Nip Tuck - BONUS: Webcams & W*nks!

Episode Date: July 12, 2025

Sorry we're having problems with Apple Subs, which we're working on. But here is this week's BONUS for free! Hear Ashley’s latest dog dilemma. And have you heard of hidden webcams? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patreon, Apple subs, people that pay for this, Apple subs, footlong sub, I have got a mouthful of, you've got a mouthful of dog, is it, wait, is it the same as a Colin Caterpillar, but it's a sausage dog, so it's just a Colin Caterpillar, you have fallen into a fucking trend when it's just a Colin Caterpillar, Christina, have you ordered the tracksuit? Oh, I want to order it. I want to order it now. It will be sold out. I'm doing it now. I've got a nice tracksuit on today, but it's nearly sold out.

And I've told these two, I got it in a medium. So if I were you two, I'd get a large. No, no, no. See, I don't take it. I would go large anyway, but I need to check the size

because I'm a size 12. Yes, I am a whole lot right now. Show me. i'm not that big i would have thought you'd be a small no so my friend no i'm getting a medium i'm not that fucking big okay i'm not saying large is big but she's just showing it to me now i'm not saying large is big she's showing it me now and there's room in it is what i'm saying um i'm getting a medium and if it doesn't fit i'm gonna pretend it my friend got a double xl that's why i i'm so glad i messaged her and i was like i was gonna order an extra small and she was

like no no no no no no i ordered something from them before and i was an extra big yeah and it was right okay so well go off me on this and um get it ordered and get the muumuu sliders ordered because you will wear them i need them i need a trainer that's not bulky honestly you can wear nicely do you know what i mean it's not like a bulky trainer if you are sat sleeping on the decorator shoe my mu mu new balance yes they were like 800 and something quid but how long have i had them now a few months and i've worn them so they've only got the beige in a small have they is it sold out in the medium this they had it this morning the white they've got the white not the beige the white would be nice on holiday on you okay i'm gonna get it

should i get me i'm not getting a large so whatever go meet him it's the beige fully sold out yeah they've only got small and i'm not getting this more um i'm getting medium and if it doesn't fit then i'm not gonna tell you i need to tell you all a secret okay what the dog oh yes we can only talk about on here because my dad listens to the podcast like that and can we talk about your surgery on here yeah yeah okay um maybe next time go so basically the dog is i told you all didn't i my mum had this pomeranian lauren will explain alfie alfie has been there since i've known ashley and i would go to the point where he would have a fucking placemat at the dinner table yeah like alfie's been there forever he's a cute little

was a cute pomeranian just the cutest little thing would lie on his back you could carry him like a baby yeah and he was the he was my mom's third child baby and he was just an actual baby and my sister yeah yeah and he was really he was really really cute and then he died how long about a year ago was it a year ago last summer um and it was tragic for beverly yeah 17 was he 17 i didn't know yeah and it was tragic for her but she also lost her mom a couple of not that long before and my sister had just moved to dubai moved to dubai and then alfie was the final fucking straw yeah and she has been absolutely heartbroken ever since hasn't she literally um so so our friend royer i feel like this dog the way it has come to me was meant to be was

meant to be and i because to be fair i would have felt quite bad like buying a random pomeranian off a breeder because i've heard loads of really bad stories you know what we're not even gonna get into it but dog breeding is what wild yeah like when i went to buy alfie yeah there's a lot of bad stuff it was 17 18 years ago it was the day i passed my driving test and it was at this house and wow there was sawdust on the floor they were picking the dogs up by the neck and i honestly i think that they sold him to me when he was a few weeks old he fitted in my hand yeah there's a lot and apparently they didn't even question a 17 year old girl coming to pick it up like i just just turned up i am listening i'm just um but um notifying myself when the beige comes and starts

so basically um our friend roya who we used to work with we love roya she has got two pomeranians honey and hugo the mom and dad and one looks exactly like alfie yeah the dad and her two pomeranians had babies so the mummy honey had it had to have a c-section and it had tiny yeah and it had a black one and a white one and roy is keeping the black one because she was like i've not got a black pomeranian whatever and she wanted to keep one i think they might be rare i feel like i'm not seeing any black i think they are then um she was like putting pictures on instagram she didn't even advertise that she was selling it and I was like Roya if you decide to sell this please tell me and she was like I would only sell it to someone that I know yeah because she's she's had

