Nip Tuck - If you can't remember it...it didn't happen!

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

It's our final episode of the year - thank you so much to everyone for all your support, we will be back in January 😊On this week's episode - we chat about work Xmas Do's, cheap products of 2024 and why Ashley might be changing her mind over something she feels so strongly about!If you want an extra episode this week then you can subscribe on Apple or sign up to our Patreon - patreon.com/niptuckpod - where we will bring you a BONUS episode this Friday.Thank you to our sponsor BEDUCATED - if you would like to try it out then click the link below...https://beducate.me/niptuckpodUse code niptuckpod - for a discount. Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving up fuck it's christmas week baby and we need to start with um we need to address something well can i address something first have you had your lips done no they look very red i have just put the the tiktok thing on them what wonder what's it called the lip stain the stain yes they look they look redder than like they look a different color to normal so i thought you might have had them done no um i was gonna get my lip brush done last week and i couldn't fit it in because all that stuff so i'm getting it done on sunday and they've started looking a bit dead dead yeah so i've been using i can't remember what it's called wonder tint is it the stuff that goes on a blue yes i like that right sorry so what i needed to

address was last week's episode well i haven't listened to it um bing bong boo but listen like when i spoke to lauren about it i was like oh my gosh she was like we show up every week it's okay we're allowed one mediocre i haven't listened to it but christina and ashley it's very crude is it christina and i mean i i was sober so i have no excuse but it was a really busy one we had sofia there we had a lot going on we can't record in the afternoon ever again no and also we it's not we've been at we'd been at you we'd had a couple i hadn't obviously but we had a couple drinks first so i feel like that's always we always do that like when i drank we always was like let's have a drink first and then after the we were like why did we do that so we can't we

can't it takes too much concentration you can have one that's fine but any more than one absolutely because you just want to roll around and you've got nothing and that is literally an example of mine and lauren's adhd conversation okay it was anyway but like we said every week and this is what i said to ashley she was like oh lauren that episode is all over it's so bing bong boo and i just said look we we put out apart from at christmas where we might miss two two episodes every single week week in week out whether we're ill whether the kids are ill whether someone's died whatever whether we've been on holiday whatever has happened we still show up and we give those episodes every week so we're allowed one where we're a little bit wild so apologies

but not apologies really right we've got loads to talk about i'm i was just saying to ashley i'm still not in the land of the living i'm still exhausted so um yeah i mean that is being um in our realm of work basically we need to really plan for next year and i think what i'm gonna do is literally book like a spa day for three days afterwards that's a good idea we had a busy weekend so first of all on friday we had the julie perry christmas lunch that was amazing i love that and guys if you've got the opportunity to get a ticket for one of those events go for it they're like hot cakes aren't they yeah they come like you follow her on instagram she announces it and then they're sold out in two minutes yeah so because i never know what time i'm doing anything

so i was trying to not annoy ashley so i was like googling when it started there was nothing anywhere it was like no it was like a secret like all of a sudden it had been announced there was no time it was just there was nothing about it as if it wasn't happening um and we might be speaking the next one who knows um but it was really good so what it is is a charity event right so everybody that's there has bought tickets but all the people that are working there they've donated the time haven't they and it's just it's a charity event it's really nice because it's all well not always all women but majority is women normally um and the really nice early day yeah really nice people i had all my um roast chicken and they and then ashley swapped our plates and

i ate hers i think i ate some of megan's as well um the food was really nice it was really good wasn't it but it was very tiring yeah there was a lot of fun dancing there was a lot of dancing a lot of fun we went to menagerie after didn't we for a couple of hours yeah um and we met some really nice girls as well everyone was really lovely really nice and kaz is usually there yes we did um a video for I didn't wait where we all said good luck Kazza actually let let's talk about that yeah that's what I was gonna say who won I didn't watch Kazza um the guy from McFly because obviously she's out of my league did he deserve to watch it I believe he deserved to win I think he probably did so I didn't watch it but you do tend to find that the winners do deserve

