Nip Tuck - Saying "I Love You"

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Today's episode is, as ever very BING BONG BOO - we chat about saying "I Love You" to your partner, period pants, bad table service and we tell you a horrific bridal make- up story!Plus - we think we have the most useful bargain bucket to date - DINNER IDEAS!!! If you want extra episodes each week then sign up to our Patreon or subscribe to Apple Subscription.Patreon.com/niptuckpodMusic courtesy of BMG Production MusicSPONSORSThis week’s episode is sponsored by Healf to use our code NIPTUCK and to get 15% off follow the link belowhttps://www.healf.com/discount/NIPTUCKAnd see our favourite products here:https://healf.com/collections/lauren-and-ashleys-favourites Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck a doodles this is the podcast where we celebrate when did you when did we start doing that again today okay okay being positive aspirational wonderful women um so it's monday we have had very busy weekends um please excuse how we look we both have no makeup on yeah when the clips the problem is everyone that listens knows but the people who just see the clips just think wow what dutty girls yeah well i tried putting a roller in my head oh my god that was quite that didn't work out okay because i've got bangs you've got bangs now you need to be so much yeah you need to be much more careful now because you've got thick hair as well it is thick yeah um so how was your weekend my love what did

i do this weekend right okay so first of all this is interesting so i told you guys on the chat but i'm gonna say on here as well in case he's listening um so james went out on one of the nights don't he has a problem with alcohol i think he's at semi-allergic yeah like an allergy not like a problem tree not as in he has a problem no but like you know some people have i think he's got some yeah because listen i get bad hangovers but not like if i've pushed it to the max yeah it's bad but he like alcohol poisoning yeah he gets full on or does he just drink shit he just drinks shit loads he was steaming so he got in fully fully clothed um i had had something to make me go to sleep so i was totally flat out child three nights baby 34 this is what we're

do um and he got in and he was fully clothed and i just remember thinking please don't be sick please don't be sick and he just lay next to me fully clothed and fell asleep like almost like he was in a coffin and then the next thing yeah like that i woke up and there was a fork in my ass so i thought why is there a fork in the bed anyway i just threw it on the floor and whatever carried on next day i realized he brought some pasta up to bed so we stunning and hadn't touched it and just put the fork in the bed you know what that is maybe the trick is a piece of toast absolutely you need to because i always try and eat a pizza when i get in because you can't eat the next day straight away when you need something you need something um but he said when he got when

he went out he was like i'm a bit worried now lauren because he goes out and he's like me that's why we get on so well he's a sloppy drunk a sloppy staggery drunk he's so bad and he said that that's like ed and he's just like in a straight line but swaying yeah like staggering and he has his silly goofy smile and he um said like three girls went up to him like i love your girlfriend's podcast i said what did you say back and he said i just went hey and then wandered off so anyone who saw him and but what was interesting is he was talking to a friend that he hadn't seen for many many years i don't know if you saw him out i don't know and doesn't have socials this friend and um he is really high in the sbs which is the secret boat service i mean is that a thing um yeah it's

a thing and apparently it's like higher than paratroopers it is like serious mi5 shit right this proper blokey book and the guy was going why are you getting married you don't get bloody married and then he starts talking what what does she do what's she doing he was like she actually weirdly she's got a podcast and um and he went has she got a lisp and james was like yeah does she do a podcast with with this girl and he was like yeah why this girl and he went is it called nip tuck and james was like looking at him like you are like an actual full-on manly fucking spy man and he goes do they talk about farting and shagging and he's like yeah yeah i told you no i didn't say it on the part i told you in a voice night yeah um and he's like i listen to them i

listen to the podcast religiously because they talk about shitting shagging and farting and i absolutely love it and so if he's listening there you go so all walks of lives are listening to this more men should listen so yeah i basically just had a really really hungover james he was being sick he was in the i put it on instagram he's in the shower with a towel he was shaking so i just got my stuff and went out for the day how long is he like that for he was only like that till about two o'clock and then he came and met me and he was sick like bio no the sick i had to close the windows all the windows upstairs because i went outside and i was tootling around outside putting things in the bin and i could hear and i was like i ran inside shut all the windows what people on

