Nip Tuck - The 'Loyal' LADS On Tour

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

Ashley & Lauren are re-united after Lauren's holiday and boy, does she have some stories to tell! From nightmare cabin crew, to lads and stags who are up to no good before even touching down at their destination. Ashley's got some incredible dupes for you, so grab a pen and paper.Oh and todays Slutty Susan is exactly why the girls love doing this podcast! This listener knows how to come out of an unhealthy relationship and feel like a boss.To sign up for Patreon for more exclusive content and full video episodes, click this link: https://patreon.com/niptuckpodTo get involved with the show, you can send us a DM on Instagram and TikTok, find us @niptuckpod.Or you can email [e-mail] can also send us your beauty questions, icks, dilemma's and Slutty Susan confessionals via WhatsApp! You can text or voice note the girls on [phone] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello hello hello no not never again never hi guys and welcome to not giving a fuck this is the podcast where we celebrate being positive aspirational women this is all about being unapologetically yourself owning who you are and allowing everyone else to be who they want to be unless we want to slag it off on the podcast and that's it to us. Coming up on today's show guys Lauren is finally spilling the beans on her stunning Ryanair flight. Ashley is giving us some serious bargain buckets here like I'm talking £100 savings on these products and we have a girl who turned a very sticky situation into a very sexy one. On Nip Talk we want you to get your voice heard you can email us at hello at nip tuck pod.com and you can also get in touch via

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And we are one big community group chat thing. One big dysfunctional family. Yes, that is what we are, which I'm really used to. Me too. That's what I've got at home. Okay, we're back in surgery. Why did we have to do this? So, I didn't see you last week because I...

We've not seen each other for so long. I was on my holidays. Shock, Lauren was on holiday. I was on the holidays. so i feel like i've got quite a bit that we need to catch up on i like it when this happens but it means that the episode normally ends up with us like right sit yourselves down and get ready for blah okay so um tell us about your holiday so first thing i want to discuss is the ryanair flight right go on because you wouldn't tell any of us no because i just thought i'll tell you in

person so we got on a ryanair flight now when i book my flights i don't really look at who the provider is i just look at like what day it is what time isn't ryanair meant to be the shittest one hurry jet two is meant to be the best yeah but i always just thought it's a plane you just get on it and easy jets not great all right yeah anyway booked it it was ryanair didn't think much of it and and i would never look i just fucking book whatever time's right for me agree and then i realized why everyone says they will never fly with ryanair again so first of all um you'll be On a fucking Ryanair flight. Oh, I will.

Like, if I need to get a flight, I'm not saying I'm never going to fly with Ryanair because if I want to get to somewhere and they're flying there, then I'll go. But the shit. So, first of all, I had an argument with one of the,

Stuart, what are they called now? Stuart Ass. Stuart Ass. No, I don't think that's right. Cabin Crew. I think that's what we call it now. So, there's different elements to this. The argument that I had.

So, it was, we were going to Mallorca for the weekend. So, it was full of stag and hens. And there was actually a really nice hen party He said hello to me and stuff. But there was a group of Scouse men. The worst. Now, I love Scouse women.

Girls, stay away from Scouse men. I love Scouse women. Men, not so much. So, I mean, the voice, there was a group. We're not being Scouse-ist. Scouse-ist. So there was a big group of them. So all I could hear.

When they're together, they're very. It was like a foreign language. I couldn't even. And there was younger ones. There were older ones. And they took over. And obviously, I ended up sitting. And when you're with kids, you feel very protective of them.

Yes, look, my mum, I don't know how this happened, was a bit further away, sat next to the kids. Lucky bitch. And I, I don't know, depends what you call lucky, and I was on my own because we checked into each other. And I never, ever paid to sit together. I'm not paying for that. Anyway, so normally you just end up sat together.

