Nip Tuck - Boy Mums, Beckhams & Bartlett

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

This week, the girls dive headfirst into the celebrity gossip everyone’s obsessing over, plus a few insider tidbits you won’t hear anywhere else. From boy mums and big egos (and… other things) to Grok getting messy with the celebs, nothing’s off-limits.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

well maybe this is where it all went wrong maybe this is where the boy mom stuff started because she became so i just think there's an element here and i have been out with men that have kids that with men with boy mom moms and they're another breed like we always get dilemmas about these women that are just they want to shag their own son i'm not saying victoria wants to do that they do we did hear one thing though i'm not saying if you're watching youtube Someone told us, yeah, if you're watching YouTube, that it's... So, if you're not watching YouTube, then... But God knows him, he's probably paid someone to start that remake.

If I was a man, I'd pay someone, I'd be like, yo, there's a grant, go around telling everyone I've got a monster to willy. Careful, guys, watch what you're doing, don't believe everything you see. Or go and do whatever you want and blame it on Grog. I did think that as well, I thought that. I could be like, that's how you are. No, we're not condoning that. sorry guys

welcome to nip talk we are ready to chat to you guys about some burning topics like we have got a lot to to what's the word unpack now you guys asked and we did listen we delivered we delivered as always so if you want to watch the full episode on a wednesday our youtube is at nip tuck podcast subscribe please so that you don't miss it and then if you want even more you can actually watch our bonus episodes over on patreon as well exclusively and free on patreon yeah right let's crack on what we got coming up today we need to talk about beckham's like that's burning burning as soon as that came out i was straight onto patreon so beckham's we've got are we going to say the person's name there's somebody

in the press at the minute that we're going to talk about i don't want to say his name yet are we going to say his name dinner yeah we're also going to talk about meal deals yeah i love a meal deal and the nation does we've got two inside bits of information yes we have from really valuable sources that we're going to put on the pod on two different subjects we've got some tea on stephen bartlett and we've got some tea on the beckham drama we have so they have been hand delivered to us by people we know so you heard it here first so sit down if you're in the car get ready get ready in the car get ready to listen okay get ready to listen put your heating just right and let's begin i mean preferably if i was a nip tuck listener the kids would be in bed

i would have my fire on i would be under my blankie and i would have a glass a thin stem glass of chicken wine and youtube on because i want to see our reactions yeah do you know what i think so many people wanted to watch us didn't they like they can't i mean i get it we're very very watchable expressionate not when i have my botox tomorrow i will not be expressionate expressionable expression expressionable expressionist don't know anyway right the beckhams so god knows where we're at now because we're recording this two days post statement yeah no we're a bit with our records at the minute we're not exactly real time but we will be again soon won't we we'll be back into the real time right bloody hell so we have just seen the

statement as soon as i heard it i went on to patreon and all the girls were like five pages long i mean it was clearly it will have been a curated do you think he wrote any of it yeah i think he was right this is what i want to get on my chest yeah 26 year old tattooed chest and then someone was like right let's debunk this a tiny bit and make it because it did look like a facebook mum kind of thing you know you know when you see on your when you see some text and long i didn't want to have to do this but and you're like popcorn me the fuck up yeah get me the wine i'm ringing my friends we've been all waiting for this so from what if you don't know i'd say for what six months to a year now it's giving british

council estate facebook drama yes there's been something's been going on there's been unfollowing do you know what i love i love the fact that you can find out whether people get on by whether they follow each other like yeah we don't need this we don't need anything we'll go and we'll check and if you still follow each other then you're good and if you don't then you're not yeah so vicky unfollowed people unfollowed there was drama we didn't know what happened he wasn't at any of the events we don't know but something was going on and then his statement has dropped right so what have you heard i have seen a lot of support for victoria and they're all of boy mums right and i think this is a theme i think she is somebody put she's um boy mom final boss yeah

and i think that says a lot yeah i don't know what's right or wrong but i do believe that the entire thing is giving boy mom i just think it's and i think maybe to go out with david beckham you'd kind of have to have that boy mom vibe yeah like i don't want to go and watch football games yeah yeah but like even when i was going out with a footballer i refused to go and watch football games i'd probably go just for the clout and just be like look at me with my yeah i probably would now for some pictures and i'd be like look at me supporting my bar but i mean like you've been brought up around like they've been together what how long like 25 years is it is it 25 some a long time a long time so she's been around boys and football and and um like like breastfeeding

