Nip Tuck - Gossip, Gifts and Goals

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

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Guys, hi and welcome to the first proper nip tuck of 2025, baby. We've missed you guys so much. Yeah, we have. We've still been chatting on Patti to everyone, haven't we? So I feel like we've kind of continued it. I literally am not even... I wake up in the morning and one of the first things I do is just Patti. Yeah, same, same. I go on... And before bed, I...

Instant Patti WhatsApp, am I right? Instant, like, yeah. but patty hits the spot you're a ticker aren't you though ticker talker oh tick tock still haven't got into it try in yeah benefits your dad's got mine off a cannabis i don't know what this is that one ah yeah i actually posted a video on tick tock yesterday so it's probably got two views which is good me and you get on your knees and grease my feet what yeah yeah she knows me what no don't know what that is if anyone else does then great for you if you're just an old instagram person like me then you won't did you see how many views our tiktok got that we did

before i don't want tiktok it's got like 700 000 no way no i don't really go on tiktok and i don't look and you know why as well i don't want tiktok um i don't it's mean on there it's so mean on there and i don't want i don't want to look well i don't read any i riled people on there i'll show you what did you do commented something did you do it on purpose a video really offended me and i commented my opinion it wasn't nasty right um and then the people that have come every day i'll log in now and i'll get yeah really yeah well i don't go on there because it's too mean don't want to know it is mean anyway right how was your christmas yeah good um yeah good you had a fall christina had a fall we've been really laughing about this because we were laughing and we were saying it's

Kind of like, you know, when like an old person, they go, oh, Margaret's had a fall. And they were both sat there then in the cafe and they were like, I've had a fall. Did you have a fall? Like, is that what you do? I haven't had a fall. Let's pray you don't have a fall.

No, well, I don't intend to. We were like, oh, I had a fall at Christmas. What happened? Christmas was good. I was on Ed's shoulders on New Year and he dropped me. You don't weigh very much and he managed to drop you. Well, he was absolutely gone. He was very drunk.

He was. I like Ed like that. Yeah, no. That's the best version of. He was doing Spanish dancing. oh my god no i can't um we're not talking about it what the hell honestly i like he's a big guy he just gets in the way yeah he's very clumsy isn't it so um christmas was okay i mean i to be honest i'm not a christmassy person no you're not are you i'm not a holiday person i'm not a

christmas what the fuck are you honestly i think i i'm undiagnosed with something but i'm not bothered like do you think it's the change yeah it's change being out of routine not being in my normal and in control of everything yeah and also when you have got three young children it's then amplified by 10 no it is because then like if the kids routine is off like i know like you know like family are like oh it's fine just stay for one more and i'm like no no because if i stay for on more then you all get to go to bed yeah i know i agree i agree i was always a bit like that with fear you have i was a bit like that i was a bit like absolutely not it's bedtime fair enough if they're like like teddy's too so to be fair he can like get in bed and have a little cuddle yeah

with me if we've been out but a bit later or whatever but not snowy like that she's just in this amazing routine now and even he like he woke up in the middle of the night the other day i was like mummy i want to yogurt in the middle of my head and i was like no we'll find an ice cream i was like no and then he was good kids why daddy i want an ice cream yeah but i get it like sometimes i wake up wanting an ice cream and it's like in the middle of the night they just it throws them off i think we've been and then fireworks going off like dogs don't like that kids don't like that i don't really remember and then yeah i just what did christmas day tell me so you were cooking yeah like m&s yeah and did it go how did that go because that's not something i

could do yeah fine my mum my mum i thought i bet your mum helped yeah um ed decided he was having a nap at 10 a.m on christmas day yeah okay i mean i get it and because my sister was there and they're both scorpios so they're the exact same oh god like they were going to be like stop stressing out and i was like well well here's somebody's gonna well you want your dinner do you want to eat do you want christmas honestly and then they were both like do you know when people make these annoying your noises oh there's nothing worse than when you get into bed with someone and they go you're like you're in bed why are you yawning i get it what christmas presents did you get i got i got a bag yeah amazing yeah gorgeous it came through on

christmas eve so that was exciting you went to get it on like an appointment like a thing didn't you yeah had to how was that just random it came through the appointment the email went in my junk and they rang me and they were like ashley have you seen the email that's lovely it was the day it was due to expire wow so you went and got it we've not named it yet not named it yet um so yeah it took two years that one though what the fuck and there was a girl in your money i just there was a girl in there well they're upping the prices it's just come out as of 2025 each buy metal rolexes are going up this year what buy buy metal so the ones that are gold are going up by 14 the ones that are gold and silver why dinner rolex have put them up so if you've got any maybe

