Nip Tuck - Capri Crotch
Episode Date: September 28, 2022You would think us girls would've learn't our lesson by now, but we are totally unfiltered and don't hold anything back from you, so brace yourself...Lauren tells us some of the weird s*** she's done ...back in the day when she's gone back to a fellas and Ashley's got her eye on some more treatment she wants done.And why is it so traumatic for women to have a poo in front of men? Turns out us girls have gone to some pretty extreme lengths to cover up the deed. Plus, we're sharing the top beauty products we're using at the moment.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM. We’re on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comOur GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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hi guys and welcome to nip tuck and not giving a fuck this is the podcast where we celebrate
being positive aspirational women this is all about being unapologetically yourself
so lauren how's it going i'm a bit sad today why why are you laughing
why is it funny um because theo went to school this week you keep fucking talking about i know
but it's making me sad it's pathetic no it's not so she started properly this week like a full
full days do you know what it's not just the fact she's going to school and loads of mums that are
listening will actually agree with me it's also the fact that i feel like my whole routine has
now changed you've already told us all about this no but i'm still sad about it and i actually am
and then this weekend i didn't feel like i got enough time with her because now she's there
you don't want to know this do you no it's boring okay okay no one's interested that i'm upset and
now you last sound like a really shit mom okay guys so you can get in touch with us via dm
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ick and any other bits we want to know your questions your embarrassing stories basically
we don't give a fuck fuck i can't say fuck with i can't let you say fuck without me saying it
doesn't feel right okay so we are back in surgery we have some little life updates so last time we
ended on lauren you said you got a life-changing message i did i got a message that really is
i'm gonna leave i'm gonna leave the pod so now i'm leaving the pod um i feel like you feel like
leaving today as well you're still a bit tired after avitha aren't you ashley do a lot tired
no but you've had an mua which again i mention every week in case anyone looks at you and looks
at me and wonders why so very different so producer lucas is asking what an mua is i thought
that i for ages on instagram and facebook like back in the day i used to be like um lucy king
mooer what what is a mooer well actually when you say it it doesn't make sense because you say the
words i'm really boring today by the way but you say the words a mooer so you say an mua and that's
a makeup artist so i've just said to you ashley's had a makeup artist it doesn't even make sense
um you yeah but it doesn't make sense me saying ashley's had an mua what ashley's had a makeup
oh i guess ashley's had a makeup artist do it can i ask you another thing that i completely
you don't understand and i'd like you to explain the only way is essex yeah so how would you say
the the abbreviation why the only way and where have you got a from where's tally no is is the
only way is essex yes so again how have you got tally right wait it should be tally the only way
it's not the only way is essex it's the only way is essex so why does everyone call it tally
it's Toey
if anything
the only way
the only way is it
it doesn't make sense
and that has bothered me
I'm going to say
for six, eight
do you watch Toey?
no
but I'm just telling you
I used to
Toey
oh is that because
it sounds like a toe
they didn't want to do it
no I don't
oh yeah
I watched it
do you remember
the first Toey
was like the best thing ever
yeah at the beginning
and then when
Vajazzle came out
and all that
Amy Child
was amazing
she was the original
you can just tell
she's such a nice person
yeah she seems really nice
actually
but back then
it was great
but now I feel like
and do you remember
Mark Wright
when he pushed
a girl in the pool
and then he got
pushed in the pool
who got pushed in the pool
Mark Wright did
by Lauren Gugia
oh that was really
big at the time
wasn't it
and when Gemma Collins
came with the bikini
she said
you ain't getting
none of this
can't you
do you remember that
that stuff was really good
Arj was good
they were good
I think people still
watched Howie though
yeah good on them
so Lauren got a message
I did
I got a text
I got a text and it was a life-changing message actually I've been thinking about it for ages
and whether to to accept the offer it wasn't a sugar daddy one um I just got a message to say
that that I'd been scouted by a huge modeling agency a huge a huge one they actually said a
huge modeling agency um because they want me to be Miss Europe can you believe how much have you
got to pay can you believe it actually said that they think I'm stunning so they must mean it
and it said that all i have to do is turn up pay and that's it i'm gonna i'm gonna be miss europe
so i've been thinking should i go for it should i not and i decided that everyone would be really
sad if i left the pod so i'm just gonna leave my modeling yeah i'm not gonna do it well do you
remember was it on here we were talking about like when i was rochdale miss rochdale and i won
the charity vote oh don't my heart hurts for myself honestly i literally do remember like
there's still a lot of cons out there
like who the fuck are those people
that go like
who does your gas and electric
yeah what is that
who's your wifi with
and they like stop you in the street
and they get paid to stop you in the street
that's the worst
that must be the most cold hearted
awful job ever
you can tell what type of people they are
sorry for generalising
they're the type of people
that aren't quite ready
to let their uni days go
yes and they want to carry that
they don't want to carry on that scrub life
for a little bit longer
Yeah, they want to get paid per click for a bit longer.
