Nip Tuck - Oasis Celeb Spotting & BBL's vs Implants

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

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Guys, hello and welcome to Nip Tuck Not Giving a Fuck. Guys, we've been up to all sorts. Can we start, though, by talking about the technical issues? Which we are, by the way... I don't want to. We are well aware of. And I'm going to pass you over to Lauren. Head of IT.

Head of IT. I'm Ashley. I'm Head of Marketing and PR. What else do I do? I'm HR sometimes. Yeah, your HR, your marketing and PR. Your account. I'm account IT. Along with Lloyd.

I'm account IT in anything fidgety. Like anything computery and shit and annoying. And that's probably it. But that takes... IT is a shit job. I'm the PA as well. Yeah, you're the PA. Yeah.

So go on. Have we fixed it? What? Me and Christine have had kittens. Can I just take... Let me take you back to Saturday morning. when the sun was blazing and I was sweating and Christina was sweating.

Basically, Apple subs. So obviously, we do a bonus. As you well know, you can listen to it either on Patreon, if you're a Patreon member, but you can also, and you get all extras with that, which is great, but you can also listen to it on Apple subs. So I can't remember what you pay. You pay a bit extra and you can listen to the bonus on a Friday.

Now, we have behind the scenes done a bit of movie and shaky and basically, it knocked us off. long story short it knocks us off apple subs we could no longer get into it which meant that all the people that were paying for the extra episode couldn't get them and obviously the last thing we want annoying annoying the last thing we want to do is piss anyone off that pays and hasn't got the bonus so the only way we could get around it was uploading it on the main feed which means some of you's got a freebie happy days uh but otherwise people that had paid were not going to get it um and let me when i tell you i have sat with a baby on one arm christina on speaker

at my laptop like one minute christina just give me a second she's like no it's fine it's fine and christina has spent longer than me because i don't understand anything doing it we've tried our best anyway we've made boring we've made a new channel uh i think yeah um today today um i had to upload loads of stuff and i don't know if i've done it right so we'll just hope i did and it should be back but unfortunately but you may need to resubscribe to the nip tuck the new one and i don't really know and that is we're trying our best it's one of those things that it wasn't our fault there was nothing we could do so sorry sorry let's start from the beginning we know we know we don't need the messages we know we know we're well aware we

know saturday morning the kids were ready to go for a walk everyone's there james has got the baby and a bouncer and a carrier on his chest they're all staring at me i was like just one minute and i was sweating so we know and we're trying our best we want you to be happy so soz if you're not so anyway i went to oasis you did can i just bring that in um have you seen just really quickly people it's knocked me sick um doing captions that involve the song lyrics what like we went and it was electric but now it's over we won't look back in anger and i was sick in my mouth sorry i do i i got some videos and i you know i am so bad at taking pictures i've been on two holidays i've been flying around on private jets i've been vip in oasis and i just never ever get

why didn't you get a picture in the private jet with a little drink with one foot up it's not something i do i don't do yeah like that yeah not to oasis fucking hell yeah i would i would have had the classic the the tracksuit around the shoulders one knee up the drink i was too busy enjoying it no i would know what oasis as well i did look around and think everyone's just on the phone yeah it's true and i was like what the fuck like it's your job partly true so anyway um i didn't get any piss thrown on me how do you know did you get anything thrown on you nothing i was in a vip area start to finish start to finish we buy like no one had a clue what was going on there and it was 80 000 people like what the fuck so like all the roads were like it was honestly from

like literally getting into town everyone was going to oasis and could you tell that they were away yes yes and then we got like dropped off and we went to the box office and they were like go their general admission queue oh my god and you were in vip well they sent us the wrong way so then when we got to the front we'd queued all in the heat wave all of our makeup was like dripping down us oh my god like you have drinks drinking we disposed of our drinks because we were like oh honestly it was just yeah um so then we finally ended up getting in the right bit and like what megan said she went we had to do that bad bit to appreciate the nice bit yeah and she was right so we it was so nice you would was it you would have loved it i believe this difference is because

