Nip Tuck - Life of a Male Escort!
Episode Date: November 26, 2025We have special guest Johnny Bravo on the pod today! And he gives us all the ins (and outs) of what it's like to be a male escort in the UK!How he got into it, can all women squirt, does he have celeb... clients? We're finding out absolutely everything, so strap in this will be a good one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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guest on today and very requested actually. So let me do a quick recap to a couple of weeks ago
when we read out a message from one of our incredible Patreon listeners and she told us
that during a break from a real sexless marriage,
she was in a really shit place,
she went and had a session with a male escort.
Is that the right word?
Yeah, I saw, yeah.
And she basically said,
girls, listen back if you haven't listened to it,
that it was the best thing she ever did.
The best sex.
Look at his face.
The best sex she has ever had in her life.
I won't go into detail.
I'll save you the embarrassment,
but basically
there was a lot of body fluid
it went very well
and she recommended it
to everyone
and she was really open
and honest about the whole thing
and she said
she would recommend it
to anyone
it's a form of self care
100%
like you go and get a massage
yeah
so
we were really interested in this
our listeners
were really interested in this
so we thought
get him on
so we have
do we call you
Johnny or Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo
use Johnny Bravo
we've got Johnny Bravo on
holding the brand
we have
welcome welcome thank you where do we begin right so basically we know that men do this
all the time yeah i would say we get messages in our inbox like every week saying i've just found
out my partner's been sleeping with escort sex worker they're on only fans all these different
kinds of things interacting with webcam girls yada yada yada and honestly johnny the message
we had in our whole four years about you stood out because it was the only one we've ever ever had
where the roles were reversed so we just found it really intriguing and today isn't about like
you know making fun or anything like that we want to know and make people feel like you know it's
out there yeah we've always said to each other haven't we yeah well what if it was the other way
around and we really want to get like into it so we're going to ask you all kinds of questions but
before we get going tell us how did you get into this so i got into this i started uh doing only
fans maybe it was about two and a half years ago so 2023 uh i left my old life behind and i started
doing only fans with a partner at the time uh how did you decide to do that what was your job before
civil engineer okay yeah so i was in construction i've been in construction for about 16 years
i left last april doing it full-time i went back in september to start doing a part-time and then
this april i give it up all together just to pursue this full business is booming well kind
of yeah i just i hated construction from the moment i started at 18 i didn't like my job but
eventually it started to pay quite well so it's hard to walk away from a job that fell into it
yeah it's safety it's a security net so uh it's hard to walk away from good money but i eventually
managed to make a change and you know doing something which gives us a lot more freedom
these days definitely uh but yeah anyway so i started doing only fans and stuff like that
and maybe about a month after i started i went on like a trip with a bunch of me guy friends
creators no not not creators just mates just okay just guys not in the industry nothing like that
and one of them a lot of these guys have wives and stuff like that and the gone boys trips all
the time one of them who has a wife and two kids mentioned that he was on this website called
gentlemen for hair which basically uh mean meant that he could escort with women because his
says you would be really good at that after watching something i don't know what they've
watching but she went oh you'd be good at that because he is he's a really nice guy he's got
the gift of the gab but obviously he doesn't do any of the sexual services it's more like her
rent a boyfriend yeah like cuddles a company on dates yeah that sort of thing so obviously he's
got a wife two kids she's fine with it it's extra money coming in the in the household and he told
me about it so i was like well i'm already having sex on camera and trying to sell it and make money
for it so why don't i uh get into something which is a bit more like an exchange of services so like
i get paid for my time uh up front and i put myself on the website and yeah i got a few few
bits through quite quickly so how did it start did it start just accompanying people to you know
events dinners or was it bang on bang on so can you input on this website because we're aware of
other websites that you know men go on yeah where it's like a menu yeah and it's yes i do
oral without a condom like yes i do anal yes i go on dates yes i do this yes is that kind of the
form that you fill in no so you write your own little bio you put your own photos on
do you show your face yeah yeah i mean you don't have to my my friend i'm talking about he doesn't
yeah uh for obvious reasons to keep it anonymous he's got a wife kids all that and it's maybe a
normal job uh yes i believe so i don't actually know what he does for work but i know he works
but yeah and on those other sites that you're talking about which i know which ones you're
talking about you do have to list your services i am on those sites as well but i don't get much
business through them yeah it's all come through this one website and it's literally you just write
your own bio and all i did was i went on my friend's profile and i just copied and pasted
nice and then altered it to make it look like you might have been really helpful on that yeah but
two years ago it wasn't about so in 2023 chat gpt wasn't as big as it is now nowadays i use it for
all sorts everything oh dirty texting but it's not anywhere i don't need to do that to be fair
yeah yeah i'm really good at this sex inside of me next time i'm gonna get you on whatsapp
i've done it for previous partners and stuff yeah i've done sex with previous partners
on their respective sites that they're on
and stuff like that
because most girls don't like sex
and with guys that they've never met
or not attracted to or anything like that.
So this website, does it take a commission
or do you just pay to be on there?
You just pay to be on there.
Nice.
So when you went on this website
and you started that,
you were already having sex on camera
on OnlyFans with your partner at the time.
Yes.
Can I ask really quickly how that came about?
How do you, were you just in a relationship,
I'm going to say quotation marks, normal,
and then one day someone said shall we shag on camera like how did that even begin that's
basically how it happened yeah so we were like we're having sex and stuff we were filming it
we decided to open our relationship up into swinging and that was before only fans yes
right so we went on one of the most popular swingers sites that's the one
yeah so we joined up onto there uh we started posting you could only post minute clip videos
so we started posting on there minute clips of like our encounters and we were we were fucking
in filming for like an hour long you know what i mean like an hour something is an hour and a half
we're filming the whole thing just from one angle so then we put some clips on there we had our
first threesome from there and the guy that was there i says look we caught this on camera the
other day but can you film from your side so it looks a bit better and yeah basically from his pov
She was 69 and what have you
She was a heavy, heavy squirt
Like she probably still is
So I had my fingers in
And she was sat on my face
Deep throatness
And it just soaked my face
And I mean literally
My mouth
It takes a lot
To make me speechless
When my mouth is open
This clip literally went viral on that site
And it was real
Oh it was real
We're going to get on to that
We're going to get on to that
Oh it was 100% real
So that went viral?
