Nip Tuck - How Big's Your Cl*t?

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

Lot's to catch up on this week - we go from, drinking your own placenta to tights and underwear recommendations to does your dick and clit stop growing?On a more serious note - we also give our thoughts on non surgical BBL's and the aesthetic industry in general.If you would like bonus episodes of Nip Tuck every Friday you can subscribe on Apple or sign up to our Patreon, where you can also be part of our infamous group chat.patreon.com/[e-mail]@niptuckpodMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving a finger fucking fuckers wow what a week we have what a bloody week hey it's been a lot yeah big heavy week and it's been a week since we went for dinner before the look fantastic it's been a week yeah um so we went to the opening of the new look fantastic store in Altrincham and wow it's unbelievable gorgeous isn't it you could spend hours just perusing perusing and they've got a blow-dry bar in there a colour wow blow-dry bar I'm actually going in for a blowy there tomorrow morning gorgeous so that's very exciting um expensive though I think it's like 40 quid for a blow-dry what are they normally 30 would you say well in Liverpool they're like 20 well because everyone needs it they just get it done for sake

don't they it's just like a normal thing that i know i wish it was like that where i live it's really expensive and you know what i think it's really hard to find a good blow it honestly so hard do you ever watch your hair being dried and just want to take it off them and hit them around the head with it because they go like this with it and they're like we and you're thinking get the volume pick it up pick it up and you just want to get up and smack them and you think i've wasted my money and i've got all my baby hairs where they've grown back after having the kids and they actually need straightening first if you don't do it right like my fringe for example if you don't do it right you're going home to redo it and it's the baby hairs and if they try and

get volume in the baby hair then they stick out yeah i know i know that is a frustration so if you're a hairdresser and you're not lifting and pulling i want you to pull my hair like yeah i want my head to come off i want my scalp to be lifted when you're doing it so we went to the look fantastic event we went for food before at con club in alton it was really nice and how good was the goodie bag mine was better than yours wasn't it why does this always happen to me there was loads of bits missing out of mine it always fucking happens to me yeah well to be fair that last time mine wasn't good either but didn't you get a perfume i got a proud perfume yeah i didn't get that you can have mine no and then i didn't get the doll beauty bits um you can have

my proud of perfume yeah no i got loads there was so i'll tell you what i've been using as well that i really liked the medicaid b5 serum yes really nice in the purple in the purple my skin drinks that yeah absolutely i feel like i've been missing a c like a serum girls if it's getting to winter now get yourself like a b5 i'll tell you which else is good um la roche la roche pose la roche pose is really nice affordable yeah a b5 is a really good serum to take you guys were asking me about the clarins double serum the other day i love that stuff l'oreal have bought a dupe out have they yeah and it's called duo serum oh maybe i'll try that your skin would love that it's feeling at the minute my skin is getting a little bit dry it's not it's dehydrated yeah yeah so i

don't want to put a thick cream on because girls here's an easy mistake to make your skin feels dry so you slap a thick cream on if you've got an oily t-zone or combination skin you're then going to clog your pores so get yourself a thin yeah and your makeup doesn't go quite right no it doesn't it doesn't no so the store opening was good um you did you how long did you guys stay after i left quite a bit what time i think i got home about 11 10 i think i was home by half nine can we just can we just discuss christina going up to lorna lux's are you no no i don't want to discuss this i'm cutting this out i'm cutting this section out because i i'm so embarrassed i i really found it was not embarrassing i got really excited christina

for having a good people do it to us i got really excited and had a really good you got so i've never seen her so she's quite you're a bit like me aren't you don't really get cool you're cool you're not like over and she literally i get really yeah you're like people that i would get excited about and like you know a celebrity but lorna i don't know like i followed her for so long and she was like straight over but you know what it's nice and we don't need to be we don't need to be i'm just not no one really gets me going but you were literally what was her husband like tell come on tell us so lovely she was lovely she really nice i didn't speak to her yeah she was really nice gorgeous she had a little bomber jacket on that she's bringing out

soon um she just yeah i just because i saw a picture of her in that bomber jacket and i thought fucking hell i wish i was wearing that outfit tonight and then i saw her then i was like oh my god she's here like she didn't live in manchester what did you say to her husband just tell us a bit more you just go over and say like i love lorna i love you yeah i love you i love you i just said how are you how you doing blah blah was it really nice and i just said oh you know congratulations everything that she's doing with her brand and i i know i didn't i wouldn't disgrace myself no i know you didn't i just think it's really funny because you're such a cool cucumber um and she really got you didn't she but i like that everyone loves her don't they

