Nip Tuck - The Cabin Crew, Who Sell Their...

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

Ashley & Lauren are on a bit of a rant today about things on socials that drive them wild!  They share their tips on Retinol and Cabin Crew Betty gives us a peak behind the curtain and explains how some of her colleagues sell more than Duty Free...Also guys it’s Lovehoney Black Friday - with huge savings of up to 60% off site wide!! Plus if you spend over £30 you get a free happy rabbit on us! Only with our code NIPTUCKBFTo sign up for Patreon for full video episodes every week and more exclusive content, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys hi and welcome to nip tuck not giving gay fuck this is the podcast which i will be hosting today as lauren is not on her a-game but it's good i'm fine i just keep sneezing i'm not well i'm not unwell you sound like you've been on like a 10-day bender no i haven't i've just got a bit of a cold I'm never unwell so I'm not unwell it's my hay fever I've just got a little bit

of a tickly cough and a sore throat and a nose yeah so anyway this is the podcast where we celebrate come on

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Saskia does it oh because she can't because she thinks she can't yeah Thea's just got it when she's like putting all her um teddy's in a row she's like this clicking with her hands she's like yeah and you go there

and you go there she's this is cute aren't they so cute right guys this podcast is all about being unapologetically yourself so if that is you you are in the right place you've come to the right show no matter how your day is going whether you're just starting the day whether you're in the middle of the day or whether you're ending the day we are here to switch your brain off i feel like i wouldn't want to listen to this at the end of the day i would just before bed it might make me feel a bit awake i don't know i just think yeah like at any time you listen any time's a fucking good time to listen to us exactly here we go right you can get in touch with us so if you want to be part of this podcast which is why we're still going so strong you can email us at hello

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thank you and commented how many I don't know no idea I was going to say I didn't find out I don't know either

no it looked like lots of people there was lots of people commenting stuff so a whole 50 of you watched it was in the thousands okay

shut up really it was in the thousands fantastic we need our own show guys if anyone's a television producer

yes honestly someone followed us round all day like there'd be a lot of lols wouldn't it so we did the live show well james's mum watched it and then i rang her on the way home because you know when you do something and you forget what you said and stuff and then you're like oh so it's like being drunk and then after you think what did i say it's a bit like that yeah the shows you think what did i say because it's all the adrenaline yeah and she said well i can see why your mum doesn't listen to it

and i was like she said it's vulgar but she liked it she thought we were good um and i was just saying to you both before wasn't other fear didn't watch obviously the actual content but she watched it and she was really proud well there was a lot of um stuff on there it was kind of like a live app but it was very like unfiltered so we are figuring out a way because we have had so many messages off people especially this weekend i feel like it was horrible weather people wanted to stay in yeah get cozy and stick us on and yeah we're figuring out a way in which you can watch it back so hang fire yeah we will announce more information when we get it have we got any more information lukey yet um it will be going out either this week or next the full audio and

then for our patreon members the full video stunning there we go stunning so you're going to be able to see it anyway yeah so everybody else um wanted to be cozy this weekend i made this weekend the weekend that i went out where did you go rochdale oh i did yeah well did you actually go into rochdale oh god no i went out in rotten stall up and coming as i say um right i'm googling how far rotten stall is from rochdale yeah you do because it's not near it fuck off You'll realise, it's like me saying you're from, I don't know, somewhere that's in your north. Warrington.

Yeah. Yeah, but that is in Cheshire. Google it. It's not even in, I don't even know if it's in Lancashire. How? I get a nosebleed when I leave Cheshire, so I don't know. You just need to write Rottenstall to Rochdale. You don't need to.

Are you really typing all that? Rottenstall. Rottenstall. Right, keep talking. I love how many people on the live stream are like, can you stop dissing rochdale i know we're not and it's not a diss to be fair guys she's fucking right how far it's 26 minutes in the car it's nowhere near it anyway why do i did i just like ring fence that area as rochdale yeah basically um but people do to be fair so i went out in

rotten store we went out we had some celebrations is rochdale like the manchester of no what what What county are you? I think Lancashire. Is Rochdale like the Manchester of Lancashire? Absolutely not. It's just a little... Ooh, no, no, no, no. Okay, no, no.