Yeah, pretty much on that site.
On that site.
So we went to the top of what you call the hot photos on there,
and then anything we uploaded after that went to the top of the hot photos
every single time.
So every day I was uploading just a picture or a short clip,
and it just went to the top of the hot photos,
which meant basically it shows it off regionally.
So that clip went viral regionally.
Everyone liking it, essentially, fabbing it.
And then it went out nationally
because then when it gets on the first page of the hot photos everyone nationally sees it and
starts fabbing it so then people add you to the hot list so then everything you upload then they're
looking through their like the algorithm similar yeah it's not like an algorithm it's like if you
hot list someone so if i hot listed you and you upload the photo or upload the status i could
look through my hot list update just to see those people and it would see it would show that so
anything you get paid on like clicks and views nothing so is that why you thought this was before
only fans right so this was we uploaded that that was my first threesome we had another threesome
then we had like four some a few other bits and after that clip went viral we're only on the site
for two two and a half weeks when this clip went up she said we should monetize this and i was like
right what do you mean she was like well i've always thought about doing only fans but i've
never wanted to do it solo so i was like fair enough let's try it so then we jumped on only fans
i figured out a way to funnel traffic from fab swingers to her instagram profile and then yeah
so she had like i think she had 700 followers at the time by the time she dropped the link a week
later she had 2400 amazing dropped the link and so many people subscribed and the plan was we were
going to split that 50 50 uh oh yeah i was meant to control the sort of uh the posts i was meant
to control the sales and stuff i was meant to be the sort of manager of the profile and she was
going to be like the face it was going to be her profile so i created my profile uh so that you
could tag it and we can upload the content which is another common question i get all the time
women want to you know look at the only fans as well so then you've got a bigger market haven't
you sort of it's it's women don't mind looking at only fans a little bit but it's mainly men
so a lot of my subscribers are males a lot of them are straight or a lot of them are bi
uh they have partners they're really interested in just like curious yeah but they're not so much
curious in myself they just like to watch what i get up to yeah uh and then obviously i've got
gay guys on there who like me for me i've got girls on there who like me for me uh but i created
my profile and one of the most common questions i get asked is where did you come up with the name
yeah i was like it was just i picked it at random i didn't even think i obviously i was a fan of
the cartoon when i was a kid but that didn't register i don't know why i picked the name
that i did just came to my head so i picked it that was that and then i had my solo page which
i didn't post anything to she was just tagging me was getting was she getting bigger and bigger
she was getting the subscribers and she was selling to them and she was meant to give me
the logins and for 10 weeks there was just excuse after excuse why i didn't get the logins
and i went to split the money 50 50 and she kept sending screenshots look how much we've made now
look how much made like 10 grand and how have you started restricting your dick at this point
what do you mean like were you still giving her the content uh no because
i didn't do that because obviously i had a lot of faith in what she was i what she was saying
yeah and i that trust was misplaced basically because i found out after 10 weeks that she'd
spent the lot on what nothing that i saw this was the this was the june july or something i found
out i can't remember someone's going to correct us on 10 weeks but uh the following march we're
trying to sort things out because this was the june july obviously that broke down the relationship
straight away yeah like cut everything yeah and then the following march actually give us access
to our bank account
she was like
here's me logins
have a look at what
I spent the money on
because she still
didn't explain
where it went
and when I looked
through
I couldn't see
anything
it was Just Eat
it was Sheen
it was Amazon
it was McDonald's
yeah
to be fair
that's like my
bank account
just shite
but then she was
withdrawn from
OnlyFans
like every
couple of days
like £170
maybe she was
sending it like
to family members
no because it
would have said
who knows
it would have said
on her bank account
very strange
but it didn't
So what did you do then?
So you were then, you'd been on OnlyFans.
You'd kind of got used to that.
You'd started the escorting already, had you, at this point?
I think I started in the...
Did you start when you were still with her?
No, I think I started when that broke down.
Which makes sense.
Yeah.
Tell us about your first encounter.
My first encounter, I was very, very nervous, as you would be.
Did you have to take Viagra?
No, did I?
No, I don't think so.
Do you carry one just in case?
Oh, always, yeah, yeah.
I've always got some.
Do you do that a lot?
I have done.
I've actually stopped using that
because I started using something else,
which not a lot of people in porn want to talk about.
The injection thing.
Yeah, I've heard about that.
What's it called?
You inject your dick and it goes straight away.
It's actually meant to be better for you.
Yeah, because it's not systemic.
Yeah, it just goes straight into your cock.
Hang on.
Hang on a minute.
We are running quite far ahead in the story now.
