Nip Tuck - The Office Boys "Breakfast Club"

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

The girls have had a glam day out picking dresses with a personal shopper, followed by a Sunday roast at the new Soho House in Manchester. A London cabby got the girls all riled up and a listeners exposed the office secret of the Breakfast Club Brothel.Lauren ditched the Valentines lingerie, as apparently anything but cotton can affect her pH and cause issues with vaginal health. Luckily for Lauren, the girls have got intimate probiotics by Bettervits. Just 2 tablets a day and you’ve got a nice balanced f*nny! Try it for yourself and use our code: Freshfanny15Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

well i've just had a dpd oh tell everyone i've just had a dpd that's not let's not confuse this with what's the other thing dp that's double penetration let's not confuse this she said they call it breakfast club and they go they do their bits and they come into work and say they've been to breakfast club and i was fully thinking like a bacon butty at well kind of um absolutely like a ham sandwich indeed like they go and they have sex in the morning and then go to work. Number one, their penis will stink all day. Have you thought about that? They won't give a fuck.

We have a solution. You've been wearing sexy underwear all Valentine's Day. And your vagina is off. Your vagina has been pounded all Valentine's Day. Lots of different sperm. What? Lots of different pH's in there. Do you know who could really

do with this? Bonnie Blue. Bonnie Blue. Why don't we gift this to them? This is for you. This is for you. Oh, Bonnie Blue, this is for you. Guys, hello. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to your favourite podcast. It's Nip Tuck with the gorgeous me. And Lauren.

Oh my gosh, we've got so much to fill you in on. How funny was it the other day when we were vlogging and Lola was like, yeah. so Lola works with us how lovely is she fantastic she's the best great

stunning girl as well if there's any single men is she the really fit one that went to that event yeah with dark hair even the gay man can appreciate how fit she is

she's on a supermodel a supermodel and she's really clever and she's a nice person yeah she's a cure for homosexuality she

yeah she's like got like a very unique look very unique her cheekbones are so high and she's just had her boobs done and wow

wow um anyway we digress and she was making me and lauren piss because she was like when i edit ashley's vlogs i say you know just take out the bits where she's a bitch and all it is is hi everyone and then it ends she says to our video editor any bits where she comes across a bit like of a bitch just take it out hi oh that's it the youtube's over so we went shopping loads to catch on so let's go back and do it chronologically so we went shopping sorry mrs thesaurus we went shopping on sunday so we that we had a lovely day trying to think it was my first no it was my second personal shopping experience the first one was um when i was with somebody who had let's just

say not money in the bank but cash um cash cash money and i remember walking around and it was aaron actually who works at selfridges he's amazing it was a long time ago now like six years or something um and he and i was like oh god he just followed me around and i gave him stuff and and then we did it again so first of all i couldn't find it um in selfridges in selfridges but i could not find it but then i did find it and it was really nice we had a couple of glasses of champagne and then we basically got some looks together didn't we so what we got is you ended up getting a dress from Demi Demi really nice brand girls I feel like really good not ridiculous like no reasonable um and it's on revolve as well yeah very good outfits for a christening for

example yeah yeah I agree very conservative I would say expensive enough that not everyone's got it but not ridiculous where it's stupid and it's a unique look and it's really nice oh my god but never mind the dress shoes so i'm not really as we know like i do i appreciate a pair of shoes but i'm a bit like me these shoes right wow they were jimmy chi weren't they last pair in the country and that sold her then as soon as she said that she fucking did a click swelled up she was like give me they didn't look all that off did they they were nice but honestly describe them they're like a lace around i mean how do we describe them they're like lace and then they've got a gold lace tip so they're kind of like you know the saint laurent ones that i got the tip

i bought them and they just they didn't look right on me these ones absolutely flattered your foot that they were not too high they were gorgeous so they had to go straight in our basket they went in the you tried a stunning raban dress on but you didn't like i thought that was lucas i'll show you a picture she put it on she looked classy elegant classy no no i cannot listen you can wear all these other things but that was a classy gorgeous dress it was it was like a velvet it was nice but i don't know i just was like glucose pictures i was just like yeah it was nice but i don't know i just didn't feel like it was the one uh but it's there is there everyone well i've just had a dpd oh tell everyone i've just had a dpd that's not let's not confuse this with

