Nip Tuck - What We've Been Wearing!

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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guys hello and welcome to nib talk not giving a fuck oh we both at low then i like so we are coming into the bingest bongest booest time of year and i know you guys are all feeling it like literally i was looking through my diary yesterday and i went what i've got my christmas photo shoot on sunday so who messaged me about that i can't i can't remember a lovely scouser said you need to go to Grace Kelly, which you go to anyway. It's fully booked. I don't want them. And this sounds, oh, I'm not like,

I love them for other people, but I honestly, which is weird because I'm a bit like, oh, my kids. But I, you know, oh, my kids. I have no desire to take a Christmas picture of them. I don't want them. Lauren, do you know what, baby? Don't blame you after your last escapade with your family.

Oh, God, yeah. Funnily enough, all of us are strong arms. I don't anymore. no i've just got no i i don't which is weird for me just i love i love it for other people and i think the gorgeous but okay well i love it and yeah i have done it from when saskia was born yeah i did one when there was a baby kelly and she's meant to be incredible she is incredible she's booked up already yeah everyone said to me you need to you said to me like august you need to book it but it's just it's not a me thing it's isn't aren't people weird

i've got a book it's just not every christmas by the fireplace and the kids love getting it out and then what they do because when they're really little i dress them in like victorian outfits and stuff like that and then they laugh at it teddy looks like a girl yeah no it's lovely i just don't know it's not something that i've ever wanted to do yeah i don't know why but i think they're gorgeous i think they're lovely keepsake and the way she does it like it looks like they are actually sat on the moon it's really cute like they're actually with santa um i got a a message the other day i was actually going to ask you was i gonna about the trafford center grotto no no not for you um well i didn't even get the met they know they know it's a no from you i went

last year however an event and um i've not it's the weekend that i've not got the kids but i just think it's you really enjoyed it i did yeah and it's just a tick off to be honest as well it's a tick off the mum done that done a christmas dick do you know what though you know sarah that does our pr she's going to lapland uk with her two kids oh we had a chat about that the other week and she said that she was trying to book because it's in cheshire she's trying to book like a restaurant nearby in san carlo although he's already like fucked up so fucking lapland uk is ruining my Christmas sessions at my locals.

And whenever I go out in the evening with Ed, it's just going to be full of Lapland wankers. Lapland, yeah. Like, get out of my town. All those kids at once. It's like a Hickory's

turned into a Hickory's. Oh my God, I go to Hickory's. I've never been to Hickory's in my life. Can we go one time together? What is it? Hickory's. Is it like TGI?

And Saskia goes, can we go to Hickory Dickory Dog? Really? Yeah, so it's a massive car park. You pull in. Oh, so it's easy. and i tip them really well at my local hickory and i say to them can i have the booth by the cinema right so basically there's a like three booths yeah there then it's like a massive

restaurant huge and there's an outdoor undercover bit here with a football table i didn't know and And then behind us, there's a cinema, a tiny cinema. What, in Hickory's? Inside Hickory's. Oh, wow. So you can go, like me and my friends, if we're like, our husbands are working away or we just want to get the kids out of the house for a bit. Get them out of the house, kill a few hours.

Then we go to Hickory's and sit at my special table. So that you can eat and they can go away but you can see and hear them. And I can see them and you can sit and the wine is on draft. I didn't even know you could do that. i didn't know either me and megan went once and we were like do you have champagne and they were like no but we've got prosecco and they brought prosecco out and you know like one of those reusable oh my god and we were like why is it like this and they were like the prosecco's on as well jeez do you know what i think anywhere you can go with the kids where you can they can

bugger off but you can see them is just we say that lauren like sat around the table is very difficult it's very a lot to keep them around the table isn't it so if they can just bugger off and you can still watch them it's yeah we always say this like i am the legislation's probably nightmare but i think if you could find somewhere that was nice nice food nice wine watch the kids put them somewhere else you'd make a fortune is tgi still going because i used to love their potato skins because i think it's gone under but they've closed quite a few of them me and teddy recently when we did mommy and teddy day went to the trafford center one yeah and um there was two i could see gis i don't mind two ladies together with twin babies as well and they were like

kissing and cuddling and everything like that and teddy the whole time was sat right next to him of course was pointing staring mouth open asking questions and i'm like why how do we the other day i was in um cafe nero and there was a lady with one leg yeah and was he pointing yeah the thing is it's natural it's unusual for them to see you don't see it every day and i suppose people that are in that situation probably be used to it and they probably wouldn't be offended if a little child was like yeah and then you just explain i think i remember once when we're at the airport and sasky was saying about someone in a wheelchair because she they go through a fascination stage of wheelchairs yeah and she was like saying like