to win if that makes sense the normal he looks very nice and but did you listen to McFly when you were little yeah I was a huge fan I've actually met him before he signed my Levi's jeans whereabouts on the bottom I think he's about four or five years older than me he doesn't look at it Danny yeah he looks really young yeah he doesn't look old he looks like yeah I don't know I feel like he still looks like he did in those days and he was so lovely when we met him was he we're gonna go into that actually we've had a few people send in times they've met celebrities we'll save that so colleen came second and everyone has been asking like what has she done what what has she done before she's gone into her body i can tell you a secret oh do tell

so i have met kazza a few times and i always say to her your skin and can we just say as well one of the nicest girls we've ever met very lovely lady genuine very lovely and you think she looks gorgeous on tv when you meet her in real life she's like a tiny human tiny like tiny so honestly like i'd say half like what you see on tv she's cute small probably five foot two five foot three smaller than me and then she's got this glass skin she doesn't wear much makeup um when she's out and i truly feel like at our age that's the key yeah less is more um and she i know she works out a lot she does um pilates because i used to see her when i was going for baby scans somewhere in the same building every time i was there um i'm pretty sure it's reformer pilates i feel like

everyone does reformer now i think her brother's got like a gym he's got a spin studio something like that yeah and then i know one of the things that she swear by is swears by for her skin go on the sicily black rose mask i put that on last night and i still haven't taken it off i've just remembered um you told me to get that and last night i thought oh i could do the mask so i put it on and i slept in it i forgot i've just realized i've not even taken it off yeah it's um it's expensive amazing stuff very expensive and i just said to her like how is your skin like that and she just said i swear by that yeah it is a nice product i think she's clearly like been working out before as well because her body looks absolutely amazing like her face looks good

she looks fantastic healthy healthy do you know what i didn't like though i really didn't like this last night the top story on the daily mail the alcohol that they totally miss like and i read it's clickbait and it fucking worked because i looked at it so basically it said something along the lines of colleen admits to alcohol withdrawal whilst in the jungle so you're like what she's an alcohol what the hell and you click it and what she actually says is the first week was really tough because obviously i wasn't having caffeine alcohol sugar sugar fats blah blah so she said a list of things that she what that we all do at home you'd have a withdrawal of everything like social media your phone that's what she was saying she was just saying nutrition

yeah she was having a withdrawal from it all but within that excuse me sentence it said alcohol and all they did was took out alcohol and put she's having withdrawal you wouldn't have skin like that if you were having an alcohol she didn't fucking say that it was just she didn't honestly i was i saw that as well actually and i thought that made me really angry she's just done absolutely amazingly and you're you want to say something about her fucking alcohol like right fine and as well what annoyed me and i don't think they do this with men is it was all about her you know like they do they rehash loads of old stuff so they were like colleen comes second amazing amazing then start saying things like in her book she discussed um her husband's alcohol

problems i thought what has that got to do right now it just said he's a bit of a liability when he drinks but either way what has that got to do right now they really are out for women yeah with a woman who's just done amazingly why are you picking the worst bits of a book and the worst parts of life and bringing them back up i just i thought no don't like that but love her love her very much and do you think she'll be there um next year when we're at the oh that'll be nice i hope so i think it's either a mum or auntie listens basically um she's like a top wedding planner isn't she she did live at woods yeah wedding um and she does like i think she did colleen's wedding yeah she's done a lot with her hasn't she yeah yeah so she's like the celebrity

party christening wedding event like the one person she was on live at woods um reality show and uh yeah she came across so like straight didn't she because that's her job she's like very organized but she's really nice so i like now speaking of parties we had our party on saturday and you you did you missed out if you weren't there yeah it was really good do you know what that was the wildest one we've ever done i think do you think so i don't know they're all a bit odd in different ways aren't they so i stood there was like a balcony area um and i stood like looking down when everyone was absolutely going wild and i was filming it and i actually felt i was smiling from ear to ear because obviously i was sober which is never normally the case and i

was literally grinning from ear to ear and i was just watching everyone i know having a oh and i was looking even from like the ones that were right in the middle of the mix with their arse out with you the ones that were just on their own lane you know in the you know with their mates just stood up a few just one of them stood up on there and i was just watching everyone and i thought oh you're having a ball what and i was dead proud and i just thought what a lovely bunch of girls the prizes were so good yeah there was um a current body radio frequency 600 quid boohoo vouchers yeah radio frequency zip halo uh current body series two the new mask um the goodie bags were really really good as well they had loads of doll stuff in they had lashes they were really really good

