Nip Tuck - Nip Tuck At The Brits

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

The girls spill the T on their big day out at The Brits. From massages and their make up routine, to Lauren's celeb spotting "for the kids", rumours flying around about the after party at Dear Sailor and Ashley's hack for making a speedy back door exit. Ashley's getting salty with Soho House, Lauren's already flogged her Brits dress to a lovely listener and the girls share their spring cleaning hacks and must-haves.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

oh i've heard stories of what you were doing in dear sailor you have not because i wasn't doing anything okay you can't have so because i sobered up you can't i had sobered up by dear sailor which we will get on to even worse two bags on a lost mary i don't think i did i am so sorry you say this but you had a picture with about 10 people yes she says let me finish i will not ask anyone for a picture and then there goes lauren straight in for the pitch with listen i normally wouldn't that one of you and joel thomas yeah because you know why i've got that because thea's obsessed with the mass singer he presents and there's always lauren and he's always child associated except robbie williams right yeah you know we'd like framed football shirts

Get the fleece framed and put it up on your bed. To remind you to never, ever drink that much again. Right, whoever wrote this in, we don't know. If you don't send us an update, we're going to be so pissed off. Hi, guys, and welcome to Nip Talk. Lauren, what have we got on today? What? Hello, darlings. Right, today we're giving you a Brits update.

we're talking through everything that happened start to finish at the brits we've got some we've called it spring cleaning tips but the spring reset spring refresh something and then we have got a slutty zoo yeah is also a dilemma yeah best of both worlds so we're going to try and answer that for you hybrid a hybrid yeah first of all we need you to contact us ashley where can they get in touch with us so basically i always say the easiest way to get in touch is go to the instagram page at nip tuck pod if you see on there as well there is a little link in our bio if you literally just tap that that will take you straight to how to contact us best and you can go from there we see messages on patreon we see messages on instagram but really an email or a whatsapp will

always get picked up and it will stay anonymous because lucas is the only one with eyes on that so if you want to be a non and send us all your salacious things recommendations slutty sues stories anything like that get it in because we need you yeah right first of all the brits i feel like we've spoken about that much that you're going to be so over talking about this soon i just saw you look at me like this as if to say like i don't want to talk about the brits ever again you're done with it aren't you now uh it was really good it was amazing um we need to start to finish yeah fine go so we went to the whole jacket thank you i didn't think you would i think it's very noel gallagher i didn't think it'd be very you the fabric is not me but the style of

jacket yeah it's very like gallaghery the style of jacket but the fabric that fabric and me there's something that sets me off with it really yeah it's just like him i don't know how to describe but you'll have to watch YouTube because we are on YouTube to see this but whatever so okay

we got ready at Goodreco actually the Reach Hotel really Goodreco so it's just down from Dakota one minute from here and just yeah

and just opposite the train station oh god I can't Doocy Street yeah is that the right I always want to call it Dutchie

anyway it's not called that so the Reach Hotel really good chow the rooms were nice it was clean the room service was good it was really central

the staff were lovely the food was really good so we got ready never had heard of that hotel before me neither i went to book it when i initially was going and they didn't really have anywhere else so i booked it and really nice i would go pay it's not expensive i'd get a suite we got like a junior suite but there was a bigger suite as well the rochdale suite i thought we'd got the rochdale suite and we had not and so that was really good oh my god i left though i didn't pay the bill and they are really panicking about this money i've paid it now so because we didn't stay over and Lola must have thought

we'd paid whatever she just they didn't ask her yeah there was like people in and out they didn't get it so they sent me this big long email

why didn't they get a card on file because whenever I leave in the morning I just leave because I think they've got my card on file

to confirm I don't know so they've sent me this email and you can tell they're like they know it was their fault they're like

hi I hope you had a great time do you know what they put in the beginning which I know full well it's almost to say we know who you are hope you had a wonderful time at the Brits

we we hope you enjoyed getting ready while you were here as if to say like we know who you are like sketch oh i've got a sketches update fantastic and then it says like you owe us 200 pounds can you please please please please pay us and i thought yeah i'll do it when i've got a minute and then i needed an invoice so i messaged them through booking.com like can i have an invoice for the night stay and they were like yes please can you give us the money back and i was like shit sorry yeah of course so i cleared it i think somebody probably was going to get done but i've paid for anyway so that was a good hotel reco um we had a massage half man on it we should have got half price man yeah and by the way all of you not all of you that's a lie

loads of you have messaged saying that you have a half price man and what did they call somebody called it somebody called it something really funny yeah um on instagram yeah it is a thing we got ready we had our massages done which was lovely the only thing i would say oh my neck i just got stuck the only thing i would say maybe if it's sleepy because like we need to burn there and i was like oh god yeah we're good for posture yeah wasn't it um and lymphatic we are we gonna talk about your hair or i had a bit of a hair nightmare tell us about you'll see it on our youtube well oh shit yeah we've got a video on patreon um i forgot we've got that basically like we were it was a rush and we were getting ready from like 9 a.m like and it was still a

rush how do you know what like is that for you doing all of that for one night i didn't mind that it was more the next day that was very tired not well i didn't drink but you i did oh i've heard stories of what you were doing in dear sailor you have not because i wasn't doing anything okay you can't have so because i'd sobered up you can't have i had sobered up by dear sailor which we will get on to even worse two bags on a lost mary i don't think i did right back to it okay um talk about the hair so my hair it just wasn't right at the top was it so i think the problem that we had to be fair was you weren't paying any attention no um neither were you neither was i not at all and because when you've had your head

