Nip Tuck - Finger Licking

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

What a hilarious episode this week's is...Hear about a past celeb guy, Lauren tried keeping secret. We also chat about Bianca Censori and Butlins weekenders! And...do you prefer a finger or a lick? If you want extra episodes then subscribe on Apple or sign up to our Patreon - Patreon.com/niptuckpod. You can email us - [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hi and welcome to Nid Tug Not Giving Up. Happy Wednesday. That just came to my head then, I don't know why. Have you seen about that guy getting cancelled out of Strictly? Yes, but what, four inappropriate comments or something? I don't know who he is. I've seen him all over the Daily Mail, I don't know who he is, no idea. Same. But the chef got it as well, right? That little short man.

I think, yeah, like there's been a lot of bad things. About them saying that really inappropriate things. God, I'd be... I say inappropriate things. We need to go on a course about inappropriate things. Yeah, but then we wouldn't be funny. And the bent... Listen, being a woman,

there's a lot of things that are harder, but something that is nice is you can make inappropriate comments that men can't. Sexual innuendos. Yeah, and nobody would ever say anything to me and I constantly make them. Like, maybe we should just go around beeping our horns at builders.

Yeah. Woo! And we wouldn't get in trouble, though, whereas they do. so let's just embrace is it like not a thing to like beep your horn at people anymore or has it just stopped because i'm getting old i don't think that's a thing now i've not been beeped out for a while if me and you were driving around we'd beep do you know what you i was listening this morning back to the bonus that last week and you spent 10 minutes talking about david

beckham's cock oh oh right that would not have been yeah if a man had spent 10 minutes talking about victoria beckham's tits so what i'm going to say is like i've said we as women there's a lot of things that isn't fair we can't walk in the street but we can make any windows and nobody can say anything so i'm just i don't care did you watch that video that i sent you with jaylo no did you watch it christina oh i i didn't but i know what it was it was the one she goes down a street that's a really old video that is what happened i used to live there i used to live downloaded it so you didn't have to click on tiktok i don't even anyway it's jaylo walking down her old street and she's got like a camera crew with her and there's like an old guy i think

he's like smoking a fag outside his house yeah and she goes hey and he goes who are you and then what was it she goes i used to live here and he goes who are you and she goes what's your he goes what's your name she goes jennifer i used to live here and he's like couldn't give it and then she just carries on no i didn't watch it i don't watch anything anyone not just you anyone sends me well yeah we've got some funny tiktok stuff to um well i'll be really great with that then because i want the stuff that i've been watching this week has been alex earl's 24 hour party so she did how old is she young she must be young to be doing like 22 yeah she's looking at me i don't know who i don't really know who you said

call her daddy i was like i don't know who she is no she is doing so well but i don't i don't really know she's they're saying that this year she's gonna be like bigger than the kardashians go for what she does like chatty it's really good because she mixes it up she's very chaotic she's very like messy right but she doesn't make it like shit yeah because she's messy yeah and she'll do like hey guys i'm going out um this lip gloss is really good and then last night i did this and you just like you get so right okay and then she is into like beauty health wellness but then she goes on 24 hour benders yeah so she's like a i would say no i would say that's quite normal to have a bit of everything and she's was at uni till like not that long ago and how has she become

famous then she's got a podcast under alex cooper's network and what's her pod i don't know um what is it hot mess oh i think i've heard and what's it about just like being a hot mess yeah she is so funny anyway so she did what's she called alex cooper is now getting older she can't do the same she's settling down she's married so somebody needs to take the reins of the young single wild person because this is the problem like our stories used to be so much more when i was shagging around they were great whereas now we can only talk about our past and other and share our stories from other people because we're getting a bit boring she did this video and it's Like, she records every hour for 24 hours.

Like, hour one. And then, like, I think about six hours go missing. And then she's in the back of an Uber, like. And then she gets, like, on a boat. And it got me thinking about, like, oh, my God, some mad benders I've been on, like, back in the day when I was younger. Like, how did I used to go out from, like, Thursday? Why didn't we used to get anxiety?