somebody said to me that there was like a slightly it's like a purple wristband slightly vip where you were stood up but you were in the v i think so right so it was like little like it was like set up like um so you walked in and there was like food things yeah then there was a table like restaurant thing sofas and you could with like um rugs and like a tp type pps yeah yes so could you is that like near the state you could right near the stage um nice toilets really nice toilets um security everywhere yeah then we when you wanted to you walked through and you were right at the front of the stage so that was kind of set to the side and then you would walk through when you'd had your wee and you drink you would come through and enjoy have a little sing dance and

you could go back again for a little wee oh that now that i'd go for that you would well i'm trying to get tickets again for this weekend if you're free uh yeah i'm leave it with me i feel bad because I'm not interested in Oasis one bit however that now I'm quite interested yeah honestly guys

it was so good now I will get in the car and I will learn and do you know what I wish I wish that I'd have worn a better outfit because I did go thinking

I was going to get why didn't you wear the Miu Miu you were going to wear the Miu Miu shorts high with the denim shorts underneath they came and they looked like nappy I wore

the outfit was nice but imagine getting discharged on your Miu Miu's I'd be fuming if I'd have known that it was like that I would have worn

yeah anyway so did you think do you know what what's the point it's a massive crowd it's gonna be piss flying yeah and i'm just gonna wear battered shoes whereas now you know that it was quite you know but it is raining this weekend like did i only have fun because it was a heat wave i think you would have fun anywhere in the sun drinking outside like that like you're right

another question did you see any celebs yes so um supposedly orlando bloom was there but i don't know how true that is um i didn't see him i saw devinia taylor oh did you speak to her uh no but she looked lovely and she was like getting pictures with everyone i did however don't meet your idols right so basically is it rick astley never gonna give you up never was he playing no who was it someone famous rick astley no he wasn't glastonbury i think no it was someone someone you talk i'll google they would be he was on before richard ashcroft oh no i do that is no yeah yeah so anyway jordan was like i want a picture with him so when we stood at the bar he walked in after his set yeah and i went okay i'll take the picture and whatever

then i went oh my god oh my god it's mel b oh my god it's a spice girl i used to cut their faces magazines and stick to no i was a spice girl yeah like super fan 90s girl he is get it so anyway i was like he went go ash go and ask for a picture with her so i've run over and i went mel oh my god this is oh as if you knew it no no it's actually and i was like oh my god and she was with her daughter and i was like oh my god please can i have a picture with you and she starts walking off and goes if you want one be quick oh and just carried on walking with her back to me and i just went and everyone chased out laughing right and then when i was in the crowd i overheard some other people same same lbs are right tosser really and do you know what guys that is that's

what happened that's what happened do you know what's my so she's gone to vip hoping to maybe not have people asking for pictures do you think so maybe does it count if a vip if a vip asks a vip for a picture is that different to a crowd member asking i don't know do you in the vip do people ask for pictures or are you also vip that you're like i don't need a picture of you yeah people were having pictures with davinia and she was happy to have pictures well then mel b should have maybe she'd had a bad day maybe she was having a bad day maybe she had to queue up like you did maybe she was hot maybe she got piss thrown on her the thing is though it really hurt me because i don't ask people for pictures it's embarrassing yeah it hurts i've said

this before i would never ever ever no matter who was in that fucking thing you would have asked mel b for i would absolutely not i don't want a picture with mel b i love this i was gonna put it on patty i wouldn't even ask victoria beckham for why would i want a picture with you what for i don't understand when people say can i have a picture with you if you're gonna send it to your mate i but for the laugh yeah to put in patient or wayne yeah but that's funny but if i saw honestly chloe kardashian anything i why would i want a picture i saw someone comment on someone's i think it was a tick tock the other day and it was like your bird asked for pictures with wayne linica i've got one with wayne no why i do it now because we have the crack about it but

