Nip Tuck - Bonus Babes: There's Something About Mary

Episode Date: May 5, 2023

It's the Bonus Baby! One listeners got some great advice on where to find a fit fella, Ashley's sister is at war with Tinder and the girls help answer a pretty wild dilemma: What do you do if you are sleeping with a guy and his sister at the same time...To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, icks & dilemma's via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to nick tuck not giving up this is a bonus bible where we get really silly we get stupid we get more silly this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women how many times we've had to record that because somebody keeps having a moment james keeps doing and i've said it what like focus no like clapping no like a bit like an ADHD thing, like, you go, whoo! Yeah. Now I'm doing it now. Okay.

Yippee-doo-dah-dee! Whoo! This is all about being unapologetically yourself. So, on Nip Tuck, we want you to get your voices heard. You can email us at hello at niptuckpod.com. You can also send us your ics, your dilemmas, your sex stories, everything else via WhatsApp. That means we can play your voice notes.

We bloody love a voice note, don't we, Laura? Yes, I do like a voice note. I like a Scottish one the best. We can keep them anonymous. Anything you want us to do, just send us over the good stuff. If you head over to this episode's description, then it will tell you how to get in touch. We want to know what's been getting on your tits,

what's giving you the ick, and any other bits. Just everything. Really say what you want because we do, don't we? Yeah. Because we don't give a fuck. Lauren. Lauren.

We've got a little message I want you to read out to everyone, please. yes girls i love you i feel like people always start it with that which is really nice and i also think it's so that we play them out so they think i'm an og listener so my husband had an awful accident last week selfish i know lol he's gonna be okay okay i can say it's icky then i've been spending four hours a day driving and i've managed to get caught up i mean i need to be in therapy but the pod is getting me through right now whilst i've been here i've been pottering around the hospital 24 hours a day whilst i'm not driving home ah so it's a long way from home it's a long way from home and she's got an update for the singles so she's always thinking about

you singles places that you're going to meet a husband is a hospital lobby really yeah i'm seeing potential left right and center oh my god mate your husband's had an accident icky as fuck and you're you're grafting in the hospital lobby go on girl fill your time while she's going to m&s for a buddy she's having a little look premium peen premium peen yes private hospital prescribed prescribed no prescriber peen inpatient peen we are looking outpatient peen physio peen she says physios are usually quite fit consultant peen doctor peen subcontractor peen because there's always work getting done on hospitals as well builders it's always dirty builders the candidates are here girls utter talent so how would we do this then you would have to either

just go in and wander around pretend you're waiting for someone not sure that's allowed well they wouldn't no one would know yeah you could flowers and some grapes yeah walk around a bunch of flowers and grapes you know you're not allowed to take flowers into hospitals anymore no you're so boring with your boring fucking no i'm just saying you can't get them delivered or anything no i know you can't that's after covid though wasn't it um the shit anyway because then you just sit them in the hospital and everyone else looks at them so why could you could fake an illness that could be one way of doing it but that's long that's lengthy i would just like you say lucas carry the grapes around reception maybe take a laptop and look like you're waiting for

someone oh that's a laptop always yeah i love a laptop because you can look like you're really important when really you're just on youtube i've seen good single memory not i've seen none i have seen none and like i'm not adverse so you if you see a good looking man you know a good looking man i've not i can't help you girls because i haven't seen one however however however something interesting i have to tell you that i actually meant to tell you and this is half a story as usual but i will fill you in properly when i can there's a podcast and i think he's called chris the guy he's fairly good looking kind of short hair is very successful podcast and he does a podcast about why men and women are not in the right place and apparently what it is is that

women now are looking for people on their education level and above which is fine but the women's education level is now so much higher than it used to be back in say the 50s therefore it's making the numbers of men that are available to us much less so no it's so true ash think about it women are so much more successful than they used to be yeah yeah or no absolutely yes yeah yeah so they are looking for people on their level or up okay yeah now back when we weren't that successful our level was everyone well just didn't have the education they that meant i don't think it's that i think it's that society yeah you know women couldn't vote yeah you couldn't do this not so so the lucky so what you were looking for basically we were that low

