Nip Tuck - Capri Crotch

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

You would think us girls would've learn't our lesson by now, but we are totally unfiltered and don't hold anything back from you, so brace yourself...Lauren tells us some of the weird s*** she's done ...back in the day when she's gone back to a fellas and Ashley's got her eye on some more treatment she wants done.And why is it so traumatic for women to have a poo in front of men? Turns out us girls have gone to some pretty extreme lengths to cover up the deed. Plus, we're sharing the top beauty products we're using at the moment.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM. We’re on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email hello@niptuckpod.comOur GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hi guys and welcome to nip tuck and not giving a fuck this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women this is all about being unapologetically yourself so lauren how's it going i'm a bit sad today why why are you laughing why is it funny um because theo went to school this week you keep fucking talking about i know but it's making me sad it's pathetic no it's not so she started properly this week like a full full days do you know what it's not just the fact she's going to school and loads of mums that are listening will actually agree with me it's also the fact that i feel like my whole routine has now changed you've already told us all about this no but i'm still sad about it and i actually am
Starting point is 00:00:50 and then this weekend i didn't feel like i got enough time with her because now she's there you don't want to know this do you no it's boring okay okay no one's interested that i'm upset and now you last sound like a really shit mom okay guys so you can get in touch with us via dm we're on instagram we're on tiktok you can find us at at nip tuck pod alternatively you can email hello at nip tuck pod.com we want to know what's been getting on your tits what's given you the ick and any other bits we want to know your questions your embarrassing stories basically we don't give a fuck fuck i can't say fuck with i can't let you say fuck without me saying it doesn't feel right okay so we are back in surgery we have some little life updates so last time we
Starting point is 00:01:39 ended on lauren you said you got a life-changing message i did i got a message that really is i'm gonna leave i'm gonna leave the pod so now i'm leaving the pod um i feel like you feel like leaving today as well you're still a bit tired after avitha aren't you ashley do a lot tired no but you've had an mua which again i mention every week in case anyone looks at you and looks at me and wonders why so very different so producer lucas is asking what an mua is i thought that i for ages on instagram and facebook like back in the day i used to be like um lucy king mooer what what is a mooer well actually when you say it it doesn't make sense because you say the words i'm really boring today by the way but you say the words a mooer so you say an mua and that's
Starting point is 00:02:26 a makeup artist so i've just said to you ashley's had a makeup artist it doesn't even make sense um you yeah but it doesn't make sense me saying ashley's had an mua what ashley's had a makeup oh i guess ashley's had a makeup artist do it can i ask you another thing that i completely you don't understand and i'd like you to explain the only way is essex yeah so how would you say the the abbreviation why the only way and where have you got a from where's tally no is is the only way is essex yes so again how have you got tally right wait it should be tally the only way it's not the only way is essex it's the only way is essex so why does everyone call it tally it's Toey
Starting point is 00:03:09 if anything the only way the only way is it it doesn't make sense and that has bothered me I'm going to say for six, eight do you watch Toey?
