Nip Tuck - Same Willy Forever

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Ashley arrives at the studio with some sage advice for Lauren that we all should be listening to. There's also time for a special announcement about an upcoming live event and the next guest to join Lauren and Ashley in the studio! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hi. Guys, hi. It's your virtual besties. Woo, woo, woo. Hello, guys. Welcome to Nip. What's up? Not giving a fuck.

The spookies are over. You are all good now. It is Wednesday. You've forgotten all the shit you did at the weekend. You're ready to do it again next weekend. You're ready to hear about the shit that we've been doing to make you feel better. It's all about being unapologetically.

and not giving a fuck no just not giving a fuck i had to give lauren a pep talk this morning oh so the thing i'm quite good at them right so one of the things that i feel like unless you know us and you're starting to get to know us now because we've been around in your ear for ages but our relationship is a very unique one isn't it like we're like sisters like we love each other so much but sometimes like we really irritate each other and i will let ashley say things to me that i would not let somebody else say to me like what was it today bitch you're 33 you're 33 you need to get a fucking grip that kind of thing and i'll take it so this morning we don't need to say what the context was but she gave me a talking to and i think maybe you should give that talking to the

listeners now don't say what it was but just in general maybe give it them now guys you've only got one life to live and you don't need to be doing shit that you don't want to do like yes we all need to wake up in the morning look after our kids and turn up for work and you know do certain things like shave our legs that we don't want actually do you know what don't if you don't want fucking shave your legs don't fucking shave your legs but this like little things and i feel like as we're entering this festive e period there's a lot of doing things that we don't want we've got the halloween shite oh don't we've got the bonfire shite we've got the christmas shite we've got the work dues hun i had this chat with one of my friends recently she said um work we're

putting on a do and it was in london and she felt like she really had to go but if she went she had to pay for her train pay for her hotel and get child care and she was like it's gonna cost me like 600 quid and i was like and it's not one evening it's two days of prep if this job want you there they'll pay for you to go and no one's that asked whether you're there or not tell them to fucking do tell them you're busy sorry not for me this one or if they say why are you not coming just say because it'll cost me 600 pounds i think like what you said to me this morning was basically you live once if something isn't right or isn't making you happy and you can change it then you absolutely need to and you also one of the things that ashley really teaches me is sometimes i don't

have enough i'm not gonna say self-worth because that sounds a bit me me me but not enough like you think you are the dog's bollocks because you are and that's what we should think of ourselves sometimes i downplay myself and she's the first to say why are you talking this is what she said earlier i said something about normal you know if you had a normal job she said why are you talking like you are normal you don't want to be normal didn't you you want to be better than normal so stop putting yourself down and stop being negative yeah and putting it out there didn't you yeah and we all need that kind of pep talk the way that you talk to yourself is the most important thing so do not talk to yourself like shit talk to yourself much better than shit because you

wouldn't talk well we do a bit but you wouldn't talk to your friend like shit so don't talk to yourself like shit and it's just having that confidence and yeah basically just owning who you are and doing what you want and being happy is basically so she gave me a little peppy today a little peppy weppy so i'm gonna start with a ramp oh we're already we're in go tell me the ramp let's go i think i've sent it you um i've seen them on instagram and tiktok thongs with the guy's name in crystals on the back men won't fucking do that men would not do that why were you doing that because we want to show our men that we're we're their baby and that we're committed to them and they that that will turn them on that their name is on our body because they own us ryan on

my ass crack Stephen Gary on my ass then it got me into thinking yeah hen do's merch wifey for lifey where's the fucking bloke wearing yes husband for life wife wife bride wife where where are the men with the woman's face mask on they're not they're not we've got Dave's face on us and we're all wearing Dave's face look I'm getting married to Dave and I'm Dave's thing forever but dave didn't have stacy's face last willie forever yeah same willie forever whatever that's the same willie forever they don't have same fanny forever because it's probably not gonna be the same fanny forever if they had same fanny forever can we normalize not like okay steve stagged him husband for lifey never gonna happen carol's face on a mask same fanny forever it's

never gonna happen carol on his thong he isn't doing that steve's not doing that can't wait to marry my best friend it's true it's there's a disconnect and i'm not standing for it anymore What we should do instead is dress up as men at the airport. Yes. Like they do. Get fucking blooded. Like they do. Throw up like they do on the plane and say,

what happens in Benidorm stays in Benidorm. That's what we need to do. Let's do that for my head. Let's dress me up as a man. Yeah. Won't take long. Oh, I spoke shave. But how tragic is that?