what's the other thing dp that's double penetration let's not confuse this um so i've just had a thing saying that my moogler dress is arriving today i'm not in her so there was an option to not have a signature and i thought too risky because they could leave it in the black bin but i'm so excited for this you need to be in a really good mood when you try it on please at the moment i am that's do you know what i mean when you try stuff on girls girls it's a tan for me every girl can relate to this you step in from wherever you've been your day out what have you and the asos or the zara yeah it's there the hole is there you have to pick the right time to try the whole one because otherwise

you're just in a mood yeah you're in a mood you need a bit of tan a bit of tan you do need a bit of tan glasses off what you can't see

contacts in then yeah yeah not blind a pair of heels yeah what else you need to shave and

I just think better mood not on period not on period I just think you need to be a bit of colour to you because how many of us try an outfit on

and then you go it'll look nice when I've got a bit of a tan is what we all say so if you've got a bit of a tan I'm sending these to Lucas yeah I think it's a good time

so i don't think i will have a tan but i'm gonna just you know so i need to try it on but i know that what's gonna happen is i'm gonna try it on when i've got fear and tommy dragging around me and they'll irritate me and i need to do oh she's just sent them to lucas the pictures we'll put them in patreon because i don't think i'm gonna wear it i think that looks good that's what i've bought there at the bottom how nice are the shoes um so i think she looks lovely in that dress lucas explain oh don't don't make the man do it come on it's a black dress it's it's a gorgeous dress what's that that disney film where angelina jolie plays matt yeah actually i could see that listen we'll put it in patreon you can have a look at it

but i just i'm not 100 sure but if i get desperate then that will be the one oh poor you poor me and then i tried on another moogler one it could have been sensational it was too big but it was way too big and it's like a white corset with stringy bits I've not got a picture of it I'll put it in the chat

but I just it was really expensive and I just I don't think it's the one how much was it? £3,000 no yeah

you could go to Turkey and have full body I could come back a new person for that surgery that you could wear forever I know I know but I tried it on

because I do like that kind of structure and I like a corset style top well we got a vibe for the Moogler fabric as well didn't we yeah so it was good to try it on um well i tried a red number on as well i just you liked that as well i

just wasn't i just felt a bit flappery anyway so we tried on the stuff then we went to soho house now lots of you in patreon i've been asking like have we been even last night people were asking me for referrals guys tell me am i only allowed to refer a set number because she's referred a lot we need to know this because probably yeah because i need to hold on to the actual people yeah yeah So we went to Soho House So let's describe it Can you confirm that Lucas? What's that?

How many people Can you refer For Soho House membership? Because I feel like Ashley's agreed to refer everyone I think you can Like Have a look

But what if they're unhinged? Yeah and then it's on your I think And they will be If they listen to us I think it will show Who they've been referred by And then if they're bad

You'll get a black note Yeah and then If you have a few unhinged people They'll be like Right Ashley can't refer anyone else That was the time Like when Ed Let Gaz from Geordie Shore

do the golfing play golf black mark next and you got bollocked yeah you've got to be careful with your it's like raya everyone always asks for raya i did a few referrals for people when i had it because people did it for me it's nice but um i don't have it anymore but it's not all that anyway i i don't know if there is a limit on how many people you can refer but they just tend to need to be referred by two people right there you go then there you all go guys so soho house let's describe it so that i would say the death the girls on the desk were absolutely lovely very nice we went and had a little look at the outside area that's being built the only thing i would say is it's very small and you have to book like a time two days in advance yeah time slot and you

get two hours by the so there was a pool there was a few lounges like stripy lounges can't smoke out you can't smoke out there but you can vape he said probably maybe maybe um but yeah it was These are all the important questions. It was nice. It was nice, but it wasn't very big at all. So I think there'll be issues when it's a sunny day. Pre-book, basically. Pre-book.

But in this country, you don't know when it's going to be a sunny day until the bloody morning. Can't pre-book anything, can you? Me and you will be going on the weather app and planning our slot. I think we should definitely go. And it's not child-friendly. Well, no, because it could fall off the bloody edge.