the cock injections
can come in a minute
yeah
right
but it's interesting
because my husband
did say to me
when I told him
you were coming on
he was like
ask him if he has
to have Viagra
because he was
clearly thinking
I couldn't keep up
with that
and I'll tell him
he'll feel better
and also what if
you don't like
fancy the person
straight away
so the first meeting
yes
what can you tell us
obviously we're not
where was it
who was it
what kind of person
it was
so I'm originally
from Newcastle
I've recently moved
to North Wales
at the start of this year
to move in with my partner
my current partner
uh me first ever booking was it was a woman from sunland she had recently got divorced literally
her divorce present from her friends were them all chipping in fucking yes i love it
so they chipped in for me to give her an hour-long erotic massage right which was one of the is that
what you call it and then it's up to you guys no no that was that was an erotic massage that was
like we start with it's about half an hour's worth of massage and then it moves into sex for the last
half an hour and obviously obviously it depends how long the book that can book longer but you
know i mean i don't want to fuck for that long do you depend no depends
depends how much you're enjoying it
right so you were nervous i was very nervous how did it did you just meet and say this is what i
always wonder about both male and female sex workers how that beginning hi are you okay yeah
you like i can tell you from both sides i don't drinks before no no so i can tell you from both
sides because i know female sex workers i do it for me there's something about the transactional
uh sort of basis of booking an escort that just doesn't sit right with me that i don't enjoy
because i get off on pleasure and women yeah so if they're just there for my pleasure like it's
that's why i don't understand um do you know when men go to say amsterdam this is an example
i don't understand like you've just said how they can want to have sex with somebody that doesn't
want to have sex these men are that stupid they think that the girls just love it and they just
it's not even that i don't think i think okay maybe yeah guys are just there to get their end
away yeah yeah and they want to they want a beautiful girl yeah and they want a beautiful
girl to do it with so they'll pick a beautiful girl and yeah because they can't like some of
them can't yeah right so back to the first the first time yeah where was it it was in newcastle
it was in a hotel she was from sunland like i say she was recently divorced i'm not getting
the reasons why she's divorced because in case it identifies her i don't actually know her name
now i did back then uh but yeah i've made chipped in booked me for an erotic massage for an hour
went there she was teetotal so she had a couple of alcohol free drinks there she said oh help
yourself to one of those i was obviously driving in and driving back i had a girlfriend at the time
uh the girl after started only fans uh and did she know yeah she knew she's oh she she was very
she knew about everything that's how we sort of rekindled a little bit because i was dating her
when i was 20 21 yeah uh me and her rekindled because i was sort of like i reconnected with
her and i was like this is what i'm up to nowadays and she was like whoa so we went around i went
around hers had a cup of coffee and that with her and just basically laid everything out and she was
like this is mad she was texting her girlfriend she was all right about it she was fine with it
yeah because she knew uh it was like a transactional thing she knew it was work essentially
but when i turned up i didn't know what to expect i asked for a sort of picture so that i knew
who i was meeting for starters was a female and just to give a real basis yeah so she gave us a
little bit of a selfie but didn't really show her face like i could tell it was a female she was
traveling on the train and when i opened the door she was in a beautiful red dress stunning maybe
She's about five to ten years older than me, but stunning.
This is a perfect first one.
It was, and I was like, if all of them are like this,
it's going to be smooth sailing.
Then what a dream job.
Yeah, so anyways, wedding, you know, exchange pleasantries.
Does she pay you first?
Yes, I always get payment up front.
Right, and how much did she pay you?
I think it was, I don't know if it was 150 or 200.
It was quite cheap back then.
Yeah, but that was before I was like who I am today.
it's an hour 200 pound 150 200 pounds an hour that's a lot more now but yeah yeah but that's
what it was yeah so did you go kind of straight into the massage and then it led from there so
i had a bit crack and then i said so do you want to get started type thing like my issue is i've
got two massage beds in the house now uh i always had a massage bed with my ex before i started
only fans i bet they've got to be a bit sturdy yeah but i do i i've made a lot of content on
massage beds over the year are very sturdy to be fair but i've got two of those in the house i hate
doing a massage on a bed yeah i hate it on a normal bed yeah you can't you can't get round
unless it's a single bed and you're not having my botox and stuff on my bed you can't do it yeah
you need a proper like massage you know what i mean to do it and not ache your back so much yeah
so i charge more now for erotic massages because they're normally a lot harder work yeah but at
least i've got a massage yeah yeah but yeah so i just said you want to get started she went uh
she went in the bathroom she's like yeah i'll just go change out with this to be honest i don't know
why she was wearing the red dress the plan was her and her girlfriends were going to go out around
newcastle and stay in this hotel and she was going to come back to the hotel and i was going to meet
her there yeah that was a plan all of our friends couldn't get child care when it come to the time
so they dropped out so she was just going to newcastle to meet me only yeah which was she
wasn't too bothered about listen she got her end away yeah exactly so uh yeah so she went into the
in the bathroom like i say to get changed out of a red dress put a little towel on come out
and then i just unwrapped her started the massage and went from there and then it went from there
and do you come i did yes yeah because it was like because you fancied it uh not because i
well i just come because i'm a red-blooded male i'm all generally come from sex you know it is
difficult for me to come actually is do you come with all of them no no only so so is it over when
she's done is that probably maybe that's a good thing that it's not no no he does multiple orgasms
yeah it's over when the time is up oh god yeah yeah because you've booked an hour yeah if you
book three hours you get three minutes left come on if you book three hours you get three hours
but also people book three hours yeah sometimes what can you do in three hours wow you need those
cock injections for that we can chat for two hours for starters but if they if they book three hours
and they want the full three hours they'll get the full three hours if they're like tap out after an
hour then that's fine yeah and they just say like yeah you still put the time yeah so you had this
first encounter yeah now i've got to be careful how i phrase this but there'll be all different
types of women that come to you and i assume that naturally some will be your type some that you
will find attractive and some that you won't we've all got different types yes how do you find it if
there's somebody that isn't your type is that when we start using the viagra or the injections like
how does it work if you just see something you're just not my type i'm just not aroused
what happens like any of them like do they smell or like do you know what i mean uh i don't think