like people offering to buy it yeah and then she's looked at the profiles and thought oh god no yeah um anyway then I was like right I'll have it I just said I'll have it yeah because I've been thinking about my mum getting a new dog and like my mum keeps sending me these videos she's been making montages montages of the dog like i can tell i just had a wine at night selling she sat there with the picture oh don't it's literally hot and my dog my mum's dog is on last legs and i am dreading it buy another puppy now absolutely not it's it caught they cause a nightmare i'm dreading it anyway she like wells up when she sees she was telling me about how she went into the dog's home to drop alfie's harnesses off and as she was walking in out a man with a pomeranian was

walking in and she was like i've dropped my pomeranian's harnesses off you can have them they're over there no mommy's don't so anyway she needs this a dog and she lives in this gorgeous house massive back garden like right near this lake that you would come walk around i was like do you not feel like a weirdo walking around on your own because i would cry yeah yeah so anyway i bought i bought the fucking dog oh it's so fucking cute and then i stupidly i shouldn't have told anyone i should have just turned up with the dog in a box with obviously breathing holes then i told my mom and she was like we need to tell your dad because i'm scared and then i told my dad and he's like if you buy the dog it will be going to the dog's home we knew we knew

that your dad was not going to be okay you wouldn't have reacted well we knew and you did what am i gonna do drop it off and shut the door and run put it in the house and run why doesn't he want it because you said they're annoying they are annoying and they are annoying yeah but my mom wants to be annoyed yeah and i think you've got to be fair like you've grown up francesca's moved away her mom's passed away her fucking dogs like give the woman a fucking dog so then i rank her best friend and her best friend was like the your mom needs the dog yeah so she was like i will speak to your dad at the weekend right that's good because you probably just irritate him yeah because i'm seeing him and i will try but she was like ashley you've done the right thing in

buying the dog i think the mom's friend couldn't have bought the dog off a rando no no no i think that your mom's friend needs to speak to your dad as a grown-up and like my mom because you're just annoying me and turning up at the house cycle like she wants the dog oh god um i someone's got to speak to him and if not i suggest a drop and run well i took teddy and ed to meet the dog and if they go on holiday you'll have to i said i will have the insurance because i think he's worried about the holiday thing they can go on holiday because he when i when we went for lunch with your mom he said she said that he is obviously the sad about alfie but he's quite pleased that they can go on holiday more now yeah and he wants to go away more so um then yeah the

dog oh the dog what is she already got a name for it yes so we went to meet the dog me teddy and ed and it fits in your hand it's so cute and teddy was like i want to call it chase you know like paw patrol um so then i was like to mum like oh it's called chase and she was like no i want to call it hugo how weird the dad is called hugo i just feel like chase i feel like chase is like an american it's like calling it like an american name like lincoln no so it's called hugo okay so i will update you go arriving i can pick hugo up from in two weeks yesterday right okay so i think i will go and get hugo first make sure he's got everything bought for him um i've ordered him a pram okay he's got a pram no because he's so small lauren he needs a pram he needs a pram okay

because it's can we walk around okay i can go on pram walks with you yes that is our next day of filming please hugo and tommy best friends forever are you meeting the puppy oh we're going on a pram walk through hail that would be really funny let's do that yeah because that'll be easy no maybe he's not tommy's probably not big enough yet so i've ordered it i've ordered it a louis vuitton holder absolutely i was laughing in the great chat when we were talking about this the other day and i was like you'll look after you will end up with a dog nanny a specific member of staff for the dog oh god i'm just so excited and i'm kind of like if my mom doesn't want it i'll have it i love dogs as a breed but i

absolutely wouldn't want one like they just to me are irritating and more annoying than kids because when it's raining you still have to take them out when kids when it's raining at home you can put not a pomeranian no i suppose not um thea really wants a house bunny and there's no chance of one of my friends got a house bunny and it ate through loads of wires in the house and she's getting up so i was like i've just given you a human i've just given you a human oh my god at nursery they have um guinea pigs and a tortoise what about tortoise james's mum's got one yeah well there you go no tommy the tortoise she's got i've just given them a human puppy no absolutely not they've just got a human they're not having a pet anyway so that's

