Nip Tuck - Candy Thongs & C*ck Sizes

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

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hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not given this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women so how are you feeling today laura not positive not aspirational i'm actually really stressed at the minute um so it's the last week ish of the six week holidays and i feel like everyone goes on about it and i normally really like it because i like having it with me but because it's been so busy i literally feel like i haven't got there's no kids club this week anywhere near me why do you know and they don't go back to wednesday and there's no nothing on monday or tuesday mine go back on tuesday wednesday she goes back okay um so i'm not looking forward to the school run though i feel like the school run ties you down in a way that

like i can't explain until you've got a kid you've got a kid i completely agree and that's one thing i love about the holidays like if i've not got anything you can have a slow morning but when you actually have shit to do but by a time i think it's our personalities yeah me and lauren were talking the other day i had an invite to something and i was like i don't want to be told what time what to wear what to do she's got an issue and i don't have this she's got an issue with um authority and being told what to do and timing so we were talking about weddings and she was like I don't like how you have to be there at that time I was like it's a wedding you have to get there at a certain time yeah and then they tell you where to sit well and then you can have

dinner at this time I was like yeah because you're at a wedding that's what happens but you don't like it no no if you don't want to go and sit and eat your meal till this time you don't want to go but then I feel like it's ruined my whole day it's like that meme where it says when you have an appointment at 2 p.m and it ruins your whole day it's so true um but yeah I'm wedding planning at the back end of it now so you will be in wedding week this week when the episode goes out I'm hoping I'll feel better I wanted to get everything really sorted and then I wanted that last week before I fly to be like nails facials lymphatic drainage just like whoo I am bridey bridey but it's not happening I keep thinking next week it will next week it will but work has

got mega for us hasn't it like really really busy and we're so grateful for that as well yeah i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna be glad when your wedding's over i do you know what i feel like i keep saying when the wedding's done i'll do this no she does and it's only because this is my personality trait i have a fixation hyper fixation on something and i can't do anything else that's important with it's like i don't get that like it's like when people it when you've got like business stuff and they go after christmas and that starts in about october november i get it and then you're like i don't understand what the christmas has to do with anything i'm saying it about the wedding is just because i know you've got a lot that i've got a lot it's not the actual

wedding like and also i think because it's abroad yeah so you did this to yourself oh my god i know i did this to myself so it's like and you planned it very quickly yeah i did but when it's done and it's been the payment week so i don't know if any other brides will feel this one of my friends said it's like normal you know how much it's going to cost did it feel like invisible money at the time yeah and you budgeted it and obviously we've been saving it's in the bank it's there and you always knew that that money in the bank was not yours it was the wedding money but when it actually comes to it all going out of your bank i've been in such a mood i'm like well i've got have you had any cancellations yeah right so the there was a couple that pulled out about

so it's the beginning of august so a month before i can live with it the only issue is that i don't think people get is like the seating plan so you have your seating plan printed some people have like an extravagant one some people have them on like a board yeah yeah so you can't switch it around i can change that it's been printed you've paid and it's taken weeks probably you want to get it in advance so that you're not stressed so then you're like right well that's fine that you can't come but now your names are on my seating plan and everyone's gonna be like well where's john and margaret yeah you know and then you have to contact the venue and be like oh john and margaret aren't coming anymore you have to move your tables and change your table so it's actually

quite irritating so that was one and then i had one uh last week um you know people only pull out if they have to fine but that's caused me more stress leading up to it i did pull out of your last one about 10 days before early before i don't think did i have a seating plan i don't think you must because you well i had to have an operation i think it was quite a bit so i can't well it clearly didn't stress me that much it wasn't because i found out i had that cyst yeah and i was in hospital and then they were like you need to get it operated on maybe your name is on that was just on the seat i can't remember but this time i've just been a bit like guys i've got a lot to do because i bought my flights and everything yeah i couldn't get my money back

maybe i didn't have um maybe i didn't have a seating plan but yeah that's been a bit irritating and people like fucking about asking me fucking stupid questions like wow so this is what's like fucked me off when i'm busy and stress it is people message me like is it possible to have it without tomatoes or whatever and i'm like just come and leave the tomatoes to the side like don't stress also are people gonna be eating or are they just drinking yeah i'm the last one i didn't eat a fucking thing and i don't know and just things like hi would it be just bits of shit and i'm like i don't care go away i don't care whether you eat tomatoes just put them on the floor put them in your handbag yeah that's been a bit stressful the dress thing the fact that

