Nip Tuck - Hacking Scandal

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

Lauren tells us about getting hacked, and it's stressing us out just listening! And Ashley tells us about her being a serial entrepreneur with her new love of Vinted! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck so lauren has had an absolute the phone hacking scandal it happens to me too i must be famous it wasn't the news of the world though um oh i've had a nightmare so my phone not my phone my emails you've had a bit of a shit i've had a really shit week i'm not gonna lie um the coming threes you had that one thing that we we can't talk about yet which what we can never talk about that what's that oh you don't know that thing happens to me no the thing that things happened to me before the thing that i rang you about yeah that only you and james know yeah oh my god i'll tell you so that happened then the

phone hacking yeah and then just like is there something else i'm not oh there's a third we can perhaps well tommy's not very well so whatever that could be it um right so let me tell you and the reason i'm going to bore people with this is because apparently it's really massively common so i changed my phone for to an iphone 17 which is the newer one whatever when i got it i had to change everything over so i didn't really think much of it just messing around you're logging into everything and then i started getting some text messages that said like you're you know ut otp over the pants over the pants code and i started getting these texts through and i didn't really think much of it because my phone was being messing around and i was getting things later and

I thought it was because I was re-logging in and whatever, probably I should have noticed earlier, but I didn't really notice. Then I got a notification about a password reset. I thought I didn't do that. And again, plodded on, thought nothing much of it. Then I got a text, I got an email. I was driving to Pilates, my one time on my own,

got in the car, set off, and I got this message and it said, your Ticketmaster account password reset. I thought, I haven't done that. so i just pulled over really quickly and then i got another one straight away saying ticket master has accepted your sale of tickets to an nba game in america i was like i didn't know it was a women's i haven't i haven't and i'm thinking did i did i have i sold some tickets i don't know so we know you're a bit of a wheeler i'm a bit of a wheeler anyway i thought i didn't do that i didn't do that and that's when now the now i'm saying it sounds really obvious that i know i can't believe i

didn't notice it at the same time like a day before i'd got an email and it was one of those emails that we've probably all had them that says lauren i have hacked into your phone and i have what caught you wanking to porn and i'm going to send that video to everybody and they know your passwords they write you and i thought i just ignored it because i thought i fucking had loads of them anyway turns out it was all wanks and yeah turns out it was all tied in um so then i go on my emails and it starts ramping up so i pulled over in the car park in my pilates gear and i'm like what the fuck and my phone was starting to go off off off went into my inbox i was constantly getting inboxes lauren we are watching you lauren time's running out lauren

harris we are in your emails and it was coming and it was coming then i get a message um i'm trying to message ticket master that wasn't me then i start getting we're trying to log into this that and i'm literally like fuck it was like this girl um stacked by nikki it happened to her and she said she can only describe it as standing on marbles when your feet are going and you're trying you're like whoa oh my god i can't even imagine and so i'm like fuck anyway another thing i remembered is my mum messaged me the other day saying have you used my bank for something you know when you've got and i was like no why should i've had an otp code so i'm it's all coming back to me honestly i was sweating i was thinking right okay focus focus focus so i'm like right

cancel my cards first thing so i'm going on i've got three bank accounts cancel cancel cancel cancel no you're making me feel so i cancelled all my bank cards um that's the first thing that i did then i'm thinking can't you do that on your app yeah i went in my app cancel cancel cancel them all so i thought right but i didn't know how long they'd been in there they must have been in there a good few days so then right so i think right so then i'm trying to change my password for outlook right this is where it starts getting really difficult so i go on i'm going chat gpt's helping me I'm like I've been hacked please help them they're helping me and so please no I say please and thank you to him like when he helps me I say thank you so I got on and he said right you