mummy how do they make a cup of tea how do they get into bed how would you go to the toilet which is all fair questions all of it those kind of things and she said to um because when you're at the airport the fast track is the same as the wheelchair queue and they're all in this tight space yeah with a pram and then all of them and this man was really really good with tasky once and he was like so my legs don't work and this is my button and this is how i do and i think and that's all they want to know they just want to understand and once you've explained it they're like and now she doesn't know i think that's a very good way to handle it when it's children just explain it to them then they're done i i speak to thea probably a bit too much like an

adult to be fair um because i just think you're gonna go out into the big world obviously i watch how i say things but i just if she asks me a question i'm quite like open open about it yeah Yeah, I'm quite straight because I think you're going to go out into the world and see it. If you know now, then it's no biggie for you in the future. Anyway, right, we've got so much to... Sorry about that. So, should we start with our first rendezvous that we did? Yes.

We went to... Well, that escalated is all I can say. We went to see Joanne McNally, me, Callum and Lauren. First thing I need to mention, something I introduced you to. You introduced me to a lot of wonderful things. Amazing skincare, makeup, brands. I introduced you to the best starter. ever at nando's so it's the new no listen we ordered about three we're like

so it was like a cheesy garlic no like a flat bread of it was cheese and garlic in a pita then toasted oh cut into four and it was no mouthwatering mouth what we kept going and another and another um we had a fantastic time in nando we did i really love nando's and i loved it it was so the intention was right and i don't know what's wrong with me lately the only thing i can put it down to is you because because uh it's weirdly you've been around every occasion so ashley had booked oh my god let's what about the day before when i was like i'm not coming it's raining she was being so mean to me i was i treated everyone to it actually like months ago messaged me and was like i booked tickets for me you and callum we're gonna go to see dram mcnally um and i was like oh

yeah amazing road tickets front row tickets and it seemed like ages where i was like amazing and then obviously it comes to it and i don't like leaving the house and then the day before we had like that storm oh my god it was like raining and it was wet and i was in a mood so i said her voice not like it might be too rainy for me to come tomorrow so i might not come and she was like lauren i've planned this and i was like yeah you're right sorry i'm just being a bitch i just wanted to argue so we went and my full-on genuine i mean i always have the we always have the best intentions don't we was nando's in a show that was it it was nando's in a show you were the one that wanted to go out after actually yeah i know it was nando's in a show and that was

that and i thought lovely um i got an uber because it was raining and i just couldn't be arsed messing around getting wet do your work in the car do your work it's just easier so went to nando's had a gorgeous meal lovely ketchup and I had two glasses of wine that's it that's all I drank at Nando's I was fucking pissed

before we went to Joanne McNally's I was as we walked over I was pissed and I had two wines then we got a couple of drinks for the show didn't we but Callum told me

that they were triples they were yeah well I don't think I knew that but he said I did I think you secretly put the extra in I did not spike you don't you be accused like real housewives

and then she was feeding me these dribble drinks well anyway it went I went from zero to a thousand the show was really good though I don't remember much of the show

if you can get a chance to go but it was funny I know I was laughing but I turned to Callum and I was like oh What was it about? We were doing snus as well. Yes. So I was sat there and then Callum was like tapping my hand.

Because we couldn't help but fag praise. And he was passing me one and I was just like... And we were like... Sat there like a dog. And I don't do it. It's not something I really do. So my lip was... It's not something I do either.

My lip was... My inner lip was burning. My eyes were watering. Callum was crying because I was sat there like... and the eyes were watering because it burns. I didn't do it. I thought it was going to give me a little buzz.

It didn't. I think that's a higher dose maybe. I don't know. But I remember. I've never had good snus experiences. No. I remember all of a sudden going from like,

ha ha, this is funny tech. Ha ha, Joanne, you're the boss! And then anything she said, I was like, yeah! Yeah! Yes, sister! It was a vibe. But it was really funny.