them as well probably no she absolutely will not she's a boy mom though i mean like do you know she never had a pram really victoria beckham never had a pram allegedly or no she carries her children and she do you not remember she used to get slated for carrying the babies and she'd wear like really high well maybe this is where it all went wrong maybe this is where the boy mom stuff started because she became so i just think there's an element here and i have been out with men that have kids that with men with boy mom moms and they're another breed like we always get dilemmas about these women that are just they want to shag their own son i'm saying victoria wants to do that they do they do we all get the dilemmas in i've read them girls and i think this

is just an accelerated boy mom situation boy mom on steroids boy mom on sorry boy mom with millions buying one with a huge brand buying it's just all accelerated but if you deep it and if you take away all that it's basically the mother-in-law's made the wedding about them which i don't know though i don't know so i saw our mate lucy cave was on good morning britain talking about it and did you watch her video that she did on instagram i saw her stories yes so basically things the maths just isn't matting and i listen i don't have a side yet but i want to talk about it all like i don't know and by the way none of this is fully fact none of it don't have a clue what we're talking about the time when the mark anthony thing happened was at 11 o'clock at night

right when he got on stage so basically there was like 500 people at that wedding or someone's got the video no but you he's got it these are two sides okay okay side one there was x hundred people at that wedding would brooklyn really say this if it wasn't true because everyone saw because everyone saw it okay yeah and those people that were there are the people closest to you and they're really the only ones i'd give a shit about yeah does that make sense you wouldn't want to look a liar to them exactly but then then then that someone managed to get hold of the wedding like um line of events and mark anthony's speech or song or whatever the fuck it was was scheduled for like 11 p.m at night and everyone was like the first dance would have

happened well before that okay so the timeline's not adding up also by 11 o'clock wasted yes so i'd be like i potentially would twerk on tommy at 11 p.m yeah like am i like do you know what i mean though by 11 o'clock i'm sure she's only that big as well she's got one sovereign young blog well we all saw the time she pissed herself bless her i didn't see that yeah she did a week Did you see that? No, it's just confirmed. Yeah, get the video. Fair, fair.

Listen, Victoria, by the way, please. I love Victoria. I'd love to be on your PR list as well because I actually am a huge advocate of Victoria Beckham Beauty. Anyway. Anyway, so basically, like, there's those things. Okay, okay. My thought then is if there was so many people there,

would she be so inappropriate? Or by that time, was she so wasted? because it happens i have done some things that i would know what i'm proud of victoria uh he got married very young yeah well that was silly so another layer to this and i actually talked about it on it was when lucas was still our producer right and do you not remember this was like years ago i was listening to the podcast about how they were suing their wedding planner right okay and i came in and i remember i was listening to it in the car in that old car park and it was so juicy brooklyn and nicole so brooklyn and nicola nicola yeah right they were they got married in

this huge huge huge huge wedding and they sacked their wedding planners like not long before the wedding and then they sued them so is this but then the wedding planner counter sued them and because the case went to the high court they got the whatsapp messages and the whatsapp messages are actually they were fucking crazy like crazy anyway i went back i was talking about this to one of my friends and i went back and it's all been deleted has it all gone so does that give us the vibe that they're a bit of a fucked up couple this i think there's a degree got married when he was like 23 i think anyone that's born into that life from the very beginning also she's like seven years older than him what i will say is cougar i think she's absolutely beautiful by

the way not that's got anything to do with him he's not bad as well he looks like victoria doesn't he he's fit i'd say he's quite would he be fit if he was just a randomer probably not absolutely do you think absolutely so my thought is there is a little bit of it a lot of people are saying it's giving nepo nepo baby so it's giving like spoiled brat you've been brought up in the most wonderful with the most wonderful things you wouldn't have a cookbook or whatever he fucking did all your opportunities you are where you are because of the brand that your parents made now i actually agree and i understand that they wanted to protect their brand this brand has gone on for years it's gonna pass money down generation it's they've worked all the lies

for the beckham brand well don't call your kid beckham then i can kind of understand though if you're gonna try and take the name off them no but i don't think it was i think what i think it might have been is more that they as a couple can't use the beckham brand for their stuff i think that's what what they were trying to do with which is quite normal if you look at prenups yeah if you look right at high this is she's a billionaire yeah like i couldn't be like high eddie do you know what i mean like what i mean is when you've got a brand that is so big and so thingy they have to protect it so i don't think it's that unusual that as part of the prenup it was like look they're not saying you can't be called beckham but what they were saying is

you can't use the beckham name for money it's like what they did with the royals because yes because to be fair what if nicola decided to wave a dildo around or something and call it the beckham and call it the banger beckham's beckham but i'd have a banger off beckham fucking any of them um sorry so my thought is actually that's not unusual and i'd say it's quite sensible to protect the brand that you've spent 20 years working on that somebody can't go and make a beckham banger do you get what i think that's fair yeah i get that but i don't think that's the issue no i think it's the it's the fucking childhood trauma it's the yeah i've not got to that yet i've not got to that yet this is the oh could have been sweat could have been sweat