my second dress is so skin tight as you know i am now nil by mouth um so it's like beaded isn't it yeah so the second dress so that's called no give no give and you can't alter it because what are gonna do yeah so i did my measurements must have been like really skinny on this particular day when last week or whenever it was to try it on um and i did i have put weight on like probably about six pounds which but also it depends what time of day it is exactly because i can sometimes look four months pregnant by four o'clock you've eaten quite a lot that week yeah anyway so she puts it on and when i say sausage in the skin um everything was just spilling you know when something doesn't fit you it doesn't matter what size you are if it doesn't fit you everything

spilling from every area and it feels big well it was too small it was too small for me darling so i looked i did think it was weird you didn't send me a picture in it yeah so i got it straight up so i looked at the woman and she looked at me we were both like oh because obviously she's not made it too small they were my measurements so we were both just like and then she just went have you do you think you could have perhaps put pounds on and i was like a couple a couple five and i was it's about six anyway so then i thought right i've got two and a half weeks nil by mile i need to get six pounds off and she's been so grumpy i don't even eat that much anyway and just she is all over the place with it yeah all over because as well i'm trying to go to the gym

i just don't want you to get ill though because that's just um anyway yeah whatever it'll be what it'll be if i don't if i can't get it on then i'm not wearing it right slut dropping it so by the time this episode comes out lauren you'll be married congratulations and we can get on with our lives and everyone can resume to normal and then i'll go and do something like move house oh fuck off something yeah oh my god imagine i was so easy breezy when i had the baby lauren's gonna be horrendous i'll be horrendous um so basically i've made this episode up with christina it because it's just it's all over the place i like it what we're going to do is we're going to answer some sex and relationship questions so christina and i did a question box over the

weekend and oh my god hundreds hundreds so this is why we need to get a sex therapist on guys i must say yeah no it's not sex therapist whatever like this is like real life problems some of them though we are gonna have to carry over onto the bonus because that i can't know like it's i think we'd get kicked off um are they that rude they're very rude right yeah yeah some are yeah um but first right me and christina had a little debate this morning in the cafe and i already know what your stance on it is because we've had this debate before ear piercing no on children no um personally i think it depends on the age but personally i don't like how it looks personally but you've got your ears pierced but i'm 34 this is just my stance i think on little girls and babies

babies and toddlers i just don't like look like how it looks that's it um i also don't know why you would put your child through pain unnecessarily for you to have earrings in but then they say the younger they are like the less that they're gonna feel it i also think they've not made that decision but then again you say that about social media and i still post my kids so i'm yeah yeah no no no i just think like i just think it's an accessory and they can maybe what i'm going to do with the i think i hasn't asked because she's just not girly i might feel differently saskia begged me when she i think eight i will consider it and i will go with her and i'll make a day of it so but not on babies or toddlers for me no my mum what she did with me i thought was really

really good i had to have learned all my times tables before i was allowed to get my ears pierced because i'm so mad about it but i wanted it done so bad that i learned every time table has snowy got the times tables down then does she know them well i got saskia's ears pierced when she was three okay so you're thinking of doing you are doing snowy's now or soon so snowy's eight months old is she people do my friends getting her babies done at the house together so i just thought we'll we'll do it together yeah listen it's personal preference and there's a little girl in her class that's got hers done and she looks so cute i just think it's it's personal preference that i don't like how it looks but that doesn't mean that it's not my and also my children don't

tend to have hair for a very long time so i get that i kind of get that yeah like thea's always a full head snowy's got about three years so she needs something to like feminize and she looks like teddy she looks exactly like teddy so when someone looks in the pram they know what it is kind of thing no i get it um and i know a lot of people do it but we've had this thing and i think it's quite hard when you co-parent as well we've had it recently with um with james and stuff because you've both kind of got to agree and some mums want to and i think the dad 100 has to agree i absolutely agree because i think it's something i asked saskia's dad yeah and he was like oh i'm not sure and then i think she must have mentioned it to him six months later i i asked him again

