Nip Tuck - Get your Squirrel done!

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

We react to the crazy comments on our backstreet bleph video! And hear why Lauren thought her waters had broken!If you want BONUS episodes each week you can subscribe on Apple or sign up to our Patreon - patreon.com/niptuckpod Get in touch with the show - EMAIL - [e-mail] WHATSAPP - 07418 610097INSTAGRAM/TIKTOK - @niptuckpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hi and welcome to Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F**k. So. Hello guys, happy Wednesday darlings. Happy Wednesday. We hope you've enjoyed our Katherine Ryan episode. We just need to talk about that first because we recorded... Oh, sorry. Is that a sale? A sale.

Love that. Ring the bell. Because basically we recorded it such a long time ago. We did, yeah. What, like a month ago? six weeks i'm gonna early march it was a while ago yeah ages ago and we came in on a saturday it's an extra she is lovely so let's set the scene a little bit because i do think i love when i hear like about the background of stuff so we met her turn your phone on silent so we met her on a

saturday the studio isn't normally open so we had to come through the back doors right yeah she was just there at the back doors in a long what they called coated coat dead normal just stood there no entourage no nothing just come on she walked oh my god she walked she walked you know what i mean she'd walked over from the hotel she didn't have an assistant or anything she was doing a show that night she just came over stood by the back doors with us came in with us and was just so lovely and like she didn't even have you know like sometimes you might have an assistant or somebody nothing just no chill and she was absolutely lovely and we said to her like is there anything you don't want us to ask you nothing and she was like you can ask me literally

anything she didn't even ask to like listen to the podcast but she wasn't bothered she is that authentic do you know what i mean lauren like when i say that it's just this is why i never listen to our records because i'm just like i said what i said and she's very she's just she was just so open yeah and she's got a lot you know she's famous she could you know she's got a brand she's famous she huge huge so the fact that she just like she's friends with shania twain that's really fucking saying something that is but she was lovely her skin was the best skin i've ever seen yeah there was no go as far as saying that i would say she obviously looks after her skin but i also think she's got she's got good skin like there was no stays out of the sun you can tell she was

so pale but in like a nice way yeah um just lovely kind do you know what i liked about her she was very dry and very calm she wasn't like an excited puppy like us she was just very she just was like and she's so intelligent very intelligent like whenever she spoke i listened she didn't speak loudly she just she was just honestly guys lovely and when we chatted to her she did something that i wish i could do and i'll tell you who else does that sally hughes it's like they've thought about what they say before it comes out like very quickly yeah but very quickly so like the answer was very i can't explain and i guess maybe from years of tv you do that whereas we're like and yeah and she just it just all came out really eloquently yeah um and she talked to us about

surgery everything um i could we could have sat for ages couldn't we lovely lady and then like afterwards we've texted her since i texted her this morning to say thank you again and she was just like how are you getting on and just yeah really she's our friend now i think we're friends and next time she's in manchester after you've had the baby yeah you are coming yeah i want to come to your show i want to see her afterwards yeah i feel like she's our friend her new podcast is out and she had joanne mcnally on it i'm yet to listen i've never seen joanne mcnally in the flesh she's gorgeous and she didn't look i don't know what i expected her glittery outfit yeah i've never so i saw the clip and that's and i thought oh is that joanne mcnally you know you just hear

her voice she didn't i don't know what i expected i think she's really pretty really nice and again glowy skin very glowy and she's very funny very funny what more could you want than funny with glowy skin no but that's the if someone says what do you want to be when you're older i want to be funny with glowy skin oh my god and pale that is life goals yeah yeah loved it so guys the support as well do you know what this morning i just checked my insta and so many people have messaged like girls this is massive so proud of you like it's it's lovely so thank you everyone she was she was bloody lovely and i really liked her right now what seen as we're recapping we have got to talk about the fucking the bleffs oh my god what that clip that clip has haunted i think i wouldn't

be surprised if that clip doesn't get picked up by press that clip so let's talk about it all so you'll have probably heard it if not you need to go back and listen i brought up two episodes ago was it two ago yeah so i brought up the fact that one of my ladies who does treatments for me had told me about this lady who does backstreet bluffs we were calling it and basically hasn't got a proper license in this country is a surgeon in another country but hasn't here and we were questioning where it's done what the legislation whether it was safe or what and all it was about really christina had some strong opinion yeah christina was like which is good because we all need different sometimes we're a bit like yeah and she said listen these people

are risking their lives they're like to do this so anyway we had a really good convo about it and i knew that it would get picked up in a bit of clickbait i did not expect the comment the response what i will say is people were butthurt they were took it fucking personally yeah and also i feel like some of our podcast clips which we'll talk about in a second yeah a lot of triggers people and obviously guys rage bait rage bait and clickbait is huge of course we what we pay for our social clips yes to drive traffic towards the podcast of course we're going to put certain ones out so there's been two the one about the doing drugs one oh yes we'll talk about that after but we need to talk about blefgate and listen guys we're not slagging off if if you've everyone was