Do you know, when I was at uni, I fully was, like, I lived in...
In squalor?
It got voted the worst student halls in the country.
Why? Why didn't your mum and dad send you somewhere better?
They didn't. I had to pay for it.
Did you?
They didn't care that I lived in a hall.
Were they not asked? Were they just like, she's gone now?
They were like, she's gone.
I bet they thought it was really funny.
I was so poor that I used to have to use Febreze as perfume.
But I still managed to afford my night's out.
Oh, sweetheart, that's so sad.
I once, do you want to hear a funny story?
Go on.
God, they just come to me.
There's so many things I've done that are disgusting.
It just comes to me.
Okay, so once I went home with a guy on a night out.
It's not like you.
This was years ago.
I must have been, oh, what?
I'm going to say 19.
Would I have a boyfriend then?
Let me think.
Ugh, 20.
Whatever year, whenever I didn't have a boyfriend
at that age, it was then.
So I went home with a guy locally and got in bed
and it was like four in the morning.
We didn't actually have sex
Genuine swear down
But the point is
Swear down
Swear down
I-D-D-S-T
We were in bed
And I can't really remember
But I just remember
Smelling my own armpit
And thinking
It fucking stinks
Oh no no no
No it was that
Night out fake tan
When it blocks your pores
And I can feel it now
And I smelt my armpit
And I thought
Oh shit
So I'm in the bed
And all night were you like
Yeah and it was dripping
So it was so hot
So I thought
I'm going to have to do something
So I went
I'm just popping to the bathroom
And the bathroom
If you want to call it that
fucking hole was next to the bedroom so i had to be really quiet and i knew you could hear like
what i was doing there was a shower yes oh my god definitely so i'm going like this i'm scarfing
around looking in the drawers for something there's no deodorant nothing so then i found a
plug-in ambipure and it was citrus it was citrus i remember it was a citrus smell and i thought
i'm looking around there's no no deodorant i'm looking for like toothpaste at this point i'm
so i got the ambipure pulled it out broke it i got the oil in the ambipure and like threw it on
my armpits and vagina and tapped it in right listen listen listen and then i put it back
got back in bed and then there was like a silence and then he went
if you and i was like oh no he's gonna say he can smile and he went if you had a caprice on
i swear he said and i was like no and i smelt like um a beautiful apple apple orange
vineyard whatever they're called like an orange tree in italy um or like a like an orange cheesecake
well bitches so whenever i smell that now it gives me it reminds me of that it literally
vabbing
what is it called
what are they actually called
the plug-ins
do you know they're
really fucking bad for you
they are when you put them
on your fanny
fucking hell
but yeah
so that's the story
for you guys
do you know what I got
on my vagina
the other day
that actually like
fully burnt it
fake tan remover
that shit must just be
like bleach
really
yeah
must be bad for your skin
you should have moisturiser
girls like we've all
had these moments
please tell us like
When we've been in a boy's bathroom.
I've got another one.