and then he was like right you can do it but only if you go to supposedly claire's accessories is a really good place to get it done i always thought of that as being a bit but then i have i've seen some stuff on is it hygienic really yeah well i think um yeah i don't like the fact i what i don't like is the fact that it's done in public and everyone's watching them it get they make like yeah you're right it's all it's in the window in the window i don't like that i've never thought but at claire's they they did it and they two women did it at the exact same time it went done and then she was like yeah done finished yeah listen your kids you're the difference to me like fear anyway he has never even asked do you know i watched it though on real housewives

of beverly hills kyle took one of her girls in and she was in hysterics crying and she was like come on come on no no no and i think she was about 12 13 so i think she really wanted it done yeah and i just thought like and i think she only ended up having one side i pierced my so listen to this weird shit that i do so when i used to do beauty and i worked i think i would have been 19 there was a girl there that i worked with and we were really good friends and we were rooting through shit and we found some earpiece an ear piercing oh no lauren and imagine if you'd had a few wines she would have been doing your clit or something i'm not even joking she actually hey anyone got a gold sleeper over here it was not sanitized we just found it right and we were

like 19 we're like she won't do yours and you do mine her yeah and we just pierced each other's ears in the middle of when we should have been working she pierced them um i think i did hers wonky but mine were absolutely fine uh so are you gonna take her and just like when are you doing it i don't know well now i'm put in just like you just put gold little gold studs studs yeah each to their own mate like whatever i've not brushed fear's hair this morning so who am i to fucking say anything oh my god listen to this i don't know if this is normal or if she is just like you honestly so we a two two teeth have come out now first tooth you got 20 is it freaky i i hid myself in a room james did it james has done both so i what have i told you what

happened when i went and hid in a room because yeah i think you mentioned it anyway so the next one starts coming out i just find it so it's disgusting yeah she runs past me not interested to me james james i need james i need james and he's pulled them out well don't they hang on by a little bit of like uh because i have still i can still imagine when i was younger i used to go like that putting your tongue in the hole your tooth had a hole in the and it had a little string that the tooth you had to pull it out on so james has done both of hers now um and the other one went the other day first time i gave her 20 quid purely because that's all i had in the house second time she writes the fucking tooth fairy letter well you know what that means don't you

so he's got to write one back so you can buy really cute ones off etsy and yeah well i wrote myself one uh i wrote myself with like my left hand so it didn't look like that and i did it like and obviously she put some tea bag stains a bag and a coffee hello from tooth fairy my ass at the minute so i did it at like 10 o'clock but she went and got a sandwich bag put the tooth in the sandwich bag put it under a pillow with a letter to the tooth that is adorable now let me tell you and i really don't need this right now so i went up at about 11 she was still stirring so i set myself an alarm on my phone for two in the morning i get up at two i go down the little bugger has got a hand over it i thought i set another alarm for 4 a.m i went down

at four you really are doing the most i tip toed in i was like you know you can't breathe put my letter in fine next morning she wakes up it's a fiver now i'm not doing 20 quid every time yeah um and i didn't have any pound coins so anyway all good she was like tooth fairy's written me a letter anyway we're in the car yesterday and she went i need you to be honest with me because i've been thinking about this i thought i've got fucking time for this yeah you know the tooth fairy i was like yeah yeah she went tell you what's weird mom uh it was one of my crayons that she wrote the letter with and she went and uh also really weird the lines because we've got a wooden table you know like lines in it yeah the lines like where the writing is looks like it's

been done on our table did you do it she's not even seven and i was like no literally turned around no and i was like this driving thinking fuck she went well it's weird that she used my pencil i said well do you think it's because she's got older brothers and they tell her that stuff isn't real i was like well obviously she had to write it with something and i said she's tiny do you think she can carry a pen around she had to well how did she open the drawer to get my pen i was like i don't know thea this is just i was getting really angry she knows so well now you know don't make me fucking do it again and what was it that saskia had it wasn't the two fairies she'd written a letter to santa or something and naomi said there's this amazing app that you can

