Nip Tuck - Cosmetic Trends

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

It’s been cold and we have lots to chat about this week…Lauren’s bad eating habits, JellyCat adults, false pregnancy tests and what treatments and surgery we think will be trending in 2025. If you want BONUS episodes every Friday then you can subscribe on Apple or you can join our Patreon - patreon.com/niptuckpodGet in touch with the show...EMAIL - [e-mail] / TIKTOK - @niptuckpodWHATSAPP - 07418 610097 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hi and welcome to Nip, Tuck, Nah, Give a Nah. Fuck. This is the podcast where we celebrate... Are we doing that again today? ...being positive, aspirational women. So, what have you been up to, my love? I've got a bit of a cold, not bad. You always sound very...

Nasally, very bummed up. I think part of it is the extra snot in my body, I don't know, but I have got a bit of a cold. At least we know you've not been on a surf. I've not been on the surf, no. It sounds like it, but I haven't. so i'm sorry if i'm my voice is annoying um this morning oh my god guys i know i don't want to go on about it because everyone's sick of it but fucking hell the snow the ice i was bambi on ice

it's frightening it's really bad this morning honestly like so i went to take fear out got in the car fine went to open my door no doors wouldn't open car doors it's because it rained then it hailed then it snowed so all the wet what were you doing looking out the window all that i was making snowman mate it's unfortunately um so i couldn't get in luckily one of my friends on the estate took her fine i thought it was going to be late anyway all right i went down our hill and i nearly cried going down it i and when you put your brakes on then your car goes even worse i found some buttons in the car that looked like they were for snow so i just pressed loads of things and something worked because the one where the tires are like yeah but then i was thinking do

i want my honor off we'll drive i was like do i want the tires to be like or not so i didn't know i'd turn it on anyway i found a button that was like a downhill thing with a clock i thought yeah so i clicked that and actually let's go baby and i think it worked but then i get on the motorway and i'm like all right okay off we go and then my car light comes on do you know to tell you that my passenger car doors open no so then i'm imagining what's that film where weird shit happens um and when they get stuck in the sunbed and the trees the final destination so i had this vision of me driving along around um round a roundabout and the car goes right so then i'm panicking sweating managed to come to some traffic so then i'm trying to lean over obviously i've got

this big belly and i'm anyway i shut it okay off i go again and then as i'm driving i felt like a breeze like a window a wind a breeze so i'm putting the windows up it's not that then the light comes on my back it's because i tried all the fucking doors didn't i before i set off and i must have opened them but i could feel the breeze coming from it so i thought it's open and in my mind it was clinging on by one cog no and any second now whoosh smash so i'm sweating i managed to pull over somewhere to get off the motorway pulled over um and then i got out and it was an ice rink and i am bambi trying to shut my door it was so bad i was thinking i wish someone could see this because i remember i was at uni and i had this uh fiat 500 favorite car ever i

always say that and um i was going to like see one of my friends at nottingham or leeds or something and when i used to go on the motorway the car felt like it was about to take off what like because it was little and i was having a and i went like that and then yeah that's happened to me and i'm driving to have a seat i'm like and you turn around and set the back of the car that has happened to me before because i used to smoke in the car and i was going like and i was going dead fast fast late i was like yeah and when you look back and it's flown back and it's at the back of the car that's happened to me before um the other thing listen to this interesting story that every time anything happens to us i write a no um so see what you would have

done in this i think you'd have done the same as me so i was filling up my car at the petrol station and you know when it was tesco i think so you know when you can see the person's paying and you're just putting your car thing and you're just waiting something was going on in there she had her pajamas on i was like is she got like you know like the red cuff i thought she got i've been in the petrol station and something was going on like she wasn't happy something was stressing her out so i'm thinking and as i'm stood there filling my car up i thought i think her cards declined and she's in her jammers and i was really panicking for her so i went in she didn't say anything to me but something should they were getting a book for her to sign it's happened to

me before and you have to fill in this paperwork basically with all your details on and if you don't pay it the police come and get you so i then go to her and it was a small car she had um and i just bought in and i was just like are you is something wrong with your card do you want she was in her pajamas it was new year's day so in my head what happened is she'd come home from the party it was like lunchtime and she was fucking hungover in her pajamas and then she'd forgotten her card and i thought babe we've been there so i said do you want me to pay for it and then she goes i haven't got online banking to transfer oh mate it me right and i was at first i do honestly small part of me she went and it's 50 quid i thought you filled your entire car up

That's unusual. Yeah, like I'd be like putting a fiver in it to get home. I put 20 quid in mine still. Anyway, I nearly. Slow car, must have filled the whole car. The whole car. I didn't clock at the time. I nearly said, listen, I'll pay for it for you.

Sounds like she does this scam a lot. Because I felt really sorry for her. But just something, the women were looking at me and something just said, so I just went, oh, okay. Sorry, tried to help you. Rang James, he went, you idiot. And I was like, what? He said, there's a thing.

And I think it's often people that maybe don't have a fixed address or move quite a bit and he was just saying that what happens is they go in they fill the car

which made sense for 50 quid they put the details in and no and nothing ever and it's a regular scam he's like you fucking idiot

petrol's the best thing you can rob to be fair and I well yeah and I nearly paid for it for her and and so my thought was would you have done this

I didn't yeah I would have done the same but then as soon as she said no online banking who has who doesn't have online banking big red flag well yeah

so yeah I just thought if anybody ever feels like doing that. I mean, at least she said she doesn't have online baggies. She could have just let you do it. And then said, I'll do it. And then going, oh, that's not working. I would have thought, I'm not standing here in the cold. Your dad was looking down on you that day, though.