There was that girl that had put the tampon in the,
that wrote in, she'd put, she couldn't find,
there was no bin because it was like,
and it wouldn't, the tampon wouldn't flush down.
So she had to put it inside, you know,
where the toilet brush is and leave it there.
And leave it there.
In a boy's house.
I have a friend, it's not me for once.
So she went to a boy's house as usual.
She needed a poo, like needed a poo.
She was trying to hold it in
and she'd been constipated
for days
so it was going to be
like a really hard one
and she was like
I need to go
so
a tearjerker
yeah tearjerker
an arse ripper
a ring stinger
so she went upstairs
and she went
and had a poo
and I think he was
cooking or something
she was like
I knew he wouldn't hear it
I wouldn't be able
to do that
well
I'd rather go home
well I know
it must have been coming
I don't know
so he's cooking
she said
so she wasn't that worried
about going to do the poo
she was a few centimetres
dilated
so she was pretty like
alright
knowing it was going
to come out
she was going to be quick
she went up
did the poo
wasn't that nervous
because he was cooking downstairs
he wasn't going to be here
cooking?
a man?
well yeah
anyway she did the poo
flushed obviously
didn't go did it
big poo
big hard long poo
so she's messing with it
and she's trying to get it out
she's getting water
throwing the water down
looking for everything
she's got
in the end
can you imagine how much
she'd be sweating
at that point
and time's going on now
so in the end
she put
are you ready for this
she put her hand
into the toilet
with some
with some tissue
picked the poo up
and threw it out the window
oh yeah loads of people do that
through the poo
she threw the poo out of the window
why are you
you've done that
I've never done that
I've heard these stories before
why are you not bothered about this
I've never thrown my poo out the window
no I've never thrown my poo out of the window
would you though
I would throw it wherever it needed to go
oh 100%
I would eat it
I'd eat it
I would eat it before I let in the poo
yeah even now like
Ed doesn't ever see me
no and I agree with that
draw the line at that
I just think that
I absolutely agree I think there's a level and I think it's all right you know to make if you if
you've been together for ages you can be like oh I've got a stomach ache and you can insinuate
what's gonna happen if you have to but if it's that stage but I think you don't say I'm going
for a poo like just go and do your poo I heard like one of the best um pieces of advice for like
a long lasting relationship or marriage is to both have separate bathrooms because it's not
just the poo situation it's that men get annoyed with all your products and can you imagine how
many products i've got i think having two bathrooms for the for the normal two up two down
is unlikely but maybe just don't poo in front of them no i think that's a no what about trumping
farting no never oh you don't never no no that's not on i'm partial to trump no i don't do it all
the time as much as i could but i do think this has to be something that you keep sexy because i
always think how can you go and do a poo and then be like come here and then in the next breath you
want to be sexy they don't match so i agree with you there no no no pooing okay do you want to know
what's getting on my double d to ease what i'll tell you now megan fox denying that she's had
plastic surgery you can physically see on the before and after what do you think she's had
right okay she's had a nose job oh my god absolutely had a copious amounts of non-surgical
oh yeah by the way girls absolutely no shade on this and she looks she i would say in my eyes
she's probably one of the most beautiful i've seen a girl on instagram that's fucking unreal but as a
that kind of type that dark hair she is like a cat she's beautiful um it looks like she's had
breast implants yeah but not only did she say that she's not had plastic surgery she actually
said she doesn't go to the gym either oh yeah looks down at stomach that's not like so how's
she looking like that then i mean let listen some people are blessed that there are your
fucking sister is one of them yeah yeah yeah so that she doesn't go to no and have you seen her
no i know she's a prick and i'm a square honestly it's like she she's the coke she's the coke bottle
yeah it's not fair and you're the rice crispy squares i'm the ribena i just don't want the
carton as well i just don't get it but it can happen but i do think certainly a nose she's
had her nose done she's had her boobs done like why what about that model who was it that denied
having lipo and then when she was pregnant had the six packets that kind of thing again what
What was she called?