No anxiety. Was anxiety a thing then? Or did we? and now like you can't even come off your phone for like no i used to get like come downs where i'd get that awful feeling maybe hangover yeah and that like panic but i feel like anxiety as such either maybe we just didn't know what it was as much we're quite accountable for a lot of things now yeah and i think that does make a big difference when you've got things that you have to be responsible but people don't really go like clubbing anymore right no so then it leads

on to i went into an absolute rabbit hole then of like i was thinking about like do people go clubbing like in their 30s i'd love to i used to there's a thing called wig and pear right won't be your area i've heard of wig and pear and they do um and the emceeing is like but the music is like let me think um n trans set you free and it's like and i honestly i still love that music a clubland classics type music and i would love to go to something like that and like dance do you know well i don't think people do this is where i got balls deep into the butlins big weekender tell me about the butlin well i've got actually got i've never been yeah i actually got secondhand stories about that right stunning can't wait to hear it guys go on tiktok and have

a look and it's basically what it looks like is it's not like what was it called like 25 plus uh holidays it's not like that i think i would say maybe a bit older yeah oh no a lot older i would say 40 it is a big bender for three days like older crowd and it's like groups of girls groups of boys people on their own right this it's full-on butlins and am i right in saying that they have like the the odd singer or something from back in that yeah like famous yeah no the swimming pool video did you watch it of all those people in that pool yeah like it looks so fun but the one thing that wasn't for me was the swimming pool no um because i'm weird about and i would yeah i would urinate in there but also it like i just you know i wouldn't go to

toilet well some of the comments were like there was lads doing piss off yeah i would if i was in there and i was dancing having a good time and i thought i need a wee i wouldn't get out i'd just do it there there was a lot of men on that in that video i didn't really see any women would they fit men or not would he like what your type is yeah but like would he so i think 40s is about the age group i would say for butlin's weekender 35 to 40 probably like stag do's and hen do's and stuff and they do like a fancy dress night they do like a drum and bass there's different themes that they do

in different Butlins parks and it's like unlimited drinks I used to be seeing somebody that used to DJ there would he party with the people or not well he would ring me fucked but he wouldn't party with the people

but the women would flock to him because he was in a boy band once many years ago and I was seeing him for yeah oh

yeah I was seeing him for I know who this is you were seeing him do you know who it is yeah yeah yes so I

was seeing him for I don't know about a year it wasn't it was it was a mad one really weird one obviously he was in London and I was in Manchester

and we had this really mad toxic like i don't even know what it was we only actually met up a handful of times it was mainly pen palling but it was a lot of pen palling and we met up a handful of times i once went to london and i was meant to meet him and he'd booked dinner so girls this is how you get it so the first time i went to meet him how you get it so you get it we went to london and me and the girls went and he had booked navikov i think it's my nice for you too yeah for us two while i was there so the plan was i would go out one night with my mates and i would go and meet him one night and i didn't i got that this was in your single mom era this was just before i met james um and i got that

trollied that i oh was this the being sick and sexy fish night yeah right and then the next day i just stood him up completely and went to bagatelle um and he couldn't believe because he'd been stood up he was quite a macho personality very big ego he was gobsmacked that i had stood him up and i was just like i'm sorry i'm just really hungover it's not for me so he messaged me i can't believe this and i thought you know what i fucked up i'm just gonna let this one go i fucked it so i was just like i'm so sorry i thought i'm never gonna hear from him again about a month later pops because i just left it i was embarrassed i thought i can't even apologize for this i i went on a bender and went on a bender and did the london marathon in the

morning home oh yeah it was then i went on a bender actually with people he knew and i went on why is it always that there's a marathon on when you're on a bender full there fucking is yeah and i mean me and danielle came home through the marathon these people who are like i've got the videos and i was i was smoking my eyes and we'd come out of the house party at seven o'clock and we look i've got the videos i've got that still kept and we're both in this outfit and my makeup's down my eyes and i'm like smoking and there's all these marathon runners and i'm trying to get an uber and i couldn't because the marathon was on so we're like jogging through it all um it was it was a quite a rough time that anyway so that's why i didn't go anyway so i

thought i fucked it i can't pull this back about a month i didn't speak to him again like bro i did the marathon yeah like so i just didn't it's a month later he pops up i still can't fucking believe you stood me up and i thought oh this has anyway it carried on from there but that had bothered him the fact i'd not replied the fact i wasn't asked the fact had a month later he still couldn't believe so i used to see him anyway no no wait wait before we move on before we move on and sorry this is annoying because people don't know who it is but so without revealing who it is how did you meet this person um he was djing he djs a lot in ibiza he was djing at an event that i was at oh god this is i don't want to relive this um yes sorry james so i followed him oh god