So I was there in the midst of all these scouse men, right? And I was tired. and all I could hear was like yeah right laddy yeah right everywhere so I was in a bit

of a bad mood but let me tell you something don't trust fucking men men in general

not just scalp men no no no men the conversations I heard they were all planning to shag when they got there yeah they all had wives

and girlfriends and when they all get together can I just say an ick men walking around together on a stag do and they're all like

Yeah, they're all giddy. Yeah, no. And they're all like, yeah, lad, yeah. It's not cool. And also, they're only going to go, like, to a brothel or something anyway, aren't they? Or shag people that probably aren't even as fit as the girlfriends and wives at home. So I'm sat there, nothing else to do but listen to their entire conversation. There's a guy behind me.

Okay. He's got a girlfriend. What was his name? I'm not saying. No, this is like, there's a TikTok trend where they go. If you fell as such and such. James from age 25 to 28. You've been cheating on...

Yeah, no, I actually did... God's honest, my memory is horrific. I did know his name because I thought I'm not going to say it and I've genuinely... God, I can't remember it. I couldn't tell you. Anyway, he sat behind me and next to him is a girl that they'd met at the airport

who was going to meet her friends out there. And he's got a girlfriend. I've heard him mention his girlfriend. On the other side, there's another guy who's talking about his wife and he loves his wife. At least these people are getting mentioned. Yeah, they were steaming, right? anyway

I kept standing up to turn around and look at the back of the plane to check on Thea and my mum and the other one and

I turned around and they were snogging no already on the plane full on snogging and I was

getting angrier and angrier because I thought your missus heard him say that yeah they were talking about this man's girlfriend

was he fit no was she fit no it's not all about looks no I'm saying no because I'm annoyed at them so then I'm sat there and I'm fucking raging

I'm thinking your missus is at home have you had a safe flight babes oh yeah it was good thank you anyway and then I turned around and I looked through the gap they were holding hands as if they had been a holiday romance they are holding hands and he's stroking with his thumb her hand no like you would do with

a partner right anyway the man next to him At the beginning of the flight, he's like, oh, this is my kid, showing his kid, loving me wife and all this. And I thought, oh, go on, you're all right. A few beers down them, an hour and a half into the flight, he says these words.

Were any of your mates up for it then when we get there? Oh! Right, so I'm getting really angry at this point. And what did the girl respond? You've got a girlfriend! Why are you saying that? He went, yeah, but what happens in... I don't know where they were going.

Magaluf stays in Magaluf. I don't know what happens in Mallorca stays in Mallorca oh cool great so then except chlamydia

because you're going to bring that home so then I'm looking around and I couldn't hold it in and at the end you know when everyone

stands up because you're all waiting to get off and stuff which is pointless anyway because you have to just stand there one of the lads

goes hey you've been at it look at you with your holiday romance and I thought this poor girl at home and I just turned around to them

and I went Lauren no I went well you've got a girlfriend and his face he was like and I was

just looked at them both and he went she went I know I've said that and I was just like and I was so angry and you're just as bad and you're just as bad

so there's another bunch of stags that I saw in the airport and and one of the men there was in his 50s and he had no teeth

and I heard one of the men say do you know what his missus made him take his teeth out for the stags she wouldn't give him his teeth so she said to him he had no front teeth he must have had like an implant and she said to him if you're going on that stag do you're not having your teeth

and he had no front teeth and they were all so she basically said you can go but you're not having your teeth so he's gone there with no i was crying um anyway so that's one part absolutely hello now let me tell you i'm just getting my notes up because i wrote the i wrote the silly cow's name down the the girl oh she openly gave no not the girl who did the cheating this is the staff from ryanair that i wish to make a complaint about so they're a bit loud and i'm in the middle of it so potentially i look like i'm with them because i'm in the mix yeah yeah yeah just before we got hard granted the the seatbelt sign was on and i hadn't seen it granted i stood up and turned to look again

because I was a bit worried that Thea and the other one was with my mum and were they alright so I turned to her and she went sit down so I just like

she went the seatbelt sign is on sit down and I was like a bit taken aback and I went I'm just sorry sorry I didn't realise

I was just checking and then she said I have told you to sit down and have some respect for me she said this to me yeah but you don't know what

she's probably been being abused by not my And I agree, it must be such hard work. I just fully agree with that. And I just, I thought, do you know what? And I just went, I said, don't talk to me like that. Lauren.

