Nip Tuck - Dolphin Skin Vagina

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

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everyone to know why not exactly so simply head over to this episode's description for more information we want to know what's been getting on your tits what's giving you the ick and any other bits basically we don't give a fuck we're back hey hey he's had a shit it was one of yours disgusting do you remember that yeah one of the best videos ever that's my favorite video it's one of my favorites and then have you seen that other um youtube video of the man that goes i hate iceland no it's just anything scottish yeah scottish people are really funny yeah they are anything they say is like comedy do you know what though i can kind of not imagine scottish people talking dirty yeah it's not sexy is it take your panties off show me your growler

anyone scottish please don't be offended do you remember how tight keith lemon was on lorraine kelly no yeah what i don't know i don't watch telly what did he used to do an impression of Lorraine Kelly and she had a muff hanging out and he used to go sure she growling can you do that

Craig David said that he like had to go he ruined Craig David's career I think he's really funny I bet you think they could do that now

or do you think things are a bit more absolutely not no one's funny anymore everyone's so worried about offending anyone you can't be funny anymore I like to be offended

Lorraine took it on the chin Craig David didn't I bet she has took it on the chin Anyhow, sorry Lorraine We're back on surgery Lauren

What? What? What? You've got something to say? She said to us, to me and Lucas It's bad, I'm going to have this shit on my face Well, I was walking my co-op Solve for the keys

And she popped her head around the corner And I just went She literally went What is it? okay have you been to dubai i was so basically i was short of money and i thought it'd be a party no okay so this is what's happened remember i told you about my pigmentation yeah and how it was like ruining my life yeah it's a bit excessive but it was it was really great david it was really ruining my skin yeah so um

And I told you about meso-aesthetics. Yeah? I think I told you. No. Ages ago. I told the pod. I told you lot

about where I was going to go. So I have had something called a Cosmoland peel. Now I had this done like December last year but I didn't follow the aftercare very well

and I went on holiday every month for the whole year. Not like me. So it came back. So I've had it today. Basically, they put this stuff on. It looks like

poop. Peanut butter I'd say. Like a green, like a baby it looks like shit and they smear it on baby's poo and it's staying on for eight hours eight hours like this so i had to get hurt it's starting to tingle a bit now yeah so i had to get out the car will there be actual physical peeling oh my god yeah so once after eight hours six o'clock tonight i take this off i will then it's fully it's like it's a regime doesn't it really hurt it's sore yeah but listen it works like my skin my friend nikki has it and her skin looks

amazing it works so what will happen is i'll take it all off and then for a month i have to put a cream on three times a day and don't you have to do a build-up yeah and will i fuck no will i do that no i won't they know i won't they know i won't but i'll do it enough to get the results but i'm not gonna do it religiously it wouldn't be me would it if i did it properly and then you're like honestly the results are insane but i've got eight hours like this she's all right she's all right oh my god talking of songs what's your favorite is sweet sweet my sister was messaging this guy on hinge i feel so sorry for frankie she gets it doesn't she with us we tell everyone everything and this guy was like he sent her a message and it was like oh

i drank far too much tequila last night and i was dancing to it was like a really weird name of a song called like sweet mary or something and we googled what the song was and it was rolling and she was like block block block what do you think about men dancing in general no i agree no do you remember when you were younger you might not have done this grinding in the clubs you definitely did a grind with the man behind you you'd both grind with some music

definitely grinding because I've got no arse yeah do you remember it yeah and you could feel the hard on on your bum you'd go to a club

and you would grind no one grinds now do they I used to smoke in the club you used to smoke you used to have your fag you used to get burnt arms yeah and you'd put your drink down

and then someone would put the fag in it and you'd drink the drink with all the ash in god we're old those were the days weren't they yeah when you could smoke inside wow

that is old and you used to go out with like 20 quid and get fucked and you could just get absolutely and buy a packet of fags with that

a packet of fags taxi home I like a night out but I feel like they've changed a bit now it's not as good and more of a brunch yeah

maybe speaking of oh do you like that she's like oh I did that like a little Lincoln so Lauren