on instagram oh you made the first move i was really pissed yeah i followed him okay and then thought what are you doing ai is crazy this yeah so then i unfollowed him thinking what are you doing so i unfollowed him and he messaged me saying too late as him he'd seen it he'd seen it but he would i'd imagine he's got quite a lot of followers he did not not compared to me no at the time at the time he had what was consequences this was what i've been with james a few years this was a while ago at the time he had what would be considered as quite a lot of followers and i didn't i don't know maybe i can't remember i've not even looked at 30 000 or something at that time and i had five so it was like it was before the pod it was before anything

um and so yeah but he'd seen it anyway yeah and he messaged me but that seemed pretty impressive that he saw it because if someone followed you and unfollowed you would you even notice he was still up wasn't he clearly and i don't know he saw it anyway whatever and then he messaged me in the morning saying i don't think so too late i saw that i saw it and he kind of like ripped me it was like how embarrassing you follow me and unfollow me i was like i'm mortified i don't remember and then give a shit about something like that i feel like oh my god he's messaging me no it was more the fact that i wouldn't follow i was just cringe and he took the piss and it went from there so he used to dj at these events and he would ring me at the end of the night and he

would be fucking slaughtered what did he say they were like mental he would have loved it because back he was i mean he wasn't a huge boy band but back in the day that would have been like some of the target market yeah so all the women that were now in that age were like that's like me if i met dappy now yeah yeah yeah still living in your youth when you were had a poster of him on your wall type or that guy with big eyebrows from busted yes charlie so it was that kind of thing so i think he got a buzz off that um but he said it was always really fun he said everyone was always an absolute fucking hoot um and he always ended up steaming by the end of the night so he would go for the weekend oh my god imagine if we did a nit tuck yes butlin's weekend well he's not

he didn't end well i met james we need to cut that bit guys um i'm just worrying that she's gonna go under and make us cut that whole bit and we talk quite i'm not gonna maybe not no right so if anyone has been to this mysterious place yeah tell us butlin's adult week how hard would it be to make a nipped up weekender butlin's if you're listening would it be hard do you think quite a lot of organization i guess would go into it and then wouldn't go so it wouldn't be as fun yeah it'd be more fun no because single women want to flirt with men yeah but what about not like not single yeah no i'm just thinking like listen obviously we're married but um but it's always fun when men are there right why don't we just go

men bring a different dynamic that's what i'm saying not to snog them do a pod from there just go we need to go to where's our nearest butlers is it skagness i'm just looking now where's our nearest butlers and we'll fight and we'll go why don't we just go yeah just turn up no why don't we go record a pod and film it like that 24 hour girl did but what i'm pregnant and stuff it's gonna have to be after that uh skegness sounds gorge yeah i think that's the nearest one bogner regis also sounds stunning um why do you have such funny names bogner regis minehead i think he went to skeggy um anyway yeah i'm gonna i'm oh but these big weekenders book now from 69 pounds per person cheap they do it at bognor regis and you

can add on an all-inclusive drinks package i've already looked into it right i'm looking now i wonder what the food's like there do you think they have matcha and yoga and then pilates right that's my version of a wellness oh my god no i found one that would be right up my street go on it's back to the 2000s so we're throwing it back to the 2000s to bring you the best in pop dance and garage so that'd be all like Craig David oh it'd be so good okay when is it and then there's bootleg ball which is tribute acts that's not for me 90s reloaded that's what thing you used to go on it was the 90s reloaded shine on weekend of the soul we love Ibiza we love the 70s whoa there's we love the 70s and people in the 60s there love that for them wow there's a fucking

load do you know what though imagine i'm not going imagine the cleanup imagine the cleanup so we would obviously want like the best rooms so how much would it cost there's a chalet oh obviously we're getting a chalet so there's oh there's bayside apartments that sleep for you want to be right in the mix because we're not sleeping it's basic go on really basic like it looks like um a hospital bathroom um but listen yeah you're not there you're not there on the toilet no we're doing no content in there uh and it's about sleeps four or six 500 quid um right i'll go a book as a chalet let me look at how much that oh did you see that my neck just cracked my whole body went right okay so let's have a look at