I agree. Tragic. i'm sat here with and you with our husband's partner's names tattooed on our bodies yeah having toxic masculinity that this is in that la la la let me explain book she has this thing where she calls these type of women which we've all been we've all done it we've all done it and we are and we are i've got james's name and we have they're called pick me girls and she says that pick me girls are the problem with society and toxic masculinity in society and why we're not evolving ever as a society and there's always going to be a gender pay gap and women are going

to be unhappy in sex marriage life blah blah and she basically says unless you break the mold and make the change and start looking at things through different eyes and it was the fact that i just read that book and then that instagram thing popped up of and it made sense the fuck are we fucking doing we're promoting this we're saying that we want women to be equal we want women but then we're doing shit like that no you're right and i think we're all guilty of it i am absolutely guilty of it and we just all fall into it and this pick me thing that is so true you want to be that you pick me me can i be your wife and also she said that you know we were just talking about um the way in which we speak to ourselves and our subconscious self is very

important and she says that you know when we go like oh well that's what all men do oh well he's a man do you want to know something oh well he's a toxic fucking human listen to this so i have a friend um and she has been with her partner and they have a very toxic relationship and he's a he's not great right she goes to the mother of the man and i when i say not great i mean really quite horrific she goes to the mum and says your son has cheated this that the other lots of really bad things that i won't even go into and do you know what she said he's a man well he's a man yeah that's what we all need and then she said to him and you do do that sometimes we do and then she said to him they all do it so at least you're the main one and not the side now if the man's

mother is saying this he had no chance he was brought up to think it was okay no wonder he's how he is because the mother had a partner maybe his dad who was like that so she then allowed him to be like that it's how us women are bringing our sons and in the book she says like the the the one thing that does hit home with modern day women is when you say things like that it's not parent it's not babysitting it's parenting yes or like holding a man on a pedestal because he actually looks after his children like you know all of these small day-to-day things that we do he's a man expect it of course the man's cheated the man has cheated yeah the man has done i'm the first to do this i said something to james about him being an amazing dad and he just went but it's

just being i'm just a dad and i thought yeah and it's me though i was going oh you're such i'd love and he went i'm just being a dad but we need to so that has to stop yeah i work on that no honestly like i'm being a lot more conscious of it now yeah and if we're all conscious of it then hopefully i'm gonna make a change we can for once because the thing is that like again this book what she says is men want the typical gender roles to still exist which are women cut clean raise the kids do everything everything but men also want a woman that pays half the bills and they also want a woman who is sexy sexy and dirty in bed can give them kids but still be sexy that's sexy and do dirty stuff but be fucking knackered from working hours on end to pay half

the fucking bills and make your fucking tea for when you get home and take your sperm fuck off having said that like some men are amazing aren't they like not all men are like that but that's what she says in the book as well she says like don't lose hope don't lose faith in men and hold out for the right kind of man because they were raised by good women and they are out there you have to wait out for it because they are she said you will be better in your life alone than with a shit than with a shit man because a shit man can ruin your life i 100 agree please okay can i listen to it can i does it an audio one yeah and she reads it honey listen to this right so ashley sent me because we keep saying that we after babies and stuff might get our vaggies done didn't

we yeah i mean i think it's quite a nip tuck thing to do so we've spoken about it listen guys It's dingle-dangle in, dingle-dangle out. We're both basically married and we've had numerous non-complainant people. People, yeah. So, and we've got dingle-y dangles. Bits and bobs. Just bats.

All I would say with mine, with mine, it's fine. But it's getting worse as I'm older. But it certainly is getting worse as I'm older. I think it's because of the fat loss around. So I've noticed my labia, the outer chunky bits, are getting thinner. That's normal. everything's getting like that so we have spoken right anyway ashley sent me some before and

afters of a surgeon and they were incredible but i started then doing a deep dive on this particular surgeon and some of the treatments that he was now i actually don't agree with some of the shit he was doing he was calling it a barbie vagina which i'm not all right with i don't like that no i just didn't like the how it was sold and i thought i'm not keen on how you've sold yeah and also do you know what lauren imagine if we went to get it done then like something went wrong down there and you can never feel anything again they ruin your life so this is kind of like do we need to that thing that katie does on us the ultra femme 360 it is good and it it's like a little you fit anything near your clitoris with a scalp yeah i'm not no i'm not i'm just gonna go