there is urine there she might have a she's had four kids yeah anyway so no what i mean is that in his statement in his statement he did mention the fact that they tried to take and i think that's not a big deal now let's move on to the childhood trauma because we've got a bit of tea on patreon from that haven't we no it's not off patreon it's off whatsapp is that because there's a page no there's one on patreon as well oh the school one yeah oh go on someone i know was at a wedding that they were at when he was a baby and they did say that odd it was a bit odd so what i can't find the actual message and it's probably good that i can't but basically somebody in patreon said that their best friend's cousin listen went to school with brooklyn and it was a kind of school

where everybody was famous famous or something and they said where do you find these schools yeah i want to go you need to send saskia um and they said that he was very quiet very reserved didn't have any friends very unusual no unusual like not good and all these other people were also of a certain level and he just didn't interact with anybody which could lead to perhaps what he's saying about the childhood stuff being potentially true but it is true like she was in the era when victoria was really really really famous like do you remember that fucking world cup was like a circus yeah by the way the world cup is soon megan you better step up for us we are going to be watching for the outfits i hope she's started curating them now is it

the world cup already it's just been no that's a euros unless i'm married to one it's of no interest oh we will be interested in the world cup that's huge okay we're going to watch it all okay then i might get the cinema screen in my garden again so the you know the um the the thing you said about the wedding yeah can i pick the odd little bit out of it because i feel like you didn't say enough one thing that i'm about to say now with this is basically when she was at the height of her fame was when she just had him her first son right and that was like the princess diana fucking getting chased in the car time horrendous so i do kind of think right let's strip it back a bit you think he's saying like oh i didn't have a choice on my life i just

got thrown into it but then at that time you couldn't cover your kids face yourself that you couldn't and she might have thought do you know what i'm gonna take a family picture and put it out there myself so that they're not chasing me down the road trying to get a picture of my son It was a different type. So I just don't know, like, what was she meant to do? What, be like a blanket Michael Jackson thing? At that time, there was no way around it. And what I will say, I might have missed things here,

because I can't say it's like the forefront of my thoughts over the past few years, but I wouldn't say she pimps her kids out. I would say they've chosen to do. Harper, definitely not. No, I wouldn't, but even all the others, they've done. No, it seems to be it. Isn't it always the firstborn?

but no but i wouldn't say from what i've seen i wouldn't say that the beckhams david victoria pushed their kids in the line into the limelight it looks very much to me like brooklyn chose to do a cookery thing do you know how much they cost something like a million pounds per episode so he's used that when it's suited i mean let me and then not when it didn't suit lucas fact check it because i heard that each cookery program they had to employ 62 members of staff for and it costs something like another thing that we've not touched on is the dress hundred thousand dollars a hundred grand per episode not a million but we we know a lot it's whatever else she says divide it or times it by 10 depending which way it is so the dress

thing um she did do an interview on her own nicola nicole that's what we're gonna call her to annoy her nicole that's such a mother-in-law thing to do yeah see so i mean a lot of this is mother-in-law shit just on steroids nicole she did speak to a magazine lucas if you can fact check the line of this and she said to magazine it was just really sad because i thought it'd be really special for my mom-in-law to do my dress and then uh her ulterior like forgot to come to the appointment so we couldn't make it happen and she said that in an interview like a while ago so that's probably true it's giving it's giving fucking boy mom again don't want her to look that good well then seven of the other guests had her dress on victoria beckham dresses on of course

they did but also i have seen an article somewhere where they said it wasn't like it wasn't going to be ready or it wasn't available in time what did you think bullshit what did you think of the satin slip silk slip not very much but as a bride would you be like it was it was a camisole dress that's the look she wanted i wonder what vicky would have made for her would have liked to have seen the prototype of what she was going to wear no i mean what victoria vicky wore didn't see it can't remember a satin like um slip dress she's vb she can do what she wants i mean if you got on with it you'd be like yeah go mom go mom you're looking great if you're not getting on with her then you'd be like it's interesting anyway anyone who's got any more inside to send it in but next

up we need to talk about stephen bartlett right are we are we gonna say his name in it well it's on the press anyway so i asked the person who we got this story off if we can talk about it and they said yes you can talk about it because there was hundreds of people that witnessed it i when this convo was going on was probably like doing something weird and didn't get it all so i want you to tell me this story from the beginning right so basically stephen bartlett's done this podcast where he says that birth rates have declined because of women basically and it's not fair on men that they can't have their own children um and says a man alongside that in the news at the minute abortion rates are up with like people our age right okay there are an all-time

