Nip Tuck - From Pans to Shagging!

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

This episode has a bit of everything in it this week, recommendations, school reports, surgery and nits?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, my loves. Hello, and welcome. Welcome to Nip Talk. Say it at the same time. One, two, three. Nip Talk, not giving a fuck. Oh, I really want to. That sounded like at school when you would do... Do they, do you know at school, do they still do a register?
Starting point is 00:00:17 Yeah. I don't know. How do they know if the kids aren't there? Are you sure? Autumn leaves when the grass is draining in. And the bum bum bum bum bum. Do you remember? And then there was a bit you used to shout. So I never forget to say a great big thank you. He's got the whole world in his pants.
Starting point is 00:00:35 He's got the whole world. And do you remember, we used to have to sing. Mate, I can't say this. He's got the wind and the rain. I used to scream it. There was a bit and it said peace in it. And I remember we used to go, peace. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Great. I remember once in my assembly, core memory, there was a boy called Sebastian. Ooh, Seb. And yeah, that name's not really one of my favourite names, do you know? I think because of this incident. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:01:01 He picked up, you know, one of those blue chairs with the hole in it. Yeah, oh yeah. And he just threw it at everyone. Oh God, well, what are we doing now? What are we doing now? Do you know, I always remember from those things, assemblies, I used to get a dead leg.
Starting point is 00:01:18 And then when I got up, I'd have pins and needles and I'd have to drag my leg out. That's a core memory. And here's another core memory for me. um once we did a talent show and we were hearsay and i was kim wherever you go yeah and we all had our heads down and i will never remember i will never forget we wearing flared trousers parachute pants yeah and remember they all look down and then one would look up and they'd go you've been saying you drive and they like bounce from leg to leg and i will never forget i was kim and i
Starting point is 00:01:43 never forget putting my head up bam to the whole thing to the whole assembly and being like you and saying you're driving me crazy and then they've got and then another one go and I haven't been around for you
Starting point is 00:01:54 do you remember it and did you think like this is my moment no and I will I can feel it now everyone looking at me I was in year six and I was the
Starting point is 00:02:01 I'm streaks in my hair and then I remember coming off and Mrs Purdy I think she was called she was like that was fantastic she was probably our age
Starting point is 00:02:09 yeah she absolutely was and she was pregnant she was probably around our age and I remember her being like Lauren that was fantastic and I just walk around the school the rest of the day like
Starting point is 00:02:18 oh i can feel it now maybe that's where my stardom began you know like teachers like i'm not like generalizing but a lot of them get bang on it i remember once i was in ibiza and we were on like the zoo project boat oh nice uh i remember the yeah i remember the outfit and we were chatting to these guys and i was like so what do you do and they were like we're policemen and they were all like well i guess people are still people whether you're a teacher what i find weird is when you look back at the teachers that were so old and like they're not like even so when my did i tell you my mum went through my my old reports and they were so bad neither of us remember them high school neither of us remember them being this
Starting point is 00:03:01 bad in fact i'm gonna have to read it out to you i forgot i actually meant to put this in the pod because i can't believe that this was even me would you be upset if theo got a bad report is that the new iphone yeah we've had this that's why i got hacked i think right so let me just my mum was going through she said i thought it'd be really lovely to go through the box of stuff and read the some of like your old reports no no not good so um having read this report this was head of year and the reason i got onto this is because i remember him missed i won't say his name he's i remember him being dead older he's my age and that's really freaked me out having read this report i'm left feeling rather frustrated by lauren she has the ability
Starting point is 00:03:42 everyone's she had that she has the ability but there are far too many comments from the teachers regarding patchy homework lapses in concentration in class inconsistency and lack of organization put together this is resulting in serious underachievement her exam results are disappointing an indicative of a lack of sufficient revision there are one or two encouraging aspects to this report which do need to be built on by lauren her improved attitude in physics and general performance in re needs to be shown across a whole range of subjects or she will not achieve any potential in year 11 so that's a shame and then there's another one that says she's perfectly capable of achieving good grades but lets herself down by showing no effort or
