Nip Tuck - From Pans to Shagging!
Episode Date: November 12, 2025This episode has a bit of everything in it this week, recommendations, school reports, surgery and nits? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
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Hello, my loves.
Hello, and welcome.
Welcome to Nip Talk.
Say it at the same time. One, two, three.
Nip Talk, not giving a fuck.
Oh, I really want to.
That sounded like at school when you would do...
Do they, do you know at school, do they still do a register?
Yeah.
I don't know. How do they know if the kids aren't there?
Are you sure?
Autumn leaves when the grass is draining in.
And the bum bum bum bum bum.
Do you remember? And then there was a bit you used to shout.
So I never forget to say a great big thank you.
He's got the whole world in his pants.
He's got the whole world.
And do you remember, we used to have to sing.
Mate, I can't say this.
He's got the wind and the rain.
I used to scream it.
There was a bit and it said peace in it.
And I remember we used to go, peace.
Anyway.
Great.
I remember once in my assembly, core memory,
there was a boy called Sebastian.
Ooh, Seb.
And yeah, that name's not really one of my favourite names,
do you know?
I think because of this incident.
Yeah, probably.
He picked up, you know, one of those blue chairs
with the hole in it.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And he just threw it at everyone.
Oh God, well, what are we doing now?
What are we doing now?
Do you know, I always remember from those things, assemblies,
I used to get a dead leg.
And then when I got up, I'd have pins and needles
and I'd have to drag my leg out.
That's a core memory.
And here's another core memory for me.
um once we did a talent show and we were hearsay and i was kim wherever you go yeah and we all had
our heads down and i will never remember i will never forget we wearing flared trousers parachute
pants yeah and remember they all look down and then one would look up and they'd go you've been
saying you drive and they like bounce from leg to leg and i will never forget i was kim and i
never forget putting my head up bam to the whole thing to the whole assembly and being like you
and saying
you're driving me crazy
and then they've got
and then another one
go
and I haven't been around
for you
do you remember it
and did you think like
this is my moment
no and I will
I can feel it now
everyone looking at me
I was in year six
and I was the
I'm streaks in my hair
and then I remember
coming off
and Mrs Purdy
I think she was called
she was like
that was fantastic
she was probably our age
yeah she absolutely was
and she was pregnant
she was probably around our age
and I remember her being like
Lauren that was fantastic
and I just
walk around the school
the rest of the day like
oh i can feel it now maybe that's where my stardom began you know like teachers like
i'm not like generalizing but a lot of them get bang on it
i remember once i was in ibiza and we were on like the zoo project boat oh nice uh i remember
the yeah i remember the outfit and we were chatting to these guys and i was like so what
do you do and they were like we're policemen and they were all like well i guess people are still
people whether you're a teacher what i find weird is when you look back at the teachers that were so
old and like they're not like even so when my did i tell you my mum went through my my old reports
and they were so bad neither of us remember them high school neither of us remember them being this
bad in fact i'm gonna have to read it out to you i forgot i actually meant to put this in the pod
because i can't believe that this was even me would you be upset if theo got a bad report is
that the new iphone yeah we've had this that's why i got hacked i think right so let me just
my mum was going through she said i thought it'd be really lovely to go through the box of stuff
and read the some of like your old reports no no not good so um having read this report this
was head of year and the reason i got onto this is because i remember him missed i won't say his
name he's i remember him being dead older he's my age and that's really freaked me out having
read this report i'm left feeling rather frustrated by lauren she has the ability
everyone's she had that she has the ability but there are far too many comments from the teachers
regarding patchy homework lapses in concentration in class inconsistency and lack of organization
put together this is resulting in serious underachievement her exam results are disappointing
an indicative of a lack of sufficient revision there are one or two encouraging aspects to this
report which do need to be built on by lauren her improved attitude in physics and general
performance in re needs to be shown across a whole range of subjects or she will not
achieve any potential in year 11 so that's a shame and then there's another one that says