My dad saved me 50 quid. Exactly. So yeah, that's, other than that. Oh, and I flashed the Royal Mailman yesterday. Oh, we've all been there. So I was upstairs drying my hair. She's usually my growler. My growler was out, actually.

My growler was out to be fair. I was up at my top floor. I've got three floors. So I was at the top and I was drying my hair and i heard the doorbell and every time even though it's something i've ordered every time the door goes i go what now and it's my stuff so i ran down my stairs thinking i was naked but i thought he's at the door but you usually just leave it and walk and he's at the door which you can't see run yeah no no no no as i'm coming down my stairs my eyes lock with the man that is

in his van as well in the royal there's two of them one's at my door one's in fact he we lock eyes i'm naked so then on the way down i get my my dressing gown and run to the front door and i opened it and i said i am so sorry i've just flashed your colleague yeah and the colleague is like this uncomfortable and then the pdp man and i said to him well you've just missed the show and everyone just didn't know and he was like what and i went i've just had my boobs out and it was just really weird and then luckily the man was like well you've made his morning i was like yeah and then i saw him get in the car and i was peeking through the window and they were both still got it baby he saw the full growler the tits and the bum so yeah just be careful guys

wear your dressing gown in the house yeah have you seen those funny pictures that people upload like of like wasn't it once where i'd had a parcel delivered and we didn't know where it was obviously we need to talk about this we have already spoke about we haven't we haven't we have we said told the shed story where ashley was like that's not my house i was like i don't know right so we need to tell this story so we're in group chats a million of them and we'd been sent i can't remember what some product or other we've been sent to review and ashley was like it says delivered it's not been delivered blah blah and then they sent the picture you know that the person takes and it was a shed um with something in and i was bikes and i wasn't there and ashley

replies that's not my house that's a fucking shed i don't have a shed but and then i looked i live in a gate yeah so she goes i live in a gate that is not my and i go on like a few minutes later look at it and i'm like that's my house it was my garden shed with the boys bikes in and to be fair it looked really scruffy it looked it looked not like yeah and i was like i was fuming and it was just like and i literally went and i went that's my that's my shed yeah i've had it before where like it's stuff has said delivered it's got like a dog's a labrador's face and i'm like no like i don't have a dog it was so funny she was like it's bikes i don't know i thought listen babe i wouldn't have bikes if it had anything to do with me yeah um but yeah they're

my stories um so this morning's been freezing and you pop you put something into the group chat about ice bath but the picture was really funny where have they got right okay guys guys guys guys like it's 2025 now we're not still recording ourselves doing ice baths do them enjoy them do them you do you very good absolutely very good for you but this person on my instagram had pulled their cctv to show them to to then save and post on their instagram stories of them running out of the house in their back garden. How long did that take?

Or, like, because I thought, first, you're right, it's CCTV. I thought they'd gone upstairs, put the phone on the windowsill in their bedroom. It's just as bad.

It's just as bad. And they have filmed themselves in their garden, running out and getting in. Then they've gone in, got the CCTV. I don't get it. I don't get the filming

in the ice bath thing. At the beginning. Okay, bro. At the beginning, when it was like, when it was exciting, i get why people did it was new it's not anymore i don't want to see it you're making me feel shit because i've not done it so um another rant that i've got guys what the fuck is where jellycat

adults jellycat adults so i have missed a bit of this my kids have got a few of them what is right so in selfridges now jellycat have fully taken over i don't know the soft toys the soft toys right so in Selfridges in Manchester I was in there a few weeks ago on Christmas Eve and I had some kids bits to get and they used to have the kids design a bit upstairs so I was like right after I walked upstairs that whole bit now is fucking jellycat why are adults buying jelly and adults are buying jellycats like girls are buying jellycats and be like he he I'm so wholesome with my teddies right so they're like 100 quid some of them okay so what if it's because they go up in value so it's like you buy the bag they buy the cat my fucking beanie babies never went

up in value it's giving 2025 beanie baby i was like i've got the princess diana rose beanie baby it's almost like a sexual thing where they're trying to get like me with my beanie baby i don't get it well i've not got i think like some kids like them as well and like you said like collecting them but anyway so i needed to get my friend kids a present and i was like one likes skateboards and one's a baby so there's a blanket thing 130 quid for two things then in trafford center they've taken over half the toy bit with just jelly cats and i i shit you not i went in um a few weeks ago and the queue I've never seen a queue

at a till for jelly cats is that Pandora for jelly cats let's not go there again we'll get slated so if anybody is a jelly cutter

tell us why like what are you doing yeah like crazy mental absolutely crazy so yeah have you got any stories anything that's been going on

not really oh my god but what about your friend we said we were going to discuss the pregnancy test stuff oh yes so tell us the story because for me this hasn't happened to me and I think this is mental like it's happened to quite

a few people that I know there's a brand of pregnancy test that's out at the minute and loads of people are getting false positives but they're not just false positives it's like I thought you could only get false negatives so did I that's that's what was drummed into me absolutely and I was told like any line any faint line is a positive and it says that on all the boxes but basically when i went to buy um pregnancy tests with one of the babies can't remember i always get the pink first response ones and i don't know why they're just the ones that i think are the best ones and they've stopped selling them in shops now so what happened with this person and actually it's happened to one of our other friends as well yeah is they've done the test they've

