Nip Tuck - Guest Special: Claudia Fogarty

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Lauren made a new bestie whilst cruising the high seas and today she joins the girls for a special episode spilling all the goss about life on Love Island.Please welcome, Claudia Fogarty!Ashley & Lauren do not hold back and ask Claudia to break the silence on the Love Island's Villa Secrets, PLUS what's really going on with the one that got away, Casey.To sign up for Patreon for more exclusive content and full video episodes, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, icks, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck not giving you did the fuck i do the fuck you did the fuck i i do the fucking we're being a bit different today we've actually got a guest we have got claudia fogarty which stunning i organized because she's my friend and she's joined the podcast today because as you know this podcast is where we celebrate being positive aspirational women

and one of the reasons unapologetic and one of the reasons I wanted Claudia in wasn't necessarily the Love Island thing it was because I think she is that

yeah you met her on that cruise that you went on yeah on the Virgin Voyages on the Virgin Voyages you met a few influencers on that cruise

I met a few we met a few we had a little gang we did we had our own little gang and she made a friend I made a friend I made a few friends

and here she is and here she is yeah so I met Claudia there and straight away I just thought one of us love that lovely girl

you're from near where I'm from aren't you you've got mutual friends and I just thought she is the kind of girl that we like really straight

really honest not up her own arse really friendly when we set off on the cruise I went on my social media and everybody was screenshotting your story

with me in the background because we were like round the thing and you were like oh we're setting up and you hadn't said hi yet no no

yeah but I saw you there but then I got a message from do you know Rachel Finch yes she messaged me and said I feel like I'm responsible for this relationship

because she said to you something that I was there maybe yes so then we've got a friend in common Rachel who does Finch Bakery have you seen her yes

she's lovely and she said you're in the background of everyone was messaging like you're in the background of Claudia's video and I must have been there

staggering around and then Rachel said to me you'll like Claudia blah blah blah and we also know we know loads of people in Compton so yeah

I thought she's the perfect person to get on we can grill her because there's things I want to know about Love Island that aren't like I don't want to know

the book I didn't I'll be honest I watched a little bit but I didn't watch much we're too old sorry no I get that

but that's not why people have said that about this one but then this one have you been watching this one no I don't watch no so good

do you watch it do you know what I wasn't going to because of what like being on it and knowing what goes on the ins and outs but the drama on this one

I've heard this one's like really, really good. Was yours particularly, I watched a couple of you because I knew who you were and I know your sister and so I thought I'll have a little look. But I didn't watch loads. Was yours dramatic? Yeah, do you know what it was in some ways? I don't think as much as what I'm seeing now.

This one, it's like every episode there's something going on. In ours, probably not as much, but no, there was a lot of drama. I think when you're in it though, you don't see it as much. When you watch it back, you're like, oh God, yeah, that happened. And did you watch it back? i've watched like a couple i know no no no i only i only listened to the podcast back because i have to check i've not said anything i mean lucas checks but that i've not said anything like cancelable um but yeah so the reason i wanted you on it was to find out not the love i like

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everything basically we don't give a fuck she's got it she's got it right

right we're gonna get into it so Claudia like Lauren said we didn't watch too much of it so we're not gonna ask you

like loads of intense like one on one questions about like certain people or anything like that we wanna do more no no we're gonna ask

about Casey we're waiting for that one we're gonna ask I did google him he's quite fit don't make his ego any bigger than mine okay he's not

even that fit ugly horrible man so anyway how much notice did you actually get before you went in so I started the process

in September and then they kept saying like we'll let you know mid-November like what whether you're on it or not whether you're on the first

got to mid-November nothing end of November it was still like not a lot so you couldn't plan anything about no

like nothing at all so they rang me and they were like right you are on it we're just not sure where we're going to put you but keep the date available to for the shooting day which was like mid-december and then anyway they said look we're going to film everything that you're doing out there so obviously you're going to be a bombshell thing they still don't really give you much and then yeah i was in zara shopping and i was like this

is mad now like i meant to be going next week and i don't know anything when was this claudia i'd say it's like the third of jam oh my god so if the show started on the 10th or the 11th and then they rang me on that day i was in zara and i remember my mum being there and they were like right we've got your fly you're going on the 14th I think it was a jam I think it started on the 16th

so I was flying out like two days before so I had about a week about a week ten days to fully like I'm definitely going pack your bags I'd say just quite enough

a week is good yeah I could get ready to go on Love Island in a week yeah I mean diet wise yeah no diet wise

I was I knew I was preparing anyway right okay so I was I was doing the gym I was eating healthy obviously I had Christmas off but I knew in the back of my head

if I get this I'm going to have a great for the rest of my life and knowing that when you're out there you're going to be in holding for a bit so I knew I could

do to you out there so you got the call and they were like right you're coming next week but then what they also say as well is like you're coming

but you're not in the villa so you're in the villa right so they kept you in the holding bit you called it the whole way up until the day you walk in there's a chance

that you're still going to get sent home yeah like they don't tell you anything about when you're going in how you're going in it's kept so secret until literally the day

you're going in like right you're going in now so where did you stay waiting to go in? I was in an apartment. Was it nice? Yeah, it was lovely. It was actually like

looking out onto the amazing views like Table Top Mountain and Cape Town. There was like the sea there. It was gorgeous but I was there for three weeks. Could you go for any appointments?