She just spoke about, I don't know. You can't remember, can you? no but some people are really talented whereby the way they're and i've not seen loads of them so i don't know i'm not talking like an expert but the way the show is it doesn't feel like a start middle and end it feels like a chat the entire way through of course there is a start middle and end in her head but it just the conversation went from like one thing to the next and she spoke about oh i was crying when she said um that she was stood at the deck

and all her friends that had babies it was like they were getting on the boat and going you know they were all getting married having babies and she said it was like sail away so and they were all waving her out the window and she said she was still stood on the deck with a glow stick and she said all she had left was the gays yeah she was like so turned around and who always has your back the gays were still there with the glow sticks it was really funny boyfriend there was a couple of men wasn't there um yeah i really enjoyed it i think and then at some point during the show i thought what was a really good idea was not to go home but to go to albert slush and i remember when i say fragments of our like not much um and then james said because obviously i just left the

house and said to james going for nando's in a show be back about i said i'll be back about five six it was a man i'll be back about he had the kids um no i said the trick is wait till they're all asleep i and i was just like yeah i'll be back and he said that what happened was at half nine I staggered through the door crawled up the stairs on all fours couldn't speak couldn't get my pants like god you got home no well I remember thinking you need to go home and he said that I texted him in the uber saying on my way home and he was like yes you've just rang me we've just had a conversation I was like okay just letting you know and he'd made me he said he knew that it was not going to be good so when I got in he'd made me a bagel and a big thing of electrolytes and

to your paracetamol and he said you know when you're trying to get your pants off and you keep falling over and he said he said then i started chasing him trying to fight trying to like play fight with him and i kept falling over he said it was very funny um and then i woke up honestly i woke up on monday morning like last thing i remember is albert sloth how am i in bed and i said who got me who got me home and he said i just sat up and went have i have we fallen out and he said he was like is there beef he said i literally sat a boat around went have we fallen out and he was like no everything is good and i was like it's monday morning i oh it was it was a i had a really really rough monday yeah i got a lot of food i had a jacket potato with cheese and

beans um had to do the score on bleary eyed and i just don't know how that happened i don't know but i had a great time it was very funny we met some nice people i think i don't know really and then we went out again yeah so then and bear in mind obviously i've been pregnant for six months of these but i haven't been picked me okay i've been pregnant for six months of them and then we went out again and it was my cosmetic consult community event it was really nice and wholesome it was another thing where i said to james i'm going 10 a.m 10 a.m i'm gonna do a bit of work there help out meet the people be there for ashley and then i'm gonna leave i expect it'll be wrapped up about one so i will go home then one a.m one a.m um and again it was do you know

what gets me it's the ones that get you are the unexpected ones they're the ones that grab you by the balls yeah yeah yeah yeah and you've not planned the next few days to be hungover because you didn't for a second think you would be they're the ones when you plan a night out i find i don't get as pissed because i kind of planned it i don't know and i'm maybe just being a bit more careful i know it's a big night it's the ones where you don't expect it so let's talk about the event so first of all we met the loveliest people oh my god the guy who came for his daughter oh right it was one of yours somebody's dad and he was a lovely man was in the queue right and he stood out like a sore thumb because he was a dad in a queue got to the front and we i on i'll be honest

i thought he was one of those that had seen a queue and thought which is fair enough gets to the front and i thought he was just gonna say what's this and he was like my daughter's working today she can't get here she sent me to come and he stood and he queued and he got he got the sample and he went and he oh and he said i've come for her and i'm gonna go and take it to her work what i mean i mean my dad would never my dad never would never have never never what a lovely dad and then we met um oh my god the girls whose 40th it was and she'd lost her she took her husband's passport oh my god there was 15 of them there was 15 girls and they were going to cork was it cork or belfast i think it's cork and um they got up at 2 a.m got up at 2 a.m they were staying in

a hotel in manchester all got up at 2 a.m went to manchester airport the girl for a 40th it was had picked her husband's passport so they get there and it's a husband's passport they all had to go home and then they were like we saw you and we saw you and we thought well so they they were listeners anyway um and yeah the she'd can they send a picture in because we got a picture with all of them yes we did send that in if you if you're listening so yeah her bloody 40th so i said well what are you gonna do then i said it wasn't meant to be it wasn't meant to be so maybe someone was gonna like cheat on the husband if he got there like who knows and someone was gonna fall over and break the leg there was a reason you didn't go yeah so i said well what have you

done and they were like we're just gonna get pissed and i was like perfect perfect so they were lovely and we met a lovely bloke called sam i don't know if you spoke to him his um skin and makeup was stunning oh it's just lovely so basically people queued up and then when they got to the front we were giving them a smoothie which i still never got taste and um a cosmetic console i kept calling them wipes and sarah your pr girl kept going it's not a wipe it's a toilet not a toilet and i was going sorry sorry and i was going if you got your wipe and she was like i was like sorry not wipe sorry um she was like it's a transformative pack sorry sorry sorry um and we were giving them out and i do you know what's really funny you would think that the