look at that investment um so when i went in though there was a girl getting a pink minnie kelly and she'd waited four years for it see right the problem with me is the problem with me is by four years i if i think about me four years ago i wouldn't want that bag i'd be done but i guess it's just you're either into it or yeah yeah yeah like by the girls that get it get it and i don't get it because by four years i've moved i've got a new husband by this point yeah like a bag no but you it's you either get it or you don't um and i do oh so we i was really upset actually so me and james said we weren't doing presents he got you present don't fucking do that i knew that he would i said like i think that's really i actually find that really offensive like it

upset and i cried because i got right so i do that in a narcissistic way no i genuinely was upset because i just think right if you have an agreement with somebody where we're not going to get presents you don't fucking get as a man though lauren no i didn't want any hence i took them all back yeah and we got your hug yeah no so what happened is he he said they're not from me they're from the kids that's nice well i didn't get you anything because so he got me a perfume it's really funny bless him he really tried and i know so christmas eve did he keep the receipts thank fuck so christmas eve i was um putting all things out and so on and so forth and and i i spot everything like you can't i don't mean to and thea's the same if something's hidden i just find

it by mistake like i happen to go in that cupboard on that day that i would never go in it's just how it works and i found some back and i thought you little fucker i said have you got me some stuff for christmas he's like only from the kids so i burst into tears let's blame my hormones and i was like you said that is a shady thing to do i was like crying and i was like you don't do that to somebody if you say because i felt awful and then were you like panicking that you hadn't got him anything yeah because we fucking said i was like i trusted you anyway so he said they're from the kids and they're just bits that you needed so he got me some hugs really nice nothing wrong with them really kind but i didn't want any hugs which is why when he said to me the month and i can

imagine you really going out of your way to return these items they were going back yeah like because as well they were 150 quid what who doesn't need a new pair of i just didn't want them because if i wanted them i'd have fucking got them so anyway and i didn't want to waste his money because i could have just been like yeah they're nice and never I love wasting ads money no that's one of my favorite pastimes so that's what men are there for then he got me some trainers which were nice but they weren't gonna go I knew I wasn't gonna get much wear and I thought again that's 150 quid mate you are very hormonal like you're terrifying a man has bought you presents no I did it from a place of good I wasn't one bit I said when he gave me them I was really grateful and I was really

thankful but finish and i will tell you something but then i thought look you've spent our money is our money right so i look at our money as one big pot there is 300 pounds out of our pot that has been wasted on something i'm not going to use have the 300 quid take it skiing with you enjoy it like i don't want to waste your money our money is my money and here's what's that saying your money is my money and my money yeah my yeah yours is ours and mine's my own yeah there's actually saying so anyway trainers and then he got me some perfume god you're gonna have to say it l-o no l-o-e yeah i can't fucking say it he got me that perfume is it nice well it's men's it smells like men's he's got it because i was like it's man's i pretended i liked it first and then he

was like a bit manly this isn't it and i was like a little bit um and then he said that's just mine now isn't it i was like yes so that was like 200 quid so we're on like 500 quid here and i was just like you know okay can i just i was kind i wasn't mean and he actually appreciated it was like lauren if you're not gonna wear it like fair i'll give you some advice that my mum gave me years and years and years ago this is probably like 15 years ago i was going out with this guy and he bought me the most vile gift i've ever been gifted and i am a very particular lady i know what i want it was a cherry red pleather guess handbag and matching oh god even 15 years ago right okay i mean cherry red wasn't even in then and he gave it me and then i went home to

my mom and i was like what the fucking disgusting and i was like how do we take it back and my mom was like i'm gonna teach you something now when a man gives you a present you always act grateful Oh I did I was very grateful At the time And say thank you And say that you love it I did

Otherwise They'll stop buying you presents Because they'll be too scared Because they have a trauma I get that A trauma Attached with Which you would have

If someone hurts you In that way Bless little James He will have been going to Trafford Centre Do do do do do Thrilled with himself My wife will like that

She will like that And then you For the sake of 500 quid Have smashed it all Back in his face Yeah but 500 quid Is a lot of money it's a lot of money

well you're never getting spent on a gift but I don't care because I don't want and I'm not a present I'm not bothered I don't want them

okay but then fine sit on it for three weeks don't make a fucking thing I did I didn't I waited at least a week

and then he was like not long enough not long enough let him get back to work and in his routine you've gone out of your way you've had a fall at the shopping centre

you've made a big hoo-ha James he's bought me presents you're being horrible I wasn't, I was so, well, ask James, because that's not what James thinks. James said, I'm so grateful.

James is that scared? No, but then I, listen to what I did, though. Listen, I then gave him the, well, not 500, I couldn't return the perfume, the 300 quid. I gave it him back and said, go and spend it on skiing. I don't need, I don't want 300 quid. Go and enjoy it and buy yourself a meal skiing. Because to me, it's just a waste,

I don't want to waste his money. Depends how much money, and listen, if he was a fucking millionaire, I'd be keeping it. If anyone wants to look at Sprinkle Sprinkle's TikToks. Oh, I've fucked it up. I've done it all wrong. I'm never getting it. No, like, do you understand what I'm saying with the present buying?

