Nip Tuck - Secret Surgeries?

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

Lauren fills us in on her realistic baby morning routine. And hear what Ashley has to say about Khloe Kardashian's cosmetic surgery confessions. Don’t come at us guys, this is all just our opinions! We also give you some of our best makeup dupes!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hi and welcome to Nip Tuck, not giving a fuck. This is the podcast where we celebrate being positive, aspirational women. Now, Lauren, how... Really convincing. How are you feeling? I'm quite tired today. I'm okay, but I am quite tired, I'll be honest. but you did say to me that like week six which is right now is almost when it does begin to hit you quite a lot and i think it's your body's started your body's okay okay i'm tired and this is it

yeah i think that i think i do feel like that and i guess it's an accumulation of six weeks of no you can deal with it and and i've been taking the nad plus yeah that you um how are you finding that or can you not well i find it really hard because i've been injecting it from nad plus at home it right um and it's really hard because i'm obviously more tired now than normal so it's hard to know like you need to start infraredding and h-botting yeah i do it's just it's time isn't it and i think at the beginning at the beginning you're just so focused and my days just seem to go really quickly but without doing a great deal because every three hours it's a you know what it's like um but yeah i feel i'm not dead on my feet i'm tired but i'm not like done so i wonder

if that's the nad plus yeah because i'm older this time that we've spoken about this before i am now eight years older seven years older than when i had thea i can't say i feel more tired than i did with thea so maybe that's the nad plus um he's pretty good though you know i reckon i'm getting like five night five hours a night that's actually which actually isn't that i mean says me saying this i i had a night nanny for the last two yeah but i don't think it's that bad um he wakes up at like one and then at five have you started the sweats yet oh they started straight away i my armpits smell like biscuits like it's vile honestly like i feel like it happened maybe like two three months after with the proper sweats oh i've been sweating well like my hair was wet curly underneath

and it's all the hormones just coming out i don't think i've been cold for a year because i was boiling through the pregnancy but then it's really weird because then the sweat start and then you feel really cold because you wake up in the night and sweat on your skin so the other night everyone was saying to me how did you sleep in the heat and i woke up freezing cold like i put the covers over me and that must be from that that makes sense because i wondered what how that happened You need to buy those bowls that I sent you. I bought the bowls. And if they come, and you've not opened them, what?

I bought the bowls and they're in the cupboard. Those bowls, so basically, I'll share it on Patreon, but there's these bowls. This lady wrote this book, lady, she's like a doctor. A lady. A lady. And it's called The Gentle Birthing Method. and she i think she has an office at the portland and that's how i heard about her

because my acupuncturist and mld lady came to my room afterwards like right these for postpartum because i know what you're like she was like i can tell you'll be back on a diet straight away and you need to look after your body and it's one like energy ball which has got herbs and all kinds of things in it and you eat one every morning and they they helped i bought them we need to start eating them the gentle birthing method is something i've i would say from the opposite of that i've done the heart i've done the harsh hardcore kick up the arse yeah i have bought them have you been taking your zetas as well yes i've been taking my zetas um i've been doing my electrolytes i've been doing the nad plus so i do think i've looked after myself okay are you collagening not yet

you need to start verve sent me loads and i genuinely i have to be honest i haven't i just feel like my mind is that full that those little things where you look after yourself i just keep forgetting them they're just at the bottom of my morning routine it's like my ritual and i need to do the collagen actually i was going to ask you this i'll ask you while we're on because people may be interested you mentioned to me the other day about collagen sunbed yeah what what i never what is that so near me there is a sunbed and it's collagen and red red light sunbed these are going to be huge i've seen them yeah so it's i go to hudson health and beauty in altrincham so girls if you see me going there i am not going on the sunbed i am going on the

red light and she was like telling me all these benefits where it heals your muscles so is this It's almost like our masks. But all over your body. So what's the difference then between that and an infrared sauna? You don't sweat on that. But it's still the same light because there's an infrared sauna near me. So I could go on that maybe. So next time you're down at mine, I'll take you to this place

