Nip Tuck - From Beauty to BV

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

What a mixed bag we've got in store for you today! From beauty to bv and ex's to besties. With some casual pegging thrown in just for fun. You're in for a real treat!Plus, we chat OnlyFans as so many people are on it, but is that OK or a proper red flag?PLUS we want to tell you all the AMAZING prizes you can win that us girls have sorted for you. To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM. We’re on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys welcome back to your favorite podcast nip tuck i'm not giving a fuck what if it's not the favorite one it you assume it is it's their favorite okay it's wednesday so get your ears open pour yourself your legs open please why do i do this like you're fucking out they're wearing the tone so rude pour yourself a glass of aldi rose not if it's in the morning at the gym whatever whatever put it in your put it in your little uh swiggy bottle at the gym and have a wino run lovely okay so this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women this is all about being unapologetically yourself so lauren how is it going happy wednesday darling happy wednesday my love how is your wednesday i'm tired yeah oh my

god this morning ashley was a bitch so we were texting about like getting sorted to do recording today and she was so fucking rude and then she said don't this is where words i can show you the text don't talk to me i'm in a foul mood right she was horrible and then she said the words now hang on a minute because actually i've got a bone to pick with you so then she said the words i haven't even got time for a shower this morning she's got a full mua did you get someone come to do your makeup this morning yeah mate you were playing it this morning like i've got two kids alone you've had your full makeup done yeah but that's that but you've not showered you smelly bitch i have actually showered but you said you didn't have time at that moment i didn't think i

did so obviously i'm running around the house screaming at everyone and i said which is a really good timing to do it when someone's already in a foul mood i said welcome to the real welcome Welcome to the real world, Ashley. Didn't I? Yeah, but, like, that's a non-negotiable is having my makeup on a Monday. But then you said you couldn't have a shower and you were like, oh, I've got two kids to look after.

I'd rather look good and smile. I don't... I've got the problem with that. The minute I don't look good and I stink and I had a shower this... I had a shower... I'm trying so hard to look decent on this podcast and... You do. I do look better, though, don't I, in real life?

Do I not? Is this what I look like? I said to my boyfriend... Well, I think I look better in real life, too. No, I think you look good on the... I think you look the same. Oh. Mm. No?

Maybe, like, did you go through this phase ages ago thinking, you know, when we look in the mirror, is that actually what's there or not? Well, I've got body dysmorphia for sure, so maybe not, I don't know. But, yeah, it's true that when you look in the mirror, you're never going to... You see the, like, opposite version of yourself,

so you'll never see yourself as other people see you. I'd love to be able to see that. Well, at the minute, when I look in the mirror, I don't like what I see, so I don't want to know what anyone else is seeing. I really, really don't. But anyway, it's Wednesday. Let's be positive and let's not whinge.

But I am on a whinger at the minute. Okay, so on Nip Tuck, we want to get your voice heard. You guys can send us a DM. We're on Instagram and TikTok. Find us at Nip Tuck Pod. Or alternatively, you can email us hello at niptuckpod.com. We want to know what's been getting on your tits, little or small, what's giving you the ick

and any other bits your questions your embarrassing stories basically we don't give a fuck I just come in at the swear every time okay so we're back in surgery

and we've got some life updates for you to dissect with our scalpel hit me hit me baby okay oh do it do it do it

oh baby baby I am so fucking good at that Can I tell you something I'm good at? Right, there's two things I'm really good at. One of them is a sheep and one of them is a dolphin. Right. Don't look. Close your eyes and pretend you're in a field.

In a field? Yeah, there's sheep. There's fucking sheep. That's good. Yeah? And then now pretend you're in the ocean. Close your eyes. No, let me try again.

That's a dolphin. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am tired as fuck, but I still had time last night to lie in bed awake thinking... About what? What's happened to your Raya account? Ah. What do we call it?

Raya, Raya? Raya. Raya. No, my posh friends call it Raya. Oh, do they? Is that not because that's how they speak? No. Raya.