Stop psyching Rochdale off, Lauren. You're from there. I'm not, but it's not a Manchester. It's just a little town. I don't know. Right, guys, I really want to go out in Rochdale. No, I think that's a bad idea. Some of my family live there.

I went to college in Northwich. Now, that was a place. do you know do you know about the gay sauna in northwich yes oh my god guys go online there's this gay sauna in northwich google gay sauna northwich it looks like a prison it's like absolutely huge lucas is winking at us he's joking have you ever been lucas never never no so go on what is it so it's a gay sauna so you have to be gay to go in that's not very inclusive of course it's a gay of course you have to be gay well i'm sorry but hang on if we have a straight one no they do straight nights because i was gonna say if you had a straight sauna and

no gay people were like that would be frowned upon right so you go in and basically you pay at the desk to get in yeah and i only know this because a friend told me about right and then i went online and looked at it right literally it's it's huge like right like so you go in and you're like checking at the desk you put your stuff in a locker so it's got like a gym changing room right then it's got like a swimming pool a jacuzzi a spa a bar right so it's a spa like a padded room right so what if you just wanted to go to the sauna and they do like trans nights like and so would you but i i would love to go i went on and i would love to go i read the trip advisor they were hilarious they were hilarious i would like to go i'd like to watch yeah i'd be fascinated

yeah i mean i wouldn't know where to sit would everybody be naked would you say well a lot of people are or would you have maybe your underwear on if you wanted it on lauren you can do whatever you want they have like trans night they have um straight night they have bear what's it called the bear thing twinks and bears that's the thing um so yeah right so they have a straight night where you can just go and shag everyone yeah like swinging i've never heard of that well would you ever want to do that if i was single to go and shag everyone yeah i don't think so but i've never i don't know i feel like the age i'm at now it's a good job i'm not single why do you think you'd do some rough because i just think like i'm so much more confident in who i am i wouldn't be

slut shit i do what i want to do yeah if i was single i'd be experimental a friend who was like-minded i feel like we would do weird shit like they do a lot of those um swingers parties in like ibiza and stuff like that i think like you don't have to get involved no you can go and watch i just think like me as a person now my confidence at my age if i was single i do think i would explore a lot yeah whereas when i was younger i was probably a bit you know you're shy aren't you and you'd be like everyone's you're thinking i wouldn't give a fuck yeah so i think it's all in all a good job that i'm settled down yes me too yes and on that note your hair looks nice thank you i've just had all oh i've got tapes girly how do you feel honestly we are on week one

and i'm obsessed you prefer tapes i am preferring it yeah i mean do you know what i do love my bonds i do think bonds are the best way to do extensions they are because your hair moves in that way um like i think tapes look thick your hair looks thicker with tapes though yes but um i could not sit there for six hours every time oh my god no um and obviously i'll have a baby soon i am a weave girl always through and through so yeah still a weave well a weave is the easiest and and some nano pokey wokies up here what are they those things you yeah bonds at the top they're not bonds they're rings rings i don't know i've got some of them as well but i will always be a weave girl because i don't have that much hair and when i had tapes my hair my hair wasn't um strong enough

to carry the tapes they would come out I feel like I used to slag tapes off loads but that was because I had them five years ago and even now

from then they've changed so much it's like weaves my weave is flat to my head now do you remember when the weaves

used to stick out I used to go to bloody Paul's Hair World oh Paul's Hair World and buy your hair and buy my hair and then my mates would get home

would sew it in and stick it in no we'd get buy glue and the blonde glue was always out of stock it was called liquid gold or something

wasn't black glue yeah and then there was that other glue that you said that you would put your straighteners on yeah that's it i used to get go to paul's hair world and i would they'd match you up youngsters have never and depending on what you were wearing they'd charge you a different amount yeah yeah honestly and they'd go and they were really rude yeah they were they were really standoffish do you remember they ended up getting a shop instead of in the island now they had that big shop and it got burnt down yeah um but we got a spectrum one now yes we've we've moved on spectrum is the best having genuinely it is having had it in because i made you have it didn't i do you think it's like better i just think it's so good how the salon tells you all the different

