Nip Tuck - When Nip Tuck Met Private Parts

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

The Valentine's Day trio you didn’t know you needed! Nip Tuck Pod & Private Parts are giving a Valentines Special Show like no other, filled with crazy confessions, disaster dating, savage sex stories and hilarious debate!No shame, no judgement and definitely NO filter! Liv, Lauren & Ashley also reveal their Valentine’s Day Bags packed with tricks, treats and life savers to be revealed only in the Extended Cut on YouTube - out on both channels Sunday at 6pm! Make sure you listen wherever you get yours and subscribe and follow them across all channels below 👇@niptuckpod@privatepartspod

Oh my god, my favourite! A mega pint of rose and a pack of Maud Regarde. Oh my god, it's got my face on it! Your face on it. That's hilarious. I'm gonna have to break my sobriety. And someone messaged you like, Hey, doll, hey, girl! And I was like, either my husband's cheating or I've got place to do it. I love how unfiltered you guys are.

I used to hold pillows and I used to sit when I was in the jacuzzi. Everyone's been sat there for ages and I was like, if you're not if you're lying if you live come on you i actually haven't been there no are you a pillow no no no i'm gonna be honest with someone who's a sex worker no no sorry for someone who works in the sex industry so if you do manage to pull someone of that kind of caliber you can just go and save this no no no no i'm not telling you to do this we need content for the website try and find it oh straight on the bottom

welcome back to another episode of private parts with me live bentley this is the podcast where nothing is off limits but today it's not just me i am joined by two phenomenal females for a valentine's day special collaboration i'm sure you know them already it's ashley and lauren from the amazing nip tuck pod hello can you clap yourself yeah yeah of course you can guys so hi so this is a crossover episode if you want to see more of this episode we're actually doing an extended version on youtube and trust me on this one you're gonna want to see because we've got bags of toys we've got bags of not just toys some very weird i don't know if it'll be allowed on youtube i don't know but anyway guys head over to this episode's

description we'll put all of our handles in there at nip tuck pod and if you're listening to private parts head over to our youtube at private podcast this is exciting we've just been talking haven't we and we've actually not come up for air yet so we need to be we no interrupting we're bad no interrupting because we've just been like so i think they're gonna have a good part here aren't they we're gonna calm down i want to hear all about just before we get into this can you just explain how the fuck it started like who came up with the idea how long have you been doing it ashley's ashley's the brains i'm pinky i'm just pinky so my forehead's big um right so basically in lockdown i was listening to podcasts and i was just like beyond obsessed with podcasts

and lauren and i had worked together for many years previously and i just thought do you know who i would love to do this with because she is one of the funniest most unhinged people i'd ever met in my life funny on him uh unhinged is good yeah so i gave her a call and i was like i've had an idea have you ever listened to a podcast and what's a podcast i spent who the fuck will listen to that i spent my lockdown getting pissed and shagged yeah i wasn't listening to podcasts as well like there was bits in between i've never really heard of a podcast it wasn't my thing but you were like listen let's just go and do an episode let's give it a go and it turns out i i don't it worked it worked and what was the premise what were you just just two girls

catching up she's trying to shit exactly just talking crap weren't we and just it was funny we gave it a go and then we were like oh shit loads of people have listened to might need to do another one and like how where do we fit this into our diary like it literally was just a one-off live and then it went from there and it snowballed and now it's every week we record we release two episodes i mean in a bonus and it's turned into this cult that is nip tuck it's a proper grown-up job now yeah full-time jobs no that's amazing tell us about yours as well well i didn't fucking start this this was started by jamie lang like eight i was eight years ago wow and the premise originally was him and another guy francis ball we no one knows what's happened to him um would

read um inserts from their gap year diaries kind of thing and anyway as the years went on they went not to do other things and then i sort of took over with the co-host tom lucy and then eventually tom left and now it's just me and now i just have different amazing guests like you oh did i just break the chair no don't worry all right okay don't worry some fucker's got fake town all over my one um and so now i just have different interesting people yeah like you because i'm an ozy fucker and i like knowing about people's private parts you can i'll tell you about mine no problem we talk about our private parts a lot don't we that's the thing i think when we heard from you guys we thought this is going to be a great collab because you are just like us in the

