Nip Tuck - The Hangover Hostel

Episode Date: September 23, 2026

Ashley’s made a new celeb bestie, Lauren’s been let loose in Manchester and the girls have just invented a business that frankly NEEDS to exist… welcome to The Hangover Hostel. A three-day recovery centre for when you’ve taken it too far, complete with drips, McDonald’s and absolutely no judgement!We’re talking questionable hotel hygiene, accidentally watching the neighbours shag, James’ VERY sensual bath photo and why Ashley thinks it needs to be released to the public immediately.The girls share a frightening story sent in by a listener about two young women travelling home from the airport, sparking an important conversation about staying safe in Ubers and keeping your wits about you on nights out.Plus, there’s a genius way to get your name on the side of a real-life truck, Christmas experience recommendations and, of course, What We Bought This Week, featuring expensive dirt, bin stores, skincare, collagen drinks and a VERY spicy cocktail.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail] sure to subscribe, follow, rate and review!

Guys, hi and welcome to NipTuck Podcast. That is what it is. It's Wednesday. Can you have a look everyone? We have a website. We've not told anyone about this. Oh my God, we haven't. It's on the to-do list. It's such a good website.

It's really good. We've done this website, right? We've spent ages on it. Those of money on it. Doing it all. And then we've done, we've not even told anyone we've got one. Niptukpod.com. Yeah.

I know because I now know about buying domains. Oh, sorry. Go, Daddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've actually just renewed Adonimo. Just call me Go Daddy. Yep. So we have got a website and on there, I can't remember what's on it, but I'm sure it's great.

Is your track seat valet? No, it's Zara. It's a Jew. A vali? It's Zara. I'd be angry if they copied that. Yeah, well. Because that is exactly like the Val-Rah.

Well, I'm not angry and do you know why? Because it cost me... A fraction. A fraction. Anyway, Lauren, what have we got coming up today? Ashley has made a new celeb bestie that I still don't know about yet. going to find out. And then we're going to talk about, we've got a little story about an Uber and a little bit of safety around. It's quite a, it's crazy. It's a heavy one, isn't it? So we're going to

give you some information on that. Right, Ashley, your part now. Right. Guys, you can get in touch with us. Hello at niptugpod.com. Have you got a hack? Have you got a dupe? Have you got a tip? Have you got a slutty sue? Because we need, where, there's no hose in this house. There's no hose in this house. So also a dilemma Because we love answering your questions But the chat is chatting on Patreon If you're not over there You're not a true nip-tuck gal

Not really Honestly as soon as my eyes open in the morning I'm straight on Patreon I'm obsessed with it It sounds a bit weird But once you get your head around it It's addictive It's because people don't know what it is

I was listening to podcasts on there yesterday Ah So Patreon if we've not told you already It's an app you download it, you go on the nip-took thing and we've got group chat on there so you can check every day like oh what's everyone say and it goes off all day. Like recommendations, we have girls on there. You kind of get to know the girls as well like there's one particular girl and won't say what it is because obviously it's private over there but she's been having an issue with a partner

and I've seen that name again. This morning. And then a lot of people have been like girl, you've got to leave him there. She's like girls, I really need to leave him now. It's all anonymous as well. It's quite fun. Really good community. We've only ever kicked two people off there. Yeah. And so there's thousands on there. Yeah. So, so you can kind of do what you want and then you'll go on there and they'll like girls sail now run like it's it's really good then you can DM us yeah you can DM us yeah you can DM us and if you want to watch us we're on YouTube we are so five o'clock on what Wednesday ding dong right that's enough I don't like that let's get into it not my favorite bit right catch up let's have a little catch up my love

tell me who's your new who's your new best mate you said I'm going to be jealous oh my god I have a new best friend. She doesn't know it yet. Oh. Um, so basically Jenna that owns Refai. Yes, I know she is. So there's two girls. And she's a dragon. She's a dragon's den person. That's cool. That's fucking cool. I'm quite good friends with Deborah Meadon. So like, I wondered it. What? Did I not tell you? What? You can't just drop that. Oh my God. So I've, I'm such a good fucking liar. Jenna said that, um, I'm not friends with Deborah Meadon. Jenna said that Deborah's. sound as fuck. I think she looks

sound. She said she is sound. She's the kind of girl that would say to you, babe, that outfit's not for you. No. But Jenna, I got all the goss. So we met up because she's moved just down the road from me. Ah, she's a neighbour. So she kept seeing when I had my branded car and she must be like, this is weird.

Who's this girl? And then we got in touch with each other and because we're both business women. Yes. We had a really good chat. and she is one of the most fascinating people. Really? Yeah. I want to meet her. I'll send it up. I know who she's through. I begged her to come on the pod.

I think she's out. I think she'll come on the pod. Do you think? And also, I didn't know this, but if you're on Dragon's Den, it's your money you invest in the business and you actually have to look after the business. Obviously, yeah, that's the whole point. What did you think it was? Like a pot of money. Wait, could you imagine, like, having to do that, the time and everything. energy.

My issue with this, if I was a dragon's den person, would be. A dragon? A dragon. Sometimes I feel a certain way one day and then different than next. And if I'm in a really good mood or perhaps I've just been paid. Yeah. I'd be a bit like. Reveal.

And then someone would come in and they'd have this idea that was left feel, but I'd be in that kind of mood. And I'd be like, do you know what? Like coats for donkeys on Blackpool Zoo. Fucking great idea. 100 grand. Have it. And then the next day I'd be like, I don't want a donkey coat.

And then I'd get you. emails and with different sizes of donkeys and I'd be like, oh, fucked up. But like, she was saying like, imagine like running a massive business and then having all of that as well on top. Do they, and I'm not saying this from her, this is a question, open any question. Do they get paid to going dragons then? They'll get something, but it's BBC, so I doubt it's a lot. So I'm just thinking, is it more like a, it's a flex? Yeah, it's a massive flex. And I was telling her she needs to start YouTube, she needs to start Patreon. She's going to do like these female networking

because she's such an amazing business woman. She's got kids as well. Yeah, she's got two little ones, little as well like very little. As in short or young, young. And yeah, she's just fascinating. Oh well I'm glad you've got a new friend that doesn't know that you're besties. Yeah. Yeah, but she was there, wasn't she?