Lincoln how's the Lincoln we're going to do a brunch oh where everyone's everyone's like oh again another one like you said

you were going to do last year last year we planned to do one we went to a venue we were going to do it Ash got pregnant it's not my fault it's Ashley's fault she got pregnant

she wanted me to do it on my own what if I get pregnant again I'll honestly I'll be so angry I'm being deadly serious now we're both not pregnant so let's just leave it that way

okay okay no pregnancy okay are you having another oh my god are you going to have another might do from your own stomach

yeah well why are you doing all this stuff to it now then what do you mean to make it nicer like the the skin tightening and just blang another one out

and then do it all what just let it all go to shit not necessarily but just i don't see the point in all this to then have another right anyway we're doing a brunch shut up i've got lots of time and money i know you i know you've got she's got too much time around if i said to stop having treatments you'd have nothing you'd have nothing to do that says me sat here with fucking peanut butter on my face and i'm gonna leave it on for eight hours any who we're doing the brunch we're gonna do it we're gonna do it aren't we so hang fire guys because we're gonna to do it this year would you come would you come tell us tell us we're gonna do it no one might want to come yeah if people want to come then we're gonna do it and we think it'll be an absolute

lulls now i knew that you were coming in today with the um peanut butter on i think i'm really brave for doing this i've worn no makeup today you look exactly the same you look better and i bet you everyone agrees actually i'm not lying lucas really ash you look better are you trying of sabotage on my life you look younger i swear i don't talk shit you look younger i could save myself 200 pounds a month i swear to you obviously nights out filming for housewives but i'm just not sure you need it i think you can do it yourself but a concealer done okay she comes in next week full false slash blow totally ignores everything i say but i think everyone will agree that you look good oh my god my face is it have you watched keeping up with the kardashians i'm a season

behind me i don't watch telly okay i've not watched it either because you have to download the disney because they've moved right right i thought they were finishing it they did a big cry the kardashians is over and then they're back so they said they would do not doing it anymore for loads of different reasons so surely everyone's like bullshit no they're not because everyone's watching it still no but i can't what what's the excuse um basically that's like you know um alex cooper sold her podcast to spotify yeah so then obviously i had to subscribe to spotify because i love her yeah so now the kardashians are doing this with disney so that means you have to pay for disney plus oh yeah yeah yeah it's like 15 quid a month or something what right so then so

we've got our netflix we've got our hey you because they all made you i've got hey you then we've got um amazon prime yeah yeah disney that adds up sky so it's like me not eating that's that's bad isn't it yeah so yeah i've not i'm refusing to download disney plus but to be fair it's going to do it yeah and it's got loads of kids stuff on it as well yeah so it's good for the children for the weak for the weak parents i'm holding out but everyone that's watched it has said the chloe bit is really sad yeah i heard that because she's finds out all about what's happened yeah Someone was telling me, was it you? No, someone was telling me that apparently she goes through it all

and when the surrogate's giving birth, it goes to a chest, the baby, and the guy, Tristan's like, blah, blah, blah, and you can tell she's looking at him like, you're a fucking piece of shit. She's not had the baby yet. She has on the one that my friend watched. Has she? I don't think she has, darling. My friend talks shit, then you tell her. I'll give you her number.

I don't know, I don't know. But yeah, everyone says that the Chloe bit's really sad. So we're definitely going to pay to see that. Let's watch someone's misery. Absolutely, sign me up. Visibly, she looks amazing in it. Really good. So she fucking should.

Yeah, go on. She will look amazing. She will look amazing. Someone else has just given birth to a kid. She's going to look good. She's just missed the whole pregnancy out. If you could, you would, wouldn't you? No.

You wouldn't have a surrogate? No. Why? I don't want one. I swear, and again, you know I don't talk shit. I would say it right now. I wouldn't want a surrogate. No.