No, actually, she was shouting at me. I'd not done anything. I went, don't talk to me like that. I said, I was just checking on the girl. I said, I'm sorry, I didn't see it. And she was right in my face in front of everyone. When she walked off, some other people were like, that was absolutely bang out of order.

And I was just really shaken up. So I thought, I just waited, I just waited. you know me i'm not letting it go it's not going so i thought i'll get you when you come around offering drinks she came around and i said excuse me i said come here and i just i didn't shout because i don't i just said the way you spoke to me then was absolutely out of order i said if you'd have just said please sit down i would have said oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't realize and that conversation would have been over i said i'm not with these people and i'm not drunk um i said treat me with respect and don't speak to people like that and i will respect you and she went and

And I went, what's your name? This is funny because I would have done this. She went and wrote it down on a piece of paper for me. She passed it to me as if to say, tell who the fuck you want because I'm protected because we're all protected because of all these nasty people. And her name was, she was horrible, horrible. She had a full-on argument with me.

And I wasn't arguing, Nouria. She was horrible to me. Did you know, Ed told me that Ryanair Flights, the man that owns Ryanair, like literally just wants to make as much money as possible. Yeah, fair enough. And he said that Ryanair were going to have paid standing seats on aeroplanes. No.

Like, near the toilet area. Wow. Honestly, I was disgusted in how she spoke. I was really... And when I spoke to her after hours, I wasn't aggressive. I said, no, she's horrible. Okay, we let it go now. Breathe.

Right. So, dress code. And Jet 2, however. Jet 2, yes. Brilliant, actually. Yeah. And how about you on private jets? How do you find the stuff?

I don't go. private chairs okay i've heard enough of my own voice you tell me a bit of an update before i go back to ranting about something else right dress code it says here what have you got to rant about this right no it's your you speak for a bit no come on tell us okay so i went to um a james's cousin christening slash sorry not christening um engagement slash baby shower on saturday and james sent me the invite i didn't really read it i just checked where it was like it was big invite you know just whatever and i'm in the car and i'm wearing um a baby grow no actually really nice really nice i'll tag them levi jeans but they've got no waistband so they're right on

the hip yeah yeah so nice and i had a bright it sounds horrible but like a bright pink like a dark bright body on i thought i look nice anyway so in the car and james happens to be wearing a white t-shirt and some shorts fuck knows and he says just check the address because i don't know exactly where it is so we're about five minutes away so i just got it up dress code black tie white no and nude i am in a hot pink but why why a dress code there just was it's james's cousin there just was and i'm wearing a hot pink and i looked at him i said did you know there was a dress code and i don't know anyone really do you know there's a dress code he went no no no i didn't know and then later on he goes yeah i replied and said nude does that mean you're

naked i went so you did know there was a dress code i was like i don't know anyone i'm about to walk into a room where everyone is what did you do i just did it i couldn't go back then it was honestly and i don't get nervous did the lady care not one bit there was um i walked in i said i'm so sorry i've just and everyone was looking at me because i wasn't wearing white and i everyone was in white and nude and i absolutely wasn't and when there's dress codes it makes me really want to not go or rebel yeah um but there was a tiktok i'll find it for you and a girl turned up to this wedding wearing literally it looked like a wedding dress vibe and so many people were like um saying that people had done that to them and they'd spilt wine on them and