on it's all like pinned rollered whatever and we're not really paying attention my coffee in here yes very kind it's tiny though we're not going there again they had no matcha and it was tiny no matcha in a coffee shop and it was tiny they didn't like it we're not going there again um so they so she pinned it all up but because she was thinking a bit of a rush for her next clients or something like that we didn't actually have the hair pulled out at all did we so we didn't know what it was going to end up like i mean it did they both did look gorgeous when they came out but it was the top of mine yeah so ashley had the top of yours we thought wasn't was going to be different than it was and then all of a sudden ashley was like guys what's this bit is

that meant to be pulled out and we were like no i don't think it is it just wasn't for you was it but we weren't to know that i don't know anyway so you had to unpin that little bit yeah dry it yeah blow it yeah and then put it in a little bubble but it looked nice it looked like listen and you know what extensions do look better i look better with extensions i yeah i think it's nice to have them they hold longer they stay she was amazing like the hair was amazing she did a really good job of mine but it was just you know when you're getting ready at the end like a disaster and also i had to put my dress over my head like and um because hair and makeup was not done till later yeah no early and then styling dress was put on later because i'm not going to

sit in my weird dress all day yeah i mean maybe people do i don't know um but then i had to pull that over and then luckily alicia makeup stayed so that like all the bits that had rubbed off i think that was the thing wasn't it next time we'd have the hair yeah and we'd have the hair been taken out and sorted my recommendation is if you're going to an awards thing

or anything and there is two of you because with two of you it takes double as long just say to hair and makeup you need the rate for the day and they need to be there

for the end bit or have them at the end and they need to be there when the rollers are out to finish your hair and makeup just before you leave because even like

my eyebrows when I'd pulled my dress over were like all over the show and like I was like alicia and like oh god alicia's saying was so yeah yeah it's a bit like a wedding really isn't it where at the end they have to touch everyone up before you go um but i had the beauty works

huda beauty extensions i didn't know that was a thing neither did i and they were they were the perfect color weren't they for me um they were really good and they were clipping ones and so i could have left them in for a few days no one would have known no but i've got treatment in my hair now because wow my hair was like a bird's nest oh my god let's talk about that so obviously we saw her like a bird it still is because i've not got a hairdryer mate so actually sick of hearing this but basically what happened is we were i was going to stay over wasn't i which we'll i'll talk about in a minute and i decided not to what did i do i remember every single i sat in dear sailor thinking i can't go in there i love dear sailor but i just sat there thinking no i

mean like it's always an end of the night place like it gives me i'm done i just sat there and i could remember everything i was watching everyone i was thinking i'm over this shit i'm just not into it anyway so everyone loads younger than you um a little bit and there was a few people there that are lovely but i just sat there and i just thought i would have gone hours before but i couldn't be arsed with the uber situation so i just stayed there we had a stylist as well well i managed to get out because i always say to lauren this and i ed taught this for me always have a 50 pound note on you at all times right so i my 50 pound note is always in my handbag always right and this guy i just at the end i was like i'm gonna leave now because this is

the co-op arena is awful to get out of a lot to get out of like it's a very big place and it's very secure which is a great thing but then it means that there's lots of barricades and bouncers and la la la so i walked over to this guy and i was like here's 50 pounds get me the fuck out of here into my driver and he all of the things were getting lift up i met vogue williams and a sister i met davina mccall i saw davina she looked really gorgeous um sister was so nice really yeah how did you meet them what happened when i was coming out like and that man was helping us and what did he say what did she say how did you did you say i love you oh my god i love you guys i've got a podcast called nip tuck please come on it um the sister was like oh

yeah yeah cool and she was so nice that's really nice what was davina like did you see her so nice and i was like oh my god and it's like we're such losers make the angry ginge video we need to talk about in a minute there's so much to unpack so who are the famous people that we saw right matthew williamson the fashion designer was on the table yes because i was talking to the lady next to him yeah and he's best friends with sienna miller what the fuck um angry ginge right we've got to talk about this maya jammer walked past a few times megan mckenna i got a picture with robbie williams which honestly like wow um let's talk about angry ginge so first of all and i've got he is such a polite man yeah so what a lovely boy so the guy that was so a lovely young lad

so he was talking to the guy that was next to us on our table and um i all of a sudden realized it was angry ging and the kids are obsessed with angry you know well i heard someone say something i was like angry ging turned around he had ginger hair i thought this is too much of a coincidence this must be the angry ging yeah and i don't know anything about him other than the kids love him because he's a you is he a youtuber gamer gamer youtuber yeah lucas is nodding and everyone they love him so i literally thought fuck it and i have to do this so i stood up and i was like i am so sorry lauren you say this but you had a picture with about 10 people yes she says let me finish i will not ask anyone for a picture and then there goes lauren straight

in for the pitch with 10 i normally wouldn't that one of you and joel yeah because you know why i've got that because thea's obsessed with the mass singer he presents and there's always child associated except robbie williams right yeah sorry it's robbie williams right listen so i um i went up to him and i was like please can i get a picture with you the kids will go mad and he was like didn't he come over to us yeah and then i heard saw him behind me and i got up and said please can i um please can i get a picture and he was like of course you can i said the kids are gonna die so i got a picture i sent in the name i would have thought he would be angry he was a polite ginge he was kind ginge sober doesn't drink could tell could tell