No, I know, but I asked that question. Yeah, you don't want a lot of kids running back home. Can you even bring kids to Soho House? There was loads of kids at Soho House, but that was for Sunday lunch. Yes, you can. They can only go on the eighth floor until 8pm. Then it does say in the rules,

because we were going to take the girls, so I did check, it kind of says something basically saying, make sure they behave. It was like something written. How do you do that if you can't with kids? So we went and we had a Sunday dinner. Wow.

Woo. Nice. Really nice. What was that gratin? Potato gratin. No, it was like a leek, leek gratin. It's sleek and cheese and creamy. You would need more gravy.

They were stingy with the gravy. Which is not good. Which I like a lot of gravy. And they did give us more gravy. They did. The service was fantastic. The people, they were really friendly, really nice. We had a gorgeous table, actually.

The thing is, the Soho House, it's for creatives, isn't it? So it's not people think like, ooh, posh. I wouldn't say posh. It was more like chatty, nice vibes. I've got an itch on my leg. I'm not itching my bum. We saw the guy who is the general manager. For some what?

Louis. Louis. Lovely lad. Oh, James Clavin. He's lovely, yeah. The guy I used to date. Oh, did you? You did?

The young guy. Gorgeous guy. You used to date him? Yeah. You did? Well, for five minutes. Yeah, he's a lovely guy. He's married now.

What? He's married to the guy that's the general manager of Molly's that's also connected to... Is he married? Yeah. Well, Lucas says so. Nice guy, anyway. Lovely guy. And then we saw a friend of ours as well.

He was nice. And then we didn't go and look at the gym or anything, did we? And they said the rooms were going to be ready soon. So, Ed is desperate to go. I'm the member, so I'm up to it, kid. You hold the key. You hold the key. And do you know what I'm kind of looking forward to, to be fair?

What? No, this is your opportunity to get back at him for the pub. You know the story that I love? Oh, when he told me that women aren't allowed in the pub? Yeah. You could say men aren't allowed. In Soho House. Yeah.

And it's my thing. Yeah. It's my thing, Ed. I'd rather you didn't. It's not for suits. Yeah. It's for creatives. The gym isn't open yet, is it?

No. No. Two weeks. But listen, it was nice and it was worth a visit. Did it knock my socks off? No, but what can knock your socks off about a Sunday roast? Do you know what I mean? But I really like the little event things that they do there.

Like, they've got a private cinema. Well, we saw. so when we were in the lift there was a thing of like what's coming up one of our friends Olive who's a DJ was there

but guess who else was there and we bloody missed it only that guy off frigging City is Ours the City is Ours what's he called Michael

John Michael James Joyce Nelson Joyce yeah so there was an evening with him which potentially

would have been an option but he wasn't there we'd missed it so we went there and then what happened what that yeah they said you need to watch the program

Everyone's obsessed with him And when I sent it to Lauren And she said the exact same And then she watched it And she was like It's the character he plays in that But a lot of people Have you not watched

The City is Ours, Lucas? No Oh, you must You must What? Lucas? Is it like a laddie thing? No

Oh, it's great You will absolutely Fucking love it So one of the girls Put in Patreon that she met him The other week And said he was gorgeous And absolutely lovely

So that's nice Actually, actually. See, now you're looking. So we did that. And then we had such a good night last night, didn't we? So last night was our Patreon catch-up meet-up. No, no. We went to London, honey.

Oh, right. Sorry. Oh, my God. We've not even put that in. My chronological order is all off. Right, lads. Big city. Forget that bit that we've just told you because that's not in order.

Go back, go back. Right, we went to London and we filmed Private Parts with Liv Bentley. She actually didn't watch Made in Chelsea. I did, so I've already watched her for years. And she was exactly what I thought she would be. Lovely, lovely girl. Lovely, funny, dry. Very attractive.

Very attractive. Something about, something sexy about. You could see how men would be like, I want to shag you. Her body. Her body's great. She's just a really nice girl, actually. And just sound. Just sound.

Yeah, just nice. So that was really good. Her producer was absolutely lovely. Bless you. Her producer was really nice as well. Her producer was so nice. You went for a drink afterwards. Oh, did you?

