Nip Tuck - Jealousy & Affairs

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

We give our reaction to the Coldplay saga, Lauren gives us some baby packing hacks, and why are people so jealous of celebrity Mums? Lauren also chats openly about her post baby weight - we're not saying this is the right way to be this is just her experience. If you would like BONUS episodes every FRIDAY then you can subscribe on Apple subscription or you can join our Patreon community niptuckpod/patreon.com If you have experienced any problems with Apple subscription or would like to get in touch with the show then email our producer Kristina on - [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys hi and welcome to Nip Tuck, not giving a woof woof woof. We're here with, oh sorry, we're here with the baby. So Ashley has brought in the dog which is now her dog we think, Hugo. He's so... Do you think we keep that name? He's called that now, you can't really change it now. He does look like a Hugo and it's quite a posh name. Yeah, it's quite me. Yeah, it's a posh name. I was going to call him Mew Mew. That's quite cute.

I thought that was cute. No, I prefer that. And then when people ask what his name is, you're like Mew Mew and they're like, oh my God, I didn't think of that. I think that's more you. I think that's a really good name. So yeah, he's here.

And have you ever seen a dog that cute in your life? He's gorgeous. He's so fluffy and his face is so tiny. He's gorgeous. And I'm not really like, I'm not arsed about anything, but I was like, oh. Very cute.

Tell us the story. okay so went to get him on friday by the way she sent us a picture we were me and christine like trying to sort something out probably apple subs and we're texting back and forth she's like guys i'm really sorry i can't help and i send us a picture and there's a dog on a shoulder in the car um and yeah he's just uh honestly so did you go on your own to get him or did you go with any kids and then i went to pick the kids up from school with him and they were like whoa this is best day ever um and then like i was like to my mom like right so and she was like no your dad has fully like said no it's a hundred percent no because you were gonna go around with frankie

weren't you yeah like dumping a hard no so i guess i've got a dog now which we're just gonna have to get on with it maybe it was something it was the thing that you always needed and didn't realize yeah so we've got a dog trainer starting in mid-august like are you gonna have like a dog night nanny she is coming around every day for like a week and she's like meant to be amazing and she's gonna train him so i'm i'm gonna do a filming that makes sense so ashley wrote in patreon the other day does anybody know any good dog trainers now i fully fully thought she meant trainers dog feet trainer fully fully thought she meant dog trainers and i didn't even blink i didn't even think you idiot i was just like oh i was like oh dog trainers and then i commented

like do you mean and then it occurred to me i was like trainers or train i thought you were buying the dogs from trainers and i was absolutely fine with it i was like yeah your skin looks beautiful thank you gorgeous thank you that's very kind really nice i am at pre-baby weight yay finally it's been a fucking slog but and you know don't listen and be like i'm not do what you want to do you do you but my and how many weeks old is it nine and i don't want to be like that's not normal no i don't want to be like that person that makes people feel shit i don't but this is the truth i've absolutely grafted my fucking bollocks on there was i'm picking bottles no since he was six weeks old i'd made the decision right and the reason i did it not because everybody

else needs to get back to pre-baby, it's nothing like that, but me, myself, and I can do what I want with myself, didn't, I didn't feel good, I felt like shit, I felt nothing fit me, and I went back to my normal life so quickly, I went back to work, I went, and there was one thing that wasn't me still, and I just didn't have, I didn't sit in a newborn bubble for months, so I just had to get on with it, and yeah, I've done it now, and I'm not, I still want to lose a bit more, because I was a little bit bigger when i got pregnant not bigger you know what i mean uh but yes as of today i am back to what i was when i found out i was pregnant what did you do i've eaten fuck all like i'm not gonna lie it's not i'm not saying it's healthy but i don't care i'm this is what i've done felt