that anything was above us kind of thing so that to us was impressive now we are much higher in our education level and our jobs are so much better we are not looking at anyone underneath us and that has then shortened the amount of men but men haven't caught up so women are speeding the fuck up with how well we're doing how we're progressing how successful but men aren't speeding up enough we've evolved we've evolved and the men haven't evolved quicker so there's a lot of men now that are underneath our level it's all a bit off because one of the statistics that he said and i can't fucking remember it but our next episode will come prepared was that basically we think everyone's shagging they're not and the level something like i need to find out the amount of

men that haven't had sex in a year was like 40 50 yeah and all these dating apps are out there and sex is supposedly so accessible well if these dating apps are working why are we not all shagging right we're not i've got a story so if anyone here works at hinge my sister's been banned off hinge oh she got a funny out again so we made a tiktok at christmas um where did she we played we played out um like men's voice notes yeah on hinge that they'd done and we read them out that's funny though it was funny but because it must have gone against their guide yeah she's been barred off hinge and it was via her phone ip address as well they went that far so she's had to get teddy's ipad so teddy basically has now got hinge well she gets barred again teddy's fucked

No, well, Teddy, for the rest of his life, can't get on Hinge now. He's not going to need it. So where'd she come from? She gets Teddy's iPad out of a drawer and her and Saskia sit together. And Saskia goes, what's wrong with that man's head? I don't like that one. And we were looking and there's nothing. This tumbleweed.

We need to do something about this. Do you know what? Right, I've had an idea. We need to help people. I've had an idea. Guys and girls Every week we're going to do A featured single of the week

You have to submit yourself We need a photo We don't get that many men Men, right I've got a better idea Only men Right, girls Your brothers

Is this what you meant? Oh my god, I thought you meant women as well You mean men, right One man So girls, we want your brothers So we say like This is Ben, he's 25 He's a this

This is his insta name Go girls I love that It's a fucking great idea they have to submit it themselves because otherwise and they can only say positive stuff or nothing

yes yeah and the thing is though we want girls don't put these men forward unless they're good men let's not get fuckboys out there like you need to know

you need to vouch for them yeah so if guys the amount of girls that listen to there is pure puss we've hit over a million

yeah a million puss a million a million dingle dangles and it's mainly women so if you so if you're an eligible man

we could charge for this right okay so if you're an eligible man or you know an eligible man now this is a tick list kind caring don't cheat attractive attractive um just a good guy over 18 over 18 and we wonder why the single if you brother your workmate is if you're serious about getting into a relationship as well we don't just want we don't want shaggers you can go on the apps for that if you know someone who's single and

you're always like why are you still single we're gonna put them to us we're gonna put you on the best platform for pussy forget Raya forget Tinder forget Hinge you will get featured on

Nip Tuck and we are going to find you some eligible fucking women and we want feedback from the date we'll put your

insta name and all our girls can flock for you and you fucking take your pick yeah because we've got the premium

Nip Tuck puss and we want feedback from the date yeah just call me Cilla Black what does Cilla Black say

suppose she wasn't a very nice lady you can't say that she's dead I mean legally you can she's dead she's got no rights ah okay

well there we go then it's out there anyhow you have no rights ah really so I can say anything I want about the dead I mean you might get

hated for it in terms of what's the word in terms of fans yeah yeah yeah but you actually

can't be seen have you heard that Cilla Black's not a very nice person I haven't heard that no yeah I haven't heard that

I have anyone about James Corden being I have heard that James Corden's a twat and do you know what he's really funny but now

I can't I don't find him funny he's been cancelled I can't unsee or unhear what I've heard about him now and now whenever even when he's funny