need to do this isn't this so I went on and what I just in time stopped them doing so you know you have a recovery email so when your email goes down they will send a code to your recovery email and it's my mum's email they'd gone on there they were about to change my mum's email to their email because it was some random stuff and i just managed to knock it off on time and and then say someone's in my account so that got sorted then i then chat gpt said go on here and it will tell you everywhere that your phone your emails have been logged in indonesia south africa america it's all going on so i'm removing all these devices at the same time i'm still getting emails we're watching you lauren harris no it was the one that was like time

time sticking and i was literally and i was literally sweating and i was like ah trying to do it so then i changed my password i changed my password and i thought and every time i did it i had to ring my mum and get the code and and james thinks i'm in pilates and i'm sat in this car park near my house sweating vaping frantically vaping so my mum's ringing me giving me the codes i'm anyway so i managed to when there's been a breach so i changed the password i thought right okay right go home tell james i was like oh god quite flustered but i was fine got home told james then i got in bed and i thought right okay i've changed the password now and jeez i'd need a sleeping tablet after that and then ding your order from asos was unsuccessful what i haven't

done an order did i do an order go on the order very lovely style i must admit the coats were gorgeous some lovely boots some nice it was giving like winter chic winter chic but i didn't do it it was like long to the ankle skirts with a pair of boots yeah i mean it wasn't me it was it was it was all a very it was a lovely outfit whoever was doing it was gorgeous stylish hacker so i'm like i didn't do that order did it not say like the address yes where i'm not i wouldn't even go to the police because they would tell me to fuck off but yeah there was an address it was somewhere in london yeah your name addressed the lot so what i've worked out well i'll get to it so i'm like well i didn't make this order throwing my phone in the air trying to contact asos i didn't make

now they've not made it with so then i go on asos remove all my cards because i had blocked them yes but so they hadn't used my card they'd used another card so this is what i've worked out they were you they've been using my accounts as a host yeah as a as a host account and then on there i think they're using probably fake or stolen credit cards do you know people do like half price man if you've ever seen that where people use credit i think i was just the host account and they were then using fake credit cards because they weren't my credit cards through my account so that nothing was coming back to them anyway the asos thing happens it wasn't taken from your money no it wasn't because i'd already removed all my cards they probably

tried but they wouldn't have had the three digits so they were using me to do fraudulent activity i think so it was coming back to it would come back to me not them so yeah so basically like if your data was on a data yes thing either they could have just bought it from there and yeah okay got it so then that happens i'm contacting asos they're not replying to me then asos send me an email saying we're closing your entire account because it's for so i've not got an asos account anymore i've not had time to redo and so that's gone so then i'm logging into h&m now luckily i do have two email addresses the one that they hacked is the one i've had since i was 12 can you imagine trying to can you imagine trying to remember every every account you've used for that

email address i couldn't i go on h&m i go on zara like the obvious ones that i've got apps for they're all my other emails so i'm thinking fine anyway i kept waking up in the night and checking my emails so i'm going on to my emails right and this is where it got really weird they were still in them i've changed my password i've logged everybody out they're still in them but what they were doing whenever I got an email it was going so I would be watching an email come through it might be a spam email from Zara and as soon as it came on it was being deleted so my emails were going before my eyes and I couldn't do anything and my drafts you know where you've written a draft and it says that it was the drafts we're watching you Lauren in my drafts as if I'd written

them they were typing to me through my drafts and it was pinned and it was important it was coming to the top of everything so in the middle of the night i'm thinking they're still in they're still in it gets this gets worse this carries on so this is in the middle it's not funny but everything i do we can make like it's how i live i'll make it funny so then um i'm panicking in the night i fell asleep when i woke up i thought and they're still in they're still so i'll go back to chat gpt they're still in there please help me and they talked me through thank fuck for that app like they taught me through a way of going on to Microsoft and there's something else and I'm not techie so I don't say it right but basically they had a load of apps

that were still logged in so yes I changed my password but they were still there was four different apps they were Chinese ones by the looks of it so once I removed all them it seemed like they'd gone there was no more draft emails we were good I'm still in the shit because i've got no accounts anymore i haven't got any bank cards like i'm still but i'm all right then i'm just getting about with my day but i'm panically constantly checking my emails panicking booking.com no you've made a reservation in switzerland no i have not and they'd gone on my booking.com and made a reservation for four nights in a stunning chalet so the outfits the The outfits that they were wearing for the chalet were gorgeous.

