Nip Tuck - From Baby Prep to Sex Stories!

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

Lauren has had her beautiful baby but we've recorded a bunch of episodes in advance. So this week you'll get to hear Laurens extensive advice on prepping for a baby plus we get deep into some of your hilarious sex stories. You may not want to eat a fruit pastel lolly when listening to this ep!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hello! It's Wednesday! Welcome to Nip Talk, not giving up! Whoa, give me a minute. How is everyone today? This is Lauren's official last main episode. However, if you want... It's not! Before the baby. We're in on Monday!

We're in on Monday! We best get some content over the weekend then. Well, I'll be doing loads, I expect. we've just been talking and looking at tiktoks um about basically there's this room in ibiza where it's free of charge for one night if you stay in it and it's a completely glass room in reception in the reception do you think so the the way i would have assumed it would work is say you've been at an after party then you'd go back to your own hotel still wouldn't you like why would you use what would you what would be the benefit of that room other than for lols can you really

do whatever you want in that room as well i assume you can't like have sex and stuff you wouldn't would you yeah it's a very um i don't know do you remember when david blaine oh my god glass box and people were throwing things at him oh my god alex you probably weren't born then no he was in a glass box you used to be able to turn it on the telly and watch him lie oh my god was he not dangling yeah and how long was he christina google it we need more information on this and also why why i don't know why i wonder what he's doing with himself now he was nuts he so he he lived in the glass there was a demon there was a reason and everyone was just like he's still up there oh imagine if he had no clothes how did he have a poo

imagine the angle underneath right up his ball sack and bum crack he had uh he was there for 44 days what 44 days he did have water but he didn't eat what uh whoa i don't remember it being this weird i just thought it would be funny he had a catheter catheter what um i didn't know it was that weird at the time yeah i swear it was funnier than that so he used to do those like um endurance stunts didn't he so it was like a human endurance do you remember when he went underwater for ages and when he got buried didn't he go on ice buried and all sorts of stuff yeah oh god i bet he gets some anxiety when he's got hangover imagine the memories that pop up remember that program this is gonna really age me but that program called it was 20 years ago guys no no this is

even worse remember that program breaking the magician's code where that guy used to tell you how to do magic trick yeah and he had a mask can you remember that i can guys look at david he was just sat there i used to think he was quite fit so he had a catheter what about poo i'm sorry imagine how nuts magicians are to go out with do you do you think any of it's real you can't get away with that not being real in that glass box it was in joy it's not magic is it's an endurance thing that so it's not like he's doing magic 20 years wow alex you were three so it wasn't far off oh my gosh wow we wouldn't last an hour no i mean and imagine like what i can't believe that even happened that's 44 days he will have had to have a poo at some point because the

catheter is a wee thing isn't it can we google that maybe we shouldn't yeah um anyway guys this isn't my last now men do ice baths exactly like sorry right now guys on all videos of men doing ice baths can we comment did you david brain yeah but have you ever not had a shit for 44 days like that is amazing there's do you know what when you look back at the thing that wouldn't be allowing a health and safety this that just wouldn't happen would it and now people are so naughty nowadays they'd be throwing stuff and smashing the glass they were throwing things at him yeah well i bet it's quite annoying you're going to work and there he's dangling it's like those tiktoks that are like shit about your day men used to build cathedrals with their bare hands

they did and now they get in an infrared sauna now we can think of something worse than that what else did it dance on tables in dubai yeah by the way that clip i had only a minimum amount of disagreements on that minimal as fuck and do you know how many girls that are living in dubai messaged me and was like 100 true it is near and impossible to get a boyfriend out here and i always thought that like that was the kind of place i'll go there you'll find like a rich good successful man honestly the amount of girls that have messaged me like that's what i thought and absolutely not it is so hard to find a man in dubai apparently and this is coming from a lot of different women that live there and loads of people message me saying you are 100 right there

were some silly stupid men with tiny cocks commenting but other than that yeah people agreed what's like the biggest celebrity rebrand that comes to mind i can think of mine chloe khan yeah because she went from being ridiculed taking the pure piss out of yeah and people just when she first went on she was like a laughing stock i love her and now she is a millionaire i assume she's got businesses she's she's got a big house like now she has made herself something of herself yeah she's allowed that for her men in dubai no chloe can yes can you think of any others celebrity rebrands yeah hilaria baldwin i don't know she is the one that speaks spanish what is that the rebrand she came back spanish no yeah like she was like not spanish after the baby i'm

gonna come back a different nationality and try it just see if it works no i've not seen i don't know i can't think of any i might google it right guys so by the time this episode comes out i am going to have another baby i am going to be a mother of two how mad is that it's really creeping me out i think the thing with the c-section when you've got a date booked it's there's a weird feeling around it like when you when you're just pregnant you know you're going to go into labor eventually it feels different when you've got a day and you know that after that day i am going to have another child to rely on me it's very very very scary so by then by the time this goes out will i have announced the baby perhaps perhaps i don't know you're not going to believe this and

christina you're gonna be like bollocks that was was that a good impression bollocks bollocks bollocks that's you say that word quite a lot um yeah bollocks that's that's what you're thinking i haven't planned but bollocks i swear you have a song and everything yeah it'll be something and it'll be in black and white yeah i swear james will be topless oh god i swear to you i haven't don't know what i don't know whether i'm gonna do a picture a real i