I'm a bit like nah guys if you've met any celebrities like we don't want to hear about the kind shit that's boring tell us if you've met

any celebrities and they've been like we could have a celebrity twat of the week yeah that would be really funny Greta Thunberg have you ever met a celebrity twat we used to get them in at work sometimes but they weren't

real celebrities they thought they were yeah i'm trying to think now do you know who was a knob do you know who was a knob and she's all about the be kind lucas you're gonna have to bleep this name out because she was a fucking bitch so i've heard that she i think to be fair now horrible to be fair now i think she was going through a bad time then and i think she's actually a different person now I've watched her on quite a few things recently and I think she probably was a bit of a dick it was a swinging jaw for me but I think on social media no I think um I think she's all right now actually I've watched her in a few things and and we all evolve like I was probably a twat as well at some point I still am um anyway where were we okay okay I've lost my I've lost my trail of

thought um oh god girls I had to share this with you because I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed at least this year anyway so i've been ill all week just full of cold it's not dripping from every orifice it's been lovely um but i thought i'll book a hair appointment in try and make myself feel better luckily i'd put makeup on because i just look like absolute shit um so i've turned up to her appointment and i'm already getting a hot sweat coming on i'm sat in the chair beads of sweat dripping down my forehead and little to my knowledge because i've never been here the guy that was cutting my hair is an absolute fitty no oh my god you're so fit and not gay and so i'm already starting to sweat profusely at this point we have a very awkward

conversation for the entire appointment it feels like a first date although i'm sure to him it definitely didn't and then at the end just to make things worse i've got up from the chair it's a black no he's not he's sweat on the chair and there's a perfect imprint of my arse in sweat on his chair and i just wanted the ground to swallow me up i've given myself the ick and i'll be single for the rest of my life anyway love the podcast guys just had to share that with you keep up the good work and if you're ever in sheffield hit us up for a night out no you sweaty bitch no way with you and your sweaty ass oh babe do you know what first of all there should be a warning

if your hairdresser's not gay and fit there's somebody when you book in should warn you there should be a sign in the window there should be a sign

that says you're straight and fit when you book in you'll get 2pm just to let you know darling the guy that's cutting your hair really attractive and straight so if you want to

just pop a bit of makeup on and don't piss or sweat on the chair just want to do a bit of babbing yeah there is nothing more humbling than after you've had your hair washed

in the back wash and you look at yourself and you can see yourself in the mirror and you're sat there like with no hair and do you know what i don't happen to me once and it was really uncomfortable i went to a hairdresser i've not been before and there was a girl in there that you know not that i don't get on with but you know whether it's past before you know you know you all know what i mean there's

not any actual beef where you're gonna but they're just you know them they know you you maybe you've slept with the same person there's beef curtains there's been some form of not greatness and then you sit down and you realize they're there and you the whole time you know they're there and then you sit there with your hair slicked back and your foils in and you look like a piece of shit and you're thinking fucking hell what's happened to me before it is what it is it is what it is i hate going to the hairdresser you know i hate it hate it hate it hate it so lucas this episode has taken out some ics and we're doing more beauty questions the reason being our dms now i used to laugh at ash for this but they're getting ridiculous so ash had one the

the day and it was really lovely girl sent over her entire i wish i could reply yeah sent over her entire current skincare regime and asked ash if it was right or not now first of all the only problem with this is we don't know what your skin looks like we're not dermatologists so just to reiterate we will tell you what we like what we think's good but we're not dermatologists we can't look at your skin and be like okay you need to go to a dermatologist so but we do want to answer your beauty questions because we get so many so this episode is going to be a little more on that And I could talk about it for days. Yeah, and you're amazing with it.

Like, I just know what's good, but I don't know if it's going to be good for everyone. So, hi, girls. I get the worst dry, cracked lips in winter. Despite trying to make sure I drink more water, they're just not looking great. My lipsticks and any glasses make them look so much worse. And I feel like the barrier creams I've used

just form a thick, uncomfortable layer over my lips. Yeah, they don't. So, obviously, I do lip blush. Vaseline is disgusting. Makes your lips worse. All it is is a barrier cream. So, if you're going on a big hike and you want to protect your skin from the elements.