But he got me the lovely bracelet. That was really good. I didn't complain about that. Yeah, you did. You said it was the wrong size immediately. Because it fell off my wrist. I know, but you should have waited a little bit. Actually, it was hanging like a neck brace.

Just listen to me. Right, take this advice, girls. At the time, you might be seething inside thinking, the fuck's this fucking... No, I didn't. I was like, oh my God, that's so thoughtful. and then i was thinking and then you went we'll do it so literally what you have to do is wait give them the moment enjoy oh you're so lovely yeah oh yeah i love you so much come here here's

a snow job yeah blue job whatever you want yeah then let them have that association with buying present make good man yeah good blow job yeah i will buy more presents okay and then let them forget and go baby i was just thinking did i did it i think i did that but perhaps i just didn't give it well you know the story about when ed bought me those pvc actually hang on a minute yeah and i fucked no hang on a minute the fucking roses what did you do when he got you the red roses ashley and guess what you were you verbally abused him i was pregnant so i was being a nutter like you okay that was and i'm you were like red you would do that yeah okay okay fair enough it's because i'm pregnant like let's just move on next time just ring me first i'll be like right i need

to do that now i need to be like i'm pregnant because i'm not used to being hormonal at all so anyway we hope you guys have had a lovely christmas a bloody lovely christmas we would love to hear all of your slutty soos and we've actually got our phone back now we have so we've got our phone it's an actual work phone um so it's got a whatsapp on there you can voice note you can message we will keep it on there we love the voice notes and we will blur you mean we have done that before and we will obviously keep it anonymous so don't worry if you've named on there or whatever we're not asked we get loads we just look at the content so we don't look at who it's gonna who it is because we're not asked we just want the stories don't we so yeah make

sure you whatsapp us i do feel like because we've got patreon now we that's why we kind of didn't at the whatsapp because it's so active you forget so we get a lot of our content from patreon um if you don't know what that is i know you're probably thinking you keep fucking telling us but a lot of people are still asking what it is and what's the difference and then they get it and they're addicted and then they get it so apple subs is just to listen to the bonus episodes okay that's it done finito patreon is an app where when you go on it there is about four different chats now there's a bargain bucket chat which is basically where people are talking about discount codes if they're buying anything if they're selling anything if you've seen a mega deal so that's

there there is a gang chat where we just chat about anything there's an advice chat if you've got a particular you know concern or dilemma we answer them on there we also sometimes read them out if you want but also it's the community yeah there's thousands on there yeah um and then what else what other chats are there there's a meetup chat if you're living nearby oh they've got a london they've got london there's a manjaro chat yeah how many people are on manjaro chat a huge amount um so i would say every day there's just loads of messages girls going on they're like girls can you help me with this i need a bit of advice if you can't ask the friends there's always treatment things if someone's found a good product they'll put it in it's a huge community on there

so that's what patreon is that is the bloody difference so we have the bonuses on there as well and the bonuses we're gonna start trying to make it a little bit about what you guys want which is another good reason to have um to have the phone and it means we can kind of go in a little bit more depth because obviously the main episodes go out there and they're for everybody whereas the the bonuses are kind of a little bit more yeah what would you say a bit more niche yeah so we let loose a bit more we you know listen we've got our own opinions they may be right they may be wrong doesn't matter either way there are opinions and we are not scared to talk about certain things which may not be for certain people's ears or you know anyway depends on the

if you're if you're nipped up girly i guess exactly and the thing is that really touched the three of us um was the messages we have received recently saying you don't know how much you guys have had a lot of that and it actually makes me quite emotional no i'm being serious because i've got so many especially going into like the new year and they were like oh oh she's crying no like no no i'm not so do you know what i'll say they were such nice messages sometimes it's really easy to get stuck on the negatives because we don't get a lot to be fair but we do get them in there and we do get you know you said this and then you said that and you kind of do stick to that sometimes and this is our job and we just do it and you don't actually

ever we never stop you know even though we've got thousands of listeners you never really think about it when we're sat here talking and you never you give advice out but you never think of saying it's not pre-empted it's not like we we don't we're not that filtered no so you never actually think the advice i've just given might have helped sarah sat in her car right now his boyfriend you don't think of it like that and when sarah then messages and says you got me through a horrific time of my life you're like fuck what we're doing here isn't just fun and silly it's actually like and the girls on patreon they meet up they've got a little community going in all i'm proud of that you know cities across the country i am proud of that they've got their whatsapp chats there was a

