Nip Tuck - We Got Secretly Filmed!

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

Teeth, lips and being secretly filmed! We talk about Ashley's new teeth, Laurens new lips and what happened to us when we went to London! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, hello and welcome to Nip Dugna. I'd given a fuck. We've not seen each other for quite a while. We have. Why are you facing me so much? I feel like you really like... Because I'm wearing jeans and I don't usually wear jeans. Do you feel a bit weird? I feel a bit like... Yeah, you're literally like... Put yourself comfy, love. Like a stiff person. Yeah, you look stiff, like... Settling. We've seen each other. My throat is not great because i had my teeth done yes we need to talk about that we've got various little beauty and was your throat sore after because your mouth your gobs open my gobs always open no one can shut my god i've had this weird like sinus e covid thing for ages where do you remember like wheat scores like

i can't smell yeah it's come back the smell but i'm still quite like congested and then it all came back yesterday because my gob was open from half nine until half three right let's know like fully let's talk in detail people will want to know because they have teeths so i'm having the same as you had where did you go ringway dental um what did you have emacs i don't know what they're called um porcelain veneers i am having emacs i don't think they're emacs because i don't know the answer but my teeths aren't pegs my teeths aren't pegs yeah but you said that they look like sweet corns no no no they felt like sweet corns because i had the composite on before my teeths my real teeths do you want to see my teeth i've seen your teeths with nothing on no

but my teeths um i have small teeths like naturally small teeths um so when he took all the composite like dolphin teeth like i have like i had a few gaps only little ones so when he took the composite off i they felt tiny that's mine yeah but you've got bigger teeths than me naturally it was just very gappy yeah that's what i mean it just felt very good they weren't sweet corns they were just quite gappy um and then he had to dehydrate them a bit but no my teeths aren't mega filed down that was me yesterday i need to find mine um my throat is so i've also got a gap from i had a brace that closed it but it opened i've got a slight gap in the middle of my teeth they all i have since i was a kid so when they took it away my teeths had a gap i and it was

like air con blasting so then i woke up this morning they filed off all your old composite yeah and that took ages and we're chatting to andy about it tastes disgusting disgusting so i've gone to kiss dental andy mclean he's been my dentist for years and years and we were talking about do you remember that influencer that did that tiktok and she's like i found my composites off and it really stank when they were taking them off and there was all bits in it. Oh, right. Montana.

Oh, right. And she's very de-influency, isn't she? And yeah. It's the trend. Fuck influencers. It's the trend to now all of a sudden be complete opposite of what you once were. Lauren, stop, stop.

I'll say no more. Anyway, so she was saying, and I was like, what the hell? she was like i had my composites taken off and they had all bits of food and shit and then it stank when i took it off so i was then loads of people commenting on it like yeah like this is legit like same so i asked andy about it and he was like if they've been done properly it shouldn't but yeah that can like that's like so that's like veneer breath have you heard about veneer breath And have you heard about BBL smell?

No. Bitch, get ready. BBL smell. So, I would have BBL smell and for nip. Oh, gorgeous. So, veneer breath. I know what that is. Because the tough, the real tough and the fake tough

aren't stuck to each other, so all the bacteria... You get it, get it. ...breathe. No. Yeah, but it's... Yeah, if you smell the floss, it's stinky, but it's between the veneer and the real tooth, you can't get it i have smelt that on turkey people turkey teeth people not that every turkey

tooth is like that because i've got friends that have had good ones but i guess some of the dentists well my friend who lives in la did like this funny post on instagram a while ago and it was like every bitch in this town's got veneer and munjaro breath munjaro breath whenever i don't eat like my breath is not great because ketosis yeah keto it's because all i don't eat all day and then i drink black coffee like right so then bbl smell is when you've had a bbl and you sit down and stand up like oh it's all like dead garbage fat cell smell really i think that's just girls that are jealous of us i do or boys stupid boys girls if you've had a bbl does your bottom smell my bottom smells anyway oh my god that fart you did on the train i have never well

we'll talk about that in a minute so teeth teeth teeth right so then he took them all off and they don't actually look that bad under it but he was like listen i can put the temps on and how weird is it when they put the temps on it's just like you just click them on and you're like yeah and um yeah he was like do you want me to leave them or put the sounds on i was like oh my god but But I do think they probably will snap off at some point. But if they do, your teeth are all right. I won't be that bothered. And I've told everyone I'm having it done.

