Nip Tuck - Sucky Santa

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas! It's that time of year when many of us head out for their work Christmas party, but some get a bit more wild than others... You've been sharing your Slutty Santa stories and they do NOT disappoint!The girls also chat wearing wedding rings, rings worn by men lower down and the morning after pill.To sign up for Patreon for full video episodes every week and more exclusive content, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hi guys and welcome to nip tuck not giving a fuck oh i wasn't ready for that hold your horses i feel like you're like you are a fabulous bitch darling remember that don't let anyone tell you otherwise and you have power over everything that's going to happen in your life do you know what that's a very fair point and this is something that i always tell my friends and everyone else like you choose how you feel about circumstances to a degree don't get me wrong there's certain times when it's very difficult and you think why me yeah but you choose when you break up with someone you decide if you are going to stalk them on social media yeah if you're going to hurt yourself with the thought of when they meet do you get bitter or better yeah if you're

going to sit and cry all night and look at old pictures of him if you're going to consistently finding ways to bump into him you make that choice or are you going to be just as heartbroken yeah but deal with it differently not allow yourself to look on the instagram go to the gym get rid of the stuff go to the gym spend time with the girls clear your wardrobe out yeah put it on vintage yeah you choose which direction you're going with the breakup and everything you do in life it's your choice how whether you make it best of a bad situation or you wallow in fucking self-pity because you know what girl no one else is gonna do it for you no one no one is gonna do it for you no one gives a fuck as much as you no you do it yourself you are a master of your own

destiny 100 there you go on nip tuck we want you to get your voice heard so you can email us at hello at nip tuck pod.com you can get in touch via whatsapp you can text us you can send us voice notes you can email us you can dm us dms won't always get seen though so i think the other options are better don't you email yeah um yeah you can get in touch however you want we want to know everything about you we want to know what's getting on your tits don't we got any funny like boozy christmas slutty tell us what you've been up to like have you made some big mistakes over this christmas festive period have you found any new hacks or dupes or tips everything anything that you think of make a note of it on your phone that's what i do and then tell us okay right we're

back in we're back and so do you know i watched the other day and i you know when you hung over yeah and you are looking at videos and just like laughing i was watching that video where the scottish woman shouts out the window steve at the horse i thought you were dead oh yeah and i was watching it again and again and again what was that one there's some honestly the the guys send us your best memes of 2023 what was that what what yeah and they're like what was it wasn't it a lobster biting someone it's not funny have you seen the i was crying have you seen the simply red guy one where it says at least he can still sing and then someone sang over it in a really like i've seen celine

dion ones where she's going like this oh and you can see and someone's going it's really funny no right then anyway here we are right tell us this fucking story because you've been meant to tell us the build-up is here so right it's not do you know when someone tells you a funny story like obviously doing this podcast if i ever see a hack if i ever see a funny story if i ever do something i write it down because i think that's funny i'm gonna tell you so i've got a story for you about a very good friend of mine um and he is a businessman he has different entrepreneur-y things he's what you would say you know in a suit and all that kind of thing and he told me the story about he was you know what i mean he has lots of bars and he's just he's very good and

anyway okay you're giving the game away now he won't care anyway right so he um had a flatmate and you know when you have wi-fi and you share a wi-fi code and um there's a password on your personal wi-fi yeah yeah yeah and his flatmate was messing with it and they were looking they were sharing each other's personal data things spot thing whatever it's called anyway he goes to a meeting and he's speaking to some clients really important clients oh hot spot yeah really important clients and he's trying to set up this powerpoint and the guy's internet's not working there's like three guys all really serious it's an investment thing and he goes do you mind if i connect to your hot spot because i can't get onto mine and he was like yeah yeah sure uh not a

problem he said he was like sweating because he's really nervous about this meeting he's trying to get this tech set up and he's like what's the password and he's like oh my god i don't know uh bear with me text his flat mate can you tell me the password to our hotspot when you were using it

the other day and he went oh mate I've changed it it's pootits1 that's something you would do so he had

he's like yes the password absolutely of course I need the password it's P-O-O-T I-T-S 1

sorry that's poo pootits yes it's pootits1 it's pootits1 yes anyway would you like to invest