No. What? What could you do? One walk a day for an hour. What? Yeah, you had gym equipment. It's like COVID shit.

Yeah, that's the point. We had to do a COVID test. If you catch COVID you can't go in and you'd be gutted. So I do get why they did it but I was there for three weeks

so what do you do about your nails well nails is a funny this might be a bit of a spill in the beans here we've got her already

she's been here for ten minutes and we've got her exclusive I actually secretly get my nails done every bitch would get their nails done

absolutely I know what just before you went in it had been three weeks and on our walk they'd grown out after three weeks

yeah we walked past this place there was nobody in there and I was just like right oh my god I can't believe I just said that

I'm going to do some serious trouble there but yeah I had to they were awful I couldn't go in like that my sister said one thing and they shouldn't expect you to

no I know and even when you're in there you don't get anyone doing them for you what I thought they sent nail people in they did once before I got in there

and the girls they did a terrible job you might as well do it yourself so what do you have to take your gel nails off then and just paint them

what did I do I kind of let them go out filed them down then they give you the boots ones they're like stick-ons you can put them on So while you're there, in the villa, you can stick them on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a day off every week. What? Oh, my God, this is so interesting. Yeah, you get a day off a week, and in that day you can kind of, like, yeah, do your nails, like, do whatever you need to do. But I tried the stick-ons, they didn't work for me.

What do you do about hair extensions? What did I do? Mine was literally... Because I was there... I got mine done the day before I flew. Obviously. Yeah, then it was three weeks in holding, and then I was only on there for three weeks.

Oh, perfect. Yeah, no, but if you're on there longer... I think some of the girls were getting some extensions sent out, but they were doing it themselves. I think if you made it to the final, then they would do it for you. I think. Like, how do you do your own... Like, I'd be in big trouble in that villa.

To be fair, do you know what? In COVID, I did my tapes myself. Did you? I can do my mum's. I can do my mum's. And if you are a group, were you allowed to help each other with your beauty pack? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All girls can help each other with anything. So one day a week... You'd be fine. Yeah, I did bring spare tapes out, actually, but I managed to last to the very very last minute so I was alright I bet they were dangling

they were dangling I bet they were down there yeah so one day a week you all have a day off where there's no filming no I mean you still got to wear your mic

there's still cameras on because there was actually a clip where all the boys put the girls clothes on and that was in the day off but they did still put it on because it was good TV yeah because it was funny

so couldn't you do like your fake tan on that day yeah you couldn't do anything that day but the boys and girls get separated but you still can't go out though you can't go anywhere

you're in the villa the boys are upstairs girls downstairs you don't talk to them so you just do your own thing as girls all girls sleep together the boys sleep together

and yeah that day you can just pretty much do whatever you want in the villa but you've got to just be there you can't leave so you could tint your brows

and stuff oh yeah yeah you could do that and did they supply you with all that stuff yeah oh yeah you had everything boots

so if you needed something would you say to them like I need a gel nail kit or I need this yeah it would take time and sometimes you wouldn't get it but normally they were pretty good with that

like if you ran out of face wax like anything that they would bring it so there was you lot in the villa yeah who else is in that villa gosh

so like is there a lot of people walking around that aren't part of it that we don't see so in the morning my first night I slept downstairs

because obviously there was no room so I was on my own in bed crying nearly this is really scary I know and there was obviously people cleaning

making it all ready for the day and then when you're in the villa you don't see anybody unless when it's like lunch or dinner time

then the villa producers will come out and be like right guys lunch now and then filming will stop and you'll have your lunch and then you've got a voice

so if there's something that they want to say to this voice they'll just come up like a big brother like Claudia come to the beach hut or Claudia do that you know what I mean

like yeah like a big brother in a way but there was no one to say you had like an issue and you really needed to speak to somebody you go to the beach hut you go to the beach hut

go to the beach hut yeah and who's in the beach hut a voice so if you literally like a voice so if you if you need anything you've got to ask the voice

like can I go for a vape or can I see a medical tell us about the smoking smoking yeah so if you claimed you vaped then you could obviously you go out to the back of the villa you've got a box of your name on it and then you can have like 10 minutes to go and have a vape like we've got to say please may go for a vape now um and it's one at a time you don't go out together and obviously right because there's no private stuff no what if you smoke same nobody