And she's helping me with some stuff. Oh, okay, well, maybe she can help. I've got a lot. I need a lot of her. I need lots of her. Her office is near here. So can we go in one day after recording and have a look at it. Okay, Ashley, we need to just... Am I stepping on... I'm just wondering whether you're being a bit intense with this friendship.

So I think what we should do is give it a few days before we turn up at her office. Yeah? With the coffee order that you know because you've stalked her and that kind of thing. Yeah, but I'm glad to hear that. Anyway, next bit of news from you. Yeah.

Big posh girl with the green bag. Harrods. Harrods. I'm in Harrods. Amazing. That is... Listen, you've been in other ones that are Great, but Harrod's is just like... Iconic. Harrod's is so cool.

So H. Beauty and Chester, the staff there are all fantastic. Current body are in there as well. There's all kinds of brands in there. The perfume section is amazing. Oh, yeah. Like Harrod's perfume floor. It's a whole floor, but it's all the best bits. Chester is actually really nice.

Stunning. James said to me the other day, because I think he frequented that area at one point He spread his seed I think he spread his seed across Chester If anyone has had your I'm out living

Ye old historic Historic Jiz James is historic jizz I am Listen I'm putting words in his mouth here But you know when someone says Oh I went to Chester And you're like oh yeah what for

And they're like I bet there's premium pus in here Yeah I think he's that And then he came on to me I'm the premium I'm the premium pus of Rochesterdale Anyway, don't know if that's true, sorry James, but Chester. You did say to me that the opera grill is very nice.

I was like, how do you know that? This is so weird because in one of my recommendation sections is the Ivy of Chester. I've been. The Ivy of Chester, the Ivy in Chester. I've not been. It's new. It only opened recently. It's so fucking nice.

I've been to the Ivy in Leeds. What the fuck? Harrogate. No, I don't know. Where we get all of our surgery, York. York. York. That's where I've been.

Right. So Chester, basically. It's got Sophia Bailey aesthetics there. We fucking love Sophia. She's been on the podcast before. Give her a follow on Instagram. She's also doing an event. If you're an aesthetic provider,

I would strongly recommend going. I'm going to try and blag a free ticket because she was telling me all about the fun people talking there. So anyway, me and so have trotted down to Harrods to have a look of a stand. And you will have both trotted. Yes. We're like the campus straight women in the world. Yeah.

and then we had a little spot of lunch as well but Chester's so nice I'm going to go for a day and night Is there a nice hotel in Chester? I'll ask James I would like to go to Chester Speaking of hotels and shagging Do you remember that guy off Tawi

when he got caught shagging that girl in an alleyway? No Oh I'm really sorry everyone forgot about it and I'm bringing it up again for him No Diags off Towie. Yes. I like him.

I like him. He got caught shagging a girl or fingering a girl. But I only got onto it because of Lauren just got sent that Benadol video. No, I didn't. So I thought, right. So can I just tell you guys like, can I just caveat this with that video's not cool and okay? I heard. I was sat last night in my crack den watching telly and I heard your voice, right, in my kitchen.

And I was like, that fuck! fucking woman. And I was like, text, I doing whatever I was doing. I could hear you. And I was like, is that Ashley? And James was like, oh yeah, we're just chatting.

I was like, fucking fuck all. I told you, we texted each other. I could hear you voice. I rang him yesterday. Yes, he was like, Ashley Zhang was like it sorted. No, it was good news. But he said that it was about a video of somebody.

Everyone's talking about the video. He said it's awful. So I saw three or four people that I follow doing posts about it or talking about it. La La, by the way Love her La La La, let me explain

I was listening to her yesterday on Patreon If you don't follow her Please do Please follow it She gives me a different perspective On everything She's an actual social worker

And does she not Do you not think she makes She feel like a silly little girl When you listen to her Because you think something You listen to it And you're like But that's why we need her in our lives

She's a good woman So she did a podcast About after Bonnie Blue Had the Baby And some of the things she said made so much sense. And I think it was her that did the thing about the Benadorn video. I've not seen the video. I don't want to see the video.

Have you seen it? No, but when I heard this conversation going on, James said apparently there's a video that's going viral. Listen, I might not be exactly right on this, but there's a girl in Benadorm. Offerhead. Offerhead or not okay, not with it. And I think they're kissing a bit,

and he's ferociously fingering her. And there's a crowd. And there's a crowd. And it had been filmed. and it's gone viral and obviously not okay on any level. But it kind of led back to that whole consent chat again because what James said, which do you know what? How is a man doing that?

No, but listen to what James said to me. And this is a man's perspective. He was like, look, of course it's all wrong. However, how pissed, how do you not know if he is fucking steaming? Well, I think his knob was working. Yeah, but he just said, Lauren, I've not done that. But he was like, what if he was all? And he wakes up and he doesn't remember either.

We all do the maddest shit. He said the main... Supposedly she's like incapacitated and he's not. And he's not. Okay, fair enough then. But a lot of the main thing... The fact that someone filmed it and posted it is also absolutely disgusting. It's disgusting. And there was another video.

Do you remember ages ago with that girl in the streets? And she was like, who else once ago? And men were lining up for blow jobs. It's men. It's men. It's always men. I can tell you now that if there was a man pissed in the street saying who wants licking out, we wouldn't make a cue.

So Lala was saying about. the Bonnie Blue thing. And listen, we, Bonnie Blue, I'd love to have a chat with her and ask her some really raw questions. Yeah, because she's fascinating. And I wouldn't speak to her in a way of like looking down on her or anything like that, but I just genuinely want to know what the situation is.

Yeah, yeah. Because. Like, why? Yeah, like, why? And also, like, is it not time to just call it a day now? with the baby. How's it going to work out with the bit? I've got loads of questions and I think someone actually does need to ask these questions.