very tall big hands boring ginge boring ginge um nice nice ginge so i got this picture i sent it to thea straight away and her reply why i don't think drinks oh that's kind of a thing with the younger ones he put oh i might have made that up she put um oh my god oh my god mom oh my god what the hell and the k-pop demon hunters i filmed that for her and then next thing they've got a chat for the adamsons i'm not in it i'm in enough chats and it's like all james's families and all the kids and cousins and she sent it straight in there i was like look at my mom oh they were absolutely buzzing and then teddy was messaging me like you're with angry oh it was they were absolutely made up and then robbie williams came over to the table because another guy on our table

had a massive fur coat on so Robbie came over had a picture with him and I thought I'm enjoying the attention that I'm getting on my phone every time I take a picture with a celebrity like people are enjoying this so I got one with Robbie then I sent it my mum she ran and my mum said I'm so proud of you my mum never ever says that I got a picture with Robbie Williams and she put I'm so proud of you so then I started thinking fucking hell the kids are buzzing my mum's buzzing give me the celebrities for their pictures because i'm getting so much attention then i saw the guy mask singer i thought i'll get one with fucking you as well um sam thompson i met sam thompson oh he's lovely you've met him loads of times i've never met sam thompson oh because you were

pregnant weren't you when we went with the live stuff never met sam thompson um nice guy lovely girlfriend was there with him i didn't see her yeah wow i've um i was obsessed with her for ages because oh really i wanted her to model for my next campaign oh yeah um and then they got together and her rates are she's very pretty have you seen a picture of her i've not seen her i've seen her on instagram wow she was there she was with garnier we were with liquid iv guys so liquid iv have brought out this new sugar-free range of electrolytes and it's actually sugar-free it's Actually, it tastes so good. The peach one, I've got one right now in my bag, actually.

We need to tell you as well, guys, about what's going on today. It's going to be a bit all over the place. Basically, Jack is here. Everyone's like, who the fuck is... Not another change! Here's a picture of Jack for YouTube. Hello. Hello.

Hello. So, everyone is... The world is a bit crazy at the minute. We're not going to get too into it because we're here for the lighthearted chat, but we see you, we hear you, everything, and we totally, you know, our hearts go out to everyone or anyone affected by it.

It's just horrendous, basically. So basically, Lucas is stuck in Dubai. And Lucas is stuck in Dubai, as is my mum. And your sister lives there. We were FaceTiming your mum, weren't we? Yes. Your dad wanted her to come home. He's very not okay.

He's not okay. So basically, we were laughing. it's the longest they've ever been apart in their lives aww do you know what he said which really made me laugh

it's not aww it's weird never marry a man like that well it's it's very very don't sorry dad but mum like

you're stupid he's very very me do you know what he's it really made me laugh he was like no I think you should just try and come home

and then he went because to be honest I've run out of food and I've got no crumpets left and there's only so many things you can put cheese on and he just made me laugh because that's me

I just put cheese on crumpets because I don't know what else to cook. He is not okay, hun. He went to Marks and Spencer to buy new socks and underwear because he doesn't know how to wash his clothes. Oh, God. This is how much my mum has looked after him.

He finally, she made him some food that was meant to last him the five days that she was away. And he's run out of provisions? No, he finally got round to eating it on day eight and then gave himself food poisoning. Because he's just been eating crumpets all the time. Yeah.

Honestly. And he's been at the pub. he's been out in manchester yeah he really was really you know what he did once when my mum was away um like we basically half my family half my family live in los angeles so during the summer holidays we'd go out and my dad would like fly out every now and then see us but spend the majority of time at home yeah and the world cup was on and my dad and his mates were all wankered and obviously they were at my house because there was no woman there and they decided to because it was a heat wave carry the tv into the back garden oh my god and they set the garden on fire

i can imagine them all pissed and once my dad his first night out where someone gave him jaeger bombs like what the fuck and uh that's so funny the next day like my mum was in la with a sister and the next day i went in the bathroom i was like my dad's not like around and there was the whole bathroom was like black and he had to get the bathroom re-grouted because he'd been sick that much oh my god this is a businessman like this is a successful men are the same yeah they Yeah, it doesn't really matter. Your dad would be the same. My dad used to get so drunk that he would pee in cupboards.

Oh, my dad's done that. All the time. In drawers and stuff. I remember, yeah, because we lived in different countries quite a lot. He would get a bit... Discombobulated. And he'd fly around. And we would be lying there,

because I used to get in bed with my mum all the time, because I was like a little weirdo. And you would hear this like trickle, trickle, trickle, and then my mum would be like, Bruce! Bruce! Putting that light on, and he'd be stood there weaning to a cupboard. But the...

Why do they do that? Basically, Jack's standing in for Lucas. Liquid IV electrolytes. Trust us on this recommendation. These are new. You can only get them in boots, actually. And they're sugar-free. Now, I got told that a lot of them say they're sugar-free,

but are not. Really? Apparently, yeah. Because if you're doing keto, that's quite important. This is what I've heard, so do your research. They're quite salty, which they work straight away. I prefer... You like the white peach one.