smokes actually not us no people don't smoke it i feel like i'm the only person in the world that still smokes do you smell okay you know i won't let's go no further with that conversation we've had some moments oh my god and like is it true that you can't masturbate in there

yeah I mean you wouldn't want to no I mean like not lads like maybe it's wasn't that horny yeah that's what

we read yeah you can't you definitely can't do that when you're in the shower yes do you feel like no one can see you

you're not allowed to be naked are you oh god yeah I was fully naked in the shower it's like cloudy what do you call it like frosted glass

yeah I mean there was one time though and it was a disaster it was actually the day off and I was in the shower and my biggest fear in the world

is spiders like completely and I thought this little thing was like a string of someone's bikini and I was like looking at it

and it started spread its legs and ran towards me so I jumped out naked oh my god naked I had to run yeah because I can't be around them

and it was really running through the room naked well no I kind of held myself grabbed my towel and I was like somebody help

anyway it washed down and I was alright so yeah like even like when you're getting changed you're getting changed amongst everybody like no one really cares

obviously they're not going to put that on so you don't feel that worry because you know they're not going to oh yeah everyone was walking around like no top on sketchy

it was like it wasn't the end of the world I read that you don't know what time it is is that true? that's so true no isn't it that like

they make you do weird stuff for like 3 in the morning and you think it's like 8pm at night no that's fuckery no you don't know any of the time like so the day I left

I got kicked out I could tell it was really late and they said we can let you know the time now. It was 6am when I left that villa. What? Was your body clock, like, a mess? Honestly, we were all tired that day.

We knew it was a late one that day. But then I got in the car and I said, right, I'm going to take you to your apartment where you're staying tonight. There was traffic, didn't go back till 9am. So I had no sleep, went to have two hours sleep in bed. And then I bet you were buzzing, so you were like... My head was just everywhere, like, I didn't know what...

And then they give you your press meeting as soon as you come out, so then you get told everything that's been said about you. That's what I was going to ask. So what happened? I know we keep backing and forth. Sorry, yeah, it's my fault. We're bad at this.

But, so, when you've kind of said you step out, you've gone, bye-bye, hug everyone, you're put into a car, you go to your apartment, what happens? Well, you've not got any clothes, nothing. You're relying on them to pack for you. And if you know me, I am the messiest girl in the world. I had stuff everywhere.

And, I mean, I wouldn't even be able to tell them where almost of what. Yeah, yeah, because it's just thrown around. So, a lot of it was left, but they did, like, eventually find it. But, yeah, you go to an apartment, we didn't get our stuff till, like, the next day. Like a little overnight bag.

And when do you ring your parents? So you can't speak to your mum until, I think it was day two for me of being in the apartment, yeah, because until it's been announced that I'm leaving, my mum got told first, we got a ten minute phone call. Literally ten minutes, I'm not supposed to be for six weeks. And it was like, mum, blah, blah, blah, I've been trying to get everything out.

And I was like, right guys, you're ten minutes up now. And then I had to wait until I got home. So going back, because we've like gone through everything, but is there a rule on how much stuff you can take in? like how did your outfit plan you can take you had two big suitcases and one small one so i took a lot and as long as it wasn't branded you could wear anything you wanted yeah do you know what they weren't really strict on that i took a lot of stuff not really much got took off me um and i took a lot like and but when you're in there you kind of share with the girls yeah and then ebay

bring some stuff so you wear that i was gonna say do you get contacted before you go in by brands to say oh i know you're going in the oh but no one knows you're going in like no i thought people got given before you went out yeah but what I did was I already had an agent before I went in

and they said we've got a girl that's going in can you send some stuff so I got quite a lot sent then and then when you're there you get sent stuff as well

from eBay yeah but like to be honest it wasn't like there wasn't a lot of it and it got refreshed like once a week

and we all just kind of everyone just shared it and if you were one one night then somebody would wear it again a few nights later but like all the girls are brilliant

like that we all shared clothes did that not drive you mad though because I know you know you're very stylish your outfits are amazing like if you look

at your Instagram it's so well put together you're so like was that not irritating that you're going to be on TV and you're picking them do you know what

that would really annoy me to roll with it like I am so in control of things like I like to be organised I like to wash my hair like three hours before I'm going out

in there you don't know if you're going to have half an hour to get ready if you're going to have like two hours to get ready so you just kind of roll with it and you're on telly

yeah I did have enough outfits so I was kind of alright but there was nights where I'm like I hate everything and I don't know what I'm wearing. And then you're on telly.

When you got your period, and you just wanted to lie in bed and stuff. I didn't have one. I just carried my pillow on. So you didn't need to, you didn't stop. But there was a day where I was really poorly. Everyone got a stomach bug in that.

It was like vomiting and diarrhea. No, diarrhea. Oh, no. Everyone got the bug. You just want your own bed when you have that. But I got it in Casa Amor, and there was a day where I didn't film, because I was that ill.