high in the uk because people can't afford i was thinking more do you think it's because people don't want to use contraception as much so they're getting caught out a little bit more that could be one because a lot of us are pulling away from that put it down to was cost of living and then what they've put the birth rate down to is cost of living again and like all these girls were doing tiktoks and and they're like why would i want to have a baby when i can just go on holiday and spend my money on what i want to do until i find the right person like i i get it so anyway they've been slandered for this podcast which you know they might have thought it was coming across one way it's not it's fallen on its ass or was it an expert there was two of them on it

what's the name of the other guy lucas chris something i don't know okay i'm not gonna kill him for that because i feel like sometimes we do say things he's got no kids it comes across does he understand how hard it is or the expense of it like is he a normal person has he ever been yeah okay so then it got me thinking about the time when molly may like she that was her first podcast she ever did should have done ours and it it didn't do well for it caused her i can't even imagine the amount of stress that she said because i've asked her to come on here and she said i don't do podcasts or her team have said she doesn't do podcasts but i don't really think what she said is that horrendous i think the problem with what she said isn't with what she

said it's with the fucking people that took it the wrong way you know in in some way so what was it 24 hours we all have 24 hours in one day or something along those lines 24 people say everyone's got the same 24 hours as beyonce and that's literally to say that's like a slay but then molly may says it's not slay it was not slay so bless her soul right and it was at the time when she had just done this big collab with plt and i had friends that were at this event and basically again please everyone like this is allegedly okay settled down so is this the recent a recent thing or a while back i thought this was recent this piece of oh okay so it was during the time of this plt thing and it was just after the podcast

and everything was just a little bit raw and he turned up wearing a jacket like this kind of vibe if you're watching on youtube you'll see what i mean but it's like a utility style jacket okay so he turns up to the plt fashion show there's all kinds of press there there's all kinds of celebrities there molly is showcasing this range that she's worked really hard for and it was really gorgeous as well do you remember yeah she did a lovely room she did and he takes his jacket off on the red carpet oh and it says 24 hours on it and he was meant to have a front row seat i hope they put him in the fucking toilet they did so they said no you're not sitting at the front with that foot after you've just pulled that like the whole pressing will be around him

and like you are not sitting at the front probably distracting everyone don't be a twat well so anyway they said um that they tried to ask him to take the t-shirt off and put his jacket on just zip your jacket up and then they said well you're gonna have to leave good no you're not sitting at the front then that was it you're not sitting at the front then and then he said well i'm getting out if i'm not sitting at the front and they were like okay there's the door i have that's knob behavior i have had numerous feedback we did hear one thing though i'm not if you're watching youtube someone told us yeah if you're watching youtube that it's so if you're not watching youtube but god knows him he's probably paid someone to start that

if i was a man i'd pay someone i'd be like yo there's yeah there's a grand guarantee everyone i've got a monster willy like we've seen that like um and that was before i've heard lots of things about him and i predict and i don't like to say this because we slag it off when people say about women but i predict a downfall because maybe not downfall but just a realization because i think the problem with society is everyone just went straight up his ass he did some podcasts everyone straight up his ass but you never know i never listened to that podcast because i listened to one about sex because i thought i wanted to hear what it was about we knew a lot of bits and bobs because we there's a lot of people in manchester that have worked in the industry

that we're in in the same but i think you can't hide if you are a little bit of a knob you can't hide from that forever like i'm fucked yeah oh um no you're not enough no i'm not enough i'm sorry but would you be able to walk in to a fashion show and wear that top that's fucking mean mean mean and it's like it's center of attention yeah good great idea yeah yeah so that's what we've heard and we will see and if you want you know i don't know well diary of an nob anyway that's enough about us slagging people we don't even know off which is what we always say that's really mean when someone does it to us that's so horrible you don't even know me that's

us passing opinion on things we know nothing about that's us not being kind but whatever we're allowed to do what we want right okay next thing what are you putting on your what are you putting on here we go guys youtube guys today this is the hourglass translucent powder on today and it is shade vanish vanish airbrush airbrush airbrush powder translucent powder and medium but i don't like the poof that i don't use i use i use the be perfect katie daily poof because it's a very big poof but we need a bit do you know like yeah you're a big poof I knew that was fucking coming I fucking knew it

Anyway Why are gay jokes so funny and they're not and again be kind Why is it so funny? It just is

Do you know what I've just had this vision We were just talking about someone else that's not very kind Were we? Yeah Well us today