and see katie anyway point of the matter was i started and also who's really looking no one's so when i told james about this he was like what waste of money and it's like four grand i'd rather spend it on my face and then i thought four grand what could i spend that on my fanny or my face face face so anyway this is what i looked at she's definitely got like some kind of oh so this is what i'm looking so then i go on to him and i start looking into it and these are the things i didn't know could happen penile implants did you know this he does he had before and after no so penile implants are devices placed inside the penis to allow men with a erectile dysfunction to get an erection i have seen this we used to do them at the hospital i

worked at you may consider the balls and the dick goes up so that's one the other one penis enlargement surgery which i know can be done but wasn't very no it wasn't very mainstream but this is mainstream and i'm looking at now penis enlargement surgery is to make your penis bigger now how do you do it it's it's all it's a bit fake really so the shaft of the penis goes inside the body more than what sticks out so they change the ligament and pull it out so you can gain um you can gain about an inch and a half on that it's more when soft but a little when when hard okay next thing that they do that i found now this wasn't in english but i get i got an idea of what it was by that picture and it says in this language laser ill genital basal matter so

basically what it is is it's laser um on the vagina no no skin lightening on the vagina to make the vaginal lips lighter and butthole next thing in labia puffing with fat transfer that's what we need that's what i'd like yeah so they take fat from another area in your body and puff you outer labia to make them more like chubby juicy then there was the orgasm shot which i've seen before oh i'd like an orgasm shot um i don't know where they know in your g-spot isn't it i don't know what it is i think it's or filler in your g spot so it's more plump so they can catch it supposedly they put filler in your g spot and it makes you squirt because it it's easier to hit the right place so local anesthetic results are in three to seven days and the pain's minimal

so i was just really interested there's so much fanny and dick operations this is gonna be um a really normal thing we'll be laughing about the fact we found this novel in five years this is what i mean so i was just looking through and i was like shit i didn't know there was so much fanny stuff i thought it was just labia done and then there was a really sad which we know is a clitoral hood reduction but they call it a clitopexy clitopexy like a mass pexy and it's taking the skin away from your clitoris at the top um if you've we've got a bit of that haven't we um and it was getting rid of that and i just for lucas full well knows what our vaginas look like um so yeah i just thought that was really interesting and i have to say one side of my

inner labia is getting thinner and longer than the other just one side it still doesn't come out but i can pull it i've got a good idea get one side pierced my poor ring and then when i was showing james the pictures the before and afters and i was like look at this he said to me lauren i have seen more vaginas that are like this before than yours so mine doesn't really hang out very much but so what he was saying is he'd seen more vaginas with hanging ham than without that's how common it is and i was like you fucking what i was like smashing him in the car no i'm only joking so yeah he was saying that hanging ham is more common and he said some are real hangers and i said to him so how men don't really care about hanging

ham no but think about this right we always give men shit about like the oral and the fingering let's be honest a penis is a penis and you can it's very easy yeah a vagina with lots of layers of flat pitch how and i said this to him how do you navigate a vagina when there's so many different types of things in the way of the clitoris um and he said i don't think i should answer that and i said okay have you used a microphone no i've not either do you know i didn't have um we were that busy on holiday there wasn't a vast amount of sex and i didn't want to pack a microphone right anyway guys guys guys right right right we've got we've got two big things to tell you no really big like a penile implant big first one set a reminder in your

diary we're doing a live stream 7 till 8 p.m on thursday the 26th of october save the day so if you've got kids either get them to bed at 6 30 or it's the dad's day because 7 till 8 you need to be there with a glass of wine or coffee if you no no no not coffee tea if you're pregnant yeah water boring something boring juice i'll be having a diet coat um and we're gonna do a live show and this the reason behind this is ashley's very pregnant and we would love to do a live stage show and one day we are going to do it and we would love it she's too pregnant like she's it's hard she's pregnant so we were going to do it and then we were just like look we're not going to be able to give you guys everything we want to be jumping around and enjoying it and it's not