the chalet although i think near the water is really dangerous for us um three guests 500 quid perfect um but i wonder if you get your food and drink oh my god the zones this is meant mental yeah i know this is what i've been watching on tiktok that would be quite fun you know guys to go and like film for but you know i'd rather do rather than us doing the filming i'd rather somebody came and filmed us oh yeah because i can't be asked because then we go and have fun yeah because i was like when alex cooper went on that bender and recorded yeah i'd rather someone would have to film us but we'd have to this is boring we can take this off we can take this offline but we'd probably need permission to do that if we do that um i wouldn't want a full

camera crowd once when we're on like an iphone otherwise it looks at you weird you don't want to make yourself we'd probably have to get permission on that but anyway anyway we're going guys i think we did how many times have also we said we're going to go to benidorm and we haven't yeah well we'll figure it all out we'll get there maybe one day um right where the fuck were we i've just dropped some bombs about past things that i've not that i've kept to myself for ages um oh my god no it got us then me and christina were chatting oh my god i woke up right oh my i went to sleep at nine because i'd had enough and i was in a mood and then i woke up and i was literally scroll scroll i thought what the fuck are these two at 11 at night talking

shite so what was it basically when we were at uni because you weren't a uni girl which uni did you go to again leads oh my god the the biggest sash uni i went to salford right um and we were talking about basically there was these nights out that were a bar a massive like bar crawl right and it was called carnage wasn't it and you used to wear these white vests with orange writing on all of you i think it's a neon type of thing yeah kind of um and basically yeah you'd go out and you'd just get absolutely fucked and would there be somebody in charge of the kind of they'd be like set places that you go you bought it yeah you bought a t-shirt everyone customized their t-shirts and everyone wrote all over the t-shirt belly was out yeah it ended up getting banned

binge drinking now and like laws around alcohol offers because you remember like spoons it was like happy hour one quid drinks and stuff like that like they've had to like ban all of that oh that's so boring obviously like you can't do like offers like on that kind of thing and then me and christina were talking about how we used to go to like phone parties and stuff like that i went to phone parties but in like zante and stuff like that i went to them i used to snog people in the phone 42s and stuff but stink yeah the next day my friend got fingered on the dance floor at a phone party that's giving just literally just fingered in the yeah yeah because i bet it's like fairy like do you remember right and it might be where i live but i feel like these

kinds of things you would all it would all be busy and there'd be phones and people would be snogging and it wasn't that weird if a guy had the hand down the pants it would just be like men no down the woman's and they were snogging and having a finger and it was just kind of people just walk past i saw someone once in a nightclub someone full-on in the vip area shagging yeah i've seen people yeah but i feel like that was more and they in the corner like it just looks like i'm sitting yeah yeah it's like but also do you know what it is we didn't have phones then to take yeah so you'd see someone getting fingered in the corner and you'd laugh in the morning but it didn't you just let it go yeah whereas now that'd be that'd be a viral video yeah yeah i

do remember she got fingered in the phone i can remember and i remember watching thinking oh god he's fingering her and but it wasn't that big a deal whereas now I'd be like babe you're getting fingered

on the dashboard yeah yeah everyone would have the phones out it's weird is fingering really a thing anymore I feel like fingering

was such a thing I love being fingered well I would take a fingering over being over a lick no you wouldn't

what would you pick don't make this into do not absolutely do not put that on social media That's right, fingering over a lick and a suck. What would you prefer? Would you rather be fingered or...

I don't like the word lick it out. Just missionary, like I'm boring. No, but if you had to pick, would you be fingered or would you... Right, fine, fingered. See, it's not that weird. Christina, would you rather... Yeah, so everyone's like, oh, Lauren. Come on, mate.