I think if she was to be interviewed, I think every time I've seen her interviewed, she's played a part and she's played that. It's boring. And it's boring. And I wouldn't really want to talk to her about how does it feel to be shagged by a thousand guys? That's not really. And she's rage-biting, well, your husband and your husband. Yeah, that's boring.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't mind actually get into the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the dad feel about this. What me, do you know what? Like, oh, how is the kid going to be safe? That's what Lala was saying all this stuff. So she said, the dad is allegedly what Bonnie says is it was from the breeding stunt where she shagged, was it a thousand men? Raw dog. Oh, she roaredogged? No.

It's not true? No, condom. So how, so how then? No, Lala said it was raw dog. Can you Google whether it was raw. I will. For the breeding one, Google it. I promise you.

Google, who is Bonnie? So basically, she was then saying, like, you could fully contract HIV. Like, if a guy, because I think they have to have it within four days of the... I'm getting the two mixed up, sorry. So the breeding was 400, sorry. 400. Does the dad know? Does the dad have rights?

Nope. She doesn't even know. She doesn't care, supposedly. Who's on the birth certificate? That then, this is stuff what I would ask her. But then there is another rumor that is her estranged. husband's child and it's all a rage bait thing and blah blah blah. Yeah, not when kids involved.

At the end of the day, there is a baby now. There is a baby. So everything's totally different now. And she was like, you know, people are ringing the NSPCC like social services. Social services. People, not the RSPCA. No, what's the bird one? Not that one.

Petter. I don't know. Anyway, it's not actually funny any of this. No. Petter. Right. So Peter, who? What?

Peter? Fucking what? Peter Piper. So, Peter Poo. So basically she said, and this was such a la-la penny drop moment, she was like, guys, can we all stop ringing social services?

Because you're taking the time. You're taking their time and there might be another child that needs help. And they're taking thousands of phone calls and they have to report every phone call. And she said that she, we will never know at the three. as a social services case

because social services aren't allowed to speak out about minors and cases. So no one will ever know. And yeah. So listen to that podcast. Very insightful. I love Lala.

I'd like, we went on her podcast years ago. And I would actually like to get her on ours. Do you think she would? And with some dilemmas because I think she's well better than us. She's way better than us. Informed wise. And also, we did get a comment on Patreon.

Lauren. Sorry And guys, can we just say What was that? What was it? This is all a big rage bait Okay? Think of it as that

That's what we are Like we're not always right We don't always have our facts right And we don't say we are And it's more fun if we lie anywhere Yeah, it makes it more interesting But I'm not going to go deep into it But it was about the Lindsay Clancy thing

And actually I What How do we get into that being deep? Basically it was that my facts weren't correct I don't agree that because I just didn't explain it properly, probably, about how I felt about that. And that's because we don't script our podcast. And if we did, let me tell you, it would be so fucking boring. So sometimes things come up in your head, you bl-bl-l-l-l-them out, and they're not always right.

So we're going to caveat every single episode needs to start with, we're probably chatting shit. Don't act. I don't know. Anyway, right, another celebrity. Okay. Another celebrity that has been in your... A big one. This is a big celebrity.

Wayne Linneka had your eye patches on. Did he? Yeah. Have you not seen it? I did. Get a picture up on YouTube. Iconic. Iconic.

Iconic, right. And if he's still partying the way he was, he needs him. He's not. He's sober. Oh. He's looking well. The eye patches on. So basically, Waza, was with Callum on holiday in Bodrum.

They went to the Mandadena Oriental. They didn't look like a stunning holiday. Stunning. And Callum said to Wazza, here's the eye patches and then he got a picture. But can I just say, he then FaceTime me,

Wazer did. I was on FaceTime. And he wasn't pissed because he doesn't drink anymore. No, and we had a lovely conversation. He said, these would be great in Ocean Beach, Ashley. How fucking good would that be?

So if anyone works... Can we go and get a table there? Yeah, can we do a CC event, a nip-tuck event, where we hand everyone out under eye mask because everyone's hung over as fuck? Hello. And then girls don't really need to wear as much makeup

because the iPatch just kind of hide it. Hide it, yeah. So if anyone actually does work at Ocean Beach, I'm going to ask Callum today actually for the contact, but guys, like, hello. I've just had this vision of, you know, when they come out and they make the big scene of you, I can imagine you

on top of some sort of something like, yeah, wouldn't she be on the bed? Yeah, like with a crown on. With a crown on and she's being carried on a throne. And she'd fucking love it. And I'd just be sat there. When was last time you went to Ocean Beach? I can't talk.

You know I can't talk about Abitha. Oh shit. Yeah, you did that thing. I went to Abitha not long before I'm, I don't know when it was, before I met James anyway. And I've never been since and I don't think I can ever go again

because I was that. feral. I'm not sure I could ever go again. Amy Pudster just got back and I was on the phone to her this morning and she, it put, it gave me PTSD from when I got back. It's the broken afterwards. Sadie ended up in hospital. I get it. I, I potentially, honestly, I would make something up to go to hospital to be in, safe in hospital.

They should make that like a rehab centre. I've just thought, the fucking best business I you have like a hospital but it's cozy. Near I be through airport. Well, anywhere and what you do is when you've been on either a bender or on holiday, you can check yourself in for three days. People will look after you feed you. You can have the drips and it's called the hangover hostel. And you go and you know when you're hung over you just wants someone to care for you

and you think you're going to die. You go there. You have a drip. You have a drip. McDonald's. You've got a vibrator. And you can be with other people that ruined the life that weekend. Your ex-boyfriend.

come in at one point and want you back. And then there's everyone else. You know, those houses, everyone else there is also hung over and you can be like, I did this. Well, I did that. I think. And then you would all leave.

Yeah, you sit round in like a therapy session and you're like, well, I can't remember parts and they're like, yes, it's same. We're going to be okay, guys. I think that's an absolutely great idea. Brilliant. Type of thing. Brilliant idea.