I prefer that one. Which one's that? Mango and pineapple. I prefer that one. Anyway, they're nice, and they're not that expensive. Some of them are spenny-spenny, and I think they're decent. Well, these are the ones Kim Kardashian takes. So there you go.

Are they? Yeah, well, Kylie Jenner is bringing her own brand of electrolytes out. Oh, of course she is. Called K2O. Oh, God, they're so clever. They're so fucking clever. We should have brought a nip-tuck one out, like a pink one. It would have been so cute.

Still time. Still time. Some peptides. Yes, nip-tuck peptides. Some pink cocaine. yay is that called pink anyway right

so let's just right so basically the Brits who was the most famous person I saw Sharon and Kelly Osbourne

looks very different really different who else oh Elizabeth Hurley's son yes very attractive Harry Styles

Harry Styles' mum yeah was sat at our table for a minute because she knows Chloe that was at our table who else

else was there oh i've done something really embarrassing but yeah what what lucas i haven't told anyone yet oh i think i told you on the night but right uh so the crying the crying no we're not talking about it's too embarrassing anyway let's we are it's funny it's fucking funny i don't fuck so basically what happened it's fucking funny i don't give a fuck so what happened is um tony one of our friends took me do you know what's funny like i was pissed but i remember every single thing like were you on a level yeah i was still on a level which is even worse like normally i get blackout don't remember everyone just thinks i'm pissed 24 like i remember everything there wasn't a point where i'm like oh shit like i remember it all anyway so what happened this

bit's a bit blurry so what happened is um tony was like right i want to introduce you to someone so he knows everyone by the way tony p shout out so he took me over to the ceo of bauer yes bauer the people we have just signed with and i'd had careful careful a lot of tequila and he took me over there to this man and so i do what did you say well what I did I was like hi you won't know me I'm just Simon Bauer and he's like I do know who you are he was absolutely lovely he was called Simon he was absolutely lovely then I got really overwhelmed um because he was basically just absolutely lovely and we were talking about Lucy Cave and he's like look when Lucy spots something that's amazing um when she spots

something that's fantastic like she's always right and she spotted you guys and then i started getting all like and then the brits was everywhere and then i just was like i just this is wonderful uh so that was embarrassing i did a small cry so i actually messaged lucy the other day and i was like lucy you're gonna fucking sort something out for me she was like what i went so yeah basically i don't know what i said lucy said she's gonna speak to him and she's gonna tell me everything was fine even if it's not i was like perfect and she said next time i'll be there you're not a rude drunk person oh no i wouldn't have been rude no i'm just embarrassing i mean crying but yeah she was like next time i'll be there with you i'll be worse than you and everyone won't look at you

so that was the brita wards the next day like i said i hadn't had a drink well i'd had one glass of champagne i was ill like from drainedness yeah that was so i ended up i didn't stay out the reason i'm even drinking electrolytes all night all night i had loads of them i think it's the social battery aspect i think we put so much into that day that we had all the organizations people coming in out checking that everyone was all right the rushing that it was a lot and then we got there and it was a long night i went i got home at half two also this is really nice i actually wanted to mention this on there because i just thought this is lovely and we should all be doing this so basically went to dear sailor i don't know why i didn't go to any after parties i don't know

were invited as well i don't know oh i've got an update for you after you so we went to dear sailor and listen it's great in there the music was great mary bedford was there lovely she's beautiful beautiful and lovely mitchell was there lovely all really nice people um lana jenkins was there she was lovely i love her she was lovely everyone was lovely but you know when you just sit there sam kenny was there but i didn't stand i didn't dance i just sat on the thing and i was just Watching everyone. And I just thought, no, not for me this stuff. And you were all in your ball gowns.

I was in my ball gown. They'd got changed. It was just me in a ball gown. And I just sat there and I thought, nah, not for me. But I couldn't be arsed getting an Uber because I knew it was going to be a ball ache. Anyway, eventually I thought, sod this. Like, I'm just sat here.

I need to leave. I spoke to James Atkins. Oh, I love James Atkins. Oh, so gorgeous. Yeah. So anyway, I got an Uber and I went. I said to Callum, Lola and Tony P, I'm going to go now. Bye.

bye bye bye walked out they ran after me all three of them took me to an uber got me in that uber and was like and callum was like absolutely not you've got a ball gown manchester's dangerous everywhere's dangerous we and the three of them the cutest thing the three of them got me in the taxi and said to the taxi driver i know where she is i've gotten it like yeah shut the door and then was like bye and i thought do you know what i didn't expect it i was fine it was only up the like lovely and i think we forget to do that a lot we should all do that to our friends everyone should be put in a taxi what do you think of this jack right because we're gonna talk to me we're gonna ask you our opinion because we've got you here jack is lucas's very very good friend

yes jack soho house membership what is it 270 pounds a month yeah i think so yeah unless you're under 27 i think i'm not it's about three grand a year yeah so it's a lot right it's fruity now the manchester one i've been a member since october and i don't think it opened until december so were you paying from october no september maybe i've been paying for i was paying for like a couple of months before it opened and they said we'll give you credit back on your account fine they had like a big ordeal with people but it's still not all opened i think last thursday the the rooftop pool opened right something like that's fine because you weren't going to go in that anyway because it's cold but like the gym and the hotel bit and the sauna