smoothies came out of my personal bank account yeah because i was really like funny with those smoothies so there were people which totally get i would do the same that didn't know anything about the brand anything about they were just queuing up because they saw a queue and they were mixed in and i fully get that and they were mixed in with absolute yeah and i knew that there was a certain amount of of smoothies so if someone got in the queue and was like i just saw a queue and thought then i was like yeah no problem here's your towelette you're not having a fucking smoothie though so i was holding the smoothies back for the ogs and one of the girls looked at me like and i was like listen there's a she looked at me as if to say why are you not giving them a smoothie

and i was just looking at like just trust me with the smoothies i'll hand them out she's like okay right as if they were coming out of my pocket and funny things happened ed and james right so then absolutely so then we finished all good and we went upstairs to the ivy you'd hired the the terrace area which is beautiful those gorgeous goodie bags which i didn't get one but it's fine um so in the goodie bag what we had you had some i couldn't tell you i didn't get one some doll beauty bits the double-ended brush the best double-ended also you smelt their new body spray desire yes oh their body spray is gorgeous and it's one of those where you know it's not expensive you can have it in your bag have it and just wolfy cosmetics eyebrow um gel and pencil your

favorite yeah priya jewelry a necklace from them yeah um vita liberata the new bronzer which i feel like you're teasing me here because i didn't get any of this by the way and a mini body blur oh my god the two best things the verve the verve as well i saw the verve poking out i got there before ashley guys the verve v80 and i was looking and checking and i did have a little nosy there was some really good really good goodie bag and they went they were nowhere to be seen and some not fantastic bits as well so we so we had the the terrace area um who was there loads of gorgeous gorgeous people were there like kenny sam kenny um oh chloe adair chloe adair is so guys i don't know if you follow she's got loads of followers that you probably will she does fashion she's got

a little boy she is the cutest loveliest little girl she came on her own sweet girl sweet oh i loved her um sophia bailey was there yes why is somebody ringing me from the united arab emirates what have i done that wasn't me um some footage has surfaced from when i was there single years ago um anyway who else was there so ed and james were there now james came a little bit later on because he was doing his mma punch punch fight fight fight before so he went training i'll fight you he went training and then he came after and i honestly again the baby was being looked after and i actually rang james's mom because everything was still really calm and i was like you know what you don't need to keep him overnight i'm gonna have a good time here and i'm gonna wrap it up

i'll come pick him up and this is the best grandma ever she went why are you boring cow you're boring cow stay out and i was like oh no i don't think so joyce i think i'm gonna come and get him i'm really missing him yeah anyway that was at like half 11 by half 12 that's not this is daytime this is saturday morning so then james turns up and i'm gonna blame him he was on a vibe and he started having a couple of beers he went i'm enjoying these beers should we stay for a couple yeah we'll still get an uber home we'll leave my car i got 100 tickets on it um and yeah next thing you left your car yeah i got came back to two tickets it's not bad is it 50 quid for overnight parking like i think that's fucking great for all day and not the next right outside

the venue i mean when we when we went in the morning i was concerned about clamp but there wasn't so then before you know it the alcohol was free it was on ashley the drink the champagne it was flowing it was flowing james was having more i looked over and james and ed were deep in convo next thing the arms around each other james was sat on ed's knee arms around each other and you can imagine how things went um i was pissed was very funny so ed and james were you know as the night as well it wasn't even the night as the day progressed arms around each other swaying around um ashley's business partner was there he's been a friend of mine for years and years and he was on a really good vibe as well james was enjoying it and it

just continued um then we left the ivy and we went to dear sailor which is um my family friend cousin's place so we went there and i because we'd been drinking all day i assumed it was about 1am don't know it was dark and whatever and then my cousin christian comes in with his wife and three kids now can you imagine my confusion and fit i am absolutely rat ass i think it's 1am my family come in with the children in a dark i was like oh fuck whoa i thought like what am i tripping i were and they were there and they were cuddling my auntie lauren and i was like oh kids and i was thinking what the fuck is going on here it was seven o'clock they'd been to san carlo for a dinner heard that I was in there and just popped in to say hello seven o'clock at night I was like what

the kids doing here what and they were like Lauren it's seven and I was just mind blown um anyway shortly after James was a liability and we were talking about this the next day I can drink I can't drink very well at all but I can drink better than him and I had to treat him like a child like a like a naughty child where I thought if I say to him we're going home I'm going to be met with resistance here it's going to be so I thought how do I play this and I said to Amy one of our really good friends I was like give James some water so James has sat there and she was going hey James try a bit of this you know like you do with a kid have a little taste and he was going yeah and then I just said babe I'm really tired I literally speaking to him like a baby