in my company and it just really tickled me like poot it's one i just think it's really funny so yeah that's all that's it anyway i love it yeah i really love that so lauren's had her eyebrows finally fixed guys i've had my brows fixed it's only taken like 10 years like so many years so i had um semi-permanent makeup tattoo on my brows they were blocks yeah when i was so i had them i first had them done when i was 19 they were like night they were night they were and then i had them done again when i was seven years ago i then had microblading which just blurred into a big guy it's like why are people still doing that um i mean i've seen some girls that i know that do it

that are good at it yeah but for me it didn't work so um then i had that done on top of it and basically what it had gone like i'm gonna do a i'm gonna do a reel about it but basically it turned into like hey i'm getting good at reels yeah i was very impressed with your current body one the other day uh i'm getting better so anyway um and they were like blocks and they had like a bit of red in them a bit of tint in them like so i had them all lasered off and i've had them redone and the reason i got amy to do mine when um she was on one of our lip blush courses and all her models had unreal brows and i was like who's done them and she was like me so i said to her when i'm ready and it's been over a year you have to do them so i've had them done they are now

at the like extremely about to play i like them that color oh no i like them this color but they've now at the scab stage like they are scabbed like dehydrated the scabs are coming off um and i think they're gonna go loads lighter but i actually want them dark um and i feel like i'd go back and oh my god they look so good um i had mine done i need them doing again um but i think i have the same technique she the machine it was a machine didn't hurt so it's um amy leticia bloom i think that's her instagram name leticia or leticia i don't know how you say it i don't know one or the other and um she she's brilliant so she's gonna start doing a clinic in manchester as well but yeah i wanted her does mine so there's my shot i get the most questions about eyebrows i just

listen to this for weird so even though i didn't have the best brows everyone used to ask me about my old eyebrows which is weird um anyway yeah i really love them they've changed my life thank you and i would absolutely thank you thank you i would recommend highly i have lip blush eyebrow tattoo and i can't i can't get in for my botox or anything you know because it's christmas you've got no lines still i do oh i've touched when did you last have botox it's gonna be over a year a month before i got right okay so like 10 months ago it's not bad it doesn't look bad at all it's the lift thing it's fucking good like now you've got no ring like impressed would recommend um tell us what the skinny pen story is now i've told you my pootip story so basically this girl put

this big story on instagram guys just fucking be careful it scares me and everyone's on the zen pit the skinny pen the jabs the this that i know a few friends that have been on it and this girl ordered off facebook a skinny pen she met the girl in a car park and she gave her a pre-filled yeah there's something called miami something that's going around a pre-filled like botox syringe and just told her to inject herself yeah and then she was like there's only one needle and she was like yeah you just use the same one every and she was like okay and then she said she like ended up with like debilitating headaches from it really yeah it's scary i know that being everybody but also it's christmas you want to enjoy your food at the minute now is not the time

now is not the time to be on the skinny so i've got a dress fitting my next one on the 12th of december which was the most stupid time i know though because that's before you balloon no i'm ballooning i've begun the balloon yeah um is it because you're in a relationship yeah yeah it is that's it that's why and i like enjoying food together like a cup of tea and some biscuits it's fine but um so you don't want to be at our age you want to be a bit skinny i think this and then i see people yeah i know i know like everyone i've seen like that i've not the face twice a year yeah like they've they've been in shock when they seem to be like you look so much better than you did last time i saw you because you look plumper healthier yeah i do agree with

the skin on the face i'm not rushing back into being really really i want to be slimmer for the wedding i think everyone's gets that kind of thing i can't be asked i'm loving my little chub life um i mean neither of us are chub are we let's be honest so but i think do you know annoys me like when people say that because unless you're like really overweight you can't talk about wanting to lose weight like no matter what you are you can be if you think that if you would like to be slimmer then that's on you so i mean baby like we said you have total control do you know what i've got that's really bad that i can't wait to get rid of um skin tags all over my neck really it's a pregnancy i've never had a skin tag in my life babe like that i didn't look at them

low and i put a thing on instagram and loads of girls were like oh my god me too and then someone said as soon as you have the baby they disappear that's right it's hormone i wonder why hormone isn't that weird setting me i'm getting like a real double chin it's all right i think i need a face no do you know we were talking about facelifts today and i was like i looked in the mirror this morning and i thought it's a lower face in america um they're doing the minis at like 35 and then a full up foot it's the neck and lower face i'm getting jowls and oh i would not say no to a facelift if i needed one and wanted one and felt it was the right thing and i actually agree with you like people say facelift you think oh shit no you do that in your 60s and i actually