looked at it and there is a line there is undoubtedly a line you sent me the picture i was like that girl is pregnant then it turns out she did another one and there was no line and what it is apparently something called an evaporation line yeah i don't quite understand what that is but if i was to look at that i would say pregnant and it happened to someone else we know but how upsetting is that if you're trying for a baby and you get that positive line imagine if you'd done ivf and on your 14th day you did a test and that came back but also we were saying every time when I've been pregnant I've done a test and then I've gone and bought 10 more not everyone does that you could buy it see a line I'm pregnant you could then book in with the doctor book in with that

you could go all the way down the bloody line to your 12-week scan nearly and and you're not pregnant send us your stories yeah tell us if everyone knows it do you know what maybe that's the thing we need to speak to Kate about yeah and ask her why and like the best way of testing for pregnancy and stuff like that so there's been two occasions that it's happened when it's actually been left for more than 10 minutes and that's an evaporation but this particular yeah no it was after a few minutes so girls just be mindful of that because you are meant to read them within a certain amount of time it'll say this one had a lot of instructions but so just be careful we don't want anybody getting less mega upsetting another thing we need to talk about is that

product on patreon that i posted i can't remember the name off the top of my head um while we eye yeah what the hell something um have you got it i've ordered it so it's this serum that you put on over a oil-based moisturizer and it's proven to create fat cells under your eyes we need it so you one of your um aesthetics people told you didn't they so it's not and then i was looking at tiktoks of it and people put it on their boobs on their bum no i mean i'm not a doctor i don't know if it's just reminding me i've just bought something that is it's old news to be honest it was in tiktok everywhere it's the peter thomas ross yeah and i bought it just because i know it's old but it popped back up in patreon it's called like i fix one of the girls was raving

about it but the problem is apparently you can't put makeup on it very well anyway i've bought it and i'm gonna do it i'm gonna is it like a quick fix oh yeah this isn't like a long term it's just like a quick fix but then what's the point if you can't put makeup on well yeah i guess if you don't wear a lot i don't wear a lot of under eye i don't know i'm gonna try it guys um i say i will no i actually will i've ordered it and i'm gonna do a comparison and tell you what i think because it might be good for no makeup days when your eyes look baggy and crinkly as fuck but it's it's meant to be really good like look at it online peter roth something about peter thomas ross i roth i fix something i got it from uh look fantastic so it's arrived now so i will try it out right so

the product is called and again send us in any bits and bobs because i'd love to hear about your experience or thoughts on this you know we've not tried it out we're just talking about it it's called volu for line and it's a serum and it's french and i think i paid 13 quid off ebay for it what do you think about buying on ebay how do you know i know what about the one one one we got from vinted yeah i've not used them yet yeah they know they're real yeah yeah i don't know i just always think like what if they're selling like a fake formula because i think k18 oh yeah k18 and amazon um i think with big ones like that and then there was a girl last night on patreon saying she bought loads of zetto i think there is zetto fakes flying around but also one of my

friends bought some whispering angel off amazon that was fake fake how scary is that going to imagine well yeah because think how much money they'd make on it like the funniest thing is i bet you couldn't even tell well she obviously could um also guys i've got a competition going on my that is a fucking amazing competition cosmetic consult official page on instagram head over you've got high chance of winning hopefully um well you have because it's not like you are one of the names with millions so there's not going to be the same entries as for example a huge huge brand so you have got it's like when we do patty competition i know and i want one of you to win it as well guys um yeah otherwise i'd be pissed off it's a trip to paris for two people

that's that's a big cut and what do they have to do um if you head over to instagram all the instructions are on there it's only on for a limited time i think till the 23rd of january that's not long at all though so head over and get entering guys can i enter yes no yeah but i'm not the point you're not yeah no are you so just take me to paris anyway right lauren we need a pregnancy update i haven't done one have i what a surprise i said i would um not like me uh do you know what yesterday i washed my hair after i flashed the man intended to get fully ready i was going to do a reel of maternity clothes i was going to do all these things and then my mum rang me like i can't get fear from school because it's snowy so i had

to go and get a bit of a nervous driver all of she's 70 um so my day got ruined yesterday so i will i will do it i did intend are you starting to feel better now i know that i came out the other side at about 16 weeks i feel fantastic yeah yeah you feel good i feel fantastic so i feel great i don't feel that tired yeah i don't feel sick isn't it so lovely lovely and i know it's not gonna last that long but i'm in a lovely i'm halfway through i'm at a lovely place now it's till your placenta takes over isn't it yeah and takes over all the yeah yeah i feel fantastic i don't have any problems i can feel the baby moving now and not as much as i could with fear but i said on instagram i have got an anterior placenta which means my placenta is in front of the baby

as opposed to behind so when the baby kicks it's got like a sponge there so until it's massive um i can't feel anything in the middle but i can certainly feel things now it can move though well i think it can move up a bit yeah because it stretches um but i was really upset about that and i put a thing on instagram and everyone was dead nice because i was like i love feeling the baby me it's so nice and i said to ashley this morning last night i was like poking at my belly like you do and i felt something that wasn't just a ball anymore like a it was something and it was so exciting um but i feel fine we went for my 20 week scan with um laura so i've said already i go to starlight i've got private midwife there tell me about your trip to cheshire