she's perfectly capable of achieving good grades but lets herself down by showing no effort or
commitment she's had a period of illnesses um and she's completely unfocused and everybody's
disappointed she has a lively personality and he's popular i've never heard a report that bad
please do yourself some justice next year lauren are they they're not allowed to be that savage
can i just say yeah can i just say i got three a's four b's and four c's so shut the fuck up
anyway john john whoever it was anyway we totally digress but i totally forgot i wanted to read that
to you yeah so my mom said she started reading it to thea and went oh let's make some cakes
and then she texted me saying i am mortified i was like mom it was like it's like 20 years ago
she's like i'm so embarrassed so yeah i don't remember how we got onto this school assemblies
not sure where it went you're tired because you were up early you were early for work as well
today i've had a really really tough week really oh no i've had a really tough week in general
tommy's just been you know is with a regression he's had a regression he's not been like great
sleeping whatever it's what happens with babies it is what it is um but i've had a lot of work
this week tommy's not been his best version of himself and very disappointed some periods of
illness patchy sleeping tommy you've really disappointed yourself there was moments where
you gave me a smile but on the whole really disappointing imagine like if you started
journaling for tommy like this week i'm manifesting not shitting my pants very disappointed with you
anyway yeah i am that his report's not good this week at all um and it's left me rather frustrated
because i know he's capable of much better um so it's been tough i've had a lot of work on it's
been very overwhelming i really haven't got dressed most days or i've worn like really smelly
stuff do you think you've been in the house a bit much i've not left the house really because i've
had so much work to do and like this is when i knew it was quite what work have you had to do
film a few videos with a crying i've had four videos to record on i can't tell you but it's
lauren does he not have a nap no this week no so he will go to so he was ill at the beginning of
the week let's give him fair like let's not let's not tarnish his character here like it's defamation
this he's been unwell um but it's so that i can imagine they're like oh but to the point where
I'll put him to sleep
why is my baby clenching fists
he'd fall asleep and then I would think right
he's flat out
then you'll psych yourself up after reading your brief
get him to sleep and then straight away
arms out
so I've had him on my body
this is why the swaddles were always a good idea
I think he's too old to swaddle now
I've had him on my body
literally non-stop like it's been hard
anyway I'm nearly through the end of the week
Thea had crazy hair day
well that certainly did happen in a different way which i'll tell you about in a minute so we had
crazy hair day so i had to remember to buy the hair chalks and i'm there in the morning oh it's
odd sock day on i'm doing plaits monday or tuesday seven in the morning the other day doing mini
plaits coloring them in for her then she came home last night um it had been a rough day i was really
at the end of my tether she came home i gave her a bath got all the hair chalk out and i'm just
brushing her hair through and i thought what's that she won't mind me saying because she's
actually really proud of it um i'm brushing through do you know what they were touch wood
because sass is i have seven in like a week basically we had nick gate in the house last
night so 6 p.m brushing it through we thought what are those little beads in her hair start
looking closely i'm thinking is it from the conditioner gorgeous hair as a lot of it so i'm
looking through it and i thought no no no no no no no no please no and she's moving ahead i'm going
stay still so i get my camera out i've got the flashlight on her head i'm filming it
send it to my friends and i was like girls what's this and they all replied
nits i'm itching so she has you just made me it so she had nits don't come near me no i'm good
i didn't we didn't have any walkers at least you've got no extensions yeah there was no walkers
but there were eggs so i'm then trying to stay calm she's giving me the ick i wanted her to get
away from me could you get to tesco no but james was on his way home ring james he's in the car
with the boys fear's got knits and they're all going nitty nora and i'm like not right now
and he so he went and got the stuff there's one that you put in the foam there's one for the that
you put in the bath five minutes and then there's a stinky poo poo then there's an overnight one
um so i put her in the bath i told her it's because she had to go there really she was giving
me the i didn't i was she i know this is awful she's my child but i didn't want to go near her