and certain other bits like it's not finished yet right do you know what i mean yeah when i first when there was like high viz people yeah and there's like just dust and shit everywhere basically yeah but it was yeah that's what i mean lovely right by the by now everyone that was a member of soho house had heard that on saturday night the sony after party was at soho house it was so they all turned up and they were like nope you can't get in it's a private event and they went well what's the fucking point in being a member at a private members club oh and it's all on tiktok and everyone's kicking off about it what do you think right i think a private party is a private party i think in a section i think it's sort of giving them an option of a section

yes i think if you're paying about what three four grand a year and you want to be 15 meters from Dua Lipa and you're paying for it you should be able to if they're that A-list and they're that special just have a little barrier area

you should still be allowed to go and have a cheeky tipple and stare at Dua Lipa's well listen this is all allegedly off the internet

but yeah I think that's a bit to be completely denied entry into the building yeah yeah yeah that's not a good thing supposedly

and what if you what if genuinely you weren't going for that you just wanted to go on a Saturday night you weren't asked it was the Brits no that's what people

were saying and you just wanted to go on saturday night it's a saturday night you wanted to go out you're not asked about the bridge you just wanted to drink at your at your members french martini in a bag exactly literally yeah and and yeah they were like no do you know when i used to get really fucked off as well um when at hail country club this was years ago if anyone on youtube i'm just no the toe sucking um i remember that i'm still can't get a membership up there they won't let me in they would not let me in would you want one maybe um so anyway uh

basically i've moved my money over to fucking so her house oh they won't let you in so i they used to close certain areas of the gym like the spa or the restaurant when they were filming real housewives of cheshire in the day that's not and that would really fuck me up that's because i'd Be like, right, I'm ready to use the pool. Oh, no. Storm wards in there. But this is all... Or whoever.

Like yonking someone's hair as soon as she's out. For fuck's sake, there's a fight in the spa. But this is why... But then where else do they film? Laurie Gate, I said, do it at four in the morning when there's no one there then. But they might have needed daylight in the spa. Could they have done it at 6am before it...

But then people might... How do you... so let us know your thoughts and let us know if you've got any insider information right so let's run through how we got red carpet ready top products okay so first tip i used sally hansen leg spray on my chest to mattify it it looked like makeup and then we used the how do you say it nukes nukes nukes body oil alicia used a makeup brush and dabbed it on my legs and on my chest um six beauty individual lashes they were used as well and they were absolutely stunning and then the huda beauty pound cake powder yeah under the eye right my red carpet tips and tricks i did the

beauty works clipping extensions vita liberata spray tan and body blur i am pale and i looked like a bronzed goddess the secret deodorant that nadine baggett recommended to us yes get it on amazon you can only get it from america it's like 11 quid incredible doesn't smell sweaty does it doesn't smell deodorant and in my handbag at all times is my saint laurent candy lip oil in shade 44 if you want lips exactly the same as mine buy it because it's incredible there we go um and tell us about your dress because you got rid of yours my friends are so lucky you know straight away Amy Pudds messaged me can I borrow the dress

hi I'm going to Julie Perry on Friday can I borrow your dress yeah fine like done free free so my dress

I sold honestly so I was working in two seconds two seconds I was working with Vinted actually we talked about this so I was working with Vinted

and I'd agreed I would sell it on there after but I had some stuff to put on anyway so I put about 10 things on I literally scheduled it forgot about it went on my phone

I was like what's happened is there being like is James cheating on me what is this like and i looked i thought shit vintage has gone on everything sold within literally 30 seconds so now then i have to post all the it's all great it's all fun until you have to post them but the dress so i put it up for 300 pounds and you were like what like you should have put it up for way more than that i would have bought it off you for that like

oh i don't know i got all chocker about and i would have reworn it at some point because that's a very me dress well why didn't you say i just got all chocker i got all chocker and i just thought 300 quid fair fair anyway this lady bless her she so this is why it was worth it right so the lady that bought it have you had it dry clean i've sent it's been dropped off and she actually messaged me because at first it wouldn't work the vintage for some reason she said i've tried to buy this dress 10 times i i can't get it will you help me so i was like listen it's sorted now anyway just so you know because we were like 300 quid what the anyway she's poor i said i'm having it dry clean today she put no rush at all i am so grateful i got the dress it's the best dress i've

ever seen it's my 50th in july and i've been looking for a dress and i haven't been able to find anything until i seen that and never in a million years did i think i'd actually be able to get it you have made me so happy there's literally no rush at all please i know you're so busy i hardly slept last night i was so excited i want to give her a cuddle worth it worth it you know what a sweetie can we put a little card in there in her order put throw some cc in there i'll put some cc in for as well because i just thought you can do a body treatment how lovely so it was worth it but yeah i do agree i did sell it too cheap i did but i sold everything like that so i'm gonna do round two now because i've kind of got the kind of got me juices flowing i need to

do a wardrobe clear up but where all of my clothes are that i'm not wearing in my top room that's getting your bedroom that's getting done up at the minute and do you know what it's nicer than my bedroom is here i went up yesterday and i was like what are you doing with it what's the all white yeah white carpet little sofa because you can't because the kids won't really go up there so it can be white yeah my friend's helping me with my house and today we're actually going bathroom shopping bathroom bathroom shopping for which bathroom for teddy's bathroom and the upstairs bathroom but they're already you're just gonna judge a few changes now you're getting redoing before we do because why not i film all my content in bathrooms as well so it needs to