hungry no i fast anyway as you guys know so i've just continued with my fasting i got meal preps um ah yeah so that is a game changer so when i did eat i wasn't thinking fuck i'm starving and grabbing anything out of the fridge i have my meal preps i've eaten one meal in the evening my meal prep i've drunk water i have black coffee i haven't um eaten any shit no snacks no nothing and normally if we go somewhere and the kids have got chicken nuggets i'll eat one nothing i have been so strict and i've really i've really worked hard at it so i deserve it to be honest i'd only gained by the time it all gone it was only a stone and a bit like it wasn't like i had stones and stones so that'd be a different different thing uh but yeah i've tried really

hard and does my body look like it did before though no i'm at the weight yeah is my body the same no it's not the same um but i can get into my clothes better so i'm happy have you been to the gym well well that's a stupid question i don't know why you've been pram pushing though yeah i've been doing stuff and i don't i don't sit down um i don't always say that all the time but i actually i actually don't so the amount of calories i must burn in a day running up and down my three-story house with a baby in one arm is ridiculous and then if i'm only eating one really low calorie high protein meal you're gonna lose weight there isn't there isn't people keep messaging me there isn't a magic thing just eat less sorry or take a zen pick or take a zen pick

if you want to take a zen pick if i hadn't if it hadn't come off i would have taken it i would have done i may still i've got another like half a stone if i can't get that off then i may well take a zen cake yeah do what i bloody well want not that anyone's even arguing with me but um the tummy well i need to book in for m sculpt yeah it's so good when i went for my mummy mot your mot my mot did you used to say mot as i think that was a frances thing wasn't it mott mott mott did you say that christina so that is a word that means going down on someone getting mottied out no no okay must be an old thing yes i had a mummy mott and um i'm gonna get m sculpt to try and pull my muscles back together you did that didn't you and thought it was good

and the results like if you do the course you have to do the course and then after that it's a consistent thing or get it the reason i want to do it by you that no i'm gonna have to come to your way i think yeah probably i'm gonna have to go that way because i don't think there's anywhere near me and i'm gonna do it mainly to try and pull my muscles together from the no but i remember you saying that that was worth doing order a slender tone off amazon get the new one it's like a really thin one yeah and um you charge it with your iphone charger that's a that's a like a hard selling ed was the one that put me onto the slender tone because he said when he used to drive and he couldn't go to the gym when he was a truck driver he put it on i think for me

with the rex diastole where your muscles separate it'd be really good for that and then i'll go back to the gym try it i'll go back to pilates as well um but at the minute i'm on like i said last time a bit of a surgery i think yeah and you sent me that and then katherine ryan sent it yeah she sent me so i messaged her the other the other day she's pregnant obviously at the minute and i was like right how how do you feel about reverse tummy tucks blah blah and she's so nice she replies she's like totally get it but i just think she's so right now probably not a good time to be looking at you have just had a baby she was like so why don't you give yourself a little few more weeks grace and then the next day she sends me a reverse tummy tuck and she's like this is toxic for us

right now but i'm gonna send it you anyway what do you think of this so it was this it looks so yeah so it's this reverse tummy tuck where they basically go through oh your incision underneath your breast i've had an uplift anyway so the incisions are there and they pull your tummy up rather than down so they don't mess with your belly button which is my bugbear with tummy tucks the belly buttons just not don't look right i've not seen any that look how i would want and also it's the conjoinment of the skin do you remember when people used to get what are they called dog dog ears yeah which is like at the edge of your i don't know but i am really seriously considering that um i've also just booked in james looked at me yesterday and he was like you've lost the plot

um i've booked in you're going to be so pleased about this to have my full top lip dissolved and start again this lump here is solid yeah it's a noodle it's a rocks on me charlotte i've tried to dissolve it and all that happened oh my god was the face gonna i'm gonna look hilarious you need to do a tiktok that will go so i'm going dr nats doing it who i used to work with she's fantastic i'll tag her and everything she's doing it's a doctor and i was like right this is this needs to be a doctor here so i've got this like lump and you can grab it and it's almost hard and we've tried to dissolve it and all that happened is the rest of my lip dissolved and it's still there so i think she'll have to lance it and like get it out so i messaged her and i