Like, these were, like, premium hacker. And I think my date had just been sold to somebody. And they booked a chalet stay in Switzerland. So I then emailed booking.com, who haven't replied to me yet, and I emailed the holiday place saying, just to let you know, the people that are about to arrive tonight is not me. They didn't give a fuck because it had been prepaid, but not on my card. So anyway, long story short, if this happens to you,

go on chat gpt tell them what's happened and they will because i can't i can't repeat it because i don't really know what i did they will tell you step by step and if you have any fucking accounts where you've used the same password for everything which i do they're not stupid once they've got your outlook they think let's try this email address they go in your inbox they search for like um sign up and they look at everything you've signed up to over the years then they go on that account welcome welcome to they go so they've gone on they've got booking ticket master ebay vinted uber all of them they've done them all then they go on to them they try the password nine times out of ten it's going to work or if not they can send an otp and it turns out that

with the iphone 17 you don't just have a sim card you have an e-sim they can buy an identical e-sim so they could also watch my text messages so they were getting my otp it's so scary but luckily from what i can gather god fucking touch wood they've not taken they couldn't get to my money but what they were using is my account to do fraudulent activity with other stolen cards so it's more that more than anything it's been a huge ball ache can i ask do you know how it happened like had you clicked on something nothing i've not clicked on anything i think it was potentially a data breach so what i think it was is an old this canva had a data breach amazon had a data there was that thing this week yeah i'm just i'm and where everything was down it could have been

two different things yeah they could have got my old email address and the same password that i use for everything on something else and tried their luck without looking i'm a dickhead and it worked i'm a dick or when i check because this all began when i changed to my new phone it happened the day after so there's a very good chance that when i got my sim it was duplicated already and that's how they've done it i don't know but guys if you get that is odd that it happened when you got the and it didn't scare me so when you actually read the email it was like we know what kind of porn you're into and we've watched you masturbating now that must mean that everyone does it yeah but luckily now once upon a time i would have been like oh shit but i know because i'm not horny at

the minute i have not masturbated for ages and i also know that since this new rule i haven't put my email address in so i haven't watched any porn yeah yeah so then what they did there's another thing when i started getting my account back they'd sent hundreds and hundreds of emails off my um off my email address one of them was to my dad i mean he won't have got it that's how old my account is saying do you remember this and a wink i thought oh fucking hell so if anyone's had an email off me it's obviously not me so that's where we're at now i have no bank cards hence i've just said to ashley babe i bought a vape on the work card this morning i'll pay back i had to use i'll pay it back i'll pay the tax whatever like i had to this

morning but i've got no bank cards i have no bank cards you can use the work thank you for my vape i had no bank cards i have no logins to anything i have no asos account anymore well at least it'll stop you spending what people say is like when they're trying to stop spending that they delete all of their apps well yeah like um one girl that i follow on instagram deleted her delivery when she was like i've saved like 600 quid and you know something else that happened to me at the weekend like i'm not this maybe it does come in threes um it's not even a big deal this but i don't know why i'm even telling this story it's really boring um so i feel like you've rambled so quick so i'd made a chili and you'd made food yeah i can do the odd thing i made a chili what in the fucking

microwave no i cut up all the ingredients and i made it in the slow cooker and i forgot the nachos so i went on just or uber eats and i ordered i had to spend a fortune to get it so i ordered some bread nachos and bacon for the morning and it told me that the co-op didn't have anything so i cancelled it and reordered it from asda and it took both of them and then asda came and co-op came and i spent 35 pounds on doritos that's it uh doritos i know they're awful but the kids like it now and again with the chili the vial they're covered in i know they just like a bit with the chili for nachos that's what nachos are in it no i just get the plain oh well anyway it cost me 35 pounds to poison my kids i'd probably pay a bit more but yeah i'd pay less to poison them um but