because it'll be very good for your scar. I'm really concerned about my skin, my loose skin. Well, that's why you need collagen and red light therapy. and cryo really helped me i mean i the skin is skinning and it's your stomach has gone so much better now than it was what was it that i told you that i swore by the cream that i'd been using on my tummy was it not the augustus reader no there was something else i obviously didn't buy it because mine looks like a fucking handbag oh the resume scar repair 40 yes i do use that on a and that other thing that i've told you about that we can't talk yes yeah i when can i have that

i've given you some have not all right okay i'll send you some this week because i am gonna have to work on my stomach for sure my legs are like somebody else's legs as well like i don't even recognize them they're so like lumpy and bumpy you know yeah after i gave birth i had cellulite on the front of my legs i've got cellulite on the top of my arms oh my god you'll have seen probably my videos because i've been doing content and normally i would look and be like oh god arm looks bad and now i'm that tired giving i just look and i think arm looks bad not asked but i've got cellulite here yeah and i've got cellulite in the front of my baby a few weeks ago i didn't ask for fucking cellulite anyway i'm trying not to be too obsessive with the post body but i'm going to

be honest i am um it's been six weeks now it's time to i've had enough compression it's very hot do have one do have one oh it's too hot to put a box did you order those M&S flexi fit knickers that have some

support in them I need to show you what I'm wearing right now what James's boxers yeah I do that with Ed do you know why

and when I miss him when he's away I wear his t-shirt and boxers it's not because of that it's collecting the vast amount of blood pouring out of my body

I told you it would happen again didn't I Christina she was like I've stopped bleeding now and I was like that's not it

that is not it I think it's my period i think might be your first period i think it is but you just don't know for like literally for weeks i used to have to wear that's why i just wear wear black i've got james's black boxes on and i've got some nighttime wings because i believe yeah so this is what happened i was feeding tommy and i was like and then i felt this whoosh and i thought oh fuck and it was hot and wet oh shit yeah threw him on didn't throw him i threw him on the sofa um and ran and yeah so now i've got james's box on a pad and i even um not that anyone needs to know this but last night

woke up it was on the bed that never happens to me it's just a mind fuck um but yeah no i didn't get the flex if it and i have got a support garment have i been wearing it no it's too hot and then i'm just whinging about everything afterwards okay so yeah i'm okay other than that thank you yeah anyone having a baby soon no do you know what and i said this the other day to you girls didn't i the actual being a mum bit i am not having any difficulties with no you're very good at that i love it i love it i don't even mind the night feeds it's when you have a second and for you actually a third or when this is number five of the family it's not that it's the you know my car tire went yesterday didn't it's all this like trying to work school runs it's everything

else the actual being the food fucking shop it's the actual now do you understand my obsession with the card yes but i still haven't had time to say add it to my basket honestly so now then there's a new cardo app and i just press favorite shop right yeah and it's there the next morning well what i've done perfect and i always make sure it gets delivered just as ed's walking out the door so he has to come back in and has to help you well i do it in the day when james isn't there so what i've no because when you've got a baby in a car seat lauren it's i know you should see me absolutely not i'm paying the premium you should see me with the baby getting the baby at the car seat on my kind of shoulder you know you have them up as if you're winding them then three bags

um but what i have just done because see i am looking after myself and i'm not eating much at all and it's it's i haven't i just haven't got the time and i'm not really i get it yeah i'm not hungry at the minute and which is great for the weight loss absolutely but i'm also well aware that i'm not getting any nutrients so i have just last week found a meal prep company near me it's called clean plate co and you're gonna be so impressed with me everything's organic can i have a look at their instagram yeah clean all of the stuff is organic it's all organic she goes to a local like there's a farm that she gets everything from everything's organic there's no plastics there's no seed oils in anything um she does like granola expensive a little bit more

than your normal but not ridiculous so she does like a granola with fresh local and clean yeah she does a honey and the honey is local and calorie breakdowns as well and protein she does um i'll tell you what you're gonna love she does juices so she does like celery juices so instead of me can i get it delivered or is it only local it's local at the minute but she does the celery cleanse for you one thing i will say that is better than nothing but with celery juice you are meant to make it fresh every day because i'm not gonna do that i know but i'm telling you now lauren the best i can do is buy a bulk of it okay fine but i'm telling you now when i was postpartum and i fully started committing my morning routine to my supplements and my celery juicing and my