I think Raya is American. Oh. Oh, Monique, have you been a Raya? No. okay hello i'm wearing my white linen shirt on yours right so um right so raya you told me i had to keep it open every bitch needs raya until they are down the aisle the ring is on the finger you need it as a backup no you said to me that we would keep it because it's good to snoop on there isn't it like we can see what everyone's doing we can see who's on there like we can grass on

famous people that are on there that have got girlfriends so we were going to keep it open but then it kind of occurred to me that i'm still on it so like that's the idea and if it was tinder it wouldn't be funny it makes him look like a knob yeah so if it was tinder it wouldn't be funny would it but it's funny because it's raya so i've paused it which means if i want to go back on and have a nosy for the podcast i can if i don't have to then i can just leave it off there it's a shame because it took so long to get on there i told you didn't i that story when i was seeing that guy and i knew he had raya yeah but he didn't know that i knew that he had raya because he thought he was way above me and like i didn't know even what raya was and then one of my friends was like

oh my god babe look he's on raya and i was like really angry so then i went on tinder because i was like to get in a game set match and i think it only took about 48 hours and he found out he screenshot it but it was really passive-aggressive and it was like a picture of me like on tinder and i hadn't got it and you get better guys on tinder i think more banter you get more bands and you get more like guys i found raya it was too like it was too businessy for me so anyway he screenshot the picture he sent him me and he put like loads of laughing faces like trying to make me look shit like hun you're on a fucking dating app too yeah so fuck you you fucked him off so then he put something like do you want a raya referral and i just went oh i would have said

yes please i would have been like yes please my ex gave me a raya referral didn't he someone i was seeing do you remember are you friends with exes that's a topic later actually is it yeah we were going to talk about that later on because that's something that i've been like debating back and forth this week and we've spoken about you've got a boyfriend you're considering all these things yeah all these things come into your mind so yeah that's something i wanted to talk about and see what your opinion is because i think i will i know that yours will be different to mine because we are very different very um right right i'm loving that we pause the raya don't delete it i'll keep it hidden for you yeah you're looking very nice today as always oh you never say things

like that i don't mean it so no you do you look good what have you been having done mate right okay so i've had this thing called silpherm x and it's like silpherm x silpherm x and it's radio frequency micro needling so it's the same as morpheus 8 but the needles are way finer see i had morpheus nothing against it i think it's decent but i found that afterwards for quite a while i had marks and i've known people that have got scar marks from it the needles are thick on that machine and i do think you feel them going in it's very good for this bit for the under the chin yeah yeah and snatchy snatchy and the eye tip is very good because the needles are thin in the item yeah but the big one it's intense isn't it yeah so silver max is the same kind of vibe

but the needles are a lot thinner so it hurts less can i have it done yeah come in okay um and then i think my downtime was like 12 hours nothing so it's the same is it still the same like you press the button it goes and jabs into your skin morpheus i am solid i think this one might take over that one do you think so that's like the new thing i do okay i want that done can you i'll sort it out so i have my tummy done twice how did you think for your tummy because i had morpheus on my tummy and saw no difference i got i'm gonna have all three and then decide do you know what though my tummy's looking quite good now you've also been having the ab thing though oh my god the ab thing 20 000 sit-ups in 45 minutes but stop a second because i feel like

we need to educate people on this right there's a lot of things don't get me wrong i'm sure absolutely amazing that help with your muscles you could also go to the gym and you could do a thousand sit-ups a day however if you have got a thick layer of fat over your ab muscles nothing is going to give you a six pack so don't pay a fortune for these ab tightening things and think you're going to come out like a fucking goddess if you've got the fat over them you're not going to see your abs so pick your treatment based on what your body type is also i've had lipo and then on top of that anyone yeah so after that you've then not got much fat and you've had that done shows the abs and then i had a stem cell treatment on my face and that's worked really