was like right now's the time i know you've been looking at my top lip for years she was like yes i have i have been dying to dissolve that so i'm going i'm having it all dissolved so first of all i'm allergic said not allergic i'm sensitive to you so my mouth is going to swell like i would have called that an allergy yeah it's pretty bad i'm going to do it anyway and then i'm going to have no top lip but a bottom lip so it's going to be funny guys like two weeks you have to wait right no please so two weeks is what you meant to wait i'll try and push whatever she'll let me like listen no can i just prepare you oh god it's like it's like an old smoker's mouth like what am i gonna so i've booked like like you i now have wrinkles on my lips i'm gonna have to

get the co2 lip my lips are really wrinkled to be fair do you know what i might do is go in for the co2 uh lip laser in like january or something well i was also thinking prp needling maybe to that collagen injection that kind of thing so i'm getting it fully dissolved which honestly guys i will record it because it's going to be hilarious and then i've got however long with no top lip but a bottom lip it's going to be very funny because i'm leaving my bottom i'm not messing with that and then i'm going to get her to refill it um because it's full of lumps it's in and out it's time i've had lip filler since i was 19 yeah it's like you have to you know start again yeah and then i will look at especially if you've been messing with dissolve refill dissolve refill on

I like little bits of it. It's time. Bits wear off at different stages. This is what's happening now. My lips are all over. And I've got really fine dehydration. Do you know what I noticed the other day? I'm starting to get, you know, on your moustache area,

when I do this, I'm starting to get smoker's lines around it. Fucking hell, vapour's lines. So, I said to Charlotte, we're going to have to PRP it maybe. We're going to have to do something on this. Yeah. and then i've also booked in so messaged our friend who's a surgeon and said i need to see you soon for upper blephs and maybe a brow lift so i'm i'm gonna yeah i've got a lot going on right now there's a lot going on with my face right now but that all started from you saying

my skin looked nice so thank you i'm on one so they say i can tell and do you know what you do you my doll i won't probably do share oh i'll share i probably won't do half of the things because in about a month i'll probably have calmed down and i'll have gone off the idea again but yeah the minute i am on a surgery hype oh my god it's done away that's why it's crying oh do you know what's the funniest thing ever ashley you've never brought your baby into the studio and she's got this fucking dog and she's just said to it oh you want your mummy don't you i don't think i've ever heard that she's literally got this dog and this dog is going everywhere with her oh i just love it dogs are easier than babies though aren't they yeah yeah he's really really cute really is

this perhaps instead of having another baby do you think i don't having a baby like you know like it's just um yeah it's a lot isn't it don't eat the cable do you think you're fully done with babies yeah do you really think you are yeah because you weren't sure were you i know you're not meant to ask that question but whatever i am yeah no no do you think you're done yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just surrogate done like done done i can't do egg collection can i my amh is too low oh isn't that weird when you've just got pregnant so yeah but like what kate said it's not your amh it's you only need one egg yeah but then if i do an egg collection you need x amount it's deemed as like um stealing your money off you like irresponsible yeah right okay so that makes

both of us that are done james is definitely having the snip in the summer really how much is that i don't know not my fucking problem i'm too busy paying for my reverse and i'm gonna document that as well i think he said he was gonna go through the nhs i was like just go private like get it done but to be fair again not my problem if he does if he goes to the nhs that saves me that saves us some thousands um there's manchester urology group i'm meant to be really but i went yesterday for a thai massage um a lady near me because my back has been struggling with your back yeah and when she was talking to me we were talking james had been to her and she was amazing and i said i was going for the snip she was like oh no no no no no men in thailand do not have the

snip it is not a thing they go downhill once they've had the snip so i was like in what way she was like testosterone or what she was like they don't want sex they don't want to work they become lazy i was like what um so she was saying basically in thailand it is not a thing she said i came to this country and i was like snip snip what is this snip thing and she said no we do not do it in thailand because they lose the masculinity and they change now i don't know how like i don't know if anyone's got but then having a hysterectomy is so common and she said that in thailand will you behave hugo he's like a bunny he wants his mummy how much bigger is he gonna get not that much bigger i don't think like alfie size if i hadn't had oh god i'm scared of him falling off