totally agree with you but whereby like when i had my first blast everyone was like oh my god it's on what are you doing yeah now everyone's doing yeah i just think that it is better to do things earlier and minimally prevention over cure yeah no i agree i agree they're just so expensive i'm gonna let you do that shit first and then i will copy you okay fine i might get my bluffs done again as well i told you you need it twice this is why i'm thinking the lower facet because that'll probably be the same you know i agree no i completely agree you do it first right okay um right do you know what's getting on my fucking tits emails off companies do you know which one i had to unsubscribe from a clothing brand hey bae i'm not your fucking bae

yes and you know what sometimes sometimes they still get me with like hey girl you missed this yeah and i think oh did i fucking miss anything i sometimes get out of my inbox sometimes i get one that says something like sorry babes your order was wrong and i think i haven't ordered that they're very clever so intrusive yeah do you not find it really intrusive i've got my mind's full i just don't even yeah but like guys does anyone have a hack on how we can just press one button to unsubscribe to like no there's no hack no such hack what gets me guess who's been to mene how do you say it mene de voir yeah texting me oh the text the text dominoes too far dominoes text right your heart's going the fuck's that who's texting me no one ever texts me and it's always

off a different fucking number yes it shocks you every time no no i don't want like email me but don't text me that is too far you might as well send me a nude like text me on my phone that's for texting like oh no it gives me it scares me it's too much i i agree i might get a new email i mean i need a new email address anyway don't i but can you not can you bleep that please uh please bleep that out i'm sorry that she just did that um no one needs to know my email address that's not the full email address anyway and what else is annoying you you're very tech angry at the minute you're angry online returns as well i'm so done like at the time go to the shop then i know and this is the thing at the time i'll sit comfy with my brew thinking and then it comes and it's

all shite it's all absolutely shite load of shite then i would say 30 of my time is spent at the post office and how grumpy are the people that work at the post really grumpy and every time i feel like i need to explain myself as to why i bought return lots of shit again it's been a heavy weekend everyone oh this is what they do like we're not young but the younger people they're like won't give you any fucking help no well not but then when an old person comes they stood at their tailbone find them yeah when it's you they're like you've got your return card you're panicking sweating and you know you screenshot it a second ago and you're trying to find the return code and you're and she's looking at you like this and then betty's turned up at the

fucking wrong post office not the bank and she's still doing a banking for her and you're like for bugs it's very true do you know what um yeah i spent a lot of my time i get all excited and then it comes and it's in a corner near the front door and everyone just walks past it and then eventually you try a few things on and then you think oh i'm gonna send oh my god i just did a mango order i like mango i don't know i'm not supposed to see the baby boy clothes are really nice on there um i ordered the kylie jenner leggings for after i've had the baby and they've come and they're actually really good are they good but i also ordered a pair of leather flare pants and i wish that i'd have tried them on for a bit i'd be really bad i love a leather flare

no not you did you not take a picture i wish i was they were just horrendous um but yeah like honestly like then now don't you find that some companies like really make it like jumping through now upload a picture of your passport yeah and you're just like do you know what i just want to send the 20 quid dress but like do you know what i'll keep it i'll keep it actually i quite liked it for the life admin that it's taken me to process i'm gonna keep that mesh dress i am i forgot what i was gonna say it's gone it was something about online returns did you know though like qvc have got a really

mental return policy why what is it so you know um one of our friends used to have a makeup brand and it was um do you remember kim kardashian used a contour kit for the first time ever and it was a a cream contour kit she made that and i was talking to her about like this was fucking huge this product that she made and um she was like oh you know talking about do me and you want to do a tiktok shop i was like we really want to get into doing um presenting and stuff like that and i was like do you know what my dream for 2024 is i want lauren and i to go on qvc oh that would be so fun because i was watching lisa rinner do it the other day oh she's amazing and um i was watching someone else do it and i thought i could do such a good job of this because the thing is lauren and i