I want to carry my own baby. I want another woman's blood supply going to my baby. If I had to, oh my God, yes. if i needed to have a baby and this was my way yes but if my own body is working in the way that i can have one why would i let another woman's blood supply on my kid and stuff no uh no it's your baby in your tummy would you yeah no i don't i just i can't i understand people need it and that is fine but if you don't i cannot see why you would do that what do you think i mean you're not a woman you don't know yeah you're gonna have to probably aren't you shit yeah you can't have

your own can you lucas yeah well it will be his but it can't be two different men's you can't mix sperm off it's only one of them's yeah no i know but it'd be your baby you just wouldn't carry it because he's a man you can't anyway anyway there's just so much like yeah controversy would you do gender selection yeah yeah i would too a girl only girls what if you have a boy next Well, it is what it is, isn't it? I just like girls. Sorry. Just love them.

They're cute. Ash, promise me you're not going to make a baby in Paris. Can we do a pact now that we're not getting pregnant? Okay. When are you going? At the weekend. Okay. What have you got planned?

Right, okay, so... I don't need your itinerary, mate. I'm just going to read some of these places to you because... She definitely is hoping that they're going to contact her and sponsor her. I'm staying at an adults-only hotel called Sinner. Oh my God, what the fuck? that sounds really kinky it is

are you going to take kinky shit yeah I did I didn't use it too busy I'll probably get too drunk then I'm going to Manco

M-A-N-K-O okay it's a bar then I'm going to Noto I went to Noto you didn't write it I went too early

I went too early you need to be going at like 11pm yeah I left at 11 and it was just starting up it's Bagatelle vibes oh and obviously

when we get there the first place that we're going to Hermes well yeah I need to apply for my appointment actually

is La Avenue yeah yeah I've been there Giraffe have you got into Giraffe yeah hard to get in there if anyone's thinking

of going to Paris book Giraffe way in advance and you can see the Eiffel Tower from there and then Verde Verde yeah Verde's good did you go in there

last time I went there and then I'm going to the Crazy Horse Show so I went to the Crazy Horse Show I've said in the last one absolutely loved it what I didn't mention is so there's a place called

Le Danse Noire can you imagine Lauren in Paris Lauren in Paris Lauren and a fella in Paris I went to there and what it is I think there's one in London as well

and you eat your food in the dark why would you want to do that? it's the most mad so Olivia my friend who I went with she booked it I probably wouldn't have done but it was the most maddest

honestly experience ever and you think why would you do that but I can't explain so you go in and there's I don't even know because it was in the dark

like a room and there's different tables and you are served now don't know if that's the same in england but in paris by blind staff it's incredible it's fucking incredible how they did it we had a lady called rada oh god yeah because they don't need the light to see do they know the blind ash yeah i know but that's jesus like i was i was gonna say like that'd be a a hazard for us yeah but this is honestly you wouldn't believe it so we get taken to stream you put your shoulder

on she sat us all down but and when i say pitch black i mean pitch black like literally pitch she sat us down and somehow she delivered drinks to everyone food to everyone completely blind so she knew from the touch from the feel of the room i can't tell you how amazing it was so at first i was like this is really weird and then all of a sudden i started realizing how difficult it must be your food you couldn't i was putting my fingers in my food and eating it like this and you don't know what you're eating so it makes you eat things that you might not have eaten before i can't honestly it was really funny but listen to what i did so we were we were crying laughing i was trying to eat my dessert and i had four spoonfuls of thin air literally spoon there's

nothing on it and i was like getting really excited for them my mouth was watering there's nothing on it and i was like guys i've had four spoons of thin air now and then i couldn't find it and put my hand in a load of mousse it was honestly i was drinking my friend's drink it was mental but it was an experience that i honestly would recommend i maybe not in paris because there's better things to do but in general there's one in london i would go and it made me appreciate my sight so fucking much and i also had things that i never would have eaten before Have you ever gone to one of those sex shows in Amsterdam? Ashley, this is something really, like, you know, positive and aspirational

and amazing for blind people and something that's really opened your eyes and you've turned it to sex. This is a totally different thing, Ashley. You could have waited a minute. Have you, though? I've never been to an Amsterdam sex show. I've not. Shall we go?