well what's that um human stem cells made in a lab so it's a vaccine lab these are like you know what i'm like with my research wow this place um makes vaccines and they got human stem cells a couple of them right they multiply them and then i had needling and they put them in my where can i have can you can i have this too yeah i've not had anything you know it looks insane i've just got a spot from the needling but i've still got a scar it's not gone yeah my hot iron oh but you know what i have gone bald yeah finally join me oh yay somebody bald like me can you see it yeah it's gonna grow back though so yeah it's gonna grow imagine i had that done i've got no fucking hair as it is i can't afford to lose that amount of hair i don't have a brow list lift and be

bald so you still look treatments have been heavy i need to have more treatment so the problem i've got the minute and that is literally driving me mad is pigmentation you don't get this at all do you i know that is the bane of a lot of my friends the bane of my life so when i was younger i fucked my skin by sunbathing no sun cream on yeah um and i've got it's like when i go in the sun it's hormonal too as well yeah and it's like it's not like freckles because they're cute it's like patches of brown so if you shadows you can see when like the shadows and it looks like my makeup's even and it isn't so in july january i had this thing done what was it called that meal miso aesthetic the miso aesthetics real and basically you put this like so expensive it

was a thousand pounds for a peel no but it was on listen no i know your skin amazing beautiful and basically they put this peel on and it's like um peanut butter and they leave that on for 12 hours then it comes off so i had to go around with peanut butter on my face for 12 hours like full on and then you take it off and yeah it hurts it flakes

it burns it peels but the results my skin was so white without a blemish on it and it looked amazing but then I've been on holiday every month

and I'm trying to keep it at bay but I can't I've also had Lumeca didn't rate it I'm going to be honest I loved Lumeca I did and I don't know if it's because

I then went on holiday not too soon after the last two appointments I've been for my Lumeca she's been like go away you've got tan on your face so I've got a feeling

it's something to do with this it must be so I am on the quest now so if anyone struggles with pigmentation which I know is mega and I get it on like my moustache as well

so like I've got legit got like a goatee coming through that self firm treats rosacea and pigmentation while they need all your face so what I'm going to do because I know loads of women

that are listening will agree with me here and will struggle with this I'm going to go on the quest so I'm going on holiday at the end of the month and then I'm done for a bit I'm going on the quest

to make pigmentation better and I'm going to take you on the journey have you been profiloing or not yeah I love that I like profilo Have you ever had it in your tummy?

You did it once in my belly button. Do you want me to do it in your tummy again? Yeah, because the skin on my stomach is lying in milk as well. The skin, honestly, will you do... Well, you're not trained. I could show you. Yeah, I'll do it. We'll do each other.

So they're the kind of treatments that have been going on. So I'm going to sort out my pigmentation. Yeah. And you're going to keep having loads of shit done and tell us what's good and what's not. And contraception. I've had so many messages this week of people asking about... I'm over contraception.

I said this the other week. I'm playing pregnancy roulette. at the minute and i can't there's only so many times there's only so many times that you can have come on your chest and then it gets boring like it's so difficult what so you like you don't know when you are you're late and stuff so i've just bought some sticks to wheel that tell me i'm about to tell everyone about i have got a coil booked in as well um that i don't want to have in i'll be honest please i'm gonna give you that book so the book is called beyond the pill this book girls is incredible i will do a little post later on sharing but basically inside it's

got a table okay and on the table it's really really practical advice and it's like the pill the coil the non-hormonal coil um tracking your ovulation like every type at the injection and then it says pros and cons oh my god is that really good unreal i'll send you the picture anyway so i read this book from start to finish you know i'm running into all that stuff and then um i also went on a rabbit hole with um tampons yes panty liners pads yeah they're all bleached and the amount of chemicals like you're leaving that fucker inside you but anyway that's a whole other thing i need to talk about but today i'm talking about contraception now from amazon you can get the clear blue advanced ovulation i just got some that were like two pounds from home

bargains okay now this one is about 30 pounds and 30 pounds is a lot cheaper than 18 years of raising a kid and the morning after pills about 30 pounds i know i should yeah you know um so basically these sticks it's like a digital pregnancy test every day you put a new one you put it in the charge stick bit and it will either do a zero yeah a smiley face does that mean smiling yeah you can have sex or yeah you can get pregnant or a flashing smiley face so zero means you're safe to go you there is not an egg about to drop an egg hasn't dropped there is no egg you are fine you can go rodeo baby you can go and then a flashing smiley face means egg is coming and then like a chicken static smiley faces egg has just dropped egg drop so you need