girl last night i was reading who is um in london and she said all of her friends now have moved away they're having babies she had no friends she's got no friends the amount of messages she got back like hi follow me on instagram follow me on instagram let's meet up i work in central as did you that me yeah that's the bit that i was just about to cry yeah so i read that and i was really proud and there was nothing like that that i could do i totally agree it does when i look at that or when someone puts in like girls this is happening the replies are gorgeous and it can be even at 2am like sometimes i'm up with the babies and i go on it and it's like you know i agree that then sometimes i'll just stop for a second and think this is amazing we've made this pat on the

anyway what what we were alluding to is basically where were we anyway the bonuses we are your big sisters we are your bitches we are your big sisters and your bitches so what we want to do on there is make it more like um aspirational advice all of that good stuff topical topical not topical this the main is topical more focused on giving advice on certain things whether it's health whether it's wellness whether it's relationships whether it's finances whether it's career whether it's munjaric whether it's skin we're gonna make it very focused every week there will be a certain um channel that we're going down and we'll still tell like rude stories on there that we can't tell anywhere else we're also going

to do once or twice a month question and answer because people love that like they have questions for us and we'll answer them and also guests you know that we think maybe the main might not be right for but people on patreon and apple subs will love the guests right boring not boring but let's move on have you watched the new show that everyone's talking about missing you yes i started watching it last night in fact and i could not get into it right i i'm up to the bit where she goes in the kitchen and the man's being stabbed. See, that's when I lost my shit.

I thought, this is silly. And then he's like getting all angry with her and she's trying to talk him down. And I'm like, what is going on? That's right at the beginning. Yeah, so. Yeah. No, but that's when I started thinking,

what is this? Right, so this is really. And people on Patty are saying it's amazing. Are they saying the same? Oh, right, no. So I watched, I am up to episode three now and my mum's watching it. My mum's like really into Italian dramas

and she's quite critical of like acting and stuff. so i i watched it right and i just do you know when you keep looking to the side i was looking at jay's like it felt a bit silly and a bit cheesy to me some of the acting didn't think was that good um she was on a date at the beginning with matt from busted all these famous people keep popping up i'm like i didn't notice that and i thought how much did he get paid for that little cameo so it's exactly what me and adam where's he come from just get a normal We put it on yesterday and straight away we're like, there's GK Barry. Why is GK Barry there?

I don't understand why. I just felt a bit much. Because it's filmed in Manchester. I'm like, that's near my old world. Yeah, it just, honestly, GK Barry. But why? I don't understand. No, I don't.

And I think they're gone. Oh, is it a BBC one? No, it's Netflix. I don't know. It was weird. and i just felt like they've gone a bit far with trying to get as many familiar faces and actually it took away from the plot for me because i was too busy like oh gk barry oh matt from busting what was gk doing you don't know yet i actually don't know how much she's in it yet don't spoil

it for me she was a missing person there were just flickers of her and i thought what the fuck's gk barry in the netflix anyway and then there was a few things that were just really cheesy and the chat on the date i thought nobody says oh can i just say so you've only watched maybe 30 seconds of it no i've watched three episodes now how that sounds like okay right so yeah i think we're on two or three and i actually think it's quite good so having said that i'm about to it's good it's easy watching i really like really do i need to know keep going yeah keep going it's easy watching loads of twists i like harlan whatever he's called i like his stories there's loads of twists you can't you can't stop watching because i fall asleep yeah the man that wrote it and he

He wrote the other one that we liked, yeah. So he's, that is good. And I do agree, like, it is, you can't stop watching. It is good, but there is an element of cringe to it. I'm sorry, there just is. And I just, but I will watch it. Do you reckon me and you would be good at acting? I think I would, yeah.

Don't know about you. I went to stagecoach, mate. I was Mary twice. should we set up a scenario why don't you pretend that you i used to hang off that climbing lauren you've got some bad news to tell ashley i don't know how to say this what what are you gonna be in something and i'm not what are we acting now or do you think this is real are we acting what oh this is stupid i thought you were being you are i thought you were being serious then i was like no no we're just acting oh sorry no you are

you fooled me then i thought it was a little tip from a food like what oh god she was good she was good right anyway this is silly michelle keegan's pregnant love that for her we've just been um talking about this um so james knew she was pregnant and said she was pregnant when we were at everything retreat um are you allowed to say that yeah yeah okay well i don't know i have now um because he said afterwards he said i'm pretty sure michelle's pregnant and we were both i was secret pregnant she was clearly secret pregnant she didn't fucking look pregnant she was fantastic what did she have a tight outfit on no she had a jacket on over it so i couldn't see her stomach but she didn't look as ill as i did but um so we think she's a bit further than

me don't we we've been like assessing but good usually famous people are i wonder if she wants to pram push with me uh i'll go down to london for that um also oh my god i saw this coming i've never felt right for me sam and zara mcdermott it's never felt right they were on and off on and off on and off it's never sat right with the it's never felt right for me don't know how it felt for them uh but just something's never felt right and they're off do you think someone's cheated that what you sent me was the old cheat that she did the cheat allegedly Allegedly. I don't know.