are actually saleswomen yeah like it just comes naturally to us anyway the long story short qvc even this is why people and it's still going and people fucking love it because obviously they had to make it stand out from everywhere your online shop absolutely and basically if you buy a product off qvc even like her makeup product she said you've got 90 days to return it even if you don't like it but if people not just take the piss yeah yeah i bet but then at the same time could you be ass like it's the life admin thing i think some people tell you who's pissing me off zara saying i've worn shit that i've not worn and they've been doing it to my friend as well she's been sending her returns and they do have been doing that to a lot of people i've heard i've seen it

on tiktok um so my friend said the same ordered something tried it on literally no makeup on it literally one try on didn't look right put it away gets an email saying it wasn't in perfect condition we'll let you off this time and i think they're just doing that so that they can say they've done it a few times and then eventually they're going to charge you for it but she was Like, I haven't. I swear. And also, they knock money off your order, don't they, when you return stuff?

Yeah. Like, that Kylie Jenner stuff, when I sent those trousers back, they lost, like, 15 quid off. They're cheeky. Cheeky boogers. Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky. Anyway, there you go.

Also, what was getting on my tits, you've written here, and actually it was annoying me as well, did you see the Molly May not wearing a ring thing? Yes. Maybe she's having it cleaned. Maybe. But also, I've not got mine on now.

No. You wear yours all the time. Do you wear yours sleeping? All the time. don't take it off no i've got a very bad i wear mine less no i don't wear mine more than i wear mine no i'd never take it off because i will lose it i don't want mine i will lose it also like i feel like it's you're in a certain mode when you wear it what do you mean i only wear mine like when you're in life mode

that did not sound good damn it that sounded like to be fair ed goes mad at me for it but i feel like after covid like you know when you're washing your hands all the time and i you don't wash your hands um and i use a lot of hand sanitizers i use a lot of creams i'm always lotioning up fair enough fair enough and when you've got little babies they catch mine catch in thea's hair yeah she's in her so and like she's got a little baby i just think oh leave her alone maybe she just didn't have it on that day um and also if they had split up you wouldn't or if there was like they'd fallen out she wouldn't take a ring off she would know that that would get pictured so that would be a stupid thing to do it's like i've fallen out i'm gonna

take my ring off like why would she do that again the press so weird aren't they and i know they wouldn't have noticed about they covered him being away as like oh yeah yeah she'd have done that wow yeah exactly it's very irritating basically fuck off oh okay anyway oh my god the morning after pill fact let me read it shit you need to read that out because this is quite important guys so lauren spoke about taking the morning after pill the other day um you took it a few weeks ago didn't you actually i'm doing my period this week um it was a while ago i said to did you know that the morning after pill doesn't work if you've already ovulated and she was shocked by that and that is a fact so basically if you have already ovulated meaning the egg has

been sent out of the womb and he's on the way down down the fallopian yeah because i said to her did you do an ovulation test before you yeah and i didn't even know it was a thing so here's our little hack guys take an ovulation test as soon as possible to distinguish whether or not like what situation you're in what you're in because that i didn't know that i honestly thought that like regardless it would stop you getting pregnant the only thing that can fully stop you if you already have ovulated is if they insert the copper coil what i find that way and you're not going to get in quickly in the next couple of days for a copper coil putting in are you well you might have to so you need to just be everyone just needs to be very careful

yeah um that's just reminding me absolutely off topic as usual there's a series on bbc and it's called back to life and it was out a couple of years ago but you know when you're on netflix and and or is it netflix don't know it's called back to life and it is one of the funniest is it the ricky gervais one no it's about a woman who murdered a friend and was in prison for years and she comes out oh i've seen it i was have you seen the one where she goes to register at the doctor i was crying and now she's like us yes it's my humor now not a lot of things make me laugh out loud like do you know like comedy and i was watching it with saskia i think it's funny not like comedy films i don't think they're funny i just sit there and i don't laugh

this so it's called back to life if you watch motherland is that the kids party what their kids if you found that funny motherland is my mom loves that that is my like awkward sense of It's really, really funny, that Back to Life. I was watching it yesterday, and I was actually laughing out loud. So if you need something over Christmas, you want to binge watch, and something feel good, easy to watch, but actually really, really funny, please watch that. I really enjoyed it.