Starting point is 00:04:22 commitment she's had a period of illnesses um and she's completely unfocused and everybody's disappointed she has a lively personality and he's popular i've never heard a report that bad please do yourself some justice next year lauren are they they're not allowed to be that savage can i just say yeah can i just say i got three a's four b's and four c's so shut the fuck up anyway john john whoever it was anyway we totally digress but i totally forgot i wanted to read that to you yeah so my mom said she started reading it to thea and went oh let's make some cakes and then she texted me saying i am mortified i was like mom it was like it's like 20 years ago she's like i'm so embarrassed so yeah i don't remember how we got onto this school assemblies
Starting point is 00:05:05 not sure where it went you're tired because you were up early you were early for work as well today i've had a really really tough week really oh no i've had a really tough week in general tommy's just been you know is with a regression he's had a regression he's not been like great sleeping whatever it's what happens with babies it is what it is um but i've had a lot of work this week tommy's not been his best version of himself and very disappointed some periods of illness patchy sleeping tommy you've really disappointed yourself there was moments where you gave me a smile but on the whole really disappointing imagine like if you started journaling for tommy like this week i'm manifesting not shitting my pants very disappointed with you
Starting point is 00:05:58 anyway yeah i am that his report's not good this week at all um and it's left me rather frustrated because i know he's capable of much better um so it's been tough i've had a lot of work on it's been very overwhelming i really haven't got dressed most days or i've worn like really smelly stuff do you think you've been in the house a bit much i've not left the house really because i've had so much work to do and like this is when i knew it was quite what work have you had to do film a few videos with a crying i've had four videos to record on i can't tell you but it's lauren does he not have a nap no this week no so he will go to so he was ill at the beginning of the week let's give him fair like let's not let's not tarnish his character here like it's defamation
Starting point is 00:06:43 this he's been unwell um but it's so that i can imagine they're like oh but to the point where I'll put him to sleep why is my baby clenching fists he'd fall asleep and then I would think right he's flat out then you'll psych yourself up after reading your brief get him to sleep and then straight away arms out
Starting point is 00:07:02 so I've had him on my body this is why the swaddles were always a good idea I think he's too old to swaddle now I've had him on my body literally non-stop like it's been hard anyway I'm nearly through the end of the week Thea had crazy hair day well that certainly did happen in a different way which i'll tell you about in a minute so we had
Starting point is 00:07:20 crazy hair day so i had to remember to buy the hair chalks and i'm there in the morning oh it's odd sock day on i'm doing plaits monday or tuesday seven in the morning the other day doing mini plaits coloring them in for her then she came home last night um it had been a rough day i was really at the end of my tether she came home i gave her a bath got all the hair chalk out and i'm just brushing her hair through and i thought what's that she won't mind me saying because she's actually really proud of it um i'm brushing through do you know what they were touch wood because sass is i have seven in like a week basically we had nick gate in the house last night so 6 p.m brushing it through we thought what are those little beads in her hair start
Starting point is 00:07:59 looking closely i'm thinking is it from the conditioner gorgeous hair as a lot of it so i'm looking through it and i thought no no no no no no no no please no and she's moving ahead i'm going stay still so i get my camera out i've got the flashlight on her head i'm filming it send it to my friends and i was like girls what's this and they all replied nits i'm itching so she has you just made me it so she had nits don't come near me no i'm good i didn't we didn't have any walkers at least you've got no extensions yeah there was no walkers but there were eggs so i'm then trying to stay calm she's giving me the ick i wanted her to get away from me could you get to tesco no but james was on his way home ring james he's in the car
