Nip Tuck - Poo Sock

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

What a messy treat we've got in store for you today! Ashley's getting grief for not inviting a certain someone to her sons christening, Lauren's been scammed (again) and her fella has had a few issues since her tightening treatment... Poor lad might need surgery himself. But, it turns out that some of our amazing listeners have had a pretty s*** time too, if you'll pardon the pun.To get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod. Or you can email [e-mail] NOW you can send us your Icks & Dilemma's via Whatsapp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone]Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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guys simply head to this episode description for more information we're back in surgery baby tell me about your parish trip okay so you didn't actually get as much content as i thought please i don't need that kind of pressure i'm already anxious about it so that i was planning to do loads of reels and go to the eiffel tower and it was all lit up and get the pictures and everything at midnight yeah and i just got pissed was the crazy horse show good okay so the crazy horse was really good um yeah we really enjoyed it i've got vip yeah we we got that i don't know if it was vip but we paid i've got a tour oh god no i didn't want to talk because i thought i don't want to get close to the women are they fit fit shit fit i would have liked them to have slightly

bigger tits but then when i was thinking about it for me if they were dancing around with big saggy jugs that wouldn't work they were fit and then i was like i remember being like because i was pissed which one's your favorite and then he told me and i was like you fucking what he's like the blondie i was like i always do that i'm like out of my friends who would you who would and then he tells you and then whenever that friend comes around

I'm like get out of the room you're never coming round again is that why oh my god it's me isn't it everyone's such as me but yeah

so is that why so can I just digress Ashley is having a christening for her little boy and she was just on the phone then like sorting out a menu and asking someone to pick a menu

so I was like what for and she was like doing my posh shit that I usually do she was like for the christening I was like

what christening and she's not invited me you hate christening i hate christenings and then she told me that it's a really small one with like godparents and a few i was like thank you that i'm not invited there's no friends going everyone there is either family or a godparent yeah i wouldn't want to go right well why like why then they can deal with it because you should have said to me like i've got christening but you're not coming oh you should have invited me and let me say i don't want to go fucking dilemma of the week

dilemma of the week what do you do when you're when your best friend doesn't invite you to a christening right think thank fuck you've saved loads of money on the dress think thank fuck think thank fuck what'd you do when your best friend is laughing at your speech impediment think thank think thank fuck um anyway sorry we digress paris let me tell you about paris it was absolutely amazing really good time and also i got mega love on instagram when i put the picture of me and I'm going you won't be doing the same as I did Lauren right can I just say what word of advice as a friend what posting your boyfriend or husband is not I know but we were in Paris and I and we were having it we were on the scooter it was cute do you know what I know that everyone

will be saying though they'll be like oh god she said this about the last one like we've said we know that no no I don't think it's not remember though what people need to remember people into it i know i'm gonna try and like honestly it's not even worth it what what people need to remember when they say certain things though is they only ever saw my past relationships with the stuff i wanted to post so i was like oh he's my best friend he's amazing and then like oh she's doing it again yeah it was lies last time oh my god the only time that you get the good stuff is on the podcast yeah but tell the truth on it on instagram you will see what i want you to see so people comment on things

and they think they know about things and they'll add two and two and make these up you see what you're idiots I've actually started blurring Ed's face

on pictures no why in case anyone never sees I just think it's funny it's fit though no I just think it's funny oh maybe I'll start blurring

mine now then yeah there's that really fit Russian girl that we follow and she's like tiny and she's got like clearly this really old

man boyfriend and she puts an emoji over Ed's face and I love it I'm here for it but he's got an old wrinkly hand at the bottom so I'm like

you need two emojis here darling and one with a little wrinkly cock as well what do you think about the age gap thing how do you feel about that we have just actually been watching

a really weird TikTok that's the weirdest TikTok I've ever seen it's a 19 year old girl with a 65 year old man yeah but he doesn't look like good 65

he looks he looks 75 and she's like dead glam and young I was really Lauren love doesn't have an age