Right. Me, my, me, my. I went to Manchester. on Friday. Bright Lights Big City! I went to Manchester. Just a little old girl from Rochdale. I was just wandering on Selfridges with the bar on the shoulder with something cheap in it.

No, so we went to Manchester. Me and James... Prime Mark's not in Selfridges anymore, Lauren. I didn't even go to Prime Mark. But if I did, I would have took the things out and put them in a Selfridges bag and then... So, me and James finally got a little bit of a break. So we went into Manchester in the afternoon. We went to El Gato Negro.

Love it. for a little tapas. Love tapas. And it was really nice. Bit of posh ham. Yeah, James sat next to me. We had a bit of sangria and some picky, picky bitties. Then we went to Selfie.

We just did a little shop there. Nothing particularly interesting. Some of what we bought this week. Got James some stuff. I didn't buy a fucking single thing. I'm overstimulated if you shop for too many people at once. I need to be going for either me or the kids or someone else. I can't just, ooh, ooh, it doesn't work.

We stayed. So, because I booked it quite last minute, We stayed at what was the Gotham and he's now called The Rex. They've bought it. It must have gone Padungo, I don't know. Because I wanted to stay at Stock Exchange because that's where we got married, did we?

Yes, we stayed there. You got ready for you wedding, yeah. And it was full, then I looked at a few others and they were all like full, so we stayed there. I have been to Gotham a couple of times and it's just very dark, very swingery, very like sex party. Also, do you know what really upset me about Gotham? Yeah.

there was a fur throw on the bed there we don't like fur throws no it could have come on it like whose bare asses sat on the fucking furthrow like yuck like no I don't want any soft furnishing you just imagine them using one of those like pet combs you know to get the hair out just to come out

the pubs I didn't think of that I just thought it looked nice and I took a really nice picture I don't know then I took it off the bed that gives me the ick I could not touch the fur throw Do they still have the sex toys in the room? Yeah, but I moved, diverted James' attention from that area. I thought I can't be asked. He's like, what's in the nothing's in there?

Just a mini bar. So we stayed there, but I got the bank, if you are going to stay there, because it's not that expensive compared to some of them. We got the bank manager suite. And the reason I got that. That is your job. Absolute wank manager's suite. The reason I got that.

I'm trying to give. I'm trying to help people here. The wank room. And you're taking the piss. We stayed in, and there was three. big windows and that's why I stayed there and he's actually a really nice room. Well, Lucas saw something for a window. Oh my God.

Lucas tell us because I went to London for a summer soiree as it was as William called it. And I was staying in a Best Western which let's just say was a shit old. And no clubs there then. Shady. I do like a Premier. CD. I'm fine with a Premier. So I had my bed and then there's like a frosted glass into the bathroom.

Didn't notice. Can we put the picture on YouTube? There it is. But it's when my sister said the pig head bit. So were they wearing a pig? I didn't notice it in the night, but in the day with natural light, there was tits, hands and ass prints smudged on the glass. As if someone had been fully like...

He's one of the funniest pictures, but like the tit and ass. Oh my God, it's giving me at the Hilton that time. It's like someone was pretzled. Like, you've got something to tell me about that? I haven't told you mind about that. Okay. So the other thing. We've all done things in the hilton.

Oh, let's have a little chat after. The other thing though, is, you also mentioned that, was that your hotel or somewhere else? There was someone, there was someone giving something and you could see. Oh. You were a voyeur. Well, it's their fault. Did it turn you on a bit? It turned me on a bit.

Oh, it would have turned me on. me and some friends were in his building and there's another Renica building across and we just looked over and they were like I'll be honest they were doing balloons and they were having a very

very erotic sex session and how long did you watch for because I couldn't have turned away till it was over I would have been sat with my eight I'd say a good five ten minutes oh I would have been there all what were they doing

what kind of things like literally at one point she was like basically doing a handstand and it was And he was eating her out? He was trying to fuck. He failed with that. He was trying to fuck her. Does your dick work when you're doing balloons? I've never done balloons.

Clearly. I have. I have. I haven't got a dick. So, but I'll tell you what didn't work. By the way, don't do balloons. It's actually really important. I was just going to say, I tell you what didn't work after my brain cells.

It's very, I've not done them for years. Don't do balloons. Never do balloons. Just move on. Right. Okay. Anyway, so you watched it for a while and did you get aroused? I mean, you know, it was interesting.

I would have been aroused. I would have been like... But I don't know if I might have to cut this, but I'll tell you anyway. So this was Monday. What a Monday? The guy was like, just walk around his pants again. He's a good looking lad. Jack got the binoculars out. He saw and he instantly closed the blinds.

So he knows then. How weird that you could get a feeling that someone's watching you. Do you think? When the lights are on, it's quite obvious. Jack's against the glass if you're perving on someone DUR Turn the light on

You turn the fucking lights off Do you think the sex show Was intentional then? No No No Surely you can just use a phone now The cameras are that good

On the new ones That's illegal Anyway Thanks for your contribution Alex Speaking of Really quickly with our catch up Because we have We have chatted

Speaking of Voyeurism or butts I took a picture So when we were in the hotel Sorry We interrupted you. I was sat in the bath and James got out of the bath and popped some champagne. And I took a picture and it is such an arty picture, right?

It's very sensual. And it's like that he's wet because he's just got out. And you can see his bumps. He looks great. He looks. Oh my God. It looks great. I petition for Lauren to release the picture of James.

So I took this picture and I sent it to Ashley because that's what you do with your best friends. I'm like, here's my husband. Anyway, in the morning she was like, you need to post that. And I was like, I am not. And she was like, and James was like, fucking do it. You're not asked. She was like, you need to post that picture. And I just think that's a level too far.

Let's get your engagement up. Yeah, I mean, send it to me, but no. No, guys, let's petition for Lauren to post the picture. Maybe if we do a live, it'll come up on the screen. It's four books out. I can't post these bare ass. As long as it's not like George the Jungle and I have to get my machete. It's not.