I'm just asking for a juice again. Anyway, what did you do this weekend? I got fingered. no but i did and i got licked no but i'll tell you what did i have got a sex story and i said to james as soon as it happened i was like that is going on the pod right so we're still having sex not as much as normal and honestly like i'm all right for it i'm not mega horny which but oh my god me and ashley were talking about this in the night in the night the other day something that keeps happening to me um and we think it might because i've got like a boy gene

in me like a boy hormone i keep having the sex dreams like wet dreams yeah yeah full on yeah where you climb i climb i climaxed in my sleep i have woken up and thought and i've i've i've done it find yourself thinking really inappropriate thing i'm looking at like yeah away people's tits and ass so in the night i woke up and i was like i wanted to like masturbate all this weird stuff's been going on yet apart from that in the day i'm not particularly horny and i think it's because i just fucking can't be asked my back hurts but i was like james was like right we're going to have sex i was like right okay so i got myself i got myself on him it took me so long to get on top of him for one and i'm as if you'd go on top when you well i guess he

likes it he wants to look at it like it turns him on so i get on and then i'm trying to push it in because obviously i can't see below my bump anymore i've got to that point so i couldn't see my vanity so i couldn't direct it so i'm trying to get it and then like sat down right and then i got on it got myself together moved the baby to the door right off we go and i'm not right and it took me i was hot and it was uncomfortable he came in two i went i literally got on i was like all right i'm ready and i quite i thought i quite enjoy this one because once you're into it you're like oh yeah and it took me ages to get there yeah and i literally did like one two three and i just looked at him and i was just stared at

him i stopped and i just went were you pissed off for you man and he was like oh yeah and we just and i went wow i said i'm gonna have to get off now it's gonna take me and the mess and i couldn't get up and i just looked at it i went and he's like i'm so sorry it was really funny he went i didn't know that was gonna happen i'm so sorry it was really funny and i was like the fuck so i just got off i went to the toilet i was like fucking thanks mate and he was like i'm mortified he said i didn't know that was he said i am so sorry and i was like it's fine but i'm you're not having another go now like that's it now for at least two weeks yeah and then he was like he told all his mates the next day so you don't know he said i don't

know what happened it just so i said i'm gonna say on the pod about that because it took me that lucky james it took me that long to get on what a waste i said if i ever do that again you make it last at least five minutes or i'm not doing it again and then last night we had some bits and bobs as well but i just find i don't know if it's me but like when the baby it's just a bit in the way and a bit like does the baby like curl up in a ball in a ball sex yeah like it's really upset with you yeah so so it was his bum was really sticking out in like a triangle yeah and i was like hold and i was like and you can't tell james any of this because then he'll stop he fucking won't it could be hanging i could be in labor he'd still be trying to put his knob in

um but yeah so that's my sex story um and that's why i prefer being fingered over any of it really it's much more fun yeah um so other than my weekend of bad sex what about you i went to see katherine ryan it was so good that was the chinese good that you went to before oh my god i went next door and i did you see the outside how nice it looks yeah the red carpet very me very um there's a chinese inhale and it's absolutely stunning shout out tang dynasty oh i could eat i could of chinese now and you went to riva didn't you yeah i went next door for sunday i went somewhere in hail barns near the airport i'm not gonna say the name i said because don't ever go i do like one of their branches in alderley ed but oh my god the worst but i just think if you go to somewhere

that is it was everything an italian or an indian or whatever or was it just not good no because i always think when people go for it to an italian for a roast dinner i think what do you fucking expect go to a pub like you're not good they do good pasta like but i i really really like italian it's my fave but i went to riva and it was really nice yeah it looked so nice and i was so jealous i might have to go it was really nice but yeah i know that chinese is absolutely stunning i'm trying to think where like anywhere else i've been worth saying recently um me and ed went out when did we go out went to sexy fish it was really nice oh god i've not been there since i blacked out um are you allowed back in i i don't remember i don't even know it's been a long time

since i went very very long we went to lucky cat it was so good the food so we went when was that after lorna wasn't it amazing um the chicken i was like order three now i could eat i'm starving i've got scans straight after this otherwise i would have gone for some you inhale berry otherwise i would have gone for some lunch because i'm in that mood where i could just eat everything um so katherine ryan tell us about that i'm not a show girl but you are so basically and we need to talk about the blippy thing as well what the fuck so um yeah she gets like texts up on the screen right and someone said something about the blippy thing and basically i didn't know this you did know didn't you or james knew what you've not told me yet the blippy has