And I'm not that proud. You're not that, no, we're not that. The good thing about not giving a fuck is actually, like, you're not that arse. We could go and have, like, surgery and come to work the next day. Yeah, you're not that arse. It's great for our annual leave.

When we talk about my lips, which we will in a bit, I looked awful and I went to a restaurant. I don't give a fuck, am I not? Ah, so that just is what it is. So, teeth off. Then, what shade are you going for? B1. So, mine are B2.

Everyone's telling me not to do B1. Mine are B2, but I feel like I could have done B1. I think you could have gone lighter. Yeah, I think I could have. And mine are B2. So, yeah, I think it lives a B1, right? Yes. Yeah, and they don't look stupid.

Because I think, right, this is my thought on it. When you see the stupid coloured teeth, I think... But what colour is that? No. Is that A1? i don't think it's the color i think it's the type of veneer and the thing with the translucency so i think you can go b1 if you've got the really good thin veneer with some translate and they put little lines in them so they feel more natural you've got the translucency at the

end texture i think that's what it is i think it's when people have the block that it looks white like a4 paper white yeah yeah yeah james wants to redo his because he didn't have his done in turkey he had them done in this country he had them done in this country he needs bottoms as well yeah he had them done in in manchester um but his was really complex because he actually had really nice teeth but he used to play rugby and mma so he got knocked out oh so has he got like implants so one of them is like a bone graft it did it did and like a bone grafts look quite turkey but they're actually not and they were really expensive but he wants them more natural but it's just it's a lot of money isn't it can you not send him to turkey for them we did look

at that going to an actual good place in turkey my friend um dan hers are turkey emacs they're fucking incredible who else do we know that's got turkey because we may do that and you can do the bottoms as well well no i've heard that for implant stuff like they're they're really good so you've got your temps on i've only got them on the top oh what did they do with the bottom Are they yours? No, I... Oh, my God, they're lovely. I need a brace.

I'm going to do... I'm going to veneer my bottoms. I can't be arsed with a brace. I can't be fucking arsed. So I'm going to veneer them. No? I'm veneering my bottoms. Yeah.

I think I might. Yeah. Or do you just think it's more teeth to upkeep then, though? Do you know what I mean? I think we've already... I think we've passed that stage. I think we've already fucked up another thing down to the list to look after. Yay!

Mortgage tick. Bottom teeth tick. Yeah. So, no more... Yeah. they look lovely they don't look when asha came in before i didn't even notice which i think that was like yours as well yeah i didn't think oh teeth i didn't really notice which yeah because they were lovely before you just want them whiter more solid yeah and i think they're getting made

they look so will they be exactly the same or a bit different we've agreed on a couple of different things what have you agreed on like that one goes in a bit that way so does that like just little tiny touches but as well he said do I think that the fangs are too fangy but I quite like that well when I got mine done Stephen said to me fangs are meant to be you're meant to have fangs fangs are because they are canine teeth and they are fangs so he was like you should really have them to stop you looking like you've got a gum shield in so I think that I think that no I think they're nice I think they're nice agree you want them to look like a natural it's like your boobs you want them to look like

are they aren't they yeah that's what you ideally want but yeah they look really nice so just be careful you asked me yesterday didn't you about eating I get pretty much normal

I've got my you've got your fuel haven't you I just didn't eat you know like crusty bread crusts of pizzas like I just was careful what did you eat

rice anyway potatoes that's what I had a tiny bit of mashed potatoes well I just eat no I just eat I get normal food

pasta normal food but didn't yours break off one did break off but when i went back in he stuck it on and that was fine well megan said that you can literally order like denture glue off amazon and stick it if you need to yeah if you're going out that i'd have some in the house because if you're about to go out and one falls off you just stick it back on for a minute do you remember when james's full tooth came out when i got engaged and he had to

stick it back in and then the next day we just got engaged and we're like on a high and he had his front tooth missing didn't he come and pick us up and he showed it and he was like hello and And he's like, of course, he didn't give a fuck. I think it's quite funny. I think it's quite funny. So teeth. Teeth, yeah. Tick.

What other bits have we been up to? Lips. Lips. Let me go and get my breakfast because I'm starving. So I had my lip. Finally, I've done a video for Patreon. It is a 10-minute video. It is a full-on video.

I've done before, a chat before. I've done filming and doing it. I've talked about it after. Nat, who I went to, Dr. Nat at the Doctor and Co. I fucking forgot the name. No, no, doctor and co. I can't remember doctor and art, whatever. I've known her for years.