my street must fucking i did it like clamp it on saturday i hadn't eaten all day and amy came around and had two glasses of champagne um and then i went in the house to go to the toilet and there was a potty that one of the kids and it was full of shit and i literally just went yeah yeah you sent us two rather vile pictures as well of teddy pooed on the floor didn't they yeah i swear they i never did a poo on the floor but all my friends kids poo everywhere it's when because he's like potty trained now but the very like if he's not near the potty he will just squat and if he's having fun doing something else he will just think i'm gonna take it he's a typical fucking man yeah he's like i can't be asked i'm gonna take a shit here a woman yeah exactly so um but yeah other

than that what else did i do this weekend i'm trying to think i went to the trafford center to get some skims but the skims in the in it's not great selection it's utter and it's all dirty and been tried on it's shite uh it's just all grubby you look on the website and you're like oh yeah you go there and how hard are those shorts to get on so i didn't get they didn't have them so i went to m&s i will got some great shapewear so my bra today is for a moment is it most of my underwear to be fair is from there so i've got these pants because under my uk dress it's not like i'm saying i need sucking in it's more the shape you know when you can just see like your little lumps and bumps and your little bits of cell you're like so it's like starts under

the tit finishes like a cycling short almost m&s 35 quid it's fucking brilliant yeah i'll do it i'll put a thing a link to it because actually it's cheaper than skims and amazing so i went and got that what else did i do had a couple glasses of wine um went to a kid's party with no kid so i didn't stay very long and that's it really it was all prepped for tomorrow it was just to prep him so we're recording pretty far in advance partly because obviously i'm away for the wedding and um you've got some child care things christina's on holiday so sometimes we have to kind of record in advance so by the time this goes out i will be legally married i will have legally be a wife um and yeah you've got me a selection of goodies haven't you

that's cute i got you some ham sandwich ham and cheese which is my all-time go-to some prosecco yeah some coffee some fags some fags some monster munch just my real you know like you look at people they make all these gorgeous minds that's just what i like so we're recording for quite a while today so we're gonna have a little break half of a sandwich and a and a little fizzy drink and then i'm going when we finish straight to the stock exchange i'm staying there for two nights james's ring is too small for him listen to this right we have known that this wedding is on this date for a year the fucker only went last week to sort his suit out last week it's a man and then he gets click and collect because they didn't have the right size

we go and get it yesterday last night two days before the wedding oh oh i couldn't hear him and i'm ignoring him because i know he wants my attention oh bloody hell oh and i thought i'm not fucking interested so i carried on with my head in the air so i couldn't hear anything oh shit didn't ignored him ignored him lauren yeah my pants don't fit and i was like not my problem walked off and he was like the the that stupid guys ordered me the wrong size trying to blame someone else i was like had he like what happened well they did someone ordered the wrong size not my fucking problem so i was just like not my problem you'll have to be an mfp bitch exactly i said i've been driving an hour and a half for my dress fittings and you can't get a warm pair

of black pants that fit and i was just like well you'll have to have them undone then and i just would not entertain it and he's there on his phone click click is he off work today no he's working so he's working trying to fit as much in as he can and then he's coming straight there straight from work to the hotel i've got a car full of i mean hope my car doesn't get stolen or ruin the real shit um my dress is in there his suit's in there my ring don't be some smack walking around in a suit and his bird will have my dress on with a can our rings are from cherish who is cherish jewelry she's fucking amazing she's been insane she's gonna have to meet me today with this other ring she's been unreal yeah she's doing one for me

yeah um i'm either gonna get the marquise i don't know what that means do you remember victoria beckham's first engagement ring that was like yeah i'm either gonna get that or mine so you still diamond right yeah yeah yeah but it's you're gonna get are you gonna replace your ring with it no it's lab grown yeah yeah yeah so you're instead of wearing yours you're gonna wear that and you're gonna wear that because they're still expensive for london trips and stuff like yeah she's absolutely amazing shout out holidays i've got a code for it i will post that when i remember so i went to a restaurant i want to get both of your perspectives on this right even if we ed hates me complaining right but in this day and age i just think it's so expensive to go out