i've ever come across anyone that like smells like bad hygiene yeah i don't think i've come
across that because i couldn't kiss someone with bad teeth yeah i think i would struggle as well
yeah i've got a bit of a sort of get out clothes in the sense that uh with the job that i do in
professional porn and with only fans doing collabs and you know sleeping with multiple uh multiple
women being involved in multiple scenarios we have to test every two weeks right i can't do
anything unprotected yeah you can pass stuff on via saliva so you don't kiss anyone i do you'll
decide i'll decide i do generally i do generally kiss because get you in the mood you would have
a bit of a get out if you didn't if i need it do yeah i've never really had to use that i've always
generally kissed even if i've not been and also i feel like with women they are literally from a
totally different planet to men they've chosen to come to you johnny and they've seen you and you
are this adonis that they're like wow and i feel like you'd get a certain type of person
is do you think that's true no i get all types everything right explain the oldest oldest person
the youngest person i want to know the range yeah i want to talk about shopping now yeah
i had a woman inquire the other day uh via tiktok i was on
tiktok live that actually saw me on rebecca goodwin's yeah we know of rebecca yeah i worked
with rebecca i think last monday and they saw me on her tiktok went onto my profile then saw
the clip that i'd taken from here with the review and i'd put a little intro and outro on so i used
that clip that you put on social media to then push my social media marketing exactly and she
saw that so then she messaged saying look i'm just really curious to know how it works blah blah blah
sent me whatsapp number i started chatting on whatsapp and then she basically said like i think
she was like mid 50s or something she's like what's the oldest you've done like outside of
professional work and i think it was like 55 ish i think around that mark is one of my clients so
not like not like 80s no not 80s but i mean when you're 80 years might be winding down by that
point you know what i mean can you be 35 i'm winding down never know and have you ever so
this is a one that i wanted to ask before and i forgot have you ever started sort of doing it
with somebody or getting to know them and thought i actually really like you as in i fancy you we're
getting on we're shagging like yeah and then like they've got your whatsapp number after like are
they like you know miss you like a relationship someone that you thought i really like you
no no no when you go into it do you go into it almost with a bit with a work head on that this
isn't for dating or this is work and i'm going for sex no not at all i go into it the same way
i would go into a normal date i go into it the same way i would go into if i was just a girl
fan seed and stuff right okay i'm very open i'm very just myself and i like to find out first and
foremost like what is it that you're after why are you booking me like what is the there's always
different motivations so i like to speak to them first get to know what one they want and two why
they're doing it uh and yeah i don't but i don't go into it thinking i could get a relationship
out of this no you're just going to pretty open-minded i've always kind of been in a
relationship ever since i was about 13 yeah and i'm still in a relationship now when i still do
it so i've always got a relationship going to not need something from somebody yeah that makes sense
but there is a lot of uh there is a lot of girls that book as i'm i really get on with and i think
that they're great like as mates no not as mates i could see like a potential uh i could see a
potential relationship there say i was single and we got on and you know everything worked out
i could pursue something like that outside of the booking sort of thing but i just don't i'm in a
relationship yeah yeah yeah okay generally my general rule is like if someone books us like
that is work yeah so then to try and blur those lines and stuff be careful yeah has anyone become
obsessed with you have you had any stalkers uh has anyone's husband rang you no not yet
generally when husbands
are involved it's
Oh do you do threesomes? Yeah
when husbands are involved the
husbands have booked me for the wives
rather than the wives
are booking us behind the husband's back
Right so it tends to be more of
an involvement. Yes. Have you ever
had a threesome where it's gone because I watch
we watch Open House. We fucking love that
I was meant to be on that last season. Oh you should
have gone on it. My partner was on it season
two which didn't get aired. I was going to
say i was thinking which one no no i know a lot of the a lot of the residents sometimes it goes
really fucking wrong yeah really fucking right and the man stood there with like a penis that's
wilted and he's watching his wife get shagged and you can see his eyes the whites of his eyes you
know in the dark and he's like has that ever happened has it ever gone wrong or like a surprise
threesome and it's like surprise and it's like no no that's never happened so do you think they
have the chat first and they're both like pretty they kind of have to i kind of prefer to know
that they're all on board on board yeah or it wouldn't work nah and there was one guy who tried
to book us on christmas day and i swear to god what a fucking tree he was messaging us this
christmas day just gone to surprise his wife with a threesome that evening at like eight nine ten
o'clock they've been on the they've been having a drink be on the box office in the morning all
the gear it gets dark like he told me that he'd booked this hotel all this sort of stuff it was
all booked i was like look i need a deposit he was like i can't i can't send any money up front
because i've been done before blah blah i was like well i don't do any bookings without a deposit so
it's up to you and he said he wanted it to be a surprise for his wife she didn't know what was
happening so i had to pretend like i was turning up and i was gonna rob him and the only way that
i wouldn't rob him a heist no i wouldn't rob him is i would fuck his wife and not oh i like that
i think she didn't know that's non-consensual stuff that oh no like when you compete to get
kidnapped yeah yeah that's that's different yeah you can so she would have fully thought that they
were being broken into and she was being sexually assaulted she didn't know yeah so that's not
that's not something i would do oh no on christmas day what risk getting locked up are you mad
not on christmas day not when i'm back home visiting the family right what is your weirdest
it request or fetish or has anyone pulled out a certain toy or weird thing like what so i turn up
with toys generally most of the people i meet don't have what like how do you carry them in a
rucksack i've got a makeup bag i want to make up i was thinking a briefcase but you won't get that
it is a bit like a briefcase yeah and it's got little compartments for different stuff they're
all wrapped up so that they don't touch each other because obviously what a lot of people don't
realize if you've got two like rubber dildos or silicone dildos and they touch each other
they start and melt i learned this very early on in my
you were a novice yeah right right and okay what in your opinion is the best sex toy that gets the
girls going there's a little bullet you can get off amazon send us the link i will do it's 16
pound and for some
No, go on. What's it called?
I don't know. It's just a
little silver bullet. I'm writing in my notes
60 pounds. And it's a really strong one.
It's super strong. On the clip.
The worst bit about it is when you turn
it on, it starts on the highest setting
then you've got to click it and it'll go down to
lower settings.
Then it'll go to patterns which nobody likes.
Why do they do that?