my head was scratching i was like get away from tommy shoved her in the bath i thought not the
golden child not the golden what the thoroughbred um no you can't i can say that um it's fine
not the strong true thoroughbred so he's in the i'm not trying to separate her from him i'm
anyway i'm itching my head and i'm really stressed put her in the bath stayed at the door like right
just stay there a minute and was she winding you up like coming over to you yes and i thought she'd
be a bit upset about this because i remember when when we were younger yeah it was really
embarrassing it was really bad there was a stigma there was a stigma behind it like like as if you
were dirty but it's not it's like clean hair supposedly so i don't know why they're in theaters
but it's like when people say like i was like don't worry about the boys are only mean to you
because they fancy you um so put her in the bath and shut the door and was like back in a minute
left her in there for an hour anyway james came back and she's like can i get out yet no so james
came back and i started the treatment so obviously put it in the head the boys are just the procedure
began the procedure began then i had to get the knit comb and brushing it through i thought she'd
be really upset and embarrassed about this she was like can i ring my grandma can i tell such
a ringing a grandma i've got knits and i was just trying i was so angry so angry anyway did the first
lot then i thought i'm gonna do the overnight treatment you can only do that on dry hair so
then had to blow dry her hair put the overnight treatment in take all her bedding off boil wash
get the boys do the boys did myself i didn't have any james checked but they did that thing where
they go no i think oh you've got one well i didn't did that it's not funny electric comb
where it beeps i had no sense of humor at all about this situation so she goes to bed so that
meant that this morning i had to get up at 5 30 because i had to shower her wash and blow dry her
hair for school um and that's why my hair is tied up i haven't got knits thea hasn't got them and i
wouldn't by the way i wouldn't be openly telling everybody about this if she was upset about it
as soon as a friend got in the car this morning because i was on the carpool as soon as a friend
got in she went can i tell her i don't know if you want she went hey i had knits last night i said
everyone in the school is going to know are you bothered she was like no well don't they have to
send everyone a letter so i have do you have to ring school yes yeah because she'll grasp anyway
yeah and then it looks like i've not done it school's phone line are down so i can't tell
them so she's probably already told them now and they think i'm a bad mother um so yeah i had
nitgate last night my first nitgate probably not going to be the last either and i'm i mean just
don't come too close to me i suggest because i might have them still the shad worms yet no that's
the next thing i guess she's not as a natural progression into worms so yeah that's been my
um the hacking i think has been resolved there's been no more holidays booked on booking.com so
they've probably used me and abused me and cast me to the side a lot of people said they have had
this listen to what happened to my friend though oh my god so i actually need to ask her what
happened with that but like me forgot about it go on so she went on her photo at her calendar
calendar a calendar iphone like you do every day there's this big message on it every single day
act now we are going to delete all your photos so who's got into that's another hacking they
packed her iCloud I think and they're basically saying if she doesn't pay oh yeah I'd be going
to prison never mind screenshots of all guys I'd be going to prison never mind fucking pictures
going and they basically every day she went on a reminder came up we are hacking you we are going
to delete your pictures I don't know what she's done about it because I forgot to ask her so that's
such a good friend anyway on to a more positive thing your little black box my black edition
don't call it little black box sorry i said it it sounded really right so basically tell us i think
what we're doing as well is well i know what we're doing so patreon guys i look after you you do you
come first if you are on patreon you got first access to robe black edition i'm doing it again
on sunday black edition's coming out on pre-order i hope don't quote me on this edition sold out
but the next batch is coming out managed to fly some in i've learned a lot about this flying and
shipping boat thing very very technical yes so you've flown some inexpensive expensive
but they take like about two weeks and they're about another five days to clear so i'm as as
soon as the plane goes then patreon girls will get first access because it's only fair yeah then
whatever we're gonna do on black friday i'm not quite sure yet okay it's very patreon will get