shot on his friend and then they cancelled him no no so i i knew because you told me yeah i didn't know and it's been out for ages and none of us knew so blippy's been cancelled ages ago yeah so there's a new blippy didn't so me and ed were always like why do the kids not like this so the blippy as much where's real blippy because you know blippy used to earn like 11 million quid a year right so blippy guys if you don't know what that is my kids have never been into well my kid has i'm an excavator right so blippy is like a kid's character it's like the boy version of miss rachel yes it's a man who who dresses up you're gonna get into all of this if you have a girl you'll be miss rachel or if you have a boy fear was um just in the night garden and pepper

pig yeah it's moved on since right okay that yeah um so blippy was that so we all know him as a fun character that kids love yeah now we're a bit behind it seemed on this but a video was surfaced because everyone was asking me after my reel like what's blippy and i said i fucking said google it and the thing um and they're like what's blippy and what's happened is a video has surfaced do you remember the harlem shake was it called where everyone went and like everyone had moved it's it locked down he did one and he pooed on his friend but on purpose pooed yes not like an accident poo yeah it's from years ago wasn't it yeah still christina he's shitting on his friend no i know but isn't this like something that's resurfaced yes you know it's recent it's not

while he was blippy it was before he was blippy but my the video he's like squatting on it and he's pooping like and it's it's very very runny poo yeah they will have put like a suppository up there it's the weirdest thing you've and his friends lying on the floor taking the it's the yeah it's you it's one of those things that when you watch your mouth hangs open and that's obviously resurfaced and now nobody wants him on telly with the kids which i kind of don't blame because i think that's really weird it's like the weird no it's not right that anything with shit what's it called like scat scat play it's just but it wasn't sexual the video it was just weird and it was like he was laughing and then his friend was like it's just really weird it was

really weird and i swear someone in his friend's mouth it's not right it's not right not right you know what that's just reminded me of speaking of like kinks and stuff me and james i've not got around to it yet but we started watching the olivia atwood which you obviously you've seen um and it was the granny poem yeah i've not watched that one yet um and james it's a big thing it's a huge thing so when james was sat behind milfs is the most searched thing isn't it yeah which i'm just so surprised that so james was sat behind me and i know that he likes an older lady so as soon as it came on i like just turned to him and his face really embarrassed and i was like have you done granny have you certainly went not granny but milf i was like well what's a

milf and he said that they have he said olivia atwood's mum's a milf she's so so he would watch that kind of porn like a well put together lady he said they need to be a well put together lady and i was like why and he's like i think it's like destroying the well putting together lady like giving her a real good ramming when she looks so posh and i think that's his thing oh my god shit i'm a well put yeah wait till you're old you'll be that and i kept looking i am old no you're not that old yet um but yeah he was like it's a thing and he said all his friends know him for being into that yeah oh my god he told me some more stuff as well i'm not going to when you're older he said that to me he said why is this a bad thing loan it just means that the older you get

the fitter i find you i thought fucking this is great yeah yeah hold the facelift fantastic i know um so i watched a bit of that and yeah i'm not gonna repeat anymore because i feel like i always see james over olivia ratwood getting filthy rich we love it other things that people are talking about at the minute bianca sensatori is it is that not illegal what she did because i think basically they went to the grammys and she wore that see-through dress that body is oh yeah body's banging those tits are real no i think it's a good boo job like a natural job but i think it's already big and she's filled them a bit more yeah with maybe a low profile implant yes i would say definitely low um but my her puss was out her full puss yeah right so my

thought on this is if um a random person took their clothes off on the street and no imagine if that was a man with their knob out oh god yeah that they'd get fully like they'd get huge trouble yeah but if just a person on the woman on the street was nude the police would come and take them away and the potential would be look at like sectioned so why did nobody arrest her she was naked in public you can't i'm sure that's illegal is that illegal what's the thing called when you indecent expose yeah indecent but do you know what i look at her and she's a flasher it's very sad like what point she's gonna come out in a few years and say that she was in a bad place and it's him i don't know i feel like imagine what kim is thinking well kim's already kind of alluded to

the fact that so what about that julia thingy that she he went out with have you heard what she said about him that he's like controls everything you wear as in after the first date he went she went oh yeah then he got balenciaga in to dress her in the bathroom so she went they went on a date she went to the bathroom and his stylist turned up and changed her in the bathroom that she's talked she's openly said about it all she went on a date he didn't like what she was wearing he should have got an nda first like if you're that like do you know what i mean but yeah and i think that it's going to come out actually in a few years and she's going to be like it's going to be like a big thing did you see that kanye posted about that