And yeah, it's great, but it's got no moisturising properties. It's petroleum jelly. I've recently tried the... How do you spell that? L'Anige Lip Mask. L'Anige Lip Mask, which is gorgeous. And my lips feel nice and plump. And then the next morning again,

it feels short-term and within days I'm frosty again. Do you have any tips or advice on how I can get rid of the constant lip scab? Please share your juicy lip hacks. Love from Demi. First of all, you do know that lip, it can be connected to something else not being quite right. Like in your body?

Mm-hmm. so she could do i know we say this to a lot of people actually could do with blood tests because it's normally an imbalance of something and my mum once had you know the sores in the corners of her mouth and it turned out to be um iron and calcium yeah um so just maybe check that because it's often related to something else oh i know i know i know very impressed right okay i've got the lonnie's lip mask have you got it no i don't need it i've not got scrappy lips it's it's just very luxurious it tastes amazing and you put it on your lips at night and you wake up in the morning and they're stunning i've actually just bought the new flavor which is gummy what is it so sorry

is it a mask overnight product or like something that you stick on or is it it's like a little product it comes with a little scoopy bit and you put it on so basically just pay loads of money for a scoopy bit yeah it's just silly um right okay i'm gonna tell you now guys i've shared this before the best thing that you can put on your lips to actually cure them apart from having a blood test and finding out what you um are inadequate of obviously stay hydrated all that bullshit but basically olive oil extra virgin olive oil tiny bit on your finger put it on your lips a few times they will be perfect what we give after lip blush um so when we do lip blush no no when we do lip blush um if you've ever had lip flush and your lips have swollen up and scabbed and bled then

you ain't had it done right honey so you should literally have a little bit of dryness for a few days after swelling for maybe a couple of hours tiny bit of dryness you should not be scabbing you should not be bruising you should not be swelling excessively you should be able to go about your day pretty much the next day if that's not happened to you if it was an agony it shouldn't hurt either you've been you've had it done wrong let's just let me put that out there um but what we use afterwards is vitamin a and d yeah in those little in the sachets and you often get them when you've had your eyebrows done you can get them on amazon in little um squeezy tubes as well so i I use it as a gloss as well

because say you put it on over your lipstick before you go out it doesn't stick to your hair it's not horrible but we use that to heal your lips after lip blush

so try that as well the Lansio lip stuff is absolutely amazing L-A-N-S-I-O-H and it's purple do you remember we went to that event

and we met the girls that worked there and they were like oh my god you've shared it before yes and they now make it in a lip thing

because it's so popular I swear they do a flight bar it's what you put on your nipples when you're breastfeeding I'm sure they do a balm that you put on before you fly, and I've used that, and it was amazing. It's absolutely stunning, their stuff.

So there you go, Demi. Babies. Right, let's have a little break, and then we'll be back with your dilemmas. Welcome back, guys. So I've got a question for you. are you a loyal listener of nip tuck do you set an alarm on a wednesday and a friday ready for our new release do you lol whilst on the train or driving to work at our podcast well why not tell

your nearest and dearest all about what they're missing out on spread the love spread the podcast go on your whatsapp share the episode put it on your instagram tell everyone you to share it thank you thank you thank you and that was a public service announcement by ashley yeah okay so we've got a dilemma dilemma of the week now and again i do it depends if i can be asked hello lovely ladies i'm wondering if you can help me with my dilemma absolutely might be awful advice but we will help so i'm completely straight oh this is very interesting okay if a sentence ever starts if i'm completely then you're not so i'm completely straight However, you're not then.

One night I went out and my best friend's friend was there. Let's call her Mary. So are these both females? Yes. She's called Mary, hon. Okay. Who is a lesbian. Mary the les.