I went to her because she's a doctor. And obviously I go to Skinner Dress for loads of stuff. But the good thing about Charlotte, and this is something that I think is really important. There's a lot of medic, non-medic arguments within the industry. And Charlotte is a non-medic, but she does bits and bats. But what she always says is,

if it's done responsibly, it's fine. And she said, I think you're at the point now with your lips that I'm not comfortable dissolving them. you need a doctor to do it and she said she will always refer oh tell us what happened with that big ass lump yeah so she said to me i think that potentially needs um a needle in it and she was like i'm not a doctor i'm not doing it and she said this is where the problem is with the medic non-medic she said i do feel i can do it all but if there's certain things that i think look bit risky bit too much should i say to people go to a doctor yeah yeah go i'm not doing it and that's

what she said to me she's like go to doctor absolutely not so i went to doctor now she's done some videos as well like i say i'm going to put it all together and i'm going to put it on patreon so she dissolved it full top lip gone with hyaluronidase whatever it's called i swelled but not dramatically i bruised quite a lot and that evening it's james's youngest birthday and we were going out for a meal and my lip was getting smaller and smaller james couldn't look me in the eye because he said i look that much like my mom it was creeping him out show me a picture it was creeping him out how much i look like my mom so we'd go to kiss me back i can't i can't and i'd be like stood there in the kitchen because you forget because you're not looking in a mirror so

i'd just be like getting on and i'd turn around i'd be like oh and he was like oh god and he was like you look like your mother i can't kiss you i mean he still took a blow job that night though didn't he fucking hell lauren but he couldn't kiss me and as the as the day was going on it was getting smaller and smaller oh it does and then when you wake up it's even smaller because at first you're like it's not too bad and then it goes cat's arsehole yes it's those lines there i was even fooling myself that actually my top lip's quite big i like my natural i actually have quite a big natural lip no you don't so it got smaller and smaller woke up in the morning and I looked in the mirror

and honestly, do you know smoker's lines that come from your lip? I had them on my moustache, all the smoker's lines because the fullness had gone in my lip so when I spoke,

it went into a cat's arsehole. I had lines on it but I still went out in public, went for a meal that night. I thought, we're going to our local at 6pm. Who are you going to see?

Who the fuck didn't I see? I bumped into two of my friend's exes. Did you over line your lips? I did nothing. i didn't look in the mirror my thing is if you don't look in the mirror you don't know what you look like so you can pretend you look like whatever you want if you know how bad you look you're self-conscious and i do this when i go out like on the school run or whatever i just don't look

in the mirror like you know me when we go nights out i don't take any makeup out and i don't want to check myself in the mirror because if i think i look fucking great well that suits me i don't need to know what i really look like so i didn't look at it and i was chatting to someone and i I could see, you know, when you're looking and you can see the eyes are on you. Yeah, and it's a bit, that's like when I get a cold sore. And you know someone's looking, you can see their eyes. Or you've got a spot on your forehead or chin. And everyone's eye gazes, and I knew they were looking at it.

But anyway, we went for dinner for a birthday and it was lovely. And then the next day I got up and I really looked not great. But I kept going for five days. So I'm going to put it all on Patreon. But what Nat said to me is people have the impression that you have to wait two weeks to be refilled i've heard that and it's like a strict yeah she said no and like i say she's a doctor she said actually the the product the medication whatever it's called stops working after five days right oh the um whatever they dissolve so it stops

dissolving after five days right should all i say to people is you're gonna have some swelling blah blah blah it's your money you're wasting if you come back in i do it put a little bit in and then you're like there's not enough now because of the swelling etc so she said you can refill at five days she said but that's on you she's like medically you can and i we had what did it hurt when she dissolved it no not that bad how long did it take she put she lanced so she put i had like a sausage lump i filmed it she tried to put a needle in it and lance it out and she was squeezing in it but not that much came out she's like we're gonna have to dissolve so she did what they call the emergency dose i was like fucking great um it took five minutes you didn't swell up like

no and that's because she we worked out i don't know the exact medical terms of this but it's not the dissolver that i've got an issue with it's the saline stuff and because what i've normally got an issue we normally put less dissolve more saline and that's what we think was causing it but she put a high dose of dissolve not much of anything else and it swelled but not for long at all because i was waiting for my usual video there was nothing she also dissolved a little wiggly bit of filler i had there that i need to now even out um but yeah all fine redid it now what she redid it with which i don't know what you have in your lip but i forgot the name was it in a purple box didn't even look i'm useless at this but again i'm doing a video