get where you film like the kid asleep and then it puts the fairy on it we did the we know rudolph in the garden she fully believed it and like the fairy's like dancing around her head and it's she believed it well we did rudolph in the in the front garden and she was like it wouldn't have fit there how did that work and i was like well he did and she was like can i look at that again i was like no it's gone she's just so switched on um so yeah teeth and ears well let us know if you get them pierced and yeah let us know if anyone's got any opinion on i mean i think it's a divide some people like it some don't yeah like whatever not ask if your kids like i wouldn't look at someone like your kids ears appears like i don't care yeah deep

right so we were literally overwhelmed with these questions sorry so let's get right into it so sex and relationship listener questions okay like i said we're gonna have to carry some over because they were fruity yeah what can girls do about low libido was one of our most asked questions so like there was loads of different ways that people put it they were either like low libido for girls no sex drive um partner always wants it common partner always wants it and i am um you know refusing him and i feel bad for it tired stress with kids did it all that right so this is why i want a sex therapist i know you keep saying no but i feel like these things are not like advice from us like there is actual like proper reasons for it but unfortunately

they've just got us just us today so i would say loads of people suggested last time we talked about this like maca root so it's a supplement not quite sure what the hell it is but you know i've just ordered i will i haven't taken it yet because i haven't got time to shag but um of health i've just ordered there's like a tonic and it's meant to be like a horny i've seen the the picture of it funny box like a tonic like an old shall i get one of them so i've got i've got it i'll bring it in i just haven't taken it yet because i thought last thing i need is high libido right now well you have that pleasure gel really good but i didn't that wasn't libido that was more for like making your clit swell a bit so it felt better but it wasn't like to get you going do you

know what i will say i honestly feel like your libido your downstairs for women your downstairs has a lot to do with your upstairs yeah so like this i said on the pod the other day i've not been we've not been having sex as much as we normally do and it's because i'm so stressed and the last thing i want is someone touching my fanny i get off i do think it's important though like to make sure that for example like you have a shower you shave your fanny and you wear a nice pair of knickers yeah so you're ready to go because there's nothing more off-putting than when you think i'm not ready down there yeah the other thing i think is really important and this is something that i've learned in in my life try to never let it get to the point where it stops

i think it's very hard to start it back yeah like it's been a week yeah it's been two weeks it's been three weeks we are creatures of habit yeah we really are like you have your morning coffee at a certain time you listen to your podcast at a certain time we are creatures of habit and sex is included in that for me anyway if you get into the habit of yeah we have sex regularly it's like what you do as soon as you stop for a bit it's almost like i don't do that what is that i do yeah and then you have to start again so if things are slowing down and i don't mean if you don't want to force yourself you know what i mean get yourself but once you get into it it's always enjoyable yeah so i think don't let yourself get to that point where it fully stops because that

causes problems i think the other thing is it's really hard when you've got kids and you're running around and you're working you're not making time for yourself as a couple to then just get in bed and shag you've not spoken all day you've been arguing over who's at the last chicken nugget yeah yeah and start shagging it doesn't always fit so maybe like make time for each other you have to do that as a relationship kids are important work's important but relationships are just as important because if that goes tits up then agree you're in a shit place but we need to find something that is actually good for libido because it's a huge send anything in girls hormones yeah apparently checking your hormones are right as well yeah definitely right next one here i was

like shook by this because i feel so sorry for this lady i have never orgasmed during sex and can only through using sex toys what am i doing wrong and do both of you orgasm during sex yes so i would like to know a little bit more if she's just having one if she's got her toys at home and she's orgasming and then she's having like the odd one night stand then she's not gonna if you're with a partner that and you're still then yes there's a problem if you're just shagging people and you're not with them long enough like we spoke to train them you've not trained them i would say whatever the sex toy does that makes you come whatever that might be do it do it again do it again replicate it bring the sex toys into the bedroom and if she but does she mean

that she doesn't get orgasm off penetrational sex like inside orgasm no one does anyone really i don't no i don't i never do the thing is that we've got to remember as well like we have now got all of these toys like fucking clit suckers boom boom boom like all these like things that do things to you that you can't repeat like so it's just like yeah it's a lot i think you work i don't like i've said i think she's overthinking it i think she's overthinking it find out what is it that makes you come what movement what whatever it's usually something touching your yeah so replicate it if it is the clip thing bring it into the bedroom loads of people only have sex with like a little bullet vibrator yeah fine bring it in the bedroom and do it with them