at our live show guys if you didn't come um the girls set up um a video message from wayne linica that i didn't know about and it was one of the highlights of the night it was fucking hilarious so bloody funny it really really was um so tell us a little bit more like did you get steaming drunk not really um tipsy it was yeah it was a good time because i wouldn't have thought that would be his social situation did you see that picture with the bucket on the bag yeah he went not had a fag for three four years and he went horrible there was some funny funny sight so do you know what i found really cute there was a group of lads stood next to me and they were like our age

they were all hugging when the songs were on like this and they weren't on their phones they were just like aww

all hugging and all like I love you mate aww it made me really want to cry you know what Oasis

is that kind of song and I said it on one of the other episodes where at the end of the night you've got your arms around each other and you're all singing Wonderwall

and everyone knows the words and you get goosebumps it's that kind it is and at the end of the party

that is you know if you ever used to go to like a wedding party or like someone's 18th or maybe not 18th like a function room they always play that bit of wonderwall at the end but i do i would i would like to go to maybe maybe we should take me on my first i've never really been to anything like that i've never been to a festival i've never been to a gig i would do it like in vip but we went to that one with boohoo not long ago yeah but that wasn't like an outside like festival i want to go to glastonbury but it's

not on this year next year is it it's not on every three years because the ground needs to heal fair enough oh louis capaldi when we go to glastonbury we're getting the heli and i will get a picture in it yeah fine i will get a picture in it surely we can put it as a work what's the cheapest private jet we could get like could we get one to like london well actually do you know listen and then i can stand on the steps with like hold on cap i've got the vision and then me sat there like sat back i think you can like rent them by the hour for like content i just get in one um and they have in i went to the hook group for a recording when i went on the look fantastic podcast and it's fucking huge the building

And there was a private jet Set up Like a literal That you could go in and have pictures in Maybe I'll do that Have you seen it? I think a private I would love to go on a private jet

If only like any brands I don't know why some things just come into my head I really could eat a chicken korma A chicken korma? Ew A chicken korma? No that's such a non-me thing no even that's even not a me thing to think i find um curry's curry

curry is really um say curry lauren oh james always laughs at this curry he always goes there curry is that not how do you say it curry curry curry curry anyway right so oasis a cousin oasis was rat man update please i haven't got one i didn't do it very me um very very me so basically rap man my mum has asked me every day when i'm ringing the owner of rap man and i just honestly i haven't had the time i will do it today i will do it after and i will ring rap man my mum has reported them to trading standards did the episode about rap man go out today so you might i might get some feedback have you done the tiktok no are you gonna do the yes yes i just need to record the second video and what did rap man right give us the update lad there is no update i haven't

done anything so you didn't say you're the rat i haven't done that yet i'm gonna do that there's a right in here that's the update i was waiting no i'm gonna do it right driving is so excited no i will i will do it today and i will update next week i promise promise i haven't had time oh just a side note i've just had a text um from dpd which just reminded me have you ever ordered anything from sisters and seekers or sis um yes i've just done a big order i've just done a big i haven't got it yet so i'll tell you if it's any good but i love that have a little look on the website guys can we talk about my gorgeous nails as well right i want to talk about these nails do you not like them no no no no no i like them it's not that um molly may's manicure right and

she's amazing do not get wrong this is not like this is not a dig at any she's bloody great but how great can a set of nails be honey am i just not getting it just you wait till harriet westmoreland has done your nails and what is the like my i just i love a good set of nails i'm not taking away so there's this new thing as well called like a russian manicure right and also i do you know i'm a big fan of um wait let me tell you the the girl's instagram what is it again because i just don't get how great and how and that's because i'm not a nail girly really i just have them done so i look a bit nail it with kareen right she did my nails have a look at her page there's lots of really nice um nail inspo and i was chatting to her and she does the toenail reconstruction