full first access as well so basically when you sign up for patreon you're not just getting
chatting to me and lauren chatting to all the other amazing girlies so helpful so but you are
also getting this by the way what the girl on patreon that's got that company called jc supplies
no she has lots of perricon stuff in one one one skin sheet masks four pounds i got 10 really i
think they're still on there do you want me to send you the link now do it later you'll get
distracted yeah i've missed that oh do you know what they helped me the other day so a friend of
mine was in a financial thing nothing bad and i literally wrote in the group guys my friend's got
this much money isn't sure what to do that and they literally saw that did you see it and they
were literally like right there put it into this put it into that put it into this like this i said
that i said like not just skincare girlies not just like talking about shagging there was a
financial advisor giving me advice it's my friend i was like no honestly so helpful it's amazing
like i saw somebody right right the other day they needed some like a family solicitor help
and someone jumped on and was like i'm a family solicitor this is free help like fucking great
it's honestly for six pounds a month it's absolutely it's building really really well
and you get the bonus on there as well the bony oh my god i need to talk about on the bonus because
i'm gonna keep this real not under wraps but i've booked surgery booked it's booked in yes i'm gonna
i'm going to talk about patreon only because i'll tell you why what i'm going to do with this
particular surgery i will absolutely talk about it i will vlog it on patreon i will talk about it
but i'm going abroad for it and i think the thing with that is i don't want to someone you've been
to before is yes people know but i just don't want to until i am like 12 weeks out and i have
the results and i still probably won't put it all over instagram because evil eye and also i don't
want people to be like oh i've heard she's going there i'm going to go and book for this and get
it done before right so did you listen to what Catherine Ryan was saying about us and she said
I was gonna document my whole facelift thing and say what doctor I'm going to but Ashley and Lauren
said don't do that because da da da da da and now I feel like people are getting it a bit more it
makes sense it's not us gatekeeping no it's not being on patreon you can figure it out yes and we
do have the lists but the thing is on instagram any fucker my worry i saw she had it done with
xyz so my worry is i say i'm getting it done with such and such or when i get there i say the name
people can work it out if they want it's not that i'm trying to keep it but i don't want the
accountability that then someone sees it i've not had the surgery yet they book surgery have it done
a month after me i get bad results or a problem and they've done it off the back of me i'm not
taking that on it's giving love going to turkey and telling you they're really happy with their
boobs while they're in the bandages like no i'm gonna wait and when i get to i'm still not gonna
put it all over insta before that reason but i will absolutely blog i'm gonna talk about it on
the on the bonus and what i'm having done and stuff and i will tell you all i'm not being a
dick but i'm not putting on instagram i'm going to xyz it's too risky i don't know i almost booked
a procedure this week um but i didn't so uh something to do with your head we've spoken
about it don't you dare why ashley what you do not need that i do no i will no so i was about
to book it no no no our friend that's had it and i was like so like um where and she was like no
it's like in that office and you're not even put to sleep so i yeah actually and it's like fully
for quite a while so i said how like can i get put to sleep because i had a really bad bleph local
anesthetic experience um and they came back and they were like yeah you can get put to sleep but
it's an extra four grand so i was like no so i just didn't i'll put you to sleep for less you
You want to see my lesson covered?
I swear to you, please.
I know, I was bored.
Oh, fine, fine.
I was bored.
Do you want my period or something?
If we did measurements, I am a great candidate for it.
You're not.
And I'm still not because of the scarring.
And Ed was like, no, darling, don't be doing that.
I said that about the facelift and you got it and it was great.
But no.
Anyhow.
Anywho, I saw you write that in Patreon.
and I thought, oh, fucking head's gone, this one.
Yeah.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I read it, and I thought, head's gone.
Also, I am having today with Francesca Facialist.
Yeah.
Because I know you've got to zoom off, too.
I'm in a rush, rush.
I'm getting laser tattoo removal.
Ah.
Part for procedure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, one for my procedure.