that bloody chair i'm not gonna fall off he's fine he's tiny do you know my only concern with these dogs oh oh it's an any dog and any dog right like this it's the way the tail sticks up and you could just fully see their arsehole you like that mate who goes around with their entire sphincter is that what it's called sphincter sphincter on show like full on full on end of balloon end full on on show whatever you're doing your full bum hole is out it's weird to me like it's no they have the full bum hole just la la la out out and it creeps me out i want to put poppy's tail down and cover his bottom hole poppy poppy is that his name mew mew is much more you i think you should call him that but you've got to be quick because he's going to learn hugo soon so

yeah before the dog trainer comes um so the cold play concert thing i what a surprise i've not watched it but i have seen the i've seen i get the gist of it i've seen okay so i'll fill you in on what i know from my tiktok right so the guy works for what an astrology company and he's like really high sorry about that guys i was feeling a bit horny then it just came out my mouth um an astrology company and the lady is the head of hr well that happened yeah that happens to where we used to work as well um exactly that now what i will say is one of my friends made a really really good point she said that the Coldplay concerts they should have known are really interactive right but would you think that because I wouldn't and what if you're not a concert

goer so I don't really go to them never in my mind if I was having an affair would I think I better not go to the concert I'm going to end up on a screen apparently I heard that they did say beforehand that they're going to put the camera around yeah they have yeah they have to they were too busy snogging they probably didn't hear it but if they didn't react the way they did it would have been so from what i can i've seen little bits of it so they were having a little cuddle and enjoyment then the camera goes on to them they see themselves on the screen and jump apart quickly and think oh shit because they're having an affair now what i think is that's a bit scary the girl that filmed it and posted it online supposedly has already made a million dollars

off tiktok right no allegedly yeah um because you get paid don't you if your account's monetized right on views um so one thing that came into my mind from this was do you remember the kate and william thing where that the the radio host in australia rang the midwife at like the portland or something oh got sacked no she killed herself oh no this is so bad what i vaguely vaguely remember this australian radio people rang like the private hospital where the prince was being born and they were like hey um we're just wondering how kate's doing and was it a boy or a girl or something like that and then they and did they say yeah to be the queen i think or something stupid see that could be funny wait what it was like it went wrong i can see how that could be

older midwife that had been like a midwife for years and years and she wouldn't do you know what i mean and then she said anyway she did get sacked and then she unalived herself who unalived herself the midwife i thought you meant the radio person unalived because it got so much attention and it was all in the press like that's the press were outside a door so i just am very aware of what can when you post stuff like that online how many people in that family are being affected they've got kids that are school age yeah it's all the the town is being it's sad that we yeah yeah you're right and but the thing is sometimes that yeah that also that you don't realize like left lady you say something and you do not she may have thought that was

hilarious never in a you never know what's going to go viral never in a million years when she posted that to her followers on tiktok her thousand followers that she thought was hilarious she probably never in a million years thought that was going to go how it did and you could post something like you with the brad skip you don't think that when you post it and if you did think like that then it wouldn't be as organic but yeah you're right one of them could do that and then that's on her shoulders but then what social media needs to go then like how do you so like what anna williamson says in the affair podcast at the beginning of it she was like i want to talk about affairs with no judgment every affair from each side directly affects

seven people yeah on each side on average and right i don't know i just think like get over it like what is with all of this cancelling and and like you know i just think it is it's been a lot for them a lot so has and it's like sharon karen and harren or whatever like chatting about comments like serves them right and it's like mate like people make mistakes like you're an angel like as though you've never made a mistake in your life it's like when celebrities get caught like i don't know drink driving or something and it's like it's wrong and people make mistakes it's yeah and it's just like like you were you know they're already struggling because they're in this position like why are you making it worse i think it's really it's a really fine line with