do you think we should go home and he was going yeah yeah nodding at me I was like shall we go home now darling and he was going yeah yeah go home time now so I held his hand and led him out and I said to everyone no one make a fuss of us leaving because he won't go literally that and I had to hold his hand I said come on let's get in the uber darling now I was pissed but you know when someone else is much more pissed it sobers you up a bit um so i took him home and what we did which i just think is fantastic when we were about half an hour from home i went on just eat i ordered a huge pizza cheesy chips nuggets to get to our house the uber pulled up as the takeaway man pulled up great got me pizza so yeah we had the pizza we had our electrolytes and got in bed

the next morning james was on the floor vomiting oh his usual rigmarole vomiting oh he's terrible and then we went to his mum's to get the baby first thing in the morning and he was lying on his mum's sofa vomiting and uh we had a really rough time we invited my mum round for sunday dinner he made sunday dinner to be fair to him and then my mum said we were watching telly she looked over james is asleep mouth open head back i'm asleep mouth open head back and the baby is as well so she just sat there did she get a picture yeah and then she said she just sat there looking at us and thought right then i think i'll go and she just left she just left but we made her a dinner um but it was a really good event wasn't it i think it was a nice

to celebrate a year yeah and it was it was really good wasn't it but i'm done now you're going out On Thursday. What are you going to on Thursday? Tomorrow. What day is it? Shit, it's my mum's birthday tomorrow. Oh my gosh, I've got the nicest outfit as well. Tell.

So it's this Wonder Doll set and it's a grey jacket with a skirt that like flicks out. Have you seen it? Wonder Doll's new stuff is really nice. Wow, the quality. Very tailored. Very, very my, it's me. It is me.

And then I've bought the Leboutin ballerina pump. so the Le Bouton Ballerina pumps with that and then I've got a new bag and it what new bag interesting bag or just

yeah what is it just a nice new bag just a nice new bag okay lovely you'll see it on Instagram oh can't wait

can you wait everyone was asking me speaking of Taylor your outfit was from was stunning River Island if you go on Instagram

but the going out range wasn't it I don't know it was nice though it was pinstripe blue and it had like i don't know balloon sleeves it was nice um i think it's sold out i like navy and then we have those boots from river island everyone had them on didn't they they're brilliant they are the best

boots ever um so they're an ankle boot um and they then they have like a over bit over bit that you can attach to it to make it under the knee so it can either be an ankle or it can be just under the Frankie Bridge posted them as well they're sold out everywhere as well but River Island is vibing and Liv's collections I think Liv's collections basically sold out too but River Island is such a vibe at the minute it is and you know what I'll be honest it is not somewhere I've shopped for years it's making a comeback I do think especially with the tailored stuff Zara as well let's have a little recap on things clothes and makeup that we've bought so what you're wearing now on your top half love massimo duty top love it i've got all of the pants in the pinstripe

pants i've got all three colors now i've got the gray i've got the blue and i've got the brown yeah so they're so easy to pull so easy to pull on they're 69 pounds per pair i don't think that's that about i don't think if it's a maybe ones are like a hundred staple piece and to say that i that those three pants will like see me through well yeah because you can mix it then i bought the top i'm gonna get in a black gray brown and navy so it's like we said and we spoke about last year get yourself a color capsule for this season and make sure everything you buy is one don't go mad and think oh i'm gonna buy myself a green no it's gonna go with nothing have a look at massimo duty and then i've got the ermez slipper slides if you're sleeping on them get them the hush ones

are a great i've got the hush ones those are really good as well that you've got i'm wearing now the ugg micro mini is it so they're even micro what the only issue i was gonna buy them for slippers so i bought some from harrods um because that's where they were online at harrods and i thought i'd got like the chestnut brown because i think they go with everything they go with navy they go with gray but when they came it was more like a lighter beige so i've got to bloody send them back and get the chestnut so i think if you get a pair of them black and chestnut you're in either i would maybe do one pair of the hush or ermez slides and then a pair of them yeah in different cut yeah honestly and there you go you're done the only thing with these right

they are mini mini you need to wear a long sock with them because it looks odd it looks odd so i wore it i was doing the school run i was in a rush and i asked did everyone think it was slippers i trainer socks on and the trainer socks came above the it wasn't a vibe so if you're gonna wear them you need either no sock or like an invisible which looks quite nice or you need a long sock that's the only problem i have whereas the other ones yeah are just that bit higher um do you know what i was shopping last night and club london have got some nice tailored stuff oh they've got a new um tailoring section and then because of alice have got some really nice stuff so because of alice had this set right and danielle fogarty actually wore it before i got chance and i'm glad

because i didn't i haven't got the legs for it no so it's a leather i know i ordered it the leather short yeah i was gonna wear it for hannah's event and me and megan were online shopping and i ordered that they didn't have my size so i never bought it it came and the the trousers would have needed full tailoring for me because i've got the big r so i ordered them in the a and then the legs my legs are like six yeah no see she looked so basically if you're wondering what the set is it's leather like a capri pant and a leather jacket and the set is beautiful leather blazer leather blazer sorry and the set is stunning but i think i would have bought it because i loved it but i don't think it would have suited me and i think as you get older you've got to stop buying

things that you look at and think love it buy it only if it suits you doesn't work girls new leggings that you're all going to be obsessed with, I can fully vouch that they are worth it. CSB leggings. CSB. These are going to take over. So it's these really stunning Australian girls have set this brand up.