raised to war and you've had the blefs done in the carpeted room and they look good great you survived well done well done you've got and you're happy and you got it up with 300 quid very jealous amazing good on you people would just angry anxiety couldn't so i don't go i've said it a million times i don't go on tiktok and i don't read our tiktok comments a few reasons number one um the horrible and somebody put does she do tongue reductions my lisp is not because of my tongue size but you know people are so triggered and you know what did annoy me a bit there was people on there right we are grown women yeah saying don't be a grass and i i actually got we haven't grassed no and i i got i don't normally reply but i've had a few arguments on there

oh lauren no because i just thought don't i'll tell you what it triggered me i think you go into a hole on tiktok where i'll go on it sporadically yeah and like i won't check the comments for ages and then i'll go on it and because i always like to look because some of our videos from lower down go like quite viral yeah yeah and it's good to see and i'm glad you do it but i don't but insta i do um because it's a little bit tamer but what triggered me something in in these women saying don't be a grass don't be a snitch triggered something in me and i feel like it was maybe some high school bullying type thing where you don't grass and something triggered me so these girls got a reply and i was like are we in a firm like if i was like don't be a grass are we in a

firm like it triggered something in me where girls i don't know if it was like an old bullying thing where then you'd be like well you don't grass well yeah if you treat if you do something to me i will go to the police i'm not a drug dealer and i'm not a criminal so if you come and do something to my house i'll ring the police and if that means i'm the grass then i will be i'm a 30 odd year old i'm not a man in this is our city is ours and they're like don't be a grass i was like sorry what like i'm a 30 odd year old mom you don't tell me if i want a grass i'll fucking grass and that triggered me and there was this one woman and she would not stop going and then she'd say something really nice to me and then she'd go again and then she'd go again and everyone that

replied she'd reply and i actually said god you're on my notifications all day get off this um loads of people have used the sound as well yeah so then again don't go on tiktok so i haven't looked at i haven't looked at one of them not one of them because it gives me so people were either dming them us or messaging them us and i get it they're saying like oh my god have you seen your voice and i haven't clicked on on one of them but it was women dead smug like yeah well i got great i don't care i didn't know it wasn't it wasn't like i was just saying like him and we said it's we're all grown-ups you can do whatever you want we do like it's fine oh my god and then people were really smug like yeah well i got mine that they're in the great cool here's a badge you don't

even follow me you don't great oh i was thinking just really pissing me off oh great go and get them done fab and then people what really was annoying me as well is people kept saying well this this backfired on yeah everyone wants a number how did it backfire on me i don't care whether she gets a million fucking people clients that's on her this wasn't for me to stop this woman it was just a chat and if you want to go and have surgery but one thing i will say did piss me off is another thing a lot of the people right that we're talking on there were aesthetic people you know lips now you're the first people right when sally down the road sets up and starts doing lips and hasn't got much experience you are the first people to start

saying there needs to be better legislations in the aesthetics industry we've got people we've got people who've never done a half a day course and they're going putting filler in lips right they're saying that one minute then these exact people are jumping on and going well doesn't really matter because she had training in vietnam and listen you can't slag people off for doing botox after a one day course and then be okay with blefs in a fucking chippy you can't do that So that was winding up. There was one, she was a semi-permanent makeup artist. They probably used the meat in the kebabs downstairs.

Yeah. And she was a semi-permanent makeup artist. And I am convinced that if someone down the road started doing semi-permanent eyebrows and they were making a mess of people. No, or even in their lounge or whatever. You'd be like, don't go there. You don't get your nails done there.

Well, it's like that girl's had so much shit for doing her friend's lips in the car. Have you seen that? but they're all right with with someone cutting skin off anyway and listen i don't give a and i think also i think people think we care much more like cut your fucking lids off i'm gonna get your labia done one thing i did learn from it that really made me laugh is someone called a labia a vagina squirrel and i loved it she was put they're doing squirrels as well vagina i love does she do that too she said she said apparently you can get your squirrel done and i just thought

the word squirrel for vagina is fantastic yeah but yeah i mean i don't know but it went it went big it went big and it's still going and it's great for us so yeah cool um other thing the drugs one the drugs one you got a message about that didn't yeah and i kind of get it and i'm fine with it so basically we did one and again the this is the thing with the clips when people watch the clips they watch a little bit of it seconds if that and they don't know what was said before and what was said after and as Ashley said there's a reason for that because the more people that get enraged by it or the more people that have an opinion it drives our engagement people then go and listen to the pod we know what social media is about but what can happen with

that is people can also get the wrong end of the stick with certain conversations and I appreciate that and it's fine so I've I got a couple of messages and I had one this morning from a lady she wasn't being mean or rude in any way she just said that she felt like that particular clip where where condoning drug use could have been we could have encouraged we need to think about people that are looking up to us and are we encouraging them and saying that drug use is fine which I got so first I replied to her and said have you listened to the episode well no she hadn't fine and then what I said is we were asked a question and the question was would you would we our opinion go mad if our partner had done drugs I think it's like a handful of times what would you do now