the dog story yeah and i've forgotten we've got a few dilemmas now that we wanted to go into and these are literally strictly patreon apple subs yeah only now that you've um said your dog dilemma let's help people with that if anyone's got a suggestion of what she does with that advice on and i'll keep you updated on hugo yes hugo cute right okay so we always have a little look we look all the time anyway i have to admit the past couple of days i've not been as great because i've been like but i like to go on there and have a little oh i love my talking about seeing what everyone doing so there was quite a bit of chat and there has been a bit of chat recently on there about a few different things one of them being porn and partners watching porn and one of the

girls was basically saying that she woke up and her partner was having a wank to porn and she's actually pregnant at the minute so obviously she's not feeling her best and he hasn't been near her in a while um he's not tried it on with he's not tried it on and she's fallen out with him and she was like what's your opinion would you be annoyed now remember i told a story my ex wanking and burst into tears and ran off down the stairs saying you're disgusting i'm disgusted i can't believe this and i caught him like mid-cum and that was quite funny actually but at the time i was actually really distraught about it and i think it's because i think there's two ways to look at this i know that james has a wank nearly every day whether we're having sex or

not he openly says i will have a wank whether we've had sex or how does he find a space or time in the shower he is so highly sexualized and how long does it take him to knock one out oh god not long at all okay um so even if we've had sex he will probably still have a wank at some point and he's always been dead open about it and we laugh about it and when he's in the shower i try and catch him um that actually turns me on a bit so that's always we've always discussed that there's been no secrets around it so it doesn't bother me i think the issue with this particular one is she'd fallen asleep and he'd proceeded to wank so that then makes you feel a bit like so you didn't want to try it on with me yeah you didn't want me but you wanted a wank instead yeah and i

think that's where yeah she's become an ego thing and then a rejection thing and i absolutely especially when you're pregnant but he may just some men i think you said ed didn't are just not into pregnant sex it makes them feel a bit weird and obviously james wasn't fucking early would have done it when i was in labor if he could have got close enough but he shoved it in if he could it would have put it in my bloody uterus straight from the belly but that's him and and men are different and it may be that he really needed a release and he just the pregnant thing freaks him out a bit i'm really sorry but i think she's deeping it i wank every day as well and like that's my time though i find it slightly weird that he waited for her to go to bed and then

knocked one out do it in the shower do it when she's at work have some respect like you're doing it next to it maybe it was a bit of a danger wank yeah what could have happened is they could have gone to bed he wasn't one bit horny and then he got horny when she was already asleep so he thought fuck it i'll have a quick wank rather than bothering her and trying to shag her when she's hot and pregnant so i i feel like her feelings are valid but i think yeah i think she's deep in it a bit and i think it's the secrecy of it as well i agree it's the secrecy i just think like he could have at least waited till you went out somewhere i think so that's a bit weird like if i woke up and like found that like in the toilet yeah and especially next to

the sheets like oh no sorry ensuite a bit weird to get out of bed and do it but at the end of the day i think i probably would if i was horny yeah my back's killing i think it's not a big deal but i totally understand how you felt that way maybe say to him mate i would have shagged you if you'd asked and then he might he might then he might say it freaks me out the whole baby thing and then you go oh okay and you have the conversation and it's done and dusted then isn't it and she could have I said, well, I'll give you a blowie next time. And then the convo's over. One of the other things that was in there,

and actually I have recently heard about this, which has really freaked me out, and I believe is at the moment is quite a big porn industry. It's Hidden Cam. I was talking to James about this and he said, no thanks. What's that? What is that?

It's water. Voss sparkling lemon water. I heard that Lindsay Lohan bathes in it. like you'll be lucky if i just drink some tap water i do need to drink more water that is important but not a sparkling i don't like sparkling it makes me burp she's just put the lid back on and looked at me in disgust back to um sorry one of the things james said i don't know how he knows um can i hope there's not a hidden camera of me i'll be farting more than i'm shagging how embarrassing um and basically he said that popping your piles

yeah it's quite a big industry bleeding onto the yeah there's like it would have been yeah what's it called lockia lock i have i have sniffed so i'm weird yeah i would like trump and then yeah um anyway and apparently it's quite a big porn industry at the minute and it's hidden cameras where people actually don't know that it's hidden like genuine zara changing route i've said zara fuck maybe shouldn't have said that changing rooms in general i'm not saying zara it's just an example like those cameras upskirt like in airbnbs and shit as well skirt sunbeds all that type thing apparently there's a big market for it and the sunbed yeah i often wonder that so when i get on i breathe in and people don't know have you ever masturbated on a sunbed