then i've got to find the time to do it i agree and then i've got to pay for my kids to get looked after yeah and i've got to do my hair and makeup yeah i want shit to be right when i go out for food for that for the amount you pay and recently it's not been good it's not been great enough yeah i went to victor's and they had no pigs in blankets oh that's not good enough um like just go down the road to tesco and get some like i just don't anyway oh that drink is stunning i love them they're the starbucks espresso double espresso cans oh i mean it's broken my fast now but it's absolutely beautiful it's like um almost like a milk yeah yeah nice aren't they um and anyway so i went to a new restaurant i'm not gonna name the name of the restaurant that's kind of you

but i was booked at the restaurant 6 p.m um i was booked in the restaurant at 6 p.m got there sat down the service was really slow what it's fine and i never ever kick off when i'm with ed because he would rather die than me say anything so i think it took about 15 minutes to get a glass of wine see i don't mind sometimes if the food is a little bit slow as long as you've got a drink and you can be sat having you don't want to sit there with nothing nothing no no so then takes two seconds the food came really nice food and then we'd finish quite quickly because we were literally starving and i the girl came over was everything okay can i get you another drink yeah i'd love another glass of wine and then she went just to let you know we need the table back so i

was like well another drink or you need the table yeah which one so i thought can we have to down that's weird so i checked my phone and it was five past seven and what time was the table sorry half six six it was an hour and five minutes yeah so jesus is that normal like what if you'd ordered three courses well we ordered two and i was like is this normal like that you're only allowed the table for an hour and was it really busy and she went no you got here at half five and i went no i didn't i know because my babysitter turned up at quarter to six and we lived down the road like i'm and then she starts arguing back with me really yeah and i was like check the cameras and all done anyway but it's just the principle i wanted to have another glass of like wine and then like

go home after that and do you know what i mean yeah and i was just like what the hell and then the manager came over and she was like is everything okay and i was like yeah everything's been lovely but like yeah it's i can't believe you only get an hour and she went no you get 90 minutes and i was like okay the table was booked for this time and she went all i can say is i'm so sorry and the bill is on us well that's that's what i said i turned around i was like listen like can't complain but i swear this happened to you somewhere else recently you bill dodging is this your thing like do you go around conflict where did you go and you got somewhere else and i got the bill free recently wasn't it the whole thing was the whole bill drinks food that's

now i would i think it's because she must have overheard that what the girl was saying back to me they've gone back and checked and they were like that's wrong yeah yeah and because i wasn't being like nasty or anything i was just like oh that's a shame like do you know what i mean i would have thought a free drink would suffice oh it would have done yeah but good you know that's right i think if there's something that's wrong fine apologize yeah and sort it out but i think an hour and a half how fine bad is it like when you're on holiday and you go in a restaurant and they know you're never coming back so they don't they're not asked and they know that there's a hundred other people they're gonna walk through the door with sunburn well yeah exactly there's

um a restaurant in ibiza where there's like a show on and stuff and it's one of the most oh yeah i've not been yeah yeah and they really don't give a flying because they've got that bit they're not harsh you're coming once on your hollies you know you were on a hendy once in ibiza and the good place to go for a hen good place to go for a head and the um this wasn't at that place i was talking about it's a very similar one oh i've been there yeah that was expensive expensive and the bride had a piece of glass this big in her caesar salad no glass well i hope they did it for i hope they've made the whole meal no but like she was like do we need to go to hospital like wow they didn't give a fuck i would have been that pissed on my hand

i would have eaten the glass and not noticed what's like your worst like dining out experience my own fault when i vomited in sexy fish i would say and that's my fault though that's like not their fault yeah i've had like raw chicken and stuff before have you and i've literally had to go to toilet and be sick once i went to a place in spinning fields and it was like a steak place and at the time i wasn't eating red meat so i ordered salmon and i cut into it and it was frozen still on the inside i was like what the fuck that's disgusting no then my my worst experience is caused by me yeah that wasn't good no and then i was then you were sick and sexy fish as well sorry sexy fish um do you know i heard a funny well not funny absolutely horrific bride makeup