Literally
every girl I speak to says the exact same
thing about the patterns.
yeah like yeah yeah yeah oh no and you like can't get maybe we should do a collab on a vibrator yeah
yeah cool have you used like a tracy's dog what's a tracy's dog that's the the squirty one where it
goes pump pump pumps and the clit suck oh it's a bit much for me that i've used it i've used
clit suckers and i've used clit suckers with the vibration ones yeah i mean i had like so i had
about five boxes with me ex-partner before i got an only fans out of toys because i was just
i was just a toy enthusiast as well i do now i didn't then but like literally i was an enthusiast
i wanted to try new things i wanted to explore sexually like different toys you need to know
yeah and do you do a lot of ass play not on myself no would i be able to peg you like if
i wanted to know we're laughing because since this podcast started yeah ashley's always said
i really really want to take someone yeah and her husband's like no
i've got really high testosterone like i actually like have have an issue
and it must be part of that yeah so that's a no no for me would you do anal on her yeah
i've done that do women ask for that yeah sometimes i'll turn up and we haven't spoke
about it and they're just like they'll have a book plug-in or they'll like have stuff there
ready to go right i'm going to ask sex tips i've got questions right number one anal right i don't
mind it i don't love it because i'm scared of the poo side of things it's an area it has
there's poo in there yeah do you know anything because i know other people are thinking the same
that can help minimize the poo yeah is it just a thing is have you had poo experiences like
yeah how do you and obviously you do porn as well yeah so how do you stop poo on the knob
you can't like guarantee to stop it but you just have to either clean yourself out really well
yeah douche either use like people say the day before like porn stars say the day before they
just eat jelly babies it's not so much that you eat low fiber so you can have like white rice and
white chicken like nothing like lean meat and white rice stuff that doesn't sort of clog up
inside i'm not an expert on the prep side of things you would have to ask an anal enthusiast
i don't do the prep but i have anal sex with my partner pretty much every day really yeah so she
didn't do anal before i met her like last year and then can you come from anal as a girl yeah
she comes harder than ever from anal yeah what does there need to be vaginal stimulation at the
same time so like rubbing the clip and anal yes well it's true because i've put a finger up my
bottom before and i've had a clitoral orgasm with something up my bum and it's well better yeah i
bet that amazon thing would be great with a finger up your ass yeah it does the only reason i don't
do like proper in out full-on anal is because i'm scared to death yeah of the poo you kind of you've
got it my partner has a bit of a sense she doesn't really prep she doesn't douche right if there's
some mess there's some mess right you've got to be uh like just a grown-up about it you know what
You're going in that area?
You're going in the exit route.
You're going to come out with maybe a bit of dirt on you.
Has anyone pregnant ever booked you?
No.
Because pregnant people sometimes get really horny.
Yeah, because their hormone levels go through the roof.
They haven't.
What about when they're on the period?
Oh, yeah.
How do you work with that?
Yes, no?
So I've had a couple of girls who, I think at least three now,
where they've booked us and they've not been on the period.
They've come on.
As soon as we've started, there's just blood everywhere.
I've got halfway through, and I'm like,
something smells off here.
And then all of a sudden, there's just blood everywhere.
The iron smell that you get, yeah.
And do you carry on?
I make sure that they're finished.
I'll not alert them to it.
Like, if I notice it before they do,
I'll not alert them to it,
because girls can get a bit embarrassed and stuff.
And I'd rather they're orgasmed,
and then I was like, right, okay,
there's a bit of mess here, blah, blah, blah.
You know, if you want to go sort yourself out,
don't know what you want to do.
And nine times out of ten, they're like,
right okay well i'm finished so that's fine yeah so but uh like i'll have sex with my partner when
she's on her period yeah it's different with your partner isn't it
have you ever had someone that's been like an absolute like tyrant and they're like
do this to me make me come 15 times i've paid my money like yeah tell me about that
so there was there's one woman there's one woman and i swear to god she's lovely but when it come
to doing stuff in the bedroom she literally told me exactly what you like as we're doing it she
wasn't so much dominant she because i'm a dominant guy i don't i can't be submissive with girls
generally nah so i like giving pleasure so i'd rather someone was telling us yeah do more this
do more of that but the way she was doing it it was like nope stop that that's doesn't feel good
i was like okay obviously because then you're doing a bad job essentially oh it's such a mood
killer it was it was a little bit but when i got used to that like used to our style she booked
us a few times she hasn't booked us for a while i think she's got a partner now uh when i got used
to that i was just like all right that's just how she does it yeah and she she wanted to guarantee
her orgasm and i wanted that orgasm as well so yeah tell us has there ever been anyone that you
just couldn't make him you just couldn't i'm trying everything all the stops
there was nothing there was one girl
there was one girl who uh who told us that she couldn't come with a guy and all this and she's
never come before i think she'd come before but she just rarely comes yeah sorry and uh
she said she rarely comes and i basically said i guarantee i'll make you come all this sort of
stuff but every time she contacted us she'd had a drink so when you have a drink my partner can't
my partner's like i can't come when i've had a drink same uh most guys say the same like they
can't get hard or they just can't come yeah uh but yeah she said she she'd never come and all
this sort of stuff i definitely made her come twice but she claimed afterwards well you didn't
make us come i was like i fucking did you did and did i know when no no no okay and have you
have like anyone famous or known uh i have but obviously when you're dealing with people
of notoriety or fame they make you sign ndas so you have had to sign ndas before yes so i've had
from their team or from them from them from the partners generally uh but sometimes from them as
well so i've had like a couple of footballers wives in touch with us and stuff i've had a couple
come over from america and a very well-known tv presenter right so you've done the business but
signed at the same end years yeah yeah and what they just want to like fuck and someone not sell
a story and do it on their time and terms yeah basically yeah i guess because they if you're
really really famous and you go out and like do one night stand how do you know what's gonna
happen at least this is safe where's like the furthest you've traveled or have you been asked
like go on holiday with someone because a lot of my um friends that are sex workers guys like take
them away or like fly them out places and stuff like that uh i think boston in america is the
furthest i've went and was this a previous client that then flew you out or she just booked you
no they were in my area newcastle right uh and at the time i couldn't make the booking so then
they flew us out to boston where i think that's where they're from or they're from around that
area somewhere i don't know do you ever get them when you're doing the threesomes that get jealous
that think they're going to be fine with it and then watch you fucking the birds no and do you
how does it work so say a couple get you and you go in and you're all at it do you do you do things
with the bloke
or do they
just watch you
and you watch them
and
so oh
I thought you meant
do you do things
with the bloke
as in me and the guy