sense of yes you're a lady but i'm really not by the way and then on paper you're a female um as are we on paper but we don't fit into that mold we say what we want to say we say the wrong words we talk about sex as you know normal we don't hide it we don't try and be anything different were quite what's the word vulgar in a way sometimes and we just thought this is gonna be the perfect match but i really like that because i actually think you know i i love when girls you know when girls get together and the shit they actually say that's what you that's what you want that's what you want to hear yeah yeah and i think like we've said that you outdo each other someone tells an awful story and you're like well guess what i did but the best thing about it is

there's no judgment you're actually like go on what else did you do tell us more and that's what we need more in society right so live um yeah you can't have it now um tell me in your in an all saints bag did we have nothing better right close your eyes pass along pass along pass along oh my god my favorite a mega pint of rose in a pack of more regard oh my god it's got My face on it! Your face on it. That's hilarious. I'm going to have to break my sobriety.

Oh my God, that is so sweet. So next time you poison yourself with poison lungs, think of us. Oh my God, the cigarette. This is true. Let's just start smoking in the studio. Yeah. Can you see? This was my favourite, the chicken wine.

Chicken wine, feeling fine. That's what we always say. And now your face is on a little chicken. Oh no, I'm going to have to save this for when I hit one year. Yes. The neck it in water. Yes, the neck it. Yes.

Absolutely. Oh my God, thank you so much. You can't beat chicken wine, can you? Enjoy. Great value. The property of Liv Bentley. Oh my God, I love that. I've got one for you guys, but you might have to share this, but having heard how you two

are, that could be normal. Is it a double-ended dildo? No, it is my vibrator. Oh my God. Show, show, show. The thing is, this one, it's big. And what do you do with it? Does it go up?

In? Around? It goes everywhere. It's a microphone. No, no, trust me, the vibrations on this, fuck, you'll take off. I've got one of them, but it plugs in at the wall, so it's a bit... So, you're kind of stuck next to the plug, so it doesn't look like it does. Oh, it's one of the dodgy ones.

Oh, okay. You're stood next to a plug, normally. Put it on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on mine.

We need content for the website. Go on. Go on, try and find it. Oh, straight on the bottom. You'd be a fantastic lesbian. Oh, crap. oh thanks Liv I've also got you some lube as well

that is oh my god oh yeah tell us about the lube because lube is risky I think it has to be right this isn't too offensive certain lubes aren't great for your vagina so this is why I created my lube

is that me and a friend of mine a friend of mine and I were talking and I don't know how this is so uncommon and I assume it's because sex education not sex education the female anatomy isn't really

one isn't educated hugely on so things like don't use specific soaps or gels or anything like that and certain lubricants that are scented or flavoured

can offset a lot going on down there your pH which no one knows about also something that I discovered early on when we were learning about lube

you know how guys and I actually think it's really low rent when men say this when they talk about how if a girl has a smelly vagina it actually tends to be

from someone's semen or from their semen so that's because the vagina's smelly because it's not a good mix or because they've got like shit semen no it's because

their pH is different so it offsets okay that's really interesting so we made this lube that I've actually got it in let's see what's it called you've not said the name yet

Jomo jealous of my orgasm and joy of missing out great that is marketing genius yeah the only problem is one's got CBD in it which if you're thinking

of doing a CBD company don't it's a fucking nightmare what we're legal what are you talking about are you no well it's just like we

it's just hard because it's such a sort of taboo thing so anyway one is a cbd arousal oil and one's an intimate serum and basically they both have the cbd and then we've got a large so it's not gonna give you a smelly or so funny no no no then it's neutral and it's the packaging's beautiful the cbd encourages blood flow which heightens sensation so you just get a more intensified so like having a joint through your fanny what it's like having a joint through your fanny like a bong through the fan oh my goodness but it actually smells