Yeah. I'm well up for that. I'm going to go with my fella, I think, because I quite fancy it where you watch through that little spy hole and watch people shag and you have a wank in the room. Yeah, yeah, it's meant to be like... Yeah, but then who else has had a wank in that room? I don't care.

Who's how many people have had a wank in my fella's bed, probably? Oh, not a wank! Oh, Jesus! Well, maybe... How many people have been in his bed? I don't know, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Okay, my bed. I don't know.

Has anyone had a wank in this room before? Has anyone had a wank in this room? Have you ever had a wank in here, Lucas? No. I don't know. Men do it in some funny places. Men do it in their car and stuff. They're such horny bastards.

Yeah, there's cameras everywhere. You wouldn't do it in here, would you? I'm like, the risque. The risque. What's it called? A danger wank. A danger wank. When you know your mum's coming.

And they're like. Maybe not your mum coming, but something else. Okay. Do you want to know what's getting on my tits? What? My pubic hair. My pubic hair isn't actually on my tits. Right.

So I was just having a really good itch then. And do you know when you itch and it goes. Like that kind of itch. And I was thinking being a girl and a man, because some men shave their pubic hair. Actually, my boyfriend shaved all his by mistake. All of it bald. I was like, don't put that near me.

That's a risk. disgusting no do you like no what do you think about that i had a boyfriend once that would even shave his arms don't like it but don't like it's not for me nothing wrong with it not for me um so obviously i shave and then literally a couple of days later it itches and then what if you're having sex regularly you have to keep shaving it and then it's so i don't bother do you leave it bushy no we don't leave it bushy but like i can do like three days without shaving it really it doesn't go you're married though it's a little bit different i'm not hairy either i'm so these ladies

that have flat hair it must be so tough I just I need laser I'm starting having laser somewhere new next week oh really but I spoke to the lady

on the phone and I was like Soprano Ice that's the one yeah is the best like on paper you know what I'm like

with researching stuff Soprano Ice and Soprano Titanium are meant to be the best laser hair removal things and they don't actually hurt it gets to a point

where it gets hot yeah and it's like a little gun and they put all that lube stuff on it and it goes beep beep beep and then it's done

but I might come to where you're going then yes it's the upkeep of every six weeks that I find tough well do you know what

that's what the lady said she said Ashley because I used to go to an amazing place in Liverpool for it yeah I remember that but it was just

too far I'd always think that's a full day out of an hour there I agree an hour in the place an hour home like no

needs to be convenient I'm going to this place that's about 20 minutes away um and i'm going to make sure i'm like why don't we do it so that after the pod we go there oh no i saw an outfit for a laser placed near here really yeah you come too oh my god lucas is going to come i actually i think i need to do it just to because it's itchy like it gets sore doesn't it yeah and it's not just like and there's nothing better than a clean smooth shave oh

my friend that's had it done properly and like she keeps her appointments yeah um she showed me her vagina and it's like a dolphin really yeah like wet slippy like just like it's like dolphin skin yeah like that's what you want which on the like literally life goal to have a dolphin skin vagina i love it when my boyfriend's been away working for a few days which means i've grown a bush and then i give it a clean one just before and it is so soft you're like oh right so it's like silk ingrown hairs it gets like a rash like a turkey neck but have you used the products that you can use that have got um yes like salicylic and lactic in there i'll just exfoliate a little bit that'll help to stop getting full-on ingrown hairs but then i put fake tan on and the tan

clung to where i'd put that oh really it just wasn't i just need to go to these laser okay well we're gonna update you i think i might start coming and doing it on a monday after we've recorded to take you have no fanny hair amazing absolutely have you got bumhole hair probably yeah i have to shave that yeah do you remember when i shaved my ass with your razor but there's this razor called the comfort glide oh i like sounds like a dildo you used you get one lucas it's so good so it's got so a comfort glide it's like soap on it oh yeah but on both it's a new it's got it on a bit yeah and and um you don't get as much of a rash perfect okay amazing so while we're giving you our pearls of info last week we spoke on our bonus edition what a surprise