Yeah, it was a Victoria's Secret model, wasn't it?
Not Irina Shayk.
I can't remember off the top of my head.
No, I can't.
But it's that kind of thing.
No shade.
But then, also, they always, what they do is like when Kylie denied her lips.
I was just about to say Kylie's lips.
And then it was like jump on board of the, okay, I'll admit it.
Yeah.
And then Khloe admitted a nose job.
Yeah, she admitted a nose job.
Because it's so, do you think Kylie's had a tummy tuck?
Honestly, I don't.
Because there's a rumour that she has because of a stomach.
I don't think she has.
Because of a belly button.
no she's so young
she probably doesn't
need one
definitely liposomal
fat transfer
definitely
definitely a BBL
of some form
well or hip implants
as well
really
yeah yeah yeah
you can get hip implants
babe go on
Instagram
and there's a surgeon
in LA
I'll send you him
he does the best
hip implants
too far for me
too far
I would love the hips
too far
bum implants
also too far for me
would you believe
there's a too far for me
I'd have
that's it
I'd have them
no too far
I'm not sure why
because a lot
not much is too far
for me
but a hip implant
or a bum implant
looks fucking good
it looks amazing
really good
are you actually
going to do it
do you think
yeah yeah
have you got any
more surgery lined up
yes I've just booked
I asked that question
knowing the answer
because I know
you all want to know
so I led her into this
I've just booked
an operation this week
are you going to
say what it is on now
arm lipo
and skin tightening
tell me what skin tightening
because you know
I'm always interested
in the skin tightening
you've had it
the Renuvian
is it that the same
as J Plasma
it's all the same concept
yeah well it didn't
fucking work
Yeah, but this person that I'm having it with
is the key opinion leader on this thing.
So he said, I'm going to have all hair...
Oh my God, that bra bit of fat that hangs over.
That bra vagina, I'm having that done.
Yeah, your armpit fanny.
I'm having all hair done.
I wouldn't say that you need your arms done.
I do, I do, look.
I mean, mine are pretty big.
No, look at that.
It's because I've had the fat sucked out of my tummy.
I think it just goes there.
It doesn't, it doesn't.
no it's not okay
fat cells can't move
look that's not
yeah mine are like that
but we've had a few kids
and we're like
getting on with it
yeah I know
but what I'm saying is
when you're wanking
when you're wanking off
it's like
and I can feel it
yeah
no I get it
I feel a bit chunky
in my early 30s now
it's your turning point
of
agree
are you gonna hold up
or you know
men get better with age
women do not
women are like
yoghurt
they go off
men are like wine
yeah
women are like yoghurt
they go off
yeah
sorry girls
but it's true
so I'd rather
tighten it all up
now
than in my 50s
be like oh shit
I need an arm lift
yeah no I'm with you
like I'm not
and also girls
can just say
the new
big big big
big big big
thing is
moisturise your knees
and moisturise your arms
every single
fucking day
have your knees dropped
started dropping
mine are touching my toes
so start now
and you need to get
a really good body cream
yes
I agree
I've got a few
that I can list off
if anyone's interested
I think no one
moisturizes their ass she moisturized the top of your thighs i started moisturizing my ass
um and it is it is getting better but i do think that the good thing is for ladies that are
listening that are like in the early 20s girls by the technology the technology by the time you're
hitting your 30s you'll be fine you'll be fine because you can have so much shit done yeah if
anybody finds a skin tightening treatment that works tell me because my stomach i've got no fat
or anything i have at the minute did you not think morpheus worked i had it done like once yeah but
That's not going to work.
You need a course of three.
My skin is just gone.
It's died a death.
I think I'm going to have one more baby if I decide.
Oh, my God.
If I have one more baby, then I will.
And then I will look into sorting the skin.
Because I can pull the skin.
It's so loose.
I just don't want to have to have a tummy tuck.
Same.
I've never seen a good one.
And mine would need to be not just small.
It needs to be hip to hip.