I had kissed... Pack your trunk and go back to the circus. Mary the lesbian packed her trunk and said go back to the circus. I had kissed her brother before at the pub. Let's call him Steve. parents are really inventive Mary and Steve so Mary's a lesbian

Mary's brother's called Steve she's making up names by the way you're over complicating this just fucking read it but nothing more so she's kissed Mary's brother and nothing more came of it

anyway I ended up sleeping with Mary what? the lesbian the lesbian you just said she's straight keep carry on

I can't since then I've been seeing Steve on and off and it started to get a little serious and we started to get feelings for each other but she's

licked out her sister his sister but every time I go out and Mary's there we end up sleeping together being about three times in the space of six months but me and Mary

talk every day this is really weird I don't even fancy her I just like her as a best friend but when I'm drunk something always happens it got out

that we'd done bits and when I was at Steve's the other day he asked me if I fucked his sister Oi have you fucked my sister I said no we had a drunk kiss

kiss on the fanny that's all and he believed me I really like Steve a kiss on the majora labia on the vulva on the clit I really like Steve

but I also love Mary he's a best friend and I'm shit scared that everything's going to come out what do I do well mate you're not straight

so take that idea out of your head you're bisexual or something you're whatever you want to fucking be this sounds like it's gonna get a little bit messy so i think you need you can't stay with steve nah you don't like steve you don't like steve you've been harping on about mary a little bit more you you know you've

you've three times in six months that's once every two months there's something about there's something about mary okay um yeah you and steve are not gonna work finish and also steve's such a little pussy for being like have you fucked my sister okay so steve steve is stupid like get rid of steve and i think you need a bit of time on your own hon with mary you need to work out whether it's the mary's or the steve's or both that you want but i do think you need a minute because just just think about this right you've been straight she's been straight right then all of a sudden wow shit i've slept with a girl then all of a sudden wow i'm now with steve this is a lot to take in yeah yeah you shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone never mind

Yes, you. I've never been with a Mary. No, I mean, you jump from one to the other. Exactly, exactly. And this is why I can give this advice. My advice to you now is fuck Steve off. See what happens with Mary, but I think you need a minute.

You need a minute, hon. You do not want to be getting into a relationship with Steve. It's not going to work anyway because you've been licking his sister out. But if it's fun shagging Mary, just carry on. Keep shagging Mary, but get rid of Steve. You can't, like, what are you going to do? Hop from bedroom to bedroom.

And can I just say, do you know what I think would actually be one of the best things in the world? Oh, my God, I know as well. Being a lesbian. No. With Stephen Mary. That's a test.

Not for her. Honestly, what I actually may turn into in later life is having a best friend lesbian lover that, you know, sometimes, like, we shag and stuff, but really the majority of the time we talk about girly things. We share each other's clothes, lipsticks. She knows how to do my hair and make-up for me. What are you talking about?

This is really stupid. Are you a lesbian? i don't understand what you're asking for you've just that'd be lovely yeah that's a best friend yeah but that's what she's saying mary's turned into her best friend and and she likes shagging her as well so that's good it sounds great doesn't it i don't know i don't know i don't know where you're going with this yeah i like it keep keep up with mary i don't start trying to do that with me i'm being deadly serious i'll do all the above but don't start trying to shag me do you know what because i'm not how is this that time you shaved my vagina yeah uh were you looking

at my labia when you were like in the when we were in the back it was your arsehole i shaved actually um anyway the i'm not doing that i'm not i'm not into that how is this not a thing do you know like when you've had enough of men but you know like your mum's had enough of men hasn't she well my dad's dead so it's slightly different i think i don't know unless she killed him no like Like, as in, like, probably, like, into, like, my 40s, 50s, 60s, I'm going to be, like, off. You're done with men. Done.

Like, that's what I mean. If I had died, I'd be done with men. Would you? Yeah. Okay. Well, I think so. And then if you're, like, a single parent but you can't be arsed with men and you're doing well.