no but it has a bank balance no I was literally I've never seen anything like it I'm fine with age gaps but 19 and 65 i felt a bit was too much what do you think i've had can someone age gap you mess i've had age gap relationships but younger i've never had an older boyfriend of you

oh god i've had that many boyfriend a boyfriend b c d then there was such and such um no i don't think i've had any old i've i've had now the oldest person i've ever probably had intercourse with i didn't i've just i offer this information like 40 probably i don't know younger i go the other way what's the youngest you've had come on well i met this guy once and um he lied to me about his age and he actually looked older and then he had no pubic hair is that how you knew horrid how young no and then um it was like his birthday or so and i saw and i i went mental at the age um i think it's like 22 that's not even bad he was 10 years younger than me that's fine i thought you were gonna say like 18 that's quite bad um yeah well obviously like 18 year olds and

stuff they do try and like talk to you like whenever you're out they come over and they try and be like an elf i could be your mother to be your mother yeah i don't like no i've not an older man isn't older older isn't for me no not for me but i mean i can get why because some girls just want to be like looked after by a daddy yes the daddy issue isn't it and i've got those but luckily i've not you've not solved it's one of my issues um so yeah so paris was good i enjoyed it How has the vagina settled in? Guys, just go in there, baby. Let's just get in there.

How is your fanny? Okay, the vagina. So I had the vaginal tightening. I ran surgical. Okay, so it's a bit too tight. So it's worked? It's worked. He said that it's actually ripping his bell.

So I'm not lying. It's gone a bit too tight. I told you it works. I've got two more sessions. And he's like, do you need to have those? You know, when people are just like... It works. and I was like

yeah I'm gonna do the full course and he's like because the problem is I can't get in I'm gonna yeah he's ripped his bell I'm gonna text Katie

now and ask her I want mine back again it works for me it doesn't feel that much different I think it's more for the bloke but it works

I guess your confidence as well if you notice it but it fucking works yeah is the outside better yeah there's nothing wrong you make it sound like

it was really bad no I mean like there is an improvement yeah everything looks tight and nice and yeah so he said it's a bit too tight if anything

so I've got two more so let's see because it might get to the point where it's actually closed. No one's getting in. Lucas, I told you it works. Lucas is thinking of having it done. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. So he liked it. So what about you? I've watched you on Housewives. You were mint on it. Really? Oh, I was mint. You are.

Did I just say that? You look really good. You look really fit. You come across really well. I would say that, but I mean, I would also say. I've had a few different messages. Tell me, tell me what's,

tell me the good and the bad. you and katie are the mean girls right but was that said in like a not me not a nasty have you had any trolls have you had any bad ones yeah like that but like not saying it as in like cool mean girls they mean like you and yeah like why has katie brought you in for backup because she needed the backup i think it's like do you know like um on soaps like nasty nick for example if he was walking down the road some people would actually scream abuse at him yeah and forget that his actual name is like nigel or something and he's not nasty nick yeah yeah no i get what you mean i think the thing is you've gone on there as yourself but how they portray things and how

they storyline it is not down to you anyway so but yeah no it's it's been good um what are the positive ones uh just like saying like you know breath of fresh air yeah um and then that article ashley's been in close and mad i didn't even know it was coming out that's mental they wrote it they wrote that you had a salon no yeah they wrote that i was a hairdresser or something well i mean um but it was like who is ashley stobart how exciting is that um i've got a question what alistra's nails really that long in your life and she uses everything she can do everything with them i've got a question this might be inappropriate yeah or like all that kind of stuff i'm sure if we ask would you answer that yeah and like when she's like intercoursing stuff

they're so long they're so long all these things have come into my mind can we ask her yeah we can ask her yeah um but no they are the nails she's oh my god i love her um but yeah no housewives has been good would you go on it again um you'll have to ask um our agent about that oh okay right then okay so it's big time right so lauren you were voicenoting us this morning all of us and you were your voice notes honestly i'm just gonna stop listening i get confused about who which chat we're on sometimes so i send a voice note to our really posh important directors producers chat that's meant to go like i need a poo who's chat who did i put that which chat did i put that in i wanted seriously which chat did i put that in because i was trying to do loads of