Starting point is 00:03:17 no but I'm just telling you I used to Toey oh is that because it sounds like a toe they didn't want to do it no I don't
Starting point is 00:03:22 oh yeah I watched it do you remember the first Toey was like the best thing ever yeah at the beginning and then when Vajazzle came out
Starting point is 00:03:30 and all that Amy Child was amazing she was the original you can just tell she's such a nice person yeah she seems really nice actually
Starting point is 00:03:37 but back then it was great but now I feel like and do you remember Mark Wright when he pushed a girl in the pool and then he got
Starting point is 00:03:45 pushed in the pool who got pushed in the pool Mark Wright did by Lauren Gugia oh that was really big at the time wasn't it and when Gemma Collins
Starting point is 00:03:52 came with the bikini she said you ain't getting none of this can't you do you remember that that stuff was really good Arj was good
Starting point is 00:03:58 they were good I think people still watched Howie though yeah good on them so Lauren got a message I did I got a text I got a text and it was a life-changing message actually I've been thinking about it for ages
Starting point is 00:04:12 and whether to to accept the offer it wasn't a sugar daddy one um I just got a message to say that that I'd been scouted by a huge modeling agency a huge a huge one they actually said a huge modeling agency um because they want me to be Miss Europe can you believe how much have you got to pay can you believe it actually said that they think I'm stunning so they must mean it and it said that all i have to do is turn up pay and that's it i'm gonna i'm gonna be miss europe so i've been thinking should i go for it should i not and i decided that everyone would be really sad if i left the pod so i'm just gonna leave my modeling yeah i'm not gonna do it well do you remember was it on here we were talking about like when i was rochdale miss rochdale and i won
Starting point is 00:04:57 the charity vote oh don't my heart hurts for myself honestly i literally do remember like there's still a lot of cons out there like who the fuck are those people that go like who does your gas and electric yeah what is that who's your wifi with and they like stop you in the street
Starting point is 00:05:15 and they get paid to stop you in the street that's the worst that must be the most cold hearted awful job ever you can tell what type of people they are sorry for generalising they're the type of people that aren't quite ready
Starting point is 00:05:26 to let their uni days go yes and they want to carry that they don't want to carry on that scrub life for a little bit longer Yeah, they want to get paid per click for a bit longer. Do you know, when I was at uni, I fully was, like, I lived in... In squalor? It got voted the worst student halls in the country.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Why? Why didn't your mum and dad send you somewhere better? They didn't. I had to pay for it. Did you? They didn't care that I lived in a hall. Were they not asked? Were they just like, she's gone now? They were like, she's gone. I bet they thought it was really funny. I was so poor that I used to have to use Febreze as perfume.
Starting point is 00:06:00 But I still managed to afford my night's out. Oh, sweetheart, that's so sad. I once, do you want to hear a funny story? Go on. God, they just come to me. There's so many things I've done that are disgusting. It just comes to me. Okay, so once I went home with a guy on a night out.
Starting point is 00:06:14 It's not like you. This was years ago. I must have been, oh, what? I'm going to say 19. Would I have a boyfriend then? Let me think. Ugh, 20. Whatever year, whenever I didn't have a boyfriend
Starting point is 00:06:24 at that age, it was then. So I went home with a guy locally and got in bed and it was like four in the morning. We didn't actually have sex Genuine swear down But the point is Swear down Swear down
Starting point is 00:06:34 I-D-D-S-T We were in bed And I can't really remember But I just remember Smelling my own armpit And thinking It fucking stinks Oh no no no
Starting point is 00:06:43 No it was that Night out fake tan When it blocks your pores And I can feel it now And I smelt my armpit And I thought Oh shit So I'm in the bed
Starting point is 00:06:50 And all night were you like Yeah and it was dripping So it was so hot So I thought I'm going to have to do something So I went I'm just popping to the bathroom And the bathroom
Starting point is 00:06:58 If you want to call it that fucking hole was next to the bedroom so i had to be really quiet and i knew you could hear like what i was doing there was a shower yes oh my god definitely so i'm going like this i'm scarfing around looking in the drawers for something there's no deodorant nothing so then i found a plug-in ambipure and it was citrus it was citrus i remember it was a citrus smell and i thought i'm looking around there's no no deodorant i'm looking for like toothpaste at this point i'm so i got the ambipure pulled it out broke it i got the oil in the ambipure and like threw it on my armpits and vagina and tapped it in right listen listen listen and then i put it back
Starting point is 00:07:40 got back in bed and then there was like a silence and then he went if you and i was like oh no he's gonna say he can smile and he went if you had a caprice on i swear he said and i was like no and i smelt like um a beautiful apple apple orange vineyard whatever they're called like an orange tree in italy um or like a like an orange cheesecake well bitches so whenever i smell that now it gives me it reminds me of that it literally vabbing what is it called what are they actually called
Starting point is 00:08:20 the plug-ins do you know they're really fucking bad for you they are when you put them on your fanny fucking hell but yeah so that's the story
Starting point is 00:08:30 for you guys do you know what I got on my vagina the other day that actually like fully burnt it fake tan remover that shit must just be
Starting point is 00:08:38 like bleach really yeah must be bad for your skin you should have moisturiser girls like we've all had these moments please tell us like
Starting point is 00:08:45 When we've been in a boy's bathroom. I've got another one. There was that girl that had put the tampon in the, that wrote in, she'd put, she couldn't find, there was no bin because it was like, and it wouldn't, the tampon wouldn't flush down. So she had to put it inside, you know, where the toilet brush is and leave it there.