social media because like you said let's use um drink driving as an example or someone being caught caught taking cocaine or whatever they've made a mistake yeah yeah they know that they know that they're dealing with that and the law and the law is dealing with that and then the thing is we we go mad at celebrities who are too perfect who don't show real life because we say you make me feel shit about my life okay then so here's a celebrity that has made a genuine mistake and now you're all coming for them like no one else makes mistakes surely it's actually not good but in a way it's nice to see people do make mistakes. If Barry down the pub got caught drink driving everyone would be over it in a day. Yeah and it's not good and we'll learn from it but surely that

shows that they are human and it might make someone else who got done who's got found with a bit of coke or whatever think oh well people do make mistakes and I think that's a much healthier way to be than trying to make trying to attain a perfect reality because that's not true which leads me on i again you will know more about this than me i'm sure i briefly saw something about billy fair's daughter's party yeah tell me so are people giving a shit about it because she had a lavish party let me tell you something if i and this doesn't mean you've got to be careful how you say this this doesn't mean that you need money to make your kids happy it doesn't it doesn't as long as they're loved and blah, blah, blah.

However, if I had an X amount budget that I could do my Thea... She's probably got it all gifted. Well, yeah, but regardless, if I could make Thea the sickest party because I had that option to do so, then I absolutely would. I don't care what anyone thinks.

If I could make this lavish party with family and friends... And she got into the planning of it. Yeah, and enjoy it. And also, all those kids that have had the best experience, all the family that have had the best experience that may not have experienced a party like that in their life if i could do that for fear i would do it every single time and i would make sure that around that and i'm sure billy does that around that my child was still grounded and understood the value of money but you're telling me that i'm

going to stop and think i'm not going to throw this party for my child in case karen from birmingham's got a problem with it no no i'm not i'm going to give her everything that i fucking well can and i think karen from birmingham would also do that if she could i think there's a jealousy i think there's a huge amount of jealousy involved in things like that yeah and i don't mind it but when it comes to children i think whoa just be careful because that hurts it's like when people get slagged off you know on christmas eve when they post a picture of like all of the presents yeah again i think i personally wouldn't do it because i would actually with the present thing on christmas eve i would think for other parents that can't yeah and you know what do they actually

need a hundred presents probably not like at the same time if i want to do that for my child and i can then i fucking well will and i would i post it probably not but i feel like a kid's party slightly different it's a party i think that's a little bit different but then how do you decide what's which is is is it all right to show a lavish party but not to show your christmas presents who decides that guess it's your own thing billy in her defense as well is a celebrity she's been around for a long time she's worked she's worked hard she's got a lot of money why we're so nasty about it she posts off on her job is to post that's her job people watch her reality show they know what she's about it probably got filmed for the show the planning of it and she

works and she's probably had to deal with quite a lot of hard parts of that job and it's not an easy job you put your life out there and she's done it and she's made a career would we be saying it if she had you know if it was a businessman that had started i don't know some business and made up through a lavish party probably not no just so much jealousy yeah because being an influencer at the most part is a absolutely incredible job for the most part but but it's but at the same time you still have to work on it as well like you're constantly like thinking always being judged like that she probably thought nothing of it she's thrown a kid a party and and all of a sudden it's a negative thing like it's jealousy that is all it is and it's

not up to you what she does with her children but again coming back oh well she's coming back to like the whole being open with the plastic surgery thing by the way everyone now is jumping on though this is what i had done and did it yeah i've seen it all over again with that if you went on and went guys i have spent in total probably 250 grand on my body and i've had this that the other um you know after my three children slagged off you get absolutely and people would say you could have been spending that money on your kids yeah or like go and go and find yourself yeah you've obviously got issues or you'd get the one saying i wish i could afford this but i can't so i have to sit and look at my big fat belly yeah and it's not fair it's jealousy that is what it is it comes

down to jealousy in my opinion and you can't win with these things which is why we always say just do you because you can't you can't i have noticed everyone doing that trend yeah that do you think they're all saying the full truth and whole truth and nothing but the truth well i saw someone the other day say that they had a rhinoplasty with someone because they had a deviated septum and breathing problem oh that is the classic the classic i had breathing problems so i had to have a rhinoplasty what like no one gives a fuck like i had a big nose so i've got it there's so many things that you just can't win on um but the affair with the cold play just tell me really quickly where is what's the end as the wife spoken at as any yes uh but then

i'm like is it fake the stuff that i don't know i i don't know i'm not i'm not deep so i don't know too much about it but what another thing that i don't like another thing is yeah the wife's really pretty and then people are like why would you cheat with oh and then they show cheated on her for that and all this and it's like oh my god I just don't know

the circumstance shut up you've got to be well it's like the Conor McGregor thing you know the pictures of him on the beach

with that girl and people were talking about what the girl looks like this man is potentially doing what he's doing why are you talking about the size of a woman