wow right let me just move about this because honestly i was so angry you don't fuck about pregnant woman's food so we went to Cheshire we went to Hale um not like I've not been before but um we were talking about where to go for lunch and to be fair to you you said go to Sibo go to San Carlo and I was like I'm not in the mood for a restaurant I just want a cafe well that's what I fucking gave you mate there's levels to cafes mate well that's the only cafe in Hale well I just thought then it would be a lot better so we go to this cafe won't say the probably work it out um and i'm expecting i don't know i just thought honestly it was bad well when you walked in could you not tell because sometimes they're the best ones so i got a tuna panini right

and i've been really looking forward to this panini and it came and i opened it nothing there was a bit of tuna a touch of cheese at the side that hadn't it was grated cheese that they'd thrown in and it hadn't been left long enough so you know when the cheese is grated but i was so angry and then the chips were literally oven chips so to be fair my mum got an overnight oats and said it was really nice and James got some

turkey bacon because they didn't have bacon which fine I get why but I really wanted that I don't mind turkey bacon I wanted a fry up with bacon and sausage and I get why they didn't but I love it in there if I'm in the mood for cafe food

but it just was I was honestly i was you saw the i was just i was fucking wasn't happy but my friend salad garnish that i would have left my friend was uh talking about when you said that and she was pissing herself and then she was like but i must say she said she was um working all day and she was like i'm gonna buy a ready-made jacket potato from there because she'd i would have thought they'd be good and like you know to take home and put whatever i love do you know how much one potato is no filling what seven quid for a potato for a potato and it will have been sat there festering and she was like i was so embarrassed that i had to pay it honestly because you can't be like i'm not paying

that so yeah we went there and i was in a mood i was in a mood and i don't really get like that i think it must be pregnancy i was i can't believe you still not found out what you're having no so then we go then we go and have the scan and it was the full scan so it was like the head the brain the everything and me and james had a not an argument but a slight disagreement and it was because of the food it put me off and um he said something like you're very angry yeah he made a comment right he said something like why are you even going honestly why are you going like you're having a lot of scans though and like the baby's fine it's moving oh i love going for no he enjoys them but he was just like why he went the baby's fine it's moving can you i looked up from my

panini i was like raging my eyes i'm like you could tell my mum was thinking oh why have you just said that and i went moving you think because it's moving everything's fine do you know what can happen in a pregnancy i was like anything it isn't formed anything could have happened the legs might not be right arteries and the heart i said just because it's moving anyway he was like god sorry anyway we went for the scan everything was absolutely fine she told us to look away while she did the groin well she didn't do the groin she did the legs i think and she was like look away now that made me think there's a boy there's something to see yeah i look away then yeah but apparently i did so then james looked at her and he was like look away why he kept trying to trick

her i was like will you stop doing this he's like look away laughing on yeah well yeah i think she kind of was like i mean it must be really hard and he was like look away why in case it's like what we're gonna see and he's like looking at her and she said no you would see labia or you would not see a penis she was like i'm not saying that um and then she put it on the baby's face in the normal scan but then she was like honestly you could probably see it so she went i'm gonna switch it to 4d it's obviously too early to normally do that and she was like let's just have a look and we were like and it was going like this with its hands you could see its face it looks so much like a boy um you could see its face its hands and we were just like gobsmacked i was gonna film it

but you still don't know what you're having no no no i don't know and we were gobsmacked and we were all just staring at it like and james had a big smile on his face it was really lovely um so yeah everything's absolutely fine been taking all your supplements i've been taking my supplements um how's your diet what what like is a day in the life of lauren okay so a day in the life of me it involves very little vegetable i'll be honest like it's just not what i'm craving um i will have a bit so today i've not eaten which is unlike me i am obsessed at the minute with egg on toast to have a lot of good egg a lot of egg on toast um and then sourdough or just like it depends what i've got in i try yeah if it's sourdough

i feel like i've been healthy um and then i like porridge at the minute i love a warm porridge but not a good one a packaged one with lots of okay yeah not not like an oats one just like a one that you rip open yeah yeah um and then last night oh my god so last night james is away at the minute skiing and me and thea on our own so it's just fucking it's quite nice i'm missing my mom but it's quite nice and we had carbonara so i'm texting my friends i was like they're like what you haven't seen is like carbonara and they're like how are you making the sauce from m&s and my friend was like that is my friend was like that's disgusting she went i thought only my mum uses domeo like are you fucking kidding i wouldn't even well i didn't they sell it i so

and it's really nice and then she was like what do you think was there like bacon in it yes and she was like and she was like I would have thought

maybe it was a creamy sauce and then you pan fried some pancetta and put it in fair enough but no the ham is in there she was like

how long has that ham been in that packet and I was like when was it it's firey day next year it must have that much anyway

after the baby's born and I just was like the baby will be weaning off it I never really thought about it. I just threw it in and we had a nice little pasta with a garlic bread. I am not making a roux sauce with the cheese and the butter.

I'm not doing that. Anyway, yeah, so that's tea. Sometimes it's a jacket potato. You need to get those fried meals that I get. I don't want them. I'll have them when I've had the baby. Like, I'm too far gone. I just want to eat what I want to eat.