story so i did a tiktok shop with um katie daly by the way guys we love doing tiktok shops get in touch for more details we keep the energy high wow well done p louise on smashing that tiktok shop you were saying she got a bit of backlash about that right yeah i don't i just think jealous jealous yes she did she do something like two million because i'm sure was it mitchell that did what one million so that was quite a big deal million two million pounds of sales i wonder how much she got from that she wouldn't get it all no but well done her well done what i will say about her is she's a very fucking clever girl yeah very good business woman she she's a really nice girl she's nice she's lovely um from what i i look at her and i think

she has put everything on hold in her life for this fucking business don't you think because where i like there's so much going on like in manchester and liverpool and the north with people we know that are literally smashing it in business like look at mitchell mitchell is just look at ariana atchell oh i love her she fucking deserves it with wonder doll look at molly with caramella yeah like look at katie daly with be perfect look at the girls at doll yeah like i was in the warehouse shit was flying off the shelves the vibe was so good it's like wow it's nice you can fucking do it as well guys like anyway back to this story are you ready yeah so i'm telling the story having my makeup done with katie and she does a lot of bridal makeup

and i said to her what is the worst because polly marchant told us we need to tell her have we told that one on here i don't think we have well you tell katie's first so um katie said that the worst bridal makeup story was there was two of them doing makeup so katie was doing the bride and the guy the other guy that was there was doing the bridesmaids yeah and he had mac i think that's always a good idea so no one's rushing as well 100 he had mac foundations in glass pots right katie had got the bride ready the bride was like just having a glass of champagne with all the bridesmaids no i can't you know what's coming a mac foundation smashed on the four and went all up the front of her dress fuck fuck what happened kate said she had to leave

but they were getting a specialist dry cleaner out to try and get it off while she had the dress on and she said it was everywhere that is awful awful like what do you do in that situation what do you what do you do you have to just go with it and then edit the pictures after yeah and oh that what is she one day she won fucking show how bad would you feel being the the makeup artist wouldn't have been his fault though i guess no i would have been nasty to him yeah i think like that would be a lesson makeup artists put your shit away like hide the stuff honestly um so polly was telling us a story about um a wedding that she went on and the bride was a bit of a bridezilla and all of a sudden like mid everybody getting ready the bride was like right i'm having

a moment everybody sits on the floor yeah and she made everybody the bridesmaids the makeup artists and obviously rushing doing makeup you're on a time schedule everyone had to sit on the floor and meditate with her yeah like what the fuck seriously what would you do and i said what did you do she was like i got on the floor what else do you do quite nice having a moment probably not in the middle of getting ready maybe just before you need to make sure before you're a broad wedding that you eat i'm just telling you that now yeah because and i know you won't because i don't eat until you won't i don't eat till later on anyway what can we think of that you can eat like we need to think and i'm staying with you on yeah yeah we'll be together in the morning i will make

sure that you eat you're gonna have to otherwise you'll ruin your whole day and then when you're there you're that in the moments going you're not you know like when they have um like the little food stations and stuff because we've got this like little food station and stuff going on in the cocktail hour whatever you call it we'll have to get you whatever you want and i'll be literally you're so high you're having your pictures um have you got on this improve yet because i know you're worried about like bloating and no do you want me to bring you something you can start doing it now and we'll humantra all yeah humantra all the way um but the night before i think you need to have a as big a meal as you can because you might not be able to eat on the morning i've got

um the runs you will have i was gonna say your tummy yeah i'll have a dick to me yeah it's horrible you feel like and i could not sleep the night before and you're not allowed to take any of them tablets because i'm not taking those tablets christ uh oh no no no they make me feel like i've been sedated the next day um i tomorrow um i actually feel like i'm not i'm not nervous but it's the my stomach is already going for tomorrow you need to get on the simprove um but this weekend i discovered solpidine because joanne mcnally always no but the fizzy ones that she always talks about effervescent ones yeah jesus christ blow your head off don't they so i was on my period and this is my first period i've done with no pads or tampons and how we found it i