this podcast is about us being honest and truthful we could have sat here and said absolutely not would have gone mental drugs are for mugs guys be careful yeah this is right we could have said that yeah and that would have been more pc it would have probably been more acceptable to people but it would have been a lie because that's not what we actually thought yeah so what i said in my reply was whilst i agree i understand what you're saying if we start censoring our genuine opinions then what is the point in the podcast anymore and we're not going to be stopped slobbering and we will not be stopped and we did carry on which wasn't on the clip of course to say if this is causing a problem if this is and it triggers you then you make that choice but you've

asked me what my opinion is and i won't censor my opinion because if we start doing that then the podcast is vanilla well alex cooper got a lot of shit because she did that episode where she went on a night out and took MDMA that's brave that is brave because she's well famous so that's fucking brave but also everyone loves her because she is who she is who she is and I think she got like a few brand deals like well I bet she did because that's because that that is that is quite that's I was saying we don't mind our boyfriends if if they did I'm not saying even ours do they don't but what I was just saying is it wasn't a mega deal to me um you know we don't take drugs our partners don't take drugs it was just a kind of a we're not bothered like what we weren't that

bothered by it she actually went on cam but she did the drugs and said it yeah have you listened to that episode i think yes i really like it um i found it highly enjoyable i think yeah this week's been quite hard like i've got quite a lot of shit i've had a bit of a shit time recently and i feel like i'm constantly thinking should i be saying this or should i be doing that and can i trust this person can i trust that person can i say that like an article came out yesterday um and they took quotes from three a podcast three that was really weird that was weird as and they'd done an article it was just really weird they'd done an article really weirdly put about your bum implants but it's just weird because we've not spoken about them for a long

time it was very the undertone wasn't very nice in the article and it was very misogynistic i don't notice stuff like that i feel like you pick up on stuff like that and i don't i just read it as like talking about your arse and surgery i didn't know but then you you deep dive more with undertones like i don't so i was just like but what i didn't understand is why out of nowhere from three years ago were they taking quotes like or was it just that they were all in the office and someone said have you seen this girl and she thought oh that'll be good but what i'm going back to tell us rachine she was called rachine tell us um basically us having this podcast and like lauren said we always are constantly evolving we're learning as

well yeah and it's a bit scary that people can quote us from years ago four years ago you know like our opinions change and stuff but you've had that much nad plus that you've probably got a full new so it's full new cells by honestly we're new people by now so yeah it's um but social media is wild i think the best thing we can take from this and i do think we do this is we listen to opinion if we're wrong or we've changed our opinion we'll say but i think we should continue to still i wouldn't change my opinion on the blef thing no no i don't change it and i don't change it on like i I think we just have to stick to what we truly think at that time one of our friends messaged me about it and I did feel I think I feel like everyone thought we were being really bitchy and

we literally weren't we were discussing a matter and it's quite it's quite serious like we so what she said was my friend has had a her eyes and a face done I would never you know go there because of the risk symbol but she looks great and she's really happy and she's going back for more stuff and i was like i totally get it and we're not bitching about this because i think people did think we were i went but lauren had a really serious infection on her eye and i lived that with lauren that was honestly lauren that was one of the worst things and that was done under a clinical in a hospital in a hospital and it actually i don't think it was the surgeon or the hospital's fault but it's my fault probably with the aftercare however i got an infection

and it was terrible so serious um we'll put the picture on patreon my uh we've spoken right before my eye completely closed over like i could have lost my fucking eye and when it got to that point where i was i was ringing lauren and i was like i don't think you understand it's your eye here's a list of eye surgeons or i was like i was like yeah it's pretty bad yeah and i was like mate you need to go and see someone what's he called with the hey you guys like that oh no it was we're gonna put the picture on patreon it was it was really bad you were on like i was in agony antibiotics everything and i got really sad i had to keep going to hospital and have an iv it was it was really bad to be honest yeah and i feel like lost my eye you know someone commented

on it this thing and we're gonna wrap this bit up in a second rambled on about it and they said you know everyone's jumping in here saying it's great but when someone dies you'll all be jumping on the well it was i said i said to one i replied to one of the people saying what about the bum implant the bum filler guy yeah who um the woman died in the end now if someone had died that was in the same like almost similar something was perhaps not done right and my thought on it was and everyone was jumping on that exactly but before that if we'd have done a thing saying oh there's a guy doing filler quite cheap everyone would have probably been jumping on like well let us have it done then all right fine go and have it done but then when the person died will everyone