fair on you or her so we on me so we decided we're going to do it like this well we can all get cozy cozy and we can do it from the studio yeah and it's live live live live lucas is there a dress code you can dress however you like i'm not coming in halloween you think a bridesmaid bride's dress is embarrassing halloween is embarrassing bride you get to wear your big fucking oh i could bring another dressing why don't you pick each other's outfit oh shall we do that oh my god right we'll get a budget of 20 quid each go charity shop and buy yeah let's do that let's do that right charity shops versus exactly my outfit's gonna be a lot nicer than yours mate right so 26 7 till 8 put it in your diaries let us know if you're gonna be

there and then there's something else do you want to say okay i'll give you a clue i'll give you a clue it's a guest very amazing it's something we love he's somebody we love he's a man yeah which is we haven't had many we've only had two yeah man um it is this is so the guy who created made by mitchell mitchell mitchell mitchell mitchell we love him I want to ask him is it how do you say Mitchell or do you go Mitchell I think he just calls it Mitchell okay um we've got I don't know we can ask him all these I want to know what do you want to know from him tell me like what's your right so I have been using his products for a while now and they honestly are incredible it's like doll beauty I've been there from the beginning

and you remember when I came in that day and I was like Lauren I've got this lip liner it's changing my life it's amazing and then i got into the blushes oh my god i've got it on today love it so i want to know how it all started yeah if anyone's got any ideas for any questions send them in i want to know he's he's a makeup artist yeah i want to know his tips yeah i want to know the secrets tips tricks hacks i want to know um about the clients he's done yeah little goss maybe he does a lot of tiktok lives as well so i feel like he'll be quite comfortable i also want to know the downside yeah i want to know like what it's really like because he's rocketed quickly and he's working he's working hard i want to know a little bit about that as

well if there's anything you guys want to ask him because he's a good laugh as well like he's very and he listens to the pod so yeah and he's from our up our way so i'm i'm i am mega excited to having mom so thank you mitchell we will see you soon right we're gonna have a little break and we will be back with bargain bucket and slutty sue bucket lauren it's arrived show me i know it's not quite christmas yet but these do tend to sell very very fast do you know what i love about this obviously we're getting it cheap because it's christmas which is amazing but you can get it whenever really it's just it's a bargain it's a box of surprises it's a box of shagging oh my god well or not if you were single as well it's fantastic

i mean this one is definitely the best one no so i've already got that it is absolutely stunning and it doesn't look like pervy do you know what i mean it looks quite nice that's the rose and it's like 54 pounds or something on its own yeah and you get that in the box i think the box is about 100 pounds and we've got a discount code for 10 off as well amazing i mean love honey it is like the number one site isn't it for all things pleasure it's the number one retailer they always come through do you know what i like about it as well when you get it you can't see on the packaging where it's from yeah trust me when that came i was my mum brought the box around because it came to hers and i was thinking oh my god this is embarrassing doesn't say so yeah they have come

through with all things pleasure in this 12 days of pleasure advent calendar guys i cannot recommend this enough it really is it's a bargain bucket it is it's a bargain box i feel like as well we get loads of messages of people that like want to spice it up a bit they feel like things have got a bit boring i feel like this is such a good way of doing that because you can just open it together it's like not cringy open it each day a little bit of a surprise and it spices it all Oh, look, I mean, I didn't ask for it, but we've got a butt plug. So I'll shove it in. And here we go.

Whose clit doesn't want a bullet? Exactly. Oh, here's a bullet. Oh, well, I'll have to use it then. I feel like everything is... Ooh, what's next? Oh, oh, well, another thing for me. Oh, what a shame, a clit sucker.

Fuming about that. I know, Dave. My friends have talked about them. I've never wanted one before. But I said, they're in the box and we've paid for it now. Like, honestly, I love it. i absolutely love it me and james are gonna do that i might do like one a night yeah that's a lot a bit much maybe one every other maybe every other night yeah it's insane and i just think for

the money that you save whether it's christmas or not it's worth getting for that as well you get like over 200 quids worth of stuff literally i am obsessed so guys lauren shared the code with our listeners code is nip tuck advent 10 off get it i've got it i've got it we've got it i'm actually gonna i'm gonna i'm excited to actually use that i feel like it's a good little thing for a couple so yeah if you want it you've got a discount code we like it and some of the stuff in there i've just looked at the list of what's in there fun yeah i mean yeah it's quite it's quite fun i'm gonna use these at the same time simultaneously and the match the colors match as well stunning and if something's gonna hang out your ass it might as well be a red

diamond it's cute it's cute welcome back guys okay dupes dupes dupes bargain bargain but you go high i'll go low bargain bargain right but get it while it's hot guys get it while it's hot i bought these for saskia does thea like lip balms she's a homeboy she's not girly you know um i had makeup on saskia at the weekend and Lauren was like, have you put makeup on there? She's the,

you did a Katie Price with what's she called? I didn't, Princess. Princess, and everyone went wild for her. I only put mascara and blusher and lipstick on there.