Don't go on the page because you'll be violent. Oh, the Australians. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right? Sickles. And these leggings are called Invisible Scrunch Bum. Oh.

So they're not a scrunch bum. Because I'm not keen on the look of a scrunch bum. I don't like a scrunch bum. I think it reminds me of people going to the gym and taking loads of arse videos. Nothing wrong with it, but it gives me that, yeah,

it just gives me a bit of a low key. But have a look at the invisible scrunchie. It don't know what, it's like a tiny bit that just brings it up your bum a tiny bit. So it lifts your bottom. How much are they? But then the shipping's like 20 quid

because it's from Australia. So I got a small. Right. They do down to double XS and up to 3XL, I think. So I bought the capris, black capris, because everyone needs a black capri this season i can't and i bought the full length leggings and

no when i tell you the quality is triple the quality of aloe and double the quality of lululemon i'm telling you now buy the leggings i will wear them i can assure you these leggings are fucking sick i'm not being paid to say that i'm sold but these leggings are unreal right unreal um other things that i bought recently that i absolutely love are the huda beauty lip stain right believe the hype unbelievable but when you store it store it with your makeup brushes facing down so that the stuff um goes into the top because they do dry up very quickly and they are rather expensive the vive concealer haven't tried that but you told me was it the foundation you've been use them yes vive skin nova butter complexion butter or something really good off izzy's

recommendation um and also kylie lip kit kylie lip kit we were just talking about that in shade coconut or kylie i've got dolce dolce k yes that's what i've got now a little bit darker kylie's a touch light for me i think don't you get and poppy our friend put i think you can mix all of them together oh yeah yeah definitely they're just very classic versatile shades

and do you know what I'm always so funny about celebrities that have brands still now I bet it's rubbish it's incredible it's incredible

the living proof dry shampoo I've had that on this morning wow I had that this morning it helped me a lot it is sensational

have you got the one in the the red oh the red autumny colour oh the smell very oh

reminds me Space NK fragrance calendar i've not tried it i've got it i posted it this morning when did yours come through i got it about a week ago but i wasn't allowed to post it today i didn't get it from space i got it from metapick they sent it through space okay not your vibe um so really good so it's 160 pounds it's worth i think 550 that's all right do you know what and i'd say if i really would say if i didn't think it was that good i enjoyed it there was some sense in there that

I would never have thought of. And I'll tell you, rather than going by in it, I'll tell you. Juliet has a gun. Yes, I've got some of those. The name, Miami something. Miami, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell.

Then there's a Killian and it's called something about angel. Can't remember. Oh, gorgeous. Then there was one, hang on, hang on. They're good for you going out, handbags. Yeah, there was a few that I thought, gorgeous. There's one called Dead Cool Dee Dee.

Oh my God. no the milky mocha oh no is it that one oh my god but it was lovely i was gonna post that i'm gonna post it when i get home it's called mocha milk not that bad and oh my god it's creamy it's you wanna do you know like on those days where you don't want a perfume you just want um a pick me up a warm cozy the dead cool stuff is never heard of it so the reason the calendar is good for me is i'm not the best at fragrances so there was some that i just thought wouldn't there was an Acqua di Parma, that was very nice. Bit more fresh than, I like an E.D. vanilla.

But then you can give them to your girlfriends as like little presents. Some of them, so the dead cool, I think full-size or looked full-size to me. Oh, there's a dip tea candle in there as well, the mimosa. Shut up. Not a big one, like a mini one. I think it's good value.

Ashley, talk about that candle you posted. Oh, the memory jam and toast candle. Oh! Everyone's saying it's great. I can't imagine jam on toast being something that I want in the house. I can't even smell it when it's not lit. I bought two because I'm obsessed.

Like toast? Like literally just like strawberry, vanilla, buttery, coconutty in a weird way. When I walk in my kitchen, people go, what's that smell? So I was like, I need to buy another one. I wish I could light candles. Smells lovely.