Starting point is 00:09:04 And leave it there. In a boy's house. I have a friend, it's not me for once. So she went to a boy's house as usual. She needed a poo, like needed a poo. She was trying to hold it in and she'd been constipated for days
Starting point is 00:09:16 so it was going to be like a really hard one and she was like I need to go so a tearjerker yeah tearjerker an arse ripper
Starting point is 00:09:21 a ring stinger so she went upstairs and she went and had a poo and I think he was cooking or something she was like I knew he wouldn't hear it
Starting point is 00:09:29 I wouldn't be able to do that well I'd rather go home well I know it must have been coming I don't know so he's cooking
Starting point is 00:09:35 she said so she wasn't that worried about going to do the poo she was a few centimetres dilated so she was pretty like alright knowing it was going
Starting point is 00:09:43 to come out she was going to be quick she went up did the poo wasn't that nervous because he was cooking downstairs he wasn't going to be here cooking?
Starting point is 00:09:48 a man? well yeah anyway she did the poo flushed obviously didn't go did it big poo big hard long poo so she's messing with it
Starting point is 00:09:56 and she's trying to get it out she's getting water throwing the water down looking for everything she's got in the end can you imagine how much she'd be sweating
Starting point is 00:10:02 at that point and time's going on now so in the end she put are you ready for this she put her hand into the toilet with some
Starting point is 00:10:09 with some tissue picked the poo up and threw it out the window oh yeah loads of people do that through the poo she threw the poo out of the window why are you you've done that
Starting point is 00:10:19 I've never done that I've heard these stories before why are you not bothered about this I've never thrown my poo out the window no I've never thrown my poo out of the window would you though I would throw it wherever it needed to go oh 100%
Starting point is 00:10:30 I would eat it I'd eat it I would eat it before I let in the poo yeah even now like Ed doesn't ever see me no and I agree with that draw the line at that I just think that
Starting point is 00:10:42 I absolutely agree I think there's a level and I think it's all right you know to make if you if you've been together for ages you can be like oh I've got a stomach ache and you can insinuate what's gonna happen if you have to but if it's that stage but I think you don't say I'm going for a poo like just go and do your poo I heard like one of the best um pieces of advice for like a long lasting relationship or marriage is to both have separate bathrooms because it's not just the poo situation it's that men get annoyed with all your products and can you imagine how many products i've got i think having two bathrooms for the for the normal two up two down is unlikely but maybe just don't poo in front of them no i think that's a no what about trumping
Starting point is 00:11:26 farting no never oh you don't never no no that's not on i'm partial to trump no i don't do it all the time as much as i could but i do think this has to be something that you keep sexy because i always think how can you go and do a poo and then be like come here and then in the next breath you want to be sexy they don't match so i agree with you there no no no pooing okay do you want to know what's getting on my double d to ease what i'll tell you now megan fox denying that she's had plastic surgery you can physically see on the before and after what do you think she's had right okay she's had a nose job oh my god absolutely had a copious amounts of non-surgical oh yeah by the way girls absolutely no shade on this and she looks she i would say in my eyes
Starting point is 00:12:18 she's probably one of the most beautiful i've seen a girl on instagram that's fucking unreal but as a that kind of type that dark hair she is like a cat she's beautiful um it looks like she's had breast implants yeah but not only did she say that she's not had plastic surgery she actually said she doesn't go to the gym either oh yeah looks down at stomach that's not like so how's she looking like that then i mean let listen some people are blessed that there are your fucking sister is one of them yeah yeah yeah so that she doesn't go to no and have you seen her no i know she's a prick and i'm a square honestly it's like she she's the coke she's the coke bottle yeah it's not fair and you're the rice crispy squares i'm the ribena i just don't want the
Starting point is 00:13:09 carton as well i just don't get it but it can happen but i do think certainly a nose she's had her nose done she's had her boobs done like why what about that model who was it that denied having lipo and then when she was pregnant had the six packets that kind of thing again what What was she called? Yeah, it was a Victoria's Secret model, wasn't it? Not Irina Shayk. I can't remember off the top of my head. No, I can't.