Can you eat fish? I went off fish. I didn't like fish anyway. Fish fingers, yeah. i love a fish finger butty fish finger butty with loads of salt and vinegar they do a good one downstairs i love that yeah but no i'm not a fishy person anyway um i had fajitas the other night love fajitas is that okay yeah that's i mean listen whatever you want you're pregnant you're allowed to do this habits are the same as they were before i'm not gonna lie like the

baby's not what's the point right in eating really well and giving it nutritious then it comes out and it's getting a Dolmio off me so at least you're taking your supplements oh my god yeah yeah no I've been really good and I've been taking my electrolytes and stuff like that but I feel great so thanks guys the only thing that's really pissing me off is not knowing the gender because I can't

buy shit which I didn't think was a big deal that's the funnest bit so I've got this snoo Ashley has given me her snoo cot for the baby because it's like £1300 we spoke about it the other day so I've sent it actually to be cleaned today at the pram parlor it's very good and i was buying bedding for it and even that i was like oh

because there was ones with little strawberries on just get white well i have white to be fair with all of my stuff i'm so glad with teddy i just got white because then i could reuse it exactly well i won't be reusing it you need to get the cocoona baby spoke to um marcel about that and she said there's a more updated version i think that might be good and i forgot the name but we're going to the mum and me event yes so mum and me is basically really good it's so good this isn't an ad or anything but it's the lady that owns it can tell you like the best stuff that is out because it's so overwhelming like every year it changes it will have changed from me having started to now like it just has yeah yeah um and she just tells you the best stuff to

get i think they've got an instagram account she's really good we're going to an event and soon so christina was just saying that the baby the the third baby is going to be generation beta is it beta or better or beta better beta beta beta blocker and they will be likely to see the turn of the century and that's what is that what does that mean about the millennium you still can't say it millennium what is it millennium that was a great song yeah robbie williams had some fantastic songs so what did you do when it was turning i remember going to my next door neighbor's house to a party and there was a girl there who was a bit older than me so i thought she was really cool and she had a hair in little twists oh yeah with butterfly clips all the way

around so she like steps like yes yeah yeah i remember that because i remember being like there's a parachute pants on and i remember the jungle you are so cool i want to be your friend and then what we did is while the adults were getting pissed and somewhere we kept going into the kitchen where the alcohol was i think i was 12 was it i was about yeah 10 i'll have been 10 10 11 yeah sounds awful no i didn't at the time sorry mum uh oh god didn't feel that bad it's about 10 it's very young mate my first my first fag was when i was about 13 no me and my sister used to watch my grandma smoking in the back garden so my sister remembers two years younger than me so god knows how long she was five

i climbed into a bush and lit one i was like oh god isn't it weird because when i think now our eldest is 11 right and the thought of him getting pissed would not happen so we kept going in the kitchen and downing all that because you know what it's like in a kitchen they have all the spirits out don't you you go and you pour yourself we were downing all the drinks and i was paralytic and my mom didn't notice oh my god she'd be pissed she didn't even drink at this point so i don't know what the fuck she was doing until the end of the night and i was like comatose and i don't know whether my mom we need to get the mom because the shit i did she had no clue mother's She had no idea.

Yeah, I went to a house party and I remember my mum and dad being really drunk. And I had a headband that said Millennium or something. And it was all that Millennium bug. So we were just talking about the Millennium Dome. It's gone now. Has it gone? Do you remember when they robbed a diamond from it or something? I went to a concert and I remember telling everyone that I'd gone to the Millennium Dome

and it was like a thing and I bought a mini Millennium Dome to take home. Has it gone? And then at school, we buried a capsule, time capsule in the playground. I can't remember. Yeah, you will have done. Everyone did it. I don't remember. And you put all like things in there.

My mum will be mortified, actually. 10 years old. Christ, times have changed. Right. Now, let's get down to the real gossip, guys. The girl who did the prison officer who shagged the thing. Inmate. Which I have to say.

It turned us all on. it really turned me on that video because it was real and because it was that really turned me on we spoke about that that is a great wanking video i'm sorry it was and i potentially will bring that back up now i've just reminded and have a little look at it again i remember that morning when ashley was like i want to be a prisoner yeah and all of a sudden she wanted to be a prisoner no but that video was oh no it got me i can't lie i saw it on james's phone i thought i'll be looking for that no i sent it round to everyone didn't i and then we it was a saturday afternoon And I was like, what have you been up to?

Just going for a nap. We were all texting each other like, what are you up to? And I was like, I'm just on a wank. I was like, me too. So she has been sentenced 15 months. What about the guy that was smoking a spliff and banging her at the same time? So she got 15 months. And I thought, what about the guy filming it who was having a spliff in there?