stuff like that really i do think my friend's getting married in august and every dress i've looked at if it's been too white or cream then i know it's just a known thing it's just a no i wouldn't and i wouldn't wear black i would wear black i know i don't know why acceptable now is it because i still got this thing like should i i was watching again at a reel the other day and it was like top 10 wedding guest outfits right i could do with that well they were so inappropriate they were cut down there they had bits cut out on the tummy area right so like no i thought this so my friend has just bought a stunning dress it's like 300 pounds absolutely beautiful she's wearing it when she goes to can and i thought oh i could borrow that for the wedding yeah now i looked at

it and it's like high neck and then it has a triangle missing there and in my head i thought not appropriate but then i thought what am i right in saying that yeah my gut feeling was no i wonder why just just like you need to keep it classy yeah exactly um right hangover cure tip i feel like i'm being interviewed for this pod um so we asked for hangover tips and i had a few that were the same which makes me think it's good anti-travel sickness tablets oh those ginger ones

no like the proper ones that you get you can get them over the counter at Boots really and they're tablets I don't get travel sickness

but I know people do and apparently if you take them before I don't know about after but before it doesn't give you do you know the next day

when you've got the shakes and the sick feeling and a few people sent it to me and said take that and you're sorted there you go girls

so I'm going to try it i've not drank for ages but i'm gonna really but i'm gonna try it and you haven't either so no that's the good thing about being pregnant you don't have a hangover yeah but then you do feel hungover all the time like you don't get the fear all of my friends like if they've been out and stuff they'll text me like i'm so jealous that you're pregnant that's what i do every time i've got a hangover i think i wish i was pregnant yeah there's like you just can't drink now when you're pregnant and it's you can't drink at all no you can't drink at all and i i'm kind of like i might just keep the sober don't lie are you about to say sorry whoa whoa whoa

that's gonna be a very it's a very big time were you just gonna say that i might just yeah fuck that like it's christmas exactly what a good time yeah do you think how do you feel about it being just before christmas because that to me is a hell time to have a baby do you think are you like why why i don't know hell time i can get everything ready just before i go thea was born well same time as saskia end of november um and i just found the pressure of i don't know it's your third mate you kind of just crack on now don't you maybe it's just with the first you know it's like have christmas and be christmas i'm just gonna lie in my pajamas farmers drinking wine and eating food yeah i'm gonna keep the fat up yeah i'm staying fat till

january so this is another good thing about having a winter baby um you can wear the clothes you can wear the jumpers you can remain fat until and when we say fat we don't mean fat we're talking about like yourself you met the fat mentality of i am going to do what i want like i just have quavers for breakfast yeah you can keep that until like jan and then start with everyone else whereas if you have a summer baby you have to wear t-shirts shorts vest tops because it's boiling and you are more body conscious yeah that's the worry about a summer baby isn't it i mean you always feel shit after anyway summer baby you can go out in the pram whereas i feel like a winter baby i felt very stuck inside i have just got one of those treadmills off amazon what treadmills

the fold away ones do you go outside no but for like at night when the kids are asleep and stuff like that they're meant to be

really good I've not set it up yet I do very little cardio yeah but just like walking when I'm listening because I listen to books and podcasts

and stuff well I've listened to two over the weekend go on no I'm not speaking anymore right okay tell us you've written here

so what we do when we've got updates we make notes so that we don't forget yeah and one of the things on here on Ashley says Chanel bag

right okay so i like i've only ever bought one chanel bag from the shop okay is that the pink one the pink one yeah and that was just before the price increase um i'm gonna say how much it is and this is obscene but it was three thousand nine hundred pounds so i bought that but we'd done really well you yeah we've done really well and it was my money it was your treat wasn't it was my treat and i'd wanted you getting it as your treat bag for ages anyway i got it and the week after it went up to five grand what an investment though right no listen to this so i was like i want a classic black chanel bag how much are they no listen now it's vile so i wanted the black