I'm having laser talks today.
Haven't you already had something talks?
Me so talk.
you did something not long ago that was something tox no no uh so it's ipl resurfacing then uh
botox pushed into your skin oh i've just had a shit on a botox shit oh i love botox i went for
a top up with charlotte yesterday and so stressed and are we allowed to say botox uh anti-wrinkle
yeah anti-wrinkle what the fuck ever um and yeah it's it's a great have you seen that sophia
bailey's bought out her own pollies no and they're meant to be the strongest ones go on girl yeah so
she said she's sending some to charlotte and bella for us oh um and bella was like raving about them
she was like they're meant they are meant to be like good for her sensational i've missed that
i've done quite a lot this week so i spoke at msta shit right tell us about that so basically
i trained i am like a fully qualified skin lady doctor at this time i have a phd professor
stobart um and basically i went back to where i trained and they've got an amazing community so
they train about 20 students a month you know kirsty and jordan and then they once they're
trained because it is so hard building up a client base you can have the skill of the
knowing about skin but there's so much more that goes into it than just being good at skin
exactly so there's like the business aspect of it then you need all of the marketing you need
the support and confidence you need like legal help with certain things there's it's just like
an all-encompassing course then you join their community as well a bit like patreon type thing
Yes, and they do online talks.
Oh, brilliant.
You know, the Dallas esthetician.
By the way, she's just got divorced.
We nearly met her.
We nearly met her.
She's coming back maybe, I think, as well.
She's stunning.
And her page is just so good for all things skin.
So they do like online masterclasses.
Then you've got the support of like one-to-one business meets,
all that kind of stuff.
so i went back in to talk to a couple of their students and i did a facial as well someone won
a competition to have a facial with me i did a milk peel and i just really enjoyed it i really
enjoyed it i hate working with um i to say i did lip blush to say i was a beauty therapist i
hate i love it providing a service to the public no i love it um it drains me stops my brain
from because i'm in the moment and i can't think about anything else he's does that to me and i
really hyper focus yeah i get that everything else goes away like at home yeah i can do work
on my laptop and what have you but your phone could ring the doorbell oh my god yeah in that
moment when i shut the clinic door and there and i'm like right you focus i love it yeah i get what
i was thinking the other day when i go to pilates i would say that's the only time when genuinely
for an hour nothing because i'm too busy fucking concentrating not to fall over in that hour i
don't think about anything it's the only time no matter what i'm doing i'm always thinking about
other stuff what do you want to do at the weekend oh so at the weekend i'm going to ashley's for the
day oh sarah said to me as well this morning she was like uh what time does tommy like have his
naps and feeds and stuff and i went no sarah is lauren she was like i just want to make sure that
it's all like okay yeah naps not so much maybe i think he'll nap in the car on the way or he'll
scream all he has done this week every time i get in the car what we were on the phone yesterday
right and how much was i losing my shit yeah and every time i do the school run every time i nip
to somewhere which is why i've not left the house he cries in the car and i was on the phone to
ashley we just set off and he was like and she was like i'm going now because nobody needs to
listen to this and then the whole way to the school run so ed's at the rugby on saturday
all night and day such dicks aren't they they just fuck off and leave so i think me and lauren
will be able to grab two hours together on our own so i'm going to ashley's house i've only got
tommy he's actually not shall we go to like a pub we've got options we either so we drop tommy
with sarah then we either go to space and you can come in on my guest pass and we can have lunch
sauna i think that might be nice you know i feel like you've not done that for ages i've not done
anything right do you want to do that then crying but the thing is they've got that splash club
thing that's on till about 12 o'clock can we not be not in the splash bit in the sauna they don't
the kids don't go in the sauna bit right yeah but there'll still be kids there we'll figure out when
you arrive but bring your swimming costume you know i'm gonna forget it and well i've got some
it's fine um right okay so we're doing something saturday we're gonna spend the day together because
we were messaging each other and ashley was like it's fucking off and i was like james
so we decided so what buggy will you bring for him and stuff you i this is too much i don't know
I'll think about that
on Saturday morning
don't forget your bottles
and bits and bats
bock bock
bock bock
I hate that word
so
the doona
the doona
yeah
I must remember
to get that off James
yeah I'll bring the doona
bring his bottles
he's actually
the most happy
smiliest baby
it's just
he's had a rough week
he's had a rough week
he's actually very very chill
she'll be fine with him
I'm sure
and if not
I won't be there