things at once and then um you said you'd been scammed so tell us oh my god okay so this is actually quite serious so anyone listening don't make this mistake i made so when i was coming home from paris i was in the airport why do you think this is funny i'm not even do you know what the funny thing is i'm not from rochdale not never i don't know why we say rochdale i'm not from there where are you from bake up i'm not even from rochdale i'm from near there but anyway what's that place near bake up that's shameless was filmed in bake up um what's that place near bake up that's really nice hebden bridge yeah i love it there yeah yeah so anyway um i got a phone call and i'm rushing around i'm trying to get on my flight so i wasn't really concentrating i had

like bags in one so you know what it's like at the airport when you're coming to board um why you laughing why is lucas laughing what come on okay why is everyone laughing just carry on so i had my phone in one hand and i'm stressed and then i got a phone call and they said hi it's barclays fraud team fuck off lauren no listen it's really posh voice it's like a woman or a man really posh that older man we just need to ask you a few questions um i said i'm in paris i said that's why i was literally i was and i'm i'm agian i was like what i'm in paris what and i said it's me that's done all the translation you went no problem there's just been a direct debit set up just want to check that it's normal and i was like right yeah which one is it it's like smile direct

i said i don't think i've done smile direct that's the braces i said i don't think i'm what no i've not and he went okay so you've not done that he said it's 468 pounds was that it's flagged up because that's a huge amount i was like so it was dead normal and i was like no i've not done that and he went right okay i think you've been frauded i was like oh my god for god's sake so i was like right okay he said look go um can i just check a few transactions with you was this you was that you and i was like yeah that was me that was me and were they your yes so they're not being stupid i'm not fucking fit so we had access already somehow some form of access so that's weird yes so listen i'm not stupid and then i was like okay so he said go onto your app he said let's go

through a few questions on your app on your barclays app put in some of the details and we'll go from there and he was like right press identify and i was like yeah okay and he went tell me the code that comes up i'll put it into the system now so i'm going along as as i'm rushing to get through the airport so it's not just i'm not being silly and then he said don't worry we're going to sort this for you and we've put a hold on all your accounts no need to stress so i hung up yeah then my phone rings again hello hi this is barclays fraud team so i've just spoken to barclays fraud team they said no you haven't and i was like what they went this is barclays fraud team and it was your debit card as well so you're not covered so what had happened is the phone

call before it'd been false he went log into your online banking so i went i can't they weren't yeah they blocked you so they basically got in they blocked they've got onto my online banking and the second phone call was the real fraud team and i'm there trying to get on a flight trying to sort all this out they had to stop all my cards that's why i was on the phone this morning as well they've not taken anything they caught it good on barclays they literally caught i don't know how straight away i just be so careful i got frauded as well about i mean i've got no money so i was like you've thrown in the wrong account and i never checked my credit card statement because you don't want to know yeah i don't but i need to start checking it but i was going through

and it was when i'd already booked ibiza i'd rang blue marlin and i'd given them my credit card details for um our deposit yeah and then um i saw beso beach 600 quid so i was like i've not but uh so anyway um yeah they'd someone had got some point and gone and had a nice meal a very nice meal and i bet you didn't do nothing about it see this is the thing like i was saying i said to the first scammers i was like there's no point fraud in my account there's nothing on there no money in there but they obviously still tried so i've got no cards no nothing for a little bit so can you buy my dinner yeah so basically the question is actually can you give me some money Yes, I'll give you some money.

Celebrity age gaps. We've done that. We've just talked about that, haven't we? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm pulling it back. I am proud of our bitch. We spoke about Emily Ratajkowski. We did.

Getting cheated on. Yeah, and if she's done that, we... She's pulled it round. What's she done? She's with Brad Pitt now. What? Yeah. What?

She's going out with Brad Pitt? Yeah. Serious? Yeah. So she's like, fuck you. Fuck you, I'm going out with Brad Pitt. Fuck you. Can you level up anymore?