really nice but it's all natural oh it's like a lavender by you because i trust that you won't let me put anything up my fanny that's not good i think it's really important that because i think so many people don't realize the damage you can do guys does anyone remember being about i mean obviously 16 and above um but teenage and that age and buying the cherry jewelry yeah i know and you get the tingly stuff and you'd be burning but because you thought you were really cool buying all this weird stuff no this feels really good that yeah so that one's scentless but that one's the water-based one very my husband's gonna be very happy yeah that one's so the oil-based one works with um it works with our sex toy but you gotta it doesn't always work with condoms

so certain condoms i don't use them no i sorry everyone should use them everyone should we do you know what we did speak and this is controversial and we're not doctors we need to caveat this because we will make some wild claims and we were just saying like it feels like a tesco bag up your fanny sometimes it's not that it's just the whole like i'd actually be offended if someone went are we using a condom i'd be like what do you think i'm a slag but then it's like well i am a slag but do you know what i mean like i'm like it's an awkward moment we need to change it actually can i just say this is like perfect timing for a dilemma right okay we've had a dilemma and on that subject

I can't get over these cigarettes by the way, this is all amazing Thank you very much for that So this is a dilemma that's come in that's made me think of that. My boyfriend and I have been together for a year and he is now refusing to wear condoms as he says it doesn't feel the same and thinks I should just go on the pill for protection. But I don't want

the hormones to mess my body up and think that's selfish of him. However the other day we were in his car and I found an unopened box of condoms in his glove compartment. He went bright red and said they said they were old but i've never seen them before and somehow i don't believe him is he cheating and why is he giving me a hard time about them if he's using them right i think we need to break this down into two totally it's two separates yeah the first one actually i know you

let's unpack this that's the only thing we're gonna unpack this so i think actually you talk about the contraception side of it right because he is being a cheeky bastard he is so your body your rules my darling okay so it's whatever feels right for you and to be honest a condom thing doesn't really make much difference to you so that's totally up to you and whatever you're comfortable with because at the end of the day if you do get an sti or you get pregnant or whatever that's your problem then isn't it so there are other things that you could consider the apps that we all know about which i personally tracking your cycle flow flow natural cycles tells me when i'm gonna be bloated and when i'm gonna be fucking grumpy she's really on every time she actually

just told me this morning i'll have mood swings not in this oh not now no don't worry you guys yeah there's always the wine you could use the app yeah i think the app's tracking your cycle but if she doesn't want to do that and she's not automatically like up for it and also the apps take about three months with a heavy amount of inputting data to be like how you've got yours like bang on so i'd say do whatever feels right to you with regards that and also it's just i kind of do get that if you have been in a relationship for a year the condom should maybe be put away but i think the fact of the matter is right they don't want a baby so something's gonna have to give here they don't i'm assuming it's not an sti thing i'm assuming they just don't want a baby

right now it might be with the next part so somebody needs to make a decision on what happens or else you're going to be really fucked when she gets pregnant that's even worse let me tell you with an eight month old so let me tell you that's worse than any of it so i think it's unfair that he's pushing you to take a contraception that's got hormones in it that may affect your body when you don't want to it's like you saying to him go and get the snip and then reverse it later that's not fair so you need to sit down go back with that girl come to you have a snip and come to a conclusion that's fair and i think the the apps seem to be yeah make the most sense he doesn't have to wear the condoms because i do have it when he wants it though no we're true and he'll

have to get used to that but then use his fucking left hand and a bit of jomo yeah exactly and come on a chest like that's fine you know gotta get pregnant on there can get pregnant of pre-cum you can the other side that we need to talk about here though is the fact never mind that mate because you're gonna finish him anyway because he's shagging someone else so fuck that you're have to finish it it's probably like some kind of street sex worker if they're in his car oh good point why would you have the condoms in the car i'm sorry guys that is where my mind went we have a story of somebody who literally messaged us in the other day she emailed us with a dilemma about a year ago where she found condoms in a partner's drawer what did she we were like he's cheating