No, you couldn't have that because you can smell it even when it's not lit. My house smells of farts. The memory stuff is very... 65 pounds and it's only a one way quite a lot do you know what i when i'm done with the memory candles wash them out and they're really cute it's like little um yeah you know like to put your makeup brushes in or the kids pencils and stuff like that um you've got those makeup brushes in the back of your car that um yeah lucinca lucinca lucinca yeah it's not lucinca ashley

keep that in Lou Kinker Lou Kinder no Lou Sinker I've never heard of a name like that well Lou Kinker what

she'll be listening now yeah they're meant to be good yes please will you give them to me they're in your car they're actually not in my car anymore

they're in my office so I need to get them to you what else do we like let me try and think what else I've been using what have I got on today oh

tatty lashes corner lash can I just say yes if you are really shite at putting eyelashes on i have the lash for you they are the ones that i wear every time and even when i get my makeup done i say to whoever's doing my makeup i'm sorry i don't when you're older as well you can't do a i mean you can some people but for me it just makes me look do you know what it does for me it doesn't my eyes look smaller mine it

doesn't unless it's done perfectly which i can't it can if it flicks off at one corner you bog it's called something like the everyday lash or something and you can wear them two or three times yeah do you know why i like them when my individual lashes are looking a bit sparse i can just fill them in for an event they're really really good what else what else oh the you beauty arm compound i put it on my stomach last night i've started putting it on my knees so we've got that we've tried so you beauty also you know do you remember that brand tropic skin i thought it was like a pyramid same is it not no the stuff is really good and it's like it's all natural when everyone says tropics i'm gonna be totally honest i always i did as well

no so grace um grace sloan did my makeup by the way guys if you're a bride sorry we're doing so many shout outs here i thought you were gonna say brass if you're a bride um she owns this company called confetti and they do bridal makeup is it good and there's like a team of them so there's always someone on hand so you're never gonna get let down and oh that's good amazing and she is amazing she used to be like a lead makeup artist for charlotte tilbury anyway who did you make up for cosmetic consult event um rachel bainbridge amazing that is really good really good i'll tag it on instagram it's on my instagram but when i've tagged my hair she got 3 000 clicks well because i the first thing i spotted was your hat your update yeah

3000 from the front i thought it was going to be a croissant yeah and then you turned and it was more of a curly do it was amazing so um anyway grace was doing my makeup a few weeks ago and she sprayed the setting spray on and it was sensational and she was like this makes your face look like botox right and i was like where's that from she said tropic and did you and then also one of my friends katie always hops on about the tropic body oil so i was like do you know what i'm gonna order that and then i for a few extra quid i got the body oil no the tropic body oil really you put it on damp skin and moisturizes straight in when you've got a little bit of tan left over so what my routine has been recently for my tan it's all off now from the weekend

ready to go again tonight when you sent me that picture nice and blue of your outfit and i was like oh you need to put your tan on right so basically my routine is before i get in the shower tropic body oil all over me before the shower what a waste no to start the removal process of the tan sorry okay yeah let it marinate put my dressing gown let it get all warm then i get in the shower really hot heat we don't do manual exfoliation remember guys it melts off then come out dry cosmetic consult body wipe a towelette over the top for any stubborn areas we can do a little bit of a scrubby side to interject charlotte who does laser yeah said that she used them um for do you know when you've had ipl and you get the freckly bits and she said it took all the freckly

bits all the scabby bits so and as well when you're older and you've got a few couple of age spots that cling on to tan it stops that so anyway do my cosmetic consult all over then um dry apply the tan a couple of hours later or the next day tan will last you a week perfect do you know i know we don't do manual exfoliation but i do have to say can we talk about that if you've got a stubborn um like your hands and stuff that are really stubborn the rose and caramel remover it gets it you know if you're in a rush and you need to get that tan off they have a bubble bath a shower gel a shower gel that's got remover in it and a scrub and it gets it off instantly rose and caramel um it's really good i've got a cold but i don't know it you don't

like the scrubbing of it so it makes me feel very dry after yeah i think you do i think i would use very dry and on the neck area very hard i think if you're in a rush to be honest i like the scrub for like you know you've fucked your hands up and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah i always have one of those scrubs in my cupboard it is a must i prefer they do a shower gel um and it just slowly gets it off that doesn't make me feel dry and they do a bubble bath that just gets it off which i quite like i mean you might get thrust from it don't know um there's a if you go on the highlights i have got a code for it i've used the ball someone did this tiktok and i was literally like howling and it was like things that would give you thrush in b&m and it was like refresher

shower gel and like had all this mad shit like those christmas glitter balls like and it's like oh you're funny you'd be ponging after that i always put in the in the stocking go to b&m thingy chuck it in which he's not but yeah i always chuck you it's like those things when you go to b&m and you think i need to put things in the kids bloody stocking and you're like oh a Christmas pudding bauble for the death. I'd get on Temu now. Yeah,

I need to sort all that shit. I've done all my Halloween outfits. I did them on Temu last week and they've already come. Thea's got her, she's Pennywise,

whatever that is. Oh, is she? Yeah, I don't know what that is. Is she allowed to dress up for school? Yeah. Mine aren't.