be saying something different then do you know what i mean and it was just a fucking chat anyway also can i just say something while we're on the cosmetic surgery topic please guys don't do biostimulators i've please so that's tell us tell us the normal words for that sculpture sculpture do you know what's really concerning the results look great yeah but it's so bad for you i've seen though right because i know this from you in all honesty and then you sending me surgeons in americans of talking about it so that's how the only reason i know quite a few people that i know follow and respect as injectors and some of them are doctors are doing it yeah so like is that just sculpture is a biostimulator so basically it will like knit all i had it in my ass yeah tissue

together did it go lumpy yes right and that was in your ass which has got a lot many years ago met 15 years ago just be cautious when approaching this treatment guys you do you but a word of advice sculpture is going to be the next threads in the press with people having issues facial surgeons will not touch you if you admit to having a biostimulator biostimulators where it like makes your tissue like produce which we think we want right yeah but then the way in which this surgeon dr nyack did a video about it who is the top right facial plastic surgeon and he said layers of the face are like opening a book right so if you have face tight jaw tight biostimulators really high intensity radio frequency or think of it like frying a piece of bacon the bacon is big it goes

small yeah you will get a tightening effect great however when it comes to trying to open your book as in your facelift your fat move your muscle the nerves layer by layer you can't do it they're melted together melted together right so that for everyone that keeps asking there's an explanation for you um and look at dr nyack and he has done well do you know what whenever you send them to me i mean to save them because people often say why do you think yeah and i mean to just send it to them because and then again with threads you know they'll open you up and it's like the thread it's got nerves wrapped around and oh just awful ouch they'll they need to get banned but things just seem to be popping up now and i get why we're trying them because one of the things i'm really

struggling with at the minute because i don't know the answer is people one of the big big questions asked on patreon is what can i do about my double chin and my jowls and i feel like a dick because i just reply saying nothing because everything that you can do comes with a bit of a risk and i guess it's just assessing whether it's bothering you that much at this moment in time that you think the time from sculpture is gonna help make me happy for now and that's on you isn't it yeah 100 right so update on life lauren your waters oh that's embarrassing so what happened at the weekend is this on saturday i woke up and i had your wet the bed i think so i'd been fast fast asleep and i'd done away i think and it woke me up and there was a small patch on the bed and i

was like oh piss myself that's embarrassing weird because i don't really wean myself pelvic floor is pretty good anyway forgot about it i thought weird what happened though when i was pregnant with thea i did the same thing and when i went in they said it was my waters but they weren't sure so i was a bit like anyway then the next morning what actually happened which i didn't say and i didn't tell no for god's sake because it's quite embarrassing is i did my morning fart right so i pushed my morning fart out and with the morning fart came a gush came a gush and and was it a gush a gush and i was half asleep and james was well woke james up with the morning fart um but the pressure i pushed the morning fart out so i pushed did the fart and went oh straight after it got up

stood up no knickers on i was really disorientated because i didn't have my contacts in and if anybody wears glasses you'll understand that you just i hate that yeah it's like i can't explain i was like whoa and then i could feel this water coming down my legs right big we big we um and james then jumps up no knickers on no knickers on why because i'd taken them off when i did the initial so i'm stood there i can't see and i could feel water trickling down my legs and it was to the floor it was on the floor this wasn't like i wasn't exaggerating squirts so then james is up and he's naked and his hair's everywhere he's all disorientated and i'm going i can't see something's coming out and he obviously thinks our waters have gone he's going it's fine i think your waters have

gone and he's like this trying to find the light switch and we can't see anything and then he's going it's fat calm down i'm good ah it's too early so then he looks and it was it was down my legs it wasn't just like a and it was like have you ever got out the bath and the water comes out your vagina it was like that it wasn't like a wee like clear it was clear and it was like you know when you can't it squirts out so that's why i thought shit yeah well listen you're in the end bit and to be honest at any point guys the nhs are amazing they were really good yeah they were really good you should if you're concerned about anything go to triage so i'm looking and i got my contacts in and it was quite clear i really don't think i think it was we think

it was probably some discharge mixed with me um so anyway up i get and we're like right i said this is the second time now because what can happen is you can get a tear in your membrane doesn't mean your waters have gone there's a tear in the membrane and it can pool and then when you stand up it can leak out so i thought i need to just check this like i'm taking the piss if i don't going out twice this has happened so we rang them and they were so nice and she was like listen sounds like your waters you know she said so let's get you in half did you put a pad in no because it didn't happen again that was it yeah but they always because when i actually didn't say that to myself they said put a pad in because we can test well she tested me internally

yeah so she booked me in she was really really and it didn't happen again um and then i went in and she examined me and put a what are they actually called speculum what did i call it spectrum spectrum oh my god the amount of people that replied to that i was like okay i've said it wrong like cheers hope you feel better about correcting me um yeah but you can got loads of people replying i was like thank you cool anyway so they put it up and opened my vagina as wide as you know how they do and james was at the top end and he's like can i have a look oh no and i was like if you want and the lady's like come see come look if you want so he's at the bottom of it and you've got piles now i've got pipe we'll talk about that beef curtains are hanging out yeah