It's a very smooth bum. It's the in between the cheeks where he has a lot. Whoever leaves the best, like if you leave a corker review on Apple Pugger. I don't know what could happen. We will send you the picture. I can't post his bare butt on Instagram. I'm just not doing that. But thank you for your advice, your marketing advice.

It was great, Ashley. Thank you. Guys, we said we were going to talk about my skin pen. We've yapped too long. We'll talk about it in the bonus. But skin address is amazing. And Charlotte's just launched her website. So there we go.

Skin address. Yes, she has actually. It's really good. Right. We're going to go for a break. Right, ready. I need my phone because I've got some information on it. Will you try and find it for me?

It's the one with no case on because Ashley laughed at my case and now I've not won those trainers since I was a teenager. Well, because I looked like a teenager. I thought my shoe should match, you old haggard pitch. Right.

Yeah, keep that in. Keep that in. Right, guys, you've just heard a small argument. We are back. Right, first thing I want to do is say, we love it when you leave reviews. We love it and, like, we were laughing before about... Not so much.

Yeah, we were laughing before about sometimes, you know, in this game, a lot sometimes people forget to say the nice stuff and only say like it's really annoying when you do this but not like i love it when you do that so we got this review and i just wanted to read it because i thought it was lovely and thank you for the person that left it these girls will not sugarcoat their advice today's dilemma response was perfect honestly two of the realest women women in the podcasting industry all girls from age 18 should be listening to ashley and lauren in my opinion okay they swear and they are blunt but if i had these two in my school slash college doing workshops on how to deal with men who abuse you emotionally or periods or sex advice, it would have been so helpful. Today's younger society really need this real, relatable and honest content. I think they are both underrated and the fact they're both very successful business women adds to their credibility.

Whoever left that, can you DM me? Because I actually want to say thank you because that's so lovely. That's just like so well. Yeah, it's like four out and it's appreciated. So thank you very much. Right. Who wants their name on a troll? truck. Yes. Alex, you fan. Not allowed. You're not allowed. Right. So basically, guys, Ed has a company and it's called

WS Transportation. So the Eddie Stobar is like gone now. We're not doing that. Bye bye. So Ed and his dad, William, so that's WS, have these trucks, WS. And you'll see them. Now I've said that. You'll see them everywhere. Blue and white. They are always. Blue and white. Yeah. So they have brought back the naming of the trucks. So when, if you are our age,

you will know like when you were younger, you'd be like, what's the nerdy store about truck called? And it's got the name of the girl on the side and the front of the truck. And you could get the little mini pretend play ones and you could have names on and the stuff. And it was truckers wives.

Is that what it was? Yes. So they were, their truck. So like if James had a truck, it'd be called Lauren Elizabeth. Well, that is my name. Yeah.

And if Ed. had run it. It would be Ashley. Wow. Rebecca, I've got a truck. You've not yet. I'll get you one for your birthday. Thank you.

Right. So basically they bought this thing back and they've got an app and the app so fucking good, so good, where your truck, where your truck, where you can see where it is. With your name on. So you get it. You get your name on it and you can see where your truck is. And then you can see all the other trucks like what their names are where they are, where they're going. How cool is that?

So it's for a charity called Wish Upon a Star. I've heard of that. You make a minimum donation of 25 pounds. Nothing. You don't have to pay until your truck is printed. Yeah. It's lovely that. Get in there now because not that many people know about it yet.

And yeah, you just go online. My only issue. Search W.S. Transportation, name a truck. I don't, why not boy? So just to make it clear, no boys are allowed. But why? Because think of a little boy. It's just a historic thing.

Right, okay. If you think of a little boy, they love trucks. I know I said this but it's a hit-door thing. It's a flat-no. Yeah, and they have to like, so Katie, my friend's been like approving them and they get some word requests. Well, like weird names. I need to speak to her about it, but yeah.

Like sweetheart? Well, they know me and they know that sweetheart is a real name. It's not a joke. It's a real name. But for example, Sophie Dixon's done one for Princess. And they didn't, they weren't sure if it's real. They weren't sure if it's real, but she got in touch with me and was like, this is your friend.

said, yeah, so we've approved that one. But that's a look, what a lovely thing to do for her daughter. Can I just say it's such a good gift for like a kid? It's cute. So I've got three kids parties this weekend and I managed to get them all. That's what you're getting. And then, so how do they know they've got it then? Because do you get the picture?

You get a, yeah, a certificate and everything. And it's like, yeah. It's like the modern version of when people used to buy stars for people. Yeah, so there you go. There you go. Get yourself signed up. And all the money goes to charity. Guys, I've just had the text off my PA.

what now she's managed to get hold of one of the harrod's fragrance advent calendars for well you should get one really given that you if there's any you don't like i'm going to do a giveaway i was thinking of doing that but i forgot good idea that right so quick update for you last week we spoke about lapland UK and you'd said that for the city i think they were they were VIP um but they would like extortion it and we were just saying is it worth it is it not blah blah blah so we did just we got on messaging So just to like be fair about this, we did get a message in saying, hey girlies, I've just booked Lapland UK.

No cues on the website, loads of tickets left, family of four for 350 pounds. That's mad because last year, you couldn't even... You couldn't even get on the website. So you know when we all tried to get Oasis tickets? I liken it to that.

And you couldn't even get on the fucking website. That is what the Lapland website is like. Well, do you think that everyone now did it and now everyone's a bit like... they've been. Yeah. So anyway, we did say that, but this has messages come through.

And while I'm at it, I also got a message from somebody I know saying, basically last year her baby dad took the kids to Lapland UK. And she'd been invited to this other place. And she didn't want to go in case it kind of was rubbish compared to Lapland UK. But she thought, sod it, I'm going to go anyway. And she said the kids said it was better. Or on part.