No. Brad Pitt David Beckham then you'd be a home wrecker I'd wreck a home for David Beckham Lauren you wouldn't

he's so fit though Lauren I'd really love him you actually would if you if David Beckham walked in now and said

come with me would you I feel like such a bad person I'm questioning myself as a person I just really think he's really attractive I've got a boyfriend

myself so no i would not i think even your boyfriend would let you shag i think he'd let me i think he'd let me he's gorgeous yeah i'm sorry vicky i really love posh spice as well yeah i love her but i'm sorry you look a bit like victoria beckham like the piggy notes that is so cruel um well then he might fancy me yeah okay yes i probably would that's it um so yeah would you she right i like how you always ask me would you huh you know a lot of people say to the partners that if there's a celebrity crush that you could have a free pass you would let him do megan fox yeah absolutely and then what you're gonna do him after after you know that he's been high-fiving yeah and do all

the high-fiving that'd be great but then you're gonna let him have sex with you knowing that he has seen the inside of megan fox people that fit in me no no it's had sex with loads of people so maybe who would so you would let him for Megan Fox yeah

a few people Megan Fox Pamela Anderson Carmen Electra fit older fit really

yeah and what who would yours be mine who's your main number one

Dappy Dappy do you think he would and he's got a massive he's got a massive

do you think he would let you shag Dappy well I'd be ruined afterwards wouldn't I so you'd be

no good to anyone damaged goods you'd have You don't need an episiotomy. You don't need to have a baby if you cut your front to back. You'd just be one big gaping hole,

wouldn't you? Who wants to come back to that? At least if you're going to shag a celebrity, they need to have a small willy. I think Beckham would be fine. I think David Beckham's dick is an average size.

Average. You can't be that good looking and have a stonky. Because you can tell by his hands. They're like quite feminine hands. I feel like Tom Hardy and Beckham are the most... Tom Hardy's tiny.

Pardon? He's tiny. Oh. Yeah, he's like five foot something. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, wait, let me Google. One sec.

See, my boyfriend knows that he's like my celebrity crush. How tall do you think David Beckham is? 5'11". No. She gets taller than that. Yeah. He's aged so well. Men age like fine wine.

Women age like yoghurt. He's 47, you know. Beckham? Yeah. Check his height. He is six foot. Bang on. go on David

do you remember that meme and it was like what do you call what do you call men under six foot friends that's nasty I say that

a lot of my exes have been under six foot Tom Hardy penis size the most attractive men are usually yeah Tom Hardy penis size

Tom Hardy's five foot nine check his penis size Tom Hardy penis size no google it now and then I hope the head goes on your phone

that's like do you remember when you used to google certain celebrities and be like Carol Forderman with a vagina and a red dick

so someone had superimposed her face have you seen the new pictures can you find out his penis size

okay Leonardo DiCaprio Jude Law and Tom Hardy are on the list of smallest celebrity penises you're joking

It's always the pretty ones, baby. Also, it's not the size. It's the motion in the ocean. Yeah, it's not the size. The size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean. Exactly. Okay. Can I just show you a picture

of someone who says she's had no work done and I don't know if I believe her. Okay, show me. Carol Vorderman. She's had work done. i think bum implants and boob implants i think carol vorderman looks sensational ash you have always got you you are so easily irritated by the most pointless things just call me karen yeah you are a karen and you said that you'd had a karen moment in selfridges right so

apologies to anyone's mums or any listeners out there that call karen i bought in london and can I just say regarding Selfridges you usually have a fantastic experience shout out to my personal shoppers Tilly

Aaron I love Aaron love all of them Aaron's insane in Selfridges Manchester love him I mean I've got no money anymore but he's so good

so good so anyway I went to London because in the London Selfridges you can get loads of stuff so whenever I go down