he's cheating she messaged him the other week and said he had a year later he was cheating the whole time what do you think i honestly believe and i think women are lucky in the sense that we have women's intuition and if you feel something's not right like if you actually felt the need to write that dilemma and you know already you know something's not right and i think actually women really need to listen to that because i think some girls don't because they go oh no it's you know it's just this and you almost ultimately make up excuses well they gaslight you too yeah they do and then you start believing in other things but i it's a hard one because i personally don't take contraception i've never had an easy ride with um contraception so

if someone tried to encourage me to do that i would be very anti it agree um but i do think it's highly suspect the condoms i've just thought something right a femdom he didn't want to he didn't want to use condom the whole point here is he didn't want to use them yes dude that's what i mean so why is he using them he's having a shag i'm sorry it's only took me a minute he doesn't want to use them but he wants to use them with someone sorry just took me a second there yeah oh he's cheating yeah yeah yeah sorry about that babe sorry whoever wrote that in get yourself a fellow who likes a condom right then let's get to know each other guys with a little funny story shall i go first yeah go on then um there's numerous funny stories but if you're new here

i'll tell a recent one that haunts me um so i am an influencer same as you same as you i prefer a content creator okay i'm a noob seller but yeah whatever we want to call it and i went downstairs at my house and i just had a delivery of um a zip payload have you got one yes the facial device and it was a pink one and i was so excited because i was like oh my god it's a pink one and it was just on my kitchen table i'm always naked in my house always naked right and i was like oh my god guys i've just had this pink zip halo and then i just went about my day and my full-on fanny her labia full hairy her hairy fanny labia a bit of my c-section poo and you could see like the hairs of the labia and i was just like and she hasn't got her belly but her

belly looks like how long did you know it was up for four hours no her full like her lips were were there i've got the picture somewhere i've got it and even like a bit of a bit of clit in the middle yeah and someone messaged you like hi girl it's not hey girl either my husband's cheating which one not today no sorry to message um but it's not it's not the first time it's happened another time i think it was like nine months pregnant the time before and i was like i've got this vintage oh i felt sorry for you when you don't with the reflection yeah and my tits were like veiny and like pigs now and the nipples were like that big yeah and he sat on a bump so she was like it was bad i really i actually felt for you then because i thought that poor

right that's actually fucking funny my dad basically i'm one of five kids four girls only one of them is engaged anyway my dad's like mrs bennett from pride and prejudice he's trying to marry us all off the whole fucking time i get it get rid of you we were at a pub one night and he said he looked at a table of four blokes and he said right i'm going to interview each of you and then my daughter's going to pick one mortifying for me and i'm so we're there oh no i was fucking there oh wow and it was just cringe anyway i ultimately picked one hung out a few times went on a night out and i had had quite a few in and you know when girls have a few drinks you suddenly this like porn star behavior comes over you obviously like twerking yeah i went wild i've

done that you're in a hoe yeah yeah yeah like the little moment and you think you're all that anyway i woke up in the morning and remembered he was teetotal oh god and i and did you ride him like a porn star oh no i was just mortified and i didn't really remember much and i thought i could never see you again i think that's weird on his part after i had said this story earlier on reflection it was weird on his part that's weird on his side that's a him problem i think actually now it's cancellation vibes isn't there that anyway that was pretty fucking mortifying yeah why best stories were when i was slightly off my face but we were talking about another one i had a brand deal um and i had to go to wimbledon dress oh poor you no no no it was actually the brand i

think deeply regretted it anyway i thought it was a good idea to go on a big old night out the night before oh no so woke up still pissed anyway showed up at wimbledon did all the fucking content that i thought i needed to headed home so i sent the content to my agent and he goes this is well and good but why are you sending me all these photos with evie on you were there with debonams and i i standing there in floral dress and i was like oh my god i was so shit-faced i didn't know what i was doing i'd made my way into another box because you've got absolutely no content in the fucking dress anyway that was what did you do what how did that end i took a selfie in the black cab on my way home and they and they counted it with a mini bottle of prosecco saying wimbledon

yeah that was it was ai now yeah but if i was fine back then i wouldn't have even had to leave the house i would have pretended to be there but yeah that was you could have sorted that out Those are a couple of things that I like to get up to, yeah. All right, go on then. Now you're... Oh, mine feels quite dark now. So I've had a string of unsuccessful relationships. I'm married now, all good.