It'd be a 360 fucking tuck.
Anyway, we digress.
So, Ash is having more surgery.
When are you having it?
November.
i booked it okay he managed to fit me in so i was like urgent urgent okay all right then brilliant
pleased about that we will let you know how that goes um do you want to know what's getting on my
tits yeah right guys you've probably all done this before but it really gets on my tits before
so i'm now gonna offend 90 percent and i just want to explain why it gets on my tits because
absolutely like you know you can all do what you want you're not hurt as we say you're not
hurting kids or animals to do what you want but i just want to say one thing yeah it's really
annoying when people get their car stolen or a friend of theirs or a follower gets a car stolen
it's happened to a lot of us yeah there's a screenshot of the car it's always a range rover
it's always a black rage it's always a fucking range and it's got um and it goes car stolen
at 6am from Clifford
Town Centre
Reward
Right alright hun
So you know I'm just going to walk down the road
and if I see your car I'm going to stand
in the middle of the road
And I am going to block
I'm going to pull them out of the car
I'm going to make a citizens arrest actually
It's the new version of
putting your hospital wristband on Facebook
Or tagging yourself in Burnley General
Yeah it is
And can I just say as well
we um actually watched this really scary video on instagram about how people can rob you and they
can like follow where you are you put that you're in a certain place you mean the instagram robbing
thing yeah people can get your address off your car registration yeah i never post my reg you
have to be so careful with that yeah yeah um i think in answer to your car thing i agree i think
it tends to a lot of the time be very nice cars now whether that's because nice cars get stolen
or whether it's because it's more of a oh look at my car yeah and then everyone i want everyone to
know that this is my friend i don't know however i actually know someone who did share it and
someone saw it no lie and that's my friend's car got stolen when six seven months ago and someone
not her put it on the internet and someone saw it around the corner i swear on my life and it
had been stolen and moved because it was getting removed and they found it so it can work sometimes
my mum and dad's cars both got stolen um a few it wasn't that long ago was it i think it was
probably longer than we think and it was at 9 p.m at night on a saturday and they just came in and
robbed both cars do you know that a lot of taxi people apparently on ubers have been in on like
a scam where from like they ring wealthy areas um where they're taking people to restaurants and
stuff like particularly big houses they know that they've left the house because they've taken them
to the local restaurant they also know that they're still there and when they're coming back
because they may have
booked one back
they then tell whoever
maybe they get a little bit
of money from it
and they go and rob the house
while they're out
but how are you meant
to protect yourself
against that
what fucking walk
you just need good
home insurance
and that's it
good home insurance
and good security
I've got good life insurance
as well have you
I don't have life insurance
Ashley
is that really bad
it is if I've got it
and you've not
yeah I'd be worried
shit
and I've got fuck all
to leave anyone
I've not
I should probably
back off with that one
i could get my life insurance okay guys we're gonna take a short break
but we're gonna be back with a question that you will want to know the answer to
welcome back guys now we love getting answers to questions so this part of the podcast is all
about answering questions from you from us and from anyone else right so someone wrote in can
you share your best budget skincare products i would absolutely love to buy the products that
you share actually but someone in my price range which i totally get now we actually did an episode
on skincare we did right so basically products i get asked this question loads go and listen
to that skincare episode yeah first before you do anything i think we get quite a lot of people
and they'll message for advice about skincare and we've already done a skincare episode and
it's in there oh yeah i'm finding at the minute i am getting so many messages you've started now
and you used to say to me you're so mean for not responding you can't respond i still do respond
but i just think that the thing is when you message us directly absolutely we want to be
involved we love the stories love it all but sometimes skincare stuff it's so vast isn't it
Like, how do you reply to someone without knowing the skincare history?
I try new stuff all the time.
Exactly, exactly.
So you've got to follow the Instagram to kind of see what we're using,
what we're liking.
We'll always post it on there.
But I do think people always look for, like, a budget brand.
And I understand that because not everyone's got the same amount of money to spend.
