Nip Tuck - THROWBACK EPISODE - Q&A we did on the BONUS

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

Hello, lovely listeners, we thought we would treat you this Thursday to an older episode we recorded a few months ago that was only available to our Patreon and Apple subscribers. On this episode we answer some of your questions - there were so many that week we actually rolled them over to a part 2! If you want extra episodes each week of Nip Tuck then you can subscribe to our Patreon or Apple Subscription. This BONUS episode isn't as wild as usual ones (we just couldn't post one of those on the main feed 🤣) so if you do subscribe you won't be disappointed. patreon.com/niptuckpod Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

guys something a little bit different here you may if you're an og have already listened to this but there's a few new listeners around here especially perhaps because you heard us on olivia atwood's so wrong it's right podcast now we wanted to give you a little bit of a taster of what to expect from one of our bonus episodes so we normally do the bonus episode on our patreon app but we thought just to be kind we would share this with you guys if you've come here from the olivia then you've got a good idea of the shit we talk about but i think this episode will give you a really good idea what we're all about and if you want to carry on listening which you will you will you will and like lauren said there are hours of bonus episodes much like this one to

listen to on apple subscribe or our patreon we picked this one out it was from a couple of months back and we hope you guys enjoy it enjoy guys welcome to the bonus happy friday happy friday guys we're doing a little q a we like because we're so fucking self-obsessed we never know where the q a is going to take us either no because it'll be bong boo all over so christina's got the questions we've not seen them and we're going to answer them quick which means probably we'll say inappropriate do you want to ask the questions christina people don't like her speaking i genuinely don't have the strength for more shit for a week so just leave me alone let's go so we're going to answer we're going to do this into a two-parter because there's loads

of them um so definitely over talk and we'll definitely over talk and probably over share so are you ready first thing actually i'm going to ask you this because i just feel like this is just such a you thing wait let me go on the script one second if you could only have one anti-aging treatment what would it be and what age would you start botox 25 yeah why 25 i just feel like i could have started later i definitely could have started later i'm trying to think when i did start botox it was at maya it was 20 probably 23 22 23 yeah yeah something like that but i think botox is such a good overall treatment when you have that shit injected into your face like your skin texture changes you feel like you've got your shit together more you're not as angry

at life well even if you are angry you can't see because you can't pull the expression i just think yeah i totally agree botox if i had it was a no-brainer it came out i was trying to think of anything that if it wears off retinol as well maybe tretinoin yeah something like that yeah an active yeah an a vitamin a and you know who looks absolutely sensational um holly madison and she's 45 and she said she started using a vitamin a retinoid retinoid tretinoin at 22 wow and i just think that that did i used to use a bargy new derm system at like young yeah i think we probably did next one would you rather never work as an fucking this is um current topic never work as an influencer again or be trolled every single day

well at the minute we're getting trolled at the minute we're getting trolled probably every single day at some point i would rather be trolled every day it gets you a thicker skin over time you get used to it it makes you that fucked and um it knocks you down a peg or two so it puts you back in your place if you're ever going ever getting a bit big-headed um it's humbling it's humbling yeah i love doing our job i love the freedom of it i love what we do i wouldn't say influence that podcast is more i love being a podcaster yeah me too and but the perks are now that brands that we've spoken about previously you know for years and years for example um a lot of the supplements that i work with if i go back like i was posting them like

five six years ago already and now they got in contact and now we can work together so if karen says that you've got a big forehead and you get but you get to do that then i would say you win exactly okay right i'll ask the next one go on your latest tips for weight loss and health you both look incredible thanks right this is one that I'm always really like careful about but then again I don't want to be careful because that's not what so if I was a normal person I would dodge around this because I think weight loss oh no scary not talking about it yeah but this is not that kind of podcast um weight loss for me first of all I will say I am pretty lucky that since I had Thea my weight hasn't I have gone up and down a little bit but I've never I don't know if it's

being busy if it's having kids people put weight on after kids i lost it and i think it's the sheer anxiety of looking after a human um so for me i've said it time and time again i fast i don't eat from whenever i want really the night before be it eight o'clock whatever and i very rarely eat before three o'clock the next day it's what works for me yeah um because i am a nighttime eater and if i and i don't get hungry in the day so i save my calories for the evening i never feel like i'm missing out that works for me i've been going to the gym i do pilates i do spin i have no secret to tell you about i've lost the weight recently just from fasting and we're gonna have like um tips i mean i'm the same like be accountable so i'm really bad for this and i

might sound like a bitch but it's no one's business but your own and it's you up to you yeah so like when people say oh you know i'm struggling it's you you are the only one that can do it and if you really want to do it and you get your head set on it and there are certain circumstances where you'll struggle more but i think you you need to know your own weight loss like what works for you well i've had three babies really close together so it has been hard for me and what i would say with the last one with snow i did not put pressure on myself to like get on a diet because i had her on the 8th of december and i thought you know what i'm going to wait till after my birthday in january yeah um because you do like you fucking knackered