think wine oh my god everyone's been raving about that saying the hangover was nowhere near as bad because they were drinking to be fair mine touchwood was i was up and about i'll tell you about that i think it's from the think wine but yeah it was amazing and we met are just the loveliest girls didn't we i think we've learned we said didn't we that every time we do an event you know you learn right i think next time we'll do less of this more of that like we we're learning every time aren't we but you were good fun as well ashley you were having a little sing song weren't you and you were wearing we were both wearing boohoo but do you know um my boohoo outfit was giving really nice it was really it was literally so i had like this chanel style

cardigan on and then shorts don't we get to pick some more stuff yes we do i'm but i'm loving it like some of this stuff honestly and everyone was like where's your outfit from i was like boohoo um we've got a code which is nip tuck that'll get you extra discount off it's like everything out of everything oh i tell you what they're pajamas i got some lovely llamas from there as well also and the fur coat thing we've got is really nice we both got this fur coat and it's got a big hood and i got it in like oversized color uh oversized size um so i've got my brown aloe track suit on i'm gonna put it on today it's very um we would say it's like j-lo 90s it's really really nice there's loads of stuff on there you know and it's kind of you feel like say there's

a fashion coming in and you want to wear like a trend trend but you don't like my hot pants yeah yeah or like how many times are you gonna wear those hot pants probably not loads so and again like it's winter you're not gonna wear them in the summer it's perfect for that kind of thing where there's a little trend you just want a piece from the trend and then you you're good but yeah that so unfortunately the stuff that i tagged sold out like straight away but one of the girls on patty was like i've got an outfit that i need that cardigan for so i'm posting it to her oh that's nice do you know um all the pictures of that i've got of my outfit which listen i'm like mediocre pregnant there's not much you can do try my best but um you've got

all the pictures on your canon so guys they're probably never gonna see the date light of day are they so they are they are that's the problem with the canon too busy this that's the problem with the canon it's great and they're amazing but it's that like faffy bit when they're not just on your phone but i saw one girls well as she sent it me um but i got so the one that i got on the one that everyone like like rims and licks ass over is the canon g tip mark two is that the one i've got the one that you sent me is the three three it's the two that everyone bums over and have i got the two don't know if you got it i will have told you to get the two because that's what i had but i got my remember when i got my bag stolen out my car and there was that fiasco

it was in the bag they're like a grand and a half on ebay the one that actually sent me had a kit and i don't need the kit but it's like 850 quid i just oh god but it is an investment like you got it forever but 800 oh it's a lot of money yeah megham ordered it didn't shit it's a lot of money no i think it was more than that i think it was like it's a lot of money but i know but like it's a lot of money when you can borrow your mates surely there's like a dh gate you know because it has to be good yeah but like they're like way ahead of like with technology and they're probably all made there anyway like honestly like hoover's now they say that you don't have to like get a dyson and spend x amount on it like well we've already we spoke about the tellies as

well oh telly yeah because everything's moved forward so much hasn't it well yeah like that g-tech hairdryer that i've got is amazing i'd say it's better than my dyson i think people go for the name don't they a lot of the time which i get well yeah you do yeah yeah so yeah the party was amazing you all looked amazing it was just where did those girls travel from uh Scotland no it was not near there was some from Scotland there was it was the doubt there was some girls from Skelmsdale that I fell in love with the nicest girls ever there was some girls where did they travel from the one that was going traveling that like Alex Cooper she was so pretty oh I fucking forgot where you came from there was two that looked like Alex Cooper the one of them you

were on her shoulders weren't you yeah she's a pt though strong gal right anyway i don't want to give anyone phone sorry so basically i had like the weekend from i had this hard weekend quite funny but not funny and my housekeeper's off now for the next three days well how does that work right so say because obviously it's just like any other job you have your and does she have like an annual leave like any other job yeah so like i can't remember what annual leave is forgotten but it's like 25 days no idea so it's just the case of when she's not there she's not there tough shit what if she went on a two-week holiday then i'd draft another person in um so yeah and my mum can't help much because my family from los angeles are here um and they're