ways that you can have it in and what suits your hair best because honestly they did have to push me into getting the tapes and it is and you're glad yeah yeah i've had loads of different but i'm very happy with mine would you like any spectrum her no lucas is fine um and yes we have a lot to rant on today so i'm gonna get right into it do you so as i said we have got some things on our text um lauren has put a note in and we have we've chatted so much rubbish the last few weeks we miss this out it says people filming themselves crying glory what does that mean now i know i have to be careful with this and i do love instagram how it's going a little bit more you know when people show both sides of it and they put a post and they're like look

everybody thinks this but i want to show you the reality and i appreciate that what i want to know is at what point when they were sobbing did get off the suites at what point when they are genuinely heartbroken and going through real tough times that they are hysterically sobbing did they think get the camera out i'm gonna get my phone and i'm gonna take a selfie yeah like i get it like you know like say like molly may filming a vlog and then like that time she cried no and she was like talking and she was just like and then she got emotional and it came out that's fine but i'm not understanding like bella hadid when she took a picture of herself like you're bella fucking hadid why are you crying i'm just i'm just not understanding and maybe someone can

you know maybe you can tell me because as you know like i might be wrong but i have never been sobbing listen i've looked in the mirror when i've been driving crying we all do that but i have with the music on with the music on absolutely miming detector in the back i have never at any point when i've genuinely been in a horrible place picked up my phone and said unless i've sent it to a friend maybe like what you're doing i've never done that so it's for attention well this is my and i know people want to show the good and bad of the lives and i really think that's amazing it's for attention but do we need a picture of crying i just are filming themselves sobbing yeah that's another thing i what do you think it's a lot like

literally filming themselves and they're like this but also especially i just think people are getting way too self-obsessed in social media and i personally like the other day i was at an appointment and do you remember when you a girl made a comment to you and she was like your instagram's just full of ads or something like that someone did it to me the other day and she your instagram's just like it's like an argos castle literally oh nice it's fine whatever yeah i'm not asked yeah i don't care what you think yeah because actually i don't go on there for posting a picture that i want everyone to genuinely talk about like yeah i'm on that literally like crap like can we stop fucking oversharing i overshare but you do you do i know

i don't mind though i'm all right with it well we've got a guest coming on we've got a guest coming on we're gonna have this debate more you think i overshare i know you think about with the kids which we'll talk about the next one but in general people might think i overshare like what's going on with me this past week no you don't i fucking don't like you think they think you know but really the important stuff that involves anyone else or that involves maybe i think celebrities do it for press actually that's what that's it because it'll get picked up by like dm and stuff and then it'll be like oh she was on like crying but yeah if anyone wants to sort of explain to me at what point during their genuine breakdown they decided to put the selfie camera

and record themselves i've got one i'd like to know recently i've been on tiktok and instagram and i've seen a lot of mums showing their bottoms newborn routines oh they set up a tripod if you're doing that then your baby's pretty good because no one has time for that me and lauren can't even do a free frame story that we're getting paid for i can't even do that never mind these people and if they if genuinely if that had been me when i just had the baby they would have the film would have been me rocking and backwards and forwards like thinking what have i done this is not me like like laughing at you it's like i'm in awe of you yeah how are you doing that like legit like so i've seen i'd say four or five in the last week

where the it's in the middle of the night it'll come up on the bottom of the screen like in darkness and it'll go like uh 3 0 2 a.m and then they like pit the baby and they start rocking it then they go down and make a bottle and film the bottle so they've taken it down and they've set up again and at 3 a.m when i watch things like i was watching one as well and it was like this is a day in the life with me and my toddler like well i stopped at that but then i fucking carried on a day like that looks like it's shit hell hell burning hell it'd be funny it'd be like that video where like your eyes twitching you're having a fag out of the car window you're pouring wine down your neck the day of the life of me and my toddler it'd be like this

emotional roller coaster why did i do this why did i do this but it's the voice that they use as well it turns into a wholesome wholesome boom it turns into like a real and then we decided and it was like good morning guys this is the day of the life of me and my cochlear so here we are getting our shoes on and oh it's so stressful they're running around well it's not mate because you've put a camera there but also i look at this shit right we are influencers we know what our income comes off our instagram and we know how it works and we all know you all know how it works you're not stupid you know we need you to press a link we need you to do this we need to do that me and lauren to be fair we only do stuff