she is it true that she was an air host that's yeah him on a flight and then her life just changed yeah yeah yeah but she's also gone and done her own shit so right well let's message her and see if she'll she's very exclusive about what pod she goes on well i think i probably did say to her yeah no you can you come on our pod probably quite aggressively she was like at the end like bouncing me around the room like she's got her podcast oh do you know what i'm you're not cutting this because you don't cut you listen you don't cut our worst shit yeah it's in don't know some shit um and we've got a big meeting not a meeting we've got a little party after here with our with our production company yeah we're gonna go and see

and then i'm going to dinner not i think i don't know if it's a dinner i don't know if it's a party don't know what it is i'm seeing chris appleton recreate his styling amazing like he is fantastic tonight so what is it where is it and what is it you couldn't tell you couldn't tell you i put it in my diary and you're just gonna turn up yeah i'm going with callum though so that'll be good for him as well won't it exactly very nice so we're busy little bees aren't we so in other news my product is launching tomorrow guys you've had a really good um you've had a really good interest haven't you with your insta post yeah the i love the campaign i love the coloring it's gorgeous love it it's really clean but now like it's fantastic and i've got two really big meetings

about it that's very exciting in the next week so yeah i'm gonna get a few of my friends at the warehouse um tomorrow with me if they want to pop in and see how it's doing and yeah i am i hope it goes well it will there's no doubt about that it will absolutely smash it it's exciting because you've spent so long doing it i've spent so long and it's been really really stressful for you i can't sleep at the minute it's like oh and when he wants it's out it's out it's out exactly and the business is set up and it's finished yeah you've done it you just sit back exactly and i've got some other stuff um that i've been developing for a few months as well in the pipeline and i'm just getting samples of that so hopefully it will have gone well and we're gonna

it will all be wonderful we know it's a fantastic product so it's not gonna it's gonna be absolutely fine it's fantastic um so one of the things that your product's really good for is acne yes so it's an at-home peel pad yeah and we know we're coming into season time to do it lasers and all the peels aren't we now we said this the other week didn't we now is the time um but into our laser season i'm actually having some more hair removal soon because now i've had a course and now i'm just like doing the top up but have you seen the therapy laser so on patreon as you know we all share discuss and quite a few times the questions come up where should i go for laser girls and everyone always says therapy clinic we've been haven't we i didn't have laser though

i didn't have that i did it's a really strong laser that they've got and then they do that one piece sale or something yeah i think it's something like don't quote me but if you book one hour you get another hour for a penny or something like that which is so worth it because while you're doing your vagina do your bloody armpits do you know what that'd be a really good christmas present to get no i honestly think that if you were if your fella says to you like what do you want for christmas you think oh i don't really know that yeah and then if you split up with him you've still got a dolphin fanny for the next man i do love laser i do think you need to top it up every now and again but i have to say like time wise for vaginal area armpit i think

for me the hair even when i'm not saying you're going to be bald as a bloody whatever forever but when it does start coming through it's so much softer and finer it's easy to shave you don't get the rash you don't get that that bikini rash that you get with your thick elastic bit no because it's all so much softer it's like little baby hairs on your vagina yeah and our current body um at home laser is really good you know what's really good i think i mean whatever suits you but if you do a course and then have your home forever onwards that's what i do that's what i did and then you can just top it up constantly and it takes 10 minutes it's so much easier isn't it yeah i'm gonna have a look at therapy for for my little top up i think yes and like we were saying

lasers we love the photo fabulous anything ipl is fantastic for like pigment little broken veins all that jazz and then you've got my product to do at home if you've got like texture issues or acne root cheese amazing internal so this is the thing a lot of people ask about this it's great to use your topical things it's great to use your lasers your treatments your creams and all that however it's amazing if you can take something that's going to help your skin from within so ruchi i've how long have we used that ages yeah there's something in that clear and calm one though it's always out of stock isn't it yeah and it's an ingredient that basically stops acne yeah i don't know we don't know the science behind it but have a look on the ruchi website

look at the before and afters yeah the before and afters do you know what actually my product in tandem with the ruchi would be like a nice yeah yeah yeah because you're getting both angles i need to speak to charlotte actually about some case studies for that definitely have you seen what's been going on with p diddy so as you know don't watch the news that much um but i can't escape i can't escape this really weird what is this what's the allegation right so something to do with justin bieber so justin bieber everyone's saying now this is pure speculation pure allegedly this is pure speculation but people are talking about a song that justin bieber did called lonely i mean i can sing it if you want go on um so no so fucking lonely do you know which one it is