Starting point is 00:08:39 with the boys fear's got knits and they're all going nitty nora and i'm like not right now and he so he went and got the stuff there's one that you put in the foam there's one for the that you put in the bath five minutes and then there's a stinky poo poo then there's an overnight one um so i put her in the bath i told her it's because she had to go there really she was giving me the i didn't i was she i know this is awful she's my child but i didn't want to go near her my head was scratching i was like get away from tommy shoved her in the bath i thought not the golden child not the golden what the thoroughbred um no you can't i can say that um it's fine not the strong true thoroughbred so he's in the i'm not trying to separate her from him i'm
Starting point is 00:09:18 anyway i'm itching my head and i'm really stressed put her in the bath stayed at the door like right just stay there a minute and was she winding you up like coming over to you yes and i thought she'd be a bit upset about this because i remember when when we were younger yeah it was really embarrassing it was really bad there was a stigma there was a stigma behind it like like as if you were dirty but it's not it's like clean hair supposedly so i don't know why they're in theaters but it's like when people say like i was like don't worry about the boys are only mean to you because they fancy you um so put her in the bath and shut the door and was like back in a minute left her in there for an hour anyway james came back and she's like can i get out yet no so james
Starting point is 00:09:59 came back and i started the treatment so obviously put it in the head the boys are just the procedure began the procedure began then i had to get the knit comb and brushing it through i thought she'd be really upset and embarrassed about this she was like can i ring my grandma can i tell such a ringing a grandma i've got knits and i was just trying i was so angry so angry anyway did the first lot then i thought i'm gonna do the overnight treatment you can only do that on dry hair so then had to blow dry her hair put the overnight treatment in take all her bedding off boil wash get the boys do the boys did myself i didn't have any james checked but they did that thing where they go no i think oh you've got one well i didn't did that it's not funny electric comb
Starting point is 00:10:35 where it beeps i had no sense of humor at all about this situation so she goes to bed so that meant that this morning i had to get up at 5 30 because i had to shower her wash and blow dry her hair for school um and that's why my hair is tied up i haven't got knits thea hasn't got them and i wouldn't by the way i wouldn't be openly telling everybody about this if she was upset about it as soon as a friend got in the car this morning because i was on the carpool as soon as a friend got in she went can i tell her i don't know if you want she went hey i had knits last night i said everyone in the school is going to know are you bothered she was like no well don't they have to send everyone a letter so i have do you have to ring school yes yeah because she'll grasp anyway
Starting point is 00:11:12 yeah and then it looks like i've not done it school's phone line are down so i can't tell them so she's probably already told them now and they think i'm a bad mother um so yeah i had nitgate last night my first nitgate probably not going to be the last either and i'm i mean just don't come too close to me i suggest because i might have them still the shad worms yet no that's the next thing i guess she's not as a natural progression into worms so yeah that's been my um the hacking i think has been resolved there's been no more holidays booked on booking.com so they've probably used me and abused me and cast me to the side a lot of people said they have had this listen to what happened to my friend though oh my god so i actually need to ask her what
Starting point is 00:11:55 happened with that but like me forgot about it go on so she went on her photo at her calendar calendar a calendar iphone like you do every day there's this big message on it every single day act now we are going to delete all your photos so who's got into that's another hacking they packed her iCloud I think and they're basically saying if she doesn't pay oh yeah I'd be going to prison never mind screenshots of all guys I'd be going to prison never mind fucking pictures going and they basically every day she went on a reminder came up we are hacking you we are going to delete your pictures I don't know what she's done about it because I forgot to ask her so that's such a good friend anyway on to a more positive thing your little black box my black edition