I don't know where you're going with this. Wouldn't it be nice to just, like, live with your best friend and their kids and when you both go out, like, someone's always there to look after the kids. So, one of the things, I actually ruined the pact by getting with James, but me and my friends were saying, if we all put together, we could buy the biggest mansion like we could spend

a big money and we could have a huge mansion where we weren't on top of each other like we had the space all the kids played together we all helped each other

out with the kids we had a laugh share clothes share kids clothes that's what I'm saying we were going to do this and then I met James can we not make that

more of a thing apparently in China they do this the women get together and something and get a house I've seen it somewhere yeah in other cultures

they do like I feel like it should be a thing yeah I think it's a great idea men wouldn't be good at living together at this point are we having sex together too because you've confused everything for me now.

No, but what I'm saying is she fell into having sex with Mary. You don't fall in... I've never, ever, ever fell into having sex with any woman or my friends. I've not either, do I? Anyway, whatever. You've got it in you.

I don't know what to do. You've got it in you. Probably have. Get rid of Steve. See where it goes with Mary, but just enjoy yourself. Steve's not right for you, honey. No, no, no.

I don't know where we're at now. I loved that dialogue. That was a fucking belter. Okay, well, I've got another one for you okay hey girlies i've been having a bit of a girl problem and i need your advice i've been seeing a guy for about a year and a half however there's a few problems in this relationship and i want to see what you guys think so i dated him and he cheated on me which absolutely broke me but after a few months i started getting back together with him we've been on and off since

the start of last year i really like this guy but i'm not sure that if he likes me in the same way or if he just wants to get into my pants and use me recently this week I've been having morning sickness for the last three days and I've never had this before I know I've only been sleeping with him and I think I could potentially be pregnant I'm only young and have never experienced this before what should I do I've taken pregnancy tests but I think it's too early to know should I tell him i might be pregnant and scare him off this is like a jacuzzi hot tub mccosey again or just tell no one also should i stop seeing this guy because i know he's bad for me and not many of my friends like him because they know what he did to me in the past yes but i really

just like his company how do i get over this complete mess that i put on myself anyway thought i'd share because it's a massive cloud that's been hanging over me i love you loads so if you've done a pregnancy test if you buy an early a first response or an early uh clear blue you could actually find out you're pregnant six days before your miss period okay so i don't know which one she's used i think there's a few elements here number one i think we should hope that you're not pregnant because that opens a can of worms and we'll deal with that another day i think we're gonna say you're not because the test says no and i think i'll be honest here i think you want to tell him because you want to get attention i'm going to be honest i what i'm reading this as

but you want to tell him you're pregnant to try and make him to trap him to try and get his attention to try and make him want you and it's not it's going to push him away further i remember being quite young and that was quite a thing that people did you thought i might be pregnant and you did it for attention like we've all done it i've done it i've not like when you're young young you know um you know just those over 16 um do you know what i mean though like i feel like this is all about the guy um and i think yeah if he cheated on you then no you shouldn't get back with him and if your friends don't like him then most friends don't like a boyfriend because they can see something that you can't see if your friends don't like a boy and it's not just one friend

there's a few it's normally because you have got rose tinted glasses on and you're not seeing what everyone else is yeah so that is always a good indication of whether he's a good person how do i get over this complete mess i've put on myself well you haven't you've not as long as you're not it's all fixable um and if you are then we deal with that you know you deal with that as it comes but if you're not pregnant then no you don't tell him that you might be pregnant you make sure that that doesn't happen again and you get on some form of contraception or an app that tracks your period so let's not let you get pregnant with this guy stop shagging him why are you giving it away for free like when i say for free i don't mean money and stuff what i mean is he's not giving you

any emotional support whatsoever you've got yourself into this pickle where you know you're overthinking things like he's not in a pickle you're stressing yourself out honey so just he's not good for you i think the answer's there you've got yourself in a pickle therefore he's not right no relationship should ever put you in a pickle no you need to distract yourself now because this is going to be hard because you clearly have got yourself into a pickle a little bit of a pickle and you clearly pickled onion isn't she um so i would distract yourself with something else get a new guy get into the gym new guy new guy yeah get on the very good yeah good distraction i think in this case you probably just need some attention from somewhere else yeah