Yeah, on part. And also because it wasn't as mass and so busy, they got more drinks through, the day was a bit more personal touch so it's called Santa's Secret Forest and it's Oral Hill Lane in Liverpool so apparently she said honestly she said it was fantastic I'll send it you I went to one last year I don't know if it was that one I can't remember the name of it no I think it's secret grotto any that was really good as well but yeah guys if you want to do something Christmas day it's not like that Willie Wonka experience the fuck's that

you all right oh well everyone knows Willie Wonka experience. It was like this thing, I'll show you the TikToks of it. These people in Scotland, I think it was. I just, I don't know, I just wanted to say a squirtage. Because we do lie and make things up. Yeah. It was somewhere.

And basically, people had to pay like 30 quid in the summer holidays for this Willy Wonka experience. Remember when the Willy Wonka film? It was in Glasgow. It was in Glasgow. And it's fucking hilarious. And mate, it was in Bas.

And just, and the, These kids were like crying and the parents were all like, fucking, they're said shit. Yeah, there's a shit. Which one of you? Leaving like, Deskastse. No, and the TikToks of it are fucking hilarious, Lauren. It's like a proper, proper shit show. They've Deffo gone and like sniff the profits or something.

Right. I've got a core memory here. You know how you had the P.E. in the underwear? Yeah. This may fall on deaf ears here, but. phase here, but I've just had a core memory. Did you ever go to the Cabri's factory as a kid?

Yes! I loved the Cabri's factory. It was so good. It's still there. I've never been and I've always wanted to go. I remember a lot. And that is something. I remember leaving with the chocolate and then there was loads of chocolate and eating the chocolate all day.

I'm watching the production line. It was the smell of the chocolate. The smell of the chocolate. And then I left with the goody bag. Did he still do that? Ed had a, it still exists because I was driving. somewhere the other day it said to Sophia Bailey's clinic and it said Cabrory World Capri World that's what it's called Ed had a school core memory right and it fell on death years with me yeah we were driving into town and there was a man with a didgerie day oh I saw that on your stories and we were at it's like it doesn't speak no

you went oh fellas got a didgering dude it's his accent around it he did and Ed went do you remember at school when the people we used to come in with the didgerie dues and i was like no mate that was just you did anyone have that he went to an old boy's school i'm a bit who knows what that actually was what about their bums it's the one with a didgeridoo he went to an old boy's body's body's going bummed by a didgeridoo that's gonna pull out right sorry okay actually just had said that we've had to remove no i think we can leave that in oh don't know well ask the lawyer right um need to stop laughing because I've got something serious to discuss so right from

getting bummed by did you redo to something no this is serious really guys like listen up it's bad so I was in two minds about sharing this I'll tell you why so basically we got a message on DMM on Patreon and it was a girl that had been I'm not gonna say where I came will you stop that cough last chance now do you need to cough again. Good girl. Right. She's just looking at it. You look like snowy then. It's not like snowy then. You just looked at me like, she's with a little teeth. Right. We got a message on Patreon and she basically said that she'd been to an appointment. I won't say

what. And her lady had told her a story about one of her other clients. Okay. Now I don't know. She said she shared it with us and there's no names or anything and she said, I think it's really important that this is shared just for like awareness and safety. My only concern is I not the exact source but you know as you know we talk shit so this is all allegedly it's allegedly but it feels we're gonna change bits of the story so it's not like yeah but to be honest but it's not a load of shit though it feels like yeah it's and it's come from somebody who someone else told okay so here is the story these are two young girls in their 20s who nearly got trafficked by an uber driver from a UK airport a few weeks ago i wanted to share it with you as you've got a platform with

thousands of women followers and lots of young women who are likely to take Uber's home from airports, and now I'm just questioning the whole thing. It's really upset me and frightened me. I'm hoping that you can share it on the pod. These two young girls were in the 20s. They'd been on holiday, and they arrived back at a UK airport in the early hours of the morning a few weeks ago. They'd planned to take an Uber home. Before they got in the Uber, they had checked on the app that the driver was legit, his ratings, etc. And it was all like a normal Uber account. Thankfully, one of the girls took a picture of the number plate. When they sat in the car, he said he was just going to go and a cigarette before they headed off. He was at the back of the car for quite a while, long enough

for one of the girls to ask why it was taking so long. At the beginning of the journey, he was talking to them pretty normally. While they were on the motorway, they asked how long the map was saying until they got home, and that's when he started behaving differently. He said the map wasn't working, and he was going to take them on the back roads. Thankfully, and I have to say, I'm not sure I would have been switched on enough to do this. One of the girls pretended to call her dad, and she actually called 9-99. During this phone call, she had to stay very car, and while her friend was silently crying and petrified next to her. They had a photo of the number plate,

so she had to tell them the number plate over the phone in code. They must have said, right, we're going to do it like this. So he wouldn't know what she was saying. So they used things like flight numbers and gates for the letters to tell them. I don't know if I could have done that. I don't think of that. I can't even say the alphabet in big letters. And how amazing that whoever picked up that call could do this with them,

The driver then started to get angry and was telling her to get off the phone and he placed a bottle of pepper spray in the front of the car for them to see. She carried on staying calm. They were incredibly lucky that she was a smart girl and did this so quickly. The police driver located them and pulled the driver over. It was a very close situation to be in a bit of a needle in a haystack. The police found body bags, robes and three girls' passports in the boots. Later the police also told the girls that a van had been following that car

There is, it's absolutely mortifying Whose three past ports were in the boot? Is it someone else's? Were they fake? Obviously I'm repeating the story And I've tried to get to the basic point But I was told please relay it to a where Sorry, to raise awareness

I know bad things happen all the time But this is a local girl And I just, it's unbearable And I really need to make sure that this is shared When I read that story like I'm not a lot shocks me Sometimes I read stories and I'm like, ooh. But that made me feel sick because if that girl hadn't been so fucking clever,

what could have happened? They had body bags in the fucking car in the fucking UK. Don't, that's like... So then we got on to how do you make yourself safe, right? So these girls took a picture of the red. Do I take a picture of the red? Do you want to get an Uber? No.