yeah it cost me that much to poison the children well at least you didn't do what ed did and paid the man a hundred quid to not play oh my god no to play oasis wasn't it he didn't play it though and then he went keep it when we went out yeah ed ed paid we haven't ed paid the dj a hundred pounds in a place that isn't oasis to play oasis and he's like yeah yeah took the hundred pounds and there was no oasis that i remember yeah but it wasn't an oasis kind of place it was like like a bar bumped bumped but imagine like dollar book you know everyone would have been like god we're embarrassing we're embarrassing people so yeah that's my life right i'm going shopping with sasha on friday and we're going to chateau mate for lunch oh lovely you'll have to

report that oh how was it oh it's lovely yeah it was um we went for lunch we all went with rach it was really nice it was like um it's dead vibey up there like it's like it's really like Did you go on, like, a Friday off? No, no, no, we went, like, at lunchtime, like, just in the middle of the week. No, I know I'm going at lunchtime. Yeah, and it was just... You can tell that that's going to be, like,

a place to go before a night out. And some of the girls at work said that it was, like, really busy. Like, on a Friday, they couldn't even get in. Like, I think it's, like, the new... The menu looks very nice. What kind of food is it? Not your kind.

Not me. It's Japanese. Well, kind of Japanese. No, but they do, like... Is it cold or warm? They did these sliders. Oh, I like a slider. Yeah.

i don't like cold things no it's like there's loads on there but you'd find stuff we need to mini burgers we need to book our table for where we're going after julie perry we really need to book it because some of the girls on patreon have been saying they're trying to book christmas nights out and stuff and everywhere is booked have i got so i feel like it's a giving tony p at this point i haven't got the kids so shall i get um tommy looked after and get james to get a table at louis with the boys james really wants to go to louis we try and get one let's do that for the boys we've been trying to organize to take them to grantley hall haven't we yeah but it's just so hard to get like days days that you're free ed's free james free kids us because

we said we'll take the boys for the night and he's like god i'm so lucky yeah we'll go whenever but he was like oh god this is lovely i thought oh bless but yeah he's not been so i would like to do that right tell us about enough of my boring life tell us about i am now um a would you call yourself like a serial entrepreneur if you've got four one two four i've got four businesses what are you for businesses people be really interested in this me as a person influencing yeah okay so i've got one yeah yeah cosmetic consult yeah nip tuck pod okay i've got two and my vinted account oh i've got three there hey and i do dabble on ticket master it seems you're a tout and i'm also a ticket tout wow okay tell us about you're a travel agent to ticket

Yes, actually, I still do that. Well, I don't do that. I buy my own off there. So actually, yeah, I'm an entrepreneur. When are you an entrepreneur? How many businesses do you need? Let me have a look. So have I technically got two?

I wouldn't have got to my influencer as well. No, I'm actually addicted to Vinted. Tell us how you're getting on. Like, I go off it and I don't do it for, like, months and weeks. But then when I'm in, like, I'm doing this clear out at the minute and I threw eight bags to charity on Sunday. i've got two black bin bags full of kids clothes for charity massive bin bags then yesterday kids wise i did four bin bags yeah christine's coming to get them today i've left them in my office

i would have given you two big bags just got rid of them oh yeah well no there's a really good broadheath tip i've not shut up about it yeah but it's got a charity lane as well and it's open until 8 p.m at night even on a sunday so it's got the charity bit then the clothes some so donation and then like tip bit oh good so you can we like also this has just reminded me so ashley and i had just took date because a lot of the girls on patreon actually did message and asked about it so we had some baby bits didn't we but they were like very good very good there was a snoo which of 1500 pounds more that ashley so ashley gifted it to me for tommy um and it's like state of the art your baby's never meant to cry in it whatever but as we all know and i had like all of the