Starting point is 00:12:40 don't call it little black box sorry i said it it sounded really right so basically tell us i think what we're doing as well is well i know what we're doing so patreon guys i look after you you do you come first if you are on patreon you got first access to robe black edition i'm doing it again on sunday black edition's coming out on pre-order i hope don't quote me on this edition sold out but the next batch is coming out managed to fly some in i've learned a lot about this flying and shipping boat thing very very technical yes so you've flown some inexpensive expensive but they take like about two weeks and they're about another five days to clear so i'm as as soon as the plane goes then patreon girls will get first access because it's only fair yeah then
Starting point is 00:13:39 whatever we're gonna do on black friday i'm not quite sure yet okay it's very patreon will get full first access as well so basically when you sign up for patreon you're not just getting chatting to me and lauren chatting to all the other amazing girlies so helpful so but you are also getting this by the way what the girl on patreon that's got that company called jc supplies no she has lots of perricon stuff in one one one skin sheet masks four pounds i got 10 really i think they're still on there do you want me to send you the link now do it later you'll get distracted yeah i've missed that oh do you know what they helped me the other day so a friend of mine was in a financial thing nothing bad and i literally wrote in the group guys my friend's got
Starting point is 00:14:29 this much money isn't sure what to do that and they literally saw that did you see it and they were literally like right there put it into this put it into that put it into this like this i said that i said like not just skincare girlies not just like talking about shagging there was a financial advisor giving me advice it's my friend i was like no honestly so helpful it's amazing like i saw somebody right right the other day they needed some like a family solicitor help and someone jumped on and was like i'm a family solicitor this is free help like fucking great it's honestly for six pounds a month it's absolutely it's building really really well and you get the bonus on there as well the bony oh my god i need to talk about on the bonus because
Starting point is 00:15:06 i'm gonna keep this real not under wraps but i've booked surgery booked it's booked in yes i'm gonna i'm going to talk about patreon only because i'll tell you why what i'm going to do with this particular surgery i will absolutely talk about it i will vlog it on patreon i will talk about it but i'm going abroad for it and i think the thing with that is i don't want to someone you've been to before is yes people know but i just don't want to until i am like 12 weeks out and i have the results and i still probably won't put it all over instagram because evil eye and also i don't want people to be like oh i've heard she's going there i'm going to go and book for this and get it done before right so did you listen to what Catherine Ryan was saying about us and she said
Starting point is 00:15:50 I was gonna document my whole facelift thing and say what doctor I'm going to but Ashley and Lauren said don't do that because da da da da da and now I feel like people are getting it a bit more it makes sense it's not us gatekeeping no it's not being on patreon you can figure it out yes and we do have the lists but the thing is on instagram any fucker my worry i saw she had it done with xyz so my worry is i say i'm getting it done with such and such or when i get there i say the name people can work it out if they want it's not that i'm trying to keep it but i don't want the accountability that then someone sees it i've not had the surgery yet they book surgery have it done a month after me i get bad results or a problem and they've done it off the back of me i'm not
Starting point is 00:16:34 taking that on it's giving love going to turkey and telling you they're really happy with their boobs while they're in the bandages like no i'm gonna wait and when i get to i'm still not gonna put it all over insta before that reason but i will absolutely blog i'm gonna talk about it on the on the bonus and what i'm having done and stuff and i will tell you all i'm not being a dick but i'm not putting on instagram i'm going to xyz it's too risky i don't know i almost booked a procedure this week um but i didn't so uh something to do with your head we've spoken about it don't you dare why ashley what you do not need that i do no i will no so i was about to book it no no no our friend that's had it and i was like so like um where and she was like no
Starting point is 00:17:27 it's like in that office and you're not even put to sleep so i yeah actually and it's like fully for quite a while so i said how like can i get put to sleep because i had a really bad bleph local anesthetic experience um and they came back and they were like yeah you can get put to sleep but it's an extra four grand so i was like no so i just didn't i'll put you to sleep for less you You want to see my lesson covered? I swear to you, please. I know, I was bored. Oh, fine, fine.