be nice we need three nice baths so i have been looking because we are moving hopefully soon i don't want to talk about too much until we're in the house because i just know you can't know but we'll see um and the bathrooms that i'm really into at the minute is you know the molly may maybe bathroom that kind of old-fashioned you know with the tiley would it stay for long though i don't know i just love a white have you seen um danny doll is just her inspo do you know which one i mean with the it's like an old love that so what's your inspo we we are going to talk on coming episodes a lot more about house yes because ashley's just moved i potentially will be moving so we are going to be literally right in our home see what um see what the bathroom

place is like that i'm going to you need to get yourselves down that porcelain loza or whatever it's called that gives me anxiety because I used to Ibiza every time I went to work that was my I'd go past it

and it was next to McDonald's and the hangovers there's one in Ibiza they're in Ibiza as well it gives me anxiety and me and my sister yeah because we lived in Salford

near there even looking at it gives me anxiety and you're always on a bender when you see it always on a bender on the way to McDonald's yes

no that is exactly why so when I drive past that porcelain lower it reminds me of being going to McDonald's hungover

Come on, because we were yapping this much last time out. Yeah, we're going to move on to after the break. We're going to talk to you about our spring refresh. Guys, don't forget that you can watch us on YouTube. also episodes are now released the day before if you're a patreon member just to show you how much we love you tuesday you can listen to it early you don't have to wait till wednesday anymore you're a patreon member you're the vip you can listen on tuesday yeah we're not like so and then you can text your mates and you can be like oh my god did you hear about what happened on oh no

you won't have done because you won't get to listen to it till tomorrow basically head to our instagram at nip tuck pod and click on the little linky dink dink there and it'll tell you everything now spring refresh i'm gonna start with the boring bit okay you do the boring and then you do the other so mine is about like spring trends and clothing ashley's is about cleaning and shit yeah either way today's quite sunny and my god the difference it makes to my oh my god this morning when i was walking around my bedroom i was like i feel good i that's exactly how i well semi i've got i had no makeup so i had to use random pr stuff i found as you can tell but um i felt like it's sunny i'm in a good mood it just changes things so much doesn't it when the sun's shining

so much can i just say as well what um what i went to the marx and spencer sale it was fucking fantastic i got so much stuff oh no i didn't didn't have but i went randomly to the one in handforth have you been to that one the best one no is it good clothes massive beauty and food so i popped in to try and get the speckled egg cookies and everyone was going mental so you were like running out running what's everyone looking at and the man was like the sale started this morning cashmere jumpers half price oh gorgeous everything so basically mine is about laundry because one of my most asked questions you've even witnessed it a few times actually what laundry stuff do you use i'm gonna write this down now my mum taught me this laundry combo because

my sister um suffers really badly with skin conditions oh it's like tony bruce in it yeah like um she's a little ex-money little person i've ended up with one of them yeah yeah and now she's got psoriasis so anyway fairy non-biopods and lenore spring awakening fabric conditioner See, you would think, and it's not the case because Frankie's obviously got a skimp, you would think that Lenore, you would think, oh, avoid that. What is it, Lenore?

Lenore Fabric Conditioner, Spring Awakening. So. That together, chef's kiss. Right, buying it. Chef's kiss. Now, I want to caveat this segment with the fact that, yeah, we know microplastics. Yeah, we know all of the, you know,

smells, stuff like that. i'm just gonna tell you this now and what you do with it is up to you there is a certain brand of highly perfumed laundry detergent which i used and i got chronic thrush from it so just beware um yeah use it for like bedding jumpers like hoodies yeah right so melissa's wardrobe le luxe right have a look melissa's wardrobe melissa's mel's wardrobe yeah grand yeah called le luxe didn't know that lauren did nice so ed got it me for christmas while some laundry detergent fucking hell um it comes in a big box like this and you've got the scent right i'm writing this down you've got the um wash and the fabric conditioner and a little tin with

tumble dryer tissues that are scented tumble dryer tissues oh i love antique vanilla antique and then this other rose one wait hang on is this gonna give us thrush don't know i'll have to wait and see i am how's your funny now i didn't that other one was like like bad yeah but this one i've only used on bedding from the experience of that one so basically melissa's wardrobe lilacs 10 out of 10 no notes fucking smells sensational very expensive but if you're washing your bedding with it and it smells gorgeous and it looks gorgeous and do you know what i always say guys you know we do laundries for say two days a year if you can make that a pleasurable experience two days a week you mean a week no like 24 hours of two days oh sorry i thought you meant

you wash your clothes twice a year i was like five days of your life right we do a lot of a lot of laundry do you know i bought tommy i'm not gonna say the brand because i feel but i bought bought something that was like has nothing in it absolutely nothing of nothing of nothing of nothing yeah my clothes yeah my clothes are still dirty it didn't work right this is the thing it's a fine line between finding things that aren't gonna be harsh on your skin but they need to have some form of chemical to clean the fucking stuff so i'm gonna run through these like top rated like premium laundry things this one here is called mella and i've actually got this one as well the hemming street one it's like smells like joe malone basically 45 quid for some laundry

detergent but it smells gorgeous the only time that is worth it is if you're co-parenting and when you send your child back you want all the clothes to smell really nice so that they think that you're amazing and you're really high on. Or you're washing your new boyfriend's laundry. That type of thing. Yeah, I agree.