that we like yeah so we sometimes approach brands don't we already use we already work with and if someone's messaged us like so many times we'll go to the brand it's win-win because like hd brows love hd brows working with them at the minute 20 off code amazing yeah anyway back to my story what i look at these videos and i think who's getting paid for this what are you doing where's the tag like yeah can we talk about for example accounts that add value and the nutritionist yes i love home accounts i think they really have accounts yeah and the nutritionist i agree i honestly think girls we are fucking each other up with these fucking mom accounts some of them i'm leaving it there because i think some of them show the reality that you're not seeing and then

moms can look at that yes and they can because i've got some mom accounts i follow and and and i used to be the same when i was little i did a lot more mom stuff and i think you can follow them and think fucking hell she's had a shit day as well yeah oh my god my child has been up all night and you think oh it's not just me those ones are fine the ones where they are really americans a lot of the time yes and they honestly the saturation is up and the brightness of the picture it's so bright and clear and the the and they look fantastic and thin and they're wearing a crop top while and like you know and they do the halloween ones and it is amazing it's actually quite skilled i know how hard it is like you say we can't even do a fucking three frame story yeah

i get how hard it is and i'm quite impressed with it i'm not sure we should be aspiring to that because i feel like it makes people feel like shit yeah same and also like why the fuck you pimping your kid out sorry end of story yeah i get you right anyway that was a rant next right i'm gonna have to fit this in i'm going to have to fit this in because it's died down now and i just want to talk about it while it was a thing what the fucking ai pictures oh you did you that really really upset you didn't it i get it like yeah do it put your picture in and look at the pictures yourself or like when you do a picture of you or in your partner's baby what it's gonna look like why but why are you posting it none of us care or want to see so i don't want to see your

fit but they don't because it doesn't look like them it's almost like face up 100 like yeah and you can't post it and be like oh look here's me dressed as a school whatever because you're not that isn't you they've made your face weird it's not even weird it's no i i actually i mean like if it was really like a joke funny one yeah like and you look like a twat if you just look fit but still not like you anyway because it's not you so many people posted their yearbook ai yeah i don't be honest i thought that was a little bit off off again it's this self-obsession that we get in from social media yeah do you know i posted a bomb picture yesterday of me at the weekend and straight away all i wanted to do and i had to stop myself a few times i thought don't do that

was take an actual picture of myself in bed of what i really look like because i felt like such a fraud do you know what i mean this is how i really look this morning um yeah like anyone that lives in my village knows that i look like a pig's trotter you don't look like a pig and on instagram you're a pig's trotter with sparkly nail varnish anyway let's have a break right while i'm on a ranty one kim kardashian nipple bra that woman's a genius so they're coming out this week and basically what it is it's a bra with nipples on it so when you're wearing a t-shirt you will be able to see a nip poking through yeah now if anyone ever sees me i never wear a bra and i permanently have that look and i love that look but i think it's a bit

grotesque around children i'm not gonna lie what a nipple they suck them for milk that's sexualizing well with me oh no i don't think that i don't think that around children yeah why yeah i mean we're in that era now like i mean i have had like bum implants and everything like that but like sometimes i am walking through town and i do see the bbl big boobie hanging out everything hanging out and i do think come on mate there's kids around i get what you mean but i mean like me when i'd wear it like on a night out or something like that would that not make you feel uncomfortable Lucas like a girl with two hard nipples no I if it's cold I get hard nipples no but the bra has got the hard nipples on it I wouldn't say it would be an issue around kids

I wouldn't think that no because because when women are pregnant they get harder nipples and they're kids the kids probably won't think anything no and a nipple's a nipple it's the adults that would look at it and go yeah yeah yeah I don't know because I genuinely never wear a bra I don't need to wear a bra. Let me show you. So I don't wear a bra. So I've always got my nips out. What I will say is the nipple will be strategically placed.

I mean, they look, she looks fantastic. They'll be placed though to be up here, right? Not all women's nipples are up there. Yeah. So are we giving a false, almost, are we telling other women and girls that their nipples should sit up here? And be tiny.

