Nip Tuck - Guest Special: Katie Alex

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

Todays episode is a special one as the girls are joined by their friend Katie Alex from The Real Housewives of Cheshire. The girls discuss the goss from the latest series, plus how Katie knows them inside and out... literally!The girls also discuss Katie's job as a nurse where she tightens...Well she tightens things let's just say. To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod. Or you can email [e-mail] can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone]Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys and welcome to nip tuck and not giving a fuck we have a special guest with us today we do have a special guest and that's because this podcast celebrates being unapologetically amazing the best version of yourself and katie is one of us isn't she is katie on today so katie Hi Katie Hello lady She is one of my good friends And I actually met her because she did some work on me And me

In fact it's funny this because I've actually not Katie's seen my vagina I'm like looking you in the eye now You normally look at my labia I know It's nice to look at you You are so pretty actually But I looked at your fanny

I did not think your face would look like that Katie who's got a nicer vagina me or Lauren no you can't I am not answering that I can probably answer that I've seen your befores and mine I would say

yours is probably nicer I can't remember what yours looked like I don't know I think they're quite similar oh are they yeah like nice

maybe you're like a type of person yeah I think they're quite similar I think we've got similar vaginas but yeah so Katie has

had her hand up both of our fannies no no can we just correct that Lauren I have not had my hand up your vaginas You have used a machine inside us So basically Katie

just tell us about you and how would you explain what you do Okay, so I am a nurse by trade and I use radio frequency to tighten women's vaginas internally and externally

Who doesn't want that? She's like, God See Tessia, fairy godmother yeah so when we put um on tiktok the video about the ultra femme that we both had the comments were all like they were so bad oh my god i get absolutely rinsed on tiktok but loads of people putting in the comments i want katie's job loads of people so we got the usual which i bet you get all the time from the men oh do you need an assistant really funny guys really good joke next one

and then the other one we got loads of men like she must be they were literally killing on me weren't they

they were like fucking bike how many she shagged and I was like oh Jesus they were horrific did you reply

no sometimes I do now and again I give it them back I did give one girl it back the other day it wasn't about the fanny oh Lauren

I can't help it now she puts she didn't put anything bad she puts them like you talk about men because we made a joke didn't we saying that

oh 12 years in a relationship it's a joke it's tongue in cheek I'm gonna happy I will be happy with you tongue in asshole

tongue in ass it's tongue in ass and she puts them like oh these women they slag they slag men off but they're just as toxic and I just put

it's tongue in cheek yeah it's like it's a joke they just don't get it you're just boring and you've had so much filler you've got a lisp

I've got so much filler I've got a lisp you've caught a lisp I want somebody to say yeah I've got speech impediment no but a lot of men

would basically say it no so can you get a blue badge really quick yeah i can't believe you just said that can i just ask a genuine question here this is like serious so obviously i've got a bit of a lisp but it's not the worst it's not like but it's there fear has got a full lisp is it hereditary yes so a speech therapist messaged me because i put it on my insta and it's to do there's different types of lisps but one of them is to do with the when you say an s everyone else puts the tongue there yeah your tongue is big

isn't it no my tongue isn't big I haven't got a big roof of mouth so I don't do this I do this anyway whatever

I'm good at blowjobs whatever I'm actually not so if Thea does it I'm actually not Thea has got it so do I try and take her

to a therapist now or not I think I should because she might have a really bad one how old is she so she's only nearly five

I've never noticed it oh my god it's so bad is it but that is something that she might grow out of however

I think the earlier the better I think because I don't mind having like a quirkiness but if it's cute when you're 5 it ain't cute

when you're 35 it's not cute anymore I think you're cute I'm cute I mean I'm only 32 but when I'm 35 I feel like it's not going to be cute

I think in another 3 years it's just so not cute I just feel like so I think anyone that's got any advice on this any speech therapists if we want to get one in

me and Theo I can't stop looking at your mouth my tongue it does my boyfriend thinks it's so cute it is cute

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her fuck fuck katie doesn't want to say the word oh you need to get off you need to get off then get her off someone someone get another guest she's shit honestly oh she's got me oh look at she's funny basket i have to be careful like i feel like i am nurse by day housewife by night okay well you can be nurse today then and we love your messages someone actually got in touch to say that they have been listening in Perth. So we've had Australia, we've had New Zealand, we've had Mexico, we've had India, loads of Dubai. The Dubai girls fucking love us

and I feel like we're a bit of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're all Scouse. Yeah, we love Scouse. And we love Scouses. But yeah, India was a good one as well, I thought. So there's been people everywhere getting in touch. So thank you for that.