one of them and then if you input that data on your natural cycles you will get your natural cycles down to a t like since i've come off the pill my sex drive has been through the roof agree my hair has been better than ever my skin like my diet what i'm craving to eat even though i'm just eating a sausage as well um that was your own choice everything my nails growing like i have to say that when i came off the pill one thing i noticed was my sex drive increased you were attracted to the wrong men when you're on the pill as well did you know that well that makes sense it makes fucking sense um but yeah honestly when i came off it and i've been off it for a little bit now i just didn't want the hormones in my body and i found my

sex drive went up and i was like i don't want to keep being on this but what do you do no so that's a good idea buy that ovulation test kit I have got the coil booked in because and I'm going to

look into it I'm not saying yes no I'm going to look into it I'd rather not the one with hormones I don't know yet there's the marina

and the other one I don't know yet but I've got it booked in I mean the main goal here is for me not to get fucking pregnant

yeah so I'm going to try different things and tell you and if I get pregnant then don't try the one that I do you use condoms

no does anyone use condoms I'm sorry I wish I could push condoms but to me it's like having a Tesco bag but if you are having sex with a man and you don't know where that dick has been then you should put

honestly you should it's not even worth having sex with a man what if he doesn't know where you've been because it works both ways so you might want to use a condom oh my god my friend told me this story the other day tell me well we got a message on the group chat um and it was like hi girls um has anyone got any enemies that they want to get back so i was like why so she was like well i've just found out i've got chlamydia so when you have you know peed in a pot or done like an online test basically you get this text through saying you've tested positive for chlamydia okay and then on it you can input telephone numbers and people you've shared that you've shared and they get a text get the warning that someone they've been with a partner yeah so she was going give me all your

ex-boyfriends numbers give me everyone you hate give me your boyfriend's exes everyone that we're gonna kill yeah let's get them on there is that why i got a text or have i got chlamydia did you get a text no i didn't get a fucking text no so anyway yeah that i think that's funny that's a good one to share with people you could even do a fake one where you just send it anyway for the lols off a burner for burner phone yeah but then they would get tested they did have something yeah but it just shit them up for a minute wouldn't it anyway we don't want to get chlamydia we don't want to get fucking chlamydia and we don't want to get fucking pregnant so basically cut fuck boys out and contraception well there's not much left then you said you're masturbating

aren't you and just everybody masturbate it's the safest form of sex i agree do you know what i really want us to do try out sex toys i think it would be really good for us to get some no mate no not like that um and like report back and tell people which ones were good have you ever pegged someone pardon pegged peg i've got a fascination with pegging what's pegging so i've right do you know how what's vabbing as well right so okay do pegging first what the fuck is pegging well do you know how me and you are quite like masculine energy absolutely not yes we are i'm I am extremely feminine and very girly. Well, anyway, look, I would say, yeah, exactly.

I've got a big dick. So it's where you strap a dick on and then fuck someone. But I wouldn't do it, like, as a pleasure thing. I'd do it as, like, a... Like, releasing all my pent-up anger. Have you done it? You've done it, haven't you? What did you do? With a strap on or just with a dildo?

I didn't say anything. What did you do? I didn't say I did that. I had a partner when I was a lot younger that would like that. What? Would like?

I don't know where to go from here. I was at the anal beads. And you ripped them out and they went on the bedding. And the poo went everywhere. That was awful. But no. Same person though.