which it will say it's 70 booster 30 filler the rest of it is like your lidocaine and shit no your your your booster your what you call it your skin booster yeah like hyaluronic yeah hyaluronic so most of it's hyaluronic a little bit of actual filler do you want that in your lips though or is that just yeah everything no i want that i want that because i don't want heavy filler anymore i don't want a thick heavy filler what i wanted yeah like juvie was a hair yeah i want yeah i want like a hydration yeah plumping yeah but i don't want a sausage so she did that and i'm really yeah well i didn't want sausage and i'm really pleased with it yeah i think it they look gorgeous a tiny bit more because my bottom lip is quite a lot bigger than the top

in little stages like what i know 0.5 and that's what we're going to do the bruising though that i've had i've got a lot of concealer on now you can still see it is all up my actual tash like i've got a black tash where it's all come up um but i am happy with it i prefer that softer look now now i think i need a lip lift but whatever um look at my filtering it's not even bad i feel like it is but yeah i'm happy all good and i'm gonna have a little bit more but honestly girls if you are like a philip if you feel like your lip has got a bit old a bit dehydrated but you don't want filler have a look at this product the laser is meant to be really good on your lips the laser resurfacing on your lips yeah also one of our friends went to see my facelift surgeon

oh listen to this price in in a year yeah over fifty thousand pounds what was it for was it just facelift i think uh like maybe like same as me you know what i think that is i think you've put facelifts on the map i agree i definitely wanted the first no i do to talk about it is when i don't think they were that popular no one talked about surgery ever now everyone's doing yeah but i think facelifts everyone used to think oh it's too far a bit extreme like yeah but now it's like it's trendy like even like the chris jenner one it's become like a major job or it's not quite as but it's almost like that now whereas it's called forever 35 club oh that's what they're calling these new facelifts oh i like that because you don't want to look 80 well you kind of do but

you want to look realistic yeah forever 35 yeah i like you right yeah 50 odd it was more than that that's oh right enough about plastic surgery because sometimes we get slagged off for talking about it it's called it's called nip tuck yeah it's called nip tuck so i've got a debate everyone in here okay i'll keep it quick because it's quite a boring story right was in the nail salon yesterday and this lady uh walks in to get her nails done and the guy goes and he's not english he went excuse me ma'am i need to talk to you about last time you came in so she was like right should be shifting and he was like i only charged you three pounds instead of 30 pounds and she went well that's your problem and she'd come back in

to get her nails done again and then he was like well no because if you want your nails done here again you're gonna have to pay the extra 28 pounds right and she was arguing the top she was coming back again and she was like no i'm not going to pay it's your problem so then he just went no like he could he couldn't speak like english fully but she was getting really aggressive with him and and like i almost turned around and went well if you don't want your nails done here go go somewhere else and don't but then i thought i'm not not yeah so then she had her nails done and then on the way out he was like you have to pay for this for the whole thing and she went mental right so first of all it's funny this you remember when james went to get his van yes

the van thing we spoke about and on that occasion oh but that's us so that's fine that's different but to be fair but he hasn't gone back there again initially initially what's happened here is a genuine human error on a chip and pin and it's 27 pounds pay the fucking man for the time that he spent and also if you think they're that good to come back again yeah if you were buzzing she must have noticed that she spent three pounds i wouldn't if you think about it you tap you walk off do you check your bank do you ever i don't check my bank but do you look at how much it is do you it depends if it have um on my monzo it has a notification so you'd see it but the first thing i would think i don't think i'd know if i was that woman the first thing i would think would

be like shit is he having me on it and i would check yeah and i'd check and if i had only paid three pound i will pay it yeah because at the end of the day you've had the service but also i was so embarrassed it was a way of form in front of everyone and like the way she was speaking this poor guy like shit in front of everyone i was like you are a dickhead it was his error but for 20 he's taken the time and he's done your nails and you've had the goods it was the way that like she was ready for the argument as well like she was like i think she knew before she came in and she was like well that's a you thing that's on you that's on you you you made that mistake why should i have to pay because you've made a mistake and that's what i was about to say because you got