Do whatever you want if she wants to. Thea's not that girly, girl. She puts it on herself. Like, she loves it. Thea's not like that. So if she was, I'd let her do it.

And she loves lip balm and she calls it lip barn. Oh, lip barn. My lip barn. That's really funny. And in my car, in the middle, she's got all these

different lip barns and she goes like, this one's the glittery one this one's the gummy bear one this is cute yeah she loves it not like that um well she loves lip balm it is feral and she has got really into my um lanige sleep lip masks have you got one yet no and she wouldn't be using mine either oh they're expensive yeah obviously she found it and she uses all my charlotte tilbury lipsticks all my doll beauty absolutely not like that so i love those lanige overnight masks lucas get one it's a lip mask that you put on before you go to bed you wake up in the morning your lips are like a baby but when

i wake up in the morning my lips are fine anyway i don't i get really dry lips yeah and on look fantastic you can get it's so cute it comes in a little box five for 13 pounds stocking filler yes stocking filler and it's got all five flavors in it so you can try each flavor secret santa secret santa i thought that so it's meant to be 17 pounds 50 but with my code which is ashley slf it's 13 quid secret santa is horrible and i hate it so let's try horrible and it's usually isn't it about 15 20 yeah so let's do a list for people that if i got that in secret i'd be fucking buzzing the thing is with the um stocking filler bits as lauren said look fantastic do some fantastic ones space nk also do some fantastic ones they've got like the tan look set minis minis in a little

nice thing they've got the beauty blender ones um they're really really really good but guys the good ones sell out so get on it now i got sent the ghd hot air what is it it's straightener but it blows out hot air so it's a hair dryer i've used it once and i'm not gonna lie it was hard work so the way in which i do my hair is i have a shower i dry it like a blast it off you know i've got afro curly hair it's scary like a scarecrow and it's probably really damaged so um i blast all my hair off then i straighten it then i curl it so i was like this product is made for me it'll straighten and blow dry my hair yeah but it took a very long time to dry and also i think it's better if you don't have extensions everybody does because you couldn't

get right to the root so my weave would be not good not good because then the root is the curly bit of my hair yeah same so then it was up but maybe i'm using it wrong a girl i said i think i'm using it wrong and a girl that follows me said she uses hers as in after like she's dried her hair she goes under with it like a hot brush yeah but you can get a hot brush and does like a flicky blow and it's rip comes out really nice and you can do curls well so i've not yet done that bit i got loads of questions because loads of people have put this item on their christmas list i girls hold off buying just yet i am gonna spend some more time with this um device but i feel like you should do you know what i don't rate everyone goes on about the dyson air wrap and i love my

again i think you can't look at it and be like oh my god she likes it so i will because i hate that what i would say though which i've always said with regards to the dyson air wrap borrow it off a friend for a week or two before investing if you like it because it is very expensive i agree um also i'm what i need a really good hot dryer though so we got sent one from ghd that i thought was going to be life-changing and then i realized you do it on dry hair that's not what i want um i want one that is when my hair is wet basically when i wash the top i have i had the babblist one and it was amazing and you can go backwards or forwards that's what i want so sometimes i only dry i'll share it with you sometimes i only dry the top of my hair and

then you can go that's really good so i can when i'm drying just the top of my hair i can get it and i can share it on our amazon page the one that i've got and it and it's like it pulls your hair like i'm looking for that yeah yeah i hear you girl okay um right okay i've got some new products that i've tried out this week gonna warn you now expensive but let me spend the money on the junk and tell you what's good what's not that's basically been us our whole life i used the k18 peptide oil unreal new product from them banger sorry what where what do you do with it it's like a oil that you can put in as a treatment or on dry hair so it's an all-rounder really liked it shout out k18 love their products the cloud nine magical quick dry potion i forgot about that

it's blue yeah they use it on your spectrum oh and it heart can half your hair drying time i do you would love that lucas oh because because lucas spent so long drying his hair on his head and he was like oh my god like i don't know what it's got in it but cloud nine magical quick dry potion again i'll share all of this we spoke about this last week i'm gonna get some the westman Altillia skincare tint obsessed. Lucas, you could even actually wear it because it's not a foundation. Lucas is absolutely not

going to wear that. I'm just trying to make him into the gay best friend that I want him to be. She's like, Lucas, you'd love that. And I'm thinking, he is not that guy. It'd be really nice if we went to get our nails done together. Be a camp gay for me. He's not that. He's never going to be that.