getting it
yeah
no no
I don't do anything
with guys
it's all straight
yeah yeah yeah
I've got a price
for guys
everyone's got a price
but the price is so high
that
no guys
they can get it
there's tons of guys
on these
various different sites
and they can get it
for 150 quid
I know a guy
who does 150
yeah but people like
to turn straight people
that's true
yeah we have
they love that
they love it
the thing is they're not turning us they're just getting paid for us yeah so it's kind of it's not
the same sort of kink but at the same time they're still getting a straight guy but like i say a few
of my friends in the industry are the same they're like if you want to book us it's big money have
you ever like turned up to someone and be like you're way too pissed can't do this or do you
have any rules around like drug strength uh no no uh there was a couple that booked us early on
the guy actually reached out my friend as well as me the same night and he lived in a nice big house
with his with mrs and mrs were like tall blonde model-esque type thing they'd been partying from
friday this was the wednesday night fucking hell i mean so they had been i don't know if they're
doing acid coke probably probably a lot but they've been to a festival that weekend done
themselves all up and we're just still going by the wednesday and i went around the family home
that had kids and everything and the basically he was booking me because he couldn't get it up
i don't know i think he wanted to just watch it and when i got there he was like i'm good a bit
like you're saying before about a tyrant i'm gonna direct it i'm gonna tell her what she's doing
with you and what you're doing with that's like a men would love that yeah and i was like yeah
that's fine so he was literally she she was like chatting on a little bit and he was like telling
her to shut up and stuff like that and being really direct but did she love it a little bit
Yeah, I don't know.
I think she was just a bit carried away with Flusted at first.
Everyone was probably just, you're all fucked.
Yeah.
Tell me.
He couldn't get it up, but I did have Camagra there with us.
And then I also had cock rings.
And I was like, look, here's a cock ring.
Here's a Camagra.
Tell us about cock rings.
I don't get it.
Whenever I go and see strippers and I look closely at their cock,
they do have a cock ring on.
What is a cock ring?
Because I'm thinking the Jorex vibrating one when you were 16.
Oh, my God.
And you were just like, oh.
Yeah, but also with those, the rings on them are so thin and flimsy,
they don't do anything.
So what a cock ring generally does is you put it around the base of your shaft
or you can put it around.
Pre-hard on.
No, you can do it.
I generally do it after if I'm going to use one.
You get yourself hard, you put it around.
You can put it around the shaft and the balls or just the shaft.
I used to do the shaft.
I now do the shaft and balls if I ever use one.
It keeps the blood in.
So the blood gets in and it can't get out, so it swells up more.
It's a bit like taking Viagra.
It's more painful taking it off.
right because you're so social accidents uh accidents in what sense like hurt you will
things up people's arse and they don't come out like
no not really i remember one of my first ever collabs for only fans she had a butt plug in
and it just went in what no it's a suction it's a suction do you know those little
Bullet vibrators
Dangerous
The amount of people
That get it
I know
Yeah
My partner said
That she was using it with
Because she'd done a bit of anal play
With her ex-partner and stuff
She was using a bullet on him
They weren't the way up
And it just went
And she was like
I bet the panic
The panic in him
He wasn't that bothered
He just went in the toilet
And got it out
Got it out
So we've got the cock ring
Yeah
Tell me
We touched on it before
The Viagra
So that's
Is Viagra just
So you can keep
getting hard again and again or is it she can kind of keep hard for long what so viagra only works
when you are sexually aroused uh if you you know if you get easily sexually aroused if someone like
brushes past you and all of a sudden you've got a hard on then yeah taking a viagra a gust of wind
will get you hard very very my husband but if you're struggling uh and you take a viagra you
do also need to be like sexually aroused like in the moment you need to be in the mood for it to
work because sometimes it doesn't work like i've took them before and i've been like this isn't
not happening it's not good for your heart either is it not what it does is it opens up the blood
vessels it lets more blood your headache which gives you more of a hard-on yeah what's the best
lube the best lube uh the i don't need it they get wet anyway we love that liquid silk one
so the the white one yeah the white one so that's what we use for fake cum and porn
really that's off love honey isn't it the liquid silk it's in this squirty bottle it's awful for
you by the way like it burns it burns my dick if i put it on my dick for too long that's why i've
got thrush on yeah exactly tell me about the dick injections i've never ever in my life heard of
this i'll let you tell you so first back of the lube if you're struggling with like thrush with
liquid silk and all that sort of stuff because it's got horrible stuff in my ex-partner before
i got in the industry she was really struggling with thrush she was really struggling with like
bv and stuff and we're using lube because we're using big toys my main kink is like stretching a
girl yeah with toys how big are we talking not like massive but like yeah yeah yeah yeah like
maybe it's a bit longer yeah i reckon have you seen those weird octopuses yeah they're awful
right right tell us about the lube so the lube uh there's a lube called by the brand yes and
it's water-based yes wb it's got barely anything in it however as soon as you apply it within about
a minute it's dried up it doesn't go sticky yeah you don't need quite a lot but you just need it
to get going and then once you're in everything's sound and you can reapply the women's yeah it just
stops you from getting thrush and bb it's got very very minimal stuff in so i would always
recommend that to girls i would always try and have some with us just in case someone's a bit
sensitive to lube and stuff tell us i'm still in the cock injection yes right right cock injections
yes and then i want some really quick fire tips right so cock injections basically uh i travel
all the way to barcelona i get them from a doctor out there uh who actually invented them back in
the 70s or 80s i can't remember when it was a lovely guy uh but basically there's three different
types you can take there's papaverine which is the pretty much standard out in like prague which
is one of the porn capitals of europe uh there is what i take called bimix which is also papaverine
mixed with fentola amine or something right fentolamine uh that means you can take less
papaverine yeah because the fentolamine sort of complements it right papaverine can cause issues
with uh like penile fibrosis or like just cells dying and just getting a bit of a dead dick yeah
dead dick yeah you don't want a dead dick the tissue just dies because there's been too much
blood there not enough blood flow but like the blood the tissue can die uh then you've got
trimix which is those two compounds plus uh alprodestil which can cause some burning and
ache the first time i took an injection was papaverine i didn't have enough i didn't work
properly my dick didn't get fully hard i was on a professional shoot i was like fuck
that's so much more yeah and then what does it do does it make your dick harder or bigger i don't
get what it does so it just makes it harder it doesn't make it bigger i'm actually bigger when
i don't use it because there's natural blood flow there it engorges like the more turned on you are
the bigger your dick is like you're not turned on when you take the injection right the blood
flow just goes there so you just inject you've got the two smooth muscles down either side of
your penis you inject it somewhere in there missing any veins that you can see and then
and you just literally work it around the dick.