I was like, I can't get out of bed, so they just left me in bed all day. And it was actually quite nice, that a day just to be like, I hadn't slept I felt like just shocking

can you watch Netflix no so what did you do in bed all day no one come up to me they don't catch it obviously I'm just like this so you're not allowed

to read or anything no I just slept and then when you feel you're ready you can't wank you can't read you can't watch TV you can't go on Instagram

what else is there to do I know it's mad isn't it like you're literally in this bubble it's quite nice you know what's good in the outside world

it is a nice thing and you come out everything's like whoa so you come out and you get a press pack you come out and you get your press meeting pretty much straight away

and what's that? basically to say anything that's been said about you in the press like anything bad did you get bad stuff? do you know what I was really lucky

I was alright there was a couple of things like oh she had loads of work done before she went in and oh she only went on there because of her dad I have one or two oh you had some standard stuff

yeah but I was actually alright but I came out with Liv and I think she had quite a lot when she came out and they tell you then so if someone said like she's a this that she's whatever

horrible they're gonna tell you I wouldn't want to know or if someone had told a story on you that would be my fear that a boy would say look at these nudes

or do you know they're not allowed to do that I know yeah it's illegal isn't it so you can't but like that would be

my fear like something do you know just like that I was scared like is something going to be said about me

like something that would always be in the back of your head yeah but luckily mine was actually really good

and I was fine so I just yeah mine was alright so they tell you what's been said and then what happens then like what is your

because I I don't know how you feel but I kind of thought that you go on Love Island and you come out and you're Molly Mae yeah like you come out

you've got millions of followers you're fucking filthy rich everyone wants a piece of you you've got a range and you're this is it but I don't think it is actually like that I think

there's only one Molly Mae well there's only yeah there's only one Molly Mae and I think it used to be and also with us we were the first season

to not have any social media so when we were in there it all got paused yeah so nobody could run it for you so that stopped people following you because there was nothing

to look at then when I came out mine really rocketed it went up but you can't expect to come out I knew going in there you cannot expect

to come out with like brand deals millions of followers like as long as you've got it in your head that you're not going to anything that you get is actually like

a bonus yeah and I think our year was the only year no one's really had a big brand deal no I haven't in all honesty there's nobody that I

like I don't watch it but I know Ekansu is yeah she won one of them she wasn't in yours no no no but I'm saying I've not watched it

for a long time I know who Molly May is I know who Katie McDermott is so like I know who a few of them are but this season I don't feel like I know anyone

there's not one I don't even know one of them there's a girl called Molly that keeps coming up actually isn't there oh from this one no

she's just because she got a shock dump she was literally just dumped randomly but yeah she looks pretty but yeah there wasn't anyone

that I would have said is a Molly May or anywhere no and do you think people were disappointed do you think people did think that was

going to happen because I would to be honest do you think people had like inflated egos when they went in there were they like

thinking I'm going to come out and be the dogs no but Casey's one of them he he came out he came out and he was like I thought they came out

as like 40,000 followers that half year old oh no no but they've gone up now but yeah it was terrible this year for us like it really was

so I know like I said watched a little bit of it because you were on it and I saw on my socials because I follow people

you follow people had shared it Scott Thomas your sister like that so I saw it through that now one of the things

that was a big storyline was you said because if you get a tagline you're fucking winning on Love Island if you say something and it's a tagline then you're absolutely winning

and the tagline was something like if he doesn't want me I want to be someone's priority what did I say he said something like I want to be someone's

I want to be someone's everything yeah main choice not the second best I don't want no option that was it I don't want to be someone's option I want to be someone's everything

yeah and that is so true in life yeah I love that and what happened with him then because he didn't pick you, did he? No, he didn't. He didn't.

He regrets it to this day, I tell you. Oh, I bet he does. They all do. Trust me now. No, I mean, it was a difficult one. Like, we were together pretty much as soon as I walked in, got through Castro and Moore, and then we were together after that.

And did you genuinely have feelings for him? Yeah, I genuinely did. Do you know what I knew before I was going in, when I watched him, I was like, I know I'm going to like him. He's the one that you like, yeah. Probably looks-wise, that personality is someone I would go for. So I really dealt with him.