got your nails done yeah and then i just thought also how can you then go and sit in the pedicure chair let this poor other guy touch your feet when you've just spoken to someone like shit you fucking wanker my other thought people in cheshire honestly if you were a if you were a nailed person and you would mischarge someone do you think when they come back it's okay to say or would you say well it's my mistake leave it or would you say no can i have the rest i i would say okay that's fine but you can't come back in here again so off you go and i hope you enjoy your 27 pounds yeah same yeah and i'd humiliate her in front of everyone there kind of thing that's what i do i say well if you're not going to pay it you can't come for your nails hair again yeah i think i would

do you think if my lash lady for example if i went in and she went babe i charged you wrong last time it wouldn't even be a question it'd be like i've had the service i'm gonna pay and i think i'm thinking about things i have done i think they would say to me yeah i charged you wrong sorry about that and then i guess you've just got to hope that the person's a decent person but going back in there that was a bold move if you want to save your 27 quid don't go back don't go back and be chuffed that you've saved 27 pounds go get get off get your 27 quid but don't go back again and also i have worked in retail and like shops before however if aldi charged me wrong i think i'd be a them problem you wouldn't even notice no but do you know what

I mean, if the receipt, if, like, I came out and they'd only charged me two quid for something, I'd think, oh, well, got me free shopping, I'd still go back. I think it's because it's a person. I've worked... They wouldn't recognise you. Yeah, true.

I've worked in retail before where, like, you know, like, in restaurants and stuff, if you've charged someone incorrectly, it comes out of your wages. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they kind of have to have something like that in place. Yeah, it's money.

It's gone, it's money lost. If there's no, like, if there's no action to something you do, then people would make fuck-ups all the time i kind of get that really if you've made a mistake also speaking of money guys i've got this absolutely mental story to tell you about this girl on holiday whose phone got stolen right where was she by the way do you know um in spain let me get the thing up one sec i've just so this is someone that i've got on instagram is she famous no she's not insta phone she's like a normal like a friend i've been through it guys i'll explain properly at some point when i'm still not emotionally in the trenches about it but in a

nutshell my phone was stolen in spain right i was pickpocketed and they checked the cctv they couldn't see the exact moments but the people that have stolen her phone have managed to hack into her phone with face id they immediately disabled find my iphone and changed her apple id and email address they then transferred all of her bank account money to themselves they made multiple international transfers withdrew cash even they set up crypto accounts to take my money they bought cameras iphones amazon gift cards and stole all of my savings and transferred them to myself as i had no phone and they had changed my apple id password i could not block the phone or change any of my passwords as i couldn't complete two-factor authentication oh there's

not that oh two banks failed to block the online banking cards so they had days doing whatever they wanted imagine sitting there knowing they were just taking all your money apple wouldn't give me my id back until today so i was unable to download any apps meaning i've remained locked out of many of my apps for 10 days o2 wouldn't block my imei as i bought my phone from apple and apple wouldn't unblock it as o2 were my network provider paypal thinks that it's not suspicious that 17 000 euros was sent to a random spanish person and they've closed my case three times 17 000 two credit cards have been taken out in my name and i've been told to be careful as it's organized crime and they may now come and try and intercept my post at my house

i can go on and on about it's been absolutely awful and it's still unresolved however things are starting to slowly get sorted right this goes on to the next bit now i won't keep you too long on this but i just want everyone to please be careful with their phones like in london mine all over the fucking it's not in london you can't even have it out anymore it's not just that they want to steal a phone it's everything it's that all of that fucking like how scary thousands our entire especially for us and a lot of people that work online our phones are our entire business work everything is on there you could get into everything my password my fucking but that's what i'm saying it's not just about oh i've had my phone and you initially think that she would

have initially oh shit i've lost my phone maybe go to bed wake up the next day your whole savings account and it's bad enough losing your phone right so listen to the this is weird while i'm here i'm gonna explain the weird circumstances so i don't have to go over it a thousand times as i would absolutely hate this to happen to anyone else because honestly the banks do not give a shit there was a girl stood near our group in a bar and she complimented my outfit i said thanks she asked where it was from i told her she asked again where my top was from i told her i moved away she was lingering and irritating me she kept interrupting my conversations i moved away and said to my friends she's a bit annoying i wasn't being mean but i was in a group and had

fomo she stayed hanging around me then she approached me and asked if i had instagram as she loved my style and wanted to follow me which i would think i told her it's a private account for friends and family sorry she gave me a really sad face and said that's such a shame i then said i've actually got a work one for instructing pilates and i showed her with a view that she'd just type it into her instagram and leave me alone instead she got her phone and took a photo of the page all right i didn't think anything of it at the time i just wanted to stop to stop pestering me and obviously she's done some witchcraft on her phone and used her pictures to create an ai 3d image to unlock her so she's taking a picture she's taking a picture of the