but i think um i think she might just mean that she's doing it with sex toys but then she's having the odd bit of sex yeah you're not gonna no normal right flip side what do you do when your partner or the guy doesn't want it as much as you do you force him into it you force him into it you just say touch my boobie yeah uh they have to get hard on don't they that's the problem with it yeah but you can always get them to have a hard i'm just um i think you need to have a chat about why you might just have this is a thing within relationships people have mismatched sex drive yeah because you might be in loads of other ways you might be excuse me you might be really really good together but one of you might have a high and one might have a low and that's actually can

be quite a bit not compatible not compatible yeah and that can be a problem so i think have a chat with him and work out why is it that he's just got a low sex drive and that's something you can't really change or is it that he's stressed that there's something yeah bothering him that's is he tired like what are the reasons for not having sex have the conversations as awkward as they are or spike him with viagra yeah or tell him you're gonna cheat if he doesn't shag you soon just ideas just throwing out their various ideas that could work start spinning his head out basically fuck him up right hubby is hubby i hate that word sorry husband is hot but i get off imagining it's someone else going down on me every time is that normal i mean you can't see his face

anyway so and if you've been together for ages i think part of sex is the naughtiness the excitement the thrill and i think if you've been with him for absolutely ages and that part you know it does fade out then if you want to think that to get yourself off i don't think it really matters doesn't mean you don't fancy him just this is a good one here we go is it normal to not have sex after having a baby we've only done it once in seven months very normal i think i don't think i think that's not good to not have sex for seven oh no i don't think it's good but i would say not having sex after a baby is quite normal first of all your vagina potentially is not in a good place so you're feeling in pain whatever that can take a while um you're tired you've got a baby in your

bed i think it's normal i don't think seven months is good i've not thought of that i don't think it's good don't get me wrong i think it's normal but i think you need to put sort it out right now and chag him right we had loads of dick size questions didn't we christina so um one i'm going to mix this together tips for his willy being too big and tearing me lots of lube loads of lube very slow yeah that liquid silk one's really good from um love honey train it tell him not to make sure you're very horny and aroused because everything opens up a bit and let him know that he needs to be very gentle um next one is relates to this as well do you think that size matters if it's teeny tiny yeah absolutely yeah i mean we've discussed this before when lauren

thought that she was being fingered and she looked down and it wasn't it was a cock um you dare click that thank you right and realistically you're not gonna if it's very small you're not scientifically if it's very small it isn't going to hit and touch the places inside that you would like it to touch yeah that's like is that how big it was actually i was 21 3 i think girth is more important because then you can feel it like going in yeah i agree but i do i just think if it's small it isn't gonna hit the places so it is gonna make a big difference i think average is fine like average i'm good with like not an issue yeah yeah because then you can still like have fun with it yeah i'm fine with that tiny yeah i'm sorry but it probably does make a difference but

i do think there's ways around it have you seen the things that you can the sheath yeah so there's these things that you can actually you buy and you put it over your penis and it extends your penis so when you're having your dick bigger yeah um so that's the thing one of the patty girls sent a picture with it yeah i mean the embarrassment though of like getting your dick on or just to say should we use this yeah that's embarrassing hey i've been thinking well a lady whose lips i do i think she'll still probably listen told me um a story that she'd only she'd never slept with him before and when she got there he already had one ready it's not what is why and was his cock tiny and he had it ready for her which is i mean at least did you use it no what what happened i

didn't i was busy i didn't carry on the combo i would have been balls deep in that reception as she was leaving i couldn't ask much but yeah show me a picture of it anyone's sending stories of sheaths i think we've spoken about this before but i don't like it when they um big up no no no downsize yeah when they say oh i'm not very big or something and i'm like i don't want to like i wouldn't have really noticed until you just said that yeah has that happened to you before yeah well i can make a joke kind of like it's not the biggest but i'll still give you a good yeah it's like just don't mention it you literally look at your phone and you just go