there's a video of it do you stop it when i was going out loads at christmas to like um black friday shite and i took both my shoes off and both my nails came with my shoes true for men i was like i've got no fucking toenails do you know hot girls all have toenail problems i'm deaf mine are all right may i have minor moldy under there oh mine might be i've not well anyway she does toenail reconstruction and she said toenail reconstruction now is absolutely huge because loads of people like get fungal nail yes and then carry on getting gel and then you do what i did where i was like the whole thing i'm gonna get acrylic now and acrylic doesn't bend on your toes so if you ever like hit your toe with acrylic the whole thing's

shattered do you know where else is spectacular shout out margaret dabs in alderley edge i've told you yes you have this is when you and james can get james isn't gonna come to for a pedicure with me Ed loves it he won't he's got toenails like you sit down

next to each other it's the nicest date day James would not ever ever okay well if you

he's got he would literally does like looking after himself and also you can have a chat together while you're

getting your nails done have a glass of champagne and then you can walk across to Victor's with your lovely fresh feet ah and then me and Ed get in bed after we've

had a pedicure you touch toes and we're like how nice to the cover feel on your feet Like, you know, after you shade your legs and you're like, ooh. I do need to sort myself out.

It feels really nice, doesn't it? It feels gorgie-porgie. So, speaking of toenail reconstruction, so for Arch & Co, who is one of my best friends, and I used to work there when I did lip blush, she does toenail, she can do toenail tattooing. Shut up. Yeah, and it always makes me laugh

because she put a thing on for models for it. So people who've, like, permanently lost their toenails, she can, like, tattoo the white on and stuff and make the toenail look much better. She can do all sorts, that girl, actually. And she said that she put a shout out, like, for models and loads of grotty men and, like, people. She was like, no, I'm not going to use your grotty man foot.

Well, at Margaret Dabbs, they have all the lasers. Is her surname Dabbs? Her name's Dabbs. Her name is Margaret Dabbs. I've actually met her before at a rugby game. Wait, is it a franchise? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.

I think, I'm pretty sure they're, like, in Harrods and stuff. I was thinking Margaret Dabbs. it's called like the it is the world's best pedicure okay maybe i'll have that then honestly or a mother's day treat for you and your mom yeah it's so relaxing and so nice and they sit you together and it's it's just lovely okay it's really nice see she's coming around and her products are really nice but the nail thing again so the nail how do you get what makes and i don't get it and this please don't think this is taken away from she's fantastic but i look at them they look gorgeous absolutely they look lovely but what makes it so special when somebody someone coming

to the house to do your nails as well right okay so that's that's a big part of it that's nice because i hate and like very flexible with her appointments she has got and kids if you've got kids she's got a salon in town i think as well so if you've got kids that's helpful yeah so it's like the ease of it as well is really really good you can just sit there get your work exactly they look gorgeous absolutely gorgeous yeah and does she just have like colors that other people don't i actually bought that color myself because i saw it on someone else's profile it's called opi put it in neutral buy it and then take it with you because no one else knows about this color it is really i really really like it put it in neutral i like the opi colors

i like opi they're nice aren't they right where were we what did you do with your nails in covid i didn't used to have nails then i've only had false nails for not long at all and they're not false they're that thing that they paint on you by yeah they're not the acrylic stuff so when you look at the back of them they're my grotty nails ah i just have them by our painted on um but i didn't have nails then i never had fingers and toes i just used to paint them because i've got really good nails one thing about me that's i had to buy a drill a full gel kit did you learn how to your own well it's quite easy all you have to do is like dehydrate so i soaked my acrylics off and then dehydrate the nail bed and then you just paint it on and put it and i suppose you had

fuck all else to do yeah exactly it was quite uh however one thing i did do was i got absolutely wasted yeah and um took all of my hair extensions out and i'm with some pliers oh yeah do you remember that and i sent you pictures and it was like like you could see on my hair and i was like yeah i've done that before when my weave has been ready to come out and i've had to get someone to plier the little thing the beads yeah do you know what i think i'm gonna go a bit longer with my hair no it's not i love it that length i'm just not i don't do you know i don't know if i'm going through a postpartum crisis but i am on one at the minute i don't know i didn't i haven't got it no no the hair is yeah four or five months but i feel like i didn't grow any so why would