caviar one with gold hardware which is small size so it's this big oh not the bigger one no it's small so it's that big yeah so um i usually buy my bags off like resellers and stuff like that but even now the chanel ones are like close to the shop price so i found a used one and they wanted a lot for it and i was like yeah but you know a grand extra and i can walk in the shop like yeah pick the one i want and enjoy the experience of going to the shop and getting it so i was like when i'm in london i'm gonna go to chanel and have a look at the bag and i went in and they got a few out for me and they are all different to be fair like the the leather and you have to fully inspect them and i was like how much is it were they nice to you yeah in london

they're really nice because they're not in manchester are they well do you know what if you get the right if you get the wrong people no they're not nice but there's two that are really nice okay there's a man called matthew and a girl called i think her name's she's got brown hair she's lovely anyway you ready to hear how much a small classic flat so like this big 8150 pounds and when i stood there and looked at it i went no no i can't no i can't if it was a bigger no even that no no i mean no as a bag absolutely not but what the fuck eight thousand for a bag that they've always got in stock that not limited nothing like and a lot of people do have the copy ones which is absolutely no shade fine but imagine how fuming you'd be if you sat

down and your mate went well i got this off the fence or in dubai the other week or turkey and it was the exact same you'd be like oh my god furious and the thing is as well i lose everything you'd have to put that bag on your home insurance absolutely the the fear of carrying that around with me and losing it or being drunk with it or whatever scratching it whereas your mates next year loses it and buys another because it's snide like that must be eight thousand i'm holding out for one off like a second hand one but even the second hand ones are seven the only thing that i can in my mind justify that type of money is watches yeah a watch that's the only thing see i'm not like that's not yeah but thingy like want if you walk if you walk in the shop and buy

that chanel bag it'll only be worth eight thousand whatever you walked in and got offered a bit like they don't have stock yeah got offered one you walk out depending on the color it can be worth onwards of twenty thousand yeah totally get that so for an investment and watch is the same but Like, kind of, I could put a lot of money into a watch, but a handbag, that's the only thing that I could put a lot of money into. Like, what the hell? The dad's sandals, £1,600 for a pair of sandals. Just really, really.

How much are the Hermes? The Hermes Chaipri ones. Yeah. I think I got mine years ago. I was one of the first people to get them, and I paid, I think it was about £700. No, the fluffy ones. Oh, they're over a grand, I think.

Yeah, that's what I meant. I haven't got them. And the fluffy ones are really expensive, aren't they? Yeah. I prefer them over the dad ones. The Chanel dad ones, yeah. I bought a pair of Hermes boots while I was in London. And they're absolutely stunning.

And they've got the buckle, like the bag over the front. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen them. I've seen them. Really nice. But Ed hates them. So I'm going to try them on properly when I get home. The good thing with things that are that expensive is you can sell them.

Yeah, I always do. Yeah. And then you can just read. I took all of my bags into Lux Cheshire, where I go, which is down the road from my house. And every Friday, I get transferred money of stuff that they've sold. Yeah, it's perfect. But I'm on a rotation now. One in, one out.

One in, one out policy. Yeah, I agree. And I'm not spending eight grand on a fucking handbag. I agree, and I'm glad you said that. That's disgusting. You've redeemed yourself. But that's like the swimming costume, do you remember that? that's like how much is that how much is it grand or no and how how is that a swimming costume more

expensive than some sandals do you know at the price it doesn't make it make it make sense just one little thing before we go to the break ashley just tell me very quickly what your thoughts are on threads for instagram on instagram i am not doing it i knew you wouldn't i'm not doing it i've got too much i thought i can't even handle the app i've got and then i saw as soon as i put in the group chat the threads thing I saw that you went I'm now on threads

and I was like what are you doing I don't know and I won't keep it up what is it I can't even do it's Twitter on

no I can't even do Instagram it takes all my time to even try and do that I can't even manage to do TikTok so I don't know

why I did it my friend said you should do this it's getting silly this it's taking a lot of time management a lot and I've still not

got myself a paid blue tick wait no we had another news article i sent it oh yes when claudia was on yeah yeah add that right so we've rabbited on um and now we're gonna have a little break and then we're gonna be back with our bargain bucket and slutty susan but first are you are you my friend a loyal listener of nip tuck bitch do you set an alarm on a wednesday and a friday ready for a new release do you laugh out loud whilst on the train or driving to work well why the hell don't you tell your nearest and dearest about nip tuck spread the love and spread the pod share the episode