I've just had this vision of like somebody selling something and they're like and then with it comes a big poof and then there's a little picture of lucas sorry okay who's not kind who are we ah yeah she's she's dirt not nice not a nice anyway right so grok basically there's this thing called grok oh i saw callie going on about this yeah explain that video so um girl i know i actually met her here's the backstory stunning beautiful i met callie jane in abitha um and mario falcone was mario i've got a selfie with him he was i don't know now because i don't look i've not seen him oh fucking hell yeah i've

not seen him he's married with two kids yeah like this was i was 24 this is 11 years ago i actually met her in abitha um and i think she was seeing him don't alleged yeah it was in the paper so yeah and she was gorgeous then but not being on love and i remember looking at him thinking you're gonna be famous or on something anyway lovely lovely girl did she have a kid with that lewis guy yeah with the gums hey he's got a kid with a girl that i know that gorgeous oh how's he got them sorry again because anyway so this is good is it lucas sorry has um we're in a bitchy i'm in a real bitchy mood callie has gone out there and been an advocate for a lot of women's issues and a lot of deep fake stuff because she actually had videos of her face yeah well she's

they've put it been putting it on a banging body too let me tell you no so they've been using her face and basically putting it in deep fake porn so it looks like it's her it looks like it's her that could go around to the her little girl's school and they would think that was her like it looks like so she's done a lot about that she does a lot of um she's an ambassador for glamour i think it is she's she's very womeny i think that this stuff with callie's been going on for a very long time but now this grok stuff has taken it like to the next level and katherine ryan was talking about it on her podcast guys listen her podcast is fabulous if you enjoy ours you'll enjoy hers and she is a really good she is a lovely woman lovely woman genuine like a kind nice she

has a kid's range called preppy that i still my every now and again i think i need to order some it's like have you not tried it no you know i ordered it off a card when i didn't know that she had anything to do with it's called preppy skin sorry we're deviating but basically it the the strawberry whipped shower stuff me and saskia go through it i use it to shave with it smells like a smoothie it's clean ingredients but it smells gorgeous and also they do a soap which is like jelly and the kids love it yeah so there's blue range which is the coconut and the pink one is the strawberry one there's a lime one but the pink one is my favorite she got involved with it didn't she it's on a cardo as well so it's really easy to order anyway yeah

back to grok grok so katherine was saying that she did a show a few weeks ago and a fan was waiting outside the door for her and he had this naked picture of her no and he was like please will you sign this and she was like no like that's not me oh and he was just like what that's not you she said he thought it was well katherine said her body doesn't look as good on the deep fake stuff oh yeah because they don't actually know what you're unless you're like bianca sasori then they're not gonna know like that pissed me off even more if there was a deep fake and it got worse that's what she said so anyway she was like i'm not signing it blah blah and then she got into like the grok stuff and basically this is why you shouldn't show your kids they get one picture of

your kids face i really think that showing your kids i thought you showed saski the other day i was actually gonna mention this or was it just the side of her side and blurred it out i was gonna mention this i saw it and i thought oh now do what you want it's totally up to you but with the rise of all of this i just think dangerous once it's done it's done though she's out there exactly and she was saying that with this croc it's not only like sexualized stuff but you can do really weird things like make them look dead like make a

person look dead or like beat them up so what it's doing so people with psycho tendencies yes are able to live that fantasy out

which then can turn into more you watch like there was was it 24 hours in police custody do you remember the did you watch that

I watched the new one last night I didn't watch that but did you watch the one we love 24 hours oh the end no it's been

they've all been there's loads of them that have been uh deleted really they weren't just supposed to show certain people's faces on the last one that went out and now these people have had to go into witness protection oh that's not good but do you remember the one right we need to talk about this in two but we'll lead on to that with the with a little

bit of scally chat again but do you remember there was the one did you watch it when the the young lad was addicted to um computer games and then he went out and stabbed someone with the curly hair yeah so this all and he didn't give a fuck did not give a fuck this all started with visual with watching it shooting killing and then he obviously had an issue of course like grand theft and it got worse and worse so this is a way that if you're already a fucking psychopath and you have a dream of striking a dead body it's feeding it it's making it more accessible it's feeding that desire and then you could like kill someone and look at it but all right i'm gonna go and do that now like it's that side of it is it's so fucking dangerous with people with mental health problems

but then there's the side of it's someone like showed my mum a deep fake thing and me she'd believe that it was me yeah and also we spoke about this back when with lucas when i was telling you about those calls and because we've got podcasts people could literally within an hour be able to make our voice or say whatever because we're recorded you know we talk about don't put this out don't put that out we've fucking out yeah they could ring our parents and just sit and type it like I need money now mum I've had a car crash

yeah we need a password my dad got a text like pretending to be me and trying to say that you know I needed money and needed a new bank account that went round