i'll lose i will have just sent me the men's tablets and ed started them i i don't know i don't i think it's like for month three or four that your hair starts falling out but i've got extensions i feel like i'm gonna my hair's shit anyway so it's not i've got a shampoo i just feel like i want to go i feel like i might want to go a little bit longer and more like bouncy flicky top of shoulders i'm never gonna go long long again oh my god that reminds me so we were asked by one of our team to go through and find some old pictures of nip tuck from the beginning and I couldn't find any at first so I went on our Instagram

and looked through our archive. Who let me have lip fillers like that? I told you it looked like stuck on like... Who the... Google, Google, Google, Google. It looks like some fake lips and a baby's got it with a dummy like... Who the fuck let me get around with a mouth like that?

Who was doing them? It wasn't even that. I can't even remember. I was just having... It was just... who let me write and i'm talking on the stories and literally also i had my old older teeth which were slightly shorter you couldn't it looked like i had no teeth i'm talking like this and i'm like no no no no no and you can't see any teeth i have got this sausage on top i can't believe i got

around like that and i only got them dissolved by fluke because i had a lump in one so i dissolved it and i thought oh god these look better i can't understand how anyone i had no cupid's bow why did you let me do that i did tell you they were big yeah but you you told me they were big but what you didn't say is they look stupid i wouldn't you wouldn't have listened you would have said i don't give a fuck and now i'm gonna put more in them because you've said yeah you would you'd say something like that the other day so we did a photo shoot um for you know a newborn shoe and guys right get patreon i need to see this bitch no because right please so we didn't shoot tell the story why we're laughing

we're howling i've got tears in my eyes i wasn't going to talk about this is because i didn't want it to take away from the photographer who is incredible incredible wonderful woman she came to our house taken by tara this is not and this is why i wasn't going to talk about it because i didn't want it to put any shade on her because it isn't her it's me um and she honestly was wonderful she came to the house she was having to deal with five children and us two and she made us feel so comfortable she was wonderful her pictures go and look on her instagram her newborn shoots her she's lovely lovely her pictures are stunning right so i booked her and then the morning came around and i'll be totally honest i'd had a massive go at james

in the morning so I wasn't speaking to him and we'd had this we did this shoe and um I chose it was very hot I was very stressed I had all the kids to get ready I was tidying the house and I didn't think thoroughly about the outfit that I chose to wear postpartum so I threw on a white vest and I said to you didn't I why are you wearing a white vest with no bra number one white just to know right i don't and number two a vest i don't own a vest yeah i don't own any you're like a size zero i just i'd never show my arms i've just had a baby as well what was i and and every the place that i've gained a lot of weight is my arms also because i've been hunched over i look like the hunchback of not too damn at the minute and my traps i look like a kangaroo

i'm so big on the top i'm gonna have your arms i'm seeing bella today i might ask her to do it you don't fucking need it so I wore this white vest top I also didn't wear a bra with it because I'm still dressing as if I haven't just had a newborn and my breasts are not where they once were and they are also a lot bigger than they once were and they're very swingy so I decided to wear a white vest top to a photo shoot and then one of the positions that I got into which I should have said bad idea for these arms was almost a lying down position and my arm was on my side you know like splattered, which showed the front and back fat. Anyway, some of the pictures are absolutely beautiful,

but there's a couple of them that we got back. And I don't look like the arms belong to my body. No, explain the Kim Kardashian picture. There's a Kim Kardashian picture. I don't know if anyone's seen it. It's like a meme. It's a meme. And it says like, when I have to take the bins out.