Mason, Francis, Kerderjan have got their own. Go on, how much? Did you know that? 40 quid. Dead Cool have got their own

laundry detergent which I love the packaging of. Did you know any of this? I didn't either. I have no idea that fragrances did this. I'd love to try

the Dead Cool one. Imagine a guy in a trackie with the maze on. Oh! I know. This one's meant to be really good

for cashmere and wool. It's called the Lab Co. Okay. My personal favorite, which is like middle of the road and I have found it gentle. Yeah.

Enough for towels, even for the kids, is the one from Wilton. Wilton. You can get it on Amazon and you can get it on Ocado. And I think it's about seven pounds and they do a Santal one.

Right. I am actually writing this down as well, guys. And it smells fucking sensational. Then there's another one that you can buy off Revolve and they've captioned it as high-performing laundry detergent. Le-Avant.

Le-Avant. Le-Avant. And the packaging's cool. Oh, wow, that is cool. And that's like a Judy one. Do you know what? Like I say, we will do a lot more home stuff. I've not been in my home era ever, really,

because my home hasn't been... Yeah, you're very house proud. Oh, yeah, but I just mean, like, I've always known I'm going to move eventually, so I haven't, like, kind of gone in there with spending a fortune investment whereas when we move oh you better believe i'm in my fucking home here the storage right so i'm handing over to my co-host right so we're gonna talk now we haven't got as much time as we expected so i'm gonna there's a segment here that is about what

essentials i think you should have in your wardrobe i'm gonna move that to another one and instead i'm just gonna talk about the spring trends that are coming up i think that's enough time okay are you ready you'll notice i've worn most of these spring trends already such fashion right okay windrunner jackets i've been wearing them for years well they're in very much in for spring so you will see now i've got rid of them no windrunner jackets so you can literally just wear your normal leggings and long sleeve top like what you've got on now no this is utility i've come on to that so the windrunner jackets zip up jackets h&m do them really really cheap i've just bought a brown one do you remember that day i wore that one and it was from h&m

like everyone goes mad everyone goes mad everyone loves a windrunner and it's because you can do the school run right in your leggings and top which is that easy windbreaker windrunner windbreaker i call it windbreaker whatever they are you know what we mean um and you can just shove a pair of trainers on but that all of a sudden elevates it you can buy them in loads of colors the red one i wore everyone went mad for that was zara keely goth um that i follow i love her she's is she a fire it looked fantastic i'm not sure she's stunning and she bought a copy a dupe of the saint laurent red one and it was off temu no and it's exactly the same you know like the maroon yeah right so get your wind runners um coz do some nice ones as well massive mode duty do some

nice ones but then you've got your h&ms and your zaras if you don't want to spend a fortune but just get one in black navy brown done utility so what i'm wearing today falls under the utility trend and that's going to be quite big like um army gear utility it means like um left right it's like um how do i explain it uh it's the colors are like cargo car cargo is another you're not seeing there's a set from h&m that i actually ordered but it's too big it didn't look right and it's the crop and the pants that match and it's utility and it's it's very nice um so utility is going to be a big one so it's kind of like cargo style pants jacket the camel colors the beiges the light browns um silk silk everything's silky is going to be a big trend so whether it be

like silk skirts not flattering on me either but silk trousers all silk is going to be in powder baby blue not great for my my tone actually suits me do you know how everyone did the yellow for a while that's bye-bye yellow doesn't suit me either so you're it's more like you're more like past you suit that kind of like hot like what is it milky milky colors so um powder baby blue very very in oversight you know you haven't got long for this but the oversized high neck cashmere polos so the ones that are like going high like the folding over like the frankie shot ones they're going to while we're in that you know the frankie shop has got a sensational sale so expensive isn't it no like everything's in the really and i've bought quite a few jumpers off there i might have

a look because get them put them away for next year that oversized neck is really flattering i think with a big gold earring as well i think it's really nice bambi print so you know how leopard was in for a short time it's bambi print now and it's really nice you'll see a lot of um like what they call dolly shoes with like that bambi bambi print rather than leopard is gonna be fringing i don't like fringing so i won't be wearing it but it is a trend for that i had those fringed as a bum ramp i don't mind a fringe boot but i don't like fringe jackets it's just not my thing but sunglasses are gonna be big oversized there's that brand that jade doll posted what which one and they're fucking well cool

and I looked at them and they were like 450 quid and I was like maybe not she is by the way follow her on Instagram

I like Jade nice girl Jade Darlington at jadedoll on Instagram also at Lauren Watson also at

styledbylauren they're like my also at laurenelizabeth underscore xx no one follows me you know

my followers I don't want to try and help me anyway so I don't know sunglasses big big big big like the

not the cat eye the big big goggly big them ones that I put on from H&M that had the

thing dangling off they've sold out but big we're going big this time ballet flats it's gonna carry on they're gonna be more

and more and more we've been wearing them anyway I've got the Chanel ones they're gonna ballet flats and they're the real ones and they fucking hurt

they hurt and they make you fall over don't get the Chanel ones layered tops we've seen it already it's going to continue i find it hard to layer it's hard to layer but layering all of a sudden it elevates everything yeah and um asos do a few things and so do treat studio that are pre-layered much much easier but that layered look it is really really going to be