And had a phone. And a phone. No one's mentioned him. Anyway, she's got 15 months. so if i'm right with my knowledge of this kind of thing from uh i think she'll do half which will be what seven months good behavior for good behavior and her she saw a psychologist and he said she was very smart absolutely fine but she did have adhd and i feel like it's a borderline personality something and but she was fine to make so i can go and do whatever i want now

but what i thought about this is she had a no f account though right yeah but i don't think that's why she did it but why on god's earth did she let it get filmed that's what i can't maybe she trusted it wouldn't go any further because one was smoking a spliff so she probably thought you're not going to share this do you know what i mean clearly you knew nothing was going to happen i mean god knows what was going through everyone's heads i know i was going to i know i was going to do mine though yeah nap time um but what i thought was interesting about it is she said that he made her feel really safe in there and he made her feel protected so that's why she did it i mean anyway you do the shag what um christina just said the judge said something yeah i'm trying

to find exactly what he said so he goes there's a video going around of the judge doing the sentencing and everyone's kind of commenting on it saying how is the judge got a straight face whilst reading this out because he sort of reads out quotes of what was said oh no so they're just she said fuck me harder no no it was like when the guy said um oh gangster or what what did he say yeah so what she said is she said to the psychiatrist he made me feel like a gangster yeah that was it and imagine this you need to watch the video because it's really well i think what was happening is she was very well looked after in that i don't know i don't know i don't know but that was wild out of 2024 wasn't it there was something else in the news i meant to

Molly and Tommy kissing. On New Year's Eve. Someone wrote that in Patti. My only, I don't care what they were kissing on New Year's Eve, I couldn't give a fuck. My only thing about this is, which little bastard? No, it's not. Grass.

No, you've got it all wrong. Oh, have I? Someone. Not like me. Put stuff on their Instagram stories and someone's seen it and screenshot it in the background. In the background. So no one that was there has sold anything.

Okay, I've got it wrong. I thought someone sold a story and I was like, what kind of dick? Well, I'm sorry, but which kind of dick is filming and letting that be in the background. Like, be careful. Like, I just think not everything needs to go. Mind you, you filmed me by mistake pregnant

with me in the background. Oh, yeah, I did. So I guess it does happen, and if she was pissed, but, like, you're at a party like that, just be mindful the people in there that are probably going to get a bit of press interest. Just keep your fucking phone down. Did you see Tommy's sprint finish on his 10K?

Oh, overtaking the grannies? No, I saw a video about it. I saw that, but I didn't understand it. um i don't care what they're doing if they're kissing then lovely i'm not bothered i just think let them have the privacy for fuck's sake guys next week is the program oh okay interesting 17th of january oh my god you know what has been absolutely awful watching unfold on instagram the fires in la yeah horrendous i isn't i don't know if it's because we're not in a country that really has that but it's not something i've ever been scared of and now i can't imagine how you

would feel just getting about your day la is a lovely area blah blah and then bang your whole life is about there's a fatty like it's awful isn't it i know and then i saw a tiktok the other day and like people are starting fires what yeah like extra ones and like looting and stuff like that and then i guess the control of everything just goes in a situation like that so i so sad I was really... Don't tell me anything. I was really worried about the animals and I always worry about this

because obviously I worry about the humans, of course I do, but they've got like a protection whereas the animals, what about the cats and the dogs and the stray animals? And the horses, that was really upsetting me as well.

Yeah, yeah. It's just horrific. I feel so sorry for anyone who goes through that. I can't imagine how you would even cope. Irina, Romana's sister, she's put a picture on Instagram, my friend, and it's just the house is fully...

So do you think... I mean, I assume that they will be covered with insurance. That doesn't change the fact of your belongings, the trauma. Kids' schools, what happens with schools? The kids' school has burnt down as well. You can't go to... How do you then integrate your child at a new school?

Are they off school? Are you homeschooling? I know, crazy. It's so upsetting. And all the hotels are full, so you'd have to move out of the area for quite a while. And it's, yeah, it's just crazy. And we're thinking...

Yeah, my heart goes out to anybody involved. And also people who perhaps live in this country been a family there like you've got family haven't you um it's just it's really scary so we are thinking of everyone aren't we one thing i did see um i think it was on tiktok which got me really thinking about it so there's a fire and i saw one lady say she had 10 minutes to to get the stuff and go like you've got 10 minutes in any circumstance in any circumstance we're not talking about la right now let's loosen it a little any circumstance you've got 10 minutes what are you getting out of your house my handbags my kids wait my kids

no the kids are a given like we don't worry about that babes no we know the kids are not the kids the kids right handbags yeah 100 and i put them all on each arm handbags jewelry um so you're running out you're taking your fucking skincare mate and that's it so i thought about this there's really absolutely barely anything passports oh no mate i'm not being logical in that situation no i i would get my pack because i don't even know where my no in america you need a passport to get anywhere it's huge like you've got away from the fire you need to fly to such and such you ain't going nowhere

passports my phone that's really important obviously kids there in there chargers what so you won't take a passport

but you're taking your charger kids obviously pets would be next no because your car is going to burn oh no you're going in your car

so I guess you wouldn't need your car there's nothing in my house unless I had money in stash which I don't if I had a safe on money I'd get that and that's it

there's nothing I need from my house except hopefully their insurance will cover it I've been thinking what would you do nothing sentimental for either of you

one sentimental thing that I would take this is what I was thinking about so this got me thinking yeah like pictures and that nothing this got me thinking we were talking

me and my friends were talking the other the other day about this actually have you kept anything from your babies no neither have I I've kept her hospital hat

and a hospital coming home outfit I'm really sorry and that's it now my friend my friends were agreeing with me they hadn't really either but one of them had kept

the toenails the fucking the teeth the hair yeah you can buy those really nice boxes where it's like a memory box of stuff and to be fair do you know what when i was little my mum showed me my box of stuff and i was really interested yeah you were probably interested at seven or eight right listen to this james's mum keeps a load of stuff she kept the belly she kept that right and at what point if my mum said to me lauren in the in the attic she's got a load of my school stuff not once not once have i ever thought