swaddles the swaddles and everything and i bought a load more as well um had it professionally cleaned and tommy has never even gone in it because as we know he sleeps in my bed so it just didn't happen and it was just collecting dust and then i had a prep machine i had some clothes i had one of those like um baby nests there's loads of stuff yeah and we were like do we sell it and then we were just like do you know what let's give it to somebody that really truly needs it so we put a post on patreon didn't we just saying girls first of all in fact shall we say you didn't give my cocoon a baby away no i've got that good i've got where is that i have got that's really special because that has nested what do you want me to three of our babies what

should we do with that then just keep it as a i don't know anyway back to the story back to the so we put a post onto patreon just saying look if there's anybody in patreon or any close friends or family know of a mom that is in like proper need and i don't mean would like a few freebies like genuinely is in the shit maybe they've lost the job maybe that we didn't phrase it like this but i said somebody who really does need this and he's in a bit of shit we want to help or do you know any charities that you know we're giving it to somebody because sometimes i know this sounds awful but listen charity is charity but if you go to a charity shop a lot of people and why shouldn't they we go in them that have a lot of money going there and i just kind of wanted to

make sure that someone who was fucked and stuck was going to get this single mom someone in the shit that we could just make the day or just help him so put this post on and i said dm us like obviously private if you have to tell us your story just tell us if you're in the shit let's just i will give we'll give you all this stuff um and listen i'm going to be honest we got a couple of dms from people that that just wanted the baby to sleep through um but a couple of other things that i was just like no that's not really what we're wanting to do here but then i did get a dm from a lady and i'll keep it low-key because i don't know how you know she was a social worker basically she has an alias name because she works with really high like really bad bad cases that

really bad child protection cases um and she said we've got two families at the minute i won't go into detail but she told me the details and ashley knows as well and they were both in horrific circumstances weren't they one both pregnant with nothing and in horrific circumstances so spoke to her and met up with her and we gave her all the baby bits didn't we and she actually messaged did i tell i think i told you yeah to say that the women like was cried they were that happy they can't message us to thank us because of protection and stuff but they were like so so happy so my point of this story is to let you go back onto vinted but people did ask me about it and i'm meant to say if you do have baby bits of course take them to the charity shop

but there are places that help with women that have been like through domestic violence and stuff like that so always check and if you've got the time perhaps take them somewhere like that rather than your bog standard charity shop down the road and then you know somebody like really really in need is gonna get it back to vinted back to vinted so anyway i don't know what it does to me but when i am in my vinted it's really good for my brain right like no honestly my brain just like loves like switching off i sit like in my office for the podcast and i'm like do do do do do taking your picture i guess i get a boner over organizations so i guess it's a bit like that really into it and he calls it vented vented and he's like how we doing on

vented how we doing on vented dog there are some right cunts on really oh i don't use it loads no the message i put in patreon this morning do you want to hear one of my reviews i've sold things on there um and i've bought things on there but i can't say i'm like i only sell things that i've got a decent value like if it's less than 30 quid i'm not selling it like um i don't know though because it all adds no no i know but me personally i know but i gave a load to my niece and was like i gave her a big bag of clothes and i said if you want to go and take share stuff do if you want to go and sell them do that's i agree yes so basically my one of my reviews oh my god go on this is really funny how do you go on your here's my reviews so i've got