apparently bianca was the most googled person on the planet after that naked stunt and then everyone's kind of saying it was some sort of like experiment that he was doing so she she may be like in on it or you just don't know you don't know kio gigs which amassed to something along the lines of like 400 bazillion million pounds all got cancelled because of the naked really yeah but he obviously knew that was gonna happen and didn't give a fuck yeah he's dangerous because he's so rich and so doesn't give a fuck and that's the most dangerous kind of person. Rich and no fucks.

Do you remember about that anaesthetist thing that we heard allegedly? He has his own personal anaesthetist that follows him around and just puts him to sleep. Honestly, I'd be sitting down. I would be like, take my money because me being put to sleep is one of my favourite things. But we don't know if this is all just like...

I think she, just aside from all of this, she is the most beautiful woman, i think i've never seen i don't even think she wears makeup you know i think she is absolutely stunning honestly her skin her face her hair she's had a lot of surgery i think the body she's had vaso she's had lipo come on isn't she quite young she's had lipo actually if i was to take a guess i would absolutely say she's had stomach lipo and she's had it put into her hips and ass yes yes i think so but what the fuck do i know um would you do it would you be totally nude no but i don't have a body like that so can't answer that question like if you got paid i'd do it for

i would do it for a sum of money as long as i looked nice playboys calling hang on you were nude on top of your cosmetic consult box oh yeah it's not it's not in public though that was controlled it's a controlled naked environment do you know what james said to me last night that he thinks that he would let me do the the phone call stuff one of the girls web coming was making 30 grand a month and all she was doing is like tips and a bit of suggestive he was like i would let you do that if we had a great life from it he was like i would i was like you wouldn't you wouldn't i said you think that now and then if you came home and i was doing it i don't think he's very jealous i said you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to do it but he seemed to think he was

so it's valentine's day do you do stuff for valentine's day yes ed has booked something oh nice i was meant to be having a laser facial and i couldn't get it in on another day and i was like please can we cancel what we had booked because i want a laser facial and he's put his foot down and said no will he have booked it or will he have asked no he will have asked my pa to do it but yeah has he thought of the idea already booked whatever it is i don't know and it's on actual valentine's day yeah i would you're such a weird you're such a weird i said the same as you i said that is not i i don't i would rather not yeah and he said we are going and we are going to get pissed and laugh at everyone on their first date that is um honestly you're such a

what's it called like an anomaly i can't explain what word i'm eating because like one minute you're like not romantic you're not like you have a separate like you know and then the next minute you're like doing something on valentine's day which i would never have thought you'd have done because i thought you would have not been paris last year on valentine's day um we're doing absolutely nothing eating m&s picky bits and i don't even we don't even have the kids i don't want to i don't i don't want a present i don't i don't i'm not a valentine's person really don't get it i think there's so much pressure put on it and i find it really odd however i think if i was like talking to someone and chatting to someone i would expect an effort

to be made but i feel excuse me like married and i'm not that arsed would you be annoyed if like it got to valentine's day and he hasn't sent you any flowers i don't i said i don't want any flowers i'm not into like too many flowers and me are not good because it means like the kids all touch them they they're messy like i have to it's like another child that i have to water and look after so instead the money and they're like when you've had the baby honestly you'll get so many flowers and then you have to get out of bed to go i know i sound like yeah so you have to get out of bed to go and get them then you're like mum have you got another another vase yeah my mum ends up getting them anyway so maybe they don't get they go a bit smelly and you know i got a gifted box

yesterday from my first years a new one i've not put that on yet you know my first years i love their stuff the dressing gowns the my first year's dressing gowns are the softest and a really nice bunny no it's not the bunny that is saskia's favorite bunny and it's got the long ears oh my god she loves hers took it out and started like yeah but yeah they sent me a pr how nice is that really nice of them i've never worked with them before but i fucking will try to now um right we've digressed we've digressed so on our socials we are talking about our first loves aren't we so we did um some content we did some shooting and we got our first like favorite makeup tan and by the way ashley so i we ordered