I didn't really kind of go for anybody else. so it was always him for me and in Cash and More nobody was like the same so I was like oh stick together and then yeah

we did like really well together and then yeah Rosie came in and just fucked it all up so then he just turned his head and went and he dumped he dumped her for Rosie

and what about now this is just the elephant in the room I'm sorry let's get this out of the way everybody wants to know okay have you slept with him

she has no but let me just say this about me in case right I mean everybody wants the life private don't they

with like relationships and stuff but with what's gone on with us two it's different people have invested like they want to know and I get that we have overset

the friendship mark in the past yes we have I'm not going to obviously deny that I think it's pretty obvious to everyone stop saying that

no I'm just saying we've overset the friendship mum don't listen to this it's ok I have as well I can't I can't I've had sex too as well but I think

for us two now like it's a weird one we have so much love for each other and we know that we speak every day like we've got

that really close point in our lives and we're really good friends and I think we'll always have love for each other I just

I don't know if any of us would want to over set that barrier again because if we did it would ruin a friendship if something went wrong and it's a really

funny one like we always flirt when we see each other we're always like I love when we see each other but it's hard I think me and Casey we're both probably

at different points in our lives I'm not getting any younger I am ready to settle probably with someone now like the next person for me I want it to be the one

I don't know if Casey's done with like you know just enjoying himself which is fine and also my guy's been up like since coming out I've had a lot of shitty men

they've just been bad boys and I'm like I'm so over it now like I think that era for me is done and I'm just ready for

I don't know if Casey is either and I just think we're really good friends and you know never say never but we are just like the best of friends

you're like those friends that like have a flirt when you meet up and stuff but you're never probably not Andy fucked you off. Exactly. So tell him to get with Rosie. He fully knows

and he fully regrets it. Whoever Rosie is, tell him to go out with Rosie. Right, so we are getting all of the goss. Oh, we are. Thank you. I've just got a better, guys, I've just answered a question that everyone's been asking. Yeah, well, no, I'm not, I'm not going to say it, I'm saying it. I haven't agreed to that, I've just said you know, we've overstayed the barrier, that could be anything. That could be

anything, I'm saying it. So don't worry, you can thank me later, girls. So we're going to have a quick break now and then we are going to be back with more Chats with Claudia and of course slutty susan but first are you a loyal listener of nip tuck do you set your alarm every wednesday and friday for a new release do you laugh out loud whilst you're on the train in the gym whatever you do when you listen to us well why not spread the word spread the love by sharing the podcast go on your whatsapp now and share it we will give you a few moments

now we have some more questions for claudia poor claudia how are you finding it so far are you okay i'm joking i'm do you know what you're all right i'm absolutely fine she's got she's got some balls this one i've got a load of questions like i could sit here all fucking day asking questions really good do you regret going on or was it worth it for you no i don't regret at all i think every single part of it some bits were hard i loved every minute of it i think coming out i had such a good feedback from everyone and i came across in a good way then yeah and you know what like the things that you get the jobs after like it has been really worth it for me and that's why i probably one of the reasons why you do it like yeah yeah and like of course i went in there

find someone I did but you know he didn't like me back but twat stupid twat but yeah

I think yeah I definitely would never regret it I think it's something that I'll always remember and it's a chance of a lifetime I think

any single younger oh my god I would have done it yeah and I think you'd be stupid to say no to it and it was an amazing

I met some amazing friends from it and yeah it was a chance in a lifetime really so do you think that because I've heard

they've like reduced the alcohol drinking yeah How many drinks are you allowed? Yeah, you were telling me about that. I couldn't believe it. You get one a night.

How boring. It's not even worth just having one. Yeah, I know. One a night. Some nights you would get two. Maybe a long night or there was a lot going on, you might get one or two. And were you allowed to pick what drink you had?

Yeah, it was either Prosecco, Rose, Red or White or a beer. Yes, you could have one of those. It was literally one glass. Did anybody try and get more or can you just not? Because I would have tried. I loved the one day where everyone was a little bit drunk

and it was hilarious. It was my last episode and we all went to this beach party and there was bottles kind of placed everywhere so everyone was kind of like grabbing them.

I was. I'd had about three. And you'd probably not drank for so long but it hit you. No, I was pissed. Honestly, we were all like

gaggling like geese. It was just the funniest day and then that episode I went to kind of have a go at Casey my last time and someone was in my glass

and I was like oh my god, I'm actually really pissed. I actually go in now because I'm so drunk and when you're drunk you just like go crazy yeah

that was the one day we had like probably a couple more than we should but I do get why they don't drink yeah because that's what you just said

you were like I didn't do anything bad I don't regret and I feel like if you'd have been drinking drinking yeah and it's so true because can you imagine

if you were allowed to drink whatever you wanted on there well it's like I'd be like a Liz Cannon honestly well they've stopped it now as well

that's what I mean but do you remember that girl put the wine bottle up her vagina she wouldn't have done that sober you're too young for that I think

and the cosy and the bloody thing, having sex. It's all because of the alcohol, isn't it? Yeah, and I think I would wake up in the morning and think, oh, shit, I do that when I'm on that out. And the nation's seeing it. Imagine being on TV and thinking, I can't change what I've just done and people are going to see it. That would be the worst anxiety.