anyway he had a look and he looked at my cervix he said i've seen your cervix i was like well you never touched it your alien's head um and he said it was open a tiny bit and they were having a little look and i didn't care like fucking hell when you've had a baby you don't care and she swabbed it and she came back and she was so nice and she was just like babes it's not waters i was like oh awkward but because we'd gone in thinking if it is waters they're not letting me back out again no yeah you can get an infection so i had to ring his mum i had to ring the boys we had to tell the boys mum just listen just in case yeah we had to ring my mum and say keep thea which meant i had well there's a lot of logistics involved in the adams yeah which also means there's a lot of

people you then have to ring and tell that you pissed yourself so it was like yeah no all good all good what so everything's all right yeah yeah it wasn't a waters so she's pissed herself get embarrassed about stuff um but he she said that she thinks it was a mixture of discharge and we nice and tell us about your pile so i knew they were coming i knew they would get you so this is how i noticed so when we decided we were going in the hospital i thought i'm gonna have to shave this growler because it's fucking disgusting and i thought if i'm staying in it needs shaving so they thought i thought the best way to it would be to squat in the bath now the squatting position yeah brings them out whilst a head is now engaged in your area

i am tapping around because i can't see to find where i need to shave and i found this thing and it was hanging out of my ass that's good that it's not hurting you not yet and it's quite big and so i texted i'm like literally squatted down i'm texting ashley saying i think i've got a pile because ashley is you know we know pile expert and then i put my phone on selfie mode under my arsehole and took a picture and sent her a picture of my arsehole with a pile hanging out and she confirmed it was indeed quite a big pile so then later on that night um james pushed it back up for me because i've got these nails i can't get my finger up my arse without ripping it but you need to so he did it he used the cream and the one that i told you yeah and he promised

me he wouldn't but he did i said just put a bit of cream on it and while he was up there the little bastard went popped it up and i jumped a mile um but the funny thing is you need to keep pushing them back i can't he's gonna have to do it i've got these nails i've got long nails i'd still be able to it hurts so um the funny thing was i was at the post office yesterday and i was in the queue with everyone and i was texting ashley about something and then i had to pay it had to speak to her so i put my phone face up on our chat and my arsehole was just there like the picture was just there and everyone was around me and i just put it face up and it was very embarrassing uh but yeah so i've got piles i've weed myself nice i get my c-section date on monday don't tell

i'm not gonna because i don't trust anybody evil eye evil eye keep everything close but yeah so i'm really excited for that because then i feel like i can plan all my appointments all my post appointments like yeah you need to be my lymphatic my um oxygen that's why i think a c-section for me because i'm such a control freak and i'm so organized yeah i had a real freak out when i thought the baby was coming i realized i've i've hadn't prepared anything and it really freaked me listen i'll give you this advice amazon exists i know and you can get anything you just want it all right no i agree but what i'm saying is worst case you're fine and then you can lie in bed and everyone will feel sorry for you and set it all up well my friends were like when i said to my

friends i'm going in they were like right what do you need i thought oh this is quite nice yeah quite enjoying this and do you know what i wasn't adverse to a few days bed rest like two three weeks not good no um but yeah so i'm at the stage now where i'm just getting everything ready i get my date on monday i'm really excited to get my date it might come earlier but as long as i'm prepared which is what i'm doing this week yeah and that's it and then i had this other part my other my only the slight worry which is what happened to my friend is she went into natural labor she had a c-section book a certain amount of centimeters they don't so they they took her down so she had one booked went in she's in labor waters had gone and she's like no

no no because she was petrified kim she's got no no i've got a section books i've got a section booked and they're like can't fit you in there's emergencies in and she's dilating and she's thinking this fuck is what am i gonna do and they were like we'll fit you in as soon as we can they checked her she was six centimeters yeah and they were like we need to got her down but if no one's there to do it you're not getting it done it's coming out the fanny it's off so she went down and when they examined her just before they opened it she was eight centimeters so she was on the so that's my only concern but aside from that i think i'll be fine um but yeah so that's my gory update now let's talk about your passport oh my god the girls on patreon know about the passport

because we've been talking about the passport for ages so i'm going to dubai on friday what did you just think fuck it i need a break i need a break i have not been on holiday without the kids for years yeah you just needed a break i'm going on my own i'm going to see my sister i'm flying business oh lovely I've never done it before have you not never

never been to Dubai before either oh my god have you oh you're gonna love it oh you are so I'm only going for three nights

so I'm getting the night flight on Friday so you need business and I'll be home for recording on Wednesday you will love it you'll love it do you think

so we've booked I'm going out with Sophie and Naomi on Saturday great have a fucking great time we're going to like this brunch thing