oh oh right it's not the biggest but I know how to use it yeah that kind of thing like making jokes about it and I get why you do it because I do it I make jokes about things that straight away before anyone else does so I kind of get it but if I'm about getting all raunchy

with you what I don't want to hear is it's not the biggest but I'll do my best I don't want to hear that let me discover that myself yeah that's my girls and over the pants assessment and opa is what we call it is always required before you take your knickers off not in the club over pants assessment let's have a chat about um this isn't one of the questions but what do you think about dry humping i love dry i mean it's the best bit because it's like build up to like you're never gonna dry hump each other again

really dry humping and i spent a lot of my late teens and early 20s dry humping i loved it i used to snog and dry hump and you'd grind your bits against i loved it lauren's even openly admitted to putting a fanny on the chair loads of stuff yeah i love it i dry hump like the corner of the sofa has everyone else did you used to shag pillows when you're younger i didn't shag pillows i i used to i used to um i used to suspiciously in the swimming pool in one specific area for ages like this on the chair um when me and james met that first night we dry humped on the sofa we snogged and we it's passionate we dry humped our bits together and you know when

to get hard on in the pants oh come on i i am such an advocate for dry humping i think it's brilliant let's bring dry humping let's bring it back it doesn't get you pregnant and you don't get an sci so right this is a good one and we did get many of these in different ways lauren right if a man goes soft on you during sex do you blame yourself and what do you do to get him going again when do you leave it how do you avoid the awkwardness that is a really tough one that is really really tough i'm trying to think if that has ever happened but it's when they're like just keep touching it and you've been touching it for like 10 minutes and you're like it's not coming back now i don't think that's happened i think i think drunken yeah um i think drunk

that it's happened but i can't think of a time personally where it's happened and i've been like oh yeah yeah it's definitely happened before you just like i go in a mood and yeah i do feel like it is my fault but it isn't but it's not and also i feel like men will shag anything it's not they get way more embarrassed about it and i feel like once their dick goes soft they panic then they're like their mind is going like and then and then they panic but girls if this happens to you please remember men will shag there are men out there shagging exhausts like there are men shagging there are men shagging sheep like lauren shagging sofas yeah they will shag anything it's not to do with that they don't fancy you enough they don't they will have a wank with no material it's it's

nothing to do with that it's just something to do with but also you know there's like a massive epidemic now of guys like feeling that they have to take viagra viagra is quite a big drug market like but don't you get it over the counter yeah but people sell it so they rely on it don't they find many gyms that are mostly trust me from my past experience sell steroids and um and viagra as well they sell both and building sites james told me this on building sites it's rife it has been passed around on building sites there are dealers have you ever shagged someone on viagra that you've been aware of because what so like they come and their dick doesn't go down it's not why would anyone want to do that you finish it's done why is there still more it's just hard

more no thank you fully hard yeah just like like a like an umbrella pole oh my god just like you could literally put your washing on it and then you're like well we've done it i've finished now rolling over and they're just lying there like this and it makes them go bright red and really hot as well and they get a banging headache after shut up i can't actually i can't think who or when i just know that i've just got this memory um and i think how long does it take till it like works i don't i can't remember i think quite soon um i remember when rob kardashian took it and he had to go to hospital must i remember my friend um they spiked their friend with it and they were on a night out and he just was out and i don't know how they gave it to him and he was i think

you can get it in like a like a gel yeah and they said they just waited and he was just all of a sudden they were watching him and he was like uncomfortable and then the next thing you don't spike people no don't do that and he had hard on all night that is not funny right okie dokie them my boyfriend never kisses before or during sex he says he doesn't like things in his face is this normal he'll take your fanny in it i just think that no you have to kiss to get in the mood especially if it's with your boyfriend in the morning i will not be kissing it will be a spoon type of exchange yeah there'll be no kissing but in a normal occasion yeah you've got to get it going and it's her boyfriend as well how else are you gonna get things i love a good snog i like a

snog um i don't like a snog when you don't want one though that's really oh no maybe that's how he feels yeah and his beard and yeah maybe that's how he feels though if he's just not a snogger yeah um don't know what to do about that one but i find it a little bit odd like you need a good kiss don't you i don't know and it also depends on what kind of shag you're having if you're having like a filthy like bang not always the next one is gonna have to go over into um patreon extra i'm sorry christine we have got no stop stop right how to stop ingrown hairs right so we are massive advocates of laser hair removal i unfortunately keep having babies so my hormones are just bringing it all back we've got that current body at home one it's really really good that's an