facial ice bath it takes 10 15 minutes right and you feel better great for the rest of the day i swear by the celery juice my morning routine is um stand outside the front door have a few vape sucks because i'm a vapor now guys outside the house of course i'm a vapor now um so that's a progress i've made in life that i'm now a vapor it's just like what do you do like fucking like i need another fucking addiction lauren now they've got rid of the lost marys what no so i get something called um i need to tell you guys we are we are not no it's not good especially post this is not good but i'm gonna tell you so james keeps fine it's so funny right james keeps finding them and binning them and i said to him the day bin as many as you want

i will go and buy more and we need to buy a house soon so this is your like i will just go and buy another one and i have three hiding places in the house and the kids have found every fucking one right so thea is such a little grass right i thought me and her were tight like i thought she had my back and i had her back and i said to her i've said to her before she's seen a vape and i've been like don't say a word okay anyway they were playing um drawing and stuff and we've got this big draw in the kitchen and they were getting colors out and stuff the little cow got my vape it's hidden and went like this as if she's so me as if she was stupid is this a marker pen and then smiled at me and everyone looked at it and the kids were like it's a vape it's a vape

and i looked at her and i took her upstairs and i said you should have my back this is not good this you should have my back um and then james found one and binned it again um and then he sent a picture of my mom and put it in the showed her putting putting in the bin but i will just keep buying them i don't have it a lot but sometimes i just want to step outside for a second and just have a little suck and and it just relieves me and i still think it's better than me going out and stinking of fags i've stopped smoking yeah but i think it's worse for you i don't know anyway that's my new vice so yeah my morning routine at the minute is crushing a tablet up in a tablet grinder yeah yeah she's like this is what i do in the one carrying all the bottles

down in my pants because i have no space so i put them in my waistband right so there's four four bottles overnight i have tommy on one shoulder i get them and i put them around my waistband because i've got not enough pockets and then i use a milk thickener like in a sachet so i put that down my bra and i put a dummy in my mouth and then i want downstairs with tommy and i get it all out then i crush a tablet up in a tablet crusher from amazon then i put it into some boiling water then i syringe some of it up and i wait then i have to feed the poor six-week-old it's at no point am i ice bathing my face yet but i'm sure i'm gonna get there you'll get i'll get there anyway anyway speaking of my lack of beauty treatments i know exactly what's coming next

Khloe Kardashian giving the half shit fake tea. Tell us what your thoughts are. Okay, so, so, everyone get ready for my piece. Oh God, she's sat upright. I feel like I need to sit up a bit. Like, I feel a bit spanked. So, Liv Atwood did a TikTok the other day about it. Oh, did she?

I don't watch TikTok. And she was so bob on when she said, at the minute, it's really cool to be honest. Open. And open and transparent. and their pr team know exactly what they're doing what they are doing she was like every move they make is fully hated and by the way can we just start with saying we like the car oh i love the car i'm obsessed with them yeah okay but i could watch them all day i have holes to pick in this

okay so when they've said that i was like she's fucking right so first off we've had chris hasn't denied her facelift and she's admitted to multiple ones before okay can i just caveat this with saying i have been honest about everything i've had done and shared pictures i think the first time i shared a before and after picture of me was six years ago it was it was um and i got when we it was when we'd just had the girls we had babies and you started because i remember even looking and being like oh i'm not fucking doing that yeah and i remember thinking wow that is your nose i'm sure it was and i remember thinking that is so brave there is not a chance in hell i will talk about that i wouldn't i didn't even used to talk about lip fillers or filler i didn't

pretend i didn't do it i just didn't talk about can we talk about how kylie said it was her lip kit yeah that was ridiculous and now she's gone from denying she'd had lip filler to telling us if she's got partials unders or overs because that's what's in and what profile implant she got right now i follow hundreds of surgery pages on instagram and surgery cosmetic surgery is like my absolute you love it i love it i want to immerse myself in all the things and i've got a couple of things so i need to get off my 410 moderate profile partial implants right so well there everyone knows now if they were wondering one of the pages i follow is a speculation page now i am not that keen on the speculation pages but i do sit back and i do look sometimes and

it's like the biggest speculation page and chloe did that post yesterday um in a reaction to a man that actually has done a video about my facelift that was a bit odd yeah it was like the london guy oh my god but can i just say that's like i know both of you in the same right so i didn't respond to it nobody done me chloe yeah chloe did so she responded back and she was like hey i just want to clear up that that first picture like and that second picture of 15 years apart and these are the things i've had done so i bet he got a hard-on of all hard-ons when he saw that Khloe Kardashian had commented. Okay, so this is what she said she's had done.