i'm so lonely yeah it's everywhere and everyone is saying that that song was written not necessarily about him but about what abuse he went through as a young boy in the industry surrounded by these men that took advantage now there's no he has not confirmed this but that's what they're saying and he does look very thin at the minute maybe he's on his mp so so that's what they're saying but apparently have you seen the alleged alleged list of people however i've got to say i can't believe one of my favorite people's on the list me and james look through the list but actually the list we looked at just come from people that have been to his parties now come on anyone i'd go to his party i'm not a bloody dodgy i mean like going to epstein's island a bit more effort

whereas p diddy's party if you know even like six months ago well no not six months ago but as in like a few years ago i'd have gone to his party yeah like i guess but there's a lot and it's a lot of american you know beyonce and jay-z are on the the party list yeah they're on a lot of lists yeah so this is what i was talking to james about the illuminati does that do you know what that is what is that that's been going on for years they talk about illuminati and it's the rich people in america right well kanye west has gone like against it hasn't he yeah so illuminati is basically he knows a lot of shit kanye west i don't think he's not did you know well i think he's nuts but he's employed an anesthetist that can allegedly allegedly that anesthetizes him and

he wears a mask that's got this is nice that's why i was like i'd like a gentle anesthetic in an evening do you know when people say like if you won the lottery well i'd employ an anesthetist have you had enough of today yes yeah i agree come on and if you just this is very stressful put me to sleep uh fentanyl yeah i bet that's good stuff it is when i was having my last c-section i actually would have another baby just to go through oh and it was like this white stuff and he was like do you know this is michael jackson's favorite drug and i was like give me more and ed was like hitting my face like get back in the zone i really like the sound of that speaking of anesthetic are you going to

talk about your my art i'm oh my god so i'm gonna write a blog on patreon i'm really happy yeah not i'm gonna be honest i didn't think it was bad you look great but i can't i can't say i ever noticed it not being good i never looked at you and thought oh my god no makeup on so basically i've had fat transfer under my eyes i wanted to wait a bit to talk about it but i'm happy i'll tell you one thing the recovery jesus quick done finished that's me there were normal supplements yeah but like quick finished really good painful it was mad you came to the look fantastic event two days yeah two days we didn't think you were gonna come and you're like yeah no i'm gonna come yeah because i just didn't know so they took fat from inner thighs and injected it under my eyes

did the was it like a cannula type thing so really the only trauma area really was the inner thigh because yeah you can have products and filler with the camera it's not that big a deal and then look like you can't even see where they went in it's like a tiny little dot so um i'm gonna share all of that i'm so ready for some surgery so basically i was talking to the surgeon and he does it with this thing called a nano cube where so they take the fat out and then they put it in this cube that makes the fat like super like like perfect like filler yeah so the new thing is going to be moving away from filler and doing this but when i worked in la with a plastic surgeon they used to do this la is like fucking 20 years ahead of us guys with cosmetic surgery and he used to do

this with stem cells in it so did you see one of the patreon girls put a tiktok on the other day that lady that had the lady that had i sent you on tiktok i don't go on it i just saw hers and she said that you can get it from like umbilical cords and random shit like that and they put stem cells actual stem cells under her eyes and she was like wow well i've had all of my kids not all sorry saskia i've had two of mine when you have the baby they take part of the umbilical cord and um it's expensive obviously it's not a necessity but if you can look at doing it it's fantastic um you can like cure autism types of autism with it i was really yeah mad it's mad i think it was about three three yeah and they come to the hospital they take it yeah and do

whatever the fuck they do with it and then you bank it so say if your child had or anyone in the family or anyone or another sibling was very very unwell the stuff in there can i'm not going to say what because you don't want to i don't very very bad illnesses can potentially be helped with it smart cells it was called yeah i used and they were fantastic and when i had the baby a lady came in the room and then just sort out the bits and then and then off off and now it's being stored somewhere do you capsulate your placenta i did i'm mixed on that i drank it in a smoothie so um it's a tip like a tint tincture no so i've got all three so what's a tincture yeah it's like him like a serum kind of thing think of it as that right so i used my placenta

remedies not an ad nothing any of this fantastic um and she comes to the hospital when you've had the baby she takes your placenta away and then she dropped off a smoothie at my house so the smoothie has to be drank like quite quickly so the smoothie is a chunk of my placenta in a blender with some berries oh i'm sorry i just and i drank three of them i just don't know yeah it tasted blood was it like a period yeah like and that irony like a metal no it looked pink so there was a chunk of my placenta then the other i did all three right then she made dry so they dry your placenta out and then and then chop it up and then put it on a tablet and they give you a hat placenta like a bonnet that you can wear you can wear your own tablets as

