Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: The Tummy Tuck Tattoo

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

After last weeks episode discussing the 'Aldi Headphone Gang', the girls are contacted by an anonymous whistleblower who spills the secrets. One listener messages in for help after she looks on her fellas phone and isn't pleased with what she finds and we welcome a new fella for our second round of Lonely Hearts.To sign up for Patreon for more exclusive content and full video episodes, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, icks & dilemma's via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck this is the bonus it's friday get your tequila rose out girlies i love that they've sent us some stuff that's like a um yeah I've not opened mine yet. It's like a Bailey's version of summer. It's a summer version of Bailey's. Yes, that's such a good thing. Isn't it? Yeah, it's so nice.

It tastes like milkshake. I could down a bottle, honestly. I bought, they sell it in Costco as well. Do they? Yeah, and I bought a bottle last, I think I discovered it at Christmas, you know? And I was like, ooh, it'll just be in my cupboard for shots. Have you had a baby Guinness?

so what i was gonna say rose no is it do you know i feel like i've been having that for ages i think i did mykonos last year but it's like it's such a girly drink as well so you feel like you're like yeah but boys love it do you think yeah ed likes it well yeah the taste but you know i like the pinkness of it and i think it's aesthetically pleasing tequila rose okay here we are on nip talk we want you to get your voice heard so you can email us at hello at nip talk pod.com you can send us in your ics and dilemmas via whatsapp as well you can send voice notes you can email us maybe don't email us too much maybe just text us but do whatever you want don't worry if you want to remain anonymous we're never going to reveal who you are most of the time in fact all the time

me and ash don't know either we just get given the goods head to this episode's description for more information so you can tell us everything that's going on in your life your hacks your dupes your ics your bits your shits anything because basically we don't give a flying fuck we don't go fuck right go on um you had a negroni is that the thing that had on holiday taste of bile don't they there's not much i oh my god lucas likes negronis i feel like you've got to be a proper grown-up to like there is not many drinks that i'm not much i can't drink let me tell you there is not much i can drink vodka straight i can if it's going to be drunk i will drink it not that I couldn't.

It's like Aperol, but stronger. I hate Aperol as well. Basically. I couldn't. I feel sick even thinking about it. Vile. A Negroni. I was in, I was in France.

Cannes. Cannes. Negroni's Italian, right? Yeah. So I was, oh, I thought it was French. No, Negroni's Italian. Was I in Italy or France? No, I was in France.

And I was just like, right, I'm going to get this because I'm so, and it was fucking rank. I told you I didn't have that Limoncello Limoncello is nice So why am I drinking All this in France In fact I've just done something

Really embarrassing I've just realised I put on my story About the limoncello When in France or something Something like that About drinking it Because I'm in that country

That's really embarrassing Anyway Read the first one We've got a message From one of our girls Hey girls And Lucas Please

Keep me anonymous Or I could lose My job Oh I love these I work in Aldi and lauren you are correct i knew i was to the point we aren't allowed to use a headset anymore oh my god if we got all the headsets banned at aldi if someone would go to a colleague's checkout we would make remark i knew they did this and it's so hard to keep a straight face my manager was

once talking about a girl and how sexy she is and slating her boyfriend most of the time it's just friendly banter and keep she going yeah absolutely and during your shifts they wrecked the fun by not letting us use them anymore i completely completely agreed you know that i could tell i was literally queuing up and you could see him going like scanning my stuff and he was going like this at me oh my god to not madden them there then they hadn't run them there no and whenever honestly i would as well though i would apps i would have everyone crying don't we used to play a game at work where when we had team meetings we had to get certain words in like i'd do that do you not remember at work um on the crm system like we made like abbreviations up for the type of

yeah we got in trouble for that because i didn't realize that the patients can request those documents yeah and i remember um allison once put if i go missing this woman has killed me because she was that mental this woman she's like if i go missing the woman has taken me and then we found out that someone can request their records and they can have all of that what it was it wasn't you it was amy i was in her office one day and it was after after the patients had been in to see the surgeon um they would then come up to our office and we would like a debrief yeah discuss with them like when they wanted to get booked in if they did um and we'd try implants on with them and do you know what i fucking loved that job because the girls that came in were awesome like