And then it's a picture of Kim Kardashian and she has had photoshopped these huge muscly arms like the point of the point of the images i feel masculine she's wearing like and she's got these massive arms anyway i sat on these pictures and i laughed to myself and and and the reason i've come on the reason i've come on to this is because i've just said to ashley why the fuck didn't you tell me so i said i got these pictures so some of them are absolutely beautiful don't get me wrong gorgeous but this couple of them where my arm i just so i'm laughing no but we all could laugh at it because it was that bad it was so bad james i said to james i've had the pictures through i started laughing and he started

laughing and he knew he knew before i even said and i was like why are you laughing and he was like no reason i said you know that i shouldn't have worn the outfit that day don't you and he's like no i said you knew that that outfit wasn't good on me didn't you and he was like well what was i meant to say you've just got yourself ready what was i meant to say that vest top's not doing much for you he said i'm not gonna do that to you yeah it does i said next time i wear an outfit that is not flattering i can take it say to me babe no not for you today cover your arms or just say wrong color darling and he also said why did you put tommy in that outfit that color it does nothing for him and it was like a light linen baby you know now why didn't you tell me why

didn't you say tommy looks washed out put him in blue mate i mean tommy was not the concern the reason we were laughing so much is because this was a couple of weeks ago lauren told us about this and she was really sheepish and she didn't want to show us the pictures but we literally forced her to show us these pictures and both of us when we saw it we couldn't even pretend and the reason i didn't want to show them is this two things could have happened number one they would have burst out laughing and and yeah number two even worse they would have been like no it's not even that bad and i knew that i would know that it was and i know in their head they'd be thinking fucking hell and i couldn't deal with the lies anyway luckily we

don't lie to each other and they burst out laughing that's when we sent that kim meme and then all day we were just crying we just couldn't stop laughing i'll put the pictures in patty but the other ones are gorge and they're lovely and i've got a stunning behind this a stunning video that i'm gonna just say though guys like hot girl hack you can ask chat gpt what your color palette is well mine's not white yes did they do it um i think i did this the other day well i had to i didn't put my picture in but you know because you know seasons well because i described myself tall slim beautiful some would say quite pretty shit i write in chat gpt oh my god i would get actually sectioned i

haven't even got it i put some weird stuff in there i don't even have it like so they they told you your color palette yeah i'm an autumn autumn well i'm not white i've not asked it yet i think you're a summer or spring i'm just black yeah you're just black don't you think that might be a winter then so i'm gonna get arm lipo i actually might i actually might i'm having that next week uh in two weeks i've just looked at your arms i'm not getting this and do what you fucking want to do they look tiny they do well they would next to yours i couldn't get my arm into one of your jeans right now having fat taken out of my arms and put under my eyes why not well i i will talk about it on patty actually i have messaged

i'm having a p what we're calling it postpartum what did you call it ppc that's what we're going to call it i'm having a ppc um and i've not had surgery for absolutely ages i said it the other week just because i knew i was probably gonna have another baby so it kind of just was there was no point now i'm done god the buzz the fucking do you know how many people i message two surgeons at the minute is sending me messages about my bum implants because really again i've started a trend with this because everyone's on a zempic and that and they've destroyed all the muscle which fine i have done it too um and no one's got a bum anymore so they're all doing implants i wouldn't do an implant for the only reason he's like i just can't be i don't know

it feels quite a lot there's loads of girls in dubai doing that collagen oil injections right so basically there's this um this lady who does it oh my god i need to tell you that story don't let me forget um that's let's not get this woman pushed out the country for fuck's sake she's not here um and basically it's called collagen oil so you know Sophia Maria Aesthetics SMA so she was telling me about this bum thing and she was like it looks incredible and I was like yeah but what is it and she was like yes what is it so she's um she's a nurse so she got in touch with the lady and she was like i'm thinking of having it done what is collagen oil and she couldn't tell her what it was so we don't know what it is so she comes around to your house

lies you down on the floor and brings bags of this stuff like little bags of it and then pumps it into your ass but we don't know what it is so we don't know what it is but it looks absolutely sensational but then guys can i just say please just bbls dangerous dangerous injecting stuff into your ass very dangerous could wake up one day and it's all fucking gone hard or move could lose weight and then you can't like get it out because it's part of you now implants are so much more reliable and if someone if if collagen oil in the ass worked why are we not doing it in the tip because it's not it's not good i have seen um the girl she used to be in the only way is