We did, yeah. Nice. I liked her. Yeah, she's really, really nice. Was she really lovely, Luca? Yeah, she is, yeah. Really liked her. She loves what she does.

Yeah. You know, two little nerds in the corner. Oh, I bet. I can imagine. So we did that and that went on. We were there for quite a while, actually, and it's a really... Oh, hang on.

My dates are going to... It's already out. It's already out. You can listen to it. I'll watch the YouTube version. Yes, because it's a longer version on YouTube. So then we went, we had a bit of time to kill. So we went to, so we were going to go to Houston.

I said, can we go to Houston for Nando's? Ashley declined. Are you not glad? Yes. So instead we went to, I just think this name is really funny. Why do I think that's funny? St. Pancreas. It's like St. Kidney.

I just think it's funny. Isn't it St. Pancras? Can we just say, there's shops in there. There was a Chanel. There was a Chanel boutique. There was a MAC. Like, there was a Mac. Much, much nicer than Euston, my God.

Honestly, why can we not get the train into St. Pancreas? Pancreas. Pancreas. Pancreas. Why not? We had a lovely dinner. Because I want, yeah, the food restaurant was so nice. What about the plate thing?

The guy getting thrown, oh my God, it's only us. So we sat there just having a little bit of food and just catching up. The food was really nice. And there was a guy next to us on his own and he was just minding his own business. And the tables were quite close, which he was like pretty close to me.

and the waiter goes to give him was it a coffee yeah or side no it was your side oh it was my side plate sorry and i asked for a side plate and he was having like anyway the waiter as he passed went to put the side plate on our table it slipped out of his hand and frisbeed smashed the guy smashed everywhere on the guy like literally and the guy was like and i saw it in slow-mo just went and the whole plate smashed on this guy the guy was really nice to him wasn't he because it wasn't his fault and we were like why would this happen to us and then it got worse so then we decided to make him because i'm very i've said before i'm very antsy when it comes to trains and timings and thank god you didn't let me get that joe in the juice so we went past joe in the juice

and she was like i'm going in i was like no we haven't got time and then she went in and i was like no we actually haven't got time so it's fucking pouring down no like like like a trench or like yeah like puddle like that proper london rain yeah and we went outside and there was a taxi queue so we tried to get in one of them and they were like you need to go to the front queue mate so we went to the front anyway there's like a queue of them and obviously they must wait for it to be better and we've not told you this lucas yet so the door opens and we're like houston please now bear in mind it was only a seven minute taxi ride eight minute taxi ride it probably would have been a 12 minute walk it was bouncing and we didn't have time and we were knackered and we had

a case i made a case and well whatever well it doesn't matter we didn't want a taxi he's a taxi and we wanted one so he pulls up this fucking grumpy man i went horrible horrible i went how can we get to houston he went what i've been waiting here for fucking half an hour for a trip to houston girls it's around the corner you can walk and i was like well we've got this bag it's pouring down can we not just get in oh i've been waiting for half an hour for this thing horrible like shouting like awful so I was like

look I'm going to ask ask him behind ask him behind so we're getting pissed we went behind no we can't you have to go up at the front

and he's like yeah I bet he fucking said that and I was like look I don't want to walk 12 minutes we've got all these cases and he's like get in

get in like that got in he was so rude then he goes to me I saw you ask the other taxi driver and he said no

because it's too short and I went no no no he said no because it wasn't the front no he didn't he said no And then she starts raising a voice and going, no, that's not what happened.

I was ready to fight him and she wouldn't let me. And then he went, don't shout at me. And when this taxi, it was so uncomfortable and awkward. And he was fucking horrible. And I was like, I'm really sorry. And I said to him. My remote was battering the back of his taxi. It's like flying out.

Boom. And I said to him, listen, if you'd have just said, girls, it's going to be this amount, we would have paid it. We're not asking, we just want to get on a fucking corner. Yeah, he should have just said, guys, I can take you. It's a 15 minute walk,

but you're going to have to pay me 30 quid cash. I've been sat here. Absolutely fine, hon. Whatever, it's all good. But, so there was, I was like mixed on this. There was part of me that was like, I went mad at you for paying extra.