So we can laugh about it. And they're actually, they're hilarious. They're terrible. Now, on one occasion in my... I didn't want to say, but... Oh no, bad, really bad. If you haven't listened to Nip Tuck, go to the beginning, you can hear it all.

I was seeing this guy, let's not say much because he's very frightening and he will probably murder me, by God's honest. Very uniquely noticeable. And I was with this guy and he was a very scary guy. Anyway, we were together and it wasn't great. And I lent him, God, how do I begin? I lent him 20,000 pounds to start a barge, barge,

barge, a barge boat party business. He didn't give me the money back. Anyway, we got engaged, of course, naturally. And we were driving down the road and he, it was a big ring and it was probably worth like the same as the loan I'd given him. So it meant a lot to me because I thought that's like my security.

And he said, right, it's over. took the ring off me put the window down near my house and threw the ring out of the window and obviously it's all really scary and then the next morning i went back to my mum's and i was like what the fuck am i gonna do and she was like i was like the loan he's never gonna give me back and she's like we're gonna find the ring that's what we're gonna do so she rang a friend at the gym pete you've got a metal detector i have actually yeah liz i have meet me proper northern Meet me on the dual carriageway in 20 minutes with the metal detector.

Our Lauren's had a nightmare. So we go to the dual carriageway, right? It's fucking pissing down. I'm heartbroken. Like, I'm a shuddering bus. And my mum's like, no, no, no, get that work. You'll get to work, bitch. So we're there with a metal detector

at the side of the road on a very busy dual carriageway with our hoods up. What ex-cons have to do on there? Like, you know, and they're all... Yes, community service. and i'm finished me she's like find the ring and we are there and it's a coin and then i thought no one will have seen me anyway it's fucking pouring down

it was like one of those awful days and i then kind of got my phone out after we didn't find the ring and i just had text after text have i just seen you on the dual carriage road the metal that is just one of so many not awful did you ever get the money back from them no i didn't and my grandma god rest us all um had to she gave me the money yeah and yeah and i don't think he ever threw the ring no he's not stupid he will have put it on his finger and gone like that he's not going to throw like a 30 grand ring and i'm there with my mum with the he had it in his fucking pocket come on but we live and we learn and that was about 10 years ago So we're all unhinged

Great to know Right so since my terrible dating I'm now married, Ashley's married At this point we're going to mention that you're absolutely not No not married What happened? I haven't been divorced My husband

My boyfriend has been I think I realised my downfall in life Is men As in that's where my issues lie I had one quite sweet boyfriend I made in Chelsea called Digby He was very sweet yes he was charming and then i had the twat tristan can i just say i love made in chelsea by the way like i and i don't watch a lot of telly do i super fan and i really really like it

and i hated tristan oh yeah it's weird lots of people did he had a face that i disliked lauren you can't speak about people that you don't know like wow i watched him on telly it must be true it's never edited wrong lauren imagine someone came out like i've seen they do they do they do you say that about me you've cried you say that about me and the right I get laughed at all the time

so I'm doing that anyway if Liv says it nothing wrong with his face nothing wrong with him I didn't say it because I'm the ex-girlfriend but yeah it was just this like

I felt I think a lot of people did it was he was he had a mixed review on of how people felt towards him I think

very politic politic politician-y reply well it's hard because it's because it was it's really hard because when I