did he believe it he says no but I've always been a bit hesitant he said no but oh he just didn't want to admit it my dad did text back fuck off

yeah literally if my dad text back there'd be a bigger problem than that fuck you know stupid husband Jesus

so careful guys watch what you're doing don't believe everything you say go and do whatever you want and blame it on grog i did think that as well i thought that i could back back sorry guys it was no like that that um guy on tiktok where he goes like i'm sorry that you witnessed that last night in the bar ai's gotten really crazy yeah you could literally anyway just be careful guys that's all we have to say but i do think you know there's that like porn that you can shag with those goggles on i think i'm sorry that's giving it like i don't

mind you watching porn i don't mind you using your right bank but when you doing that is giving shagging a sex doll do you do you do that you do you do that you've tried it you pervert no my mate got some virtual reality this is years ago got some of those goggles yeah and he's like and i was like you're a weirdo you're a weirdo and he's like look just just try it and i mean i wasn't doing anything i just oh yeah okay i could see how people could get into it really was it good did it genuinely feel it's a real person but it's just the point of view it's right so can i ask you something would you say um would you be wearing would you feel like a right knob with your floppy cock in your hand would you be would you be wanking whilst in through the

glasses watching you can get devices that attach for the record again oh yeah no that's that one that had that Lello one the wanky device the pussy thing it's not for me I've never done it since like hand on heart

but you could understand I could understand how people get into it it's not for me but I could so would you be for example bumming somebody

and you'd watch it and you could see the bumming and you'd wank it was a woman to be fair my mate was straight so and would you be thrusting

well I didn't do that I don't know I didn't I didn't go into that detail I'm just really interested in it well if you've done it let us know I haven't

I thought you meant me. I was like, I haven't. Yeah, let us know if you've done it. I can't get into Pornhub at the minute. Right. It's very annoying. Can I just tell you something? Do you know when I last masturbated?

When? I don't even know. It's been that long. I'm going to say months and months and months. Months. Don't do it. Why? Don't have time.

Don't have the inkling. Just if I've got, I just. I think I was like yesterday. No, I just don't do it anymore. Chicky, chicky, why? I just don't. Under my electric blanket. Me and James are talking about it because.

Probably about one o'clock because she got a bit angry. i think i don't think i can what i did something and then the result wasn't as much as would be expected of the result that happened and i was like you've had a wank and he was like yeah every day where does he do it well we got onto this because i feel like building site with the lad in your brew like that doctor i feel like in a shower i'm all right with i was like do it in the shower clean yourself off it's like you don't do it like on the fucking bed do you and he was like no and i was like oh you do how does he have time with all of you in the house makes it even more weird i don't know but in the shower i get it but i just think

i'm all right with that but not anywhere does he do it in his work fan on the way to work we go fuck knows what to ask him indicate left wank right anyway we have rattled we have rattled on let's go to a break so we're back after the break now i spoke about grannies taking grannies and grandpas people in old people's venues and i was like shut the fuck up they do but i think they do thc and spliffs so this is what you lot said and weed vapes this is what you guys said about it so somebody said my granddad once tricked my nan who suffered with osteoarthritis and was in pain a lot he got her a space cake and honestly she had one and practically

floated down the stairs it was brilliant it is meant to be good for pain yes that's what i was saying then someone else says yes my nan used to smoke it to help her with her ms pain everyone's saying it's true it's true they go and meet their dealers and they deal it to each other at like groups and stuff what someone else has put my grandma does and then somebody's written to me i've never seen liz smoking weed fact about my mom uh can i actually talk about her bum implants i guess no like focus on the smoking granny smoking crack for fuck's sake so people did say it was a thing and then the other thing that we fucking need to talk about so we mentioned scally's right can i just tell you how awkward because honestly you might not think it we don't

deep the clips we don't overthink anything we come we talk forget about it lucas comes to us with clips like yeah you're all good but then actually it comes into practical real life and it haunts you what you actually said and you remember that you said it me and james went for a sunday roast and we were sat there and then i went to the toilet so he was like scrolling on his phone i came and sat down and he was like like a scally do you i was like oh something on our nip talk he was like oh yeah i think it was ashley more than me and he's like it's not ashley talking i was like no no ashley was basically saying he was like i'm watching it so we sat about to have a roast and he oh i'd bat around for that and god bless how chill he is and

he was like i'm not a scally i was like no but you've got like the cauliflower ears you've got like a roughness to you but he's not like the scally we were talking about like with the full tracksuit and the curly hair so then what happened is a scally a real life scally got in touch a real life one in HM what's it called HM and he was like 12 and he was in prison and he messaged Ashley saying I'll be your saying I'll be your scally so he's in prison and he's in prison and we had a little look and Lucas you thought he was fit well he's not in prison anymore how do you know well because I went on his Instagram oh is he out now yeah do you remember when that wanted guy got in touch with us the fit felon and he was buzzing that