trying implants on the the girls were amazing but anyway you had to try implants on it was hard because it was a big thing to them but we saw so much of it you tried to be but it was boring anyway this girl came in and she she screw loose bless her and she put the implants into the nude bra and bent over yes in front of the mirror and was doing that and she was going that's how it'll look when i'm being fucked from behind and i had to keep a straight face i was like yeah yes that is what it would look like there were some crackers people and they used to be like like oh the i love dick one would for me was the best yeah that was brilliant wasn't it yeah a woman um i don't know if i've ever told a story before but this woman came in um lovely

lovely lovely lady really down to earth mid 40 years with a son um and i had to examine her for a tummy tuck and when she pulled her trousers and down and her top up she had a tattoo of an erect penis and underneath it in swirly writing it said I love dick and I went oh same on when I saw it and I was like so we can remove the tattoo with the tummy tuck don't worry about that don't worry we'll get it removed and she went oh no the tattoo needs to stay imagine like what was that woman so i was like i'm gonna have to go and get the camera and check with the surgeon and i thought like i thought i need to show him that i need to show him that anyway i forgot about it and then one day he came in my office he was italian he was like you didn't tell me about the

i love dick and i was like oh fuck you know you didn't tell me about the tattoo that was funny we saw some really we saw some way and the woman that was in prison that me and you saw that day that was that was on tag she came in for lipo and then on the way out said can we go to mcdonald's now and the police actually bought her anyway that was ridiculous that was weird let her out on day release to go for a no stay you're in prison you bloody well stay there that was mad right you read the next one hi ashley lauren and lucas everyone loves pucus i've been listening to the podcast since day one thank you lauren actually helped narcissist oh let me convince about me lauren actually helped me through a really hard time years ago when my ex disappeared

off the face of the earth while i was pregnant with my baby girl i helped a lot of people so i don't know but that's sad it's modern day diana she was a massive inspiration to me and gave me hope that i would meet someone also thanks lo and behold i did and my daughter has the best dad she could have asked for even though he's not biological we've messaged about this before and she knows how grateful i am of her for this time oh thank you you all helped me through another awful time when my mum was in hospital and i was driving to and from wales three to four times a while she was in the last weeks of her life christ oh you gave me such a good laugh at the worst moments of my life so i just want to say thank you i feel like me and lauren have literally lived the

same life oh poor cow and just listening to you guys i love listening to you guys on my commute to work anyway by the way can you um whoever you are dm me so i know which one it is anyway the reason for my message really is because i wanted to see if you wanted any inside info for your de-influencing we do oh yes please i'm a hair and makeup artist and i work with celebrity and fashion mainly okay so if you did want any industry tips yes yes or celeb favorites yes yes or whatever i think is an absolute shocker that i would love to get involved send us a list send us a list i love hearing all your recommendations no so i thought this might be of interest anyway love you all lots thank you so first of all i'm so glad you're giving anyone hope out there that's

listening that doesn't matter who gave you the sperm hon it's who's the daddy yeah um so i'm glad that you got it and i'm sorry about your moment i'm glad that you're feeling better and also yeah please yeah i feel like makeup artists because they use so many different products and especially like celebrity makeup artists probably get gifted so much stuff and they don't give a shit what brand it is they want it to look good like can you tell us please please yeah can we like a segment oh my god we could get her on do you know what um i have heard is really really good the vita liberata face blur do you see it on asha's story no i used to use that but i used it years ago do you remember so i didn't know that there was a face blur so i used to use the body

blur on my face which probably wasn't great and it came a little pump thing honestly i remember using it for the first ever time and it was she put on it that it's better than charlotte tilbury Do you know I don't like Charlotte Tilbury I don't like Charlotte Tilbury So I used The Hollywood filter Yeah

And I used it Because maybe you got it Don't know And I've continued to use it And I don't know why And I still use it now And every time I think Shit

I don't like it I don't know why I'm still using it The drunk elephant Bronzing drops Yeah Are really good But Ciarte London

Have bought out These bronzing drops I thought they did nails They're constantly Out of stock You can't get them Like everyone Says these bronzing drops

are sick I've been sent well not been sent through a friend of a friend a face oil bloody hell a face tanning serum