Yeah, so then. You shouldn't have done that. So then, I've just told this story about this horrible man. Then when we went to get out, I tipped him 10 pounds. Right. Let me explain why I did that.

The insult you gave him was very good. Very good. so i said put an extra 10 pounds on that i said because say thank you he didn't say thank you and i said because if and i said so i said if he's been if he went she turned to me and said this within earshot i said if he was that angry about a fair he must have been waiting there and really needed that extra so we'll give him an extra 10 pounds i didn't actually say it in a nasty way but and i did mean it but it was also a point to make that i would have given you that anyway like don't be a dick and i did think he was that angry and he'd waited that long irate then that fair must

have men a lot to him so i thought have an extra tenner and he didn't even say thank you he was embarrassed he was embarrassed because we were gracious do you know how um women have menopause he had like menopause menopause that man had mano manopause severe it was horrible but i do think because we were gracious at the end we're like put an extra 10 pounds on there which we would have done anyway because it was a short thing i think he didn't even say thank you because i think he was embarrassed i think he was embarrassed about it anyway we did the right thing and he was fucking horrible yeah now last night sorry the chronological oh my god wait no there's not more have you used those on liv's podcast oh yeah so basically my advice is watch our collab with

private parts on youtube because there's this extra bit where we did bits that we would take for a valentine's night in our handbag i won't say too much more but have you used the gift that i got you no and i'll tell you why so and i bought you another pair of knickers i'm also not going to wear they're so nice right i'm gonna tell you why i find that unless i wear a cotton panty it can flare up the vaginal area lauren lauren yeah this is so weird i've got those better bits with me and they've got the the nunny ones right so well let's talk about this because a lot of people are talking about like nunny stuff and patreon there's a lot of nunny chat so i find there's always none chatting patreon i find that if i wear unbreathable knickers let

me look if i wear unbreathable knickers or anything like that i can it can set my ph balance off and in your vag you have a ph balance yeah and i've been told that certain people's sperm can like if it's not quite the same ph as yours so you could be kind of doing it with a certain person and every time you get a bit of an off it's not anything can affect anything but apparently sperm that's ph is not the same with yours can knock your vagina off so if you're sleeping with that one person every time you get a bit of a thing after that could be why so you told me about these laundry detergent all that you eat if you eat too much sugar these right you need what are they called intimate probiotics and they're by better bits right so these are probiotics for

your vagina not for your belly for your vagina so what it's got in it helps to maintain a healthy ph balance balance it's balance it's all about an overall vaginal health so a lot of the girls in patreon keep saying i keep getting a bit of this i keep getting whether it's a smell or a dish yeah so apparently apparently if you take a probiotic for your fanny it makes it smell better too and taste better yeah i don't know don't know but that's what i've been told so the best of its one it's called intimate intimate it's called intimate probiotic so if you want to take something that is literally to keep a good fanny and at different times of the month your ph yeah well it goes up and down so it's really easy to take lauren it's literally just two tablets a day

and there you go i've got it for you just whack it in your routine two tablets in the day don't think about it have a nice fanny let's ask if we can get a discount code we'll get a discount code so if you go on our episode description we will whack you a discount code in there but yeah it's better they're really good stuff to be fair i've heard really good stuff about the whole range we were interested in the intimate one because i feel like that is a real girly thing and it's i i can't say i've ever taken anything just for the fanny take things for this your hair you're that but really we should because it's your vagina yeah in fact the girl last night that won the valentine's box yeah we should give her some because there are some lacy knickers right

let's get back to um knickers oh my god lucas get a picture of this what the fuck so basically if you're wearing are you wearing any kind of lacy underwear that can really trigger your vagina we have a solution you've been wearing sexy underwear all valentine's day And your vagina is off Your vagina has been pounded All Valentine's Day Lots of different sperms What?

Lots of different pHs in there Do you know who could really do with this? Bonnie Blue Bonnie Blue Why don't we gift this to them? This is for you This is for you Bonnie Blue, this is for you

Intimate probiotics by Betavix It will help with your vaginal health Overall, the smell, the taste The pH balance So you can wear your knickers As much as you want Yeah, you don't have to have, like, run a train. No, just in general.