instagram she was just sent it to a gang so they didn't want to follow it because that would give them a lead back to yeah so she's taken a picture of the account sent it off and then they've robbed her phone and made this 3d ai picture to hack into it yeah wow that is scary so they've taken a picture of it gone on her pictures got a picture of a face and that's how they've done yep do you know what it's such a double-edged sword because first of all you want all the protection that they have because it stops these things happening or should but then when you want to try and get back in it yourself if you haven't got all the other things you can't get back into it do you not remember when that happened to one of ed's friends though that was a while ago it

was in ibiza and the whole bank account got drained did he ever get it back i don't speak about it to him very odd and so what i'm saying guys is just just be careful we'd be fucked oh absolutely i mean i i am known to put my phone on i never know but even stuff like our ipads and stuff yeah and people saying like can i get your instagram you'd be like yeah of course you what you wouldn't think anything of it so do you think so targeted her now she went and got the stuff and they knew they were going to pickpocket her wow now we've been a victim this week have we we have Lauren and I

where it's actually not funny it's not funny but we see the funny side in everything so we're going to find the amusing side of it but it's actually not funny so of course this would happen to Lauren and I on a random Monday night in London

there's thousands of people in London but no we're stood outside the Mayfair hotel on our way to lives premier okay i'm enjoying a cigarette and lauren is enjoying a vape i wasn't enjoying it was awful that thing but yeah while we wait for our taxi to come and minding our own business this gentleman approaches us from the corner which was a bit like anyway he literally stopped and he was a lot bigger than us yeah he was quite big wasn't he he must have been really

tall six foot five like yeah and he towers over us which you can actually see on the video that he is looking down on us didn't think we didn't think anything of it and he goes because we were chatting weren't we like yeah and he's like wow you're beautiful or something like that and then he was like um can i get your instagram yeah he was like you're beautiful what's your name and i so he's talking to ashley and i listen without sounding whatever men approach women it's not I didn't it does happen

it happened it happened to me when we were further down the road yeah and then it happened to me and Christina last time we were in London it happens

you don't I didn't think anything of it I actually I forgot that that had even happened I'm actually doing something I've not even paid

any attention to this man saying she's beautiful because I'm thinking yeah I know boring and then he goes what's your name she's polite

and says Ashley did he shake your hand or have I made that up yeah he shook my hand and again I don't want to shake your fucking hand

I want you to fuck off but you're bigger than me and I don't know who you are you're being polite and we were we didn't even think anything of it men approach whatever and then he says can i get your instagram and ashley says i'm married and then he says no and then he went can i get you and then i start like looking then at what's going on he goes something i can't remember if you said can i get yours what's your name you're you're something and i was like and i

made a joke and i was like oh second best thanks very much i'm married anyway and then he goes oh you're both married and we were really polite and we were like yeah god and then off he goes and we didn't i didn't tell anyone we just carried on with our day thought fuck all of it carried on with our evening then was it the next day it was like three days later i am in the house and i'm tidying up minding my own business pottering around and i look at my phone just recovering from the hangover recovering which we'll talk about from the depression and hangover and anxiety and i've got like three missed calls of ashley and i'm like i'm a fuck and she sent me a tiktok she's like ring me and oh let me see how many views it's got so i played this tiktok

and it's somebody with a what looks like a body cam walking towards the mayfair i'm still thinking what's this then i see me and ashley there and i'm thinking oh fuck oh my mouth i was sweating because i didn't remember the guy at all it was a non thing to me comes over and i also didn't remember what i'd said because i had had a couple of prosecco's by then i wasn't steaming but i wasn't sober and he comes over and i'm thinking fuck i honestly my bum cheeks because me and ashley are outspoken we say inappropriate things all the time they fall out of my mouth if you think the podcast's bad you want to hear the shit that comes out when it's not and i couldn't remember what i'd said and i may have and i'm thinking 60 000 views and i may have said and

then he starts saying have you got a boyfriend i think what what did i say what to say because the kind of thing that would come out of my mouth as a complete joke would be depends on your bank balance as a joke and i'm thinking what did you say what did we say i'm sweating anyway as i'm watching it thank god we're polite we both say we're married you know it was fine but imagine if i was on my own you might have given your instagram like to make him fuck off so then i'm thinking what who and then it dawns on me it's the guy that came over so then i ring her straight away and my eye was sweating and then all of a sudden it kind of hit us we'd been filmed without our knowledge yeah then we were both a bit like once we realized we'd not said anything wrong