I'll tell you if I think it's good I'll give you some to try the best face tanning serum I've ever ever ever used is the St. Moritz one it's £10 and it's the best

there you go and it doesn't give you any blackheads but yeah I the body blur is insane I wonder if they want to work with us yeah

well I really Vita Liberata body blur each Victoria's Secret angel before they go on stage has a whole pot of that put on them it's like a lot of people use it it's really and then what i do is i spray hairspray on it so it doesn't transfer oh okay because i do i will say like when you get in from the night out yeah yeah it looks like the bed let's see if they want to work with us maybe they might give us a discount code for our peeps yeah we'll ask them right go on

hi ladies absolutely love the pod and everything you stand for you made me realize that not giving a fuck is a way of life and you've also given me so many good tips and advice i can't thank you enough now my question is skincare related i've suffered on and off with cystic acne on my chin since i was 15 i was on the pill for many years to try and mask this problem ashley you will be pleased to know that last august i ditched the pill and since then my anxiety and general mood has been so much better i've also loved understanding my body yes however my cystic acne has wreaked havoc recently and it's really getting me down i talked to her advice and i started using the abagi pore therapy which worked initially but then it came back it's deeper rooted

then isn't it nothing seemed to be working all of a sudden my face has cleared out of nowhere and i'm pleased to say i've not had a spot in two weeks the only thing i can put it down to is introducing some new supplements after researching online about hormone imbalances i rank that zinc and omega-3 reduces testosterone so i gave it a try and it's amazing how important are supplements to skincare um can this really be the solution thank you so much starting from the inside out zinc is amazing one thing with zinc though never ever ever ever take zinc on an empty stomach yes it makes you feel very unwell like yeah and sticky it's not nice i've done that before and it was don't ever take zinc on um an empty stomach now skin um i mean the number one supplement you know

what we're gonna say athletic greens well the thing is see the thing is with that it's got your a to z yeah everything's back again so if you're like oh my god where do i begin where do i begin we'll get 75 in one fucking 75 um yes pure no binders no it's the best the athletic you've got everything there and then you know because some people can't afford for testing to find out what the yeah if athletic greens is expensive but then at the same time if you wrote down like well let's spend this much on this and this and and if you're trying skincare constantly because you can't get rid of a problem that's actually deeper rooted you're probably wasting absolutely well more than you would be doing at least with that without having to have tests to see what you

what you're potentially lacking you can know that you're having it all at once i love it i'll put a little highlight on with our link on um yeah i'll do that on my instagram so have a look over on there but yeah she's right isn't she it's so much deeper that's so much more than skin deep also i don't think people actually realize but supplements are so important for the skin all over your body now that means that postpartum you need to be on your game if you're not breastfeeding obviously and the ultra vitamin c sachets you found the dupe i found a dupe for 20 quid yeah yeah if you take three of them a day it improves your skin elasticity by 65 so that's where you're getting out your saggy tummy i mean there's a degree of it that we can't help like at the end of the day

you have the baby your skin stretched but to give yourself the fighting yeah yeah bovine collagen i got some of that marine collagen you need to mix them all really good shall we do um like a little patreon video on it supplements yeah yeah yeah everyone keeps asking we never get time maybe we can stick one on there yeah let's do it okay good idea oh yes okay let's have a little break we will be back after the break with your dilemmas and we've got a new man for all you singles out there but first are you a loyal listener of nip tuck podcast sorry finished yeah do you love us do you love everything about us have we helped you have you sent it to your friends if so send it to more friends put it in your whatsapp tell everybody

about this podcast the more listeners we get the more we can do as well like you don't realize the bigger we get the more we get the more extras we're gonna sneeze again the more extras we can give you um so it's in everyone's best interest really for us to really do very well so share the episode on whatsapp now if there's anyone that doesn't know about it send it to them send it bitch Okay, welcome back. Oh, this is a chunky monkey. Oh, I love a chunky one. Well, you can read it then.

I'm only joking. It's a smiley. Oh my God, I need to tell you. Did Schmee Schmaffy? No, right. What? So when I was on the cruise, because a load of influencers were on at the same time,

we had to do quite a lot of things together and I didn't realise one of the things was Ocean Beach. Did you go? No, I did not. I did not go. Why? Would you have got like PTSD? Yes.

That's exactly why I didn't go. Oh, was Schmee Schmaffy there? I expect so I don't even need to ask Guys has anyone had any Schmien Schmien No I just

In general Uncle Schmien In general I get pitty I was like Absolutely not going to Ocean Beach No no no Hi girls

Yeah James wouldn't look at you the same No because he wouldn't I can't even Everyone would have been Hi Lauren And then I would have been like Oh hi Hi girls