I like him. I don't know if I'd want him as a boyfriend. I don't find him particularly shaggy-shaggy. I think he's very funny. Do you know him, Ashley? Anyway. Yes. I don't know.

Anyway, if he's looking for a mother of three, he'd be great. He'd be great to play with the kids. You could leave him in a playroom with him. He is a big kid. He's a kid. But I wouldn't want to shag him. i don't know i like blonde boys though yeah he's not my type not as he looks have you ever had a

blonde boyfriend god goes to the catalog of 500 boyfriends no you've not you've not uh no i'm no i'm actually what my actual type is is a mid like james mid i don't like too dark like ed color ed color yeah yeah right anyway it's fucking out right anyway oh my gosh so on the way in i was listening to i didn't listen sorry one of our other favorite podcasts are i say me katherine ryan and oh my gosh she really broke down the blake lively thing in a way that i could understand it it's very interesting right so at first i'll just do a brief overview basically people might not know what's going on blake lively she was in that film it ends with There was the Colleen Hoover spot abuse.

And she got absolutely slated from the moment it came out. But it turns out that she, when she went to do intimacy scenes in Hollywood, if you're filming an intimacy scene, whether that's someone touches you, someone kisses you, someone comes near you. Someone shudders from behind hard.

No, like even Lauren, a man and a woman or a woman, it doesn't matter. Any kind of intimacy, there has to be someone on set who is the intimacy person i wonder how you get that job i'd love that anyway she said that there wasn't one usually if they and this guy's the director he kept making sure that the intimacy person wasn't there there was a number of times that that happened and then he was showing her stuff on his phone that was weird and another man was showing another man i

can't bloody remember it was was showing her allegedly um pictures of his wife nude i think it said basically during that so what i find mega interesting is i remember when that film came out right and she was getting slated left right and center we didn't know the backstory but like this is how frightening the media is this how scary tiktok and the media is and and social media because they can train your brain by what they release to think a certain way and it what they did is they made it out like she was really dumbing down the severity and the seriousness of the message because it's about domestic abuse and one of the things was she was on an interview she's like so everybody wear flowers and everyone's like fucking flowers yeah so it's called a smear

campaign a smear campaign so the way in which katherine ryan explained this is that he hired this woman yeah which they called the assassin and we've seen who is a professional internet troll yeah right and a pr she's a smear lady so there was two women that they employed and then um the guys were doing it as well and basically the one thing where when it first came out i was like yeah but i hate that video that is and congratulations on your little bump but it turns out that's a really it's a really old video and the lady that shared it has been part of other smear campaigns and has chopped certain things to make them they make us think you know what i mean and it's all come out on like if you listen to bethany frank or she talks about like um and the girls at the

playboy mansion they all talk about like frankenbot and how they cut things to make them sound a certain way anyway back to blake lively so luckily she employs this shit hot lawyer who's like you've you've got a case like this is big they go to this lady she's walking around with a phone they snatch her phone off her they've got all the fucking i've seen and so it is true because i've seen the emails yeah they got the lady's phone while it was unlocked out of her hand robbing well it's a piece of evidence well yeah because as well blake has launched her hair care line which was like this and then it went oh well yeah because i was costing her like watched it i thought bit of a dick and it's frightening what is so scary is you really shouldn't have any

opinion on celebrities because how much of it is real and how much of what's going on with p did he now yeah but i mean he did yeah but it's only just come out right it was a smear campaign against him i was like no mate that's it and he's not in prison either is it i don't know where the fuck that guy is but wow no i get what he's saying it was like glorified at the time you just can't trust any of it but i find it very interesting and it is interesting how it what frightens me is how easily we turn on mate can we just one santa baby oh did you see that the kim kardashian i i but it's the way that travis um directed it oh of course he did yeah because he fancies kim as well because he wrote in his book

about her being his celebrity crush before he was with Courtney how long ago was his book though? doesn't matter if your sister's whatever said he fancied you in a book I'd be feeling do you know what

so I have absolutely no artistic flair I am as deep as a puddle but I'm wondering if maybe I just didn't get maybe we're just not arty people and we didn't get the Kim thing because apparently if you're arty and you know your film director yeah but is kim here to be arty or is she here to sell us skim i'll buy her i will buy her sucking pants but i can't do the satanic