so
loads of black friday sales have started already guys
victoria beckham went fully in today is the foundation in yeah 20 off oh i'm gonna get it
then i've been holding out just 100 quid i was just like oh i cannot 104 pounds i just couldn't
it's very you right i need to try it then i'll do it while there's a discount maybe try it when
you come around to mine at the weekend oh yeah yes i really like her makeup but guys did you see
that story that i put on this morning about the serum don't think i've been on this morning so
remember christina when we did the podcast with nadine bagger and she was saying that basically
one of the best things you can use is skinsuiticles vitamin c serum yes and she said
but the patent is up i don't know what that so whatever's basically whatever is in it
like they have decided not to renew or i don't know something to do with that so it can be and
she said so now that patent is going to be duped by anyone it's anyone's fair game so super drug
have bought a range of serums out and they're ranged between like 9 and 16 pounds fantastic
no um they have done a test on the vitamin c plus serum and it's 13 pounds and it's scientifically
is the exact same the pts it's fab but anyway so i saw this thing about it so i've like repost it
i'm gonna go and buy them all to try well at the minute it's buy one get one half price
you could get two serums for 20 pounds so here's my idea you buy yours buy me one and i'll get
mine at half price yeah well i think there's a super drug on the retail part by me i'll go in
and see what's left to be fair i feel like it will sell out yeah from that you should have bought it
before you shared it really like that's the rule fuck's sake that's the influencer rule you put it
in your own basket first like come on yeah after number one hon um and then also what are the
questions can we say yeah you had a shoot at cut and craft had a shoot at cut and craft uh the
pictures have just come back now so they're really good all around black box and duo box
so duo box is a gorgeous gift box with a face and a body in it that i was wondering when something
like that was going to happen because i feel like if you want to try but it like makes sense to have
both in one place and very good for christmas gifts what have you got on your black friday
shopping list nothing i want another one of those g-tech hoovers do you know they are so
i was thinking about that the other day i want one for upstairs and one for down i gave my mom one
yeah and i was thinking how i could take that back or is it too late now to be like give me
that back now um probably anyway we've been then i want to get all new pans i've got my eye on the
hex pans and the r place right right it's the hex pans gordon ramsay yeah right this has caused a
real problem in my house because for once um i wasn't right and i'm not going to admit it to him
but he won't listen to this right so he wanted the gordon ramsay hex pans they're expensive and
they're ugly sorry they're meant to be incredible they're non-toxic they're meant to be incredible
are they non-toxic let me yes they are because james wouldn't have said it so i however wanted
the aesthetically pleasing our place pans that are gorgeous colors the beige matches are whatever
and we had this argument over which ones to go for i told him at the time they're probably not
even that good just because gordon ramsay put his name to it you're assuming it's great well i'm
sorry but do you make a difference yes well they make it and also like as you get older what is
there to do fucking eat and sleep so you need a good nap mattress and you need good pans the beige
our place the marketing is lovely so anyway we've got the our place ones and then get the hex
they're fine but they do scratch a bit they do james basically james said i knew i was right
shouldn't have listened to you you don't cook anyway we're getting the hex ones so they sell
them in costco if anyone sees them in costco let me know so actually that's a fair point i might
put on my black friday list um the kids need a new mattress that might be a good present for
for James
I'll buy him some
seeing as you wanted
them that fucking much
open them on Christmas day
hun
it's Ed's birthday
do you know what
I'm thinking of doing
for James for Christmas
again he won't listen
to this
so because he's too
worried that I might
talk about shagging
someone in the past
so he just doesn't
listen now
on to the next subject
who we've shagged
in the past
our fated link
ranking our best
and worst shags
let me get my scroll
out
brrrrr
from pans to shagging
so you never know
with us
so he just doesn't
really listen anymore pants to fight because he could be sat there listening like yeah this is
cute and then all of a sudden i go once i gave someone a blow job and he's like the radio goes
up so anyway i have you seen estelle manor yeah i really i can i really want to go and i was
thinking of booking two nights but he's so fucking expensive and it's far away okay so i might get
him that number one it's really far away okay so um amy and bro gonna burn right and they filled
me in on it and basically there is e like there's either groups of like finance bros and their wives
on like full-on like large daughter like um like um which is fine yeah or families with kids and
it's just a bit of a weird um divide there's no middle then um all the activities that they have
that are extra chargeable.