4.8 stars on vinted okay i've got oh i'm logged out right what if the hackers have given me a good review that is because i have only got one one negative review tell us the negative tap to sought newest oh i can get on vinted i want to look at mine i don't know how you do it but while you're doing it i'm going to look at mine okay and this twat has ruined my reviews okay sells items but very rude she said customers like that sells nice items but very rude right she said customers like me are headaches even though i was only asking questions to be sure of what i am buying i felt embarrassed and insulted but i had to buy it because i needed it for my little one right it was a pair of 500 quid christian dior boots brand new in the box okay yeah for kids

for kids right and i think i was selling them for like 120 quid bargain and they kept saying like what are the diamonds and i just replied back going hi check the dior website i don't know yeah they're in the bottom of my vintage yeah yeah yeah and they can find that out then they were just being assholes and i replied back like please don't buy these because you are a headache and then they bought them and then this morning i had another one i was selling like an 150 quid gucci t-shirt for 20 quid they offered me 18 quid i accepted it then they were send me a message hi are there any marks on it yes one tiny mark which i am pointed to and have put in the listed look at picture two will the mark come off i don't know it's 6 30 a.m it's too early for this

please don't buy it they fucking bought it so it's kind of like men treat and mean to keep them keen because they know you don't want to sell it anymore they start panicking thinking it's like when have you ever right this has happened to me a lot so say you your family my family members always want to get something out of my wardrobe so say they come around and you're like do you know what in fact i did it with james's mum she came around and i always try and get rid of everything so i came when i was like do you know what do you want this jacket like i don't really want it and then she went oh that's stunning and then i thought i want that jacket back i want it now she's like god that's gorgeous and i wanted to say now i want it back because someone else

wants it's like that kind of they know you don't need to how do i find out my rating pass it here oh yours will be shit it came and smelled of fags it had boobies on the sleeve right do you pick your nose um sometimes but my nostrils are quite small oh no mine aren't i could get my hand up if you were to pick your nose you've got five stars lauren elizabeth but is that not people that i bought off no super quick delivery and as expected thank you very happy but i'm good that person on vinted was like what was it they said something like uh well i've only got 17 pounds in my bank account and then like my thoughts were exactly what one of the girls on page why are you spending it on that then why are you buying your kid a

gucci top like spend the 17 go and get some bread and milk like the gucci top can wait the versace set that you sent me last night i had bought that so she sent me this um set that teddy had had and it was versace and it was the full t-shirt and shorts like full versace and i was like she was like joking do you want this i was like you did not buy that you did not buy that for teddy and she was like no i'd bought it i know but it's a very man like the kid like in funny outfits on holiday yeah it's a very man what's teddy been for halloween um he wants to be the joker he said so will you do his makeup and stuff uh well because it's a church school i don't think that they're allowed of course but no i mean for trick-or-treating trick-or-treating i've got like

a few different outfits that i'll just lay out on the floor and say wear what you want yeah that's a good idea with a child that age yeah because um and i bought it yeah my i got it from what are the good tamu purchases have you had hair clips hair grips hair bubbles i have got off tamu recently some handbag storage so the covers for your handbags and the inserts and they do them for all different bags like Hermes Chanel's and they're like

little pillows so you can keep all your handbags clean and organised that's nice I like that that's lovely that I like that

yeah I'll send you for organisation it is amazing do you know what my guilty pleasure is cap storage cap storage oh see mine are all blobbed

no you need cap storage 100% one of my guilty pleasures is the accounts that the home accounts that do Amazon fines oh god

I get a boner but then you can get them all cheaper no but it's not even that it's more to get the idea there's things that i would never have thought of like spoon organizers and i'm like oh yes i hate my spoons touching honestly so much on there and like it isn't good though is it it's a naughty website really i agree but oh no listen no i'm not i'm just saying you would literally buzz off this people have an issue with it their garment packing where you can

I put the outfit, the accessories. Rubbing my clit. Honestly, there is so much on there. See, that's the thing. The hacker thinks that I was masturbating over porn. I was masturbating over Timu organisation. Fucking send that to my contacts. Wow.