thing that she's doing with the goblins that's just give me the pull just give me the spanks like don't know weird weird um i found that very very odd right there's something that we do need to talk about that everyone's avoiding every celebrity is avoiding every influencer is denying lying and avoiding not every a lot of them we think we think allegedly i mean it's fucking it's just weird that in the last 18 months a lot of people have lost a lot a lot of people have got skinny and they're not admitting it and should they shouldn't they again it comes back to our debate same with cosmetic surgery should they shouldn't they i don't know i don't know but it's it's it's something at the minute that people are not admitting to a zen pick semi-glutides whatever you want to call

them skinny what are your what's your take on this um i just think if you are a adult and i would actually say call an adult over the age of 25 in this circumstance i think if you're younger than 25 okay because you know like who's to say though you could be like a mature yeah i get what you say it's hard it's hard but yeah an adult an adult an adult if you're an adult and you have exhausted all other options first which are trying to be on a diet exercise healthy eating all those things and you take it i don't think anyone should have an opinion on it and you're aware of the risks involved and you've obtained it in a way in which you deem to be you know it's not like going on facebook and buying those yeah we've heard the worst stories

yeah absolutely i just think i don't know how i feel about it i think i can understand in certain circumstances but when you're saying if you've exhausted diet and exercise well you've not exhausted it because you've not done it because if you did diet and exercise you would lose weight no i don't agree lauren i think that now maybe that's just no no you're totally wrong on that i i think you're really wrong on that lauren you you need to remember a lot of women now having to work nine to five monday to friday a commute now for the normal person is at least an hour right so you're waking up at seven right you're absolutely exhausted from the day before you may have kids yeah you may not right how are you gonna have time to go and do a healthy food

shop to make sure that you're eating egg and whatever while you're getting three two one kid ready for work then you jump in in the car you're going to work at the end of the day time to eat you're mentally exhausted then you get home you you know you only have time to put maybe a microwave meal in or cook something very basic fine throughout the day you might have to have lunch at your desk i know i used to have to do that it's it's society now is far too i get what you're saying i get what you're saying and it's hard to be everything you cannot do it all and also i get one thing that i will say again i'm getting on my high horse about this but yesterday i went to the supermarket and fair enough it was organic free range chicken breast 13 pounds

for two chicken breasts disgusting but how expensive semi-glutides i posted that on my instagram and someone actually replied back saying it's actually cheaper now to be on a and i fully agree with that statement for a year as i'm looking about 150 180 pounds a month right i'm not saying i'm i'm i don't know i can't if you're doing a healthy food shop which i do for say a family of four once a week that is yeah no i agree at least 250 pounds a week now now we'll talk more about my personal experience in the bonus because and i'm not saying i would i'm not saying i wouldn't or i won't after i've had the baby i might i don't know that's when i did it i might i'm just like we'll talk about that just i don't know one thing that i will say if

you are going to do it we've got actually an amazing um chat i'm not part of it but there's hundreds of members in this whatsapp group doing it safely our patreon doing the manjaro which is a form of the semi-glue side that seems to be everyone's preferred yeah it's got less side effects again we don't know what's going to come out in the future put that to one side for the minute a lot of people are on it so let's talk about it yeah yeah and you know if you don't want to be on it fine if you disagree fine like we always say our opinion we're not doctors but one thing i will say i have got a lot of friends that went on it especially postpartum yeah because that's a time though when your body needs nourishment yeah the most okay you'll think

at the beginning oh this is great for the first six months then your hair falls out because you've not your skin starts you know losing its its luster and people say don't be like james is always like when when you girls go on his mp you all look dead old i said no because they've gone too far you get um themselves you get constipation and you can really that i think that that's caused by hemorrhoid like i'm not even joking from not getting enough fiber so this i really need to stress this to you i i give my advice on patreon but if you're going to go on it you need a high protein diet so like when you do feel like i am very busy but when i can cook i will cook but i have these meal preps um that i get off the internet and they're not in plastic and they're

high protein low carb but the high percentage of it is organic and i can't rate these meals i'm not sponsored by them enough they're fantastic just shove one of them in and then now i'm getting a certain amount of protein a day and then i take the organic protein company protein powder just making sure like i'm drinking whole milk in my coffee whole butter lots of good fat because it makes you not fit not anything doesn't it good fats electrolytes yes um i've got my ag1 that i take that's got so you know you're getting your vitamins and minerals as well yeah minerals are a very big part of this a hair supplement as well then i've got my gut supplement too because you can experience some sick but then all that fucking adds up to the same as you it's like it's it's how

do you do it listen we don't know let's talk about let's get people's experiences and let's talk about your experience a bit more on the bonus maybe yeah yeah yeah but that's a good point though lauren because what i was just gonna say is actually if you're doing all of that why do you need the jab as well if you're doing tell me when you're gonna fit the gym in as a busy mum just don't eat soz not don't eat anything i mean eat less calories than you're out like you burn 1100 calories a day roughly just as a human being moving around yeah but lauren a lot of people are sat behind desks okay 700 so just don't eat i don't know i'm not saying i'm against it i may go on it i might go on it you know how much nursery is a day about 100 calories in versus