I book an appointment and they know exactly what I like anyway this Jean Paul Gaultier black top stunning did you see the picture of me wearing it no the black with the bits like see-throughy fabric

ah the whore outfit yeah yeah um so i bought this top and i think it was 400 quid and that's not that bad for well oh i wore it for three hours okay and it wasn't even on like a wild night i went to it later to watch joanne mcnally wearing it and i got home and my sister was like that top needs fucking taking back it had pulls in it really the neck had come undone no it was horrific like it was a mess and it was made out of like silk or something like that so obviously I wasn't gonna take it to the dry cleaner and you're never gonna wear it again anyway exactly and I never ever ever take faulty things back I might take something back if I change my mind on it before I've worn it I never ever take faulty stuff back right anyway went into Selfridges Trafford Centre

and I say to this woman hi I've got a top I want to bring it back I thought no brainer didn't even think anything of it so she walks off

what was her name Sue or something no it wasn't Sue I don't know her name I'm not saying I'm not naming any names anyway she walks off and she's got a proper

attitude like as if it's coming out of her wages I was like I used to work at Selfridges and I would always go that's fine have your money back

because you don't give a shit have your money back exactly anyway I'm there with the two kids with my sister oh you had the kids

you had them I had them with me so I'm like you know what they're running us yeah exactly and then she goes off and she gets a manager

to come over and he's like well this top has clearly been excessively worn and I went oh I'd like to know what an excessive wear is

okay hun did you go trampolining in it roaming the street and even if it had it's fucked the top is fucked and he was so rude and then he turns around to me

and he goes you know you pay for the name not the quality oh he actually said that no he didn't so then i start going i want my money back like they're winding me up even more i'm like and then they go well no take the top back because it's still yours at the minute so you don't want to lose it take it back they were being so so rude so rude to me so i said fine i'll ring my personal shopper in london i'll ring my mummy who looks after me and i'll ask him what he's gonna do so obviously dan's like babe it's fine

we'll sort it out like I'll get someone to go to the house to pick it up and we'll give you your money back on it don't listen to them and they still

didn't give a shit they continued to be so rude to me and then like the man had such an attitude he went well I'm glad we've sorted that out

oh no do you know right so I used to do this so whenever I worked in with people so when I worked at Maya and when I worked as a beauty therapist

and all the girls at work I will say the same if someone was really pissing me off oh you were evil I was the smarmiest little bastard, but I'd say it like this,

okay then. And I knew that they couldn't do anything because technically I've done nothing wrong. So I'd say like, well, I'm glad that you've had a great service. Oh no, Lauren, that's so mean. Yeah, I did. No, because I hated them.

I just was like, have your money back, it's fine. No, when they were horrible, I mean, when they were dicks, dick clients, we used to get such dickheads coming in. I promise I wasn't being a dick. I was like, look at this top, it is broken. Yeah, well in that case then, maybe not. It is broken.

So how did it end? So I've still got the top and I've put a formal complaint in Selfridges and they've still not rang me back. And I was like to Ed, I'm never shopping in Selfridges again. And he went, oh, well, that's fantastic for me. He's thinking brilliant. Look at the top. Yeah.

Look. Look. I would fucking teach you to buy £400 tops. Go to Zara. I'm getting my money back. Go to Zara, hon. Anyway, we're going to take a break. Well, Ashley goes and excessively wears some more clothes.

It was so insulting. Well, don't excessively wear stuff then. I didn't. Were you putting your arms in the air? Did you clap? Oh, she's getting so mad. Did you laugh at Joanne? Because that's excessive.

Well, it had makeup on it as well. And they were like, oh, look at all this makeup. And I was like, yeah, I do wear makeup when I go out. On your chest? Titty makeup? No, but like I'd taken it off over my head. Well, because you thought you were going to wear it again. Right, this is boring now.