bomb sex yeah um and we discussed that we were like worried about going in that area it might feel nice i've never done it the poo factor i've done a bit but not really the poo factor so one of our reliable anonymous sources told us some very good and supposedly it's common knowledge we did not know a thing douching but but douching so oh you're not saying that they gave yeah so what what the tip was was what you do and apparently this is common practice between people that engage in quite a lot of backdoor yeah bottom sex yes um backdoor entry um through the fire basically they only use the back door they only use the back door because they haven't another door um that kind of person so here we have it um what you guys take notes what you do

you take off your shower head so that you've just got the tube almost like a colonic tube you then insert that into your anus only very slightly into the butt low pressure low pressure because you'll blow your fucking brains out um and what you do is you let it come up then you pull it out and you squeeze and it shoots the water out and you clean the bottom and you do it again and again

now when we got told this we discussed can you in the bath suck water up your vag and squeeze it back out yeah yeah so can I

and I can do it good my pelvic floor is incredible so I can suck it up and then go and squeeze it out so you can fanny fart on demand oh my god on demand go on

no I'm not that's too far even for me I'll do it when we stop recording absolutely can on demand because my pelvic floor is good so it's like that Does that mean you've got a good pelvic floor

if you can fanny park? Yeah, on demand. Yeah, because you have to suck it up and then squeeze it out. So you need good muscles down there. So anyway, it's kind of like that, but for your butthole. So you push out any debris of poo around the ring.

Any poo that's built up inside gets cleaned out. Guys, we're not doctors, too. Don't do it. That's what's funny. We're going to get sued. Yeah, someone's going to blow their arsehole up and we're going to get fucked. Or they're going to ruin the whole water system

in the parents' house because they've taken off the shower head right so um yeah apparently that's the thing so you can have anal fun without poop and i know you can buy machines that do it i've actually now i'm thinking about it yeah so i did kind of know in america they like sell them in the supermarket you want a douche a douche bag oh yeah if that's why but you're not meant to vagina douche no no it's not for your ph balance yeah we all know about ph i don't know about your bum hole has that got ph balance don't think it does so i think it's okay well maybe read maybe don't ask your doctor before you do it so we're going to get to your questions in a minute but there's something that is burning

inside me it's not chlamydia that i need that i need to know ash so you told us about your selfridges debacle which was where you went to return something they wouldn't take it back they were really rude they said you'd overworn it excessive really something had pulled on it and it was expensive and you don't pay for quality you pay for the name okay and so you made a complaint what a surprise karen made a complaint do tell anything from that yesterday i received a phone call oh off a lady very high up and she said ashley um and i couldn't speak because it was teddy's christening so i was like right i need to go um but she said i've read through and I've done an investigation

and I am disgusted at what has happened. Disgusted! And she said, ring me back at your convenience today and I will sort everything out for you. She's not disgusted. She thinks you're a fucking carrot

and I used to do it when people used to complain. I used to be like, I am absolutely mortified that this has happened and I'd be sat eating a ham sandwich in my other hand. I'd be like,

I am so sorry that this has happened. Do you remember, Lauren, when we used to get in, we knew we were getting in trouble at work and we'd pretend to be the manager yeah and go mate i need help i need help then we'd ring them and be like i hear you're not happy with how lauren's dealing with this so i'm gonna take it over so when our commission came through at the end of the month i'd be like well you owe me for

tracy and then i owe you do you know what you do you know i'm so sorry you felt that let me get a manager i'm like actually yeah she got my feet on the desk come here i am i'm so disappointed lawyer and i'd be sat there saying like more more more it'd always be me because i had the posh voice i'm gonna get my manager now and i should just be like even crisps hungover oh we were so we used to do some fucked up yeah you know one of the games that we used to do that i still love to this day and if anyone works in an office and can do this with no without getting sacked do it we used to have skype meetings with like important people so we'd all be around a computer we'd all be like crowded around it and as we were doing the meeting with like our sales directors and