I've never done this show with a boyfriend before so I'm a bit like yeah now do you understand where I how hard it's been for you yeah okay

so doing your boyfriend up the arse I think I'm not saying I've done that but I think some men do want to do that and I'm quite fascinated

with it as well do you think it means they have gay tendencies or they're just interested is how it feels at the butt no I just want someone that would just let me

do whatever the fuck I want so would you so what's it called pegging pegging you put a strap on and you insert yourself

into the man have you done it never would ed let you do it never no but maybe that's why i want to do it because it's like a definitely like you always want what you can't have i get that and what about vabbing vaping which one is it that's so it's my mom asked me about this the other day vabbing vabbing is the new pandemic so it's where you get your own bodily fluids from your vagina hole and put it behind your ear like perfume i think it completely makes sense to be honest it makes sense it's your pheromones it's your smell and apparently you attract the right person for you as well yeah so you take your own vaginal fluid and you put it behind your ears in the gym

i don't know why it has to be in the gym because then you're sweating and it activates it i think it makes completely makes sense to be honest but if you've got if you've got bv then it's not a good idea the symptoms of bv guys lauren go death fanny fanny of death dinky dinky winky vagina to the point where it smells like you've been down the fishmongers um and it's something like it's a it's a terrible terrible thing and if you've got that then i suggest you don't do the vagina thing so bv is legit like when you're in the shower i remember the first time i had it and i couldn't get my little head around it and i was literally like this all the time and i was washing it and then i was going like and then after it still smells my poor little head must have just

been like and at first you're not think at first you're at your desk or whatever yeah and you're like yeah and you carry on and then you later at home you're like smell smell again and then you're like a dog would you know and then you literally like and then do you then you get your me and you're like oi come and smell this can you smell fish and then you notice like and then you realize you've got bv um and that's a true story because that happened in our office once at maya was it you me or you and one was like i smell this and we put our head down oh i know who it was and we were like god yeah that's really smelly and then you realize you've got bv you can drink that quite simply with um a squirty upper balance active yeah which i've mentioned in

our past pods if you've not listened that they can also be used it's just a really nice lubricant and it will stop your vagina and it stops your vagina from smelling it's nice to clear out and it makes them think that you're really really horny and it's just gel one of my friends shagged someone with bv in um a hotel room in ibiza and he said that the bv was that bad that it went around the air con for like two days after wow so i've lost myself here with where we were going but if you've got bv do not put that smell behind your ears because that's no no and also if there's anything not right down there

don't put it around your body but I understand the point of it I think you do smell yeah I'm not going to do it though shall I do it

oh it's always me why am I always on those sometimes like when Ed smells a beer I'm like oh let me smell your armpit

and I'm really like I keep wanting to smell it have you ever had something pierced rubbed it and that cheese

smell and it's addictive and you're like oh that's disgusting and then you're like this thingy all day

what's Khloe Kardashian's ex-husband called. Tristan? No. Khloe's? The one that died after shagging all the brass. What? Khloe Kardashian's ex-husband.

I didn't know she was married. Lamar. He's not dead. Is he dead? He nearly died. Is Lamar dead? He said her vagina smells of earring bags in an interview. No.

But that smell, that cheesy smell and the belly button smell, but it's so addictive. And you're just like talking away and you just go like this. Lauren, that's disgusting. That's disgusting. It's true. We're going to take a break. Thank you for that contribution, Lauren.

Anytime. But when we're back, we have got a little debate. A mass debate. Yeah, we know that you guys are going to want to know what our thoughts are. Okay, guys, welcome back. Now, we love getting answers to your questions. so this part of the podcast is all about answering your questions and hearing mine and Lauren's little debates on things. But first, let us tell you about a competition that we have launched

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oh we love a debate two two first one god i'm only gonna give us a few minutes and then we're gonna move on because we could go all day we could fucking i could go all night no please okay being friends with exes yeah well you know my take on this i can't fucking let go i i listen i my wedding guest when i next get married i'm half of the fucking wedding party is going to be my exes do you still fancy them not at all so if i did then that would not be a thing i become friends with them once i do not find you're not friends with thea's dad are you yeah are you yeah no beef we're cool no drama they are mates we're good um we get on with it yeah absolutely fine i am one of my best friends like best friends is my ex-fiancee so we were