I have people on the podcast we talk I talk about my time on Ben and Chelsea which was obviously i left like two years ago but i was on there for nine years oh my gosh there was a huge part of my life was a part of it and i don't want to sit here and like actually bash who's the biggest knob on there maver french bird yeah maver is she still on there i don't even know so maver i i honestly i

don't watch any telly but i i know all this stuff so maver was with the guy james yeah but first she was with that beautiful boy miles sweet boy and then they got married and had a baby yeah she look like a knob is everyone actually like how they are on there or are they fake when i when i joined it was all the older lot and it was very i felt like everyone was very genuine and people would behave badly but they sort of owned it yeah as it went on i think because social media became so big people really started protecting themselves and watching how they were driving because they didn't want to get trolled whereas i think i always kind of remained the same and even i think people see through it i think if you behave like a twat people almost admire you more for it because

they know you're not being fake and so towards my the end of my time on it i didn't really i sort of all my friends had gone so i was like i'm over it i'd rather be a twat than boring or fake same you know like but i think it's very obvious and actually i notice it a bit with social media now like there are people i know who sort of portray certain things or like certain behaviors online that i know are not how they are in real life i hate that can i say the one thing actually that's really got me going recently is people putting up what they eat in a day

and these girls they leave out the packet and the packet of facts yeah no but honestly if I someone said to me can I put a

can I put what I eat in a day I'd have eaten a pack of facts oh yeah no me and Lauren say that all the time we're like people say to me Lauren how have you lost

so much weight after the baby and I think they expect me to come up with some gym plan and this because I don't eat anything and I just smoke all day and drink coffee that's the truth

and I always say I will write that back because I'm not going to give them false hope that if you do like that's not how i did it so i totally get it it's like no you don't eat that in a day but i just don't know i don't think it's i don't think it's healthy and i think as in because you see everyone feel like shit yeah and these stick thin girls eating sort of like 3 000 calories and you're like you know i know that's a lie that's a lie i don't like what you eat in a day anyway whenever i get asked i'm like no it's weird sorry the fact you've

even asked me that's weird i'll tell you what i smoke in a day yeah absolutely how much you drink 20 yeah absolutely we should do that how many times and then every time you smoke you should yeah different i'm gonna start getting back to i'm not very good at doing content i find it i don't find it easy to be honest i think because i got a following because of being on tv i think people followed me thinking my instagram was going to replicate how much of a cunt on tv i was right but i don't i just vlog the odd thing here and there but i need to actually get better better at it and show what i really do well it's lucrative like it's a good thing for you to do but i do agree with you have you sold live 500 600 right and do you get like reviews back on them

those were a newer thing with the lube we started the lube end of end of it was the end of lockdown and that did and that did amazingly this year the cbd one um and slowly we're trying to build more products but i want to get more into the wellness sector not just the sex factor yeah in what way well just do i want to get into doing sort of supplements electrolytes oh women's like female probiotics vaginal probiotics all that kind of stuff yes love that would do really really well so what actually made you do did you have a bad case of bv once no i was just faking it i literally would moan and then i was like that was fake and they'd believe have you always used sex toys yeah what was your first sex toy experience

mine was an electric toothbrush was it i used to rub my fanny on the corner of a table did you used to or like in the hot tub did you used to hump pillows I love how unfiltered you guys are I used to hump pillows

and I used to sit when I was in the the jacuzzi everyone's humped pillows and I'd be like if you've not if you're fucking lying Liv come on

you've fucked I actually haven't with the jacuzzi oh shit no I have you humped a pillow no I haven't humped a pillow

I oh what have I eaten a day I've never humped a pillow I'm trying to think of anything niche I would have done when I was like

I had quite I had a really sweet boyfriend when I was I like didn't lose my virginity till I was about 17 no you didn't

that's why we were fiddling prior to that no prior to that I didn't did you just I basically looked like a little boy

till I was about 16 didn't have any tits barely had any hair same but I still fiddled you only need a fanny you only need a vagina no matter what the hair

and tits are you just need a fanny while we're on the topic of sex toys we have had a confession she's deflecting yeah

so did you hook up Honestly, I would tell you, if I'd been dry-humping... I wouldn't be joking. I'll have a think of any rogue moments. Oh, that was just one time, but let's get on to the confession. I worked in A&E. Wow. I'm sorry about the guy that A&E got a World War I fucking shirt.