I won't be doing any activities.
I can't ride a bike.
So when they say like,
oh, and we've got this restaurant,
then it's like an extra X per head.
Or we've got,
we have like falconry.
And that was like £400.
The spa looks sensational.
Very expensive as well.
Because when you get to the end,
because I've had a little look,
because I thought we'll go
on some arse end date of nowhere
when it's cheaper.
And I had a look
and you had to add the spa on,
yeah, at the car.
And it was,
I can't remember how much,
but it was like a hundred.
It was a lot more.
Yeah, just to walk into the spa.
Yeah.
It's very expensive.
It just looks nice.
Sophie's just been in the pictures,
looking really nice.
It does look amazing.
It does.
But a long way away.
Maybe I'll do Grantley Hall instead.
But there's also that other one called Saltmore
that's meant to be gorgeous.
That's another one on my list.
It's not too far, that.
Maybe I'll go there.
Maybe I'll do that
and then maybe upgrade it a little bit.
Yeah, that's meant to be really nice.
And because I think it's quite new and small-ish.
Do you want to collab with me, anyone that works at Saltmore?
Yeah, I don't think Estelle Manor are going to want me to collab.
So, yeah, I think I'm going to do that.
What are you doing for Ed?
Have you thought of anything?
Yeah, I'm putting the new AirPods for...
Oh, such a boy thing, isn't it?
Yeah.
Perfect.
And, like, they can translate, like, they've got...
They do live translation.
The translation.
Yeah.
So, if you go on a business trip to, say, China, you can...
Yeah, Katie had them when she went on a hair trip somewhere
So I got him the new AirPods
Then I got him some AirTags
Because like for his golf clubs
You could just put them on him
I'm not arsed where he is
As long as he's not bothering you
As long as my credit card bill's getting paid
I'm not one bit arsed where he is
So yeah
I got him that
And then I'll probably buy him some art
Oh quick one
I have just bought James
Just as a gift because I'm fucking really nice
a few off-white pieces like from flannels was it end clothing guys the flannel sale my friend was
showing me the other day there was a tom ford leather jacket reduced from four grand to five
where the bloody hell did i get it from i think it might have been flannels i don't know if it was
um it'll be end or flannel anyway it was some of it because it's bloody expensive but it's really
nice some of the bits so i got him some stuff and it was a lot cheaper so if you want to get
you fellas some bits now have you got any nice clothes you bits yes but we're running out of
time so let's just i'm winking at i like doing this weird twitch let's throw it over um i think
i think we've really gone on saskia and thea's birthdays as well so we need to on the bonus
we'll talk about what we bought them nothing that's quick no but ideas she wants yeah i'll
tell you yeah it's really cute actually she's um she's getting her ears pierced so oh my god
the way you slagged me off snowy had her job these years i've made thea wait till she is
eight and i'm i wanted to wait till 10 which keeps asking me and i was like
right guys we'll see you over on the bonus or next week bye
We'll see you next time.