Starting point is 00:13:29 But it's that kind of thing. No shade. But then, also, they always, what they do is like when Kylie denied her lips. I was just about to say Kylie's lips. And then it was like jump on board of the, okay, I'll admit it. Yeah. And then Khloe admitted a nose job. Yeah, she admitted a nose job.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Because it's so, do you think Kylie's had a tummy tuck? Honestly, I don't. Because there's a rumour that she has because of a stomach. I don't think she has. Because of a belly button. no she's so young she probably doesn't need one
Starting point is 00:13:54 definitely liposomal fat transfer definitely definitely a BBL of some form well or hip implants as well really
Starting point is 00:14:00 yeah yeah yeah you can get hip implants babe go on Instagram and there's a surgeon in LA I'll send you him he does the best
Starting point is 00:14:08 hip implants too far for me too far I would love the hips too far bum implants also too far for me would you believe
Starting point is 00:14:15 there's a too far for me I'd have that's it I'd have them no too far I'm not sure why because a lot not much is too far
Starting point is 00:14:21 for me but a hip implant or a bum implant looks fucking good it looks amazing really good are you actually going to do it
Starting point is 00:14:27 do you think yeah yeah have you got any more surgery lined up yes I've just booked I asked that question knowing the answer because I know
Starting point is 00:14:33 you all want to know so I led her into this I've just booked an operation this week are you going to say what it is on now arm lipo and skin tightening
Starting point is 00:14:41 tell me what skin tightening because you know I'm always interested in the skin tightening you've had it the Renuvian is it that the same as J Plasma
Starting point is 00:14:48 it's all the same concept yeah well it didn't fucking work Yeah, but this person that I'm having it with is the key opinion leader on this thing. So he said, I'm going to have all hair... Oh my God, that bra bit of fat that hangs over. That bra vagina, I'm having that done.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah, your armpit fanny. I'm having all hair done. I wouldn't say that you need your arms done. I do, I do, look. I mean, mine are pretty big. No, look at that. It's because I've had the fat sucked out of my tummy. I think it just goes there.
Starting point is 00:15:19 It doesn't, it doesn't. no it's not okay fat cells can't move look that's not yeah mine are like that but we've had a few kids and we're like getting on with it
Starting point is 00:15:27 yeah I know but what I'm saying is when you're wanking when you're wanking off it's like and I can feel it yeah no I get it
Starting point is 00:15:34 I feel a bit chunky in my early 30s now it's your turning point of agree are you gonna hold up or you know men get better with age
Starting point is 00:15:42 women do not women are like yoghurt they go off men are like wine yeah women are like yoghurt they go off
Starting point is 00:15:49 yeah sorry girls but it's true so I'd rather tighten it all up now than in my 50s be like oh shit
Starting point is 00:15:57 I need an arm lift yeah no I'm with you like I'm not and also girls can just say the new big big big big big big
Starting point is 00:16:04 thing is moisturise your knees and moisturise your arms every single fucking day have your knees dropped started dropping mine are touching my toes
Starting point is 00:16:12 so start now and you need to get a really good body cream yes I agree I've got a few that I can list off if anyone's interested
Starting point is 00:16:19 I think no one moisturizes their ass she moisturized the top of your thighs i started moisturizing my ass um and it is it is getting better but i do think that the good thing is for ladies that are listening that are like in the early 20s girls by the technology the technology by the time you're hitting your 30s you'll be fine you'll be fine because you can have so much shit done yeah if anybody finds a skin tightening treatment that works tell me because my stomach i've got no fat or anything i have at the minute did you not think morpheus worked i had it done like once yeah but That's not going to work.
Starting point is 00:16:50 You need a course of three. My skin is just gone. It's died a death. I think I'm going to have one more baby if I decide. Oh, my God. If I have one more baby, then I will. And then I will look into sorting the skin. Because I can pull the skin.