A nose job. She denied that for a bit. Laser hair for the hairline and everywhere else. I feel like she's just thrown that in for the sake of saying it. You don't need to say about laser hair, mate. Botox and sculptura where my face tumour was removed in my cheek. Soft wave laser. I lost 80 pounds.

Collagen baby threads. Salmon sperm facials, right? can i just ask you what a college and baby thread is it doesn't matter anyway chloe what's that thing you sat on yeah chloe kim copy paste copy paste copy paste perfect body these are the things that the people are going in to the surgeons asking for they're not asking for your nose job and they are not asking for your laser hair line they're asking for how did you get that fucking diet coke bottle body all of you that's just perfect with those dimensions because i'm sorry ribs have been removed or something it's it's bigger than soft wave and laser hair and

it really is making me angry that you can't come and be like oh i'm gonna be honest now these are the things i have laser hair i don't give a fuck about that yeah tell us about the bodies all of Where did you get your arse from? Where's your arse from? Who did you base it? How did you get your skin so fucking tight? She's had two. Oh, no, she didn't have them both.

But Kim's had a few kids. And she's had one. Why are your arms not wobbling when you wave? Do you get it? Now, now, then, this girl pipes up from the surgery page. She was like, last Easter, you ruined my Easter, Khloe Kardashian, right? she's tagging and i've shared all of the screenshots you ready guys so these are the ones that you sent to me yeah about the bumhole no oh chloe had her pr people ruin my easter

with my family by sending me lawsuits all day until i took a post down i thought i would just mention this so this was a post about her alleged surgery that she'd made she was sending me cease and deceased to everyone and anyone who was posting about her speculated surgeries and she claimed that she has an allergic reaction to botox and fillers and that she had never had them before really so basically this girl it's called and again i don't condone these speculating pages and i think injectors posting clout videos fucking pathetic i saw one injector posting ais of what she thought people would look like without words shut the fuck up i don't like that this page is called problematic fame that i'm just referencing it okay so this girl's posted

this picture of chloe and chloe has fully got her team to go after this girl to take the post down Can you then semi-admit it however long later? Yeah. Because it's trendy now. Because it's trendy now. Yeah, but she's still not told us. Who did the body? We don't like to speculate.

However, would you guess at arse implants? Now, I know I have something on this that I was watching on TikTok. Not that we like people speculating on other people's surgery, but we shall. Remember when Kim was like, guys, it's not butt implants. i'm gonna go to the surgeon and have a scan yeah yeah it's not might not be implants but we know you can have a bbl she's had because fat transfer is not going to fucking show up on fucking ultrasound scan when you're looking for a fucking implant i also i just want to go to where they've been same and they look incredible but have you seen drake's vaser good vaser yeah so drake's had

vaser and did you know that drake well allegedly all of this is allegedly chloe don't come at me um if she does though i hope she does no stop so drake has had vaser and did you know that drake is jung money's business partner no yes he owns part right go online jung money is one of the in you sent him we think that he may have done some celebrity he's a big big thing about him in their songs because he is that fucking good at making the girls look a certain way the rap is like supposedly jarek has paid for that many bbls for girls that he now is and has decided to go into this and he is registers as how much do you think it is or have you ever looked for a bbl with him have you ever what have you got one of the girls on patreon was going to stop fly out to him

yeah whoever that is please you can get like him a last minute slot with him quite easily if i didn't have the kids i'd be on a plane over there to join money we would be together oh absolutely if we get like proper rich ever yeah but what would we do with the kids leave them somewhere no we'd pay for a nanny to bring them yeah yeah like we just my friend did that when she went to columbia but the kids are getting older by the time it might be a bit worrying no we do it when they're with the dad ah and then yeah i don't know anyway i would have the issue i've got is the skin what i don't understand is how kylie who's had two children it may just be really good genetics as well like fair and she had kids really young kim who's had she had three