You might have just used some bubble bath that set you off. A bath bomb. A bath bomb that set it off down there. Or you've run a train. Either way. Eating sugar. Don't smell like a fishmonger. Smell fresh.

Smell fresh. If you're funny, smelly. Right, then. Fishmonger. Fishmonger. right so keep keep starting this and then stopping it right last night we had a patreon meet up so we went to craft and common in limb which is like where you do shout out girls if you're on half term now and you want to go and meet your friends have a little cake and a glass

of wine while the kids paint great idea even just want to meet your mates for it's very it's therapeutic so we went there there was i think about 50 we only could only get 50 in there so i think it was 50 um and you know what i came home right with a big smile i drove home and i'm a miserable bitch at the minute and i drove home with a big smile on my face for a few reasons one of them it was just lovely it was so nice to chat to everyone it being around girls that are a good vibe and that are kind and that sound it just lifts you there was not an ounce of anything other than lovely everyone was so complimentary of each other there was girls there that didn't know anyone and the other girls were like come sit with me did you see one of the girls wrote on patreon girls

i'm driving i can pick someone up if they want to have a drink like just love honestly fucking lovely we've got such an amazing community that's how i felt when i was driving home i thought wow the thing is with with nip tuck it's grown and grown and it's great because we're always so busy we're just kind of on the hamster wheel and i don't think we often stop to think right what have we made here yeah we've made a community of apps whether you're on patreon or not absolutely lovely girls they were just lovely we met so many nice ones and a few boys there weren't any last night um so we are hoping to do more events and it was just nice as well to put a face to the name so on on patreon chat we replied to people we're chatting to people you get to know the

username because you're like ah her i remember what she said but you never know the face or the person behind it so it was just nice oh before i forget because she'll kill us if i don't mention this the breakfast club yeah go on you she told you the story so basically don't say the company girl works in sales she works in sales and she said that the boys do this thing called breakfast club i mean and let me tell you you would think i would think okay a bacon sandwich and a hash brown no on a friday they go and shag prostitute well sex workers they go in the morning sex workers in the morning it's a thing i spoke to a sex worker do you remember yes and she told me her busiest time of the day is between 7 and 10 a.m every day how it's not the evening because

men have just left their wife or their girlfriend and left the house for the day or nobody they might be single they can pretend that they're in the gym or whatever and you're not gonna bother them and like in the evening she said they call it breakfast club and they go they do their bits and they come into work and say they've been to breakfast club and i was fully thinking like a bacon butty well kind of um absolutely like a ham sandwich indeed like they go and they have sex in the morning and then go to work number one their penis will stink all day have you thought about that they won't give a fuck but like i just oh so yeah it's a thing it's a full-on thing i did a video in sainsbury's car park in altringham excuse me right about two years ago it's on my

tiktok and um i said on it that i i said i've just done the school run i've just pulled up to get my morning starbucks from sainsbury's and there's men going into the local brothel and literally one of them was there just like having a fag throws his fag out goes in next one and it's mainly

they look like construction workers I feel like I need to ring James and ask him about this sales people and yeah they were going for a fuck

in the morning at 9am I wouldn't even be in the mood at 9am it's very early to be well they clearly are but aren't men just different

animals to us they are different animals to us like they can just go dirty fuck I'm not going to say about the brothel thing

But I will say, as dad listening as always, it is good for men to release in the morning because you're more focused on work. Do it with your wife. So me and James have this conversation. I ain't got one. Me and James have this conversation. Putting an agenda on. Yeah, but then in the morning, if James came at me at 6am, I'd be like, you better get

off. I've been up all night. Ed said he can't do it in the morning. Well, that's why. So James, now I'm not a man. so Lucas you can vouch for him or deny this right James said to me obviously as a man sex is is probably higher up than most women it's just how we're made but he also said that if you don't release it actually becomes uncomfortable your actual sack becomes like like full and you he

said it's knocking on the door is what he calls it and he's like it needs to come out and then afterwards you feel so much better and it's actually more like a physical thing that you need is this true or not because I don't need that yes do your balls hurt if you don't release they can feel a bit heavy

yeah this is what he's told me but it's also mental heavy like you just you do it and you're just focused I'm not going to lie