Starting point is 00:17:05 It's so loose. I just don't want to have to have a tummy tuck. Same. I've never seen a good one. And mine would need to be not just small. It needs to be hip to hip. It'd be a 360 fucking tuck. Anyway, we digress.
Starting point is 00:17:15 So, Ash is having more surgery. When are you having it? November. i booked it okay he managed to fit me in so i was like urgent urgent okay all right then brilliant pleased about that we will let you know how that goes um do you want to know what's getting on my tits yeah right guys you've probably all done this before but it really gets on my tits before so i'm now gonna offend 90 percent and i just want to explain why it gets on my tits because absolutely like you know you can all do what you want you're not hurt as we say you're not
Starting point is 00:17:50 hurting kids or animals to do what you want but i just want to say one thing yeah it's really annoying when people get their car stolen or a friend of theirs or a follower gets a car stolen it's happened to a lot of us yeah there's a screenshot of the car it's always a range rover it's always a black rage it's always a fucking range and it's got um and it goes car stolen at 6am from Clifford Town Centre Reward Right alright hun
Starting point is 00:18:20 So you know I'm just going to walk down the road and if I see your car I'm going to stand in the middle of the road And I am going to block I'm going to pull them out of the car I'm going to make a citizens arrest actually It's the new version of putting your hospital wristband on Facebook
Starting point is 00:18:37 Or tagging yourself in Burnley General Yeah it is And can I just say as well we um actually watched this really scary video on instagram about how people can rob you and they can like follow where you are you put that you're in a certain place you mean the instagram robbing thing yeah people can get your address off your car registration yeah i never post my reg you have to be so careful with that yeah yeah um i think in answer to your car thing i agree i think it tends to a lot of the time be very nice cars now whether that's because nice cars get stolen
Starting point is 00:19:12 or whether it's because it's more of a oh look at my car yeah and then everyone i want everyone to know that this is my friend i don't know however i actually know someone who did share it and someone saw it no lie and that's my friend's car got stolen when six seven months ago and someone not her put it on the internet and someone saw it around the corner i swear on my life and it had been stolen and moved because it was getting removed and they found it so it can work sometimes my mum and dad's cars both got stolen um a few it wasn't that long ago was it i think it was probably longer than we think and it was at 9 p.m at night on a saturday and they just came in and robbed both cars do you know that a lot of taxi people apparently on ubers have been in on like
Starting point is 00:19:53 a scam where from like they ring wealthy areas um where they're taking people to restaurants and stuff like particularly big houses they know that they've left the house because they've taken them to the local restaurant they also know that they're still there and when they're coming back because they may have booked one back they then tell whoever maybe they get a little bit of money from it
Starting point is 00:20:09 and they go and rob the house while they're out but how are you meant to protect yourself against that what fucking walk you just need good home insurance
Starting point is 00:20:16 and that's it good home insurance and good security I've got good life insurance as well have you I don't have life insurance Ashley is that really bad
Starting point is 00:20:25 it is if I've got it and you've not yeah I'd be worried shit and I've got fuck all to leave anyone I've not I should probably
Starting point is 00:20:32 back off with that one i could get my life insurance okay guys we're gonna take a short break but we're gonna be back with a question that you will want to know the answer to welcome back guys now we love getting answers to questions so this part of the podcast is all about answering questions from you from us and from anyone else right so someone wrote in can you share your best budget skincare products i would absolutely love to buy the products that you share actually but someone in my price range which i totally get now we actually did an episode on skincare we did right so basically products i get asked this question loads go and listen
Starting point is 00:21:29 to that skincare episode yeah first before you do anything i think we get quite a lot of people and they'll message for advice about skincare and we've already done a skincare episode and it's in there oh yeah i'm finding at the minute i am getting so many messages you've started now and you used to say to me you're so mean for not responding you can't respond i still do respond but i just think that the thing is when you message us directly absolutely we want to be involved we love the stories love it all but sometimes skincare stuff it's so vast isn't it Like, how do you reply to someone without knowing the skincare history? I try new stuff all the time.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Exactly, exactly. So you've got to follow the Instagram to kind of see what we're using, what we're liking. We'll always post it on there. But I do think people always look for, like, a budget brand. And I understand that because not everyone's got the same amount of money to spend. So what do you think? Are there certain things?