mum please show me a lock of my hair I don't see the point I'm not sentimental at all there is nothing, not pictures not, there's not all my dad's stuff I haven't kept my dad's stuff I kept it for a bit but we don't have

anything like that, I'm just I'm just not like that, I'm not a hoarder so no, nothing sentimental junk, what my dad's clothes you fucking bitch then she goes junk is really, no I know what you're saying okay then fucking hell anyway there's nothing i'd take except any money i had on my passport

what would you take of mine if i died and you can pick one thing dead imagine that i'll have that she said i could have anything i'll have the rich man um what would i take of yours i'm not the most expensive handbag you had obviously i just sell it i wouldn't keep it no mate i would take a junk the junk i wouldn't um i wouldn't keep anything as a sense i'd just sell it i don't want anything i'd just sell it i'm not sentimental and i wouldn't keep any of your kids because i've got enough yeah they'd have to go but what would you want of mine like a perfume or something that you could smell like the one that made you sick no i've got nothing worth keeping honestly like my watch maybe my watch you could sell that

i've got nothing where honestly there's nothing i'd keep of my own james he's really good in bed actually pull him out the cupboard now and again put him in the ottoman at the end of my bed right ed's gone to work right anyway what this is right now bargain bucket right let's concentrate now we're here for a reason so basically we've just been chatting i'm going to talk about what i had done in 2024 wedding prep all the treatments all the stuff i had done but i don't think today let's do it next time um for now what's more important is what's big and what you're recommending in 2025 for treatments okay so i've made a little list and i'm gonna run through i think 2025 is the year

of wellness where we're all realizing which we have been doing to be fair in the last few years that you know anti-aging and beauty isn't just about stuffing our face with filler and botox and covering it up with estee lauder double wear yeah we're over that now you can you can what did they say something about throwing glitter on a turd i can't remember it and basically you want to feel good then you'll radiate that you look good you get more stuff done um and you don't have to wear makeup when you leave the house you know you're more productive all that jazz so i've made a list of the top things of 2025 um nad plus we've spoken about before so this all falls under biohacking which we've spoken a little bit about before and we've dipped our

toe in haven't we yeah it's something that after the baby i will probably i'll do nad plus anyway yeah no we've spoken a little bit so nad plus is an injection you can take it in tablet form but personally the injection people keep asking about this yeah iv is good of it time though isn't it i'd rather just jab yeah so i inject it i think four days on four days on four days off yeah but i just have the syringes filled in the fridge it takes one second and is it like a forever thing pretty much if you're gonna do it it's very expensive this is the thing but i love the problem what people say don't they you're not um speeds up your metabolism um it repairs cells it's very good for pigmentation all that because of the glue no then glutathione is separate so

glutathione is another injectable i'm gonna run through all of this so you can go okay i'm gonna google it like i said i'm not a doctor so please do your research before you go and get into anything stem cells i've spoken about stem cells for a while now but they're going to be absolutely huge over the next few years remind me to buy some to put in my section yes i will um so stem cells in skincare stem cells for regenerative um you know like blood transfusions people are having with stem cells of younger people and is this the same as the thing when i've had the baby with the blood or is that different yeah so if you store the baby's stem cells it can help um cure certain cancers and stuff like that but what people are doing now i think they're flying to

columbia and then putting that some of the baby stem cells back into their blood to make them feel younger if i was going to columbia it's for a bbl yeah well i said to ed if i go for my mummy makeover he can have that done and we can go together because he wants that makes sense i'm not bothered about feeling good i'm bothered about looking good i'm only joking um peptides and hormones are going to be really really big as well especially now in females men have been taking hormones for many years you know the testosterone but now women are getting onto it and i love that progesterone cream that's really good i have seen in the summer i dabbled and never did it with peptides and there's copper ones you can get and all these coppers really good for your

hair and anti-aging and i dipped into it but i found it very overwhelming so i'd have to go for a lot of tests as well yeah you have to be under a doctor um but they you know it's all about longevity looking have you seen that program about the man i've watched it but it's that kind of thing isn't it on a lower scale hyperbaric oxygen chamber cryotherapy infrared sauna all that so i'm gonna run through basically i did not know that cryotherapy had this many benefits me and lauren have done cryo yeah we absolutely love cryo how long do you do in the cryo three minutes or three and a half three and a half whatever that's maximum is five not the max then whatever the max he said i think i had it as cold as i can yeah yeah same so it's like a big freezer that you

step into and the ones that we go on you can fit two people in expensive i think mine are about 40 quid every time i go on can't remember makes you feel amazing really clears my head that is i did it more i did it more as usual i'm not bothered about that it was more to try and lose some weight before the wedding and i don't know whether it worked but i did lose weight yeah um so with me the time when i found it really good was after i'd had the section because as well if you've been up with the baby in the night and you feel like hungover drunk the next day going in that was like instead of drinking 10 gallons of coffee i was like right okay yeah i'm gonna after the baby i will it was i'll make myself a little plan so cryotherapy is good for skin tightening

i definitely felt tighter yeah after i'd been on that you can burn between five and eight hundred calories how mad is that yeah i saw that collagen production reduced inflammation improved circulation better skincare absorption interesting so when you come straight out and put your serum you could put like stuff on when you go in you can't go in with any creams or anything on can you don't know reduced hyperpigmentation and minimized fine lines and wrinkles it also improves sleep quality alertness and clarity of mind just like i said another one that i am beyond obsessed with have you ever done it before lauren infrared sauna no but i've seen it all over but where i live we're not that far you can get them in your house and in your garden and stuff no i've