we were a bit like oh that feels horrible we didn't know that that man was filming we had no clue so then we started thinking did he have like a body cam we still can't think can't think and then who was it that said to us did he have glasses did he have glasses on and we're trying to think back and we're like yeah so funnily enough i had no idea about this because the weird thing is when i told james james's son said to me did he have glass i went in like fucking look at this adam christina's adam said did he have glass on albie said did he have glasses on i was like yeah why yeah they are glasses with a camera in guys is that not only is it not illegal to film someone without the consent i think it is

not in a public space it would be if we were inside like a shop or something right but not outside i don't think it is so i was gobsmacked and honestly it felt horrible we didn't say anything inappropriate but we may have made a joke who knows and to know that you can't even speak to someone without that shit potentially going viral we went on this losers videos and that's what he does he walks over to women and tries to chat them up but then he like takes the piss out of them afterwards so on the caption the the writing at the beginning what did it say it doesn't make any sense you fumbled generation when you fumble generational well i don't even know what it meant but it's obviously a dig at us or something and then we got called brass

oh of course we did because we always get grass when we looked at some of these other videos it was actually really alarming there's one girl that's on her own i feel sorry for the girls on their own and she's on her own and she's on her run she's got like shorts on and he comes up behind her and she's got her earphones and he says you're beautiful same thing you got that's what he says you've got beautiful eyes he said the same thing to each of them and these this woman looked a bit taken aback and she actually did have a chat with him but then there's a woman at the the zebra crossing as well and she looks very uncomfortable and he's saying to her can i get your instagram she actually says no i don't want to but he so what i'm trying to understand is why

why and what is the point of this are we trying to trick women but then also there's ones where he's like at night on rows of bars and like women are talking to him like and they're a bit pissed yeah yeah and then it feels very predator weird i didn't like it's weird at all and i kind of thought what's your page for it felt quite dark it was like is this a page for you to laugh at women to catch women out to show women feeling uncomfortable what is your point that have given their instagram handles and they've got like boyfriends or whatever and people like uh she's got a boyfriend and you know what i said to lauren i've been in some relationships like this before that would have told me off for that even though we acted accordingly they'd be humiliated by the

factored the video yeah does that make sense so the good thing is i absolutely have so this is it got me thinking actually and we've we've said this plenty of times about how lucky we're not lucky we should get that men should be like this we are with james and ed i rang james he didn't give a shit he was busy at work and he was just like all right he didn't say what did you say on it because number one he trusts me and number two he's secure in himself like ed is yeah and they're fine but you would i've had previous boyfriends that i would have been in shit and they would have said well why are we talking to him why did you entertain him why did you because i'm polite i'm not a rude woman why did you smile at him then why did but then like what what do we

do and how do we get the confidence to turn around and go get away fuck off don't want to talk to you and if we turn around and said that we would have got slated so what do we do i wouldn't have done that because that's rude if he wants to say can i and you say politely no one married thank you lovely to meet you nice you've also you shouldn't have to do that touch your hand yeah and what do i know if he's gonna well you don't know but like i would if you'd not have shook his hand and you'd said i don't want to shake your hand then you would have got shit and she thinks she's this and that it's really hard to navigate and a lot like i say you're right past relationships of mine i would have been in trouble for that video same what having done nothing wrong but because

they had they had a dick measuring ego problem it would have like you've embarrassed me by even be by even smiling back it is embarrassing it's it's not nice it's embarrassing it's it's weird and of course it would happen to us of course we'll put the link in um in patreon for you so you can have a look at it um and if everyone can comment on it tell him yeah tell him it's us and then he might think oh shouldn't have done that or he might like it because he's getting more promotion more engagement i'm surprised he's not been taken down but i think he's quite clever with it because he does things like if a girl gives him their instagram he doesn't he blacks it out like he doesn't say it so i think it's like so he won't put their insta but he'll put the face

which yeah that's as bad i think you can secretly record like that in public as long as you're not like breaching data and stuff like that i think so but then there are things like manchester nightlife of course you can because you know when there's like a fight that erupts yeah and it goes viral of course you can film in public thinking about it now people film stuff you film that man if he put her you but you knew you were filming it yeah but i asked him before i started filming it said do you mind me doing right but if you put on their like her instagram or number or something like that that's when he could get in trouble right but really your face is enough like it we'll we'll put it on patreon um and you can have a little look at the guy but yeah

