Nip Tuck - 'Let Me See Your Willy!'

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

The girls are back in the studio after last weeks brunch at PLT in London. Ashley and Lauren share all the goss from their travels and sharing a suite with Producer Lucas. Turns out all 3 of them have a few funny stories to share, as well as a few bones to pick...To sign up for Patreon for more exclusive content and full video episodes, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, icks, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational pleased women and this is all about being unapologetically kim kardashian kim kardashian or as close to kim kardashian as you can physically get within reason she is stunning no she is I actually

would put that on my bucket list like if I saw her in real life even for like one second I would open

my brain up and take as much information yeah humanly possible out of like looking at

everything on her stand there and I would do a body scan yeah same where you scan her across and it goes ding ding ding

scan everything eyelashes, eyebrows I do that we want you guys as well we've asked before if you've met like any famous people um let us know what it was like because we love you do anything like really and meet someone famous and like say something really embarrassing someone we know was telling us a story about jlo while we were away was i sober what i don't remember this yeah we'll get him to tell us yeah not good not good not good

Anyway. Oh, not good, not good. Let's get into it. It's all the olive oil. Coming up on today's show, we give you behind-the-scenes goss from our trip to London. We've got the shocking list of procedures that are still allowed in Turkey. And, finally, slutty Susan sparks up a debate. Right, on Nip Tuck, we want you to get your voice heard.

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fucked so today is our first day back in the office because obviously we were out and about in london recording that so we're gonna give you like a little lowdown of what happened not everything because some things that's what happened in the show stay in the show but everything around it absolutely yeah we can discuss that right okay so at the beginning start from the beginning um we get a driver from my house on tuesday evening yep and do you know what the traffic we did actually smash that journey wasn't bad at all was it leaving at was it 4 p.m 4ish it wasn't bad at all i honestly i mean and it was either gonna be a nightmare or okay and it was fine it was fine we did well so me and lucas went for lunch beforehand at

piccolinos because he got there early so we had some really nice one-on-one time lauren um he told me yeah i'm sure you did but he still likes me and still after one-on-one time and wine and piccolino on his side um he still likes me more um so yeah we we had a nice little lunch i had a caesar salad and we got you how long is this story gonna go on for right um i had a caesar salad lucas had this and then he went to the bathroom let's get to a good bit so then lauren arrives looking like an actual edwardian do you know when they you go to the hairdressers and they do this height curls and you think well i had those on purpose with the view of but it was like matted by this matted so they were it wasn't a good look for me was it he

was stressed i was stressed yeah she was flustered i was flustered so i was like right i'm gonna put a bottle of wine in the car for lauren and luke so i got out a nice little provence which is a very easy drinker as lauren discovered it's very easy to drink again and by junction five after the wine was gone gone and i was loving it i was feeding her more more more she just kept passing me more and more and more and then i was like oh we've run out of a bottle and then another and in Waitrose it was two bottles of wine for a tenner

so we drank those too I'm sorry that's actually dangerous and that wine that Lucas came out with from Waitrose it was like Matthias

fucking bright red it was hidden and I was like you know like when she was first drinking that Provence

I was looking at it like oh crystal clear like I could I'd love and then when I saw that I was like someone's gonna be sick

tomorrow I drank that and then not just me Lucas as well yeah you were both smashed they were vaping on me in the car we were just absolutely and then i shut my car my hand in the car door one of the service it was just all it was i honestly don't remember getting to the hotel no and then she was sick when we got to the hotel so we stayed in the

sanderson shout out hotel man hotel man is a link no honestly so hotel man has got um instagram i followed for i reckon about a year is it the hotel man or hotel i think it's hotel man it's just in my phone let me look now i just so basically this guy can sort you out really good deals on hotels he always puts in as well it's hotel underscore man um and if you go on there if you follow him he comes up with last minute deals you're like log cabins um do you know when people hire house really nice houses i saw them they're really nice some of them last minute some of them aren't you can get the best rates on hotels as well like cheap so we i knew him anyway i'd followed him for about a year so he sorted out the sanderson for us didn't i mean hotel man 10 out of 10

sanderson not so much the hotel was stunning yeah now you all know i am a karen but i was not just being karenish was i you took the karen to a new level at one point but i understood why the karen was happening but you were you were you were margaret was i scary you were it was uncomfortable Was it? It was uncomfortable to watch, yeah. Which bit? The bit where you said, I get what I want when I want.