Anyway, we're going to take a break. she's gonna cool down she's fucking sweating over this but when we're back we have got a question you are gonna want to know the answer to welcome back now we love getting answers to questions so this part of the podcast is all about answering your questions so last week we spoke about pooing at fellas i feel like we weren't talking about pooing at them but we were talking about their houses like how you do it how the way around it chucking shit out of the window yeah we did discuss chucking a poo out of the window and we got quite a good listener message um which we love so thank you for doing that

hi girls first of all i absolutely love you both thank you thank you i love me too so i have an extremely embarrassing weird story my favorite ever ever here we go i was 16 or 17 years old 38 now oh it's really stuck with her this one and i was staying over at my boyfriend's house i really needed a poo but i was so embarrassed about farting pooing etc we all are anyway i went for a big dump and i tried and i tried to flush the toilet at the same time as the poo dropped into the toilet yeah that's another one so as it's about to drop you flush i've done that no but you know what that's called a courtesy flush as well because once you release the poo and then the smell goes into the air so you have to get get it get it no i agree and i've done this but this is the issue

and i agree with what she's about to say now i couldn't flush again because then my boyfriend would know i'd done a poo so you have to you can only do you have to catch it just as they drop one but then what when do you flush the why i know i know but you can't do two straight after the other no you have to really flush the whole thing and do the toilet brush at the same time right anyway anyway so oh my god oh okay okay oh my god i've missed a bit so it didn't flush when she looked in the toilet all she saw was her big fat poo this is what she said i couldn't flush it again because then my boyfriend would know i was in a state of absolute panic now sorry not knowing what i could do i decided i had to remove the shit from the toilet

and i had limited time to do this i couldn't let the boyfriend know it was a poo so i stood up and I wrapped my hand in loads of toilet roll and I scooped the shit out of the toilet roll. Did she put it back in? I said, I then took my socks off and put the wrapped up turd in my sock and put it in my handbag. I've gone dizzy from laughing.

It didn't smell because I'd used so much toilet roll. So she's waved it in time. Then she's put it into her sock. Anyway, I went back out and chill and act all normal for a bit. It's definitely not normal. It'd be burning a hole in your handbag. To have a poo in a sock in your bag.

And then about 15 minutes later, I went for a wee and flushed it away. I then put my socks back on. Oh, we've got no more. I don't know what happened at the end. What a legend. That's it. She then just put her socks back on.

So, she hid the poo for a little bit. she went back into the room for 15 minutes and chatted and then went for another wee so if anything you probably thought she had cystitis

which is still better than a poo and then she went and took it out and put it in so girls were they trainer socks or ankle socks can you imagine

what if they were big fix what socks were they if he'd have found the poo if he'd have gone to get something out of the handbag and found a shirt in her handbag like how do you get around that men just know

not to look in your handbag yeah don't look in your handbag so maybe that's why we should all be hiding hiding in our poo maybe what a good idea would be

girls always carry one of those zip lock bags in case you need a poo that's a great idea just in case you go around to a guy's house

we need to make merch a product yeah called the poo catcher the poo holder poo pocket the poo pocket

let's make a poo pocket and we'll sell them and everyone takes them and just in case you pull or anything like that you have your poo pocket in your bag

we're millionaires can we patent that I feel like we shouldn't even put that out in case someone it steals our idea it's like that femme urinal thing

what's it called yeah like um but a poo version okay and compact let's pitch it babe so you know with this podcast

we can move from talking about poo and penis one minute to talking about really serious sad things the next minute we're about to do that so we do get loads

of amazing questions and loads of really funny shit but we also get some serious shit which we can do as well right now we get loads and we can't always reply

so what we tend to do is bank up similar ones and then we'll try and answer in the pod um all of them scarring so this one is hi ladies ashley you previously mentioned in one of your podcasts that you're quite the expert when it comes to getting rid of scars because you've been chopped up that many times she didn't say that i did my little boy has a scar on the skin between his

nose and upper lip maybe like a cleft palate correction maybe and wondered if you could please share your recommendations for helping to reduce the appearance of that thank you so much and i absolutely love your podcast i've been a listener since day one well then we've got to help the bitch we've got to help you right so scarring um guys the best thing to do with scars is treat them early but it sounds to me like this scar has been there for a while so i'm going to talk to you first about treating early scars burns um surgical scars if everyone's seen my trauma anything like that isn't it from when i hit it with the curlers so the resume scar you need to use it like four times a day it's so good i can't explain that even works on old scars