sorting all my grandma's house out and the funeral and stuff like that because that's on monday i think but like they're clearing her house out and i don't want to be like oh by the way yeah um so do you know what i can't do it it's in me somewhere anyway so we went to breakfast with santa i was so impressed with you selfridges do like a vip breakfast with santa where when the store is closed um you go in and they've got like um tables laid out my friend's been to that one emily's yeah i don't know why she's not a vip no they do it like so the vip ones when the store's closed got you so she's my i mean she's a vip in my eyes but she's not in selfridges i must say um if you

want to do breakfast with santa the selfridges trafford centre one is the least stressful one right and can i tell you something about the trafford centre that i did not know there is a new vip car park oh yeah it's just one that you pay for right yeah it's not vip mate you just pay for it well it's called the premium car park basically just means you have to pay done it yeah but also it's not like that expensive it was 12 quid for two hours which i personally for right the stress of like the spaces are bigger it's got like a valet guy that can wash your car so you just give him your keys when you pull up right so my friends were talking about this the other day and i think we have been brainwashed here because you are

thrilled now you are very happy about paying for a space in a place where you should never have to pay i agree but it was it was a sunday morning and every other person was queuing miles to get also what i will say about the traffic center is the spaces are not big enough if you have kids or you are pregnant i discovered this when i was pregnant i would open the car door do you know where else has that's just happened to me recently and it made me realize i'm pregnant i couldn't get yeah selfridges exchange there's about that much room and the cars in there the majority of time a fusion they're expensive cars the most of the time like that is so i realized yesterday do you know when all of a sudden you think like because when you're pregnant at the beginning you are but

you're not but yeah all of a sudden i thought oh no i'm pregnant i opened the car door trying to breathe in could not get through the gap but i do think that the reason that i go there is because the parking is free so now i'm buzzing over paying 12 pounds it's usually fine however lauren because it's christmas yeah it's not fine and as well if you've got the kids with you i prefer to just be and the entrance was right at selfridges perfect but on the way there we're driving me and ed all three kids bang ed's tire goes had to pull over onto the hard did it actually make that like bang did it blow yeah um and then yeah it was just really stressful and then basically i had to get picked up by my housekeeper and then she took me to

the trafford centre and then i on my own with all three had to run into this breakfast with santa with all these other people whose kids are absolutely perfect and they're they're all stunning and i'm like sweating and i'm like and i couldn't find it and then was all stressed and then was like shaking and i was a little bit hungover from the night before and it was just so what did ed did ed say because i thought this afterwards so i told james men are so weird so i was like oh my god they've broken down and the blah blah and then like a bit later he goes how what happened i went i don't know i didn't ask like they've just broken down he's like well why i was like i don't know i'm not gonna say and what part of the car is broken actually like was it was it the uh

was it the turbo i don't fucking know it's just broken and he's like if they got aa i was like i don't know so did what happened came and put a new tire on on the side and ed waited and then the housekeeper keeper and then he turned up he turned up at the end of breakfast i bet he was secretly quite thrilled about that i wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't planted and he was like exactly right it needs to blow about this moment and then he's out like every night this week on his different businesses work dues oh yeah all the different work dues work dues can we talk about that girl the video i sent you about the work due which one you don't watch any of nothing i said nothing okay there was this hilarious girl and

she's from essex and she worked in like a really corporate office and she did this tiktok and she was like honey if you're waking up thinking that you've had a nightmare on your work do i'll tell you this story and she was like we went to this like really expensive um like tasting menu said there was 12 courses with 12 different glasses oh well 12 i mean what do they expect that's giving diarrhea are you meant to drink the whole glass though probably not i don't know well if they're pouring it but then it's i suppose i think you are there for about four hours usually with those things anyway she was like i don't usually drink wine and do you know what i get that if you don't if you're not used to drinking wine it does hit you oh yeah um it's one of those drinks where