I know cut off it's so frustrating right on the subject of cheating I need to tell you all this if you are bored

like me if you are very bored if you are so bored if you're so bored that you had to buy a puppy right pretend it was for your mom i spoke after joanne mcnally spoke about um vanessa felts's book oh i don't know any of this yeah so i spoke about the book on the podcast right six months ago or something and i said it's i love vanessa she's hilarious anyway it's her audio book and she reads it it's very up down funny i think people should always read

their own and you can tell whether they've written it or not because you can tell they're reading off a script if not it's fabulous so i listened to her book and i feel like i watched her so much on tv when i was younger really yeah she was on good morning britain most days was it she had her own show i don't remember him that much yeah i know she is of course but i don't yeah she was on big brother and she used to work out with mr motivator and she lost loads of weight so anyway i listened to her book and she was married to this guy i think he was in is it fats and smalls oh yeah yeah so she married a good song one um she was married to him for like 15 years i know i can see him in my head anyway in the book so i my first like i just knew they were married i

didn't know and that they'd got divorced and she tells like this story i won't ruin it for you if you're gonna listen but basically he was had a few infidelities along the way and in the end she was just like no like the final straw was when this woman emailed the bbc like all this stuff while she was working there and they had to like pull her off air and she was like you've literally humiliated me um anyway so he listened to her side and then i listened to his side he oh is he got a side did a podcast for like an hour and a half and oh my god deluded i i i can't so i sent it to joanne and i sent it to lala yeah because lala um oh she will rip that to pieces yeah and i follow her on patreon actually so i'm gonna see if she talks about it this week in a podcast

and i sent it to her and we were discussing it no he starts off the beginning bit like i'll let you listen to both and i want to hear your thoughts but he's like you know i reply to everyone on my um instagram i'm i'm just that guy i'm just you know i'm like hey how are you what have you been up to and i was thinking here we go then we'll uh we'll see what's next and there was this girl she was called like eva something like that don't quote me so eva used to message me all the time like hey you look good today and i'd be like hey i'm doing this what are you up to and then she started sending me nudes and um and i'm a polite guy i'm a polite guy i can just imagine no honestly he's literally then then what he ended up doing was going to the police and saying that

she was stalking him no you need to listen to it the whole the whole podcast i was screaming um and then he was like and then i ended up uh i was doing a gig in ibiza this was like one of the other times she caught him cheating and um the owner of the hotel i was staying in forced me to sleep with her on three separate occasions i was forced because the first time i didn't want her to tell vanessa about the first time so i had to do it again twice more over like a two year period no it was awful

it was awful I lay there it was awful but this man fully believes his own bullshit I had to push my flaccid penis in

do you remember that little British sketch she slipped and fell on it that little British sketch where they stand outside the house and he's like I accidentally reached over

to get a Murray Mint and my mouth landed in his on his penis and his flaccid coffee went on my mouth I fell on the toilet brush god telly was great back in the day

i was on the toilet and i uh i moved and i fell on the toilet and i fell onto the toilet brush and then my mum walked in as i fell onto the toilet brush and she thought oh my god little britain was i mean not pc at all something's certainly not okay but very some parts were very that bit yeah it's the air hostess ones for me like they were just when i was pregnant james kept calling me bubbles how mean is that she remember when she used to take a thing i'm darling so um also have you seen the ellie golding stuff as well no so she's dating a guy biting your hair he's dragging your hair it's all right um she is dating a guy 10 years younger than her and it's like the headlines are like ellie's toy boy and it's like look at leonardo dicaprio every fucking week