and i did eat whatever i wanted and i ordered takeaways and stuff like that and i didn't feel guilty but at the same time i am of like the choice now where i really if you don't like me because i gained two stone then fuck you yeah yeah so you're not bothered either way no and and you know it's nice being um you know my pre-baby weight again but I would honestly say don't worry about rushing to it and also I wasn't ready to rush into it but I have recently lost a lot of weight and that is from fasting I do celery juice every morning um do you know what I find this is my one weight loss tip and like I am not condoning this but those dash waters instead of a wine at night just help take the yeah they've got no calories and it's just like fizzy water with

fruit and i will not so i will use my calories on a liquid it's zero calories and i put it in a really nice wine glass and that stops me from my evening drinking wine most days what's the best thing you like about each other christina did you write this no okay i will start i like that ashley is whoever she is who she is she's not apologetic for that is this a shit sandwich she's not asked the negatives i mean i will um so she will her she's not apologizing for a lifestyle and i like that about you some people may dislike that i like that that is your life your lifestyle you are blessed and privileged and you have some amazing things and access to things like when you talk about your nannies when you talk about things financial i think that is your life so you don't

dumb yourself down to make anyone else feel comfortable so some people might like I'm not going to say that because that might make Karen feel upset because she's not got a nanny no that is your life you have a nanny and I like that you own it and you're honest about it and I like how honest you are about surgery as well you didn't have to tell anyone you had that facelift no nobody would have known but you went out there I feel responsible though and I think because yeah to be honest would I have told everyone about the facelift I would have been not keen to do so yeah you just did it so I champion that and you always look after me and people don't know but you do mummy me I do the thing that I like the most about Lauren is her sense of humor we could

literally be in the middle of a burning building and she would still be making me piss my pants and we can't say it and sometimes you know if if the tone is down and whatever all you need to do is look to lauren and i will she will i will lower the tone even further yeah exactly and honestly i've never met someone who makes me laugh like lauren makes me laugh you make me laugh yeah we do laugh a lot yeah we laugh a lot and it's really hard to find people that can take the piss out of themselves and lauren really does take the piss out of herself my life thing is if you can laugh about it yeah it's fine it's very endearing that though like i would struggle to find something that i couldn't make funny yeah even the worst possible things same probably and i love that

right what annoys you most about each other i will go first sometimes and she knows it so it's fine ashley is not in the real world sometimes we are you are deluling yeah and you know that though and she will say to me then it goes against what it goes with what i said before she will totally embrace that is who she is and that is her life but it's not always the same as everyone else is and she will say to me won't you yeah am i being delulu and i'll be like what you've just said is not okay okay and it is delulu but you're like it's privileged talk don't say that and she's like oh fuck i didn't realize so that and then sometimes she gets grumpy at me you get grumpy with me as well but we argue like sisters like when we're annoying each other we say it we do

not talk behind each other's back or i'll just ignore you for the rest of the day yeah and that's fine and then the next day we wake up and we've forgotten about it yeah yeah we're like you were really horrible yes and then you're like yeah i know i was horrible um what annoys me about lauren is sometimes she does make decisions very quickly you mean my marriage my for engagement i mean like as in no you you throw yourself in at the deep end sometimes with things and then you think oh shit yeah like but i do do that she will admit when she's wrong so there's nothing wrong with it so so there we go there's a shit sandwich yeah right go on ashley next one babe right next one is i've just moved in with my boyfriend of two years and we're finding it hard any advice

if he's paying the bills then i'd stick it out for a bit longer i would not leave while you are being looked after what is true i've got so many friends and i've been in situations like this why would you fuck yourself over yeah like fucking you right council tax is a lot council tax is a lot like water how bad are you why is it hard there's a difference here like she said we're finding it hard she hasn't said why No, can I just explain what I would do? So if he is paying the bills, then I would stay there and save, save your money.

Because what you need to remember, babe, is your money there is going to be put away and that could be an extra month of rent by yourself. So like, just stay for a little bit while you don't make any snap decisions. But if he's not paying the bills, then I would have a conversation very directly and say, this isn't working.