If anyone wants to be my gay best friend. I think we've got loads of listeners that would. Okay. Hourglass Phantom Volumizing Glossy Balm. Is that what we've got now? 10 out of 10. Stunning. Expensive.

Stunning from Space and Cake. What are your views on Hourglass in general? It's too expensive for me to try. I don't want to. I love their foundation. I've heard that. I will spend the money if it's worth it. Oh, my God.

Come with me and use my dizzy. My dizzy wound. I will spend the money if it's worth it, but I don't want to spend the money for it not to be. And I did a post about the Hourglass Foundation, and a lot of you girls bought it, and i helped with like shades and stuff and a lot of people sent messages afterwards saying thank you for this i'm now using this foundation every single day actually their makeup brushes

are lovely expensive expert i agree christmas list i agree the foundation is lovely the palettes are lovely i just love the whole aesthetic of it stunning the armani liquid eyeshadows i just spoke about them stunning perfume dupe we all love a perfume dupe send any in girls i just feel like they never last all day though but i guess if you just go to your gym bag or your car m&s tuberose i saw that another perfume a dupe of tom ford yeah also m&s are coming through lauren have you seen the viral leggings right explain this to me so when i saw you and megan our agent talking about these leggings yeah i thought what the fuck can be so good about a pair of leather leggings so they're pleather leggings yeah and they're 25 quid great and they suck you in at

the waist they're just a good fit so do you remember the top shop ones maybe i just don't need sucking in the top shop ones that we all had sorry pick me bitch the top shop ones with the little zip on the side i liked them they're the same as them okay i just i don't get it yeah there's millions of leather leggings out there no there's not leather leggings are the hardest thing i like i've got some zara um like almost flare-legged what like i've got those ones yeah you've got them i love them and they've got the button at the top yeah they're really nice i prefer a trouser to a legging yeah but for every day and comfort winter with a christmas jumper with a christmas girls have a look i i feel like do i buy a pair of size 10s for after i've had

the baby and put them away or do i just wait wait you might not have oh you'll be fine you'll find another pair did you see what i put the other day about the commando vinyls that were on sale on i um i need some new vinyls because mine split at yours last year command did you buy the commando i never got babe borrow mine i'm not wearing them over winter i feel like it's like a i'll wear yeah maybe i will i need i love a vinyl pant at winter if you want the mine were pulling bare and they were good until they split if you want the ultimate leather legging commando yeah commando body suits commando spenny the baby i got them all in the house of races sale for like 20 quid i sent you them when they were and you didn't read the more than skims yeah but they're better

okay they're actually unreal so the commando body suits their bras i think i made you get one of the bras and the i got the leggings in normal vinyl and see the browns nice as well the brat and the mauve stunning i used to have when we worked at maya do you remember do you remember the jeans and i had the wine called frankie had them yeah frankie your sister had them waxy finish stunning so sorry have a look at the commando ones um but also sienna miller's done a clothing range with the marks and spencer okay and i feel like we are entering that stage no no but where you want to have a nice cashmere jumper with it quality like yeah i know that sounds really sad though but like a black one that's gonna last years a nice cashmere jumper

with a pair of leather leggings go to m&s girls we're getting that and sienna miller's done the coat also girls the h&m studio range dropped last week every winter h&m do this range called the studio range and it's like a premium range and it's fucking incredible have it's all sold out pricey it's all sold out now unfortunately but there's a blazer that looks like deep yeah you've got some yeah so i love a mini hug on kids i think the cute is just so cute and i've put socks on with yours yeah me and both of the girls i've got us the which of the not with not with the taz i've got us both those so then i wanted some like uggs just in general but they're too expensive so if i was to get both of the girls a pair of uggs each it's 200 pounds like 90 quid