And be tiny. five pieces the real deal nipples will sit low and they hang low and they look like burgers so it's the ultimate nipple bra do you know what category i think this falls in you honestly think that that's all right to walk around like that i do walk around like that i genuinely do i don't wear bra ever and when it's cold that's what i like girls what are you doing it for attention no i just don't like wearing a bra i just don't know i mean like sticking nipples on your bra like that i guess i don't know i don't know what i will say it's a bit weird i think this falls into the category of bum pad knickers

because it's like false like when she takes that bra off that nipple is not up there and that boob is not like that i'm curious to see what i mean that girl looks so hot there wait a minute wait a minute surely these bras are for people that use chicken fillets because chicken fillets don't have nipples right no lucas no they're just any kind like the bra i've gotten today it's got no padding it's just a normal bra and it would have a little nipple fake nipple on it that's all like a hard big defined nipple so that i mean mine are so that you get what i mean is it because chicken fillets there's no there's no no yeah and there isn't on a bra either so what what they want to mimic is that it looked like the woman is wearing no bra and has big high tits with nipples sticking

up which great but are we giving the only my only issue with is i feel like are we giving a false example of what breasts should look like when really why are we why are we doing so much why the fuck are we all doing so much why are we spending 65 quid on a bra to have a nipple with nipples stuck on what for who it's for men isn't it yeah or is it for you to feel confident no is it fuck it's for men but then we could say that about your bum and my eyelids and your big fat bum who's that for for you but you get what i mean like i had no bum so these girls might have no no boobs so they want to look like they've got big do you know what i'm saying like you've not done it for a man maybe they've not done it for a man maybe they just i don't know i'm just throwing

it out there well in the end it all is for male attention isn't it let's all just admit it i don't know but you didn't get your bum for male attention did you no but like the ideal feminine beauty which i guess is a nipple a nipple and it's a sexualized i don't know i don't have like a i'm not i don't have like a specific like at what point does this stop so for example ed and i were watching on tiktok oh my god do you remember that program airline oh yes and it was we were in stitches i'd love to watch that again it was a family of 11 and they were going to get married in um like arson and they were like somewhere yeah but like far away yeah and they were filming like the bride and um on the plane they were like we've got something to tell you all

stacy's pregnant and she's there drinking a gin and tonic with a fag in her hand oh my god on an airplane i remember that my dad on a plane this is in 1996 by the way my dad used to smoke next to me i can remember yeah right we're in 2023 and we're walking around now with with fucking nipples yeah like do you it's wild how much it's changed in that's it feels like that's not that long ago because we were looking at it and we were like that that doesn't look that long ago and they're all there like yeah i remember my dad smoking yeah so what the fuck are we going to be like in 10 years anyway food for thought let us know you let us know your thoughts and if you get one of these nipple bras send us some honest reviews yes while we're on the bargain

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that oh i don't know legally if you can say that right we're gonna have a little break and then i'd love a coffee we'll get you one babe don't you ready said no so we will be back with bargain bargain but but but but first it can i do my um dolphin impression again no i've not done it for ages no one likes it i've got a sore throat can i do my sheep no so are you a loyal listener of nipped up do you set an alarm on a wednesday and a friday ready for a new release do you laugh out loud while strung to work well tell your friends spread the love spread the news spread the podcast take a screenshot now and put it on

your story lucas latsy lucas laughs when i'm doing naughty things and encourages me we're back after the break and we've got your bargain bucket now this was ashley's idea actually so i'm going to hand it to her on this one um she had the idea that we discussed retinol so i feel like a lot of people are like what is it it's a buzzword a lot of people use it and rave about it but so much like different types of retinol where do you begin so we're gonna do you a retinol 101 yeah so we get messages all the time about skincare retinol but i wanted to talk about retinol like lauren said it's a buzzword at the minute and it's a very potent ingredient so i just wanna because we can't reply to our messages can we just want to give some advice on retinoids so

retinol what is it what is it retinol is a form of vitamin a it's an ingredient which is added into skincare creams lotions and serums or can stand alone its anti-aging effects can help clear acne as well so you've got the anti-aging aspect and the clearing of the acne skin rejuvenation isn't it regenerations yes regenerate your skin cell turnover yeah products containing retinol are widely available over the counter and there are stronger concentrations of retinoids which are available by prescription so a tretinoin for example which is what i use all under that category i use that for pigmentation so you've you've got two things here you've got your little tube that is like about that big just you know it looks like a hydrocortisone cream from the