And I feel like you have to order it now, ready for Christmas for the kids. I have already ordered my Christmas Eve pyjamas. Where did you get them from? We were talking about them on Patreon. Right, so James said to me, i was like i've got so much to do right what's on your to-do list and this really pisses me off about men right i was bitching to my mum about it the other day i told him what was on my to-do list

and he looked at me as if to say you're just finding shit to do i went christmas eve pajamas and he just went and i said right they sell out stop there for a second do you want the kids to have a lovely christmas with the christmas eve dramas that they want not that everyone has to have them but you get me and he was like well yeah i said how do you think the how do you think christmas eve comes and everyone's different five of them have got how do you think that happens because i fucking buy them do you think i buy them the week before no these things as a mom you have to be a month two months in advance they're sold out everywhere everyone's buying the sainsbury's um what's the brand is it two to you but they'd sold because i've got so many kids

they sold out in all that I've got I nearly bought myself a size 16 and I thought I'll just because there wasn't any

and I'll just bobble it at the back they're just red tartan just the red but there isn't honestly and then if you want a baby one

for my complexion children no no no for corned beef boy no no no there were there's some lovely ones

and then Matalan had some gorgeous ones Matalan Primark pyjamas I've just ordered some gingham can you order

yeah click and collect so you can go on the website but when how long have you got to collect them a week I might go after her so you can dash after her yeah yeah if I've got time

depends on what the baby's doing whether my mum's oh it's half term young whether my mum's lost her fucking shit or not I'll ring her house things and if she sounds frantic then I won't go to Primark if she sounds quite relaxed

so did you get Christmas pyjamas off Primark no I got them I don't don't know where I got them from I got a couple Temu no I got a few from Sainsbury's and had to get the babies from Matalan

still it's not he's not going to match exactly but hopefully you won't notice another thing i've just had to pick christmas eve letters christmas santa letters ah yeah la la lu letters does mine i don't even want to tell you how much you do know that chat gpt can do them and you can just print them at home i don't got a printer and i like no the one that i get for theater who has a printer in the house me because i am running an empire i have four businesses i have four businesses no honestly so the one that i got though i got it for last year

It came in a box and then she opened it. It had a pencil with a name engraved in. No, it was... Insta? No, I can't remember. Guys, any ideas for Christmas pyjamas and all that shit? Please can we start chatting about it on Patreon? £60?

No. Lauren, even I think that's ridiculous. So she gets a box and then it comes with a pencil with a name engraved. It comes with all loads of bits of shit. It's all gorgeous. What's it called? Calligraphy and stuff. then you write out your list and then you put a stamp on and then i had to pay uh so that included

in that i then had to buy a response from santa yeah i know but i did it last year and she loved it and then because we've got tommy now now tommy hasn't got a fucking clue however thea has so if tommy gets it fear gets it and tommy doesn't she will immediately say to me why santa not sent tommy a letter so i've now had to buy one for tommy as well like it's you spent 120 pounds no no no sorry that was for that was for Tommy as well um and I just it's the mum get I don't know I don't know like it's ridiculous because I will literally go down the aisle in Sainsbury's or not even Sainsbury's in Aldi and find the cheapest fucking tuna ever or whatever but then I will spend 60 pounds on some lettuce from Santa like I'm not all right when it comes to what's worth it and

what's not um anyway tell us about space nk event yes so i went to the space nk salta event at phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix phoenix some people say phoenix who says phoenix don't know love it in there though oh my god it was on a thursday night it was fucking rammed rammed the food is really good oh i've not been very good i don't go shout out guys if anyone's in cheshire the stanford arms pub roasting it is fucking fabulous that way you sent me a picture of a wine and sausages yep and um ed watches the football on a sunday and he we have this table that's right near the telly so i can sit among out on my phone and drink wine and he can watch football cause james to get an earful that day because on that sunday we had four kids and a baby and we had loads of shit