so i'm recommending this to this girl biocornium scar gel that's early days isn't it um no for old and really but it's better for early days because it's got spf in it as well everything's better for early days yes then i would suggest microneedling not sure if you can do that on a child but you can microneedle scars old and new yeah because basically the needles are traumatizing the skin i would also then advise to put some stem cells on top so at work i have a job i actually do medical grade needling yes so there's different different types that you can get no with a we use the um a different type of needle head within yeah so there's one main one we use got nine needles in it and as ash said when we are scratching over the skin we're basically causing

trauma to the skin which causes a reaction of a healing reaction all over again because the first one didn't go that well yeah so we're rehealing increases the collagen the blood supply you can needle at home girls if you're on a budget um i will post the micro needling set that i would recommend on my instagram you just can't go as deep on your own you can't go as deep i would recommend having a glass of wine before you do it it's not comfortable um and also just be aware not to like go in the sun after you've needled with scars protect them as much as you can in the early days from the sun absolutely 100 100 so yeah um stem cells micro needling biocornium scar gel um the resume scar repair forte um oh c-section scars the elastoplast scar and at what

point would you put that on straight away my scar you can't the actual scar is amazing but i have got it's almost like it indents in my skin yeah it's like above it and below it i've got a slight lump kind of thing on either side that works so it compresses everything down yeah i've got a little bit you can feel it if you close your eyes it would still work but it's fine yeah i'm not that arse the other thing to mention with scarring scar camouflage tattooing yes um but then i have got some clients that have had it done and they've had the reverse effect yeah you have to do it properly you have to go to somewhere that is good because otherwise it can go worse it can go worse but that can sometimes help with certain scars what they do is they flicks the same color ink

as your skin through it a little bit and just blend it out, it's an option potentially. Scarring. There you go, guys. There's your scarring. We've been getting a lot of questions about surgery as well.

So we'll try and do more, but we're just getting so many that we can't reply to every person. What we'll do is try and get them all together and then keep doing sections about surgery. I get, now, I honestly would say in the hundreds of DMs a day. Yeah.

On mine and the other page. And like we always say, but it's always the people that don't listen to podders, We can't give you specific names of surgeons. But we will definitely do more surgery stuff. Yeah. And we'll talk to you about before, after, aftercare,

things to help you heal. We will do all that, won't we? Bit by bit. And how to find a good surgeon we talked about previously. Yeah, we will keep doing that with you guys. So if we've not replied directly, we're going to. I'm going to try and do a Q&A once a week for these kind of things. It's a good idea.

People look to us. Aw, cute. Okay, so I've got a question here about where my podcast went for trying for a baby and miscarriage long story it's been deleted but it's been deleted and i'm sorry and it had loads of information in there because i had a miscarriage after saskia before teddy so it was something that no one really talks about that openly and the amount of dms i get every single week and especially like people close to me my phone will ring and they'll say Ashley I need to talk to you

this has happened and I just think recently it's like maybe because I spoke about it so you're hearing about it a lot I'm hearing about it a lot

like so many of my friends and followers are going through this they say a one in three pregnancies ends with a miscarriage early miscarriage

which is before 12 weeks so it's common it's common much more common than now my tips would be and again

I don't know anyone's medical history i'm not a doctor guys we're not qualified in anything but like this is just what i would say zeta west supplements they are the best supplements so zeta west owns an ivf clinic in london it's one of the best in the country she is like passionate about fertility i would also recommend get your partner to take the supplements as well because it's coming through their sperm isn't it yeah okay if you if you're thinking of trying for a baby i read this book and it was called it all starts with the egg and basically what the book said in it is your egg and sperm quality needs to be like amazing like bang on yeah and it's 50 50 here guys

a miscarriage is not because of you there could have been i think i feel like women sometimes feel like a miscarriage is their fault and it's their body and it's them as opposed to the male but it's not it's to do with the mixture so both of you start taking your supplements for three months before um there's a highlight on my instagram fertility and um the z to s stuff that i took is all on there and there's a code on there as well so z to s supplements definitely take them and then ovulation tests you don't want to be having sex every day who wants to have pointless sex exactly if you've got admission that's why you're shagging take the tablets that they offer you only if you know that it will hurt you've got to go home and experience everything at