Starting point is 00:17:58 I was bored. Do you want my period or something? If we did measurements, I am a great candidate for it. You're not. And I'm still not because of the scarring. And Ed was like, no, darling, don't be doing that. I said that about the facelift and you got it and it was great. But no.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Anyhow. Anywho, I saw you write that in Patreon. and I thought, oh, fucking head's gone, this one. Yeah. I saw it. I saw it. I read it, and I thought, head's gone. Also, I am having today with Francesca Facialist.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Yeah. Because I know you've got to zoom off, too. I'm in a rush, rush. I'm getting laser tattoo removal. Ah. Part for procedure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, one for my procedure.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I'm having laser talks today. Haven't you already had something talks? Me so talk. you did something not long ago that was something tox no no uh so it's ipl resurfacing then uh botox pushed into your skin oh i've just had a shit on a botox shit oh i love botox i went for a top up with charlotte yesterday and so stressed and are we allowed to say botox uh anti-wrinkle yeah anti-wrinkle what the fuck ever um and yeah it's it's a great have you seen that sophia bailey's bought out her own pollies no and they're meant to be the strongest ones go on girl yeah so
Starting point is 00:19:24 she said she's sending some to charlotte and bella for us oh um and bella was like raving about them she was like they're meant they are meant to be like good for her sensational i've missed that i've done quite a lot this week so i spoke at msta shit right tell us about that so basically i trained i am like a fully qualified skin lady doctor at this time i have a phd professor stobart um and basically i went back to where i trained and they've got an amazing community so they train about 20 students a month you know kirsty and jordan and then they once they're trained because it is so hard building up a client base you can have the skill of the knowing about skin but there's so much more that goes into it than just being good at skin
Starting point is 00:20:23 exactly so there's like the business aspect of it then you need all of the marketing you need the support and confidence you need like legal help with certain things there's it's just like an all-encompassing course then you join their community as well a bit like patreon type thing Yes, and they do online talks. Oh, brilliant. You know, the Dallas esthetician. By the way, she's just got divorced. We nearly met her.
Starting point is 00:20:52 We nearly met her. She's coming back maybe, I think, as well. She's stunning. And her page is just so good for all things skin. So they do like online masterclasses. Then you've got the support of like one-to-one business meets, all that kind of stuff. so i went back in to talk to a couple of their students and i did a facial as well someone won
Starting point is 00:21:16 a competition to have a facial with me i did a milk peel and i just really enjoyed it i really enjoyed it i hate working with um i to say i did lip blush to say i was a beauty therapist i hate i love it providing a service to the public no i love it um it drains me stops my brain from because i'm in the moment and i can't think about anything else he's does that to me and i really hyper focus yeah i get that everything else goes away like at home yeah i can do work on my laptop and what have you but your phone could ring the doorbell oh my god yeah in that moment when i shut the clinic door and there and i'm like right you focus i love it yeah i get what i was thinking the other day when i go to pilates i would say that's the only time when genuinely
Starting point is 00:22:03 for an hour nothing because i'm too busy fucking concentrating not to fall over in that hour i don't think about anything it's the only time no matter what i'm doing i'm always thinking about other stuff what do you want to do at the weekend oh so at the weekend i'm going to ashley's for the day oh sarah said to me as well this morning she was like uh what time does tommy like have his naps and feeds and stuff and i went no sarah is lauren she was like i just want to make sure that it's all like okay yeah naps not so much maybe i think he'll nap in the car on the way or he'll scream all he has done this week every time i get in the car what we were on the phone yesterday right and how much was i losing my shit yeah and every time i do the school run every time i nip
Starting point is 00:22:49 to somewhere which is why i've not left the house he cries in the car and i was on the phone to ashley we just set off and he was like and she was like i'm going now because nobody needs to listen to this and then the whole way to the school run so ed's at the rugby on saturday all night and day such dicks aren't they they just fuck off and leave so i think me and lauren will be able to grab two hours together on our own so i'm going to ashley's house i've only got tommy he's actually not shall we go to like a pub we've got options we either so we drop tommy with sarah then we either go to space and you can come in on my guest pass and we can have lunch sauna i think that might be nice you know i feel like you've not done that for ages i've not done
Starting point is 00:23:35 anything right do you want to do that then crying but the thing is they've got that splash club thing that's on till about 12 o'clock can we not be not in the splash bit in the sauna they don't the kids don't go in the sauna bit right yeah but there'll still be kids there we'll figure out when you arrive but bring your swimming costume you know i'm gonna forget it and well i've got some it's fine um right okay so we're doing something saturday we're gonna spend the day together because we were messaging each other and ashley was like it's fucking off and i was like james so we decided so what buggy will you bring for him and stuff you i this is too much i don't know I'll think about that
Starting point is 00:24:14 on Saturday morning don't forget your bottles and bits and bats bock bock bock bock I hate that word so the doona