I've loved the pod from day one And I never thought I'd write in But I really like your advice I've been with my boyfriend for three years and he's taken on a lot me and my son who is six oh he's not taken on

that much darling I've always had the passcode to his phone so I've never really been bothered or suspicious idiot girl she's been on the bloody group chat

recently I was curious and went on his phone and saw his group chats with pictures full of naked girls well what do you expect they're not going to be knitting on there

are they only pics only fans pics which obviously made me feel like shit yeah because I knew he was seeing these but he never reacted

or replied to them good boy there you go so I thought fair enough it's a lads chat I looked at his friends on Facebook and Instagram

and saw he still had a few girls on there that he'd been interested in, liked pics of and messaged before so I deleted them. You shouldn't have done that. Anyway,

he brought it up and he thought I'd been on his phone and I said, why did you think that? And he said, well, I noticed a few people

had gone. This sparked up the argument. Why did you notice? This sparked up the argument and I asked how he knew he'd been taken off. He denied it at first and said he knew

his friend's numbers had gone down and then eventually he mentioned a few names and he noticed he'd not seen their posts. That's weird. a little bit this quite hurt a bit as i thought well why would you even notice and unless you

enjoyed seeing their updates anyway he said i was mad and that it's not like that he's always swore blind that he's only got eyes for me but i watched him in the car and i see him when we pass and he doesn't look immediately but if we could turn around a corner then i see him have a look honestly i know it makes me sound mental but i've never been like this before and the more he swears there's nothing to worry about the more i notice these small things we've argued about his phone so much that he's changed his password and now i feel even worse well i don't blame him i get no reassurance and he says if i want to leave him then i can there's no hint of please let's leave this and make it work well no because if he's innocent he's like annoyed because he's just like

men are like toddlers yeah you're being silly you're the only one for me and it's like well if that's the case then pack your stuff and go it's not like i want the chase after this many years i just want to feel like he really wants it and i want to stop feeling like he's interested in other girls there's so much more i could say but i don't even know how to word it this is a live messages i'm currently in bed crying over this as we were just discussing having a baby next year and i've recently bought a house together i don't know what to do anymore i'm sick of feeling like this and feeling like it's one-sided and i'm the only one who cares am i mad for just wanting him to chase me instead of shutting an argument off with well if you're

not happy then end it yeah if it was the other way around i'd be doing everything to make him feel better when we argue he can just go to sleep like nothing's happened as a man um as he has done now and i'm sat here thinking what the actual fuck it's nearly 1am and he's snoring downstairs while i'm in turmoil wondering what the hell to do right sorry my hay fever's booting off right okay girl read the book why men love bitches i know we always say this but oh my god my eyes are hurting that book honestly even if you've been married for 10 years it's a lifetime thing right the book basically explains men are creatures yes unusual creatures they like to feel like i am free man i can look at women i can be mad no one stopped me no one put me in box no no

no i swing willy so if you start nagging at him he's gonna i want easy breezy woman i know like this woman this woman telling me what to do go away woman the worst thing you can do right now is have a baby by the way yeah don't because no right you need to you need to stop this behavior right now otherwise it's only gonna go one way you will push him you'll push him away and you'll lose him yeah so stop giving a fuck about him looking at girls because you're better anyway you need to distract yourself i agree go out with your friends go to the gym a lot go to the gym buy new underwear you know what it might be as well because she said that he he took on her in a six-year-old now first of all never mind he took on he's lucky to have you yeah and he's lucky to

have your child as well never mind he took on like he picked you because you're amazing we need some self-love here yeah i feel like your confidence has been knocked hence you're doing all of this so do things that make you feel better now i don't know anything about you but distract yourself go to the gym whether you look good already look even better focus on yourself start going out with your mates a little bit more yeah have a little bit of confidence in yourself and just remember that you he's lucky to have you so whether he looks around the corner at someone you think to yourself who gives a fuck because i'm better yeah you need i think this is coming from a little bit of you yeah um and part of the reason i'm not just sticking up from here that he

might be saying well fuck off then he's because i would say i would if i was an app like james now if he came to me and started picking at me and i know i am someone went on my phone i'd tell them to piss off that I'm 100% faithful if he started with that shit it'd give me the it I'd say fuck off then

yeah yeah yeah I can't do any more than I do I'm loyal as fuck so do you know what fuck off then I would as well because he's probably

thinking I've done nothing wrong I've not replied to these pictures and he may have just noticed that ex that used to live down the road's

picture's not on there anymore he genuinely may have also really everyone pervs on people every now and then everyone pervs on everyone like it's fine

so I think you need to look within yourself and I think you need to have your own shit and he will start if you aren't what you're doing now is giving him

that much attention that he doesn't want it off you because he's getting enough do your own thing and watch how he all of a sudden is like why are you not back