home and a few of my friends that have taken the tablets have had to go back for a dnc because they've had an infection that is really common um a few of my friends have done that so they've been told that they're having a miscarriage they've been given the tablets to take and then they've ended up either with an infection or everything hasn't come away and they've had to go back and have a dnc anyway so i just was like put me i would do that i would say put me to sleep have a dnc and then everyone's case is different everyone's different and circumstances whatever and then you're not pumping your body with shit loads of hormones again yeah so i managed to conceive i think it was in like the second um month second period after another thing that i

would advise with miscarriage is um acupuncture okay managed to get you're quite big on acupuncture aren't you love it you would love it i couldn't lie that i'm gonna send you for an acupuncture it makes you feel unreal it's so good for female hormones any issues with your skin your fertility anything like that like even if you're not thinking of having a baby just in general period regular acupuncture is the most successful thing at that so i would really advise looking into that and also i think psychologically talk about it as much as you need to and maybe don't expect that you have to get over it and move on because it's gone you can still discuss it find a friend that has had the same thing happen to them and talk to them

because i don't know why it just makes you feel better yeah that you're not the only one yeah exactly i think i think i don't know i haven't ever had one i'll be honest i i've only been pregnant once and it was with fear i'm really lucky imagine that being your first pregnancy exactly so that's what i was going to say if that's your first pregnancy i assume you would then feel great pressure to quickly get pregnant again and you would panic thinking what if this is it forever i'm never gonna have a baby yeah you wouldn't realize when this happens to a lot of people they have a baby fine you would think this is it i can't have kids but then i'm not gonna lie you won't enjoy your pregnancy because you're worrying the whole time about losing it

and then i feel blessed time um when i was pregnant with teddy after i'd had that miscarriage i actually started bleeding at week five yeah i remember um and i bled for about two weeks and they wouldn't scam me until i was eight weeks so you spent that whole time didn't you oh my god it was just awful so just letting you guys know like that happens as well so chill don't worry about that either because at the end of the day what you've got to remember is if you can't control the situation which you physically can't then it's out of your hands and what will be will be and that's i hate it when people say that but just like try and relax as much as possible because stress is the worst thing you can put on your body right so lauren next time we're here tell everyone

okay so one of the things that i keep getting messages about is pigmentation because i've said that i struggle with it just look at my skin now it's better isn't it i've got a few spots stunning it's right so um i said on my instagram i've been to see i still can't pronounce it meso aesthetics because they are amazing with pigmentation and i told you all the one i told you all that i was going to go on a quest didn't i a few episodes ago so i've been using their products i'll stick it on my instagram and already isn't it better the presentation and then i'm having the peel that i've had before where i mentioned you put the peanut butter on your face and you leave it on for eight hours now it happens to be that i am having that done just

before we record on sunday no the monday morning i'm coming in with it on mate so the next time one of the times we record i will be sat here with an entire face of peanut peanut butter um so so far the products have been like i've genuinely really helped my pigmentation i love that um they've not put it in my bag but the brightening brightening peel booster have you ever used it change the names of it they change the name of it i think so you might have it in a different name um i've been using that that's what i've been using that is amazing three products i've been using and i swear the the pigmentation is so much better my skin is much brighter isn't it yeah so i'll keep you updated with that um like do they have a body cream because i'm testing out

yeah creams at the minute i'll get in touch with them and get them to send you some stuff because i've given ash a little goodie bag today but yeah i'll keep you updated with that so the pigmentation questions hang fire keep an eye on me you'll see it go so guys remember on nip tuck we want to get your voices heard get in touch with us you can send us a dm we're on instagram we're on tiktok find us at niptuckpod for all the content alternatively you can email anonymously hello at niptuckpod.com we will be back with a bonus episode of niptuck this friday and it's all about your ics and dilemmas so if you send something in now you may get to hear it on friday's episode thanks guys happy hump day bye

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