Nip Tuck - Small D*ck Query

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

Lauren’s coming to the end of her pregnancy and has put her foot in it regarding a small c*ck! We also chat about Ozempic, Molly Mae and pooing the bed! If you want BONUS episodes each week you can subscribe on Apple or sign up to our Patreon - patreon.com/niptuckpod Get in touch with the show - EMAIL - [e-mail] WHATSAPP - 07418 610097INSTAGRAM/TIKTOK - @niptuckpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, every single time you listen, like, share and review the podcast, it really does help us so much and we see every single one of those and we appreciate it. So please show your support. Guys, hello and welcome to Nip Talk Not Giving Up. So, it's Wednesday. It is Wednesday. the baby might be here it might not when's this going out next wednesday might not be it might be who knows so this is lauren's last in studio record before she goes off so we're having a little party so we've got one of them which is a bit confusing um so we don't really know so we have got beef hula hoops we've had a sausage butty that bacon you had was too thick i thought yeah Did you think that?

I managed like three mouthfuls. I was looking at it like... And it was on brioche. Not keen on that. Too greasy. Why would you mix savoury and sweet? Like, do you know when you see people in America and they eat like fried chicken on waffle with maple syrup?

With maple syrup. That's wrong. Or bacon and... Not right. Bacon with blueberries and pancakes. No, no, no. I will push to sweet and sour chicken at a Chinese. Do you know what?

What? you're right on that that's weird like who thought i know i'm gonna make chicken into candy exactly i will push myself to that and i quite like it but no further that is as far as i'm willing to go with a mixture of sweet and savory um i charlotte came to mind yesterday from skin address brought me some stuff for you um but she brought these things and i'm really far behind with it but they were oh yes the coated things they were raspberries in white chocolate and then in milk chocolate because apparently the ones that you get from somewhere else are dark chocolate these were milk and they were in um i don't know what you'd call it what's the brand

called fruit i remember but i could have eaten hundreds of millions of them so i would very highly recommend everyone was asking me where they were from let's turn to a food blogger right so people keep asking so this is one of my last records i'm a bit confused about what's going out when so i don't know but it's one of the last isn't it um and everyone's sad real sad everyone's been asking what's gonna happen there's some panic amongst the listeners we're not sure we're just gonna roll we're gonna go but basically we have some episodes that will be pre-recorded which you'll know because the baby will be here and you'll be listening and it won't be here so there will be some that we've pre-recorded for you um so that you you're getting your fix ashley

has got a really exciting person that she's going to interview so that's going to be one of them you're going to do some solo eps aren't you and then i'll probably do remote so you're going to be fine guys you're going to be covered let us know as well for my solo eps what you want me to talk about it is yeah definitely so anything that you wanted to cover get it without my big fat lispy mouth on it now would be the time to get that information from her scared it's not do you know what it's fine because christine is there yeah you did what i did one if i'd not done it with christina there i would have found it really hard because it still felt like someone was there to bounce and talk to so she's staying she's uh she's still gonna be yeah i think we had to put

a trigger warning on the top of that one because people don't like me speaking so yeah but it's like turn it off yeah well if you go yeah trigger warning christina's talking uh christina with a k but if you do not see but if you don't like someone thought she was manfred i think so yeah no they called a christian didn't they somebody called a georgina not that long ago somebody put something about georgina i was like who's georgina right so last week's bonus guys this is the reason why we have so many followers on our patreon and our apple subscribes because last week's bonus honestly the amount of messages that we had about last week's bonus i always get confused about which is which so was this the hangover one which one i get confused because

we record them and i never know what's where it was the one where you guys were both asking each other questions and you spoke about some of the stories came up about maya nelson mandela yeah there was a lot of do you know we can't plan for it either the gold comes out that day or it doesn't like it's just it was just one of those days go back and listen but lauren farted in nelson mandela's house and it was one of the worst farts i've ever smelt we tell the full story on the bonus if you don't listen to the bonuses you really should because yeah they are very funny they're a lot more chill they are very very funny yeah um so one of the things i wrote in the group to not let me forget to talk about because sometimes like things will happen in my life

at home or me and james will have a debate and straight away i think need to talk about this on the pod need to get ash's opinion and everyone else's so i'm going to give you a story and see what your opinion and actually we've got alex here today again in the background he's got nothing else to do clearly um and he actually is aging my work's drying up so he's coming to listen but it's quite good because it's good to have a male perspective it is right so i'll tell you a story now i need to be very careful how i tell this not to get any of my friends in trouble otherwise they're going to stop telling me stuff but so somewhere that i go not told me a story so i went to went to see somebody and we're having a gossip a man about a dog i went to see a man

about a dog and um i'm saying like where you up to guys you know the usual chat oh my god i'm speaking to one of them um starts telling me about him she was like quite like him yeah this that the though and i said what's he look like is he fit she showed me the second i saw the picture of this guy i knew he had a little penis how because my friend has touched it now this is where it all so i'm telling james this story and he disagreed with how i you shouldn't tell her that well i did it just came out my mouth imagine he's got a sandy cock i know and this is the brown saying she's got a wacky fanny i agree that no i agree but it just came out so anyway i'm telling james and he wasn't really impressed with my story because i was like oh my god anyway so i said

i went oh my god him oh my god fucking hell and then i was like my friend was seen it about a year and a half ago so no overlap do i know who it is no it was no overlaps it was nothing like that but i just knew from the picture the first thing that came into my head was you were seeing my friend and she fucked you off because you've got a tiny penis what did she do an over the