oh, and when they just cover the little dirty feet,
Starting point is 00:21:08 little dirty toes. Or if there's like holes all in the socks. Yeah, that's pretty rank. Anyway, please make your pod daily. Two hours and never take a break. Can't get enough. Love you both.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Alicia. Thanks, Alicia. Right. So I've just pulled up in a car park and seen this man get out of his car. He looked like a big toe but he had this as his reg and it knocked me sick.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Oh, no, what is it? She wants to remain anonymous. Oh, not Big Daddy. And you look like a toe, remember? So it's B-1-7-T-O-E. Oh, my God, so his name... Big Toe! Wow, and he acts all like a toe.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Big Tony, I bet he is. Oh, Big Tony. Yeah. I like the sound of Big T. Thank you for sending that picture in. I appreciate that. I would have liked a picture of Big Tony or Big T. Can I just throw it out there?
Starting point is 00:21:54 I know you've got one. Private Reg. I fucking hate Private Reg. is they're dead they're for pricks no I don't I don't mind
Starting point is 00:22:01 certain ones it depends what they are but I just feel like you're targeted yeah you're targeted and whenever I see their car I know where they are
Starting point is 00:22:10 yeah so the one thing I will say is people wave at me in my car and I think how the fuck do you know that's me and it's because
Starting point is 00:22:16 they've seen the reg mine's not like an expensive private one it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what it is I just think it's scary that people like
Starting point is 00:22:23 know that I'm up to it yeah but if someone wants to know your reg they can remember it anyway they can remember what car you've got it's not difficult
Starting point is 00:22:30 it's not like you're going round with a balaclava you've not got an invisible cloak on your fucking car yeah that is true do you know what I mean you're not with sunglasses on therefore you're blind
Starting point is 00:22:35 therefore no one can see you no but I do just notice cars more oh my god I know I agree I agree I've got a red I've had it for years you know
Starting point is 00:22:42 no what was your first one that picture of you on the roof of your Audi that you put on Facebook what was the red Loz something Lozza
Starting point is 00:22:53 no no so we've had one of them when I was going out with chris who if you listen we all know about he's my best friend i was with him when i was like 19 i got a reg and it was his name i won't say surname probably but it's his initials were cm so my car reg was cm 04 loz no cm for laws and then i got an audi tt and i got onto the bonnet this was later on this wasn't it was a white audi tt oh my god i bet you i thought she
Starting point is 00:23:19 was so cool i just started getting paid a lot of money at maya and i was like you know what i'm going to get this Audi TT. I climbed onto the roof, spread my legs, leaned back and got my friend to take a picture and I put it on him like this. And I posted that. I wonder if we can, should we try and find it? Do you have some likes? Do you know what? I've not got Facebook anymore. Someone hacked me. I've not got Facebook. Someone hacked me and pretends that they're a lesbian online.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Oh, wow. I can't get it right. Someone hacked me so all my old pictures are gone. Yeah. Because that is a funny, funny picture. And what was your edge on that one? I can't remember. It was Loz something
Starting point is 00:23:54 Yeah you can Now mine I didn't buy me mine Someone bought me mine Someone bought the one I've got now so I'm not going to take it off Anywho
Starting point is 00:24:04 Right We're going to be back after the break with your dilemmas My dilemma is my private register I now need to go and get rid of
Starting point is 00:24:22 welcome back welcome back dilemma of the week dilemma of the week right okay dilemma i absolutely love your podcast i'm a big pc gamer computer gamer and i will always have you on in the background whilst i'm gaming you both make me laugh in every way keep being unapologetically you so sit tight it's a long one is this a woman or a man you don't hear how many pc gamers that a woman uh i'm not sure it's a woman okay okay um me and my ex-partner were together for four or five years i met him when i was 17 and he was 19 a couple of months into our relationship we had just finished up doing the deed i had finished and he hadn't at this point i was incredibly tired so i asked if he could sort himself out he agreed and i crawled into the shower five or ten minutes
Starting point is 00:25:21 go by and he walks into the shower room whilst I was drying myself. I walked into the bedroom and see his phone, curious to see what he was interested in. I had a quick look to see what he was watching to get some ideas. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. It's nice to know what they're into. I was
Starting point is 00:25:37 shocked. I had to open his most recent tabs to find his secret folder. I'll never look at... No! All men keep all their nudes. I'm sorry, you might not think it, but they all fucking do. I had opened his most recent tabs to find his secret folder.
Starting point is 00:25:55 He had stored thousands of pictures of girls we both know. What, just pictures? Not nudes, just pictures, like on Facebook. One, being my brother's girlfriend. You're lying. And to clarify, they're best friends. Girls from mutual work friends, not colleagues. My friends and his own cousin.
Starting point is 00:26:16 this has happened the whole duration of our four year relationship until I decided I can't take the lying anymore whoa
Starting point is 00:26:28 whoa so you've stayed with him another four years after he's wanking over his cousin wait so what does she mean she can't stay with him and she's been waiting
Starting point is 00:26:34 for playing on a mat he's been there the whole time he's still doing it and she's not brought it up in four years he's wanking over his cousin I'd been gone
Starting point is 00:26:42 what are you doing but maybe that's just what he does And to be fair, people have weird kinks. Yeah, but that's incestuous. Yeah. And people do have kinks and I'm all for that. But how will you ever...