so they're my two of my best friends and they're there at the minute and i'm like oh yeah i know they're giving me phone and they keep sending me pictures of them in bikinis and i'm like hope you're having a great time my nipples oh my god we've got so much to talk about right so tell me about dubai and the passport so basically last time i flew to somewhere the lady put a sticker on my passport picture page right so then someone at the thing ripped the sticker off and it ripped um not like a you saw the picture didn't you how would you like a graze a graze of my passport on this on the page anyway i put a picture in patty and i was like guys you might have been fine it's not worth the risk is it no so especially when like my diary's so busy and i

you've paid all that money especially business like fuck that so i put a picture on and i'd say 90 of people like yeah risky risky and one of the girls said she used to work for passport or airport or something and she was like you won't get through with this so you don't go on holiday a lot you won't have come across you won't have anything shit shit so i was crying oh my god Because I rang the passport office and I was like, it's not a rip, it's a this. And the woman was like, just calm down. And she was like, listen, babe, I can't tell you. What would advise us?

Yeah, they're not gonna. She was like, book in an appointment for your local passport office and go from there. Right. And I was like, but it's the four day week. And she was like, I can't. I bet she was literally sat there eating a crisp. Yeah. Fuck off.

And I was just like, and she was lovely, bless. But, and I got through really quickly actually. So I'm crying and it's like 6pm. I go on my computer and there's an appointment for like the next day at 10 past eight in Liverpool so I'm like scrambling to get this appointment and then Ed walks through the door and I'm like to take a picture and he's like oh it's just coming from work and then he's like no you'll be fine and I'm like but no the girl's on Patreon and then there's an appointment at 10 past eight in the morning and you need to just and if you don't hurry

up now i'm gonna lose the appointment i bet you i bet he was literally like yeah just come in for a long a long day at work yeah so i'm like crying and my eyes are so your eyes look very dark yes because i've been crying when i saw it i thought i posted the picture on patreon it's i look about 100 years forever now for till 2035 people are literally getting muas for the passport picture and that's yours we spoke about it so i was like oh my god so anyway so then went to liverpool passport office thank god young lad yeah um and wink wink nudge nudge um i was like look and he was like right so listen up girlies he said did you get a letter off the airline who did this or when it happened and i was like no and he was like

always ask for if anything happens to your passport at the airport because loads of girls on patreon were saying like ink off a boarding pass went on theirs like i think that's okay it's a rip isn't it or a tear that's no anything any marks any marks well they should make this a little bit more clear yeah so he was like basically if so if anyone damages your passport then say to them i need a letter about this now because he said i could have given you a same day passport if they'd admitted they admitted yeah right and they would have had to pay for it or whatever that's interesting fucking 220 quid and a shit picture anyway so then i was like i need it and i'm the girls on patreon were like say someone's died i don't do bad karma i can't

i'm shit at lying well i normally say probably die i normally say um my dad's died because he has oh that's a good idea i just don't say when uh so i would have literally like i would have literally like honestly and then my dad died i didn't say when that's that's good you could always say my friend you can use my dad whenever you need to my friend's dad died yeah okay um so anyway he was like right i'll try my best to get it back to you so they processed it got a text the next morning your passport's on the way lovely i love good service and then and we pay for good are you ready for this so um my pa holly was like sorting it all out because i was like i'm too much too much so she had it delivered to my local delivery office which is knoxford oh god

so off i go saturday morning because it was bank holiday on the friday oh it's the bank holiday i'll get there no no no one home sign on the door that it closed a year ago i was like what no so then i rang the passport office again and i was like you've delivered it to someone that is extra like no the woman susan and patricia patricia you lovely lady ashley calm down it's okay i'm going to ring the manager i was on my way home i was crying my eyes out again because it was bank holiday on monday a lot of tears then she rings me back hiya hon if you drive to the delivery office and go around the back yeah a man will meet you with your passport i was like that is above and beyond service and i thought they could have been like

what a lovely lady they could have literally just been like sorry it'll come on monday tuesday it still could be in you know what i really appreciate good service like that i really do at my co-op in mobily there's a lovely boy that works there and he's always so like lovely yeah and i appreciate that and i and that's why i go to co-op well i must say i wouldn't work with the public much because i don't like it we've spoken about yeah so i think when people do and they truly want to help it's lovely the passport office or an airport that's really stressful one of the worst jobs yeah i bet it is so i appreciate the people that really do like when i went in the passport office it was like a war zone like there was people screaming

there was people crying everyone was like because it's travels quite like people are traveling because people have died as well like people or people seeing parents or yeah it makes you go a little bit wild doesn't it for sure so anyway that was the passport drama but i had a very very fruitful week in business so um look fantastic invited me to speak on their skin expert panel sorry can we just close this i'll post a picture as she's talking something just caught my eye like a magpie she's got a little makeup bag a makeup bag and it's all mini so she's got a makeup bag and i just something just caught my eye and it was the um yeah so it was the sisley rose mask which i've got in the big size fucking expensive and i just saw that you've got a mini because i