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welcome back welcome back welcome back welcome back welcome back right bargain bucket bargain bucket

bargain bargain bargain bargain bargain bargain bargain right okay is everyone sitting down have you got your pen and pad not if you're driving that's really unsafe really unsafe normally we do bargain bucket in our bonus but we're gonna bring you there's something all i'll say is there's something big real big there's a man that wants to talk about something big a dog a dog with a bone what is it you say i'm gonna see a man about a dog all right you say you're like a dog so there's a man that wants to talk about a big dog a big bone so on yes a big book we won't say anymore yes enough so we're gonna do that um on the bonus so we've switched things around a little

bit for you right go on girly whirlies and boys and boy boys right so elemis cleansing balm you girls all absolutely love that we are not a fan are we love it no we like the pericone one though yes the chia one yeah i don't like the um the elemis one what's in it it's very scented like it's a spa product basically it's giving rash you all love it and you know you do you so they have bought a dupe of that out in marx and spencer and it's called the pure balm cleanser so that is a dupe of the elemis cleansing balm so that's 46 pounds versus 10 pounds at m&s now next one the charlotte tilbury magic cream everyone loves that product i don't like that either i don't like that either no i think it didn't do anything for me i found it a little bit thick and it just

didn't do anything magic yeah but people absolutely love that charlotte tilbury magic no they do i've got a friend who has to have pots of it like everywhere really yeah and they do like at christmas they bring out a massive one she gets everything always gets it yeah so anyway Charlotte Tilbury Magic Cream They bought out Revolution Pro Miracle Cream Which you can get in Boots And John Lewis

And it's £10 Versus £79 £79 is a lot Next one This one We need to try Lauren It's meant to be Absolutely amazing

Okay The Estee Lauder Double Wear Is £38 And that is like I think that's an okay price For a foundation It actually is And it's a really good product

But Makeup collection You know Collection 2000 oh is it them yeah a makeup collection they've changed the name has bought out

good I'm glad they did lasting perfection matte £6 so you could save yourself £32

you could go to and get you could go and get a pizza and a wine how good is that that's really good next one

Dr Jart sicker ah Dr Jart sicker pear it's the tiger grass cream which I've mentioned before

that gets rid of the redness it's actually really good is it i've never tried it is it's good there's two different types it's 32 pounds and primark have just bought one out for a fiver called the tiger grass cream try it let us know try it this is this is big have you used the creme de la mer moisturizer i know honestly i love it i tried a sample i didn't like it i could go through pops of it you're drier than me i'm so dry um anyway i absolutely adore the crème de la mer moisturizing cream it's 160 pounds for a tiny pot right see for me that you would be better going having facials like and having more a little bit more medical i don't know whatever i have one in and when my skin is

really dry i put it on and it does make your skin glowy but anyway we found a dupe and it's called that aveen have you seen that brand they sell it in boots white and orange aveen sicker flake plus restorative protective cream seven pounds fifty i've read through the product ah this is what i was gonna ask the ingredients are the same really minus two or three wow that's wow that's that is a huge that is a few pizzas and wines so yeah aveen sicker fate restorative protective cream there you go go go get it go go go go bargain bargain bargain bargain bucket slutty sue slutty sue slutty sue here she comes slutty susan's on her way in remember susan boyle um do you know if we were making slutty not saying she's a slut um into a person what color