I've never done that, do you? You trust the Uber app? The people trafficking thing happens a lot in Paris you hear as well it happened to a girl that I know she was something about

she got dropped off at her hotel and then she got a phone call like your Uber driver said that you left your credit a card or an ID or something in the car and when she went downstairs they tried to

get it's so fucking scary so I think is there any tips I mean the first thing I guess would be ringing wherever you go in and saying of just in front of the person you can when you're on the Uber app you can share your location no I know but if she'd have checked the Uber app and you know usually when I get in the car I wait for them to go Ashley right okay and stuff that they know so that's one thing make sure they've got your name ring wherever you're going and say just getting in the Uber this is the reg I mean it's not it's not a nice conversation you don't want people people innocent men who were

driving you to feel like that but it's the world we live in and maybe even stay on the phone during the journey sat navs says i'm going to be this long i think that's really important but i think when you've had a drink it's the scariest because i am the first for just being like bumbling in and being like yeah take me home macdonald's on the way just keep your wits about your girls and especially if you've got young daughters let's make sure we shouldn't have to we really shouldn't have to but in this world now we've got to protect ourselves as women and make sure that your kids understand another really really quick story that's just brought me on to. A, two friends of mine, you might have seen it on Instagram actually, witnessed on their way home, they're in the car with their little girl, a 12-year-old

girl getting hit by a car. What? Near where they live, it was a school girl and she was hit by a car and they, what I'll tell you is after, they went out and they stayed with her until the ambulance came. It was incredible finding. She was, but they thought she wasn't and it was awful. And they were with their kids, so their kids witnessed it as well. No, it was the baby. But still, and basically I spoke to my friend and I was like, what the fuck? And she went, I've put it on Instagram. She didn't put any deep. She just said, listen, because this girl didn't look where she was going.

I said, was it the driver's phone? She was like, she just walked out. So I had a chat. I don't know, but I had a chat, funnily enough, the next day, I was driving to get Fia and a teenage girl on a phone. Do you know how there's a central reservation thing? You cross one half, then you wait and then you cross the other. She hadn't checked and she was just going out on a phone.

I was looking, but, so girls, just a quick one, if you've got daughters, I told Thea this story. I frightened the fucking living daylights out of her. Remember to tell. your kids about... You feel like road safety back when we were younger was huge. It was much bigger. It's not really much of the thing.

And if you're on the phone, these teenage girls and they're not looking... So just quick one, guys, if it helps anyone, remind your kids whatever about. Tell them that story and tell them to be fucking careful on the road. Now, we're going to have a little break. And then we are going to wrap up with what we bought this week. This week I spent thousands of pounds on fucking soil. Dirt.

It's fucking soil. Like I would rather have gone to a park and dug it up my fucking self. I said to James, we've paid that for soil. Soil's like a, it should be like water. Mind you, we've paid for water. Wasn't it dirt cheap? Ah, very good.

I got some garden rails from Charles and Ivy. So we've done like a little wall outside, but Tommy will be able to climb over it. So we've done like, you know, those like, great, not a railing, that doesn't sound nice. Anyway, got them from Charles and Ivy. And while I was on there, I was, I don't know what it is. I was, I'll put a picture on.

I was perusing their bin stores. Yeah, the bin stores are nice. Not cheap, but not. Bin store, mate. Bins are disgusting. Yeah, so when I next get my vape. Yeah, it's like a house for the bin. Yeah, and you just lift the lid.

It's not cheap, but very appeal to me. Imagine if, get someone on this quickly, keep between us. Imagine bin stores, but when you put it in, it has like a jet wash and it cleans the inside, like auto bean. Do you not have a man that comes and cleans your bins? No.

Yeah, Lauren. She doesn't shut off of that. Just shock it down the bin shoot. It's because it makes me feel very like premium. Okay. P. Tiox. I got the Ptiox. I've been telling you to get that for fucking ages.

It's life changing. I know. And I thought I was like... Skin Seatcles Ptiox serum. Everyone's on the hype. It's too expensive. So I got it. I'm sorry it's worth it.

My makeup went on really well. That's what I've noticed the most from it. It's nice. Sorry it's expensive. Ed borrowed mine because I got the moisturiser and he is now addicted. I prefer the moisturiser to the serum. Oh, I prefer the syrin to the moisturiser. Right, well there you go.

I got a shit ton of flow tampons. I thought you don't wear tampons. We'll talk about this another day, but I need to talk about my, I need to go to the doctors, my shit is off down below. You've been needing to go for a while. Yeah, it's about numerous things.

About numerous things while I'm there. And I'll pull out the scripts when I get there. Yeah, my periods are not, something's going wrong. Anyway, flow tampons, organic, only get organic tampons, girls, like, seriously. I got an Adidas striped rugby top. in brown.

She's got a little collar. Sounds like my idea of hell. Sorry, you wore a great track seat the other week and I'll never let look like that down. So Merritt Cheek balm. I love Merit makeup and it's like a cheek. Oh, the one in the dome thing. I got another one.

I really recommend that, guys. I haven't tried yet, but I bought the prequel oil cleanser. Everyone's talking about prequel this new brand. Don't know. So I just bought it. I'll let you know what I think. Their body lotion is the best but sold out everywhere. I haven't seen that yet.

It's in a blue thing, I'll send you a picture of it. Everyone's talking about it, so I thought I'll give it a try, I'll tell you what I think. Very reasonable. We got James some lovely PJs from M&S. Oh my God, he wears pajamas. No, not normally, but while we're living in the state that we're living in, it's like, and they're really soft and the very Skims vibe.

They're like black with a black t-shirt, really, really liked it. We got him a skims rugby top from the men's section. I've never got him anything from the men's before. It is so soft, so lovely. and because his style is that kind of backwards cap, baggy pant 90s, whatever. Really nice actually, girls. He was a skater boy.

That leads me on to this. I did buy, I was influenced and I did buy, but I haven't decided whether to keep. Yeah. Fruit of the looms are. No. No. No, no, no, you big fat loser.