we'd been on the pod that he'd been on the pod now another thing that i just have to mention so somebody screenshot this to me when we were talking about the scallies and you need to listen to this so do you remember the guy that i used to go out with guys if you're long-term people you'll know it was about it was locked down four years ago it was a bad time we all know about that so i don't go on tiktok as i always say i don't like the comments so i don't look my friend sent me a comment on the scally post which said yeah that short little rat looking one that lauren was with a few years ago did he even have a todger and i just thought i wish you'd seen that i would love to send that to him and he was disgusting lives in like brazil now okay bye

somewhere like right you fuckers you dirty little if you go to tesco on your lunch break let's talk meal deals i do we used to go to sainsbury's actually yeah depends which one i want to have actually there was then it's okay there was both there was a sanos and then you carry on and there was a tesco as well so me and lauren used to work on deansgate um in a building that's practically next door to china white part of the same building isn't part of the same building and if you know where that is there's that sainsbury's local and then there's tesco so every lunch break i would often bring my food or something your mum used to make your peanut butter sandwich that's not very nutritional her mum used to pack her a peanut butter sandwich

i remember being like what is that and you were like it's my peanut butter sandwich um and oh my god that's just i need to tell you something we're gonna put this picture up right so i updated i've been meaning to say this for ages i updated my phone when i got a new phone and now the first thing is for some reason i have got so many phone numbers of people i do not want on there same like thousands of people years ago but what's happened to your picture Ashley is it's one of your old old old pictures I'm scared I don't know how to show it though right look I'm gonna have to go over to her is that you at Maya is that you at work yeah it won't let me show you I can't zoom in so yeah

I'm on the phone that picture comes up that's so weird um I'm gonna try to get it big for you guys because you must have thought what was going through your head when you made that your picture i don't think i've ever made well you have and i know what it was it was look at me in my office it was oh i must have been like dating a businessman or something yes if i can get that bigger i make myself look clever i will absolutely right so meal deals so basically we all know what a meal deal is basically three quid five quid now it's like four pounds probably about 10 and so you pay a set amount and for a meal deal it consists of a drink a snacky snack and your main and your butty your sandwich what are you going for two different options

then one go no i can't one go okay um tuna mayo with tuna and sweet corn uh kettle chips salt and vinegar the crisp the blue ones and i never ever got the drink if i did i'd get a water and give it to someone in the office i don't drink water and i used to make the girls go and get me one and if it was wrong and they got the wrong type of crisps i wouldn't even eat it i'd go fucking nuts i would be similar i'd be a tuna salad vibe did you hear the sigh that just came out of lucas diet coke or a coke zero and um i quite like a packet of quavers oh that's they've got the lowest calories in them as well do you not think that when you've got a hangover the best meal deal is a ham and cheese sandwich no no i would never eat supermarket ham that's

behavior really yes i'm really yes i love what about ham and cheese baguette ham oh no i don't give it the kids anymore but ham is a grade one carcinogenic now mine is a go-to egg and bacon sandwich oh you fucking screw off beef monster munch or a protein yogurt and then the my protein is it jimmy's iced coffee lucas giving 3 000 calories well i don't have it often what the more i do i absolutely love monster munch i love monster like flaming i was in the range the other day because they sell all the spanish cleaning products yeah now oh are you into that as well really into it the floor cleaner nothing else smells like the floor i don't clean my floor so if you've got a nice floor you know

when you walk in my house and you always go it smells nice and that's because i clean my floor every day do you clean your own floor yes when the kids have gone i clean the floor james does now and again having a clean floor really makes me feel like my shit is together and they had space raiders crisps do you remember that and tangy toms so lucas what got voted the reason why we're talking about meal deals is because this week we found out what got voted the nation's number one meal right what is it zoom in lukey so it's the chicken club sandwich with a fucking egg what and red bull in england i don't believe that people get an egg as a side an egg one egg northern ireland it's a chicken goujon wrap which i've never seen before that's amazing the sound

of that pepsi and then egg again what i don't believe people are going buying an egg and then wales and scotland they both love a ham no mayo in wales it's a flame grilled steak mccoy's great shout scotland it's a salt and vinegar uh salt and malt vinegar mccoy's and then they both like coke as well um right can we just talk about how in england red bull has overtaken coke that's mental why why has that happened not one of them but a lot of construction workers getting or uber drivers i think it's construction yeah it must be construction workers or uber drives ed only started drinking coffee about six years ago before that so ed was a truck driver a tramper is called actually no it's not yeah it is a tramper where he lived in his truck