i think if he's annoying you already and you don't have kids then no okay so what i will say is um i think it is hard when you move in with someone and i think you need to work out what you're finding hard about it like is he they're like dogs is he pissing on the seat is he leaving probably i'm guessing like if it's that kind of thing then you need to train him hands in the sink you have the conversation you slam the kitchen doors really loudly in the kitchen for a while let him know something's wrong smash it's not good for you they're living with someone that you don't like but men are annoying yeah they are like i feel like good luck because they're just annoying don't really have much to say about that what's your typical daily food routine well it changes

doesn't it what's yours and i've had a starbucks iced latte and a coffee so far um yesterday i've run through what i ate yesterday yesterday is a bad one for me can we wake up in the morning and i went to golf with ed and ted and had a bacon sandwich then i had chicken rice and sweet corn for my lunch just a small portion then for my dinner i had lasagna and then a strawberry and cream pavlova you know yesterday was a bad day for me i sundays are my bad day sundays are mine as well i save it for sunday i made french toast for the first time in my life for james toast um at all that then surprise you didn't call it eggy bread no because i do i do eat eggy bread but eggy bread's not the savory version i think eggy bread's like so i made it with vanilla and um oh

yeah maple syrup yeah um then i had three packets of prawn cocktail crisps yeah one after the other because i thought the kids were going to get them so i ate them first um i knew one of them was going to go for it so I ate them all then I had a flake ice cream which I don't like a 99 which I don't like anymore the flake of fiver which I don't like and then James made a sundae roast I had six sausages I don't eat sausage um but on a normal day so on today I will not I've had coffee I will not eat until about four o'clock today when Thea gets home I will have beans on toast today that's my Monday tea we both have it with a cup of tea and then I probably will have oh i had 10 biscuits last night as well um but today that's all i'll eat so it all balance

average meal though in an evening i have started posting like recipe things because people do you like them i get hello fresh and i genuinely need them i get um salmon wild salmon and then i make my collagen rice and then broccoli so you make your rice in bone broth or you can buy from M&S these discs of bone broth

and you put them in with the rice and it's collagen protein rice so I will either have chicken breast do you think I can put that into my beans for my beans on toast so I'm going to have my collagen beans I hope they're organic as well they are Heinz

only thing I will ever eat um but i've started eating organic eggs good i used to always have free range but not organic good i'm become obsessed with eggs on toast anyone that lives in cheshire there's a website called the egg lady and i have a subscription with her and they're free range organic local eggs and she delivers them to my door and it's eight pounds every two weeks for a big tray of eggs not to be confused with getting your eggs frozen that's a different website yeah right right okay would you cheat on your partner for 500 grand knowing you'll never get caught absolutely like why is that even a question so i would the guilt not consume you i wouldn't even care i'd just give

him half the money and say don't ask where this came from if i could say to him don't ask any questions i've had to do something but we're rich yeah yeah if i just think the guilt of cheating no but the money would outweigh the guilt i don't know you think like right well i'm sad now i'm gonna go on holiday because this tax-free 500k how long would it take you to work your ass off and not be around them not have your head in it i don't know i find i get guilt for me is a very bad thing i have i have a guilt complex so i don't know um yes i would do it though biggest regret when you were a teenager i know what yours is my fucking tattoos oh those awful things all over my bloody body i don't care that much now like it doesn't live in

my mind but yeah what a dick mine would be like my lifestyle choices like what just like late nights fags booze you still do the fags and the bit but this is what i'm saying if i'd have started off all right i might not like so yeah maybe if you'd not started ever started smoking that's what i'm saying can i have a cigarette though um and then other things like you know that fake tan that i used to wear oh this is so deep actually that picture of me plug over plucking my eyebrows we can all say that i yeah i don't regret any life choices as in boyfriends i regret i wish it had been a slag more oh no i did that i didn't i wish i'd i wish no no because now look at me i'm fucked yeah i'm good unless someone offers me the 500k um yeah i i don't regret very much there's not

much in life i regret because you've learned it is what it is honestly i can't think of really one regret i've got except the fucking tattoos mom um okay something that you've done in the past week that's made you cringe over yourself leaving the toilet door open at that place right listen to this so i did something yesterday that made me cringe um me and james were in the kitchen and it was just after my third packet of prawn cocktail crisps and i'd eaten them really quickly and they were all in my teeth all in my teeth and james decided in that moment that snog to have worse to have a full moment of passion so he snogs me right i bet you stand drags me up the stairs yeah i'm quickly up the stairs going

i then proceeded to give him a blow job and there was crisps on his penis i'm sorry but i'm doing i was trying to get my team and i looked he didn't see and i thought are you disgusting and it made me cringe at myself and I knew I would stink of prawn cocktail but the moment was there and I couldn't be like oh stop this is another thing why do they pick their moment to manhandle you when you've like just had a wee yeah or just like had a crisp or something like I need it to be right so that in fact as I was doing it I thought must mention this to the pod I really did um so that really gave me the ick I embarrassed myself there a little bit okay next question i feel dull plodding along mother and wife how do i get my spark back