when you think i need to get drunk it's one of the why it's a wine yeah yeah never drink wine either if you're not used to it just before your period because that is loopy low um anyway so she was like on to number three i was absolutely fucked can't remember anything after course number three but some one of my colleagues filled me in like the next day on what happened she said that they had like this um minibus that like thing that was taking them all home and she was projectile vomiting in the back and she said that because of the mix of all the 12 different oh my god she said it absolutely stank and so everyone then started being sick she said that um like it was so bad that they had to pull over into a like central london petrol station

and her boss had to jet wash her down but instead of using the water he used screen watch imagine when you woke up in the morning no she said when she woke up her dress because of the screen wash like the chemicals in it had like melted onto her skin oh my god like she'd been she'd been given like a gift bag from the tasting menu she'd like it was covered in sick and then like she had all these texts on her phone off people it's the text in the morning it's when i remember when i went to sexy fish and got myself in that right state and threw up in my knickers um it was the texts in the morning like are you okay like oh the concern from people that was that was the frightening thing for sure yeah yeah exactly i don't miss that

no so work do funny stories send them in send them in we like them we've got our phone lauren have you set it up you can't see but behind me it is on charge right now i've already charged it oh okay have you got the sim card no i was gonna ask you about that there's no sim in it so um i've charged it because i thought that was really clever last night and then i thought today i'll put it on the wi-fi and start messing with it and get um whatsapp on it well we'll give you all the number as soon as we get it yeah and then you can voice note text so the phone thing if you think you're like what the fuck are you talking about time ago back in the day we used to have a work phone and it had whatsapp on it so people could voice note us which was very funny and send

us text send us mess like they could contact us with their funny stories and that type of thing that they wanted on the pod because i think we've got patreon now but that's very much like if you need some advice there and then we're always talking to you and stuff but this is kind of like pod feature stuff um and some of our funniest stories were voice noted we can make them a non we can hide your voice we used to wake up on a sunday and there would be loads of pissed up ones from the weekend which were very funny so yeah that's what it's for i will sort that out i promise yeah when we record next time we should have a phone number if i've done it so it'll be new year new wars and we will be more contactable especially we love the voice notes don't we the

voice notes are very funny and i love the fact that people literally would get pissed and do something embarrassing and the first thing they would do is get the phone and they'd be like girls have just fallen over and it was just great we loved it right guys one of the things that we have spoken about a lot to squirt or not to squirt can you squirt can you not squirt now it's the holiday season so we're going to give you a little gift here we want to tell you about beducated and they are kindly supporting this episode now we heard about beducated through lala didn't we when we went on lala's podcast it is such a good idea so basically it's online courses all about sex and intimacy so they've got video tutorials practical exercises and information so you can learn about

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now molly may 17th of january is that when it's out that's somebody's birthday that's an ex of mine's birthday mine is the 18th it's thea's dad's it's somebody's birthday it is thea's dad's birthday i used to remember it was his birthday and you know who else's birthday it is who another ex of mine with the capricorns the one the one that's eyeballs that aren't the right color anymore what mate am i all right then if it's their birthday so i've realized i've had quite a few

boyfriends that are capricorns um that's why you love me so much none of them none of them okay none good no good you're not good no no no um anyway 17th okay so thea's dad can enjoy by watching that on his birthday lovely lovely so what i've heard about it allegedly can i just say first i had the tea on this a long time ago and i told you that tea a very long time ago and we kept that to ourselves do you remember like months yeah we've known for ages but i feel like i gave the tea on that one just saying now what i've heard allegedly is it's like a reality docu series so it's like what i heard happened and this is allegedly i don't know um it's probably been chinese whispers pass on but i heard that after that announcement

thing a television production company got in touch with her team and they were like right we want to do this we want to film everything of what's happened from the breakup yeah you know how she's doing everything she was also bringing out her clothes at the time like she had so much going on during that time and um they said we will offer you x amount but we have to move in in the next 48 hours and start filming i heard similar so that will be if that's true that will listen oh i suspect i think it'll be amazing and i'm very excited to watch i love behind the scenes however do i think it will be 100 honest no can't blame her though no no listen i'm not saying but i don't think i think if people are expecting like actual like you know real like real housewives