Guys, we'll be back after the break with some funny Xmas office stories. So fasten your seatbelts, because here we go. Are you a loyal listener of Nip Tuck? do you set your alarm every wednesday and friday ready for a new release do you lol at our jokes well us we lol at them whilst on the train or driving to work well spread the love spread the podcast do a little screenshot of why you're listening and give us a tag we love yeah we do we like seeing that people listen to it it's very nice so thank you guys welcome back we have got some office christmas party stories we all love that we all christmas

is a time for family and doing rude things that you regret so you ready for this one hi girls we went to the races for a christmas party one of the girls got on the gear pissed herself on the members balcony and then pulled her drenched underwear down and threw it off the balcony into the crowd she never came back to work after that oh my god was that what was that cat doesn't cat make you piss yourself i have no idea but that is like lukey cat makes you piss yourself not a clue of course we don't know um no i think yeah cat makes you who would so she pissed herself took her knickers off and threw it into the crowd and then had to resign i don't for me resignation was the only way forward after that or say that you had an out-of-body experience

and don't remember any of it um do you remember years ago where that really really pretty girl um i don't think you were there that night but i remember ringing you straight after and she got carried out of the club because she'd shit herself and she was wearing a white dress into a secure yes i wonder where she is now i'm gonna have a lot she pooed herself yeah and they carried her out with the poop who was that i mean we'll talk about that later because lucas her name was yes she pooped herself sorry sorry sorry she pooped herself no but she got really badly spiked how horrendous is that no that's horrific like that's not even like that actually like guys please be careful like that is not okay that could happen to literally any of us

if i didn't know better because on saturday when i last went out we were all say i would think i got spiked by the way things went odd you could just never know do you but i actually did drink a guy's drink you need to be very very careful very careful you spiked yourself by audrey eight shots you've already admitted to it lucas nobody asked you right someone turned lucas's microphone right next one you reading it or am i hi girls our christmas party was hosted at a stunning restaurant and there was an open bar oh fancy don't invite lauren to that we all arrived had a drink started chatting and joking around then the ceo arrived and promptly called us all to attention we assumed that it would just be saying well done guys on a great year and happy holidays

but instead he announced you won't be receiving bonuses this year and that there will be layoffs in the near future. People were really pissed off. There was a mad dash to the open bar and we all said no bonuses, fuck it, I'll drink

my bonuses. That was Lauren at the weekend but she paid as well. Dickhead. The next several hours were an absolute shit show. More rounds of shot, top shelf liquor the receptionist vomited onto her plate of filet mignon two co-workers had sex in the bathroom the ceo's wife ended up passed out drinking the chair next to the coat rack and had to be carried

out it was absolutely glorious half the company called in sick the next day and those of us who actually came in spent the day taking in turns being sick in the bathroom absolutely love that do you know what like what a time though if you're going to announce that before a free bar what did you think was going to happen yeah okay so the next one from you naughty lot my employer decided that on the particular christmas and for the first time staff could bring along their wives and husbands oh no fuck that and that's too involved then you don't want people that weren't knowing your people like you know it's too too friendly one of my close colleagues slightly over refreshed nudged the woman he was standing next to nodded at a male and female colleague

both out on the dance floor and said he's been shagging her all year oh no the woman was talking to the guy's wife there was a scene in which my colleague had his lights punched out company never invited partners again do you think everyone that's in an office shags at some point yeah and go if you think about it in an office you're in that place much more than i've never shagged someone that i work with but i only really work with women oh lauren enough anyway ah that was a mad night out we don't want to talk we forget that we did i did bad things we did some things we both did bad things that night we've done some things oh hi girl at the next brunch yeah maybe we'll tell you in person yeah yeah you can ask more

details at the next brunch hi girls at my wife's christmas party a few years back it was at a hotel well that's never good is it there's beds then and had 250 to 300 people most people got rooms in the hotel so they could really party at some point during the night i noticed the line to the men's bathroom started getting really really long turns out what the hot receptionist in her early 20s got so drunk that she started giving blowjobs to the guys in the bathroom word got out and one of the wives broke it up and the girl was fired on the spot all bets were off at that point and she was telling people her room number and bringing oh was she okay huh wow and bringing several at a time several of the guys in the life were with their wife there and it started a few