Starting point is 00:24:24 the doona yeah I must remember to get that off James yeah I'll bring the doona bring his bottles he's actually the most happy
Starting point is 00:24:32 smiliest baby it's just he's had a rough week he's had a rough week he's actually very very chill she'll be fine with him I'm sure and if not
Starting point is 00:24:40 I won't be there so loads of black friday sales have started already guys victoria beckham went fully in today is the foundation in yeah 20 off oh i'm gonna get it then i've been holding out just 100 quid i was just like oh i cannot 104 pounds i just couldn't it's very you right i need to try it then i'll do it while there's a discount maybe try it when you come around to mine at the weekend oh yeah yes i really like her makeup but guys did you see that story that i put on this morning about the serum don't think i've been on this morning so
Starting point is 00:25:20 remember christina when we did the podcast with nadine bagger and she was saying that basically one of the best things you can use is skinsuiticles vitamin c serum yes and she said but the patent is up i don't know what that so whatever's basically whatever is in it like they have decided not to renew or i don't know something to do with that so it can be and she said so now that patent is going to be duped by anyone it's anyone's fair game so super drug have bought a range of serums out and they're ranged between like 9 and 16 pounds fantastic no um they have done a test on the vitamin c plus serum and it's 13 pounds and it's scientifically is the exact same the pts it's fab but anyway so i saw this thing about it so i've like repost it
Starting point is 00:26:24 i'm gonna go and buy them all to try well at the minute it's buy one get one half price you could get two serums for 20 pounds so here's my idea you buy yours buy me one and i'll get mine at half price yeah well i think there's a super drug on the retail part by me i'll go in and see what's left to be fair i feel like it will sell out yeah from that you should have bought it before you shared it really like that's the rule fuck's sake that's the influencer rule you put it in your own basket first like come on yeah after number one hon um and then also what are the questions can we say yeah you had a shoot at cut and craft had a shoot at cut and craft uh the pictures have just come back now so they're really good all around black box and duo box
Starting point is 00:27:11 so duo box is a gorgeous gift box with a face and a body in it that i was wondering when something like that was going to happen because i feel like if you want to try but it like makes sense to have both in one place and very good for christmas gifts what have you got on your black friday shopping list nothing i want another one of those g-tech hoovers do you know they are so i was thinking about that the other day i want one for upstairs and one for down i gave my mom one yeah and i was thinking how i could take that back or is it too late now to be like give me that back now um probably anyway we've been then i want to get all new pans i've got my eye on the hex pans and the r place right right it's the hex pans gordon ramsay yeah right this has caused a
Starting point is 00:28:01 real problem in my house because for once um i wasn't right and i'm not going to admit it to him but he won't listen to this right so he wanted the gordon ramsay hex pans they're expensive and they're ugly sorry they're meant to be incredible they're non-toxic they're meant to be incredible are they non-toxic let me yes they are because james wouldn't have said it so i however wanted the aesthetically pleasing our place pans that are gorgeous colors the beige matches are whatever and we had this argument over which ones to go for i told him at the time they're probably not even that good just because gordon ramsay put his name to it you're assuming it's great well i'm sorry but do you make a difference yes well they make it and also like as you get older what is
Starting point is 00:28:46 there to do fucking eat and sleep so you need a good nap mattress and you need good pans the beige our place the marketing is lovely so anyway we've got the our place ones and then get the hex they're fine but they do scratch a bit they do james basically james said i knew i was right shouldn't have listened to you you don't cook anyway we're getting the hex ones so they sell them in costco if anyone sees them in costco let me know so actually that's a fair point i might put on my black friday list um the kids need a new mattress that might be a good present for for James I'll buy him some
Starting point is 00:29:23 seeing as you wanted them that fucking much open them on Christmas day hun it's Ed's birthday do you know what I'm thinking of doing for James for Christmas
Starting point is 00:29:29 again he won't listen to this so because he's too worried that I might talk about shagging someone in the past so he just doesn't listen now
Starting point is 00:29:35 on to the next subject who we've shagged in the past our fated link ranking our best and worst shags let me get my scroll out
Starting point is 00:29:43 brrrrr from pans to shagging so you never know with us so he just doesn't really listen anymore pants to fight because he could be sat there listening like yeah this is cute and then all of a sudden i go once i gave someone a blow job and he's like the radio goes up so anyway i have you seen estelle manor yeah i really i can i really want to go and i was
Starting point is 00:30:05 thinking of booking two nights but he's so fucking expensive and it's far away okay so i might get him that number one it's really far away okay so um amy and bro gonna burn right and they filled me in on it and basically there is e like there's either groups of like finance bros and their wives on like full-on like large daughter like um like um which is fine yeah or families with kids and it's just a bit of a weird um divide there's no middle then um all the activities that they have that are extra chargeable. I won't be doing any activities. I can't ride a bike.