where's she gone why do you not care that I'm sending naked pictures in the group chat anymore yes why are you at the gym again what

give yourself some hobbies and just have your own shit together and don't give a fuck remember who you are and stop checking his phone don't check his phone mate because if someone

checked my group chat they wouldn't be very happy either do you know what I mean girls talk about girls stuff i'm not saying it's necessarily about men but you might talk about past experiences you say stuff that no partner wants to see so don't don't look don't do that again right who is our guy of the week right girls so let me first tell you about dale from last week dale from roch dale that isn't we're never doing one of james's friends again right so what happened is this needs to be a totally no we're not doing that again because i do feel like people probably

just wanted to have a fucking nosy at james on his insta but no so um dale i forgot to tell him that the episode was actually going out he'd agreed it all absolutely anyway we're on the cruise we get this message this have anything to do with you two pure requests i was like shit no we need someone that actually wants no he does he does but he'd forgotten that i'd asked him to do it so he was like has this got anything to do with you two anyway i thought he was seeing someone i don't think he is i think we're fine did anyone hook up with dale i'll get an update off dale it's only it's been like a week give it a little bit longer but he's had loads of people following him he was following a few back few chats were starting so let's go for that this is amazing i

love it so this is what so i vouched for dale now someone else is vouching for this guy so this guy i actually this girl's been a listener and i know from our messages for fucking ages so she's she's one of us she's legit she's legit okay sorry but i'm gonna have to sign up my best mate matt for this single thing hello matt i don't understand how he is still single i met him through a relationship as it happens and for me it was always a natural friendship and we never became really close friends but i've never wanted to cross the line because i was with someone when i met him she's never got to that point with them which is why she's not with him but when i've gone through endless boy drama everyone has said what about matt he's the perfect perfect guy he'd never

cheat he's a gentleman i've never even had to buy my own drink when i've been out with him he's smart he's a bit dry with his one-liners i like that but he's very very funny um but it's not on that level for her so that's why she's not with him so you can have him so you can have him um he isn't the most sensitive which you don't really want from a man oh no but he understands when women are sensitive i've fully snotted on his shoulder many times and he's never minded honestly guys he's the most perfect man let's meet your picture one sec oh he looks lovely right i'll describe matt he looks tall perfect good start i like matt look his head's even cut off on that picture So that's how tall he is.

He's got a warm face. Yeah, he's got like a beard stubble vibe. Bit more than stubble, bit less than a beard. I think we post that picture of Matt, but scribble her out. Yeah, that's fine. Because we don't want people thinking it's his girlfriend. So he sent a picture with the girl. He looks about six foot four.

Do you think? Yeah. Unless she's just a midget. Then he'd be about six foot. Yeah. So I think he looks lovely. He looks like warm. Like you look at him, he's got a lovely smile.

Okay. Cute. So we will post him. I checked if he had the permission and he said, yeah, he's 27. He's from Tameside, Manchester. He's got a good job in the public sector. I don't know what that means. Good pension.

His Instagram is... Can do all the virgin voyages. His Instagram is Matthew, so M-A-T-T-H-E-W, Quinn. Oh, a lovely surname. Quinn. Mrs. Quinn. You could be Mrs. Quinn. Q-U-I-N-N-1-6-1.

Matthew Quinn, 161. oh my god she's also said which I absolutely love about this he doesn't really use his Instagram loads fucking brilliant also please send in for me anyone that you think any mate

your brother your brother-in-law someone that if the question is asked all the time why are you single yeah then we want them get them in gals

I'm gonna message her right now and say Matt is featured on Friday on won't be this Friday will it yeah is it this Friday

right it's Matt then remember on nip tuck we want i've got really bad jaw lock here okay so that's our lonely hearts area um loads of girls keep messaging me they're not getting it saying can i be featured no no boys unless you're a lesbian in that case absolutely or bisexual but no because our listeners are women mainly and yeah some gay so you wouldn't want to be featured on it but we need to do some kind of like singles event one time maybe do you think guys would come yeah i do do you know they've just started doing one you've never been to this bar um at the west gate in hail

okay a singles night i think it's on like a wednesday have a look on their instagram let's see how this goes because i feel like we could do bits here right so thank you so much for listening guys don't forget you can get in touch hello at nipped up pod.com you can get in touch on whatsapp just give the link in our bio a little tap and it'll tell you all the bits and bobs and don't forget to give us a five star review and we will be back next wednesday with our next episode of nip tuck pod so get sending in your ics your dilemmas your questions your queefs have a lovely lots of love