five days on five days off he'd do um he that's disgusting he loved he said he wants to like start doing i bet he does five days away from the fucking kids yeah yeah i might be a tramper didn't you say that he's still got his license and every now and then he does one because he yeah he loves it so he when he was tramping like as long as you stop and have your breaks and you get your shit to the destination on time like you do you so often at night like the roads are clearer so you can drive so you'd get on with it a bit more at night and he didn't drink coffee so he would only drink lucasade and red bull and now his teeth are absolutely fucked like they're enamel they're just fucked like he's got a gold tooth my mom's got a gold he's got no because he

said something about his teeth were that gone that they were like we could put a crown on it but do you think it's from the sugar them they said 100 any truck drivers or like people in jobs like you that didn't drink coffee because me and you you as well we'd have a little cough like yeah or a brew like a pick-me-up he couldn't have that so instead he had something else and and when i was pregnant with teddy i had really low blood pressure and i kept fainting and the dentist um was talking to me and she was like just i know lucas aid is like the only thing that can sort you out when you feel like that so i used to have to carry absolutely yeah lucas aid sport yeah i used to have to carry a lucas aid sport in my handbag all the time and she was like but when you drink

glucose they drink it all in one go oh and then brush your teeth because if you have one sip stays on your teeth and then you have another sip stays on your teeth or could you do this yeah we'll use that as the freeze frame so it didn't touch your teeth anyway we've rambled should we do a little dilemma i really want a sandwich now what about ham and cheese toasty oh yeah see why will you have that why will all of you have that but you won't have a meal deal to ham and cheese sandwich ham and cheese toasty is elite have you ever had a cheese and bean one head blown fucking gorgeous no um you call that a rochdale barnett don't you rochdale barnett right anyway we've got a dilemma and it's not

about sandwiches go on guys i have a friend who's going through a breakup but has lied to me the past year about being with her ex who was a toxic loser i thought the last year she was single anyway she's heartbroken all over again and doesn't have any mates but me so she's leaning on me so bad i feel mentally exhausted i don't know how i'm supposed to help her anymore she's devastated but I also feel so heavy and usually I wouldn't mind advising but it half feels like she picks and chooses when it suits her when she wants to be with me and be my friend and it's when there's not a man in the picture I think that's really common I have a friend who is a good friend and this isn't like a you know a negative thing against her but she has been with someone on and

off for years who i absolutely shouldn't be with and eventually you do get tired of giving the same advice and i'm quite open about that so it got to a point where i was like i am not talking with you about this anymore you know my views you know my thoughts it's boring we've gone in circles if you want to entertain this any longer i can't give you any more of me because when you give people advice so james always says to me my phone is like a fucking hotline it's like a dilemma hotline um and it'll be i'll be listening to it and i'll be like who's that now i'll be like oh such and such is asking me advice about that and he always says to me should you stop stop giving so much access and so much advice to to everybody because it brings you down your energy to reply to them

and to give them and he said nine times out of ten they're gonna go back anyway so give it up but then at the same time i also think there's been times when i have done exactly what this girl is doing and i've gone back and i've made the mistakes and i needed a friend there to still listen to me do you know so i you can't i'm grateful for the friends that stuck around when i made multiple mistakes listen i think as you get older you recognize that more however when you are younger and you don't recognize that more and you don't have as much of your own shit going on it is really frustrating having people around you like the same shit yeah and as well they'll drop you at the last minute if they get a better offer i.e an offer from my guy or the guy the guy

and you think are you fucking joking yeah they've been texting you every day like ringing you and then it stops i think just like lauren said protect your energy and you know win-win situation where you might be at um a lost end of what to do on a certain evening and she wants to use it fine use her for that but don't don't invest any more precious time in it yeah maybe give her one last like this is what i think this is your advice sounds like she won't listen yeah it does and sometimes though you have to work things out yourself your friend can tell you the same thing again and again and again but until you have gone through the motions fucked up a million times when you are ready you will get on with it so actually you're probably not helping her that much anyway

yeah sounds a bit selfish to me on the friend's side so just like that dilemma we want more of them we want you to get in touch you can email us you can dm us you can message us on patreon if you're part of that community if you click on our link all the ways to contact us are on there we've got whatsapp we've got email the lot so tell us your dilemmas tell us your concerns tell us your opinions exactly and we can talk about it like we always say we need you guys for the podcast yeah and we need you to subscribe to our youtube yeah head over there now have a look honestly you really feel like part of it watching it on youtube and you can see so sometimes we give we give each other a look yeah and lucas tries to edit things because he doesn't want to get

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