how bad is that I had a wank this morning you were whinging this morning that you were in a rush and couldn't put your makeup on you had a wank no I used that new vibrator

is it good yes the one that Liv gave you yeah I've not had one two seconds i've not had one i couldn't even tell you when i last did any form of myself down there it's just not in the what what did you just wake up and think oh yeah your vagina must be like everything

stranger things where that like wall reforms and like closes closes up yeah yeah i'm watching that at the minute i fucking love it yeah when it closes up i mean i'm doing bits but i've just not had the for me i need to be quite relaxed in the mood and i'm just not at the moment but i'm glad you did that and i'm glad you enjoyed it can you do an experiment can you take those knickers back tonight and just put them on i'm on my period i'm on my period you said you were gonna do the tights and i know but then things happen like i'm tired why don't you put that set on like before bed but just don't address it don't say anything and just see how he reacts he would have a heart attack he would fall out of bed and die why do men love suspenders so much

See even as a gay man I can see it You can appreciate it Yeah In what way It is just fit Who invented suspenders And why

Well suspenders are actually So suspenders To hold your tights up To hold your panty Because they didn't have tights They used to stop at the thigh And they would roll down So they were initially made

Just to keep Genuinely But why didn't they Just invent tights Well they did later I don't know But suspenders is so You don't have to wear knickers

Well then why wear Suspenders around your stomach What a silly thing I don't get it But it's so men Have got the access right okay to the area so right now i am i've got my period knickers on i'm very heavily bleeding um so everyone who's interested that i'm bleeding out um so i can't wear them yet but i reckon in

a few days swap your period knickers for your cheese um but i will wear them and i will i will do the experiment i promise my favorite to get sexy underwear is honeybird honeybird have a look guys there you go it's quite bondagey right have you ever tried is it agent provocateur it's better than argent provocateur so the sizes it goes up to like fake booby sizes as well that's an issue when you've got fake boobs they don't and the price point is a lot more reasonable right have a look at honeybird app there you go let's get a discount code well it's like premium oh is it so they're not they wouldn't want to work with no not now we've just took a picture with a bra on your head like princess leia yeah i feel like we're not the vibe but i always say men love a body

stocking right well you can get them off amazon i reckon you can next day delivery brilliant right you miserable bitch tell us what you've been moaning about this week i can everyone stop with the ai chat gpt pictures of themselves because we all know it's not you it doesn't look like you you've not got a waist that big and you have got three hands on most of the pictures and no waist but three hands and it's like hey it's mommy with a coffee and her babies and oh fuck off so fuck off oh my right i am bored of seeing them um did i consider doing it no i actually didn't which i normally do with these things i think should i remember the one in the barbie box so what i will say oh fucking no right if i think about this right there it is a bit silly

because there's one that everyone did when it was like a Valentine's or was it Halloween or something when you were sat on the bed

with the phone right so my thing with this is right we're posting it because we look extra good on it because that's not us so you might as well

post a picture of someone well just someone someone else because it isn't you it's an AI picture of somebody that isn't you

so by posting that it doesn't make you look like that person it doesn't make you like because I can't see why else but I think they think that people will look at it

and think she looks great but that me as well like if i did it i'd be exactly the same i'd put a picture and everyone oh that's great but that's not lauren so what's the point in posting it then and if you were dating someone they'd look at it and then you don't look like that i'm a bit like i don't get it like a highing themselves as like um models and like lifestyle models in like different scenarios but why like you know those people that do the travel pyramid scheme yeah oh i did that for a little bit i try listen i liked it at the time but i haven't got time to do that kind of shit but i did it to book my own shit well the people that do the travel tournaments yes like

there's some of them have been doing them like where it's like them sat behind a desk in this big boardroom like on the beach or something like that like no i think ai has a place but i do agree that those pictures i just don't see that oh people were making themselves into like mythical creatures why yeah it's giving either saskia playing on my phone yeah or lady in her 50s that finds it really novel on facebook yeah a novel thing not for us no and what's the other thing that they do there's another one they you people do you know what i was thinking about though they're not hurting anyone but it just really fucking annoys me listen to this right i'm gonna i screenshot this on the back of you mentioning this because i thought this was