That bit was uncomfortable. I hadn't had my tea. I understand. Let's tell them what happened. No, but it was because of what the lady was saying back to me. No, I agree. I agree. God.

I get what I want when I want. No, but what I was saying was... In my own home. At home, I've got my own shit around me. I understood what you were saying. what you were trying to say is look in my house i get what i want if i've paid to come to a hotel yeah i understand that um and the way you kept repeating a name was also quite and we can't say it let's make it up let's call her sally sally and you're like yes schmozy yeah um yes i understand

that schmozy however schmozy i didn't lose my shit till the very end you'd been waiting a long time for a cup of tea basically we three times it was the service we'd asked for a drink and it had taken absolutely ages over an hour she was dry and like why don't they put kettles in hotel rooms anymore that really pisses me off because when i need my brew i need my brew like there and then she was literally sat there like rocking on it and like pregnant girls know as soon as you wake up your tummy's like like honestly yes i can drink water whatever but in the morning that first cup of tea i'm like i rang down straight away hi yeah we'll bring it up two english breakfast seats it's not that hard three times and it took over an hour each time then the room next door to

us decided to have a party till half three in the morning um so you were very annoyed about that night one yeah um ashley was it was like having a newborn baby i swear to god so we got there obviously i was blind drunk i don't remember getting to the hotel um i remember little snippets i remember vomiting a tuna sandwich everywhere um i remember actually saying get it off the floor she yeah it was on the floor um i i was absolutely horrific and then she just passed out and then i passed out um in my nightie passed out in my nightie um anyway i don't really know what happened then all i know is i wake up again a few hours later and ashley is tossing and turning i didn't sleep putting things over a head what did you have on your head you had a

nightie on your head i have to have my silk eye mark so she had her nightie tied around her face i've had my bluffs done twice my eyes like really thin i don't know i get dry eye from it um and then then i heard her say that she was i don't even want to repeat what she said because i feel like it's just so violent okay lucas says repeat it she said um so lucas was snoring quite a lot don't get me wrong it was quite bad we weren't all in the same bed

by the way no Lucas was on another bed we were all in the same room it was like a suite and he was quite a heavy snoring he's got rhinitis

and she said it'd stop and then it'd just stop following it seemed like no it was it wasn't great but when she said

Lucas if you do that again I'm going to slit your throat I thought it was a little over the top and then Lucas God bless him

lucas can you turn your mic on um can you say or do i have to repeat or can you say something i want you to say how frightened you were to fall asleep how it went he's coming in i'm gonna tell you because the poor man tell them go on have my mic i'll use that is it on right come on then snorey yeah so snorey susan so obviously i've got round hairs and um i was snoring quite badly but to a point where i am very embarrassed i'm really embarrassed by it so that's why we want to talk about it on the podcast but also well we're honest with people here and also like you know not all heroes wear capes but i wanted you guys to sleep over me because you're doing the podcast so i was tapping my foot aggressively on the metal of the bed trying to keep myself

awake because i was like this could be death this could be the last time he was actually scared and he wouldn't didn't make a word no you didn't say anything did you we thought he was still and you were asleep but he was awake like tapping himself to keep himself awake so basically what I did is I lifted my bed up

the next night and I slept in the bathroom he slept in the bathroom I've got a picture in fact we'll put that on close friends in fact we'll just put it and he's asleep

in the toilet between the toilet and the bath in the bathroom and it was me that woke you up with the morning poo it wasn't Ash

yeah I remember that it was my morning poo he went someone had a funny tummy this morning and he thought it was me no because you had it the night before

you had the morning I had you of the morning shits and you of the morning vom. Sick. How did you find, while we've got you here, the nudity in the room? How would you describe that?

Oh, my God. What would you say? Oh, my God. I could basically see what you had for lunch. I mean, definitely tuna sandwich. We're just naked all the time, aren't we? The funniest bit was, there's two funny bits.

One was me walking in and you two checking each other's pastrami sandwiches. We were looking at each other's bits. We were holding our labias open like children. I go, did you just cut that? And we were literally like... To which I walked on, but it walked into, but at least it confirmed.