doctor kind of vibe um and say that's like 15 mil tube and it is you have to get it from a prescriber or over so that's why people sometimes get a bit confused with a bargy we talk about a bargy a lot now not all of the range but some of the range has got skincare that is at a level for example the retinol that's in it where poor therapy where you have to be prescribed it now that doesn't mean because people get really confused with this that you have to go to the doctors it means that you have to go to a skincare provider that can prescribe it yeah so your facial lady who really if you go in somewhere should be able to do that absolutely they're not that good or you've got like your number seven your l'oreals which have got an aspect of retinol but don't look at retinol

oh yes retinol number seven i'll have that there's two totally different things so what we're going to talk about today is going to be the stronger side of things because if you're going to fucking we don't mess about come on i'm not messing with a mess no if we're doing it we're doing it so like lauren said there's retinol and there's tretinoin so i prefer a retinol lauren prefers a tretinoin um tretinoin is just way too harsh for my skin so the differences are retinol is a milder version of tretinoin retinol can sometimes be available over the counter tretinoin is prescription or abroad yes we'll come on to that um and that they're the two main differences basically it's a stronger version of retinol now retinol tips what are your retinol tips don't just jump in

there so first of all i if i was going to use retinol and i was quite serious about it would i be going to boots and buying a cream with a bit of it in it personally no because i'm all or nothing i will be going to my skincare provider and getting an abagi or whatever retinol what do you normally start with 0.2 yeah so it depends where you want to start but start little don't just jump in there and think i'm gonna go all guns blazing because you will you'll suffer yeah and you will actually make your skin more susceptible to sun damage yeah because it'll be um it'll be compromised sensitive so you i would start three times a week potentially i actually have got hack here for you yeah if you're a girly whirly that's new to retinol or a boy put it on as a mask

and then instead of leaving it on overnight just put it on and then take it off put it on as a mask so put a layer on all over apart from around your lips and really near to your eye and those lines there and your nose always get irritated by it don't they put it on as a mask for two hours and rinse it off and see the next day because it doesn't happen straight away it's sometimes two days later and you get happy and you think this isn't working i'll do it every day my skin's super strong and then it hits you so you need to build it eventually ideally i've got to a point where i use my tret every night shut up nothing happens i don't it's to be fair it's only 0.01 um and i use it pretty much every night do you know what though i'm gonna say something controversial

retinols and tretinoin should not be making you irritated or flake they are very very very old school versions if you're going to use one i would say but it's very expensive use the skin better science alpha rep that's the one that you don't get the you don't get any downtime from it well i was was i telling you that charlotte has where i get my skin done at skin address has got a peel now and it's a tca yeah but it hasn't got the stuff in it that makes you peel but it does the effect of a peel without the peel so see i feel like things are moving quick so for me i would rather buy that and i think the skin better alpha is like 130 quid but i would rather a lot of it when we say like your skin gets irritated by retinol basically you'll put your foundation

on and you'll look like a crack addict like you look like you've been on a bender for five days and sat in the sun sometimes like you know you've got to build it up and you kind of expect a little bit of that so you wouldn't start retinol when you had a wedding coming up for example you would start it months it's trial and error the first few months and you get yourself ready don't do it before a night out like don't be stupid build it up and eventually like i say you'll get to a point where you can use it three times a week four times a week and what it does it increases your cell turnover so your body reproduces its cells quicker which means it sheds old dead skin quicker shrink your pores shrink your pores and because it's shedding everything quicker it means that

you don't get the blocked pores as much so it helps with blackheads it's just next level it's yeah the trap for me i use it for pigmentation as well and it it works it works now retinol hacks don't ever mix it with a glycolic or a vitamin c no no no no no no so if you're gonna have one of you try or retinitis don't put anything else on just put that with a blender cream yeah um a blender cream needs to just be literally a basic ass moisturizer and you just put a little bit of both yeah a hyaluronic is okay though um but really like um do your bit say on another day loads of people say to mix retinol or tretinoin with nivea soft yeah that's what i'd go for something pretty cheap pretty like basic yeah not much in it yeah that's what i would do exactly