going on and i was just in a foul mood and i think it was the chilly day that might have been the day i spent 35 pounds on doritos i was like in a bit of a mood anyway and i was just like and was the football on yes liverpool united right yeah okay so and then so james is watching the football james is watching you get dragged to the pub no watch it at home and add in my foot oh ed there's kids all over i'm angry eating my chili and ashley sent me a picture of a wine a beer and some sausages and i was just like uh pigs in blankets pigs in blankets and i was just like oh that's what Ashley's doing that would be nice

wouldn't it and all these kids are flying around and I was like and you're watching it on the sofa and then he was like you okay

and I was like no no I was like I just want a few pigs in blankets and a wine but we have had

a bit of a funny week haven't we mentally we've not been good we've not been good we've had a funny little week and just to wrap up Space NK Ishra Lawrence

the founder was there and she was so lovely Ginny from Space NK always so funny and so nice she was giving me lots of tea yes she's good for the tea because she knows everybody yeah um it's a shame we can't go to their christmas thing but she said she's gonna take us out for lunch i'd love

that i really like i love her so much so that was when you missed the train yeah the last one i was when i was pregnant and the the train got stopped and i spent the entire day going back and it was a really good event and my nana died and i and then your nana died like on no so many weird things i was sat on my phone watching everyone at the event sat on a train that i couldn't get off early and you couldn't even have a glass of wine a glass of wine i spent the entire day on the train i went to london and back on the train and i just sat there looking at my phone while everyone was putting santa claus and stuff and i was like um so it was solitaire solitaire and what is that so it's a new body brand actually a lot of it is sold out the deodorant's lovely have a look at it

guys it's not that bad it's like for a shower gel this big like 15 quid vanilla-y like stuff you would love i'll ask them to get some sent to you james has just repurchased some salt and stone and that's fucking expensive oh my god i love the salt and stone i got gifted some he really it smells like um louis vuitton really and he loved it so i was like i was like listen i've got that for free you want to rebuy it mate you rebuy it next thing a box came with all of it in i was like what are you like i did not think you would spend money on that you can get it on subscription as well i wonder if he's done that guys guys guys guys i've got um gifting for both of you i can talk about it now the black box oh it's landed it's gorgeous that it's the perfect

present i also think it's very unisex you could get that for your fella oh and they need it so um please will you bob your addresses in the group chat i'll get you both six months supply i love that idea and i've only got a few of them i love that and that's great it's very good value one nine nine and that's for six months done sorted really good value actually yeah and you get the black box so you're like if you've got the black box you're like and then dressing gowns i've only had everyone i've only had 80 made so once they're on they're on and once they're gone they're gone and they are fabulous so you know my favorite dressing on the waffle one with the fluffy inside i've adjusted that but had it made a tiny bit thinner

was it a bit heavy when you're like because yeah yeah and you know when you do get sweaty in the house yeah yeah um so yeah i've had a few of them and then i've got any chance of some maybe slippers or something yeah i've not moved on to slippers just yet um but what about do you know those head things that you put on when you like the headbands to stop the water getting in your head could you you don't need them for a wipe though i think people do wear them yeah i don't okay what about claw clip sorry i'm what about your next product your when is that this year uh probably i've just just paid for it wow they're good wow they're good yeah there's stuff coming i've been developing this for over a year now ew how long it takes

but yeah so do you think early i tried the road ones did you we can i think i think it's true yeah i tried the road ones take that out no it's fine yeah just say no more i think it's obvious anyway back to our conversation about what was the conversation about our mental health ah how long have we got this is a serious question have we got long enough to talk about this because I feel like this mental health situation. We need to get deep on the bonus. Right. We'll move over to the bonus

because this one is already, this episode, like you guys are going to get bored with it and it's been bing, bong, boo. So we will catch you over on the bonus. Apple subs or Patreon, whatever you get it on. And we're going to talk,

what are we going to talk about? We're going to talk a bit about mental health. Mental health. Because we actually both had breakdowns yesterday. And a few dilemmas. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

We'll see you over there, guys. Love you very much. Love you. Thank you.