got a lot of the advents and then i've made a mini out of the space nk mini makeup bag why is that in your like every day though is this not a matter can we talk about these dior lip glosses no she's got a bag full of like mini mini stuff and it's really cute it's really cute that's cute the and you need the charlotte tilbury mini powder look at that oh really cute anyway sorry i was distracted so i went to london and had a really amazing day of speaking um on like a panel of skin experts dr david jack was there saw him next year was there there was another lady who's a dermatologist who works alongside helio care oh like helio care were there the girls from there and i said lauren and i talk we talk all the time it's what it's reasonable we talk a lot about

well she's given me her details good so she should and we genuinely love them and we genuinely yeah i really like them for ages um so i had a really good time there and i saw loads of other gorgeous girls that we know you saw sydney didn't you sydney was there she looked amazing she's fantastic um tell us what you would like did you have to prepare beforehand were you nervous what was it what was your input what was like so i think i can say this now can you i can yeah go on then my product's launching in look fantastic how amazing is that in actual look fantastic i know so it's been have you got a date for this launch yet because no that's annoying i'm gonna confirm i'm gonna message sarah right after what i squinting because i'm like

i need to know if you want to come i do and i want it in my diary so i can prepare perfect um so yeah so i've been working with them and um amazing honestly so happy to be invited to speak alongside those icons but we're speaking a lot about like um what they because a lot of them had like their own clinics so david jack and sarah chapman and the dermatologist sorry i'll remember a name at some point there's a lot of names and they've all got their own clinics and we're speaking a lot about that and what treatments they'd advise for certain things and honestly got me thinking about how proud i am of the product that i've made because it treats so many things at home in an affordable way because i was looking at these some of the girls there and it

was like how much is that it's like two thousand pounds and also do you know what when i used to had my skin clinic um there was one lady that used to come in and always book an extra 20 minutes onto the end of her treatment to put her makeup back on and i got to the point where she would leave without a makeup on after four or five visits and she was like got so emotional with me and she was like i couldn't even walk to my car with no makeup on skin is huge it is and they were saying that there's such a rise in acne in adult acne yeah food stress but the the topic of spf was huge so look fantastic actually are doing so many good things with spf they've uh taken the vat off there's vat on spf really like so one of the doctors that was saying don't you think it's

so well i just did an edit with them when i was on holiday with all my favorite spfs yeah and really good discounts yeah yeah so they've taken 20 off because they are taking it to parliament and they're my friend lily that works here was telling me all this um and they're gonna say if you could find a cure for cancer would you put fat on it no you wouldn't know and that's spf we're seeing now so many um melanomas yeah there's a girl called stephy who i follow and then she's a fashion influencer and she's shared her journey about some skin teddy melon camp oh god ryan and what david jack said this statistic which are published in my patreon blog he said something like over a five-year period they put two people next to each other one wore spf and one didn't

and the one that wore spf his skin hadn't aged wow well have you ever seen have you ever seen the picture of like the lorry driver the lorry driver the arm the lady yeah one side for some reason of a face so basically spf is so so key and i know i spoke about you know if you do find it hard to put spf on that kosis primer with the spf 50 and the girls just as much as you can sold out ever i will say one thing it does make your eyes bit weepy which you've got sensitive eyes though really sensitive eyes um but i love the garnier tans as well you know in the spray bottle yeah the little tiny ones and there's one that you can put on over makeup they're really good the ones that i spoke about were la roche-posay there's they've got a lovely spray and ultra sun

as well they have one that goes over actually feels like it sets your makeup touch as well um coco and eve water one is really good i've used that yeah 50 but there's loads now my go-to is either helio care or skinceuticals skinceuticals is nice as well because you don't want to clog your pores but i do think i do think that companies are now getting better at spf that's good for you because spf used to clog your pores and also when you use your makeup and it's like it's got spf no no no like no no you need to be wearing your spf even ashley's done a blog on it on patreon but if you're not on there it basically says even if you are just going to the office even if you are just driving in the car even if it's not sunny even in the house even it is constant the rays

are dangerous all the time and go and get your moles checked so that's after baby one of my i would like to find a good place where you can go and they'll just scan your whole body that's what katherine had i swear um emma milton i swear she put something up recently about a clinic where you go we need to do some research and they go and they just scan your whole body and then you go back a year later and they scan you again it needs to be an easy process for people because people are busy and you're trying to get in with your gp and they're not going to sit there with a magnifying glass so you need somewhere and i believe there is places so girls let us know where you will go and they will quick efficient easy because we're not that time i thought you

were busy people people are busy now so you've got to go get it done quick easy i think it's called the mole clinic well that's a great that's a great name uh but we'll let you know actually we'll do so after the baby let's research that talking of products yes and i've actually got a bottle for you for your birthday thanks when i got home after my passport drama my case of lorna lux's rosé had arrived yes so it's called ghost and this bottle is beautiful by lady a no i'm not even really good it's exquisite is it it's one of the best so wasted on me i tried to go on to reorder it again but i don't know if it's sold out i need to order another case of it it was actually quite reasonable i think i paid 120 quid for six