We've been listening all over the world. I had so many questions for her. Like, I literally, I found her and I was like, I want this treatment. I found you off Instagram. Ashley, I think you phoned me. the day after a surgical procedure yeah it was an operation and said can i come in i was like oh my god i had honestly when she gets on when did you have surgery she's like well yesterday

it was when i had my hernia done i bet she was lying there in bed like what can i do next shall we speak in six weeks yeah and she hammered me i did and then well you hammered me best one i've had you know anyway oh my god i was asking all these questions and i was like listen i love spending money on shit katie but does this work and she was like i promise it works yeah and i was like right okay well go on then let's have it and then um ed was like yeah it works and stuff it works it works like you wouldn't think because it's pain-free it felt really really quick yeah it's like quite an enjoyable it's quite nice it's like really warm katie said on one of my first appointments she said that she's been out before and people's

husbands have come over to her and been like thank you shook my hand stop it swear to god so we did it let's be honest for pure vanity we wanted a tighter coochie but it can't stop you pissing yourself however now there's another end of scale so can you tell us katie about the women that come to you that aren't like us who just wanted a tighter fanny what about the people that this was life-changing for and that really medically needed this procedure tell us like those kinds of people okay so the other side of ultra femme 360 is kind of what i could call the medical side so ladies about 60 to 70 percent of ladies that come to see me is suffering from yeah it is um stress urinary incontinence so what what's that okay so stress urinary incontinence is basically

leaks dribbles of urine right which would not have you ever had that i've never loads of my friends have it after natural births your like bladder infections issues that never ever had that so is it like when people when people cough and they go oh yeah so you put a stress on your bladder so it might be coughing running jumping sneezing laughing do men piss themselves oh men don't do anything they just get given the child nothing happens to them they can they don't piss themselves they don't get fat they don't get stretch marks they don't get a loose arsehole or pedas and just get handed the baby they just get handed the baby and they don't want it then and then they go to the pub

but that was no that was unfair there are fantastic fathers out there so so there's a lot of people when they do certain things do a little wee

absolutely and that's what those tenor lady pants are for so a lot of ladies are kind of conditioned to think that it's part of life part of life

you have a baby or you reach a certain age and you put a pad on oh my god it's so true do you not think that when you've had kids people make a joke and they go, oh, well, I've not stopped pissing myself since that.

It's not funny. And we all laugh about it and we're all like, yes, when you've had a kid, you know what happens, as if it's just... You're going to be fucked. That's it, you just piss yourself forever and that's that. But how is that funny? Because that can affect you physically.

Oh, my God. Sexually, yeah. Emotionally. How many pairs of underwear would you have to buy? I know there was that advert, wasn't there, that got banned? There was an advert and it was like for a tenor lady, you know, those pull-on knickers? Yeah.

And it was a lady that had just had a baby on the advert and she was like going into the baby's bedroom putting the baby to sleep and then she had these knickers on it said something like um they'll just solve all your problems kind of thing one of the problem is you are waiting through my door not the knickers but leaflets basically saying that it's fine to piss yourself just by the pads yeah wow but a gynecologist then came out and was like these adverts need to be banned because it's not normal to be pissing yourself so how can your treatment change that

yeah how can it fix it yeah how can it fix that or improve it yeah so stress urinary incontinence is usually caused by a weak pelvic floor

okay that's the thing that sometimes we squeeze don't we Ash when we're recording I'm doing it now mine's so strong so am I actually

I can do it never mind go on with a willy inside I knew you were going to say that I know how her mind works I can literally do it

like this I'm doing it now can you and mine's so strong Anyway, carry on. That is the funniest thing. Lauren said that she can fanny fart on demand. Oh my God, I can.

So I know this digresses, but I can actually suck air up. Go on, do it. I can't because I have to have my legs in the air and stuff. Don't make a clip of this. I can suck air up my vagina and then do this. And it goes like a fanny fart.

And I can also, in the water, suck water up, stand up, and squirt it out like a rapid. I can squirt it out like a dolphin. Like literally, like, what's that thing you buy, those water things? Do you know what you get on?