We were sober, it was in the morning. It definitely confirmed my sexuality. You definitely didn't want a bit. No, no, no. And the second thing was, so the bathroom was all glass, you know, like in Posh Wrestling, you know where this is going.

And Lauren just kept going, can I come round and see you, Willie? I wanted to see you, Willie. Why? i've got this thing not in it even remotely i just i'm interested in willies like what what do they do when they swing yeah yeah what does it look like i just find them fascinating on nudist beaches i'm i just i'm fascinated so i had to say to lucas because i couldn't stop myself i knew i was gonna look i had to be like right go now while i'm doing something else because i'm gonna come

and look at you willie i'm gonna look and i kept asking to see it and he wouldn't as far as i know she has still not seen my willie yeah i haven't seen his willie we've not had a call from hr just And Ashley kept shouting, HR! HR was chasing me around asking to look at his willy. So that was, yeah, that was London. On the way back... We've not mentioned the actual brunch. Oh, it was...

Oh, yeah, that was great. Well, they're going to hear it. They are. We had... The best girls. And boys. And boys. It was unreal.

We had such a laugh. The people there were amazing. The girls that work there were incredible. Very nice girls. Very nice. I feel like PLT. I could tell by the girls, the very nip-tuck vibes.

Yeah. Like, they were supportive. I wanted to work in that office. Yeah, same. But they were also, like, fun. They weren't, you know, they were real, weren't they? Yeah.

I really loved them. They were all amazing. Yeah, it was, it was, I'm still not, are you, I'm still not, I can't process what happened.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like I'm still like, did we just do that? Yeah. Did that, but it was, I hope they'll let us do it again one day.

I know. It was really fun. It'd be good to do it in Manchester. it would be ridiculous ridiculous in Manchester I'm checked out now are you done? you finished?

it was tiring it was hard no I've got I couldn't do two in a row again that was hard I agree it was hard I can give you all of one

it's the adrenaline it's a lot it was nice like collaborating with a brand as well because I enjoyed that we got to immerse ourselves

into that I even wore things that were like pink PLT yeah pink and like it was nice to be part of

the whole vibe yeah and i feel like their brand is just it's our brand it's so on if anyone wants to invite us down to london we'll come for a joe and the juice yeah oh my god i've never had one before and i had one what's it called a tuna card tuna card why is there not one in manchester i had my second one i switched it up i had it with salt and um mozzarella as well was it nice really nice and it's crispy it's the way the bread crunches and you

Ash was saying that Joe and the Juice own that bread yeah they own it it's their bread you can't buy that bread isn't that weird what the hell

yeah so that was amazing what else happened at the brunch is there any other little bits and bobs we need to think about on the way home on the way home

right everyone thought I was drunk I was tired fucked my friend Hannah was like

were you drunk I was like no no no I was that we both slept on the way home yeah emotionally

everything exhausted that how it's like being in a dream how do you think beyonce feels this is what i kept thinking how do these people do that listen to this for funny i've not told you yet so on the way home um we got a chippy you got me chips and gravy didn't you stunning yeah and i scrammed it in the car um i stopped pulled over ate it all and then went home but because i wanted james to feel sorry for me because i was just so tired and just like i really needed that attention so i walked and i was like i'm fucking tired i'm not eating and and i was like all this and he's like right darling sit down what do you want i was like i just want some crumpets and a cup of tea this

has been so overwhelming so he gets me in he's like darling come here let me get you a cup of tea and i was like i've just my blood sugar i'm just fucked i'm fucked and he was giving me all the attention he ran me a bath put my pajamas on and here the next morning i'll go to get in the car you left the fucking chippy there and i was literally trying to hide the chippy because i'd eating it and i'd be like i've not eaten all day and i just scrammed a full oh he wouldn't mind so i ran and hid it all and he still doesn't know that i had until now he doesn't listen anymore so that was the brunch amazing amazing um but we are resuming to normal business okay which is extreme extreme surgeries so basically i found this article off the good old dm and it says

that this is the most extreme procedures that you can now get done in turkey so i think just looking at them as well the whole point in this article is like that they've been banned here because they're so risky but you can get them done over there right okay so let's run through what they've got so they've got a section that's what they all do in turkey and then the uk alternative yeah yeah okay so for example liposuction let's start with that which isn't you know that's quite common in the uk you can only take three liters max isn't it six i think you can take more than three i think it's six oh let's go it's not three because it's not three anyway get your facts right that's what they're saying but it's not always factual is it and