No. No. You're better than that. That is like when you're in like primary school and your parents buy your pants. Yeah. Yeah, but is that not incredibly chic? No, it reminds me of like a discounted outlet store.

If you ever get like some branded polos made, it's fruit. I know. But I just think I like the bright cause. It's 90s. I love 90s vibe. Hey, wear it. Well, I'm not going to now, but the kids stuff, I dress Tommy like that. I like it.

Well, I get you in post-QR code, hon, and get it back. Get it back. You're horrible. You're horrible. You're horrible. I don't know if I've said this one already. I got a bedside thing for. Tommy. You've already said that mate and it's boring as for him move on.

I know. Oh, God, how long is his fucking list? We're done, done. Okay, so guys, I got an outfit from a band called Votiv for holiday. You got what? A holiday outfit from a brand called Votiv or Votiv. Okay. Go and look and it's really nice.

It's like, it is. Right, I'm gonna start off strong. Better Vits Metabolic Plus. I have been taking that consistent. and honestly think that it has attributed to my postpartum weight loss journey like I've been doing all kinds of things but I notice that consistently taking it

definitely helped someone DM'd me about this the other day just confirming how to take it's got that burboreen in it nature's a Zempec so you have to take well you don't have to but they suggest three a day with each meal that's how they suggest you take it because someone messaged me like exactly how do I take it

and I think eating has made me lose a bit more weight. Does that make sense? Oh, so we're on a different vibe. Because I was fully starving myself. Yeah, but it's not sustainable. No, so when I take these, like you said, um, it helps. It helps. And I, I have had really, really good feedback from that, really, really good reviews. So it basically supports your gut metabolism connection. I don't really understand it, but it works. Our code is nitok. Yeah, try it. Better bits, metabolic plus. And they do the funny ones too. Oh, the funny ones. Get your Fanny sorted while I get mine sorted.

Right. So let me get my microphone over here. I've got something to show you. So if you're watching on YouTube, you notice I have got a three drink situation going on here. So I've got my coffee for my uncle elf. Yeah. Then I've bought you one of these to try.

These are the DOS and Co. Beauty collagen drinks, right? So we're going to have a taste. test now. These have been a lifesaver. They do it in this flavor which is berry and pomegranate and they also do it in a lemon and lime flavor which by the way, one of the girls opened it the other week and she went, this would be nice with vodka and it. I always think that with everything. Yeah, but like how good to have a collagen cocktail. It's got type one and three collagen peccal. Literally, I've never known anything like this. I think this is quite a unique product because the zinc tightens your skin, you know. We should all be taking zinc. So have a try

of these because I'm beyond obsessed. Nice to have in your car, you go out in the morning, refreshing. It's got your collagen in it. It's not fizzy so you don't burp after. I don't think that's a tiny bit. A tiny bit, but it's not like, it's not got that collageny aftertaste. No, I like it. So yeah, do some co-drinks. Then, now, next up, we have a spa now. I've never tried one. I'm beyond obsessed with this one. Because I just haven't really been drinking, but they're quite hard to get hold of. Hot honey. margarita. This sounds like it's going to be a bit much for me. They're fucking hot.

Oh, it's 15%. It's 15%. Oh, tequila, halapino, honey, lime juice and sea salt. Right, I'm going to try it. I'm nervous. Smells potent. It smells potent. It smells potent.

Take a big gulp. Okay. But nice. Want more. Hot. More. Mouth watering. Eyes and mouthwatering.

Hot. Hot. What do you think? Right. It's an acquired taste. I like how it burns you through. Yeah. Siko.

Right, so it's one of those that when you, have you ever had a shot of whisking? Come on then. You're like warm belly. Kick down the fucking doors. Yeah, warm belly. Like when I used to drink in the clinic when I went to be weird.

Bad decisions. Yeah, like gin. Like heart warming. When you have something stressful is going on, you think fuck this, you have a hot, you shot and then you're like, oh, my chest is warming. That would be nice in the wood. They're addicted.

They're addicted. I don't dare drink anymore. It's 15%. I like that. I like that. What's the other flavour? They also do a Mosque Mule. Oh, nice.

And one beginning with a sea that I personally have never heard of a modern drink. So I buy... I like the hot, honey, I like that. I buy the Mosque Mule. Makes me want to eat a burger, though. So I'm going to pause you there, girls. We've also got some other little bits

because we've got some guests in the studio. The fuck? Is this a joke? They've brought you some gifts. Don't want them. Don't be nervous. I feel like I've been pumped. I mean, I don't even know what they are, so.

Oh, it's our devices. It's not your devices. I've already got mine. Yeah. Bye guys. What is it? What is it? Just some cupcake.

Oh, thank you. So nip tuck times Tria. Oh! And after you've used your Tria, there's your hairy bits. Oh my God, this is... We've got cupcakes. With fairer. Fannie's on there. But why is the Fanny green?

Oh, it's called it's Brandon. Oh, thank you. Do you, do you, do you want a cupcake? Yeah, come on. You need your, um, you need your better bits, um, funny stuff if it's green. Exactly. So this is a hairy moth, but before you use the Tria, Vorex and this is after. Mmm, that's really good. Lauren, just put some lipcloth on before you start, babe.

What am so dry. This should be a feature. It should be a feature. Guys, that is a lip gloss that you all need. It's called Smokey Pink from Makeup by Mario. Nice. A liner and a gloss. And I think I prefer it to my, you something wrong one that I've preached for years.

Right, things have got a little bit wild in here. We're going to move this whole thing over to the bonus. And we're going to talk about a few things. One of them is what we wish we knew at 26, which I absolutely love. 36, no. No. Shush. It's 26. It's not. It's 306. It's at 36. What she wish she knew at 26. She's right. I'm wrong.

We've also got some really good books and reading. Really good reviews for some books for you. We're going to do your questions and dilemmas. I'm going to tell you about my skin pen. And basically, we're just going to carry on the chat over there. We'll see you on the bonus if you're on Patreon or Apple Subs. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.