wild waddy or something like that honestly i can suck the water up and then i just squeeze and it flies out so basically with the radio frequency the radio frequency is delivered via an electrical current okay which stimulates new collagen elastin yeah and blood supply to the vaginal canal so the vaginal canal thickens the wall of the canal okay it does as well yeah so that which i can feel it yes okay but it also acts as scaffolding I always say acts as scaffolding supports the bladder and the pelvic floor so we have three treatments we do three treatments seven to fourteen days apart but generally nine times out of ten after that first session that's when stop wow stress urinary incontinence so I absolutely this is the best bit of my job when a lady will walk through

the door and she'll tell me that she no longer has to wear pads or she doesn't have to buy pads it's absolutely incredible I absolutely love it I can imagine you know it's great like I've said me and Ash have done it for a little bit

of a cosmetic reason but for someone to come in and say you've changed my life I used to cough and wee and now I don't I love that but it's true I could feel

after the first treatment I had a little root around and I could feel a rumble I had a rummage a rummage a rummage what's wrong with those bags

when you just have to pick a present out of it what's it called Lucky Dip I had a rummage in the Lucky Dip tell me your vagina's not like Lucky Dip

well you know you've been in it I don't know if I would describe this as rummage. The rummage is inside. That's such a you word. Anyway, and it was thicker. The walls were thicker. It was juicier.

Have you noticed that you're a little bit more moist? Yes. There you go. I am more moist. Moist is one of the worst words. Speaking of, I have to say, the actual treatment, we spoke about this, I don't know if it was last week or the week before, it's actually quite nice.

And we were saying that in our process, i could like you know it felt quite nice but the only time that it felt a little bit like oh jesus christ when you were doing the outside i mean it's quite sexual in a way is it i don't know have you done it on yourself gator yeah of course you have what do you what was just she just the same thing of course she does i said it's like putting a dildo in the microwave yeah and giving yourself one it's just warm it doesn't feel hot inside does it's just no honestly it was enjoyable and then externally the externals

that's like a little warm little warm probe yeah hot stone yeah I really I liked it anyway so if anyone has got we actually got asked

a couple of questions somebody that doesn't sound good somebody sent one in saying will this help me I delivered twins naturally I guess yes

I mean Jesus go on girl for one but I guess that would be the kind of person that would help yeah absolutely I just think it helps anyone

yeah well who doesn't want to tighten them in people on tiktok can i just say one thing as well that really makes me mad right they really really and you can put this on fucking fucking tiktok really pisses me off when they say so when i put that thing they were like she must have been shagged by loads of guys darling i have regular sex with my boyfriend a lot of people say it's the same having a relationship for 10 years and being at it every night twice a night is the same as going home with a different man every weekend

why are you people so stupid stupid people it's men it's men round's over okay guys so speaking of

social media there's an elephant in the room Ashley get it off your chest erm but it's not Lucas so Lucas

you fucking set yourself up Lucas you like hash browns erm okay so let me just

do do do bitch me and Ashley can fall out of this right this weekend's been absolutely vile i've been drunk most of the weekend she's been drunk and abusive my instagram keeps getting it's not hacked it's deleted so if you're a micro influencer like me or lauren or katie and you've got under a hundred thousand followers anyone is open to this so all someone does is presses a button and goes this person's impersonating someone this person's doing sexy stuff or whatever and instagram have to investigate

it so they close your account down so that's what it is for 48 hours okay that needs to change because like i said to you this weekend it's just gonna happen this is your job this is your business this is your job but there's nothing i can do about it someone coming to work and being like right you're sacked for a week yeah it's really bad but they know that so ashley's got deleted and you couldn't really get through to Instagram could you there was nothing

that you could do if anyone's got a direct contact at Instagram like let us know I feel like I'm gonna me and Katie

are scared to associate with her we went to the bathroom before I was like have you been posting after she was like no I said no

I actually put a little post up on Saturday when she got it back for the first time and then I deleted it she told me to delete it as well she was like

your mum wants to be friends with her so she's got it back for now oh they deleted my sisters as well yeah I was gonna say yeah look what happened to Frankie

fucking ass stay away from her so me and Ash have literally nearly fallen out this weekend because it is horrific it's so sad and really bad but Ashley

I mean she's been abusive towards me I've got a voice note no no no no no no no I've got a voice note am I going to see a different side of you

so we obviously this it is really bad I'm not taking that away like it's her livelihood it's fucking really bad but I mean there's only so many times you can say

I'm so sorry have you dyed your hair brown yeah I like it Not on purpose, really. It's going to go a bit lighter. I've got a weave and everything. It's fully changed.

It's a full new head of hair. I like it. It does look really nice. It's a bit dark at the minute. Anyway. Anyway. So, I went out at the weekend. Natalie was still really upset about this.

And she rang me four times while I was in Monkey House. And I couldn't answer it because it was literally boom, boom, boom. So, I was texting her. What was that like, by the way? Monkey House is amazing. Really good. I didn't go to the club. I went home afterwards.