calories out will make you lose weight so even if you do fucking no exercise 70 percent of losing right we'll take this debate over to patreon and the thing is like i used to fast and i managed to i'm not saying everyone's the same people have different metabolisms but i didn't go to the gym i've done fasting i've done ketone yeah it worked amazing for me it's the time aspect i get it yeah and the thing is like the fast 800 like i have always said about fasting i just think try that first there's loads of support there try fasting try different things and if it doesn't work i get i'm not against it i'm not saying i won't go on it but let's talk about this let's talk about in the bonus a little bit more because we're arguing but that's what i mean we've both got totally

different opinions and it's fine and come summer when i'm on it it'll change it's all right for me i'm sat here pregnant eating what the fuck i want like i'm allowed to say that right before we fall out it's the new year let's not fall out um 2025 do you are you one of these people that sits and write your goals absolutely not um i do you know what go you if you've got time to do a manifestation board i think that's great because i do agree with seeing feeling tasting believing in something but luckily i think that got drummed into me and you from quite a young age working in sales yeah it really honestly did and we were actually coached by someone who was very successful personally we were lucky to have done that i think we got some amazing amazing life skills

in our early we really did and we worked in a proper sales environment and i don't think a lot of jobs exist so i think that because we were taught of that like positive mindset no one cares work harder yeah like i think that that's just you've either got it or you're not like when someone recommended me reading the secret i was like i already know this yeah yeah but sometimes you have to have a refresh um and you do have to kind of you know sit and think right okay and you know maybe walk down a road where you like the houses or something like that but i don't do any of that but i do have goals in my head i am i've not thought about it and i don't having it I don't really like saying them out loud no you're like an evil I'm evil I just want

to be happy so my thing about goals right I agree it's great to have them and I could sit here and say I want that particular house I want to be on a million pounds a year I want to have a company that's whatever and I could say all that but my ultimate thing is I just want to be happy and that's something I've learned from being younger that and I've seen you know people that have got all the things that they had on the vision board and they're not happy so all i want to be is happy and i do feel like i trust the process that as long as i keep doing things that make me happy keep working hard and and as long as my goal is always to be happy be a good person then all these things if they were if i'm meant to get the million pound house i'm gonna get the million

pound house if i'm not meant to fine as long as i'm happy that's all i want healthy so it sounds like no no i don't think anyone just writes that on the happy and healthy no but if you do honestly it sounds so basic but would you rather a million pound house and a private jet and to not be happy no would you rather an average and be happy yes everyone wants to be happy so if you if your goal is just that therefore if that's your goal what it does then is anything that's making you unhappy you fucking get rid of it yeah and that's always a good and that's always a good thing so as long as you do things that make you happy and you're a good person i feel like you're all right fulfilled fulfilled yeah and i don't know whether the million is gonna make me happy you're not chasing

all that stuff because i've done all the chasing of it and i wasn't happy yeah is the bag gonna make me happy i don't know did it does it a bit for a while no i've a lot of stuff has been put into perspective for me this year and um yeah i agree and then you get it and then you're on to the next however it's always good to have something that you are chasing i agree otherwise you sit on your ass all day and like you know you've only got one life to live we've all been sent here for a purpose and i just think be the best at whatever you're doing yeah that's always a good thing i think be kind be nice and your family be happy healthy family that's literally all you're interested in isn't it and if you can get the g-wagon get it you know get the g i've heard

they're very uncomfortable inside i actually have heard they're not that comfy yeah i have anyway i'd scuff the wheels on that immediately you should see my wheels oh my god my wheels absolutely disgusting no point in getting them both fixed now because of that screw no i keep thinking about getting them sprayed and then i just think i'll scuff them the next day what a waste of money what are you doing with your situation with the babby in the car the baby uh i don't know yeah i'm putting it i'm strapping you can have mine i'm strapping it i'll swap with you i'm strapping it to the top i'm gonna get like a car seat that you put on top of the roof and i'm just gonna go no no i've actually got a solution for you it's this car seat that you

have fitted in the back of the car it's called a multi-mac or something one of the boys told me about it no um it's not an issue right now because the thing is guys we don't fit in the car already everyone's like when you've got the new baby you're not going to fit in a car we already don't we have four kids there's two of us i never all of us go in the car we don't fit in already so this baby isn't going to make any difference in the car because we already don't fucking fit very rarely do we all go out in one car james tends to be in one direction picking them up i'm the other so it's no biggie i think he's gonna get um some card is it a discovery i don't have some boy car he's gonna get some like a boy car like i think it's a discovery that's got seven