free blood something can we say it worked it worked it worked i did a period knickers the whole time because i'm trying to stay away from tampons i've not worn a tampon for age i will do it if i'm going to the gym i might use one if i'm going for a night out or something just because i'm scared just all this tampon stuff i need to get my head around it i need to get my head around but i wore period knickers for my whole period and a free blood and honestly i was reading stuff on tiktok about free bleeding and it's true part of it by the time i got to like the first day was horrific like where you were laughing and like yeah squirts yeah but then my body started getting used to it and every time i went to the toilet it would come out yeah like it's like my body knew

so and i wow a lot so it's like a bloodbath no but my body just started to know when to come out funnily enough i've said before i don't bleed heavily when i'm on yeah i would still have to use something but i'm not a very heavy bleeder and i never unless i need to you we always laugh i always just put a bit of tissue in my vagina yeah and my body does that when i go yeah it's cold that's what i do now i've always been doing that that's really good though i only i might use tampon once in the cycle you do go for a wee more when you're on yeah and then when i wee that's when the blood seems to come out yeah i don't bleed through the night really i'll get up in the morning there's a big blob isn't it weird that your body yeah that must be why i've always

done it and i'm always like it doesn't bother me that much and i think that's what it is it is because when i go for a wee there seems to be an outburst 10 out of 10 recommend free bleeding guys can i ask about the period knickers do you not feel that wet and squidgy though that's my only no if you've got really good ones no you don't and once your body gets used to it like what you were just saying like where it knows when to come out when you're having a wee it was very rare that there was a down and i even got some thong ones as well can you get thong ones yeah i will do that yeah i will do that i don't need to honestly they were really really good i don't know how you'd get on if you were in some people excess a very heavy i'm not sure how that would work because i'm not

good thing about the period knickers is that you can get different ones i've ordered actually because i thought this is me going forward now i'm gonna be a period knicker girly um like you said i will use the occasional tampon um and i've got set ones that i like swimming or yeah i've got set ones i like as well we know then um when i was looking there's different ones for like different stages of your period so some go right up to your back right like a nappy yeah like a nappy some are thicker than others and i just got like the medium and then you can kind of change it to whatever you i like yeah i'm all for that i thought that those period knickers would be fantastic for postpartum yeah and you can get like high-waisted ones for if you've had rather

than wearing those horrible hospital ones that you got those nappies came around with the baby is the baby cute yeah is she all right or is she um no she looked amazing and the kids have really she's a nanny she loves kids so she'll be having her own she'll be loving that yeah and then sasky was like pass me the baby chucking them around over the shoulder and then teddy walked in and he went mommy look what i found a bumblebee like like you just sat there like oh i'm like boys are so horrible boys like they're just nuts so yes um anyway let's crack in to today's episode thank you to our sponsors of today's episode health health yeah health h-e-a-l-f i thought you'd gone common on me there right so health is home to the best global well-being

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we have had a message on patreon in the gang chat petty bank petty gang petty petty gang big baby daddy petty gang anyway and someone said something really interesting that got us thinking yeah go on lauren so my question was this how often do you tell your other half that you love them what about you every day same even when we don't like each other the thing is that when we always say love you don't want to come off the phone yeah so it's like i think me and ed randomly in the day send each other a message saying i love you yeah so do we yeah when did you first ever tell ed you loved him well i bet ed was first did ed say it first i i can't remember he was the one that was like so are you my girlfriend now and i was like yeah um and i

can't really remember i think well you start off going love you love ya love love and you be you love ya but you start off by going love you because love you is different to i love you yeah i'll love you isn't it a very magical thing telling each other that for the first time but then i've had it on the other side where someone said it and you're like i do not and i don't love them and that is not a worse feeling no and what do you respond i'll tell you i respond go on i love you too probably say like when somebody says to me do you want to marry will you marry me and i don't and i go yes i will because i'm sorry but there's nothing more awkward and i'd rather lie let me try and like you can't so with them with me and james it's

really funny because i've said loads of times he chased me for fucking ages and then it was actually me that said it to him first really yeah and it was were you drunk yes absolutely and i don't think that counts personally and but he holds that because he chased me for so long and i've got that on him and i some of the messages he used to send me i'll get you one day all this stuff like so fucking great like we read i find them and i read them back to him when he dies one day i'll get you i'm holding out for you when he's had a drink and it was me i got fucking blind drunk and he said i was lying on the bed like looking my head all over and he said i just went i honestly love you and he said he was a bit like oh uh but he said that he thinks can you