But the food was fucking insane. Oh, was it? Yeah, the club I heard was okay. And I'd been texting. i'd put it on my story that someone had been hacked and and everything she was ringing me i couldn't answer and then i got this you do whatever the fuck you want to do but i'm in distress right now and you can't even pick up the phone i think it's really fast so whatever

and you can't even she doesn't she doesn't ever ring me back no i don't but she doesn't I'm flat I don't ever ring anyone back so that was one well when you need help with your Instagram

no just wait and I'm the expert well what could you do I did everything a few weeks ahead of you so she was fuming I did everything I could possibly do

for her and it wasn't enough and can I just send you well I'll find it anyway guys there's one more as well do you know what she's been a bitch

I'm just gonna have a well I've got two operations coming up so I think what I'm gonna do is just not have Instagram and then come back as a new person

and then you'll get kicked off again for impersonating someone else that's not you fat taken out of my arms and they're putting it in my hip dips

amazing I'm renuviating and then I'm having bum implants I just don't agree with that at all I think that's a bad idea you haven't got any fat

on your arms no I agree with that but I think the bum's a bad idea we'll be back shortly with your questions after their break after Katie probes

us in the corner welcome back now this is the part of the podcast where it's all about you guys so we're gonna answer your questions now we've got one here age gap katie over to me you know a lot about an age gap don't you hun i do i do so i'm just trying to count how many years between myself and me by saying that we'll have to know your age it's 17 oh my god yeah 17 so that'd be like me going out with a i'm 32 how old are we 59 it'd be are we 31 or 32 we're 32 so i'm nearly 33 yeah i don't it's really bad so add seven eight nine 59 it'd be you going out of 59 no no it wouldn't that Isn't that a 59?

No, it wasn't. 49. 49. Yeah, it's not that bad, is it? No, I don't think so. So what I'm going to do, first of all, I'm going to read the question. And then, Katie, I want your input on this because you're the one. Oh, my God.

17 years. 17 years. It's the same. Married with child. Okay. Shagging an old man. Here we go. So age gap question.

So this lady met somebody through work. They didn't know each other for ages. the initial relationship was long distance city breaks away they had a great time didn't find out sorry she's bullet pointed

it's a bit hard to read I didn't find out his age until our first abroad holiday she obviously looked at his passport didn't she silly cow that face dropped 17 years

still got on the flight though I was going to say she still walked on to business class though didn't she did do I have daddy issues probably

is it the best sex of my life defo oh that's interesting because I think younger are better. Was it the most natural connection? Sorry. I'm on it today, aren't I? And starts a relationship

after so many footballs messing me about. Yeah. Yeah, and then she got a real mum. The caveat, was I the Wendy to his Peter Pan? And does he actually want to grow up? If I have daddy issues, what does he have? So I think what she's trying to say is, I'm interested in this older man.

I don't know what it is. Is it that I've got daddy issues? Is it just normal? Do you have daddy issues, Katie? and then it's like she's saying or does he just want me because he wants

a younger fling like is this I think what she's trying to say is this genuine or is the issues here Katie tell us how you and Mason met how you came about

because you've got a big fucking age gap well that's the same as this girl 17 years where did you meet him Waitrose car park I thought you were

going to say I don't know where I thought you were going to say if you want a premium olderly edge Waitrose olderly edge just catch me outside baby

we're all going to have stood there Cam Forth is also a goodie on a Friday night, 5 o'clock. You get the guys that can do a bit of DIY, honestly. And the guys that are renovating property. Exactly. Okay. Why have you never thought of these things?

Well, mine's a builder, so I can just have anything I want whenever. I just hang around B&Q for them. Yeah. All right. He's also in demolition, though, isn't he? I hope everyone... Lucas needs a full-on spot on this show. Yeah, he does.

It's all right. We've renovated, haven't we, darling? Katie is on the jokes. right anyhow okay let's go so what was his chat up line um he was actually a he was i can't say it was he a bit rude no he was an absolute arse oh that's why you fancied him yeah he was an arse um so it was a mutual friend that introduced us um at the time and i have been told how old were you 29 okay right that's fine carry on so i was 29 okay um i had previously been in quite a long relationship actually right i think nearly 11 years oh and i lived on my own i was look i was

actually loving life yeah um you know i was working hard and that's when you played hard do you know what in the back of my mind yeah i did want to settle down i think 29 is that age where you're like fuck yeah my body clock was on my mind but equally i was having fun and i was like oh honestly that is when you meet them isn't it yeah did you fancy him straight away yeah i did see i what did he say and what was his chat up line well he didn't have one was he like hello can i have your number you know the first thing he said to me was i don't like mango juice right because i'd be so this mutual friend um said listen we're outside we're outside waitrose I can see your car