As if you're moving it around it.
Yeah, try and move it around it, get it around it,
and then before you know it, your dick's gone.
Yeah, like everyone uses it, yeah.
Right, squirting.
Yeah.
Can every woman squirt?
Is it bullshit?
Is it real?
Can some, is it we, is it what's going on with squirting?
I've never squirted.
I don't think I have.
Every woman can squirt,
but you need to know where to unlock the squirt.
Boys, listen up.
Where is it?
Here we go.
this is how you make your husbands and your partners on now i'm doing sex tips quick fire
right now how are we squirting so you need to research something called the a spot there's a
guy on instagram called 100 days of summer 100 we'll put the name up on here he was the guy that
i actually found out about where the squirt spot was it's called the a spot it's literally
if you if you go right in right into where the cervix is the cervix is like a little
on the cervix the alien's head yes the little the little donut that you've got there if you go
just above that it's right that's right at the back right at the back that's where you need to
go two fingers in and then just two fingers in like up like that like yeah yeah so if you i do
it best if i'm stood over a girl do you push the tummy a bit because i've seen that you can do you
don't have to like i'm actually doing that action now but you can do and it just it's hitting the
sort of tube between the bladder and wherever when i've done that it sometimes feels like i'm
gonna get a little bit of a bladder like it's my bladder he's sat yeah i get a bladder infection i
swear so some girls really enjoy just the release and it's not like orgasming at all it's not like
it feels entirely different it's just a release it's uncontrollable you don't come you just
yeah so a clitoral or a penetration orgasm is entirely different to squirting my friend that
squirts um because she had this boyfriend that used to make her like she was like like he must
have had the magic talent yeah magic touch and she said she felt drained for days afterwards
because it's got she was like it must have something that comes out in the stuff that
comes out that like literally she was like my body feels fucked afterwards is that true yeah
it can do yeah so it's a thing you can do it but it's not necessarily as nice well everyone's
different but like as an actual like clitoral orgasm it's more of a squirt i don't know if
it's as nice oh you wouldn't know i don't have a vagina but yeah multiple orgasms yes how are we
doing that uh it depends how you orgasm so it totally depends basically i heard you have to
do you know after you've come and you're like really sensitive you like get off no you have
to keep going and then you come again is that with you now and again what do you think so with
my ex-partner before i go in the industry she could come three times and then she was like
right i'm done stop touching us so the first the first time i would make a come just either with
my hands my mouth whatever then would go into full sex and it would be penetration plus clit
simulation because that's how she come and then after that it would be i'd have to go very gently
on the clit and just work it up with me like maybe some just slowly circular circling it just
building that back up for every girl it's different some girls can just orgasm and orgasm and orgasm
Some girls orgasm through penetration only
and they don't like the clit stuff.
I didn't think that was that common.
It can't be that common.
It's not that common, no.
A lot of girls love clit stimulation,
but some girls, it's too much for them.
So they can only come from penetration.
Some people, do you get a lot of feet fetishes?
Yeah, I get, well...
I like having my toes sucked.
Ooh.
What, you mean girls with feet fetishes?
Yeah.
I don't have a foot fetish personally,
but if a girl has, like, nice feet...
Or nipples.
people come up
people touching
their nipples
yeah
I've heard of guys
that look quite like
their nipples
oh do you remember
when our friend
was fucking that guy
and she turned around
and he was doing
that to himself
oh my god
it does nothing for me
and my current partner
does nothing for her
neither
I don't like it
too much
yeah some girls
love it
some girls don't
is
right
yeah
sex is
my girlfriend loves it
yes
have you got
like you might not
have enough
at the top of your head
but any tips
on things that women
enjoy that you
found any toy tips or anything that you think this isn't working with her this this particular move
or this particular thing normally gets it uh i don't to be fair every girl's different every
girl's built do you think they're really complex i don't think they're complex but i think some of
them take a lot more working out than others some you can just play with the clits and they'll come
like that yeah like one of my partners before i went to work i'd give her a kiss uh goodbye and
and just literally rub her clit for three seconds
and she'd squirt.
She'd literally squirt from three seconds of clit stimulation.
Because she would just come from clit stimulation
and it felt good for her
because it was clit stimulation plus squirt.
Clit and squirt?
So she would come without you doing the manoeuvre?
Yeah, just from clit stimulation, yeah.
What, like over her leggings?
Bye, love!
Literally, literally, on a morning,
I would wind her up and do that,
like five, six seconds.
Clean up on aisle three!