tell the truth no okay right then me neither so my um friend used to work in a sunbed and she said some weird shit goes on in there yeah she said that men always piss in the bins and that's why the bins have got holes in them i've heard this she was like all men piss in sunbed bins so aren't they animals i was told a story of recent and i'm gonna change it up a bit i don't know if i'm meant to repeat it or not so i'm gonna mix it up a bit i've fallen out with people for this yeah but basically if someone says obviously i wouldn't like anyway a girl um found out through a psychic yeah we need to go to this psychic um that her boyfriend had her ex-boyfriend had hidden cameras in her house and had she got a new boyfriend now uh yeah it's over

it was it was an ex and a psychic i'm trying to be a bit loose with it but a psychic told somebody else and said listen there's someone i need you to bring in there's something she needs to know and it's very fucking serious so she messaged the girl who she didn't really know again i won't go into mega detail and said this is weird but you need to come and see the psychic she's know something so she went to see her and the side be like no matter what time it was yeah then the psychic said to her your ex has had cameras in the house and it turns out she found out he did how do you find the camera i don't know i don't know much more but she found out yes he had and he had been filming her for a degree of time in the toilet and yeah so there was also with the

batteries last so there was also a mention in patreon about this and i'm not going to read it out word for word because you know you guys put your dilemmas in there and whilst we'll discuss it as a whole i don't want to be like reading out but um a girl in there had her suspicions that her partner had been doing this and she'd found a phone was it propped in the bathroom or something our camera and he said he was charging it and she was basically i don't think she got to the bottom of it and she was like what would you do that to me sounded very suspect yeah like but this is what we need to distinguish is it a kink that he watches or is it that he's selling it and this was my concern so she'd gone through his bank statement so she'd not found anything

fishing i mean yeah but the second one no the first one the kink watching it back is weird but he did the shagging in the first place but but still it's not even just the shagging if it's in the bathroom it's your personal time having a shit like that's really i don't want my boyfriend watching me i don't want anyone also i know two guys who used to get drunk girls back and they used to film them that see that it's so scary and they'd send it in the lads group chat and then i think one of the guys was like this is really bad yeah and also did you know if you got like arrested now and the police went through your phone even if i'd sent you a video of like you know a man shagging a horse right yeah you would be in possession of animal porn on your phone so you

have to draw a line of like but yeah i get what you're saying if you shared a video that was perhaps a bit naughty you would get done for being in possession of it yeah and like um revenge porn isn't it so like link to that sophie was on he's on holiday she won't care about me saying this with her partner and he got really pissed and she sent us a video in the chat of him windmilling it was fucking hilarious at the steam she will not care neither will hear i wouldn't say it and he's dancing with his towel on and she pulls it down and he just starts, when really we were crying. So would I get done for revenge porn for having that?

I need to fucking do my thing. No, I think it's like if it's someone else. Yeah, or they didn't know. Anyway, where was I going with this? So I think how on earth, and we're all like, look, if you want to have a one-night stand, girls, do it safely, but how do you check that there's cameras? You can't check that.

I think you could probably... Bring them back to yours. yeah you could probably like hire a pi or you're not gonna do that for a night out are you no i mean if you were suspicious of this guys can people get in touch i would love to speak to a private investigator about this whole hidden camera situation and tracker situation i think christina let's definitely look at adding that onto our list of guests because it's prolific now the air tagging of people the surveillance of hacking into different people's shit of of hidden cameras of hidden recording devices we're hearing so much more on it and

how can we protect ourselves i know someone um who hired a private detective to um follow i've got to be careful to follow somebody she was seeing on the side we'll say and this private detective did that job sent back pictures of how this that the other all sorts which was great for my the person i know because she found out what she wanted to find out but wow that person's got no idea they could be following us so what i'm interested in is that is that illegal a private detective's illegal or not i think it's legal if they're in a public space to follow someone and take pictures of the home or the workplace or them getting in a car with someone then they're all the rules yeah it's illegal to set up like recording devices if you don't tell people yeah