amazing start honestly even if you just do use it for an x amount of time yeah fins it softens since having laser hair i've had way less ingrown hair i don't have any i totally agree and i think the follicle is less it's thinner therefore you don't get that because what an ingrown hair in case anyone doesn't know is when it's about to push through the skin it doesn't come through the skin it kind of almost falls back on itself now that is often because the skin is too thick for it to penetrate through yeah so if you keep shaving and you dry shave oh um it's it's damaging your skin it's giving you a rash the skin is then thicker the hair can't get through it recoils so how we deal with this is first of all laser hair is amazing because it makes the hair finer so it

can come through easier secondly um you need to it's funny it sounds a bit weird but it's almost like exfoliating your fanny well no because you did that um estrid ad and oh my god no it works so fucking good it works um no the the estrid razor i don't think i've got a thing anymore but anyway it's actually really really good yeah so if you exfoliate before you shave that's what everyone always says exfoliate before you shave get rid of the dead skin however i don't think it necessarily on your vagina needs to be a scrub so you can get and i can't remember the bloody it's like the aha which basically if you don't know what is it's like um it's like an acid yeah that you can put on your skin you put it on your face and it gets rid of dead skin cells yeah

i think it was called ingrogo i used to use it when i used to work they sell that look fantastic when i used to work in the salon we used to give it to people after waxing yeah and if you wipe it over it or you just can use barbicide yeah that kind of stuff yeah you need something that's ah and it gets rid of the thick layer the dead skin and it massively massively helps but don't use a blunt razor if you do see an ingrown hair though do try and tweeze it out because otherwise it's just going to keep getting it's going to keep getting worse but honestly you need to use um like a wipe or a tonic that's got aha or bha some form of acid to help get and that razor that we've just spoken about is really good loads of when you're shaving use loads of foams it's really

it's like not a dry shave and hard as it is don't shave too much also you are actually meant to just before you put the razor on crank the shower up as hot as possible to open the follicles then you put the razor on so you get right in there and a really good clean shave and always make sure that your razor is a clean fresh new razor yes it's expensive but if you you know you only want to shave once a week say and then be careful of what knickers you're wearing be careful of bikini wearing me and lauren always say as well if you're going on holiday don't shave until you arrive at the destination or say you're going on like a date night wait till you get to the spa do it just go and do it there and then and then again and then it's smoother as well less likely if you've got

a body cream that has anything like a h a b h in it pop it on your vag when you're doing that helps and but panther is always absolutely cracking for if you do it's for that yeah if you get that now pain with certain positions what can i do we speak about this like i had it the other day with james and honestly it can affect me in different ways i've got a tilted cervix so that's one reason if i have got a full bladder or a bit of a full bladder it really hurts me and also um if i have eaten or like maybe there's poo there i don't know and it really really hurts not in my fanny there wouldn't be poo in my fanny do you know what i mean right just stop so also what i would say as well girls before you have sex or i know you don't know when it's going to happen always try and make

sure you have a wee just before and just after it's so important for UTIs yeah it is it really is suffered with them for many years the wee before and the wee after is extremely important you're just going to have to change the position and just get into not going as far I struggle with it I can barely do it sometimes after you have a baby as well it feels really different like for quite a while after I can barely do it from behind it really hurts yeah I've got a reversed yeah uterus or whatever the hell it's called as well um okay last one here is it normal to not feel when a man comes inside you without a condom on you can't feel it really can you sometimes i pretend i can well it goes like this the willy goes yeah but does she means the actual

um stuff going in i think she means the stuff going in yeah i can't no like as in the the warmth of it kind of thing i don't think i would know maybe we've got baggy fanny is no i can't really do it no i don't know i don't think but i wouldn't say during the actual squirtation i can and also they should make you aware that it's happening yeah and if they don't then i have you ever been with someone and you're like has it happened has it not haven't done the build-up that i'm gonna i'm none of that and all of a sudden they just do it and they don't do it i don't like that tell me tell me yeah do you think that they meant that men can feel it when we come no because they don't know when i fake it definitely not but they they claim sometimes