Starting point is 00:26:52 And why is he keep wanking? Why are you not satisfied? Something's just really not right here. I don't understand. Okay. So she's just found... Right. So Lucas has just said he's been storing these pictures for four years.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Like she's checked the dates on them. Okay. She's only just found out. Okay. I think you definitely need to bring it up with him. Absolutely. Without a doubt. You need to...
Starting point is 00:27:14 And what I don't understand is how is he... I'm assuming these pictures... He'll be really embarrassed. Yeah, these are clothed pictures. I'm guessing they're like off Instagram, Facebook. They're not going to be news. Oh, I assume so. No, it sounds to me like they're just pictures
Starting point is 00:27:25 off Facebook and stuff. But listen again. Why don't I put pictures of my kids on social media? I'm sorry I'm throwing it out there. Yeah, I get it. Everyone's a fucking weirdo. Yeah, no, I get that. I get that.
Starting point is 00:27:35 And look, there might be a man with pictures of us in his folder or one of our cousins. God bless him. God bless him. I hope he enjoys every second of that tug over me. You want a picture with me, but I'm saying that. You wank over me all you want, darling. It gives my ego a boost.
Starting point is 00:27:54 But yeah, maybe... I get why you do it, Ash, and I don't dispute you, I get why you do it. Yeah, it's not right. But yeah, what do we say to her then? You need to speak to him, what's going on? What do you think, Poppy? What if he's just got a weird kink?
Starting point is 00:28:08 It's the cousin, isn't it? I don't know, as soon as I saw it, I would just have to say like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. And then see what his first initial reaction is. Yeah. Because...
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah, yeah, read the room, like, face to face. Because if you're wanking over, like, my friends and your cousin, like, I think that's a bit odd. But is it that he's wanking over them because he even fancies them a lot? Men just love filth. They love naughty, not allowed. Knee-high boots.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Naughty. They like things that are naughty. Yeah, that's true. I bet one of the most watched porns is, like, mum and stepson and stuff like that. Step-sister, brother, everything is the most watched porn in the world. And women like rude stuff as well, but it's like they love things that are pushing the boundaries,
Starting point is 00:28:47 naughty, that is filthy, and ranking over people that you're never going to get. But she needs the time to stop. But there's a difference between thinking it in your head and having the actual pictures there. We need to know a little bit more. But also, if she's a gamer, I'm guessing he's a bit of a gamer as well.
Starting point is 00:29:04 So maybe that's why he likes to be this weird, like computery things yeah because it's like a visual representation you need to find out but I think the thing is
Starting point is 00:29:14 you can't stop him like you can't stop what turns someone on you can't make that not turn them on anymore I think maybe ask why about the cousin yeah the cousin
Starting point is 00:29:21 I mean maybe I just went into the wrong folder maybe we screenshot her outfit and then just went into the wrong place maybe he really liked
Starting point is 00:29:26 her outfit yeah and we was going to suggest it for her we'll give him that one but the cousins I mean is she sad like did she say
Starting point is 00:29:33 she's sad or not she doesn't say she sounds sad she says she can't take the line anymore Poppy, thank you Thanks guys You can find Poppy on Instagram
Starting point is 00:29:44 Watch her Insta At Poppy Ann Bayliss Poppy Ann Summers Poppy Ann Bayliss So you can find her on there and if you go on any of my pictures You will find her commenting Go girl! Queen!
Starting point is 00:29:57 Queen! Not the queen! Queen! You'll find her on there giving absolute love to all the friends Because she's amazing and I think you can take so much from her and I take a lot from her
Starting point is 00:30:10 and I've learnt a lot from her and I hope you guys do as well so you can thank me for that particular guest so and thank you for fixing my dress on the night it's fine babe
Starting point is 00:30:19 and thank you for stopping me having a fight with that girl yep always oh and also when we woke up in the morning I was fully naked with my legs wrapped round do you remember
Starting point is 00:30:26 we got in and everyone was going to the gym and we were coming home in the lift do you remember oh my god we got past and everyone was on the running machine
Starting point is 00:30:33 and we were like and I was at Lauren's and I was like I can't physically leave this hotel room so I had to make my mate come and bring me a bikini and then we just sat around the pool dying, so thank you for that as well remember on NipTuck
Starting point is 00:30:46 we want you to get your voice heard, you can email us at hello at niptuckpod.com you can also get in touch via whatsapp, you can DM us you can send us voice notes, you can send whatever you want, we want to know your ics your dilemmas, we want to know your everything, just whatever
Starting point is 00:31:02 you want to talk to us about really if you go on this episode's description you can find out more info about how to get in touch with us but please if you're listening and you haven't reviewed us but you enjoy it
Starting point is 00:31:12 then what you're not giving anything back here this is a threat review five star only thank you guys so we're going to be back with the next episode of Nip Tuck
Starting point is 00:31:22 on Wednesday have an amazing weekend and bye from me Ash and Poppy bye guys bye Thank you.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.