hair does slutty sue have black okay um i was gonna say blonde but she's got black today and can i just say do you not remember when people used to say slag black hair oh yeah yeah that's why i said it right and um box dye black yes so she's got black hair and i feel like she's pale with red lips yeah with red lips and maybe a thing that you've got oh my god do you remember when dawn ward said on um to miss it the housewives what's that on your face it's like a current thank you no it's a little freckle isn't it um and she would smell of menthol fags and overpowering

charlie perfume yeah overpowering really strong so kiss me remember that remember that anyway

here she is here's susan we've really painted a good picture of her hi girls just want to say that i love the pod

and what you stand for you guys literally helped me through what i thought was sorry what you guys literally helped me through what i thought at the time

was the lowest point ever imagine feeling like you're sat in rock bottom's basement we've all been there and it never lasts darling some background i was in a 10-year relationship from the age of 16 very rarely works got engaged at 24 had a house together a dog basically living bliss i'd never slept with anybody else anyways he was on a lad's holiday oh my god anyway sorry i was just pre-reading he was on a lad's holiday and i was at home cooking myself

some dinner while watching come dine with me on his ipad actually do all these messages kept popping up so i'm just swiping away i wouldn't have done so i'm carrying on watching someone fuck up a stroganoff and probably doing it herself as well the messages coming keep coming and i notice it's a conversation so i look at his messages he had also booked and paid for two girls to come with him on his last holiday they couldn't make it so he was just going with the lads i say nothing i kept the ipad with me like it was worth a girl like it was worth 10 billion just screenshotting this is what we've taught you and evidencing everything i did it longer than the holiday i kept it going for months this is what you do the receipts there were multiple

women at least six don't blow your load early girls don't blow your load never keep everything Even if it means you're about to blow your load, get in your car and drive screaming down the road. Don't let them know because what you need to know in these situations... They can make them a lie. Yes, and you want to know how serious is this? Because normally they'll say, oh, I made a mistake. Well, not for months with six people.

You need to know what's going on. I fully agree with this and I recommend this to everyone. Keep your cool. I go to work. This is what I've done. I print off every single screenshot, even order them per person. Go on, girl. i take them home and leave them on the dining table get the dog pack a bag fuck off out of

there oh i love this rented an airbnb for a month while i got my shit together good girl this if anyone's listening this is the kind of energy that you need to have right here don't give them time don't ask them you're out it was awful i thought my life was over of course she did oh my god i've got ptsd you do you think your life's over but once it's happened more than once you realize it never is anyway this is the part where you girls help me realize i'm a bad fucking bitch after a good six months of thinking nobody ever wanted me i wasn't good enough etc etc which does happen when these things happen to you my friends convinced me to get on tinder even if it's just for attention so i did even though i knew it wasn't anything serious i got attention a lot

and i loved it well done girl i never planned on meeting anybody but this one guy was just oh she said groans did you like that groan how many times have i faked it a man a manly man a proper man because the men that do that shit to you aren't proper men they're just looking for attention they're baby boys after a few days of chatting i think fuck this invited him round he turns up to my house wash bag in hand and i said what's that he said it's my wash bag for the morning oh i'd be wide at this point i replied you won't be needing that hon and this is when he walked through the door grabbed my hair threw me up against the wall and walked me to the bedroom oh he we proceeded to have the best sex ever he railed me like the man i got goosebumps

once finished the man he was i got up i went to the living room poured myself a shampoos well done to me i've got goosebumps for this girl i asked if he wanted a glass he said no so i replied will you best get your wash bag home for the morning then i've never kicked him out he left and i never saw him again he still tries to contact me now you must have been a good leg no it's not even about the shag it's the power that she gave the balls at this point she wasn't looking for anything serious so women take advice on this if you're single they can smell it desperate debbie desperate she wasn't looking for anything serious and she was exuding smell it she wasn't like oh yes stay overnight and maybe in the morning we could go for breakfast no no you're worth and get that dick