together from 14 to 21 oh yeah childhood sweethearts um and then we split up so we split up over 10 years ago and we are absolute best friend i would say he probably knows me better than anyone ever he's a lovely boy and he's fit like he's a good looking boy he's lovely he's actually having a baby now and we are honestly best best friends tissue can you could you see did i twitch then i'm not asked he's no he's literally we've not been together for 10 years he's my best friend um i have no problems being friends with exes if the feelings have gone i think once the feelings have gone i also have a attachment issue i'm well aware of this and i struggle to completely let go of people even if like whatever it is i don't like to to not have

a door that's open and if i've got on with someone really well in a relationship i don't see why if it didn't work in a sexual relationship nature you can't take the good from the relationship and still be friends no you've got no ex friends have you i mean there's some that i'd like say hi to but i've not kept in touch with any of them really i've just always stayed friends with them i don't know why i've not got as many boyfriends well when you've got 500 exes it's hard not to end up friends by two different dads though there's not enough people in the world left when you've got as not as many exes as me so you have to be mates with some of them already have no fucking mate yeah that's not very kind um i have got no i think it's fine i think as long

as it's platonic um but i do understand a little bit where partners may have a problem with that How would you feel if Eddie was mates with his ex? He wouldn't be my husband. He wouldn't be allowed. So you'd be totally against that, wouldn't you? I just think they're an ex for a reason, move the fuck on. Yeah, and I understand that. I get why you think that as well.

And also, if you found out that, say now, you're saying I'm friends with them all, you found out your new boyfriend was upset or felt a way about it, that wouldn't make you feel sad? It would, but it would cause me problems because I'm not willing to get rid of my best friend. So, Lauren, if I got in relationships, you have to make sacrifices.

I'm not sacrificing my friendship of 16 years. No, I find that weird. What? I've been friends with this boy for 16 years. Maybe like set boundaries. He's my best friend, right? And we've not, nothing's happened for over 10 years. And if a boy came in and tried to tell me that I'm not being his friend,

I say it from the get go. This is Chris. He's my best mate. Come and meet him. And my boyfriend's met him. Come around, meet him. We're all mates. and as soon as you see us together

you're like absolutely nothing I fart in front of him like he thinks I'm fucking disgusting like all my boyfriends do Sam isn't an ex he's my best friend

and he said I've got the biggest dick of a woman he's ever met he's like your dick's bigger than mine you're that manly so they know this so I don't think

it's a big deal maybe like people just don't get it because they've never had that like me I've never had that you have to experience it to kind of get it

and I think that's a big thing but I also think it can be I don't know for me the kind of person I want to end up with and I am with

is someone who's really chilled and laid back and trusts you so you have to take that on with me I've got friends that are boys

yeah have you yeah who Marcus yeah I suppose so but he's also Ed's friend

yes but he knew me before I introduced him and Ed what are your thoughts on partners as in husbands

boyfriends having an OnlyFans account and speaking to girls on there because this is rife at the minute really it is rife it's rife it's everywhere okay like the like the vaginal fluids right everywhere

okay um i think we need to know what goes on on there someone needs to get one of us needs to get a thing and have a look on there because it's so such a wide thing like people say only fans and you assume that's tits fanny dick not necessarily they have only fans for like random shit so it depends and sometimes it's just talking so if you're talking but you're paying for it i'm so naive yeah my boyfriend had an only fans account and he was getting his penis out and windmilling for other women how would i feel is that what you're asking no as in if he was speaking to girls on there and paying them what no absolutely not they're fucking what is how's this even a debate well it's like babe station so they can ring up and like no ring me ring my phone i think

i'll be in the living room you go in the bedroom you fucking ring me and then i'll down the phone to you well I watched that Olivia Ratwood thing did you watch it yes I did it was really good I rate her