arguments i didn't leave my wife's side all night oh i bet you didn't so she was just giving yeah just like giving them out like a christmas cheer like why have a secret santa when you can have a suck sucky santa oh my god but she regretted it in the morning well that's like when investment bankers sorry girls to scare you um go on their wild nights out and they all like get like prostitutes and stuff for each other i feel like um men that are in really corporate jobs that are really stressful and really like involve a lot of drinking and meetings and high up a lot of money and corporate they are weird yeah but builders are the same so maybe it's just men james is a builder okay anyway he's not having a christmas party let me tell you that he's going skiing in january

with his friends so listen to this he's going skiing yeah oh not that kind of bloody skiing so he's going skiing in january um and i was like oh yeah skiing no listen i was like the strip clubs and stuff that i didn't know so i'm like i'm fine with skiing didn't really think much of it it's like i'm going with um a few of my friends oh it's yeah i have no idea so i was like skiing oh cute i imagined him where's he going like valdezero i can't remember down the slopes him and his friends proper boozy that next thing he's on tiktok or insta or something he's looking at videos and i was like what you're looking at and he was just like just like where we're skiing and stuff and then the next thing i like and i went what's that like full-on club

turns the phone it's a party you might as well be going to magaluf yeah um so basically a few of my clients that were strippers like really high-end strippers used to say that they would go to um like switzerland and the ski resorts um at christmas time needless to say and during like january february march they said they would make the most money there i've rang and cancelled this holiday it's all right because all of them like not all of them sorry girls there are where they can find it they will find it whether it's on a ski holiday a golf holiday a shooting holiday i just didn't know that it was i had this vision of him learning to ski and then i saw them all jumping on this thing and i was like sorry you're not going there now that's my idea of he'll hate

it anyway he'll get really drunk the first night he'll probably piss himself he'll cry and he'll miss me for the rest of the holiday it's fine just so you know though like 50 of a ski trip is the boozing it's not all about prozzies but i've done two and it is great fun great hope you have a fucking great time have you never been skiing before no why would i why would i want it was not for me and then also they always injure themselves people hurt so the one thing i'm worried about is not the drinking it's not the i don't care holiday insurance well we're gonna sort that it's the um it's the danger it's the worry of him getting hurt it's fucking dangerous what about that schumacher guy is it schumacher yeah he's really badly injured from skiing like

i just think why would you do that oh oh oh we've got a voice now go on if you were sat at home watching telly you wouldn't get your legs broken hi ladies hope you're well i was just listening to one of your podcasts and you're talking about online dating and disasters and stuff like that want to share with you one of my stories so a few years ago about what a few about five years ago i was single i was online dating and i met this guy and i thought oh my god he's great i really liked him we got chatting we had about four dates i think and on one of the dates we started talking about me staying with his and i was getting dead excited and all of a sudden he handed us this tiny little key and i looked at him i went what the is that and he told us that he wears

a cock cage i thought i was pretty savvy you know i thought knew it all nothing would shock us never heard of a cock cage so i was like what the fuck's that anyways it turns out he was actually wearing it on this date and i was like oh you've got to show us like i don't care that we're in the middle of a pub you have to show us so he did and it turns out he's actually wearing a cock cage i was completely baffled why and he says oh it stops us having a hard-on stops us coming it means that you are in full control of everything i was like what the fuck so and then like this guy was in the army as well i was like i don't get it like i totally didn't get it like a full blown cage on your cock why i don't get it and to be honest my first

thought didn't even go to that my first thought went you dirty bastard how long have you not wash your cock for i'm sorry but that's minging what do you think have you seen a cock cage before bye i don't know why i had seen one before i've never seen a cock cage look and they keep you really like small and um down like down like that google it guys and they've got like a little lock on them it's like a chastity belt what are they for i don't understand what they're for because it's all about like um like do you know when like men certain men like i sound like i know so many things like this you've got a lot of friends yeah in weird places um there's some men who love like because they're so like what you were saying about like corporate like weird nutty yeah

they like you dominating them so you tell them when they can come and that they they're allowed to get a hard on so when you're gonna make intercourse you unlock it yeah because you've got the key you've got the key to the cock but at least you wouldn't cheat you couldn't cheat on your hoodie or does james cock cage cock cock cage i might ring him and say how would you feel if i bought your cock cage um right guys i thank you for that voice note we we enjoy them more please if you want to get in touch what's the weirdest like kink or fetish yeah i'd like to know that what's the what the maltesers in the ass one was a bit weird do you remember that yeah and the weirdest thing will be the chair leg nothing we peaked so soon with that one yeah

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