with a 23 year old and he's what 50 something like the headlines i can't believe that it's still going like that people are still writing but you know what the daily mail apps got really bad i don't go on it very often now i used to go on it now and again and i found that when i was looking through i don't know if it's just that i don't know anyone is anymore because i was like don't know don't know not interested not interested there was nothing you don't know the headline you think oh go on well i think the rise of social media now people can control their own narrative and it's very like instant yeah and straight away and you can go if you something kicks off you go on and look at the stories i'll go on there yeah oh did you see now i don't did

you send it me i don't think so um montana yeah did you send me that yeah because how did i end up on it and she was saying that there's an influencer yeah that she goes unfollowed her or something yeah and she was like saying that basically she'd met some influence i couldn't work out it was met an influencer at an event and the influence was right up her ass at the time because she didn't have loads of followers like right up her ass followed her straight away replied to her stories they made a little friendship and now this particular influencer and no idea has got really big much more i think than her and unfollowed her and and snubbed her events and stuff but i don't know who it was everyone was guessing but no one could guess

who it was what were people saying but then it was funny how people were guessing and tagging people and they were commenting back like it's not me not me um yeah i yeah i love tiktok wow i'm gonna i'm well i did my rap man story on yeah and i thought i edited that really well How many views? No, I've not looked at it since. It's not an app that I let me look now. It's not an app that I, you know, Insta, I go on my phone, bang, onto Insta.

TikTok's not one that's on my even... Radar. Radar. I'll go on it to check. Oh. You, you're on there. Shows how much I don't follow anyone or anything. Ozzy Osbourne's died as well.

James told me that last night and I thought he was... But didn't he do like a gig not that long ago? Yeah, Christina said that he did. It's not even got that many views. it's got 47 000 views and 88 comments i've not even looked but i will look um yeah ozzy osbourne that's a lot of views is it i've got no fucking clue don't know that's really good i've got some followers off it i don't i don't know but i rang ratman this yes excuse me hugo shut up he could hugo could get the rats um i rang ratman this morning because james's sister texted me last

night saying i don't care how busy you are with the baby me and my friends need to know what the fuck's going on with rap man yeah so yesterday i rang him um yeah for part two no answer rang this morning no answer so i'm on has he seen your tiktok does he think i don't i don't think he i don't know so just so you know i am i am onto rap man so um i used to watch the osbournes yeah religiously do you think that's one of the first kind of reality like a real yeah so um me and my mum and dad and sister went on holiday to tenerife in like october and it pissed it down the whole time that's all it ever does in tenerife and we had this like apartment and it had uh the only english channel was mtv mtv was so good for not just music and it was constant on repeat the

osbournes and we all just sat there for two weeks i love the osbournes i love sharon i love that kelly didn't come across great no time i'm sure she's grown now she's a teenage did you see on one of the episodes when p diddy had given her a watch what i don't remember that she was a cow yeah she was a teenage girl i liked jack jack was cool he was just like but they've got another daughter as well you know yes it was never on it amy yeah so he died christine did you say that he had parkinson's how old was he was only 76 yeah but imagine the drugs he smashed didn't he like eat a bat on stage head i think i chewed oh that that couldn't happen now could it like he would be illegalized what happened the story what happened was is that someone threw a bat on

stage and he thought it was like a plastic bat so he didn't know and i took what and it was real and it was real and he didn't know and then he had to have like technically had to have like shots and stuff because obviously like oh yeah it was plastic and then the yeah i know that's disgusting also it wouldn't like animal rights people like now well i think they did at the time because he's always known as someone who bit the head off yeah like didn't he like eat a goldfish as well or something am i making this is a legend yeah i don't know about that maybe but i we were saying 76 is not old at all but you know it's no secret of how like drugs and alcohol and stuff so i think we just saw a lady in the lift then when me and christina were talking

about it and she said the amount like of things that he's done for 20 odd years the amount that he's battered you wouldn't he's not done badly because when if you think when you first watched