remember saying it he thinks that he always says he thinks that he actually did love me before we even met he's like i know it's really weird but i just loved you and then he said he kind of said it back but kind of thought this is a bit weird and then the following week apparently it was me again blind drunk that said will you be my boyfriend oh that's so cute and i don't remember and i don't think it counts if you don't remember i've got a really funny story um my friend is engaged been with her husband to be for like years now years and they're getting married very soon and her first date with him was the first date from hell really yeah hell she went to a restaurant and she's like you she doesn't do dates no but she got like shit faced yeah at the restaurant

she said um he he doesn't drink either oh not good so she was bending over the hostess spanking he said then they went back to his and she stripped naked she hadn't shaved her fanny so she had a massive bush and she started acting really sexy right she took off her dirty socks and put a sock in his mouth and proceeded to suck him off while he had his dirty sock in his mouth and then the next day she woke up and didn't remember anything and he was really concerned yeah he was like this is not good no no like he was like what you don't remember anything she didn't remember anything and he's like oh shit then um i think she didn't talk to him for like three days she rang all of us like in tears i've ruined everything i woke up but i

don't know um and yeah they're getting married now so so it worked out all right exactly so the comments on this post we have had different feedback here okay someone's put multiple times a day we're one of those sick pda couples though always holding hands and being soppy same it's really different for everyone though me and my ex were never ever saying it literally never but i'm going through a rough patch and we've been together for eight years every night before going to sleep as a minimum i agree with that i think it's so personality based yeah i lost a sibling oh my god and i make sure oh my god this is gonna make me cry i make sure i tell my husband i love him every time we speak on the phone or before we leave the house because you don't know this is the

same with all of my family and best friends and none of them say it back to me oh as they're just going about there every day i'd say it back everyone's relationships are so different but always do what feels right for you that's very that's lovely very true not saying it is really normal every relationship is different if you both know you do then there's no need to constantly say please don't compare yourself to others agree it's so personal no right no wrong i'm the least lovey-dovey affectionate person and i hardly ever say it therefore when i say it means more so this is the other thing i think that's quite true i guess i think it's really true but saying it without any meaning you might as well not say it at all do you know like just saying it for the

sake of it do you know i was watching love island um and i've found that quite interesting so obviously they've been in a house together for i don't know how long it is is it like a month maybe and there was a couple that got together at the very very beginning still on it's finished now um welsh couple and they got together right from day one and they've been a couple all the way through no problems yeah and at the end of the episode at the end of the series after a month they were saying i love you i love you and i was thinking can you mean that do you know that you've been together a month living with each other constantly can you love someone what do you think christy can you love someone after a month can you like or is there different types of love

different types and different levels of love it's like lust isn't there and you think so it's i feel like when you sleep with someone who you like as a woman i feel like i could say i love you yeah because as a woman we kind of switch something on yeah don't we so i think you can say it that quickly yeah you release certain hormones about them yeah that's why if you're shagging someone you potentially are gonna get yeah i agree that it is sometimes i say it and adam's like oh it's like you've trained to say it because it comes as like a natural thing like love you baby or whatever like it's like a natural like it's like a tick without actually looking at someone and being like I love you yeah which it's not really me but I have got better because I used to do

things that really used to not like Adam didn't like like um because I lived on my own for so long and I was single for so long I used to like sort of leave and not really like say no yeah not actually make the effort i hate that when he edited that yesterday i heard the dog when i rang him like where did you say goodbye yeah i don't do that now but it really used to bother him and then yeah so you think i need to do something about that we always say it when we're leaving that we say it in the night like if i wake up in the night and he's asleep still i'll cuddle up to him and i'll be like i love you and he yeah he says it and i say it to my kids i i hold my face and i go i mummy loves you so much i think that's really important when it