actually quite interesting when i find it right to make you into i saw this like thing that someone posted to make you into a cartoon with a load of information about you ai is using natural resources water often in resources from poor parts of the world for your momentary curiosity people will have less water listen i'm not going to stay on that because i do use chat gpt however this is the other thing. The prompt is using all the information you have about me. They are legit telling you that they have your data. They know about you. They know how many kids you have. They know your job. They know your personal preferences. They know your problems. They know everything about your life. This is no laughing matter. AI is an environmental issue, but a personal,

economical, and social one too. I beg you to pay attention and stop lining the pockets of billionaires. You want to see a cartoon of yourself? Ask a cartoonist to draw it. So the only thing that when i saw that that really got into my mind is hang on a minute we're asking this computer to tell us everything they know about us to make a picture and they know everything my friend told me that in her job i'm not going to say any more about what it is she had to deal with something she does banking she had to do something with someone's bank statement and it was in a different language so she got it translated on ai so she then would have had to have uploaded those bank statements and it stays there and they've got it like what pick think of

it like this what picture is i know ai isn't a person but whatever it is what is it building it knows everything about us our finances our money our problems are this is scary and it's all of a sudden happened and it's happened it's happened now so what's going to happen when they how are we going to control ai when it knows our deepest darkest fears and our problems because our phones our phones how i'm sorry just to like it is a bit deep i think this is where like i coming to the whole like kids showing yeah yeah also on the bonus we need to debate the p louise lacy girl party right guys we are back and i have got a slutty sue you're starting to bring them back in guys so thank you so it's on my phone i'm gonna read it to you now wherever i'm looking

okay so picture this someone's texting me from the mum chat so picture this i'm 23 just back from two years traveling around australia absolutely full of confidence zero responsibilities i'm very much not ready to get a normal fucking job and be a normal adult anyway i get a job i'm single i'm horny and i'm pretending i care about spreadsheets and shit and then there's him me in finance him in sales obviously from day one we had instant sexual tension like you could feel it we'd all be playing pool together at lunch what the fuck did she work but there would be secret flirting standing way too close eye contact you know the drill then one day he adds me on snapchat ew ew i know disgusting but anyway that was that we start chatting which quickly

turns to sexting under the desk heart racing while trying to look busy he was sat right behind me i'm trying to act normal while my phone is going wild and i'm also thinking this is so wrong but i was also absolutely living for it the dirtier the better it escalates quickly as these things do and we ended up arranging a quickie in the gym disabled toilets the one that hardly gets used just imagine me bent over the handrail hands up against the wall oh fucking hell and being pounded from behind him kissing my neck you could only ever do it from behind couldn't you in a toilet really the hottest naughtiest steamy sex you've ever seen his dick was massive yeah it was the bestest sex i have bestest sneaking around heart racing constantly thinking we're about to

get caught leaving at different times to make it less obvious the whole secret of secrecy of it made it insane now here's the bad bit he had a girlfriend yeah well it's snapchat mate of course and yes i know do i feel proud of that no would i ever do that now at 33 in a happy relationship with a daughter absolutely not but back at 23 fresh from traveling i truly didn't give a fuck i was single he's actually married to this woman now which makes it even worse what a dog i'm not a shame to admit the fact it was so wrong made it so good completely unhinged behavior looking back at it after a few weeks the guilt did set in and i ended it growth character development whatever we want to call it but i won't lie i still think about those steamy gym disabled toilet sessions

sometimes definitely a memorable one yours truly slutty susan i've never had um that oh i have take it back you shagged in our offices yes who was that with again the lolly one the lolly one yes

moving on you fucked a lollipop man I'm trying I've never had sex in an office we could eat at Meyer it was easy you could do whatever you want

you could at Meyer at that time when we were there it was such a ball you could do that oh my god I used to sit and watch Coronation Street

oh yeah I used to eat my meal deal while looking on the Daily Mail however we did work hard at times and we made them a lot of money so it was all absolutely fine

so the odd little bonk in the office is not that big a deal do you think anybody else did any bonking in the office I'm trying to think of who worked there

there was always a bloody drama there was always something going on wasn't there but guys we love your slutty sues I quite like the gay ones

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