So what do you think?
Are there certain things?
What's the cleanser called that I actually think is really good?
It starts with a C.
Cleanserderm.
Which one?
CeraVe.
CeraVe.
Is that what it's called?
CeraVe is really good.
So that's a really nice cleanser.
And it's three for two at the minute in Boots.
Oh, is it?
On all the CeraVe.
There you go.
And they've just brought out a blemish cleanser,
which I bought to try.
Because I love that stuff.
Has it got a bit more of a salicylic or something in it?
Yes, it does.
The Dr. Perricone stuff is really, really good.
And I don't think that's too expensive either, you know.
It's not cheap.
Well, with my code, it's not.
You get 35% off.
That is so good.
So it's not cheap,
but it's enough that you feel like you're not wasting your money.
But it actually has got active ingredients in it.
So when they approached me,
um it was like a year ago and i said i'll try it yeah i never sign up to anything unless it
actually works because i just think you'll lose so much credibility by posting something
it's not worth just getting the deal now and i've been losing everyone that trusts you
yeah recently i've had like fake tan browns i've tried the tan shit not gonna do it not gonna do
it what's really awkward is when somebody says can you come in for this treatment and you're like
yeah i'll come in for it and then it doesn't work and then you're like and they want you to post and
You don't want to tell them it doesn't work.
That's never happened to me.
Has it not?
It has to me.
So I just didn't say anything ever again about it.
Do you know how good I forgot something was?
Profilo.
I keep saying I need to have this again.
Babe, just bring it.
I'll bring it in.
I've got two at home.
I feel like I keep getting lines here.
Do you know, like that?
I think it's like my dimples.
So I feel like I need to put a load in there.
Lucas, you would love Profilo.
Would you ever have anything done?
Why?
It's not an actual filler or a Botox.
It's an injectable moisturizer.
Lucas up.
It's really good.
I don't have a code for that.
The new Chanel foundation.
Which one?
What's it called?
It's, I can't remember, but it's got hyaluronic in it.
Always good.
And little beads.
So it's like, you know when you're having one of those days where you don't want to
look like you've died, but you don't want to put makeup on?
Yes.
Every day.
Yeah.
Every day.
Every day.
That Nioxin shampoo is incredible.
okay so i've been using the nioxin shampoo for only about two weeks so i'm not gonna say what
i think the peppermint one but yeah i'll tell you what though it makes your scalp like feel tink
like clean clean like something's happening it works it works it works 100 and then we got sent
those glower hair tablets i've been using them in conjunction with the nioxin so nioxin have
tablets as well you know oh do you yeah and i'm gonna they're sold out everywhere at the minute
but i'm gonna try them but i wanted to kind of try glower for a length of time so i knew three
months isn't it it's three months i've not done three months three months yeah i've not finished
it yet but then i'm gonna try the nioxin tablets i've been also taking c cal right i've heard about
that since i was quite like young like years and i thought it's probably shit do you think it works
i mean i've thrown that much cash at the situation i couldn't pinpoint one exactly yeah i'm telling
you if you use all those use all of them one of them is then it works because i've had my brow
lift you need to go bald there and look at how much it's gross call that bald i right so i'm in
a real situation with my hair at the minute um i'm gonna have to have my tapes out they're just
not working i think you need to do you need to go for a hormone test oh really yeah i my acupuncture
girl does them so you go in and you have the test i think it's like 120 pounds yeah get sent off to
america and they send you this full report of like anything that you're short of yeah because honestly
see my hair's falling out like i mean it i've got this is what you need hair and hormones are very
very closely linked especially in women that's just reminded me guess what i didn't go for the
other day the coil i didn't go something was telling me do you know you've got like a gut
feeling something was saying to me don't go for that appointment i can't tell you what it was and
then i went for is it called that they put on your stomach for the time and skull yeah so i went for
that to tighten my muscles and all that sit up kind of thing it works Lauren's not sure yeah
I've only had two I've got my before and after and you can tell right okay so I've had two so
I'm not going to comment just yet I've had about six um and I'll tell you it's good when I've had