have an affair that could be one way but then you might fuck your whole life up um i would say start like this is really you're gonna tell us you're gonna suggest masturbation i know i'm not no i'm not buy some gorgeous underwear for yourself have a bath and then start like going out after work and not telling your husband where you're going what but you can just go to meet your friends for a while we need more on this though because why are you feeling like is he making you feel that way and i also think you've in a way got yourself to blame because you can be whatever part you want you play whatever part you want to play and you've fallen into playing a part of a dull boring housewife that's you that no she didn't say housewife she said mother and wife

well either way okay why if you've done that you've chosen to be that person so you need to undul yourself like just don't be dull anymore yeah do you know what i mean i feel like you've chosen that role maybe like join a gym yeah there's loads of things you can unchoose that role again remember the things that used to make you happy make time maybe start a little side hustle masturbate yeah like try try and be sexy again you can be like it's all in your head if you tell yourself that i oh you'd want people put themselves down and they go oh i'm i'm just like a frumpy mom fake tan well then you've chosen to be that fake it fake it put yourself in the character that you want to be and be that character yeah like fake it until you become a little makeover

yeah have a makeover but the thing is it's hard because that's i don't know more about this situation so it's very hard to say if it's your partner that's making you do it maybe having an fair yeah no but life's just mundane though and you do fall yeah you fall into that trap where you're she could be working every day she's got kids you know it does get boring like I get it everyone gets like that yeah and and I think it's difficult just to say yeah just get yourself out of it but how does she get herself out of it like there must be a way to like what would you suggest set would i'd have a stern word with myself and say i don't want to be this person now and i would write a list of what the things are that are making me feel like i am this person so if it's for

example what job you've got i do you need to reassess that is it something to do with that how much you have the kids do you need more of a break do you need to speak to your partner about freeing up more time is it that your partner makes you feel like that because he doesn't think doesn't treat you sexy anymore well in that case you deal with that i would write down what makes me feel shit about my life right now or boring or bored and look at solutions and look at solutions to each individual one then i would maybe write a list of things that i would like that would make me feel good and i'd start trying to work through doing those as well like it's all very well saying oh i'm this i'm that are you gonna do something about it though or are you just gonna say you

feel like a frumpy wife and do nothing if it's that you feel overweight crack on get some weight off and get to the gym like do i know it sounds insensitive but actions speak louder than words you've got one life to live and it's not worth feeling that way like we said we've all been in scenarios like that where we've had to go through some difficult times to you know whether it be quitting your job whether it be changing up you know your relationship status it's it's hard but it's having that bravery yeah you have to thinking right do I want to sit where I am now forever like this is my one life or am I going to make changes like it's scary getting a new job but things are scary if you want things to get better. So I just think you can't sit there and

whinge. You have to crack on with it. Agree. Crack on, babes. Crack on. Right. Besides the odd fag and whine, what really are your filthy habits? I'm a terrible farter. I don't do that that much. I have terrible wind. I fart so much that me and James were cuddling in bed the other night he rolled over to cuddle me and in his sleep went oh because it was that bad i don't know yeah well i'm just being honest that is quite filthy i sometimes pick my nose and i'm a nose picker and i wipe it down the side of the car oh yeah yeah you do that or on the floor in the car yeah that's probably my worst do you eat your earwax no no i don't i just wondered i do love an ear bud i like to pick my ears i am an ear bud what else have i got oh no i need to tell you

something oh my god on saturday afternoon i was sat having lunch with ed in piccolinos and i was like touching my ear and i was like something feels weird here so where they've stitched my face back up two full length hairs were growing out of my ear what and I had to pick them off so your ear to my ear lobe there two full length hairs

because he'd pulled it back yeah yeah yeah so your hairline was going out of your ear yeah yeah wow is that going to be forever we'll find out in a few weeks

you need to laser it then with your current body laser I quite enjoyed it really yeah I sometimes have you ever found any long hairs

anywhere in weird places I haven't got any long hairs anywhere I wish I bloody did you haven't got long hairs on my head in tony and guy years ago and i did not know that this was a thing but basically when there's tiny little hairs like in the air or are you i was a junior so i used to sweep up and everything

i find now like random they get a lot because if the hair goes in a paw it i don't know one here what i've found one long one there like long have you ever squeezed a boil in your vagina because they are mental like they go on forever no what like an ingrown hair no kind of like an under the skin lump and if you squeeze it called like bartholomew no that's something else that's what you get on your labia that's completely different what else do you do that's filthy yeah those kind of things do you do anything else no i'm a filthy girl so i sometimes eat like super noodles wow sometimes i drink sometimes i drink tap water you dirty but oh my god we're having a conversation in the train station and she was like yeah i know but like do you actually drink

tap water and i was like yeah and she's like you looked at me like i was an alien disgusting i stand by that right anyway oh my god we've had so many questions we literally can't get through them we're gonna roll this over to next time and we're gonna do a little part two but thank you for all your questions in part one thank you guys love you so much bye guys We'll be right back.