whereas in turkey what they're saying is 15 liters of fat can be removed and it also says that obese people are encouraged to go under the knife and I agree with that whereas here they will not do it on obese patients

if your BMI is too high your BMI needs to be you need to be healthy to be having a surgery like that yeah okay this one I find like wild

and it's illegal now in this country yeah vagi sorry virginity repair the fuck

so that's been banned in the UK this year because what it comes under is genital mutilation yeah there are certain is it countries where they remove the woman's clitoris yeah um they'll remove different bits of your um anatomy

yeah and they'll stitch you up yeah so that you can't have sex and then they remove the clitoris so sex isn't pleasant for women so they don't want to do it i remember watching i know britain's next top model i think it was or was it just it was america's next top model one of them and one of the models had had her they'd removed it so sad so of course of course that's illegal in this country absolutely so virginity repair is where they will replace your hymen which is i don't really mind ever if you use tampons or did horse riding you probably wouldn't have i don't ever remember there being something like that but yeah they supposedly you can you go for if you're certain religion you go for a virginity check just before you get married where the check is

still in adoptable i don't know i do not know that is really odd so you're so they're telling in turkey you can go and have a virginity repair yeah i feel like we need to research that bbls now i think bbls are allowed here to a certain extent now they call it though more fat transfer yeah yeah exactly um and in turkey they are huge huge as the butts i've seen some good turkey ones to be fair um now eye color changing so here in the uk you absolutely can't get your eye color changed how would they do that do you so it says here i'm just reading about it if you wish to have blue eyes then they go in and it's like a tattoo session it costs for eight sessions two thousand five hundred us dollars you have one session a day over eight days no that's disgusting your eye is

divided into four sections and each each session a quarter of each eye is laser so it's like a laser tattoo thing that's disgusting oh my god i can't even like think about having a laser eye to be a different color uh-huh no i mean there is a lot of other places that offer like absolutely mental um plastic surgery as well like in um columbia they do the rib removal procedures to make you lauren i didn't make your waist well your ribs are there to protect your organs like don't forget organs too all of your body parts are there for a reason do you know the one thing that always still and this was ages ago still blows my mind sally axel has got heel implants why did you not remember this google she has got heel to make her legs longer and to make a tall google it right now

she had to have her feet binded she fully spoke about it I kind of remember it I would like to know where she's at now with that let me have a quick look

so she had heel implants put into her feet I cannot men are having the leg extension but I think they can only add about four inches

to you let me just search for it now also I remember when I worked at the place we used to work at they used to do a lot

of calf implants yeah on men here heel surgery it was in 2009 she had heel implants to make herself taller um it says here it's been a hard 24 hours but i'm happy she's like

openly spoken about it um and yeah she basically had it and she had it because she wants to be taller now i would love to know what it looks like this is four years ago what are they like now word okay let's have a little break and after the break we will be back with your bargain bouquet and your slutty sues but first no first are you a loyal listener of nip tuck do you set an alarm on a wednesday and a friday do we get you through the damn week do you love us do you love everything we stand for do you have other friends that would also love us share share the love then tell your nearest and dearest please share the podcast the more you share it the more you're going to see of us the more we can give to you okay all you need to do pop on your whatsapp now in your chats

send the link and it will just really help us with traction and any reviews as long as the five star we welcome no fours no fours no ones welcome back hello hello you sing the song bargain bargain bargain bargain bargain bucket now bargain bucket i don't know what it is it's a lifestyle yeah it is bargains it's splurges it's hacks it's juice it's tricks it's tricks it's not it's it's everything so send them in do you know what i was thinking i really want to do a bargain bucket segment on stain removal that's so fun but we've all been there where we've had to google how to get a certain stain out like it's like the thing about the red wine white wine tomato sauce my mom is

good for this yeah my mom should we get them to write like a little list for us and like peanut butter on chewing gum and stuff like that i don't need to say that what i pooed in my pajama bottoms last night my white ones i sent i don't know i've just said that why i think i shouted i woke up in the white and i had no knickers on and there's i've done something that's disgusting i know anyway right okay so i've got how to get it out poo and blood come out very easily in the wash it's more things like do you know what's really annoying getting foundation on something black if anyone's got a tip i've never had that on leggings and stuff it's an oil-based foundation if anyone's got a trick grease marks for me on kids clothes