a load of stuff didn't we what have you used nothing but it has not stopped coming every time the fucking doorbell goes i open it's a blue eyeshadow i'm fucking losing my head right the boxes in my ding dong and i open the door yes and it's and it's dream map mousse honestly i've got so much collection that we we need to do our makeup with it because i'm just coming through it's coming through i've got eyeshadows i've got all sorts can i just before we like get into this talk about i got this um little makeup bag from space nk lovely present for someone that is stunning i think it was 16 pounds i don't think that's horrendous no it's very good it's nice it's nice quality it's very small now i have got loads of makeup minis that i put in and i bought

the by terry hyaluronic glow spray oh right i've been 10 out of 10 recommend i use that very you very you yeah you can try it and then guys can we have a moment look christina it's a mini hollywood flawless filter isn't that adorable and like i bet the Cost per thingy's not great. In Space NK, honestly, like, that little mini section. And then I got a new Chanel lipstick because I saw that Laura girl, ugh, you know, the really stunning one on Instagram that allegedly went out with Jude Bellingham.

No. I don't follow anyone that's... And it's a Chanel lipstick. It makes me feel like shit. Can we look? Oh, my God, bougie. And it's in shade Delicat. Delicat.

This is very you. Look at that colour. i desperately need desperately need a makeup overhaul desperately my makeup is old i use the same shirt the baby it will change well i'm having my whole bedroom no that suits you so much feels good i'm having um my whole bedroom redone so when that's redone new dressing i'm gonna start i'm gonna go through because like i'm pregnant and i can't wear i'm gonna go through and i'm gonna have a proper i love doing that clear out of all my makeup so i'll make makeup clear outs honestly and me are great friends i put a podcast on and get a glass of

wine when everyone's gone to bed and it's very good for our um brain noise i like organizing and tidy so i get a pack of like that's all all those m&s white have you had the m&s stuff that smells like joe malone yeah oh nice delicious they've done like a home range and it smells of different germaloons so i get the wipes and i wipe it all yeah and then reorganize and then do an order and then get rid i'm gonna do that soon anyway back to makeup so we spoke about like our first lip gloss experience yeah juicy tubes the roll-on ones lip smackers the glitter oh my god last night i sent you what i probably don't know chocolate bronzer i forgot What about that?

The chocolate bronzer that was like a chocolate. And it smelled like chocolate. I used to go through them like a proper terracotta. I never now use a powder bronzer. I do. Well, I use the Chanel or the number seven have done a dupe of the Chanel one, which is fantastic. Also, on the subject of number seven,

they're absolutely smashing it at the minute with the dupes. They have done a dupe at the Elemis Cleansing Bar. All right, okay. The girls on Patreon were literally raving. Do you know, I feel really bad because I have been not kind over the years about the Elemis Cleansing Bar. I love it.

I've been really unkind. And actually, I've been using a similar type thing. I just got the cherry one and I want to eat it. I've been using it, but it's because my skin's gone really dry when I'm pregnant. It loves it. Whereas before that, and listen, I will hold my head high and I will still say

that I'm not into a spa range of skincare. No. I'm not. I don't think it's great for your skin, really. I don't think the ingredients in it are good. You will love it at the end of your pregnancy, though. But when you dry and want to treat, it's nice. Yeah, Espar.

Yeah, Espar's very nice, isn't it? Yeah. Very luxury treat-y. Caroline Herons has done a cleansing balm that is, I think I've given you one from the Space NK day, and it's absolutely gorgeous. There we go. You know, I am more converted to a cleansing balm than I used to be.

But you must always do a second cleanse with something. With something with salicylic acid or something. Or glycolic. glycolic yeah i'm working on something exciting and that's my issue with um that's my issue with elemis and and the cleansing balm people just use the cleansing balm you need to use that first to get the makeup off and then you do need to use a bit of a stronger cleanser have you seen as well biblio research p50 has been discontinued what the fuck's that that p50 lotion oh one of kimmy k's faves it came out yesterday how crazy because that was like a standard yeah

interesting right guys we've really waffled actually today it's waffly waffly let's continue waffling on the bonus we're going to talk a little bit more about valentine's day um and we're going to have our dilemmas and stories as always you can listen on patreon or apple subscriptions lovely to chat with you guys love you bye bye