well just go back to this smoothie so it so what was in this smoothie so you've got berries and my placenta did you put like ag1 in there as well it was like yeah i mean did you have to just i think i had like a glass of wine before i did it yeah i had to and then and then i had to like distract myself by doing something totally different like not thinking the fact that you were eating your percent yeah drinking it yeah what do you know i have seen mixed things on i've seen mixed things some people say it's bullshit doesn't do anything but at the same time i'll do anything and did you and the thing is one thing that i will tell you how do you know it actually did anything well i've done both haven't i because i didn't know but also one

thing for me that i definitely um didn't have maybe because i wasn't in the same headspace yeah and i don't know but i didn't get baby blues and that is meant to be one of the things that help and my energy levels dog shit but at the same time i had a night nanny so so we don't know can we suggest that we say it was very different both times had a baby can we suggest that we avoid that we the money for the placenta we just spend on a night nanny um yeah i mean you know anyone anyone if if you're like if if anyone says to you like what can i get you for the baby just say fucking 50 quid yeah everyone gets towards because then you can book a night nanny for like a couple of nights and just get you sleep in bed with your husband do you know what it is it's not

just the sleepless it's having a cuddle with your partner you can't do that like so me and ed would 100 percent like be divorced yeah if we didn't have that help because you can't sleep in the same bed like he was getting up for work at like 6 a.m and you were like no you can't i'd be like about two three hundred pound a night something like that is it yeah it's like 25 quid an hour it's not 25 quid an hour to stay up i wouldn't want that to look after someone's baby i'd want more than that yeah but i think yeah do you know what i was thinking and they're all booked up do you do people block book them yeah i bet they do don't they cost yeah as soon as i do a positive pregnancy test the first person i text is my night nanny not not my mom not you she was really nice

i really like and i will not give her number to anyone so no don't message me you will never get her number my night nanny's number is like you can't you can't get that you can't nda so speaking of current affairs and things that are going on you probably have seen it's certainly been in the patreon chat and we've spoken about it quite a lot about the lady that died recently after having a bbl non-surgical bbl treatment now we don't want to speculate too much because it's so sad and it's not apparent yet exactly how why what whilst we're not going to go mega detail on it because we don't actually know we've got some thoughts about non-surgical bbls in general i've had i've actually had it done so and i nearly got it done before the wedding i told you

i know i didn't i am so against bum filler i'm so against any kind of body filler they're doing breast filler now they're doing bum hip filler like then you can get carp not i'm saying men only because it tends to be men filler you can get dick filling get car filler yeah you can get so basically what it is i've had it done myself i'll tell you exactly what it's like obviously i don't know if this was done the same but this is how it was they basically put little holes into the area very tiny and then they put a cannula in and it's a very long tube and it looks like lipo that might have been what you saw on that video you sent us and basically they put it in and honestly it's really painful yeah they do use anesthetic but it is really painful and

then they put filler into your bum or you liked it when you liked it it looked good yours did look really good mine looked good for for a few months and then i got that lump yeah do you remember that turned into like a bruise and i had to get it dissolved finally it did work and also can we just say i have had bum implants yeah but that's a whole that's why you had because you didn't want the the bbf to carry on the thing is it is thousands and thousands of pounds okay so the one that I had done I think I didn't pay for it um but should have been about four thousand pounds I would have been absolutely heartbroken if I'd spent four thousand pounds on that because I would say after about four months it kind of went and I've not had any lumps because my arse is really

lumpy anyway so I didn't notice any lumps but it was not permanent yeah I didn't notice but it's very painful um and it felt invasive it felt a big thing you feel like after you've had it done I feel like your adrenaline goes yeah you feel really like weird after you've had it done but hopefully this um well so there's different ways that we can look at this so basically she had this is a we're saying alleged it's what we've seen in the news as well so I don't know how much of it is true you always think that with anything you see but basically a lady had it done and then she passed away I believe either that night or the following morning not exactly sure now we've spoken about this quite a bit because there's different ways of looking at this now there could

have been some malpractice there could have been which is where it wasn't done correctly or in a sterile environment or in a sterile environment it wasn't done properly it wasn't done using correct equipment sterile that could have been why she passed away yeah or it could have been a complication that can arise and she will have known that it could arise and it could have been a complication of the treatment but actually nothing was done wrong we're not going to know for a while we're not going to know one thing i will say is if the person who did it did everything by the book as they were trained sterile etc and it is legal it's legal yeah if they did everything as you should then i feel for them because imagine that moment that you get a phone call that your