it's i personally don't that and i'll tell you why i think yeah but go her like that's like the kardashian yeah no it's amazing i just think i think there will be you have to she she looks after a brand very very very well and i think that's amazing and she keeps things and i love that about her so i think we will get some sense of reality which is amazing i don't think we'll get fly on the wall so i think if you're expecting i might be wrong i don't really know if you're expecting that do you know though could you honestly keep that in like two or three days after someone split up if it meant it was the right thing to do i feel like yeah and i also think i don't know yet i've not even seen it and i don't know her but i also feel like she will be

very careful because don't forget her daughter's gonna watch this one day you know potentially so i think there'll be that i'm excited though i love fly on the wall i love anything that shows us the reality and i think everyone's obsessed with her because although she does talk quite openly there's a there's a private side isn't there so i think that's why people are like show us in your house show us what you have for breakfast yeah like we've not seen her like hanging out with her friends like show us you yeah yeah i think that's gonna be interesting so interesting um one thing that i need to tell you as well is you know how i'm always like i don't want to show my kids on social media if you go back if you go back on christina please turn on your microphone i need

backup if you go back on this now you can't you can't you can't you cannot me and saskia have been offered something you cannot you cannot you cannot yeah but you know what saskia is like she's like a performing well you cannot like a brand collab me and her and it's a very her thing and a very me thing and she is it worth all the ai images that you tell me about you cannot like do you not think no i i mean you could do whatever the fuck you like and you can change your mind whenever the fuck you like but you you as well whenever i'm like recording stuff she's always like in the background like let me on mummy and i'm like no does thea do that yeah thea would do a lot more i just don't get around to it i always say i will i just never get around to it listen

like saskia's asked for her own youtube channel and stuff me you've you said that if they got like it's prostituting your children i have this these words have come out of your mouth no i know and that's why i'm not doing it but i've i considered it for a moment so for well listen you're human which and and you are also allowed you are allowed to change your mind but like yeah i said that now no i no no but i do think i think i don't know i feel like it's just scary they're our own youtube thing that is like that's her that is that's asking for and as well like she does like videos on her phone and i don't know when she's doing them like she does do that where they run off with the camera it's not like that at all you know saskia is no she

literally i've thought next time you come around so she's got a phone but it's not got like a number or anything like that it's basically so that it's a camera and it's she can watch videos on it when we go out and it's got games that's it right um and i've i me and ed had the phone the other day we were watching the videos and we were in tears and she was going like alexa play this and then she's like doing jumping dancing yeah like just she's just not like she's very tomboy and then we found like this video she'd done in london where like me and ed had a hotel room with two um double beds like next to each other and we were all of us just like mishmash all over the tv yeah and um she did a video and it was like here's my mummy she's a

bag of bones and here's fat ed no was she what do they watch though because i don't feel like fear um i don't think she watches much like she watches that diana she doesn't watch female stuff so i think it's because she is influenced by her brothers obviously she plays with one of them like their best best mates so they do very boy stuff like they play on roblox they yeah don't i've never heard seen her watching a thing where there's a girl youtubing i've never seen it so she's not affected by it she doesn't watch makeup tutorials like she's not like that um but for now for now you just never know they change don't they so coming to a screen near you soon ashley exactly um right okay so there is this tiktok trend i have looked i did actually answer i did

actually open the ones that you sent me well should we talk about the flicking bean thing first oh that is something i would do do you want me to you read it you read it you properly look through it i i so basically there's this tiktok trend where it's like bad things you've done and people are like doing confessions i love that love and what's the song that's on it don't know i hear your voice it's like an angel crying anyway um this girl was like once i took to ambien on a flight and um i woke up at some point and the air hostess was like the police will be meeting you when we land you have just masturbated in front of everyone on the flight and she got arrested and it says on it that she was flicking a bean in front

no then did you watch the one of the air hostess that had seen it no i only watched the beginning bit the actual air hostess has done a tiktok no and she was like to be fair bit weird it was only a three or four hour flight so i don't know why you'd take like do you know what like maybe she was hungry i don't know who knows i don't know um maybe she had a wine and like we've just said it's not for everyone it's not for everyone and stuff like this and i have heard so many stories about people that have taken sleeping tablets on airplanes you know like where your friend just goes like hey have that like you'll be fine and you're like okay and then next thing you fight fight me fight me um and this poor girl she said that she was in like the