Yeah, I'm actually glad that we don't drink on there because it would have been horrendous. A hundred percent. And you can't help yourself. No, you can't. There's something I really want to talk about and a lot of the DMs that we got were about this. now a lot of people have said you have had a glow up i'm not saying it was a glow up i'm sure you

looked fine before but it is there is quite a lot around that with you now your dad is very famous and he does something on a bike what's it called motorbike i don't know what kind it is um and he was in the jungle and he won the jungle oh my god what a lovely lovely man and your mum is absolutely lovely as well we met them in Ibiza now I remember when you were on telly when he came out of the jungle yeah and it was a long time ago but a lot of people have made comparisons to your change yeah you've lost weight you've changed you've they say you've had a glow up okay is that something that you've done on purpose if so what did you do like how do you feel about people saying that I mean a glow up to me sounds great like yeah I've changed massively like I lost a lot of weight

i've always been insecure with how i look always i still am yeah something i'll never get rid of um and i spoke about this with scott and it is something that i've battled with all my life and i just woke up one day and was like i looked at myself i was like i just don't look how i want to look like so you changed you changed up your lifestyle a lot didn't you you lost weight you became healthier what did you do to make yourself feel better obviously you said you ate healthier you went to gym what kind of things did you do it was eating healthy going to the gym you know trying not to drink as much not eating the snacks

at night and it was literally woke up in the morning I was like I need to do something about this and I did and then I kind of got

to a point where I was happy but then I put it on again and then I wasn't happy and it's like a yo-yo constantly with me and every week I feel different I wake up in the morning

I feel different and it's something I'll always battle with and that's just Do you think it's a mental thing? Oh it's in my head it's all in my head my mum would be like

you look exactly the same as you did the other week but I'm like oh I'm bloated I've eaten this last night and I wish I didn't feel like that always have and i'll always battle my weight um but that was like the weight side of things and yeah i did i lost about two stones yeah um and then yeah i mean as you get older anyway you get

your botox and your lips done all that is all i've had done literally all i've ever had done um somebody asked if you'd had a nose job because you've got a nice nose but no i hate my nose so isn't this funny as women i would love a nose job no i know i've never had a nose job so it's so strange that that's something you don't like about yourself which we all have someone has written in and said she's got a lovely nose as she had it done and what does that show you about our perception

of ourselves no it's true I just hate the way it hooks on one side oh no no honestly I hate no don't even

I'm such a bad critique of myself it's terrible listen I'm the same when I look in the mirror I know my dimensions to a T and what's wrong

we're like that aren't we but you've not had anything done there no you've had Botox yeah I've had Botox that is pretty much it you look amazing

thank you you look really good but yeah I think losing weight was the main thing for me and obviously looking after your skin dyeing your hair

extensions like it's all part of it but I think I've got to a point in my life where I actually am happy with how I look now

and that's hopefully I'll stay like that Have you kind of accepted now that a lot of it is not actually how you potentially look but how you feel

Yeah definitely it's all in your head it is and it's like I think nobody will ever be happy but you've got to learn to love yourself

and I think at this point in my life I actually have got to a point where I have learned to love myself happy being on my own don't want anyone

to like add to that I'm pretty you are who you are kind of thing take me as I am so that's a lovely place to be isn't it and I think that's when

you meet the best people for you when you you know how you said that you had a few dickheads I think from my experience as well if you're not feeling great

in yourself and you're not in that place that you are now that's when you allow yourself to meet dickheads because you think that you are on their level

yeah and you're not and you're not and then when you when you think do you know what I'm then you won't tolerate

the bullshit anymore and you look at the people that have like pied you off and you're like thinking hey are you deluded like i thought like i was you were punching like it's it's it's mad but then that's just men men in general sometimes and i think you just gotta find that right one i mean i looked at you and james on the cruise i'm like where is my james like he is just a dream guy like and i said it to him on the cruise i was like we need to find one of you yeah we need to clone him we need to clone oh my god james has got some really funny videos of you trying to do um a do you know the cereal box game

where I wish I'd have been there I went home didn't I because I would have absolutely beaten everyone where you cut the cereal box and there's this video of her in the middle of a bar

with a trying to pick and then he's also got a video of her going mental because she was desperate for pizza how old are you Claudia

I'm 28 but I'm 29 in like 4 weeks 5 weeks why did I think you were so much younger than that I did I think it's the Love Island thing

I feel like I'm the oldest on Love Island that was another thing about going on Love Island oh gosh were they a lot younger than you I was the oldest did you feel it

even though it's like five years don't you think in your twenties that makes such a difference it does and that was one reason why I wasn't going to do it

because I was like I'm too old now you're not too old absolutely not no but then do you know what I look back and I'm like

I've made a friend Sammy she's only 23 oh my god she's lovely and Sammy acts older than me and I'm like it's not really about your age and we now we're going on holidays together

we're literally best friends and I think she's 23 but we are literally the same person so age didn't matter but in there I was a bit like