patient that day your client has died so i am trained in injectables yes i am um level four qualified if i wanted to now i could fully sit and do your oh my god and i did it my stomach profiling was just crying i was really i was really really good at it but that headspace like what you've just said that responsibility no i trained in eyebrow tattooing as well not that again no like honestly but what some takeaway points that that i have got from this okay the ascetic industry is fucking nuts in this country it's so unregulated it's so toxic as well the way they all go into each other on social media it's just absolutely wild and then there's a certain page that every time something bad happens they post about it like there's some

kind of savior and like they use it for clout which i don't like yeah i mean we're talking about it now but we're talking kind of in an open way so there's a lot of takeaways here from this isn't there it's really absolutely devastating that is was she like a mum she was a mum and somebody someone could have died from an aesthetic treatment yeah and that is frightening it's scary and it's really really sad as well yeah but it kind of leads on to so many people talking about the minute how unregulated the aesthetics industry can be yeah and i think there's a lot of arguing at the moment yeah between medics non-medics should you have to be a medic to carry out treatments there's an argument all the time i personally don't i don't think so because i go to injectors

and have been to injectors before who aren't medics yeah but they have been actually a lot more responsive yeah in my experience than certain medics that you've used i guess it's knowing how to deal with the complication isn't it that's the argument yeah well you are that's part of your training is that you are um trained in like dealing with when i trained yeah you had to train in like that high high high lays yeah and what to do um and what to do if you got a vascular occlusion or someone fainted and all of that um i mean don't get me wrong like it's amazing how you are trained to a certain level to be like a doctor and then you can prescribe it's just it's opened a wider conversation which i think is good to have the the bum filler in general lots of people have been

saying that that is unsafe yeah and the nobody has done anything about it so i think that straight away needs to be looked at and that is extremely worrying isn't it but it also led to one of the things that we spoke about which was how much victim shaming there was and people bloody on the lady that died on the lady that died saying that she should never have had a treatment and she's died because of something for vanity and i think that again is just a frightening world to it is and you know what my i am vain and i do put myself under a general anesthetic to have treatments and i am a mom doesn't mean you deserve to die no and also the same people saying that lauren will be the same ones i bet you calling out a lady on the daily mail for having cellulite on a

bum or wearing something not age inappropriate in their in their opinion this is the problem that we have as women we can't win because you have if you don't look perfect then we are criticized for baby weight for having a flat bum whatever it might be we're criticized and we're made to feel that we need to look a certain way yeah then when that affects us so we then try and change something we're then criticized for wanting to change something like well how do you win here do you know who spoke really really well about that lauren guja on that podcast she did she bless her she did she's done a podcast guys she was fantastic actually i listened it was fantastic go and have a listen um she seems like a really lovely girl and i think her story was just

absolutely heartbreaking and she was saying about how paps just like lay out outside a house wanting to get pictures of her then she goes to turkey to get stuff done because they slagged her off then she comes back then she gets slagged off again and she's like it must be like mentally draining we're lucky that we have got this platform but we're not getting packed yeah we're not at that level no which is good we're not i think it's i think it's the reality people that get it the most don't they whereas we're looking i think if you were packed all the time and someone was saying you had no arse or whatever you get why you would go then and do something about it but i think the main thing takeaway is just be careful with any procedures that you have

make sure you check out where you're having it done and i nearly had it done before the wedding but something just said to me no i don't know well you were telling me not to and there was something i just thought i'm not gonna do that okay something um a lot more light-hearted now and honestly guys like bless that lady's family like sending so much love to everyone involved um bargain bucket lauren wow we just really do bounce here pdd to placenta to sad death to tights right bargain bucket today's tights guys it's colder now and it really does feel like winter and i'm fine with the love it i'm okay for it so tights socks bras knickers thermals like pajamas we're talking about all of that those ugg boots that i sent you right i like them but where

do we wear them just in the house no like you've got them on oh are they in are they they're an outer wearing no i thought we were going to get you some uggs but then lauren was like i don't know if she'd like them or not why why would you as a present because you've been working really hard oh shit it's nice aren't you i just do my job let me show you i i think they're too much for me of a cross of inside and out like i didn't know if it was a slipper but if everyone starts wearing them then i know i am i'm gonna buy them in the gray look let me see again christina look would you wear them right so i have looked at them and yeah i think if i wore them i'd be absolutely obsessed with them and live in them because it'd be so like mine but i don't think