like bit where they all sit down and it was a it was a night galley um and it was a night flight and she just saw two feet on top of the seat and people moving away because she said there was quite a bit of space on the flight so she was like the hell's this like i'm gonna go and tell that person to take their feet off when she went over she said she had stripped her pants off she had no pants on oh she was flicking the bean and she said she actually climaxed and her eyes were rolling back into her head no and this is legit the this is legit well it's tiktok anyway then she said she had to get a blanket and cover her up because she was like she was going for it that and then yeah god i'm mortified what do you how do you ever come back from that

you just don't tell anyone well everyone on tiktok knows now but yeah i agree i think you just never tell anyone you pretend it never ever ever happened i've done that with so many things where they just didn't happen well no did you see that and like we always say you won't have seen it amy pod says no one gives a fuck if you don't remember it it didn't happen no are you ready for this one i saw this on the tiktok and it was like this is the best way like because at this time of year is when people go on like drink binges blah blah blah and it's this guy and he's like in the morning i just text everyone like hey girl ai has gotten so crazy that that was not me at the bar i was not there i was not there ai has gotten so crazy and i i

all i can do is say stay safe and i apologize for this ai attack that has come on i'm crying that that'd be really good if you could just like that was not me so women in male fields trend so this again is going all over social media and um we've we've picked out some good ones here so basically it's when women say stuff that men always say and it sounds weird coming from a woman yeah when he explains exactly what i've done wrong so i hit him with the i'm sorry you feel that way oh yeah he was crying in bed so i said here we go again and turned around and fell asleep made plans to meet him at 7 p.m so i switched my phone off at six i went on a date with a guy he told me he's bi and asked if i'm accepting of that i said yeah as long as i can

yeah i absolutely love them there's some very very good ones isn't there so then they've done a trend of men doing it to women as well quite funny because the truth so there's one here when she asks me where i want to eat and i tell her i don't know so she starts naming off different places and i get mad and say no to every single one that's me i'll say to james i don't know what i want for dinner you decide and then he'll reel them off and i'll go no no why would i want to go there and he's like right okay and i'll go anywhere just not there and then there's another one when i have a bad day so i keep complaining about it to her and try and pick a fight because i feel like arguing that's what i yes that is very true very true i do that as well sorry i'm getting some

wardrobes oh mate no i need to tell you one of the funniest core memories i've got i'm getting some ikea wardrobes fitted by the way ikea really fucked up like i can't even be arsed anyway um one time i just moved into a new apartment um and i had loads of flatbed furniture that needed set up so i went to a pub and paid loads of guys in drinks and they all came back to mine they all came back to mine and put all my flat fat fish and i just fed them with drinks and food and like they were all like they didn't all know each other so they were all like having like a wanted to be the best joy yeah and they all and then they were like getting out like they were pissed getting the spirit level out and oh it was very very funny how clever am i right okay so

bargain bucket now guys it's coming to a time of year where we've got all these articles coming out about like the best trends for 2025 the best it's very much it's very much giving the instagram reels of 2024 the best bits and now yeah we're giving the best bits of the clothes yeah yeah exactly so if you see any of these articles do you share them on patreon because honestly we live for it i am gonna write for my blog this week and like we say this week is if we do it every week when we don't i did do it last week oh good well done um cosmetic surgery trends for 2025 that's gonna be a very good one i'm not really a really good one a bigger list okay so this one here we saw this article in the times and it appealed to me because we love a

bargain and honestly we always say like you don't have to spend a lot on makeup for the formulation if you want nice packaging fair enough um shout out westman atelier victoria beckham they've all got like that stunning packaging but you have to pay a premium now these here are the 23 products for under 20 pounds and this article is by sarah jostle okay so we'll start makeup yes start with makeup the non-drying lip color revlon color state limitless matte liquid lipstick 11 pounds okay so this one berries reds says that it's got hyaluronic acid in non-drying pigments doesn't budge nice i like that because i think a lot of lipsticks are quite drying so this one i've heard off before is the elf halo glow liquid filter which i think is a dupe of dupe of charlotte