bottles so what's that 20 quid a bottle that's like whispering angel i think that's okay yeah for a treat and the oh my gosh you was it really nice yes is it true that you feel less shit after it would you notice or i just feel shit all the time all the time yeah i'm just constantly pissed constantly pissed but i love the but i obviously haven't drank it but i love the bottle i've seen influencers posting it i've seen you post it i've seen lauren it's really nice It looks really good, so I'm looking forward to it. Because Whispering Angel is a bit of a headbanger. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not a wine connoisseur, but... I like Minuti, and it's quite similar to Minuti. Perhaps in the garden, in the summer, when the baby's out of my body. Yeah, it's very dry, with a nice big ice cube. No Sprite, no Sprite, no lemonade. And a little bit of Sprite. No.

No? No. Okay. Anyway, I will put Sprite in it. Patreon, Book Club has started. oh yes tell us about that because you started that yeah are you proud really proud because I'll be honest I'm not a book I'm not going to pretend I'm something I am not I won't read books I don't read books I'm not interested in them maybe when I was younger oh my god I loved reading

like Thea, Thea's a bookworm but now no so because of that Ashley has taken over and I have literally let her do it and I thought is this going to come to fruition is it when I said I'd do a blog every sunday and didn't is it gonna be like that um because we you know i've been really good recently i go on there all the time i reply to everyone all day every day but do i do a blog every sunday like i said i would do i thought the videos are really easy to upload and i've just bought one of the car things oh that i like that when you drive do you know what i would i've got one record but i didn't know what was legal and what wasn't so is it legal no i'm asking to press record then set off driving and chat while you drive then pull over and stop and turn it off

i'm guessing when i'm driving a lot of stuff comes in my mind that i could easily chat about i could easily do like but i don't know what's legal so i don't upload anything so tell us about the book club can we call it something and we feel like it should have a better name than let's if anyone can think of a book club name let us know um this week is our first week and um a lovely girl called paris and me message each other and she writes up a book sorry she writes up a blog and says like right guys it was an introduction to her who she was and then it was like this is the book that i've chosen this week and it's freedom mcfadden ward d now the freedom mcfadden books i have read three of them but i didn't know there's about five um the housemaid

do you remember when i said to you you need to listen to the house mood i feel like honestly incredible book incredible book so um ward d is the one that she's picked and weirdly it was 50 off on amazon so it was a fiver the book and everyone's got involved everyone looked keen yeah so in two weeks time paris is gonna do a review of the book so what what is a book club i might sound really but what is it so so what happens so paris is the the moderator yeah so does she talk about the book after i don't get it i actually don't understand can you explain to us for people like me that may not actually understand what a book club is so she'll review the book and be like this bit i thought and her take on it opens up a conversation and then other people say

oh i thought this about the book and then she'll say like right we enjoyed that what do we want next i like a bit of this i like a bit of that and then they all will pick the new book and that's it and everybody reads the same book at the same time and then discusses what they thought about the book so is it kind of like when we talked about telly programs exactly telly programs like on the telly yeah but reading yeah right cool i love that also can i just say i'm so proud of patreon it made me want to cry yesterday when i saw that the london girls have got a whatsapp chat don't leave patreon they'll still give us your like we still because we need you your input yeah we need all your advice i love that i love that because especially if you've like i don't

know you're single or you've relocated to a new city and you know we're like-minded girlies here and nip tuck yeah so you know you're gonna meet nice people so back to the book club just really really quickly are we gonna make a chat for book club we're gonna ask you right yeah because so then if you want to join the book club all you need to do is go on the chat and it's there when it's there find out what people are reading get the book but you'll get a notification when we do a post as well like when i send the post out also can i just say some of the bargains that the girls send it on patreon yeah did you see that 100g what's the thing costume that was an error that was an error so it's a 100g costume for a tenner on selfridges that was an error loads of girls

i tried to order it they wouldn't even fit either of my kids but i just thought 10 100g yeah put in the present put in the i just and i went on you're rich it wouldn't let me it wouldn't let me buy it i think they must have i must have been a bit late to the party but yeah yeah some of the bargains that have been flying ground in there very helpful and you pop your dh gates on there sometimes yeah did you see that skims one yes the only thing is i'm not of a body type right obviously being pregnant right now to wear them so i'm gonna let you order see the quality and then a bit tight i'm not sure if it's a bit tight until i'm a bit more we should start doing a fence finds review chat as well so there's a girl on tiktok i don't know because i don't obviously

But there's a girl that people have mentioned, and I think I went on her Insta, actually, and I think she may have a blog, and she does that. She orders all the fence finds and then reviews them. How fucking good is that? Because sometimes you think, oh, can I be arsed with it being a shitter? We got off fence finds recently.

Sorry, I'm just having a tightening pain. Sorry, I... okay right let's go to the bonus okay bye guys