i would go and actually go out and buy them and choose to buy them they're called the alpine taz ones and basically it's like google them they've got like shearling around and a little dangly thing on but i thought they were an inside so tights one of the girls on patreon put me on to this website for tights i got them you know the ones i will fill up fantastic are off there and i've ordered them in all different colors because i just think opaque tights are so i would like i would like brown a brown i got a brown and i got a gray and i got black and it's from this website called uk tights casaldonia caldazonia caldazonia got stuff from them before yeah for halloween and cheap yeah decent and really good quality and come in all kinds of different colors

so shout out uk tights caldazonia whatever it is whatever the hell socks i am so funny about what socks i have i'm having a real stress at the minute with white trainer socks they're all filthy i can't find them i've lost them all i'm gonna have to move to black for one because they just get dirty and they look rank the aloe yoga socks are fantastic i am not a sock snob i don't care but as long as it covers my feet i'm not really asked tell me your thoughts on sweaty betty socks amazing i always get the ones with the grip on as well you know the pilates ones yeah what for when you're walking around the house and stuff like that like i've got those flaws haven't i yeah you'd be sliding all over honestly it is good and then i love a fluffy sock

when i get home from work what i do lauren is take all my makeup off put my llamas on and put my fluffy sock on you need to wear socks girls i've told you this before your socks your socks your feet are linked to your womb and you gotta keep your womb warm warm gotta keep your womb warm so um i really want a pair of cashmere socks to walk on yeah the white company ones are meant to be amazing but they're so expensive you know what i want i've just seen it keeps coming up on my ads on insta the the napco baby blue with a red piping yes and i keep seeing them but they're like something like 70 quid but do you know what the napco jammies are lovely i put my jammies in as soon as i get home so i guess yeah exactly and also how nice is it having a nice pair of

darmys honestly if your pajama game is shit you don't have to spend much what that were like the skims dupes from that company oh it was oh my god what the bloody company called ah can't remember but we'll try and remember i will try and remember because they were really really good and they i've still got them at like oh what's the bloody name h&m are amazing h&m really good primark are amazing for pajamas i think they don't wash well so it's kind of a wear once they do i got the velour ones last year they were expensive though like for primark but i've still got them washed fab actually i might bring you a pair i've got a pair that's a bit too dark for me too big amazon pajamas yeah they are we need to do a full segment like a proper segment on pajamas i think

send in your pajamas girls do you know what i honestly feel like pajamas are really important and if yours are like a mishmash of shite then you're not gonna feel good and also your husband take your makeup off yeah like you don't have to be expensive but be matching do you know what i got actually that you two would love um so you know i love the amazon crazy yoga stuff did your leggings come christina what do you think yeah i bought leggings and a black plain top fantastic really nice and then i bought a white sort of like zippy thing yeah i haven't worn a new sheen range of of this i'm gonna order them and let you know what i think let us know i just think really nice yoga ones you can't beat them so i got they've done a dupe of the skims you know the trousers

and top pajamas but like tight oh yeah i need it a bit looser or i really soft fabric i'll tag it on my instagram um what else is there that's good bras we love the m&s flexi fit range i am going to go buy a load of bras next week when i was pregnant as well i had the flexi fit high-waisted knickers throughout my whole pregnancy the good thing about that is they cover your bump so if your top's a little short then you've got that you've not got that you shouldn't have a dig in there it's not good no no and then after i had my section i still wore them because it was above when i was pregnant i wore my prime hot lace knickers the whole way through yeah they were fine they're not they were fine but do you think if you've got something that goes over your bum

it stops that little gap if you don't yeah so the flexi fit bras and flexi fit knickers really good quality really good value i think the bras are like 18 19 quid i need some new bras you know i'm gonna have a little look at m&s pajamas i need to do a pajama and underwear clear out do you know what i've got to do this week and i am dreading it i've got to do an entire wardrobe clear out entire as in everything on the floor do you wear it that often do you not what colors and then and then i've got to write a list of what i'm missing from the wardrobe and i've put this off a list of what you're missing yeah capsule wardrobe so what i'll do is i'll take everything out that's summary and then i'll look and i'll be like right okay i've got these tops

but what trousers right i'm missing a pair of black i'm really not asked about what i'm wearing that much no i've got i need to tie things i hate it when you go to get an outfit and you go right i've got this hoodie i tried black leggings yeah that's you know what i really want the muumuu fleece yes it's nice but it's 1400 it's silly isn't it it's nice get a dupe i think you'd wear it all the time though if you got it yeah yeah i think it's i think a dupe is yeah like that's that's a lot of money that is a huge amount of money it's all right when it's something that's going to be forever mind you you would get a lot of wear out of it i do well look at my boots i love having a nice pair of you like a nice boot or shoe i have seen some prada ones that come to