each the mini uggs and i just think that's expensive when i've already bought some so i got sent and i saw on tiktok don't ask me how the fuck i ended up on tiktok and next do a mini ugg very similar to ugg very nice because i feel like the copies look not good but they're not meant to be a copy they're their own and they're really nice they're 25 quid they've got them in black and they've got them in the most gorgeous dusky pink color not barbie pink dusky pink but mine would step in a puddle well yeah they've got them in black as well but they're good but for 25 quid they can step in a puddle you know like they're really nice so go and see those also i swear and i always tag them and everyone goes mad for them h&m for thongs um i love the thongs from h&m

are they like expensive yeah they're really nice stretchy comfy loads of different ones and i just love h&m for a thong girls shout out and can you send in recos postpartum must have fashion must have because i've forgotten all of this bag and last time when i had teddy it was going in summer where it's a good period i need like a pair of good c-section knickers which ones m&s isn't it but then because i've got the bum i need a thong c-section nick and no one thinks that they're going to be you were going to be wearing a thong after a c-section so it's not on the market much maybe we should start that anyway yeah let us know i think you're having a baby at the best time because yeah of the you can just wear a jumper yeah and if you if you if you piss yourself it's

leather pants not skirt exactly right anyway slowly sue how about you urgent oh we did say put it in the title if it's urgent you ready my sister had an on-off thing with someone we went to school with nothing came of it and it was a crush they liked each other on both sides but life got in the way she grew doesn't it just she grew up had children and got married it wasn't the happiest marriage oh and they ended up bumping into him on a night out things escalated and they slept together so she slept with the high school sweetheart didn't she happens yeah they both knew it couldn't be anymore but it was like they liked each other and just kept getting drawn in she split up from a husband but the other guy was a fuck boy and she yeah but she should have split

with the husband anyway yeah and she knew this he jumped in relationship to relationship as if he needed security and needed to live with someone that was like me anyway time goes past and she still thinks of him and we see his dad because we grew up in the family village she starts quizzing him drunk about his son and relationships get steaming i don't know who sent this in because she sent it in to me i know who it is she's one of she's such a loyal listener get steaming ends up going back to the father's house the father of the high school crush of the fuck boy of the fuck boy he's far fuck dad fuck dad the father looks nothing like him he's in his late 50s bald five foot four and wears a vest top where'd you live girls rochdale actually i know where they're

from and it's not she's dying at what she did she bumped into the boy and wants to go back with the boy again but she shagged his dad he would go insane and ruin her life if he knew advice needed she's super chilled and we laugh about it good you have to laugh if i see an old man in a vest and i laugh i remind her not to shag him so she slept with his dad he's now back on the scene and she wants to go back with him knowing she's like just don't tell don't tell him and he's a fuck boy anyway yeah so next time he does a fuck boy thing be like haha i shagged your dad fine like next time you fuck your father exactly next time he like doesn't text her back or ghosts i'd just be like yeah yeah that'd be really good if you did that to someone and then the whole

time you're just like but the thing is with this do you know what i love about this girl she's laughed about it because it's done now you've done it it's not ideal you shouldn't you can't take it back so if you can't take something back then we laugh about it now because five foot four vest wearing dads so what it's what it is but can she go back with the fuck boy yeah i think she can don't tell him that's what they're there for fuck boys yeah he's fucking about yeah he's using you you use him don't shag his dad again though i'm interested can you tell us about the set so can you write to us again i know who you are you message a lot and you're a massive fan can you of the pod can you tell me more about the sex of the pod yeah when i say fan it sounds awful of

the pod can you please message us and tell us a bit about the sex with the dad like what was it like what was he like in bed i'm always interested in this shit was he like a dark horse and he was amazing can you beat this story are you listening to this thing in that shit is tame do you listen to our slutty susans and message your mate saying if only they knew what we'd done yeah if so beat it it's a non only lukey sees who you are yeah no one knows who you are and he doesn't know anyway he might see your email address he's not asked and we don't know no can you beat shagging your fuck boy's dad if you can beat that let's have should we have could we have a competition a slut off and the winner you'd have to tell lucas who you were i guess the winner wins something

yeah i'm just throwing it out there what do you think of that let's have a slut off And then over the full sort of thing, we'll decide who the sluttiest was. You like? One for the live show, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Right, guys.

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