Starting point is 00:30:46 So when they say like, oh, and we've got this restaurant, then it's like an extra X per head. Or we've got, we have like falconry. And that was like £400. The spa looks sensational. Very expensive as well.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Because when you get to the end, because I've had a little look, because I thought we'll go on some arse end date of nowhere when it's cheaper. And I had a look and you had to add the spa on, yeah, at the car.
Starting point is 00:31:09 And it was, I can't remember how much, but it was like a hundred. It was a lot more. Yeah, just to walk into the spa. Yeah. It's very expensive. It just looks nice.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Sophie's just been in the pictures, looking really nice. It does look amazing. It does. But a long way away. Maybe I'll do Grantley Hall instead. But there's also that other one called Saltmore that's meant to be gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:31:29 That's another one on my list. It's not too far, that. Maybe I'll go there. Maybe I'll do that and then maybe upgrade it a little bit. Yeah, that's meant to be really nice. And because I think it's quite new and small-ish. Do you want to collab with me, anyone that works at Saltmore?
Starting point is 00:31:46 Yeah, I don't think Estelle Manor are going to want me to collab. So, yeah, I think I'm going to do that. What are you doing for Ed? Have you thought of anything? Yeah, I'm putting the new AirPods for... Oh, such a boy thing, isn't it? Yeah. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:31:57 And, like, they can translate, like, they've got... They do live translation. The translation. Yeah. So, if you go on a business trip to, say, China, you can... Yeah, Katie had them when she went on a hair trip somewhere So I got him the new AirPods Then I got him some AirTags
Starting point is 00:32:15 Because like for his golf clubs You could just put them on him I'm not arsed where he is As long as he's not bothering you As long as my credit card bill's getting paid I'm not one bit arsed where he is So yeah I got him that
Starting point is 00:32:31 And then I'll probably buy him some art Oh quick one I have just bought James Just as a gift because I'm fucking really nice a few off-white pieces like from flannels was it end clothing guys the flannel sale my friend was showing me the other day there was a tom ford leather jacket reduced from four grand to five where the bloody hell did i get it from i think it might have been flannels i don't know if it was um it'll be end or flannel anyway it was some of it because it's bloody expensive but it's really
Starting point is 00:33:04 nice some of the bits so i got him some stuff and it was a lot cheaper so if you want to get you fellas some bits now have you got any nice clothes you bits yes but we're running out of time so let's just i'm winking at i like doing this weird twitch let's throw it over um i think i think we've really gone on saskia and thea's birthdays as well so we need to on the bonus we'll talk about what we bought them nothing that's quick no but ideas she wants yeah i'll tell you yeah it's really cute actually she's um she's getting her ears pierced so oh my god the way you slagged me off snowy had her job these years i've made thea wait till she is eight and i'm i wanted to wait till 10 which keeps asking me and i was like
Starting point is 00:33:46 right guys we'll see you over on the bonus or next week bye We'll see you next time.

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