about there like but i'm not good not good leg length for me um like a mid leg and it's just got the black a little bit of a flat heel and it's just got the prada triangle on the side and they're really nice but everyone's got those stunning cherry zara boots and they're sold out oh yeah and they're so nice i tried to get them couldn't get them what are you dressing the kids up as for halloween whatever amazon wednesday yeah they said to me don't dress me up as wednesday again and i was like what you wanted to be saskia it's been on tiktok shop like this is what i want the wednesday outfit and then she came over to me and she's like look they've got one for the whole family oh my god like imagine you all at home snowy could be the hand oh snowy is the hand

thea wants i think a skeleton so i'm just gonna do an amazon i can't do they do a halloween day at school my school don't yeah they normally do because it's um not classed as like a religious no it's absolutely not a religious holiday it's quite the opposite yeah that's why it's almost not good it's almost like a not not good thing type it's not good i think that's why they've got world book day instead thea will probably do both she'll have like a disco i assume i don't fucking know they do a little um halloween thing in uh knutsford it's like a treasure hunt thing all the kids there's a lot they close the street i know but it's nice and also i get to go in piccolinos do you know what i'm not doing this year trick-or-treating but i have to do that i'm

not pumpkin picking this year it's shit i'm not doing it it's a load of shit i'm not doing it and your car gets absolutely fucked i've done it every year and the kids just look at me like right now what and i'm like then what then it goes in my boots and we never do anything with it and then it goes in the bin you do know that like the pumpkins don't actually grow there they just shove them there don't they they buy the pumpkins from somewhere and then fucking launch them out into a field and then us dumb twats come round picking them up paying 50 quid

how much for this little pumpkin that'll be 50 pounds okay like what do you know what I love kids days out I actually do because when you've got me think right it's a Saturday Sunday what do we do I like getting up in the morning I like going for an activity going for a nice pub dinner getting home getting our jarms on I actually love a family day out so I'd that for that

reason yeah but I just think with pumpkin picking we did it last year and the kids were kind of like now what and I was like well just pick the pumpkins up and smile it's just a bit I'm going on a ghost tour of knoxford oh i love the sound of this i love the sound of it yeah oh god on your own it's sold out no no it's a fully like a ghost tour you say you're busy and you are you've got so much going on what are you buying fucking a fucking well i saw the ghost no the best one is they do one in um in like tatton you know tatton park's got that old house thing that sells out

straight away it's gone they had two tickets less for the nuts for ghost are you taking ed ed's not going no i knew it no oh ed doesn't he's really scared it doesn't do well no either do i no and um so you know uh scary films yeah he would if i as a joke i always go like i'm putting a scary feel but he's like no he's probably because of his business and work and he's busy he's probably up to his eyeballs in anxiety and stress and last thing he needs is someone going he needs a propeller before he watches it i don't want to talk about it i'm so scared of them i can't do you know i had a really bad ghost experience we've spoken about this before and i told you i didn't want to know so don't try and think i'm gonna forget i don't want to know

everyone on patreon tell the story on a video put it on patreon i don't want to know your ghost story i'll tell you what 11 11 make a wish i'll tell you what i um wait should we just do a quick one my product's gonna sell out what is that what you've just said i've just wished for fucking happiness and health for my family well i can i can get that with the money i wish the same every time right anyway right so i've got quite a funny story actually by the way when people quite a funny story when people tell me secrets and stuff they always go don't put it on the pod went for dinner on saturday with james's brother and um wife and they told us a funny story and i did say love a funny story i did say can i say this on the pod and be like yeah

so they were telling me about where about i think it was a couple of years ago and we were talking about i can't remember what anyway so his wife was cleaning the car on the front drive yeah so she had the kids there and they were like you know you have all the doors open the kids running around she's cleaning the car i love cleaning my own car it's very therapeutic her husband james's brother said i'm just gonna nip upstairs for a minute i'll just be a second off your nips at this time one of the nosy neighbors you know that nosy neighbor on the street that's always wants to have a chat comes over talking to her while she's cleaning the car next thing sex noises come through the car he's watching porn he's wanking upstairs having a wank and the bluetooth had

connected to his car so he's done stuff like that he's having a wank and he's thinking why does it keep going off so every time she's turning the bluetooth off he's like turning it back on and he said i'm mid wank and it kept going off and they're having this argument and she was literally making loads of noise because their neighbor was like oh what and there's this oh and he's trying to finish his wank and she kept turning it off so then she texted him yeah and she was like if you're going to fucking wank turn your bluetooth off and he's like oh and i said can i say it on the pod they were like yeah no i've got a really funny um story about this so come on one of my first boyfriends i was around at his house and do you remember like back in the day when you had