they don't know i can do a few kegels exactly all you need to do to fake it is a few kegels yeah it's i don't think they can and they go oh i could feel i can feel you tightening and you think to yourself i've just got a fantastic pelvic floor did you say that don't know what they're like when you right one more one more because we've got some juicy ones we're gonna move over now into um patreon you can sign up on our instagram have a look at the link in our bio and um apple subscribe as well but i'm gonna do one more for you ogs over here okay you pick my boyfriend lasts 10 seconds in bed help no no selfish bastard

yeah but sometimes it's not their fault james has done it before where she's saying every time every time well oh god but sometimes the thing is though if they are doing the sex in out in out how does he stop what keep pulling out and waiting he'll go floppy then so i don't think it's his is this when we bring the big dog in i'm thinking i'm suggesting that he does he has a i know a lot of my male friends do this have a wank oh a pre-wank a lot of my friends if they're going to meet a girl will have a pre-wank so that that doesn't happen isn't it mad what men have to do like i bet they they fuck themselves in the head that much they have a pre-wank then they have to take viagra because then their dick doesn't work and then um i they're more complex than we thought

yeah tell him you need to say to him we need to do something be really open we need to do something about this it's not working for me i don't know i think talking about this kind of stuff in front of a man is hard they get so sadly sensitive about anything to do with this it's like then it then they'll start to panic and they'll get in a habit of it or but then what she but he must know he's doing it and he's clearly not trying anything to stop it so he must think it's fine more no less for more foreplay for her but don't touch his willy at all before because then you're gonna last five seconds i think she's gonna have to make sure she gets what she wants first but if she wants to actually have proper you know in out sex for a while in out in out then it's not very

fair is it no maybe put a condom on yeah and can't you get like the desensitizing games you can you can get the gel yeah where it makes the dick i know i can't say i've ever had that i don't think i've ever had the problem what does it do desensitizing yeah just desensitize it a bit so that they don't also do you remember when you're younger and used to buy like mad condoms like tingle flavored i remember one of my first boyfriends because you're just experimenting and they it'd be like i've got some strawberry a strawberry and it tasted like plastic and you've got a little bit a little more and then i had cock rings from the shop and they were awful and they were shit but you wanted everyone to know you're experimenting with your fella so you bet

we've got ribbed condoms and they were shit as well yeah they were the best i wouldn't say that they were didn't they helped anything and then do you remember one of my first boyfriends because obviously you see on telly i was like whipped cream and chocolate and stuff like that and it was shit chocolate mousse right so i am always browsing our good old love honey all that and summers what have you things and i always go on like best sellers yeah candy thongs who the fuck has ever used a candy thong and my question and the candy bra and my question is people must use candy thongs and candy bras lauren my question is what are you meant to do them is he meant to because they take ages to like your veneers wouldn't do well with a candy like and

And then what do you do when you get to the bum bit? It's been in someone's bottom. Like, that's like... I don't even like candy. It's like poop candy. And it's like the worst kind of candy as well. Who's wearing them? Like, we need to know who's wearing candy bags.

I know. I've worn one. I have. I have. I have. What the fuck? I have worn one. Like, having said all that...

Have you worn one? Having said all that, I have worn one, yeah. Mine was when I was about 18. Yeah, about 17. And what did you do? My boyfriend bought it for me at the time. I was like, well, okay.

It's just what you did when you were young. When you thought you were raunchy, you were like, I'll get my candy thong. It's made you feel grown up and sexy. You actually wore a candy thong? Yeah, that is thrush in a, like, you are asking for thrush if you do that. And then I probably took it off after

I've probably sat eating the bum bit I've probably thought right with a hangover oh I've got that in the drawer to put Bran and Oliver candy thong but realise why it's on with reet and then she will have been having a fag candy thong

you've got no sweet tooth where have they gone in your side drawer oh my candy thong I've got to write sweet tooth wow anyway guys um the next questions are good baby good so thank you for listening and we will see you next week and lauren is a wife now so congratulations again everyone's bored of it love you

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