when it comes to and then they say it back as well when it comes fear doesn't fucking say back when it comes to the kids i yeah with fear i can't tell you how many times a day i say it to her and i do think it's important that your children you don't even have to say the words i love you but i do think it's so important that they know how important they are to you i think that's really important but with kind of yeah with your partner i guess if you're not lovey-dovey i am lovey-dovey very much pda very affectionate um but i don't think it means that you're in a better relationship just by doing that i think it's important as well like on your anniversary or birthdays to make take time out and write some nice words in a card so do you know what i'm gonna do um which i think

is quite common really i'm gonna write james the letters you know before the wedding and then it can be taken so he fucking cries so it can be taken to i have an ulterior motive so that just before the wedding someone can run across with it with him and it'll be like to my husband and i'll write some nice things hopefully he'll do it back he can't read all right so it's something like but what he can do is what he can do is build walls yeah right the other day he was talking about something he went oh this is his favorite line i don't know i'm just a builder that's what he always says i'm just a builder hokey dokey then whoop just made the table move bargain bargain bargain bargain bargain

cooking teas oh we spoke about this and you know life is monotonous yes and we've got like girlies that live by themselves we've got girlies that just live with their boyfriend we've got girlies with a thousand kids right cooking dinners is hard and it's bloody expensive and also we want to make it as easy as possible for you guys i'm actually really good at this i am terrible so i've done today's bargain book i'm terrible at this so i do the food shop do you yes i do do the food shop absolutely and it is one of the worst chores of the week for me i am not the actual doing of it it's the thinking well i order off a cardo yeah and i have a set list of my things and then you know the only issue that actually is and a cardo might be different it's more posh but my

friends are my favorite i've tried it but if they with as the this is no i mean off any online i'm interested in this because i don't know if it's because of how nice the shop is but if there isn't what you want you just get sent a fucking alternative and you can't check your veg and stuff but i guess it's a little bit nicer well i do like to check my veg so this is where this comes in so on my ecardo order i've got my favorites so you click on your ecardo it's probably the same with like tesco everywhere else i have heard that asda online is the best for the kids stuff oh really snacks yeah but it's just like you order a block of cheese and they say we didn't have that but we've sent you a block of beef but you get an email just before your order comes and it says

this is what we've substituted okay um and if it's not okay tell the driver it just seems a lot with ocado i must say it's very rare it's like probably one in every three shops right fair enough so on my ocado favorites i order a bottle of bleach because again i can't be arsed carrying heavy bags of shit and like all of that so i order a lot of the heavy stuff on a carding so i order a bottle of bleach every week yeah probably once a week what do you do with it clean all the bathrooms oh i don't do that the cleaner does that yeah so she needs the bleach oh mine brings her own bleach no okay um then i get my organic whole milk with no hormones i started doing that a card i was the only place um that sells it i'll get some organic chicken

breast because you can always do stuff with chicken breast get a bag of grated cheese because you can always i always grate my own cheese you wouldn't think i would be that person you'd think i'd be the convenience bag of cheese but i find a bag of grated cheese tastes like plastic do you know what i did i will great my video yes i've heard this i saw a video recently about it did you christina so i always get the bag of cheese because i just find it easier and adam's like it's taste it's dusty it is it's dusty my brother told me it's got wood chippings in it yeah because they said but i don't know if we might be making fake news but i weirdly heard the same thing and um it's basically the way in which my housekeeper explained she was like think about

when you grate into a bowl of cheese it all sticks together actually after an hour or so so she was like it must have something i thought it just had like flour in it yeah that's what it feels like but i have heard it's wood chipping oh so maybe for once maybe for once i am the better one here you are yes bin bags yeah i will order off a cardo a big thing of organic natural greek yogurt because you can always put that on your thing together um or put it on your family it's great for the hummus is always such a good thing to have in for the kids pita breads yes as well um then i will put on their nappies the supermarket own brand that i love i think the little ones are actually good yeah and they do like never go to little it makes me feel funny

that little is the best it makes me feel weird the best i can't go to um what's it called morrison's i don't know why that makes me does that make you feel funny yeah does anyone go to sainsbury's yeah the one in altrium's really good i feel like that's their organic range is i don't know why but sainsbury's for me is like uh baked beans i always get baked beans um malt bread is always