girl is what she said once again thank you both for reminding me that getting dick isn't being a slag and if i want it i can although i've got full-on goosebumps i love you both and wish you all the success and happiness with the pod right we love that that gave me full-on goosebumps that is everything that we are trying to teach you women not to go and shout but if you want to do it do it get your he's been shagging get the evidence put it to him fuck off out of there you know you're gonna feel like we've all been there but own it don't sit and cry she will have been glowing glowing days after that and then every man that she met after that will have felt the glow because she got the confidence from that so she's like yeah and then that's it this happened

a beacon of glow glowing sex and power and men are like over that they can smell you like if you walk down the road and you're like am i good enough am i enough yeah or if you walk down the road and you go i am more than enough i am amazing head held high my posture is something i've been working on i slouch a little bit and i've looked at women that don't slouch and you would you like their shoulders are back and you do you notice them much more that's what i was talking to my friend last night who lives in dubai now and she was saying that there's so many prostitutes out that are absolutely she was like i i like going out just to look at the girls like they've had like the best work and she said some of them that aren't even that attractive she said the way they

walk around and like smoke a cigarette and like hold them look at you and hold themselves they have power over men yeah because their job is for silly men to pay i say silly you know whatever but to pay them money and they give their service and men need and want them and that gives and they've got men figured out they know what they're doing they are using them for their job so that then gives them power so when they go out they're one above the men yeah so they're already like and this isn't just i say this for women men as well if you go out on a night out men straight not straight whatever and you exude confidence we're not being cocky though no men can sometimes go cocky just keep it confident yeah confident about yourself smile confident people don't need

to be over over push how great they are because that then makes you look a little insecure so men that hold themselves or women will come to you they will flock to you listen do you know how many ugly men i've been out with well we all know um and not all of them but often it was their aura and their they didn't think they were ugly so i didn't they had all this confidence so i thought well you must be then and trust me men and women this works now girls if you've got a slutty suit if you're a slutty suit then send one in please you can email us hello at nip tuck pod.com or whatsapp us and basically if you've got any man tips yeah do you know what i love about this any women now will read that story and feel quite empowered so if you've got similar i like these

stories where you got yourself together you did you were a boss bitch because i think anyone listening then gets courage and strength from that so i think more of that do you know what i remembered something really bad that happened to me the other day right okay do you want to talk about it hon when i was at uni um and we thought it was hilarious at the time it was in my first year of uni and i was in my uni halls with all my friends and we had this lecturer that was like a bit younger than the others but he was still like in his 40s okay do we need to he sent me a message on facebook no really inappropriate really inappropriate you must have been fit i well you weren't that fit no but he sent me a message on facebook and it was like

can i take you out for a drink and stuff and i showed all my friends and we were all found it hilarious but i was like it's not that's not funny do you not think things have changed so much so this is something we were talking about um when i was at james's mum and dad's the other day and we were all having a big chat about it and we were saying how men and women and it isn't fair at all so for example jemma's son tyler yeah i say to he's 16 17 now i've known him since he's little but i make a joke i go your son's your son's for tyler is smashing it and and she loves that and it's nice and i'll be like gosh she'll send put a picture in with him because he's had muscly now and i'll be like bloody hell when did that happen and that's fine if a man no said about a 17 year

old girl fucking hell kevin your daughter's sexy it would not be okay it would not so i'm just saying it's really unfair that anyway the world is unfair it's really really tight we're just here to bitch about it so you can get in touch remember on nip tuck we want you to get your voices heard you can email us hello at nip tuck pod.com get in touch on whatsapp get in touch on facebook get in touch on instagram just basically girlies get in touch i'm boys and yeah go and review us give us a five star tell it to your friends review us go to your friends send us some pictures send some stuff just love you we love you very much and we will see you at the bonus episode not to give too much away again but we're seeing a man about a bone a big bone

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