For the disco, yeah. For the Halloween disco. Do you not have a disco at yours? No. Oh, that's a shame for you. Mine aren't allowed to celebrate it.

Why? Like, because it's kind of a bit devil-y for religious reasons i don't think you're allowed to do that anymore even at nursery really nope well world book day and that's it what do you know what fucking easier for you because wow no because i have to go trick-or-treating yeah i've got to do that the admin at the minute for children i've got the katie price show though as well i don't know it was rescheduled to halloween yeah so you weren't going i'm either gonna give my tickets to annie because annie really wants to go i was chatting to her about it or we are gonna go

so we were gonna we're going trick-or-treating and then um the boys we've booked a table at piccolinos in knutsford because it goes off on knutsford high street on halloween yes they close the road and we've bought the table in the window because then the kids can watch everything at like five o'clock have some food so i think we're either gonna just go home after that we're going to decide probably two days before or get the boys to come and meet us and take over and then we get we'll have two wines with our food and then we'll carry on like the nando's wine or you won't remember any of the fucking things that defo was on draft somebody actually they ran out of wine i don't remember somebody i really don't remember very much somebody said that they went

to the katie and kerry show when was it last message we got and he said it was good put made me laugh this because it thought made reminded me of me and the joanne mcnally one they said that some of the crowd got a little bit too pissed and we're like heckling and stuff which i just thought god i can't really i didn't reply i thought i'm saying nothing actually at the katie prize show that i went to that you were you can see how you're not remember that that that guy that kept standing up and you can see how it would happen yeah and no and this man i think he'd come on his own and probably yeah he got thrown out because he kept going i love you like this and it was like oh and it was you can see how it happened you lose you're having a laugh

you think she's your best mate next thing you know you've run on stage and tried to hug her so you i hope you do go there because i think it'll be quite a lot i want you to go right i need to tell you about really quickly a bit of good bloody telly i'm a bit behind on this behind my mum told me about it blue lights on iplayer fucking hell really good really bloody good it's about um a police force in i want to say belfast but it might be somewhere else in ireland it's really once you start you fall in love with the characters you're like one of them fucking brilliant the other thing we've been watching maths i need to catch up a bit further on that we need to talk about that i need a day in bed watching that yes where are you up to um

first commitments uh just on the first commitment ceremony so we've done the first dinner party right and there was that woman who um was being really unfair horrible about her the rapping guy like i mean he is annoying but awful annoying but she was being she was really horrible about him do you know what i will always say with a pinch of salt these things because you don't know how it's been edited but what and i and i kind of understand right basically she was paired she was married to a guy that was not her type physically bigger guy um not her type physically at all at all and i kind of understand how you'd be fuming because you'd think why i don't fancy this guy i've been fucking paired with you and you would take it out on him a little bit it's

not his fault that he looks a way that you don't find attractive but you'd be pissed off you'd be looking at all the couples thinking you've all got people that are your type and i haven't and And they've not listened to you. And then you would internalise that. The only person you can take it out on is him for not being your type. However, and I think she probably had a couple of drinks perhaps

and she got a bit like, she was saying like, he's not my type. And it wasn't nice. It's not nice to see. She was being really mean. Being really mean. And then also,

this is a bit bitchy, but do you feel like she fancies the guy with the tats? Yes. Yes. I love it. I'm going to, you need to watch it, Ashley.

It's a great social experiment. but he is annoying he kept rapping everything that fucking annoyed me as well but you know one more person

that annoyed me so the woman that is paired with the Welsh guy who calls herself you know she's a real feminist fine

fine but she was ripping him everything he said pulling him to pieces and her friend I'm sorry I thought shut the

she was very irritating she's being nice so now to him isn't she doesn't last oh thanks for that sorry anyway

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Boom, boom, boom. Anyway, off top we go. Nothing makes me kick the doors off like that song. No. No. Oh, we were doing that. Start spreading. We were doing that down.

We were doing that. No, we went into a club. What? And there was... Oh, right. I was like, what? I don't remember. house and there was as soon as we walked in sweet caroline oh i would be bouncing right love you guys

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