oh yeah and tomato sauce that i make theater not in a public place but i make a take a close-off to eat a dinner or tie a napkin around no just take them off when she was little she used to eat her dinner in a nappy it's a good trick right so i am starting off with a hack first so we've all been there girls when you wear your sunglasses and you've got your stunning makeup on and you're sweating and you put them on and then you take them off and you've got marks on your nose put powder on the sunglasses nose bit and then put them on so you get your powder dab it all around the nose bit and then put them on it also will help you to be less sweaty exactly so that is a nice little hack i like that i saw a tiktok lauren hates tiktok

i love it i don't say that i want to respond to me wonder okay um and basically bethany frankel has this thing where she goes into tk max in new york is fucking unreal they've got like um ysl handbags betaga stuff the stuff that bethany buys like and it's not cheap but it's on sale yes um it's like incredible anyway she went in and she was like guys i found a pair of monolo blanks through thrilled to bits with us yeah um and then everyone was messaging her like they're fake and um she like spoke to tk max and basically someone must have bought something kept them designer and sent like a real pair of people and i'll tell you what happened to me in self-adjustments um and then returned a fake pair and she bought the fake pair

i bet a lot and she said she was wearing them around showing them off like oh never mind and she can't get her money back because she didn't have a receipt she's bethany frankel surely they can give her a money back like no she's honestly i'll send you the tiktoks she's still going on with it but i do find some really good stuff in tk max what's the best thing you've ever found in tk max um i don't go in there that often i go in for the home stuff the home stuff is fantastic I like the home store. Home Sense. Home Sense is the best.

In the Trafford Centre is the best one. Yes, so I'm going to go there. Believe it or not, my living room's nearly finished. And it's only been, what, six, seven months. I've got a sofa. I got it from Delilah Grace. I can't remember her name. She's gone away instead.

It's really, really nice. Yeah. So I've got a few more bits, but I love Home Sense. I'm going to go. And I just feel like, you know, like throws, fluffy throws. You go online, you can spend hundreds on them. Yeah, but the white company one, you can't beat it. Is it really nice?

I've tried. Is it white, though? No. you can get all different colors is it really good and you can wash them in the washing machine i'm gonna look and i'm gonna get some bits i love home sense but yeah tk maxx for me it's really really good um so i worked in selfridges once and i remember at christmas this guy returned some perfumes and then a few weeks later like some people were coming in with um these perfume boxes that they got for christmas and he put baked potatoes like baking potatoes

imagine how fuming you would be if your boyfriend bought you and you went to open it and there was a potato and once um like do you remember back in the day of like where shop shops used to get really busy on saturday and i worked on the men's fitting room and um this person took a hugo boss it was like a plain white top with like writing on the front and they wrote boss

in pen on a Primark top put the tags back on and gave it back we were pissing no they didn't like they'd done it like to laugh at us

life must have been tough it must have been hard do you know what I used to love watching those shoplifting programmes oh yeah where the women put everything under the skirts

and they can't move at all but mate people are back on the shoplifting hype really do you know what if I worked in like Tesco or something

I wouldn't give a fuck if you were in there stealing same it's not my job it's not my job exactly right next one we've got a dupe we've got a dupe go on augustina spader dupe the serum it's like a million pounds and it's got this um what's it called ingredient in it called like f something eight one something and it's basically the technology behind that is what makes augustina spader like so good and they patented it so no one can copy it

But, Victoria Beckham did a collab with them, a skincare range, and brought out the Victoria Beckham serum, which is a third of the price as the Augustia Spader one, and it's got the same ingredient in it. Slimmer to the left, sugar to the right. Okay, another little cute bargain that we spotted. Sol de Janeiro have, well... Because we've spoken about them before, we love the smell, we don't like the actual product. but we love like that smell and guys love the smell too

the smell's stunning I just don't like the product we're all smelling it right now as we speak now Fabulosa have done

soldi something and you can get it in all the flavours and you clean your house and it smells like that probably really bad for you

but it still smells nice smells good but look don't forget like we can't do everything it smells good whether it's good for you or not you need to check that yourself

right right what's this that you're talking about now okay because i need to update you on my um whatever i had the other day what is it called lemon bottle no kate did it for me there is this new thing and it is it's not new actually i was doing it years ago you know how i always go stem cells stem cells stem cells what they do now is they inject the stem cells into your skin yeah in a really superficial yeah superficial way so it's

called exosome facial rejuvenation right and we all need to get on it because it's not a filler it's not a botox it's stem cells it's that good that basically it activates your skin cells which means you can produce 300 more elastin which is we need elastin and 600 more collagen Wow, guess where I'm going to get that? Where? On my belly button. I hate my belly button. I am going to have Nucleofil under my eyes.