i don't care and i'll say what i want to say they're not gonna sack me i'm not there and what we do is we speak to them we'll be looking at the camera as if like yeah yeah and then we would each write down a word and the person next you had to get that word into it so i'd write banana or something or someone would write and then i'd go yeah no just bear with me i think it's a banana and we would get and we used to cry and then once i got dared when i was on the phone they asked my name to say it's lauren harris um i'm your pc lauren harris as in calvin harris you know when i met you in my cell and i did it and i remember one of the clients being like right then so i love office games if anyone's got any office game jokes and office i like office um office x

office stories they'd be good wouldn't they who's shagging someone in the office do you know that there's two people shagging in the office and everyone knows but they've not mentioned it tell us some goss about yeah like hr stories can we say more that one the one of the big owners went off with the hr girl didn't he can we say that or no i think we can yeah yeah okay what you're gonna do imagine what you're gonna do hr she should have known better dick must have been good baby good dick i'm pretty sure it wasn't i'm convinced it wasn't hr he was hr's worst nightmare that mad bastard he used to throw things he used to throw money at us didn't he we are going to be back very shortly after the break you can have a little pick of your nose

in the car with your questions welcome back so this part of the podcast is about answering your questions hi ladies i find you both very inspiring and love your podcast i love it when they start like that it gives me a big fucking boner i'm wondering if you could do another podcast similar to your heartbreak hotel episode oh that was a good one i led that one i feel yeah you're more emotional than me yeah so if there's ever questions ash is unreal but if you have any like emotional like i'm good at that um advice on moving on when you feel like it's impossible even three or four months after the breakup three or four months that's nothing that's nothing money ashley i would really love to hear the story of you and your husband i know you were single when the pod

started no you weren't and that you and your now husband had broken up but then you eventually got back together right everyone's this question slides in my inbox like loads okay go on then right do it tell us right okay from the beginning there's two aspects to this smoking area you're good at the emotional you answer that bit and i'll answer the other bit i'll do you want me to go first you go first right so this is the story of ashley and her husband yes um 11 years ago i was out on dean's gate lots lovely with my sister and my friend and i was having a fag on the sofa of course um above that stinky river yes the stinky river yeah and i've been sick over that many times one of his friends came over and was talking to us and um then uh he came over

and he went wow you're gorgeous oh good yeah yeah and he went can i get you a drink and i was in a really really bad mood yeah like i wasn't feeling it and i went i only drank champagne and off he trotted to get the champers but because we were sat outside you weren't allowed to bring the bottles of champagne you had to trot behind him so he had two plastic jugs and i was he comes back with them and i was like oh what's that and he was like trying to explain to me like we weren't allowed to bring them and i was like i'm not drinking it like that and then we swapped numbers and then we were dating i would have downed it of course i ended up drinking it i was just being a bitch okay clearly he loves that um then we ended up dating and we used to we were on off on off on

off all the time then um i got to like 27 and i was like i really want kids and like we used to talk about and he'd be like i don't not sure i do yeah and i was like oh god and then um something else you were fully together though you moved in together do you remember i've moved back into my old house yeah so you at the time though you weren't just on and off you we lived together yeah you were together together fully like you were together for like four years and then you just did like some stupid stupid man shit and i was just like no i'm not having this so um i moved out moved back in my moment yeah we all do that now and again we do we do you have to no shade gotta do what you gotta do i honestly always say to my friends when they're like oh my god i'm

moving out i need to find an apartment move in with your mom and dad honestly i went back to my mom um how long ago uh because i've got like two houses and i could have moved into either of them but i chose not to i'm moving to be around someone yeah i just feel like that is just you need your mom and when you're rebuilding yourself that's really important yeah and i'm happy there at the minute i'm gonna get somewhere else but so no shade on that people are funny about that um then i had saskia um missed out she missed out a fucking huge chunk of things that all of a sudden i was pregnant well it was quite quick wasn't it yeah it was to be fair you met someone had a baby with ed in october and then um saskia was born the following november