because the police they're not they have to get such like a recording device on yeah tracking device like they're not allowed to just do it they have to be like it has to be like a big case yeah so private detectives could potentially follow someone because they're in a public place would you say yeah but they can't put like cameras in your house or a tracking device or anything like that but then like as she was saying as well you have these like uh gadget shops don't you like we talk about it so you could clone someone's phone but what's the legalities on that but then the you get away with it because i think you can say it's for something else yes yeah basically you can buy it but if you use it in the wrong way that's on you yeah basically i think that's how

to get away there is a um spy shop in leeds that i really want to go to lauren a guy that i went out with sent me to the level of psychotic because he was fucking around and i had an idea at the end where i i can understand why you would think i'm gonna put a fucking tape recorder in the car because sometimes some people make you that fucking nuts no i'd just leave before it was about no i've been in positions where i'm not saying i'd do it but i can understand why you would because they gaslight you that bad that they would put you in a position and you know they're doing it and they're denying it that you i can see how which is why the fact it's available is not great guys have any of you ever used a private detective we spoke we've spoken before

about the girl that put the recording in her shoe and caught her partner and yeah that horrible man her partner and i think it was somebody worked with shagging and heard the whole thing because she put a recording but she didn't she put it in her own shoe in her own house so if you're gonna fucking bring someone back and shag them in your missus's bedroom then i'm sorry you deserve to be caught it was in loads of people as well um when we spoke to that domestic abuse charity do you remember she said now a lot of men are controlling women by the doorbell yeah yeah i know when they came in when they because then they're like i know you got in at this time and i know you were drunk or do you know what james does through my ring doorbell farts shouts things

down the fucking street to embarrass me like great pussy out of the ring doorbell so when i'm getting in the car i will go all those shit he'll shout like fat ass and no one else can hear him but i'm on the drive and i'm unpacking i'm unpacking all the shopping and you can hear this way sexy or fat ass and i'm like whoa it's him honestly though like that is now becoming quite normal of well did you check the ring doorbell yeah and that is not fucking normal same with tracking on your phone like find my friends yeah all the little ones but i like her doorbell for safety a little bit so if you're in the house on your own the doorbell goes you can see if it's a mass murderer i agree but not checking what time no no no but i like i do like that also now it's really common for young

couples to have each other on find my friends and i think that's fucking weird yeah where they've both agreed with each other like okay you had me i'll add you that's not trusting is it at all i don't think i've even ever used that i don't even think on snapchat that it's quite a big feature isn't it christina still on that yeah it's gone it's come back because celebrities can monetize it so yeah not for me too many apps can't focus on that i used to have it um years ago but i had it for the reason that people have it you know disappearing messages not necessarily news but just like things that weren't going to be there forever like so many men were on there weren't i'm talking years ago that i yeah like years ago um do you know what some people have telegram as

well that's a bit drug dealer isn't it wouldn't know um don't know any can i just say as well i'm so glad that i moved saskia from a private school to a normal school because all my friends have just been on instagram and their fucking kids are splitting up from school today and i've got of her in school for another three weeks yeah i find that so do you remember when i saskia was nine nine you're paying you're paying for the privilege of this school don't give me them for nine weeks and it's just it went up by 25 the fees i'd be like if you're gonna put the fees up you wipe my ass for me yeah yeah no i agree and they don't like at her school now i don't even get out the car or get in the car to pick up every situation has its ins and outs its pros and cons

but i do think that a mainstream school is much better not that where yours is is going to be much riffraff but i think mainstream school for a child is much better in in my opinion for them to meet different types of people different classes different um just different everything kids that don't have everything i think it's important that when they get older they've not just been surrounded by people of a certain level shall we call it wealth whatever i don't really know what you'd call it i think it's great for them to meet different people and in high school as well because that's where you learn your people skills and you learn that there are different types of people and that is such a huge skill when you're older it's a skill that we both have

yeah that you can talk on every level yeah i never went to private school no i think it's really important so i do think that you will and you can pick her up in the fucking car and they bring her out that still blows my mind isn't it that blows my mind yes the school room wants to show you how good was it saskia yep coming out in a minute and she you open the car door when does teddy go to school um he is starting the same one as saskia in september he's going this year well no it's preschool preschool yeah james's youngest is starting school in september i love them in the uniforms and everything looks oversized and oh it's so cute thea is going