I really liked her non-judgmental but got straight to the fucking point got stuck in there asked the questions we all want to know I feel like she's one of us she's one of us

she's in us I really like her so I feel like Babe Station's a different vibe because it's kind of like watching porn it's a it's very detached

you ring up for three minutes like dirty dirty chat I'm about to come bye bye put the phone down whereas OnlyFans if there's more of a connection with the person no i think that's an i don't even think that's a debate that is an no watching porn without you yeah that's right i need to tell you something

he's gonna listen to this and know that i've thought it and i'm really embarrassed saying it but we're in surgery and we're all friends here can i just say no one realizes when we do these podcasts it's so genuine like this is like so embarrassing i'm actually going to say it on the podcast but we're all friends here right so i was talking to my boyfriend about porn the other day because on my recent thing it keeps coming up with porn

and I can't get rid of it and I delete it and it comes with X videos no look it's like your most yes and there's a big massive red X

and it goes Pornhub yeah mine too okay wait let me just let us just confirm this oh it's not there anymore I must have X'd off

so it's on there on frequently visited when you go on your safari there keeps being a porn thing and it's really embarrassing and it's PH it says Pornhub

so we were talking mine's a big X so we were talking about this and he was laughing and he was like yeah I know I know what you mean let me check mine

he's like no I'm not on there and then he went and he searched and there was a website called perfect girls and it hurt have you been on it no it hurt

should we go on it now it hurt my heart and he said it's a porn website called perfect girls and I didn't say anything I was like yeah good website

and inside I was like this I'm not perfect yeah but but what is it can we go on it now so he said that it's like a wanking wet it's just a porn website

but I did feel a bit like about it so maybe i don't know go on it hurry up i feel anxious what's on it how perfect are they out of 10 are they shiny do they have a do they have a really good scar it's not coming up on google fucking hell perfectgirls.com yeah or perfect girls porn no i can't anyway so yeah i think it can make you feel a little bit

free porn free sex what free porn free sex perfect girls tube over a hundred thousand porn movies

so it's just a porn website I'm fine with that now I thought it was perfect it's fine it's just a porn website it's literally just porn I was thinking it was for perfect girls

and it really did that looks like your mum oh my god that looks like my mum Liz Liz it is oh my god

i can't unsee that that's why he's been on there yeah okay now i know where my mum's been getting a holiday money from oh this is gross anyhow um yeah it made me feel a little bit uncomfortable what about you way how do you feel about ed potentially watching porn fine but what if you searched for porn that was the opposite of you like curvy brown hair oh no i remember ages ago um one of my boyfriends left like a video up or something and it was a girl that was like the polar opposite opposite but then i think like that's like a little kink of it so when we were at your sip and see me and one of the girls i can't say who it is but she's really funny we um got chatting and we got all the girls involved about what kind of porn you're into

girls if you're in a situation where you're comfortable with your mates at a party it's a great conversation starter we were crying some of the some of the women that you were dead quiet and little had come out and they'd go that they'd look at you and they'd hear the story they'd come over and did go I'm into I'm into like you know something really really random

and really rude and we'd be like really what yeah and it's a really good conversation starting like

what porn do you watch what porn do you watch are you going to admit this I'm more of like an amateur same like sometimes role play

oh so embarrassing I'm amateur as well like I want to see real people I don't want to see like fake but I'll watch it for like

listen I'll watch anything if whatever the first one comes up I'll just watch it but what would you feel about them like looking at

old videos and pictures no that's all men definitely keep all their nudes do you think i've got let's ring him let's ring my fella and ask him right now they do so i know that they keep them on a file that looks like a calculator did you know this lucas with a pin hi yeah just a really quick one we've just been having a little debate you know like when you've been sent nudes and like fanny pics and like old like shagging videos of you and like exes and stuff do you keep them is it a thing that boys keep them you are disgusting you're dumped by so what they do men is all men do it yeah that like we've said this before about the briefcase of nudes um they all like to have to keep their nudes

they what have to keep their nudes so it's like do you know how like it's a men's version of deleting raya ah they just need it they don't think it's yeah but can i say that's not why i kept it i kept it for podcast use what raya yeah but i'm saying men keep that's their kind of thing so they've got it there and they keep it in a secret folder on the phone no man will ever delete a nude okay guys so remember on nip tuck we want you to get your voice heard you can send us a dm we're on instagram and we're on tiktok find us at nip tuck pod or alternatively you can email us hello at nip tuck pod.com so we're going to be back on friday with an episode of nip tuck and it's all about you your ick pics your dilemmas your stories send something in now via email and

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