weird as fuck and it actually it was really it made me feel really weird now we'd only had a couple of prosecco's at this point what if it had been could have been so much worse so much worse what if it had been two or three hours later and we were fucking pissed it would have been embarrassing because we may have been staggering you just can't do anything anymore and it's horrible and that's why me and ashley always say i love the fact that we are always so open because you can't get like the shit for it like look at molly may now she i don't know if anyone's seen this you probably have she's getting what if she was having a sneaky vape she would have been it would have been like yeah whereas we're very open about not being perfect and we're not asked

but people like molly may's getting so much shit what she thought on the nanny thing with molly may you don't have any thought on it she's allowed to do whatever the fuck she wants and also i know you can't it's a it's a lose-lose situation i say this about admit you've had plastic surgery yeah anything to do with women other women love slagging you off either way for it she's got a nanny she doesn't have a nanny and she lies about it yeah she's had a nose job and she's like oh she's had a nose job and she's encouraging young women you honestly let her do whatever the fuck she feels is right for her and let's all shut the fuck up about it because it's a load of absolute shit all that matters is the kids looked after and everything's fine and it's

none of your fucking business do you know i don't know why this is just reminding me have you well i know you have i don't know if anyone else has watched late uh real housewives of london yeah did you like it yeah how amazing is amanda yeah i want to be her a lot of effort though oh my god so much do you know i didn't do you know what i really didn't like that was it panthea slagging her off saying she she needs a facelift did you see that bit i know i i thought you fucking i haven't seen that yeah so basically they do these episodes and then they have like a debrief like two of them having a drink i've missed it yeah i've watched all the shit um and she's like well you know she was being a proper cow and the lady that she was speaking to was being

really very very good in her responses and she was like you know she just needs a bit of a lift there why has she not had a facelift yet and i thought oh you're horrid get off the telly get off the telly that's not nice i actually wouldn't be that happy if she's on the next um season after saying that i think that's really yeah so i've no i've watched horrible and she's very argumentative but sometimes it's nice to have what because it makes a good telly but saying that someone needs plastic surgery on tv i think is really mean is that what got you talking about the boarding school thing when you watch that no i've not watched that one yet they're talking about boarding school what do they say um that she was sent one of them i can't remember who was sent

when they were seven or something one of the women yeah and they were talking about boarding and one of the kids boards all week i think it might want to be one of pantheon's kids boards all week and they were taught and i wondered whether that had got our conversation in your mind about the boarding thing we've not had any feedback from that yet oh that will be why it's out today do you know because i'm just interested i was quite interested in that when i went home i spoke to james about it and he was kind of like at first like no no no and then when we spoke a bit further he was like ah it's quite yeah kind of get it kind of makes sense so we went to london so we went to london for live's bad boyfriends premiere it was so good as well yeah um i love that david potts

yes do you know what was really funny we were watching it we'll talk about in the bonus more because um we've got the ins and outs of our time we've got a little vlog as well on patreon um but we were watching the the bad boyfriends and the bad boyfriends cast were there and they were sat like and they were and some of them we were like oh and they were like we we were sat at the back because we were like we will need the toilet probably at some point so we sat at the back like near the bathroom and then people were walking past and if they were mean we were like yeah we were watching it and they're like some of the boyfriends like saying really mean things about the girl and we were like oh no very mean we were like oh no and they were probably sat like

a few things down i was like a model absolutely not yeah he's nothing and we were like getting really really angry with these men weren't we yeah we'll talk about that a bit more on the bonus about our night but we have to say our makeup ashley oh my god was incredible we didn't get one picture no and i feel awful because it was really our outfits were incredible i know we messed up there didn't we but we got our makeup done with jayani she does yeah find her insta at j-e-y-a-n-n-e-y lovely girl as well we had such a good chat she's done caroline stanbury's that story she told us oh we can't repeat that we can't repeat that but absolutely amazing lovely girl and i liked i didn't feel too cakey but i was really glowy i was really impressed

with her so if you're in london or if you've got a wedding anything she's your girl love this you know where you can see your makeup really clearly on that video of you being filmed guys on the stream yeah fuck off christina but you did also on the bonus quickly do you want to just say who liked your picture that you did pose oh i don't know because the marriage maybe what bye Thanks for watching!