yeah that is quick do the math that is very that is very me yeah and i am i was engaged to her dad and that didn't work out and then in covid i i moved into my apartment and i was on hinge yeah i remember and ed came up on hinge and i was like fuck it yeah so obviously uh then it was like you have a match and then we just started messaging each other that's cute and then we were seeing each other and it was not serious no it wasn't was it no um i had a few boyfriends yeah yeah he should always have a few yeah always have a few and then um i was like uh yeah i'm not feeling this anymore let's stop and then he turned up at my house and proposed and then i got married so that's the story and had another baby that is the story yeah there is no more to it that is

that i can confirm that is the story yeah he knew what he wanted he decided to stop messing around the other pussy dried up so he came for the good stuff for the wife pussy basically that's it it is a cute story um but whoever's reading this i'm concerned sorry whoever wrote this in i'm concerned that they're hoping that your story will be theirs you know because they don't want to move on from this relationship i feel like you're there and i think she needs to stop thinking no it's a very very rare guys so i can't answer this question in three minutes um but all i will say is this people get heartbroken and they get completely obsessed with their situation and the heartbreak of that minute how it's feeling right now how and they get totally overwhelmed by it

and it totally eats them block them you need to look at this as a bigger picture you are heartbroken we have all been heartbroken ask your grandma in her life how many times she's been heartbroken ask me i'm 32 i've had a few you always get over them and the first one's the worst because you don't believe you're gonna get over it when you've had a couple you're like this is shit this hurts like fuck but i know yeah no one's died no this is not a forever thing and i think you have to look around and think how many people in the world right now are heartbroken like come on that's yeah women are all heartbroken together and men and men i say women yeah men right now are heartbroken you are not alone in this so let's not make it into oh this is everything let's look

at the bigger world it is a tiny little thing here right but however it hurts yeah it does hurt but you need perspective on that so that's the first thing it will get better you're not going to be believe it or not hun the only person in the world that never gets over this man it's not gonna you're not gonna be the one person the one example in the whole world you're gonna it's gonna happen let's fire some tips out absolutely no contact no block block now one of the big things is one of my friends has just been through something similar and it's and I remember doing this, it took her ages,

she's private on Instagram, to knock him off her followers because she liked the idea that he would be watching. No. No. So when you know that they're watching,

you put things on for them. You put things on for them to see. You go to the gym, not because you want to go to the gym, because you want them to see you looking good,

which means that constantly at the back of your mind they are living there still. You are doing everything for a reaction. You go on a night out that you didn't want to go on because you want to get dressed up

to show him you don't care. This means that they are ruling your life still. So you get rid of them on social media. that everything you do is genuinely for you start dating

get on the apps throw yourself in there start dating I do agree with that but just be careful because sometimes if you go on a horrific date it will make everything

a million times worse because you'll miss that person yeah but it's just like she's just get straight into it babe do you think yeah

I don't know I think she needs to heal first we don't know the full story I don't know how bad it is do you think like plan things I know in the week we all get into this

like 9 to 5 like life um don't know what i'm talking about um you've never done this is ashley who does appointments but yeah so book in like tea with your friend stay around your friends and people that make you happy and comfortable yes surround yourself with that surround yourself with it but what's the most important is don't be toxic with this don't try and stalk him if you carry on stalking i've got no sympathy for you because you're asking to be hurt yeah yeah so you stop the stalking you get rid of him on social media you tell your friends you don't want to speak about him anymore

you tell their friends ask about anything in between i've got a friend who split up with a boyfriend she was quite close to his mum still and i was like no you can't this is never going to move on because you don't stay close with the family because they're always they're their family so you have to make a serious decision here that you don't want to feel like this anymore if you wallow in self-pity this ain't going to get better so let's just remember you're heartbroken it won't be the first and it probably won't be the last there'll be another guy you're crying over in about a year's time so get used to it hon that's it really remember on nip tuck we want to get your voices heard you can send us a dm we're on instagram we're on tiktok find us at nip tuck

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