you've probably just got to be obsessed with him which we all do just get some attention somewhere else and then you can be obsessed with the next one and this is how it goes until you're older and wiser you just get you just go from obsession to obsession love it love it bye-bye lauren we watched a tiktok do you want to explain it okay so it's a girl on tiktok it's gone pretty viral i think you sent it to me i normally don't watch any of the tiktoks you send me because you fucking bore me with them um oh my god the wayne liniker gregs though that was disgusting anyway um so this tiktok was basically about a girl who was furious and she said that somebody she'd been at a party and somebody had had a little girl in the kitchen four months four months old and had given her a

bit of chocolate cake and i think she said she realized when the dad was it the dad ran in and was like ah no get it out of her mouth so she took the kid fucking stormed out furious has fallen out with the person made a big scene and everyone's telling me she's overreacting and now everyone's telling her that she's overreacting and she was like am i overreacting on it i know what your answer's gonna be you shouldn't put feed something no you shouldn't no you shouldn't however it could have allergies i know but i'm just no i like listen i wouldn't storm out of the house and make a thing of it if the baby ended up okay yeah right that's and also i have left the baby with someone else and walked out of the room yeah you're yeah my baby could have a nut allergy

yeah these allergies are about however i've got to be honest if i i wouldn't so say um six months old fine yeah but no but still not if they've got an allergy so it's a hard one so say you gave a little boy a biscuit i'd do that to be honest um i would do that without thinking of it um when thea was about five to six months so she was starting to go she's a little bit older one of my best friends yeah i hope you're listening gave her she was eating some chocolate and had some on her finger and gave her a bit and then i came back i was like have you just put that and i found it i was like you dick and that's not she was fine and i didn't think it was that big a deal i'll be honest well um i just think people if people do things and they don't mean but i think what

you have to remember is where was the intention with this if someone really was silly there then you just go don't do that again i think making a big scene out of it unless they've gone out there and thought i'm gonna get your phone one fold and i'm gonna shove some chocolate which they haven't so let's remember people's intentions if you've listened from the beginning we had a dilemma sent and when this girl couldn't afford um nursery so she had to send her young child i think the child was one or 18 months to her mother-in-law's on a friday yeah and she said that when she used to go around the child was eating kfc do you remember that personal preference and we said it's not great like send it around with a packed lunch and be like that's it's packed lunch yeah because

that's not great it's not ideal yeah but the child's being fed and your mum's looking after it and you shouldn't have and you're saving

70 quid a day so let them have as much of the bonus bucket as you want with their snacks and that's what they eat

and stick to it yeah anyway the gravy's good we're not the best at the parenting goodbye I just think

I don't think it's great but I wouldn't have stormed off and caused a scene no I wouldn't have been like oh my god she's four mums

don't do that guys I mean you do you you do what you want but something that freaks me out and i find weird and i'm just gonna throw it out there it's probably something i do it's definitely not at saskia's nursery which by the way i absolutely love is honestly the best ever there are a lot of vegan babies in the baby bit the thing is ash if you're a vegan and you

really believe it's the most healthy best way of life then you're going to do that for your child because vegans whether they're right or wrong i don't know enough about it i'm not gonna say i do they genuinely believe what they're doing is best for their body and the most healthy thing whether it is or not I don't fucking know

so if it is then of course you are then going to let your child do that because you believe you believe it is the right thing you believe it is

the most healthy way of life so of course you're going to do that for your child why would you do the most healthy thing of life to you and not to your child

of course you're going to it just makes me sad you know at like parties when they get the piece of cake and they're not allowed the cake because they're vegan

and I guess that's a bigger movement Sue's vegan, so no cookies. You can have a carrot. And from that moment... Oh, it's the sausage rolls. I love a buffet. It puts the kid into...

I get you. I get you. But if they believe it's the healthiest thing for their child... Yeah, live and let live, baby. Or maybe everything should be vegan. I'm not vegan. I like a sausage, buddy. I'm vegan.

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