Starting point is 00:22:19 What's the cleanser called that I actually think is really good? It starts with a C. Cleanserderm. Which one? CeraVe. CeraVe. Is that what it's called? CeraVe is really good.
Starting point is 00:22:28 So that's a really nice cleanser. And it's three for two at the minute in Boots. Oh, is it? On all the CeraVe. There you go. And they've just brought out a blemish cleanser, which I bought to try. Because I love that stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Has it got a bit more of a salicylic or something in it? Yes, it does. The Dr. Perricone stuff is really, really good. And I don't think that's too expensive either, you know. It's not cheap. Well, with my code, it's not. You get 35% off. That is so good.
Starting point is 00:22:49 So it's not cheap, but it's enough that you feel like you're not wasting your money. But it actually has got active ingredients in it. So when they approached me, um it was like a year ago and i said i'll try it yeah i never sign up to anything unless it actually works because i just think you'll lose so much credibility by posting something it's not worth just getting the deal now and i've been losing everyone that trusts you yeah recently i've had like fake tan browns i've tried the tan shit not gonna do it not gonna do
Starting point is 00:23:18 it what's really awkward is when somebody says can you come in for this treatment and you're like yeah i'll come in for it and then it doesn't work and then you're like and they want you to post and You don't want to tell them it doesn't work. That's never happened to me. Has it not? It has to me. So I just didn't say anything ever again about it. Do you know how good I forgot something was?
Starting point is 00:23:35 Profilo. I keep saying I need to have this again. Babe, just bring it. I'll bring it in. I've got two at home. I feel like I keep getting lines here. Do you know, like that? I think it's like my dimples.
Starting point is 00:23:46 So I feel like I need to put a load in there. Lucas, you would love Profilo. Would you ever have anything done? Why? It's not an actual filler or a Botox. It's an injectable moisturizer. Lucas up. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I don't have a code for that. The new Chanel foundation. Which one? What's it called? It's, I can't remember, but it's got hyaluronic in it. Always good. And little beads. So it's like, you know when you're having one of those days where you don't want to
Starting point is 00:24:13 look like you've died, but you don't want to put makeup on? Yes. Every day. Yeah. Every day. Every day. That Nioxin shampoo is incredible. okay so i've been using the nioxin shampoo for only about two weeks so i'm not gonna say what
Starting point is 00:24:27 i think the peppermint one but yeah i'll tell you what though it makes your scalp like feel tink like clean clean like something's happening it works it works it works 100 and then we got sent those glower hair tablets i've been using them in conjunction with the nioxin so nioxin have tablets as well you know oh do you yeah and i'm gonna they're sold out everywhere at the minute but i'm gonna try them but i wanted to kind of try glower for a length of time so i knew three months isn't it it's three months i've not done three months three months yeah i've not finished it yet but then i'm gonna try the nioxin tablets i've been also taking c cal right i've heard about that since i was quite like young like years and i thought it's probably shit do you think it works
Starting point is 00:25:04 i mean i've thrown that much cash at the situation i couldn't pinpoint one exactly yeah i'm telling you if you use all those use all of them one of them is then it works because i've had my brow lift you need to go bald there and look at how much it's gross call that bald i right so i'm in a real situation with my hair at the minute um i'm gonna have to have my tapes out they're just not working i think you need to do you need to go for a hormone test oh really yeah i my acupuncture girl does them so you go in and you have the test i think it's like 120 pounds yeah get sent off to america and they send you this full report of like anything that you're short of yeah because honestly see my hair's falling out like i mean it i've got this is what you need hair and hormones are very
Starting point is 00:25:48 very closely linked especially in women that's just reminded me guess what i didn't go for the other day the coil i didn't go something was telling me do you know you've got like a gut feeling something was saying to me don't go for that appointment i can't tell you what it was and then i went for is it called that they put on your stomach for the time and skull yeah so i went for that to tighten my muscles and all that sit up kind of thing it works Lauren's not sure yeah I've only had two I've got my before and after and you can tell right okay so I've had two so I'm not going to comment just yet I've had about six um and I'll tell you it's good when I've had more than two but they said to me have you got a coil in and I was like no but I'm getting one on