um so there is all your chat about retinol other top rated brands were beauty pie loads of you are on subscription with what do you think i'd like to i've heard that the retinol is really good from there um the pericone overnight retinol is nice you don't get peely peely with you don't get i feel like that's a nice place to start um if you have a look at our mine and laura's highlights it's all on there but yeah if you've got any retinol hacks tell us lauren buys hers from abroad yeah literally you can go to turkey mexico egypt dubai and it's not expensive because it is bloody expensive if you get the abagi one it's like 100 quid it's not it's the same isn't it like four pounds when you go abroad yeah four pounds so go and stock up when you go abroad

now lemon bottle while we're on this subject we need to talk about lemon bottle we need to do it we do so that is a big basically loads of people are coming out and saying that lemon bottle is not fda approved and it's not safe i knew that already and so your practitioner is not insured at all no she is when they're doing it about it she has got insured she has got insurance for it because i can remember saying i can't do it so i've got insurance and then she's like i've got it now i'm sorted so i know that you can get insured on it and no it's not fda approved but a lot of things aren't yeah a lot no no i'm aware of that but there was all the yeah there was a few things and you know what i agree listen i made i made the choice um to try it anyway and actually

i think it did work yeah but everyone's like going on about it if you want to try just go and try it like and then see what you think try try it and then go and see it's not expensive did you try nucleophil no um somebody i know who's a practitioner said she was going to try it on somebody did and did not like it in what way under the eyes edema yes oh fuck said said it was bad guys you need to be so careful with the um polynucleotides she said i will not do it on you the polynucleotides and the skin boosters are basically it's like it's not a filler it's a skincare that you inject into the skin so the nucleophile for example is salmon sperm dna that you put under the eye area i know one person that never knew she had a fish allergy

had it done and ended up in intensive care basically um but yeah these polynucleotides even your because i know how to do profile and all of that there would be certain people who i would have to reject for it because it's very addictive it's not good when it's mixed with filler and it causes edema under your eyes she said it was so bad she said she would not because And how do you dissolve it? She said, you can't. It's very difficult. Yeah, she was like, I'm not doing it on you.

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All right, Betty. My friend is cabin crew based in Manchester. Call me Daddy. Call me Daddy. And flies long haul. On the side of this, her and some of the other girls reap the benefits of guys that have the cabin crew fetish. isn't it dirty knickers and dirty tights it involves

I'm excited it involves a number of bizarre things including but not limited to meeting guys in car parks and letting them sniff her feet after a flight selling her used knickers tights and shoes I told you once we did that at Maya we all wore a pair of tights all day

because one of the girls was selling them on eBay so we were like I'll help you we did it we helped her we were like we'll wear them we rotated it through the office we had a right laugh then she sold them we did it with socks and everything the dirtier the better facetiming guys while she squishes things between her toes bananas sandwiches boiled eggs whilst they pleasure themselves watching it you name it she's seen it sometimes she'll even post the food out to them when she's done with the food she makes dough she also knows of girls who sell their pee sell their

sell their period blood their boyfriend's semen their toenails their pubic hair that's some absolutely nothing is off limits you name it there's a fetish for it people are weird right if i was single i would without a doubt do most of the above i would do the squishing i would sell the knickers the shoes the tights the socks um i would do the toe squishing i would be a cam girl no i would sell my pee um i would sell my toenails and my pubic hair but i wouldn't sell my spit or my blood or my poop you wait you'd sell that no i'd sell like your dna no i wouldn't i wouldn't sell that um but i would sell like my news knickers yeah absolutely oh my god i would yeah why the fuck not like let's be savvy girls yeah i would that's really interesting actually i'd

rather do that than working a call center i wouldn't be a cam girl um i don't know why i just don't fancy i'm not very sexy so i just wouldn't be very good at it we'd be shit we'd be really shit like really shit that's why i wouldn't do it not because i care about it i just wouldn't be good right any other stories you've got like we love shit like this like let us know what's going on out there that we're never gonna see yeah we're so boring yeah we are so boring you can email us your stories to hello at nip tuck pod.com or you can whatsapp us voice note us please get in touch also give us a five star review please um head over to this episode i was just thinking that head over to this episode's description for anything you might need we're going to be back

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