seen so um james's eldest has cerebral palsy and that's something that is really really good for him yeah saunas and that type of thing so we have looked we've looked into it to be fair it's very very very good i think red light therapy and all that yeah it's got a red light in it so i go on that at my gym and you can burn in a 30 minute session between four and 800 calories four four hundred hundred oh sorry four i was like because i'll be fuming um and imagine you did a cryo then a thingy you've burned your daily thing yeah i do with no gym anti-aging improved circulation detoxification this is the one for me if you've eaten and drank loads and then you go on that and then just take a big liter of electrolytes in with me just sweat it all out electrolytes

everyone's getting on to aren't they now um reduced inflammation improved skin tone and texture hydrated skin collagen production wound healing skin irregularities all of that how amazing is that so i was just thinking that and selfishly after the baby what i'm gonna do is book some hyperbaric oxygen chambers with you yes we will should we get a course and share it yes let's go halves and share so hyperbaric oxygen um basically speeds olivia atwood has posted well we'll tell you what it is because you bet you're like what the hell is it you will have seen me and lauren have done it together before so it's like you can go on these singular tent ones and i've been on them before but that one that we went on is i mean yeah you get the best

that you can but the one we went on is like getting the spaceship my mother-in-law's got one in her house has she got one in the house as well yeah oh i know jealous justin bieber's got one in his house wow i know so um i haven't even got a draw for the baby's clothes yet it's all about consistency but it was like this big tank we went and sat in these comfy chairs and put netflix on for an hour really good over mauricio mauricio so i go on that after i've had surgery and it speeds up your healing time by up to something crazy like 70 and it reduces your infection rate honestly let's book it and after the baby i don't know how soon i can go on it but let's let's do it um it's good for cell growth and repair improving skin elasticity repairing damage eliminating

toxins healthy hair growth reduces cellulite and eczema boost your immune system detoxes your body all of that good stuff the thing is at the moment i think a lot of that stuff isn't accessible to everybody partly because of the cost partly because of how far away it is education there's loads of things so i think don't listen and then be like fuck do what you can so for example we use the current body masks they've got the red light therapy yes you can use the infrared sauna blanket i was just about to say the infrared because that's what james's son's been in i couldn't think of the name when i just had the baby and i couldn't get out the house that much i was on the internet so i think what you can do if you can go to those things or if you can pick

one of them looking great and but there are alternatives aren't there there's that cryo there's little cryo machines you can use oh yeah we've got one of them so you know as well you can hire for after you've had surgery um someone that i know had like a cancer surgery and they hired a h-bot for in the house right so there's it's just it's the knowledge and i do think as time goes on they will become not as expensive as people know about it but it's just good to know about it and look at right okay i can't afford it all i can't do one of them exactly but with me it was like do i want to be trapped in the house for four weeks after yeah or go on that three times and then get out and get out quicker because then you can get back to work quicker and start earning money

quicker like it's all it all makes sense really quick one cosmetic surgery in 2025 and beyond it's all about customization lauren so people want an individual result and so they always should have yeah which but it came into like the cookie cutter everyone was going with the same nose 500 yeah and 500 cc was like the the number of the implants for a long time yeah minimally invasive procedures which means less general anesthetic we're going to see more of um so that means that you're not being put to sleep yeah blepharoplasties that increased huge over the last few years otoplasties which is you don't see much of that i think it's very common though people that have an issue just go and get it fixed yeah they um nose tip surgery so not a full rhinoplasty just

the tip yeah lip lifts lip lifts they're getting big non-surgical treatments less botox and filling more skin boosters yeah which we could see happening last year couldn't we polynucleotides all of that jazz combination procedures people are realizing like what lauren's just said if you have it all done in one go then it means less time off work only issue i've got with this which came up again in patreon i personally it depends on the case but if i was getting my nose and boobs done that's not something i'd want to do is combine and boobs and lipo yeah for me i want a nose a facial or maxillo it's face and then body agree i wouldn't do boobs and nose with the same surgeon because to me you can't be perfect at both i'd rather the nose and face is like personally

super special yeah i do eyes and nose for example nose and lip lift facelifts are no longer just for people in their 50s and 60s totally great breast implant removal and breast reductions are more popular than breast implants and fat transfer to breasts i've had that haven't i over my implants yeah body contouring procedures um not just for the body but including jawline sculpting and chin implants korean beauty's coming over here and a one that's becoming really big is forehead lifts very and we haven't got long so we'll talk about this perhaps on the bonus but i can't tell you there's me and one other friend i won't name her because we don't need to stare at her forehead um that have always sending each other and forehead reduction surgery where they basically

pull down your your hairline we'll talk about it a bit further but i have looked at it so many times um i'm not sure milner on instagram's had it done and she's had an amazing outcome i'm just not sure whether i'm that bothered for that kind of level of scarring maybe pointed our lives if i'd been in my 20s am i i'm not sure now i'm that bothered but yeah it's four line four head lowering is it's big lowering it's big forehead lowering and what they do is they make an incision right across the front of your hairline and they the fascia is it called that they pull and then they pull down your forehead and reattach it um it looks incredible it does make a huge difference to people um just use the color wow powder just use the color for now any questions about surgery

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