I don't know when I'm going a date with a 21 year old like oh god yeah and Casey was the oldest which probably was why I went with him as well

right but yeah I did feel a bit old in there aww that's old I mean do you know what I feel like that's a thing

as well isn't it like women feel we have the pressure as you approach 30 definitely you have that pressure don't you and it's silly absolutely ridiculous no it is really silly

because like what we've all said you shouldn't be settling for something that is not enough for you 100% and like I'm now going

like a lot of my friends and they're younger than me are engaged married kids and I'm not but I'm actually not jealous I'm like

I actually I've got to the point where I'm like when it's time it's time 100% when it's your time I'm enjoying myself

yeah I used to be really jealous you'd rather hold out yeah I used to want kids like young but now I'm really happy and I'm happy to have kids

that I can like just give back and you can go to Ibiza like you are now like you are now yeah it's such a nice position to be in

honestly enjoy it that's what I was before I met James enjoy every single second because when you meet someone and settle down that time of your life

is then over so just rinse it and like you say when it's your time it's your time like chill out go on all the dates go on all the dates

but I can't date I hate dates I get a date for you I'll cancel last minute I don't want to do it I get worked up my mum's like no mum do you not meet anyone

because you don't date them she's right I've never been on a date in my life I don't that's really bad advice by the way you should go on one

you should you should and I need someone to like Claudia get on a date it's like an interview no I'm just not I'm on your

but I'd rather meet someone organically on a night out same and then we'll go on a date yeah you already know each other but you've texted you've met on a couple nights out

that's what I'm talking about yeah but like you have to go on a date with someone you do oh no you do you can be hide

I don't know how I feel really uncomfortable honestly I get I feel like Lauren goes straight to Netflix and shit I go straight to marriage and kids

do you know you come out with random stuff and I get panicky it's like no no sitting there across the table

no go you'll have fun you're like and then you're like um so what do you do right right so we are fully immersing you in nip tuck yeah we're gonna tell this you are part of part and parcel so we've got this thing have you listened before i have listened we've got this thing called slutty susan where people send in the slutty things that they've been up to oh my god the story i said the other day about the girl

in barcelone um in barcelona that ran to the front of the queue and she would be on the bender you when we got when we were getting on the plane at the airport at the airport I was telling them that the other day when that we've not found her

when that woman came to the front she was like I've been on a bender I need to get on my plane how funny was that oh that was brilliant so he said you're gonna find her we've not found her

so it's that kind of thing it's that kind of thing that vibe okay right go on oh how weird we've just been talking about like age and stuff

haven't we okay let's go hi girls and Lucas literally just listen to we're having a baby congratulations Ash and Ed had to say I actually filled up

with tears at the part you said about talking about pregnancy from the beginning and if it goes wrong still talk normalising miscarriage etc

really touched a nerve and made me feel quite emotional as it's so true and I hope people listening to your pod will do this more I'm lucky I'm 46

I've had 3 children 21, 20 and 10 fortunately never once had any complications or losses so I do consider myself as very fortunate good luck with this

pregnancy ass and all other pregnant listeners oh what a lovely lady oh that's lovely Let's get to the good stuff. Oh, gosh, I thought that was just a nice thing. No, no, no.

There's nothing slutty about that, honey. Oh, I was going to say, I'm confused. Well, she has had sex three times. Woo! I like you. I also listened to Lauren when she said about slutty Susan that she's forgotten loads of stuff she could say. Same here, love.

As a 40-odd-year-old who liked to rave in the 90s, my memory is full. I do remember one thing, though. It was about 15 years ago when I was with my ex, the father of my two children, who was a fat, lazy... Beep! I'll see you next Tuesday. Who I couldn't stand, hence why I'm not with him anymore.

I like her. But anyway, I'd been texting my ex and I'd met up with him a few times. What don't you do? One night I'd gone into time with my friend. The partner was at home with the kids. Fat, C-U-N-T. And I coincidentally, wink, wink, bumped into my ex. We had sex in the pub toilet.

And then I ended up taking him home to my mate's house and we were shagging till 4am. Oh my God. Fucking brilliant. Wow. That kind of sex with an ex is like... The filthiest. Oh, yeah.