Salmon sperm. So, my under eyes, we get asked about under eyes a lot, don't we? A lot. It's a tough one, it's tough. I'm going to try it and let you know what I think about it. I had, what was the other one that everyone was having under the eye? Lumify and Beautify. I'll be honest.

Didn't see. I thought it was good. I didn't see a huge difference. But it's more like, yeah, I kept mine up. But, like, the results are not long-lasting. But it's very good to do as a maintenance facial treatment. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, if you're injecting that moisture and activating the cells

with, like, the needling aspect of the injections, then I think it's good. But don't expect a miracle. No, but don't do tear troughs, please. So I'm going to do nuclear fill. I'm going to do it on my skin address. You can do it for me. I'm going to do it on my neck and under my eyes.

so I'll tell you what I think but what I had the other day what's it called four lad no I cannot stop I cannot remember no the Kate's doing for me Exilis

Exilis so I've mentioned it before did you see the before and after I sent you yeah yeah yeah so far I've had two I'm genuinely impressed stomach I'll be honest

it feels quite nice as well after two I can't see a difference yet but she reckons at least four to see a difference yeah so I'll keep you updated with that on the chin area

it's really good honestly the before and after I'll post it when I've had it done but yeah so far I like it right this what the fuck is that this is my silk i think it's called like silky tie but basically

i've not touched my hair today with a wand or a nice straightener so what you do it's actually so easy you tie your hair with the bobble bit there so like a ponytail like a ponytail and then you wrap the hair around that bit yeah and then it just is a bun i feel like there was something else that was similar to this not that long ago that people used what was it something like that anyway like a towel to hair dry like a what did people used to do yeah you actually it's a nice feeling of like taking your hair off your face anyway yeah really good i'm glad you like that okay so slutty sue come on hi both please keep this anonymous this is long i wanted to send in my slutty season that kind of makes me want to vomit now when i was 18 my friend and i met

these two guys who were around 10 years older than us at the time we thought they we were it two fit guys pretty big on the scene wanting to spend the night with us i used i know i used i remember being like this we booked a hotel to stay at because we both lived at home the guys came to the hotel and picked us up and took us to one of their houses their parents house but the parents were on holiday my friend and i had quite a lot to drink wine too so you can imagine the level that's like me wine drunk i couldn't tell you how much the guys are drinking but given they drove us back to the hotels it can't have been that much god this is predator vibe never mind anyway the night went on and we both ended up with a guy each this is where my slut journey began

we had sex in the hot tub we had sex in the hot tub and sex in his parents bed no whilst my friend and the other guy were in my guy's bed kill me now we ended up going back to the hotel but they stayed with us for a couple of hours my friend walked out of the room not sure why or what went on but i was past knowing what was going on at this point oh i had a threesome with the two guys while my friend was out of the room it gets worse long story short i ended up being in a serious relationship with the guy for three years what so they met whilst having a threesome with him and his mate and he stayed with her for three years there was a lot of sex in one night including the hot tub which resulted in a frizzy mascara down my face dirty mess so how i bagged a boyfriend

i do not know what i want to know this is this is also i want to know is how could you be in a relationship with someone knowing you had a threesome with him and his best mate well you tell us it was you you tell us you did it girl but also if it was the other way around you and your best mate had a threesome with one guy would you want to then pursue a relationship with them because i would rather die well that's a major major double standard for some reason it feels different uh you go first so no from me i mean obviously you met ed when we had that threesome no even if like he'd he's got with people that i know like everyone yeah but we live in a small area but not like a clue i feel like even if he'd been with like say like one of my immediate

friends straight away no no would you be the same with someone i think so however because then it'd be weird so i say this as we know when i've mentioned in the past i'm still best friends with my ex of when i was 19 chris best best mates if one of he's got a girlfriend he's very happy however if one of my mates wanted to be with him i wouldn't give a shit and i don't feel like they would either but they probably wouldn't want to be with him because he's your ex-boyfriend and a good friend no Lauren girl code