more than two but they said to me have you got a coil in and I was like no but I'm getting one on
Friday and she went well you can't have this done with a coil and that wasn't just that that wasn't
my only reason but there'd been loads of different things that were going on that was making me think
not to get one so i just i thought no i'm not doing it so i just ran up and cancelled it so
at the minute i am gonna look at tracking my cycle for a while because i don't want to go back on the
pill like you say about the hormones i don't want them i don't want to do it no if my hair's falling
out now baby one of the things linked to the pill is hair loss really it's so bad for you yeah it is
so uh just to let you all know i didn't have the coil and as women we should be so in tune with our
body is like you all know my opinion on contraception yeah i think it's bullshit
um other products that we like adenola gym stuff i have just no lie ordered this morning have you
seen molly may warren adder um it says adder on the front gray hoodie and joggers i've already
got gorgeous yeah really it's sold out though it's in selfridges it was sold out um on adder
website it's in selfridges do you know the quality of that stuff is so good and it's not expensive
I mean it's not cheap
it's £100 for a tracksuit
the leggings are like
£30
compared to Lululemon
they're £130
oh my god yeah
but I really like
I don't know
I really like it
it's really well fitting
it lasts ages
and the guy is from Manchester
is he really?
who is it?
Hiram
it's not Hiram
yes it is
oh my god
it's all clicking now
in my head
that it's Hiram
yeah
I remember when he first
started it
and now it's only clicking
that it's the same brand
oh amazing
love that
I'll buy even more then
if it's a Manchester guy
really
so girls
you need to try that
the quality is so
so good
one second
they also do
a legging
that has a split
at the bottom
it has a zip split
they are gorgeous
they fit really nice
can you wear them
with heels
yeah yeah
so the hem
at the bottom
has got a zip
so you can have them
a little bit or a lot
and it's got a flare to it
they just look different
than boring black leggings
have you tried
the bow and tee stuff
yes
and what's that like
I've never tried it
it's expensive again
expensive
I like it
but do you know
what I don't like
what
Gymshark
i've never had anything do you know why it's meant to be really quite good material i just
hate the name that's it jim sharp so i'm not wearing it uh bow and there's our sponsorship
deal gone sorry jim shark it's like jim shark no i don't like it bow and t yeah good um i size up a
bit on the top aloe yoga is amazing what's that aloe a-l-o yoga never heard of it stunning but
so expensive see i don't mind paying more for quality but then there's a range where i'm just
like i can't wear that i can't pay that so these are the i'm gonna get like funny sweatings and
the good thing about the lulu and the adenola ones i wore them size extra small throughout my
whole pregnancy stretched with you stretched with me baby and now they stretch just like your vagina
yeah well no because i had a c-section um also another thing girls that i get messages about
all the time sorry we're going really off topic here but off piste water retention yeah we all
suffer with water retention my tips for water retention dandelion drops have you had them yet
i don't really get water retention you said you were bloated oh yeah they work for that okay so
dandelion drops you put them in water you drink them every day they work really well maybe that's
why my knees and ankles are so fat oh yeah because that's where you hold water i just thought they
were fat mld massages who has time for this though mate this is the thing i struggle with it's the
time to do all this stuff you've got no solution to that have you no if you if you dare fucking say
everyone's got the same 24 hours in the day i will jump over i'll get the microphone i will
shove it so far up your arse that it comes out your mouth right but mld it actually works like
after i'd had the baby she did that gua sha on the backs of my legs it hurts so much and all the
water would just come out leah where leah you can go to leah or justine loads of people have started
doing it now though but they are the two that have been doing it for like years okay maybe i'll do
that i'll add that to my list of things and honestly it was a lot would take a penny into
school so yeah those are like little bits loads of little bits that we're loving doll beauty lip
glass molly may spray tan that's it really that's it if you like the product stuff send us a question
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