in trainers wise asics asics are yeah i've got i love asics i've got a few pairs asics are going to be a bit more of a so people if you don't want to wear new balance because every fucker wears them i've got them on now actually these are really nice i really like that asic so if you're doing that kind of mum wind runner breaker leggings solomons way more i've never worn them but they're they're very they're the in trend and you don't have to do them up you just slide your foot oh that's even better yeah and then the only other tip i have got which i have um is i have a note section on my phone and if i see an outfit either on insta or somewhere i just quickly write it out in a line and then when i'm going somewhere i think fuck what am i gonna wear i have a little

look in my notes and i might have had an idea on there so there i will do my essentials because i'm gonna do like a breakup of how to do an essential uploading shit to your vintage for everyone then honey i need absolutely i've i've got to i've got to there's so you know there's like some companies that come around to your house and upload it all for you and manage it all i know i would really be grudge giving them a percentage though really annoying me that at the consignment store i take my clothes too they take half yeah i don't want to give you half of five pounds i know but i can't be arsed doing i'm selling you a plt legging for a fiver i don't want to give you two pound fifty of it okay we promised you

a slutty sue dilemma and we've got one it's good so this came through on sunday morning and it made me i'm not gonna lie feel so much better about i didn't have anxiety i felt a bit hungover and i read it i thought oh could be fucking worse right never mind speaking to the owner of bauer or whatever it was this is worse girls i've got such terrible anxiety this morning i went to the pub last night i got really pissed and took some man back to mine i don't even know if i slept with him as i have patchy memory loss but he was defo in my bed i remember that so probably did shag him Plus I woke up naked. I think he did. He wasn't there when I woke up either. So I don't know if it's gone, if I've gone a bit weird or something and I kicked him out or did something weird and

he's left. It's so annoying because I just don't know. He's left his work fleece on the floor in my bedroom. So I know his name and where he works and his number. It's literally printed on it. i'm debating texting him but what what do i say i am not interested in having a relationship with him but i will see him again as it's my local pub and it's the second time i've chatted to him what do i do right okay so she basically she's taken a man back from the pub and blacked out she doesn't remember if she shagged him or not and he's left in the morning but left his work please we don't know when he left okay um okay i would suggest vodka vodka salty chips a friend to come and stroke you in bed with real housewives on close all the curtains right we're

all in it ringing sick for tomorrow we're in this together we're closing the curtains we're getting roses sometimes are good next day i think wine's good because it gives you that yeah like initial anesthesia yes yeah wine and a dominoes and and a friend that will make it so you need a couple of friends that are also slags or have been a slag um that can come around and tell you the really bad slaggy things they've done oh yeah i've got a group of slags yeah same like i'm great for that i would also um i would begin now with work you remember when you were young and you wanted the day off school you started your illness the day before i'd start popping on instagram god bad cold poor unwell so that when you take the day off tomorrow which

you're probably gonna need um you can plan that okay i think no do you want to know something that's happened to me what okay whatever i'm gonna do it anyway uh this has happened to me something very similar has happened to me in another country it makes me feel funny so i went back to I went back to a hotel with someone and I used to get blackout drunk like

I haven't done quite. You're not a good drinker I'm not a good drinker. I haven't done for quite some time probably a good couple of years but I used to get, maybe not that long, I used to get blackout as in someone turned off the light I've been through patches like that as well

I was at my um the next day i was in my hotel and i'd got back to the hotel about five four five i'd slept woke up no idea in your hotel or another person mine back at mine but i had been at someone else's right thank god you got home i don't remember getting home this was a while ago don't remember getting home i know i went to the hotel with somebody that i knew i don't know what happened while we were there don't know if we'd done it didn't do it no idea which actually is quite dangerous and scary and actually the next day as funny as it is it really frightened me the next day because i thought i i could have had a fucking 10 men gangbang i don't remember how bad i hadn't

i checked i didn't um but i had to text said person and i had to say like literally i remember nothing and he and i don't blame him was also mortified because think about it on a level of consent and that's i think he was like shit i mean we didn't as it happened but he was like fuck like be careful so all the reason i'm telling you this story is it has happened to me and it really really shook me up because if you can't remember what happened it's fucking dangerous but now the lecture's over i've done it yeah i did text so i think you should text and i think you should say fucking hell um hey do you want this fleece or should i shove it in the bin joking right no i've got some a plan what right go on we don't text we never even acknowledge him

again and go to there's like a um memorabilia shop in the trafford center you know we'd like framed football shirts get the fleece framed and put it to remind you to never ever drink that much again we right whoever wrote this in we don't know if you don't send us an update we're gonna be so pissed off tell us did you text him did you not did you shag him did you not did he leave because you went weird put in patreon now we need an update from the fleece girl but anyway girls maybe we should start a trend of fucking these guys and taking an item with their clothing off as souvenirs and getting them framed to remind you never to do that again memorabilia shop adding it to like the the one night stand chamber yeah yeah like the dungeon and then you go in and

then you're like this is when mummy did this to the kids like and this is when you your brother sister was nearly created but wasn't oh my god imagine decisions museum oh that would be a very good exhibition if we did that as a joke and we got everything together bad decisions exhibition i think we're on something i think in amsterdam right guys i'm writing a nip tuck gang chat on patreon now i'm going to find out what happened i've just put fleece girl one night stand are you there right love you guys love you bye don't forget you can catch up with us at nip tuck pod click the link get in touch we want to hear your slutty suits we want to hear your dilemmas go out this weekend get fucked up and it's okay because we'll tell you your behavior's fine

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