It's necessary now and again. He dropped me around the corner from my house in a taxi and I snuck in. By the way, none of my exes get any ideas. I know, I'm panicking. No, please. Drop me around the corner from my house in a taxi and I snuck in expecting my partner to be in bed

like he usually was. I'm like, nope. He was sat up. Sorry, I've just read the end. He was sat up waiting for me, horny as fuck, as he knew I'd be pissed. She'd already been rogered He thought he could have his wicked way with me

I'd sobered up a bit by then I thought, fuck you, if you want it, you're getting it I made all the moves And then I laid down on the living room Carpet, pushed his head What? No, this story Pushed his head down there To make him, and let him lick

I can't even say this My ex is just out of my panic He looked up at me, head between legs And said, you're all wet Little did he know it was my ex I'm sorry you know what it tastes

maybe the guy I know they wouldn't they've never tasted it oh fuck off men definitely taste their own sperm they're horrible bastards Lucas

oh oh he's gay of course he has I did feel guilty for a bit but when I got rid of him he lied to friends and family

left me to raise my kids alone and never paid a penny so I'm classing it as karma go on girl I'm fully supporting that I think that was brilliant

well done you that's fantastic well done you dirty bitch what's it called porridge porridge stirring have you heard of that

stirring the porridge well he was eating the porridge he was Goldilocks and the fat bears Goldilocks and the fat sea and the three kids

and the three kids he's Goldilocks Goldilocks and the three kids that's this episode Goldilocks oh we can't say that he's going to have to

keep leaving that I love that more like that more like that Thank you so much for coming on. And you literally, you answered all of our questions. Yeah, she didn't back out. You didn't hold back.

I might be in contact with you later on. Yes, can you just get rid of that? And we'll say, yeah, yeah, of course we will. And then the episode will come out. Lauren, ask her one X-rated question before we finish. Because I know you're filthy like that. But I feel a bit guilty. Will your mum and dad listen?

If they are listening. Go on, hit it out of my mouth. And then you can tell. What's your favourite sex position? Mine is. Or what's your worst? the worst either

my favourite reverse reverse oh that's the worst like like that yeah does the penis bend that way

let me yeah obviously it goes up doesn't it yeah like that literally like that oh you can give yourself a rub then as well

yeah yeah I mean there's probably a few more but that's a bit worse for you you're like every man's dream yeah you are mine's lying on my back

mine's on my back on my phone with my phone over his shoulder that's mine no I joke I joke I'm actually quite good on top nine

mine's being bent over the till at Selfridges what his head that gets bent over the his head that gets bent over the till

and his arse spanked when you go to Selfridges Ash what's your favourite position literally lying down doing nothing doing fuck all

what's yours lying down my worst is doggy is my worst no my worst is girl on top

I don't mind that I'm so crazy yeah I'm too lazy. I can't. Or when they make you, when they're like sat like this and then you have...

Oh, no, I can't do that. No. I can grind. It's a grind for me. It's a workout, that one. It's a workout. That hurts. The other day,

I was doing the, you know, every now and again, you think, I have to do it. So I got on top. I can't do it. I can't tell you the burn.

And I was thinking, it's burning, it's burning, burning, burning. It hurts so bad on my thighs. Maybe that's what we need more Pilates for. I've given up the efforts.

Anyway. Well, I mean, you're doing something right because you're pregnant again. Yeah, you're pregnant. Like, something's going right, isn't it? Well, thank you, anyway. Thank you for answering that question. Oh, my God, did you think of a fart that would haunt you

or have you not got one? Yeah. I don't think I've got... Did you fart on Love Island? Oh, yeah, did you fart on there? No, everyone had stomach problems and I think you were all trying to hold it in because it was like,

that's my problem, I have stomach problems because nobody wanted to do it and in bed it's very light. I think I coughed once and it might have came out and I thought, there's someone here and I don't know who did it or not. Oh, my God. but no I pretty much

in Love Island just held it the whole time you just didn't fart I was so scared I would open my cheeks and silently let one come out with tissue right

anyway I'd be awful I fart all the time oh it's natural it's so natural so you can follow Claudia on her Instagram what's your Instagram handle

Claudia Fogarty that's it really spell it right because I spelled it wrong Laura spells it with an E which is mortifying she messaged me she was like

you've spelled it wrong it's not Fogarty it's Fogarty Fogarty on Instagram and her outfits are literally girls girls

very nice summer outfits on there so if anyone's going on holiday go and have a little look at her very inspo-y you're going to have

to keep it up now aren't you well you're going to see a job now hun on nip tuck we want you to get your voice heard

so we that slutty Susan was right up my street that's the level we want we don't want like oh I once had sex with two men

in one night well so does everyone that was a joke that was a joke it was a joke you can also get in touch via whatsapp that means voice notes as well so we can play them out in future episodes so if you want to

remain anonymous i can never say that remain anonymous then you just tell us and we won't tell anyone who you are and everyone can watch this week's episode and all of our other episodes on patreon it's well worth that because there are times where we make hand gestures that you can't see or facial or facial expressions that give quite a lot of squeeze lauren under yeah and says don't say that or we mime things and you're missing it there's a lot that goes on on there We also have competitions over there and all sorts of bobs. And on Friday, what have we got, Lauren? Gender Reveal.

So stay tuned. It's the Gender Reveal. I hate Gender Reveals, but I'm excited for this. And if it's not a schmail, Lauren's going to schmai. Oh, I will schmai. Bye. Bye.