Starting point is 00:26:29 Friday and she went well you can't have this done with a coil and that wasn't just that that wasn't my only reason but there'd been loads of different things that were going on that was making me think not to get one so i just i thought no i'm not doing it so i just ran up and cancelled it so at the minute i am gonna look at tracking my cycle for a while because i don't want to go back on the pill like you say about the hormones i don't want them i don't want to do it no if my hair's falling out now baby one of the things linked to the pill is hair loss really it's so bad for you yeah it is so uh just to let you all know i didn't have the coil and as women we should be so in tune with our body is like you all know my opinion on contraception yeah i think it's bullshit
Starting point is 00:27:07 um other products that we like adenola gym stuff i have just no lie ordered this morning have you seen molly may warren adder um it says adder on the front gray hoodie and joggers i've already got gorgeous yeah really it's sold out though it's in selfridges it was sold out um on adder website it's in selfridges do you know the quality of that stuff is so good and it's not expensive I mean it's not cheap it's £100 for a tracksuit the leggings are like £30
Starting point is 00:27:35 compared to Lululemon they're £130 oh my god yeah but I really like I don't know I really like it it's really well fitting it lasts ages
Starting point is 00:27:42 and the guy is from Manchester is he really? who is it? Hiram it's not Hiram yes it is oh my god it's all clicking now
Starting point is 00:27:51 in my head that it's Hiram yeah I remember when he first started it and now it's only clicking that it's the same brand oh amazing
Starting point is 00:27:58 love that I'll buy even more then if it's a Manchester guy really so girls you need to try that the quality is so so good
Starting point is 00:28:04 one second they also do a legging that has a split at the bottom it has a zip split they are gorgeous they fit really nice
Starting point is 00:28:10 can you wear them with heels yeah yeah so the hem at the bottom has got a zip so you can have them a little bit or a lot
Starting point is 00:28:15 and it's got a flare to it they just look different than boring black leggings have you tried the bow and tee stuff yes and what's that like I've never tried it
Starting point is 00:28:23 it's expensive again expensive I like it but do you know what I don't like what Gymshark i've never had anything do you know why it's meant to be really quite good material i just
Starting point is 00:28:33 hate the name that's it jim sharp so i'm not wearing it uh bow and there's our sponsorship deal gone sorry jim shark it's like jim shark no i don't like it bow and t yeah good um i size up a bit on the top aloe yoga is amazing what's that aloe a-l-o yoga never heard of it stunning but so expensive see i don't mind paying more for quality but then there's a range where i'm just like i can't wear that i can't pay that so these are the i'm gonna get like funny sweatings and the good thing about the lulu and the adenola ones i wore them size extra small throughout my whole pregnancy stretched with you stretched with me baby and now they stretch just like your vagina yeah well no because i had a c-section um also another thing girls that i get messages about
Starting point is 00:29:18 all the time sorry we're going really off topic here but off piste water retention yeah we all suffer with water retention my tips for water retention dandelion drops have you had them yet i don't really get water retention you said you were bloated oh yeah they work for that okay so dandelion drops you put them in water you drink them every day they work really well maybe that's why my knees and ankles are so fat oh yeah because that's where you hold water i just thought they were fat mld massages who has time for this though mate this is the thing i struggle with it's the time to do all this stuff you've got no solution to that have you no if you if you dare fucking say everyone's got the same 24 hours in the day i will jump over i'll get the microphone i will
Starting point is 00:30:02 shove it so far up your arse that it comes out your mouth right but mld it actually works like after i'd had the baby she did that gua sha on the backs of my legs it hurts so much and all the water would just come out leah where leah you can go to leah or justine loads of people have started doing it now though but they are the two that have been doing it for like years okay maybe i'll do that i'll add that to my list of things and honestly it was a lot would take a penny into school so yeah those are like little bits loads of little bits that we're loving doll beauty lip glass molly may spray tan that's it really that's it if you like the product stuff send us a question send us stuff and we'll do it we could talk for fucking hours about products and i could spend
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