tilbury yeah and it basically says you know you don't need to pay a fortune for it it's 15 pounds you can use it as a highlighter you can mix it in with your foundation it's it's basically a dupe of that um and then the makeup setter so people are always asking about this aren't they like the best makeup they do run out very quick yeah my favorite of all time is charlotte tilbury but yeah this one is the revolution super fix super hold misting spray it's 11 pounds and she says it works like a nail top coat but for makeup wow it dries it sets it keeps everything in place for a full day and night and apparently on tiktok it is huge and in the first 18 months it sold more than 450 000 bottles so to me that's good i think i'm gonna go out and get revolution super fix

misting spray next one the easy eyeshadow we all love an easy eyeshadow i personally do love those armani ones i've got two different shades a dark and a light and that is easy and i think that this one's quite similar now this is the trinny london eye to eye eye shade which is only 18 pounds um she said it just made the cut at 18 pounds however they are stackable pots and they are swipe on the go no mirror no tools needed love that i have heard that the trinny london blur what's it called it like fills wrinkles oh what are they called i know what you mean i know what you mean yeah and it's my i the trinny london stuff is meant to be sensational i'll be honest i haven't tried a lot so i've not tried any of it no um next one wearable blusher nyx buttermilk blush and that

is a nine pounds it's infused with mango almond and shea butters for a seamless natural i we always say that as you get older you're much better with a cream product um and i totally agree i still struggle to find a cream blush so i'm gonna try that really i feel like it always takes off whatever's underneath the doll beauty cream blush is absolutely gorgeous i've got too pink for me so i need to try the darker colors uh yeah nip tuck 40 40 off doll um okay next one zero clump mascara colossal curl bounce from maybelline non-sticky lip gloss fenty gloss bomb luminizer 19 pounds i love that lip gloss it's stunning let's move on to hair now lauren the gentle detangler cantu gentle flexible detangler brush nine pounds if someone asked me if a brush brand

that starts at 80 pounds is worth it please do not however this eight pronged brush which is dubbed the not whisperer gently untangles hair like that that'd be good for fear as well actually um the hair holder l'oreal elnett hairspray always it's the gold one you know the one is cindy crawford on the bottle or somebody like her anyway um i feel like everyone has got that and loves it now this one's quite interesting for skincare the inky list caffeine eye cream i've heard of that loads um there are a few inky list bits that we've mentioned meant to be absolutely amazing i'm not reading that one out because i don't like that brand yeah there's a few that we're skipping over here i don't agree set set of fill rich night cream i like set of fill i think

oh that'd be a good pregnant product lauren i used um cetaphil cleanser quite a lot when i was pregnant yeah we mentioned them a fair bit don't we yeah i like cetaphil um bioma i've heard great things about bioma as well the non-greasy moisturizer um that's only 12 pounds and body care dr pawpaw the original clear balm yes it's for all over hydration i always get that when i'm tk it's really good and it's on par with elizabeth arden eight hour cream streak three fake tan bondi sans tanning foam one hour express only 17 pounds as well and then the hand cream yes i love a one hour um tan tan amazing well there you go girls there's some little bargains for you we will share that article on patreon as well right guys we actually haven't got through

loads of stuff we've got slutty sues we want to talk about our christmases what we do on christmas you guys have sent in some christmas questions doing a little q a q a what we do what our plans this year are traditions etc so we're going to put that all over onto the bonus because we've kind of ran out of time so we will see you over on the bonus if you've got patreon or apple subs otherwise guys have an amazing christmas whatever you're doing don't get bogged under and stressed feeling like you need to be the best of everything the best mum the best host just have a good time and don't look at instagram and be fooled by it literally guys thank you so much for listening we appreciate every single last one of you and yeah um don't worry about that hangover you've got like

what our friend amy puzz says what is it if you can't remember it didn't happen so if you drink too much baileys and do something inappropriate at the family party as long as you can't remember didn't happen do you know what Lauren our next t-shirt you can't remember it didn't happen I love that

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