She'd be like,
my knickers are wet now and I'm away to work.
that's so easy
yeah
but she was the first girl
that ever squirted for us
and from then
that moment on
when I was like
2021
I was obsessed with squirting
that was your mission
yeah like when you
make someone squirt
you're like
yeah exactly
yeah
is that like your thing
yeah
but I was always
into pleasuring women anyways
and that was the ultimate
like you've
you've done your job
well it's visual
yeah exactly
because you know
when girls come
like
like well you were saying
you know we've all
faked orgasms
oh god
can you tell
do you think
depends on the girl
if they're very good at it no is it true that you've admitted that because
lads are like you can tell and i think trust me you can't you can't whereas we're squirting i
think that's why men like it because they're like i've definitely done it there yeah but fannies
yeah good question so there are i know where she's going i know where she's going
there are all different kinds shape sizes any outy dingly dangly not at all
does it bother you what does no no not bother but what's like the is the totally like are they all
so different yeah no i've come across some that are very similar like some some are similar others
like it just you've got a range of different types pubes or not no some no i don't think anyone
really has pubes anymore but no people do like my my partner she did for quite a while she's only
just started fully shaving it again some girls grow bits in and then shave it off it's it's
totally personal choice if they've got a vagina where the labia comes out quite a lot does it
which is really really common does it make it harder no no makes no difference makes no difference
to me for women listening i just think there's a lot of women that do have that kind of vagina
and they're a bit like nervous about it do you know how many messages we get about girls worrying
about their fannies and we're like honestly it does no one cares yeah and do you feel like you
know when you first go and see a and they're a bit like oh oh like you know not very confident
about it so the reason why you got that review the other week was her friend uh recommended me
to her because me and her she didn't book us but me and her had slept together maybe a year or two
prior to her starting to recommend us yeah so just when i was getting in the industry and i was single
for a short while i slept with this girl uh who had been chatting with quite a while and stuff
and she basically i found out off a friend who booked us she was like honestly she was such like
she was so gay in sex she wasn't into it all this sort of stuff approved pretty much just what it
wasn't for her she'd never really had great sex she she was recently divorced and stuff then she
met me had sex with me and she went to just come out of her shell and she was rampant i love that
yeah she was just like this is what i've been missing like this is this is what sex is i
that's so true and honestly i do think that's why we're quite liberal about talking with there is
no taboos here we need to wrap up but i really do have one last question i have one last thing
you have one last one last each yeah what does your mum think at first at first uh she was very
shocked because i was leaving behind an entire life like a well-paid job and all that sort of
stuff yeah a lot of security wants for you yeah but now she's very proud of us obviously i've
won an award doing what i do and stuff have you tell us about that uh i won a uh an award for
content creation last year in amsterdam yeah and i was not i get nominated for awards all the time
but that's the only one i've won so far so so well done my question is obviously with your
girlfriend you've done a lot of stuff like in in life you know you push the boundaries with sexy
things does it ever get difficult with your partner to keep it sexy when you're shagging
all the time you've done a threesome you've done a massive object upper how do you does it ever get
like not spicy at home when you've got so much shagging going on no because we're always like
the reason i have those injections now which i never used to need was because i'm with her and
i enjoy sex with her so much having sex with other people now i'm a bit like it's sort of yeah it's
work it's sort of the novelties wore off because every guy says oh you've got the best job in the
world and i'm like eventually doing that much of yeah eventually the novelty wears off and you're
Like, I've got to go and do this now.
I've got to go and do that.
And with her, we're just, with me and her,
we'll have all different types of sex.
We can have hard, rough sex.
We can have more passionate sex.
There's a connection.
Yeah, I can stretch her with toys.
I can fist her or whatever if I want to.
Fisting, that's interesting, isn't it?
Show us how big your hands are.
Fucking hell!
They're quite sizable to be fair.
It's quite a big fist, that.
Does it, I'm not going to go on.
Mine are going really easy.
I'm quite interested now in this fisting.
Does it feel really good for women then?
Or is it more just a kink because it's a bit naughty?
I think it's a bit of both.
So the reason I really enjoy stretching girls with bigger toys
or if I've got a cock sleeve on or something
is because it's the toy that goes in,
because it's stretching them past where they're being stretched.
It hits everything in there.
Well, that's why you want to get DP.
oh I quite like the DP
but that's not, no there's more of like
it's the penis rubbing on it, I don't know what it is
it's something about like, I don't think it's the stretch
it's more like the two rubbing against
I don't know, double penetration
is in anal and vaginal, no as in two men
in one vagina, something about
have you done that, yeah I've done that a few times
that's the kind of porn sometimes I'll watch, I don't anymore
because I've put your email address, I've not watched it for so long
just create an account
we've got to wrap up
let's give all of his social handles
right what are your social handles how can people contact you blah blah blah so uh they can contact
us on my instagram which is johnny bravo uk i have two of their instagrams they are linked on
that one uh they can search us up on twitter there's a lot of free content on twitter so
you can see what i'm about first oh fucking hell when you leave this room
so that's johnny underscore bravo 808 and i'm also on porn hub so if you search johnny bravo's
world you'll come across me porn the minimal amount of porn that's on there currently i'm
on only fans is johnny bravo vip where i've got like 170 videos up already i'm on many vids which
is like a clip store i'm going on more sites now but many vids has probably got the most content
of mine and i think i've not heard of that it's just a clip store so it's a bit like porno but
it's got users there that will buy videos from you as a straight guy it works really well because
there's not many because i only make straight porn there's not many girls that want to subscribe to
and only fans
and there's not many
straight guys
that would subscribe
to another guy
and if they want to book you
Instagram perhaps
message you on there
I would always
message us
and then I can
if you're serious
about a booking
I can give you the details
yeah
the one thing I always stress
is I always take a deposit
up front
I'm happy to travel anywhere
as long as the travel
is covered
yeah
I'll travel outside the UK
but the travel has to be covered
and obviously
a little bit of time
but yeah
I'm happy to give
prices out to anyone
but it's not cheap
it's not cheap
i love that thank you thank you so much we could have gone on all day
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