in a surrogate maybe i think she's had two herself okay um how they've all got the tight skin that's my main interest the lipo i get lipo but how are they keeping the skin so tight have they had a mini tummy tuck the thing is you don't see you've not seen them in real life look at that lady's body like what the fuck this is a young money person i would love a bbl i wouldn't go huge i wouldn't go drastic i don't think you've got enough fat lauren i haven't because you need when i asked to have it done when i got my boobs done i was tiny then to be fair i was depressed but he was like no you've got nothing i've got a bit more now but i still think you need probably like a bit of hips and so you need like quite a sizable amount to give it i wouldn't have a silly

one i would just like a few bits streamlining but then did you read that thing the other day about something like they've managed to make a 65 year old man back skin back to the age of a 23 year old or something here's another thing this is very bing bong boo we've not seen each other for a bit do you know the guy is he called brian that is like the ultimate hacker oh yeah that had like his bum hole changed and shit yeah so he said and he was on the kardashians actually he said that everybody should have it's a shot of olive oil but virgin that's like 30 quid a bottle yeah i've got that everyone should have one shot every day and or a shot before a meal and it will stop you it will help you lose weight and it's the most amazing thing you can ever do for your body

so i might start guys can we also go back onto like this shite this is shite lindsey lohan said she's not had a face she said she's not had one she said that she dunks her face in an ice every day she puts her face in dog shit every morning i'd do it if it was gonna give me that effect she's fully denied it she should have just said nothing she'd have been better saying nothing who's up her ass that far that like lets her go out and say that fuck knows or do you think she's just doing it as a joke maybe it's all a joke like maybe to be fair if you were that rich and you don't need to even speak to the press you just say something really outrageous i'm gonna say something that ashley's gonna bollock me for

on bbls and kim kardashian do you not think though that it was like well when did the kardashians come about popular 15 years ago i don't think big bums were popular there no i don't think they were i think i think they've done this no they've made us all change our bodies i wanted to be before they and i do i think absolutely it's them before i um before they came around and the gym maybe came around a bit more all i wanted to be was paris hilton paris hilton came as thin i didn't care about us no one even men didn't even comment on your ass they just looked at you so they are armenian that's exactly what i was just going to say next they are curvy women actually and i as someone else who's got a big ass like the way you are i do and i and i'm

so i'm like defending like one of my friends like one of my friends like francesca pena her waist and arse is like yeah i think and it's incredible i do think it is some of them is quite natural no i think that some areas have been moved around have you seen the before and afters no i agree i think since there's been something done because remember when kim had that um she had that um paparazzi picture of her on the beach and she had the cellulite and stuff but maybe that was just after a baby like what we've been saying but fuck off yes she probably probably they have got maybe a wider hip to yeah i'm sure they do but that bottom was not there 15 years ago it's a shelf that was not there do you know that is not a real she's like but maybe because there

are a million it's really it's not no but i do think they are curvy women like they are naturally curvy they're not like yeah but they're like a doll i know someone that has seen her in real life and she was like ashley it was like a doll she said she is this thin you don't tiny so um they're not like how can you be that tiny and curvy like and have a big bottom impossible we don't know and you know what not everyone's even into that we're saying like oh that's the ideal image not for everyone yeah but then people are going into surgeons and they're showing a picture of chloe and kim's body and going i want that whereas she's telling us she's just had laser a hair removal on a hairline no one cares it's not enough the door is open but it's not open

enough the gate yeah it's still being gatekeep do you think kim's going to admit no i don't think she needs to probably had a i feel bad saying this but she's probably had a nose job right and she has had a nose job and she's had a lip lift what do you think yeah i don't think chloe has when we when i looked up before and after i thought her lip was quite short anyway i think do you think allegedly we don't know the answer is we don't actually know do we let's just caveat because the kardashians might listen i really started a trend with them you did you absolutely did i've been thinking about this oh my god i i really think i agree i agree do you know what's really weird for me now like obviously i've just had the baby and i've always i've not had any

surgery since i had my blephs done which was three two three years ago i can't remember that was the