sky tv and it was like the master telly yeah so you couldn't all watch different unless you had the extra sky and they were expensive yeah like this was a long time ago anyway we're in his room watching a film Babestation keeps coming on the TV oh my god and you like flicking it off

and then we'd like flick it off and come back on and then like we heard his mum shout his dad and then it flicked back on

dad and dad watching Babestation it's so funny isn't it I was talking to James's mum about because he's got

one two there's four boys yeah and he was like the house was just a wanking house that's disgusting yeah

he said that we used to wait and then like take it in turns to go in the shower and stuff and you knew what was going on in there that's the thing with boys though how fucking disgusting is that but that's what they do they just was his sister the oldest youngest but she was allowed her own how did they end up having a girl that's really weird i don't know so they had four boys and then yeah just had a girl i've heard and don't quote me on this we will google it and confirm on the bonus that if you have two kids of the same gender obviously with the same person so don't start thinking about this yet lauren

to a couple yeah have two kids of the same gender it's something like really unlikely to be a different gender yeah they had four boys first and then the girl but she was saying to me that she let her have her own bathroom on suite because she was like you are not sharing with those disgusting boys she said she used to find socks but she was like absolutely yeah why do they wank into socks and james said he used to go to school and then on his way like to high school all of a sudden he'd go and realize he'd not put his sock away he'd not hidden it how far is wanky sock and he'd be like dry he'd like sat there on the school bus and then he just went my wanky sock and he left it out and what how why are they so fucking vile can you remember at school it must have been

about like year nine year ten when all the boys all they talk about would be wanky yeah and like having a posh wank yeah the girls would just talk and the girls would just ask we'd ask so many questions all we talk about all day was sex yeah like when you're not just having no you were just like interested in the whole thing what naughty we just talk about it all the time sex obsession have you wanked today oh what do you want and then it was like a competition like i had eight wanks in one day like is it aren't they weird i think they just get to an age and then they just also at what point when you're a boy do you get a ruler and measure your own cock and they and they defo were like dig it dig it right in so it goes like every single lad

has defo got a ruler what does your dick measure they know everyone knows they say erect or soft every man knows what his mind's a grower because i just remember six inches six inches being like the thing and i remember the guy saying at school mine's six and i think six was the average or what age does your dick stop growing 21 i don't know i was just a guess my dick stopped growing when i was like i don't know when i'd say well it's true that your ears carry on growing right your ears and your imagine if your dick carried on and you're clear yeah so imagine when you're like 60 i don't think mine's grown i was thinking right then i was thinking but imagine that

your ears keep growing so why are your ears not like down to your tits like they are by the time you're an old person have a look at the skin it's not mate your ears and your nose carry on growing i've got another nose job in me will yours keep growing then yeah fuck i saw some really good nose jobs recently and i've been where fucking turkey yeah i have been so fuck i've got honest i said this before but i have got the i'm desperate for some surgery i have got the fucking book your nose is perfect mine's fucked mine's heavy head but mine's um i've got a deviated septum i'm desperate to get my nose done my eyes redone oh i just really want some surgery what your clitoris it's the only part of the human body that never ages that's good to know

never ages that's what it says here the guardian well it must be true it does keep growing it could be 2.5 times as big in your 90s as it was in your teen years i have got the worst image i cannot get out of my right so any old people right now have huge clitorises right i'll never look at anyone that works in an old someone tell us if you're listening you're 90 how big is your no i've got the worst the i can't well i guess you wouldn't really be looking at it much what else is there to do no seriously what else is there to do you're sat in a home most of your body doesn't work

like what else is there to fucking do that's disgusting can we can you i don't know we're gonna get wait maybe we need to watch granny porn and have a look there is so much granny porn it's a full oh my god lauren was right your dick still growing at 21 what how did i know that Hey, growth, oh God, I'm not reading that bit out. But yeah, on average, most guys experience a plateau in penis growth by their late teens to early 20s. Right. This can depend on individual development,

but by the age of 18 to 21, growth will have stopped. That's it. So if you've met him at 13, he's got a little chipolata. Lauren, let's stop the episode there. Guys, thank you for listening to this podcast. leave us a five-star review share where you're listening we love to see you sharing we hope you enjoyed the olivia atwood episode as well give it a listen so wrong it's right cod bye love you