your girl code compared to mine is totally different I'm quite chill Lauren is so like and you know

there's pluses with both of them and we both accept each other for it yeah I'm quite chill but my side of things

you're very like it's like if that's enough his dick has been in one of my friends he is off

off the limits limits totally and I am not and if I get a DM off him I'm sending it my friend and saying

just a heads up no I agree so I wouldn't no I'm very strict on that all my exes honestly if my friend

went out with any of them I wouldn't give a shit I'm quite grey area so I agree there's black and white but I think there's grey areas too there's enough people in the world

no one needs to be doing that if my friend wanted to go out with any of my exes I wouldn't care because I don't care because I don't like them do it

if you love them be free I don't care It was ages ago and I shagged him first anyway. I hid it, I hid it, I hid it first. Ray J over here. Okay.

But yeah, I do find it odd that he's wanted to stay with you after that. That's from a man. But do you know what? I also like was listening to our favourite Andy T in the car. Yeah.

Because we went to Birmingham. Oh, by the way. What? Got a new engagement ring. Yeah, she said you were going to. Did you go to Birmingham in the end? I thought Ed wasn't going to go. Is it stunning?

Yeah. um and it's coming next week so in the car I was listening to Andrew Tate and one of the things that he said was like he enjoys like being around really sexy women that are very strong-minded in themselves and have their own shit going on and are promiscuous and da-da-da-da-da but he would never want to marry one and he said there's girls for that and there's girls for that but i think you can be both yeah i know i'm totally about you're just saying what he said the reason he said that is because somewhere deep down although he pretends he isn't a woman's hurt him he's or his mummy issue or a woman's hurt him and i feel like he sees that as a threat and he wants to be

the macho man which is why he's saying you don't want to marry that you want to suppress a woman i don't disagree with everything andrew tate says i don't i actually don't disagree with everything he says but i think on that occasion no i feel like they are the women you want to marry they're the women that you want to raise your children strong women no he was saying the total opposite so what does he want what does andrew tate want like a woman that's like a virgin that doesn't work that just wants to be provided for it doesn't sound that bad no no i think that's him as a man though isn't it but what i'm saying is here like and me as a girl when i look at men like i'm not asked how many people they shagged before me but i'm gonna be really and we this is not what we

agree with we are not slut shamers unfortunately it's 2023 and men do look at girls track records especially if it's in the local area or with their friends and they will knock you off the wifey list you'll stay on the shag list but they'll knock you off the wifey list even if they hear

a rumour about you and there is a lot like of rumours and stuff like that so so what you need to do girls it's the postcode thing

yes spread yourself evenly throughout the UK and surrounding areas don't do it with everyone locally

yeah that's the best I mean do what the fuck you want that's what we're saying but it's true we wish it wasn't but it is true

that men will look at a woman and be like and men are fine to go and fly through everyone yeah they can literally do a human centipede down the main road

oh it's fine but a woman she's a woman a woman is single and has sex with more than one but whoa what a slut

what a slut not a wife no it's ridiculous but it's true it is what it is we'll try and change it but for now

all we can do is rise above it I believe rise above it and make our own rules and there we go there are no rules that just reminded me

I watched the Barbie film yesterday shite no I don't mind it it's very not for kids not for kids Thea didn't

she was fine because it's Barbie yeah because it looked pretty so she probably for the first half and I was oh my god

is it she constantly now play up when I wake up in my own pink world no Saskia keeps lying

and getting out of bed you know how Barbie does at the beginning and she's going hey Barbie I can't speak my words aren't coming out

Saskia's very girly isn't she very very girly yeah Thea was alright I don't think I took one of the other kids as well I just don't think

they quite got it but I quite liked it and I think some of the things that you say do you know when what's she called she used to be Ugly Betty when she was saying

all the stuff about you have to be this but that you have to be thin but not too thin you have to be I thought that was really good and good for kids

it's very feminist very feminist film I liked that yeah I enjoyed that bit how funny is Wolf he's anything that he's in i feel like i'm the male version yeah everything he's in you can call me dragon it's just like it's just funny anyway on that note okay we've rambled on but thank you

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