I want to introduce you to Mason this is Mason who I want to set you up with I know so I was like right okay I'm just getting a drink

he said will you bring a couple of drinks out for us so I did handed Mason through the he didn't get out the car because he was ill

so he sat in the driver's seat of a nice car of his Range Rover yeah I was going to say what red was it brand new brand new of course

I checked whenever my sister whenever my sister goes on a date I'm that woman in the window and I'm going to add 17 plate Mercedes

let's not see this one again get the value get the value no she said oh I don't know if one was wearing

a Hugo Boss watch she had to leave oh no that's so sad anyway yeah anyway I handed him this drink

through the window and he just went yeah I don't like mango juice and I thought how fucking rude how rude you just take it

you just went thanks yeah so that was it very very short and sweet and then it must have been a few days later

Mango juice is a fucking weird thing to buy someone. Why did you buy him some fucking mango juice? Because I wanted mango juice. I've never... What? I mean, get him a water. No. Okay.

So, did you fancy him? Do you fancy older men in general? I have always been attracted to older men. And I think... I mean, people talk about daddy issues. Like, yeah, all right, my parents separated when I was younger. But then I've had a really great father figure in my life. So you've not got daddy issues?

No, no, no, not at all. but I don't I've always been a little bit more grown up for my age men also don't they say they're like 10 years

younger mentally than women anywhere so to find someone the same age as you you've got to go 10 years older and I've not been a mega party animal

I knew I did not want to meet a guy a fuck boy yeah a fuck boy same age as me who was out every Friday and Saturday

shoving God knows what up his nose you know not wanting to come here who I couldn't trust and who was just about building his career

I you know I was working I knew what I wanted I was getting to the age where I did want to be a mum I did want to be a wife because you can feel it coming on can't you

it's weird and then I go on a first date with Mason after a couple of weeks and he was he basically put his cards on the table he was like

listen I want to be a husband I do want a wife I have no children and I want a child I was like shit they're ticking these boxes here

but in the back of my mind men wake up one day and they're enlightened aren't they and don't get me wrong he wooed me We went on so many amazing dates. But this sounds like this is what's happening with this lady.

And you do. You know what? Age just, it's in, you know, it sounds a cliche. It really was a number. Yeah. However, obviously then we decided we'd have a baby. We had Evie. I did have a few panicky moments thinking, shit, you know,

there is massive age gap and how will this impact? He's going to die before you. So how old was Evie? when she's old will she see him have kids how old was Evie when

so how old was Mason when you had Evie oh so 48 what was he 49 see that to me

sounds so old to have a child yeah to me he's not got any others no no that sounds so old

because I mean men can have men can fucking get them at 80 can't they it's not that big a deal but I can imagine that you were like

hasn't Bernie Eccleston had a kid in his like 90s but you do i would imagine think about your child and think right okay when she's wanting this that and the other he's then gonna be he doesn't seem that old though when you meet him he doesn't no that's the thing i forgot about the age because you know no disrespect but you know he is quite a young yeah you know 50 odd he really i mean your sugar daddy he gets a cough he's not my sugar daddy no i am the more mature one in our relationship yeah you actually are i think the main thing is you've always looked you've you're attracted to older men yeah you always have yeah so it's not like and i don't know what and is it true that

they're better in bed katie yeah i need to know this do you think it's true i'm not even going there she's not there she can't we've pushed her too far right push her too far what's your Anyway, I've pushed everyone too far today. Yeah, you have. In short, basically, babe, if you're having fun, ride that 17 years older than you dick all you want, baby girl. Ride it to the retirement home, honey. Yeah, you're not.

Why am I like this? Lauren. I don't know. I don't know why I said that. Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Get that tartan blanket over his knees. Woo!

Ride that wheelchair all the way home. Sorry. Right, okay, okay. Stop. I'm giddy. Yeah, you're not hurting anyone, sweetheart, so you carry on with that. Carry on, hon.

Right, Katie, well, how did you enjoy that fish? She's sweating. I am sweating. She's actually sweating. She doesn't know what to do. She's nervous and scared. We've shaken her up. Are we fucked, Katie?

You are on another level of fucked, aren't you? But people listen to us. They like it. okay guys if anyone works at Instagram please get in touch with me

please please get in touch with Ashley please I can't live through another few days of this Katie's had it as well

if you don't I'm just gonna disappear honestly she's horrible I was going to Ed all weekend I'm just gonna be a mum that lasted all of about 24 hours

it lasted about 30 minutes and then I was like no I'm just gonna be a mum you know hashtag wholesome Sunday oh wholesome

the word wholesome if you've ever used the word wholesome if you've ever used the word wholesome don't come at me bro because it's not

fucking cool anyway remember on nip tuck she's an angry little rich girl it's better than just being angry angry poor girl

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