seats whatever i don't know it's not my uh it's not a worry i'm more worried about how i'm gonna wear sleep in the night anyway oh you gave me your snoo yes i've bought a new little mattress um i need to give you the plug oh yeah is that what it does and it sings songs and it goes it's in my bedroom now but i'm having my bedroom fully redecorated so i need to um i've sent that company uh i can't remember what it's called messaged on my instagram and they come and pick it up and they'll go and take it clean it all make it all hygiene hygienated uh and bring it back to me but i've bought a new mattress there was a sale on and like a thing um that you strap them into i couldn't buy it uh why because i don't know what

it is and i kind of well i've got plain white ones somewhere but i know i'll probably be in the in the loft but i wanted to get ones with like those ones with little strawberries so the snoo basically is this cot and it's like it's very expensive it's extortionate how much is it it's 1400 pounds but i would listen worth it for a night's sleep that's why they can get away with because if you promise me it's going to give me an extra hour off a night i fucking yeah and do you know what else you need to get the the things that i just like swear we need to do a bonus about stuff i guess we've already got one from a bit ago but ages everything needs updating a cocoona baby yes i've seen people love that but why did you put that i've got one that you can what do you do

when i get it back off um someone's borrowing it at the minute just you order the cover for it what i need to we won't do it now because i don't want to bore everyone you can only use that for like the first i need somebody to explain to me because it's been eight years since i was pregnant i can't remember what goes where and what you buy for what i just it's a minefield and the bottles i can't remember i honestly bottles i cannot remember anything i'm gonna be like a new mom all over again we'll do a whole episode let's do an episode right anyway guys sorry oh okay that you thought it was ending it's not right i'm gonna do a little poo one because we love it hi ladies you two where's that long sleeve top from h&m i told you i tell everyone um right

wow i am angry hey i am an angry pregnant lady hey ladies any friends i know well i don't care i don't care because i don't want to talk to anyone anyway right can i just say i've spent the last three weeks lying down hi ladies you have to keep me in on poo story incoming so i'm recently in a new relationship and we're most definitely not at the poo or fart stage yet for the record i'm not actually a pooey person i think it's vile and i'm horrified when my friends openly admit a fart in front of their man a bit like either anyway it's monday morning and he gets up and gets showered and suddenly i have got the worst stomach ache ever side note i've been out both nights at the weekend so my absolute main sides were fucked he's showering away and i thought

I'll just do a little fart no I felt this pellet fly out of my arse and trickle down my leg I'd only sharted and it fucking stank no this man takes three minute showers so I had to act fast to clean up all the evidence and smell that I'd ultimately just shit the bed I'd honestly never move so fast I stripped the bed I had to wipe the shit off me using my joggers that were on the floor And I opened the window as wide as possible to wear it out. He got out of the shower and asked what the smell was. I had no choice but to blame my poor dog. He had absolutely no idea of the trauma that I'd just been through

and he just thought I was changing the sheets after the weekend. I finally got over the embarrassment and went back to my room and I found a little poo ball on the floor. No, a hard one. She must have been constipated. Well, that's funny because, well, normally the hard ball goes out the way and then the worm and water falls through.

I don't know if you've ever had that. Yeah. anyway um if she found a poop ball on the floor she must have missed i've never felt so ashamed in my whole life to make matters worse i sent my mum a voice note of what happened and she played it out to all the girls in the office i will never judge anyone for farting or shitting again it happens to the best of us the good thing to come from that is that i finally got something to write into the pod about it's just a shame it's about me shitting myself keep doing what you're doing girls love love love the love that thank you that is very similar to when i did the um poo in the

hand yes after the after the uh at the night out with the well it wasn't random but uh not it wasn't we weren't that far in and he went to the shop and i pooed into my hand a handful of a hand full of water poo and ran across the landing it splashed on my chest and when i shot myself at the skims launch in selfridges that's really bad that is really if anything i since i've been pregnant i'd say i'm slightly constipated i'm taking for ruler for for something i any i might my eye installed oh my god and that is giving me black shirts and you wipe your ass and you're like this is black black i wanted to show james it's black it's black and then it hurts my butthole i'm gonna get piles aren't i and then don't come

listen everyone gets piles i have still not had piles touch wood you're only 19 weeks pregnant hon there's still another 20 weeks left wow that is you're not even halfway christ and you're only moaning i feel like i've been pregnant do you know what i must say this pregnancy has been i'm not even saying it because you're gonna say i told you so it's been a lot tougher than the first one my body i think you maybe forgot i forgot either i forgot i think you forgot every pregnancy is hard my body's like oh anyway enough about that guys um we hope that you have an amazing rest of the week i hope you are on your health and wellness journey as well have a look at our um instagram highlights there's some like bits and bobs about like health beauty on there

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