Oh, a grenade thing. Off his arse. Yeah, yeah. That's the beauty of Instagram, when you see those stories. Okay, I worked in A&E. I was assigned to examine a patient with stomach pain. When I got into this cubicle, I realised the woman was an old school friend. However, instead of being unhappy to see me, she was mortified.

She confessed she wasn't suffering from stomach pain at all, but had got something stuck down below. She had microwaved a frozen hot dog to use as a sex toy. But as it defrosted, it had softened the hot dog, and it broke off inside her. I removed it, but I doubt she'll be able to look me in the eye at our next school reunion or eat another hot dog. I have one thing to say on this first.

Very thin to use as a sex toy. It's not girly, is it? what kind of hot dog but still what a bratwurst yeah well I'm guessing the

the the the girl the the the the consistency consistency

and the warmth my the warmth but surely when it it was warmth it would be on the flop and how does that get thumbing in a softie

no she might not be very experienced I would absolutely have gone with a banana or a carrot like so much more obvious yeah with some of Liv's

lube on it yeah have you ever stuck a fruit or a vegetable inside you no you have

I'm thinking about my husband now and who might listen I once put a fruit pastel ice lolly oh yeah

up somebody else's back passage what have I not told you maybe is this

inappropriate when I've got a husband oh yeah was it a bloke or a woman it was a bloke how

oh god I've made everyone go i'm the first person to make everyone go silent no one's thinking of the mess um were you fucked oh sober i think if i was i think he perhaps had curious thoughts looking and he told you to do it i can't remember who actually said to do it i mean i was just having one you didn't put it back in your mouth after did you Lauren that's disgusting I can't remember but knowing me I wouldn't like

to say definitely no I can't remember but I did insert it probably halfway and then I had a cheeky lick after have you put things up people's arses no I'm gonna be honest with someone who's a sex worker no no sorry for someone who works in the sex industry I'm actually quite tame I really am I'm not I haven't like worn a strap or a knife and finger oh yeah cheeky finger

yeah guys get nervous with that though and I always get confused why because it's like they want it but they don't want it but I think they

they get worried that it means more than it actually does I think it's more the worried about poo because that's why that's why I don't do much bottom stuff

because I think the risk of poo when you say bottom it just doesn't sound right does it arse arse arse play

I don't like the arse play but do you know what that's why I avoid that because I'm just shit scared that might happen so i think some men are worried because it's a risky area do you know what i mean and once you've seen that you can't really come back from it but the thing is right this is probably a bit crude but have you ever put you i think we're beyond crude just okay have you ever

put your finger in your belly button and it's got a funny smell you can't stop smelling it no okay you're piercing your ear piercing yeah and yet it's a bit like that if you've ever put your finger up a bottom oh so you know you shouldn't but you're like no has no one ever done that no just me right i'm looking at lucas you absolutely well thank you lucas for backing me up here anyway right so lucas in the corner could you tell us what you've put up there i mean i've i've put a few ice cubes up have you why why is it so good because of the hot and cold sensation where does the ice cube go how far does it go up and it's great for everyone involved

i've just had a great idea really right girls the suggestion is put the ice cube in the mouth and then give the blowjob i guess it would numb your throat because you can spray your throat with that spray so you can deep throat oh right so it must be like a numb could you make an ice cube hear me out out of one of Liv's lubes put that up first oh your vagina and then because then you get the ice cube and pretend that you squirted I need yeah some sort of cold suppository yeah suppository is that what they're called yeah it doesn't sound as sexy no it doesn't that sounds like someone who's bunged up yeah um I'll think about it but yeah I'll name I'll name my next product nip nip tuck and let's have a fuck yeah okay so we've gone on from my tragic

single history and you two are both married how did you meet what happened how did it go i've been married for the longest um so i met my husband like 14 years ago and love at first sight kind of took a bit to get together and then we were together for like seven years then we split up and i had a baby with someone else and got engaged to someone else talk about revenge he doesn't fuck about yeah i went a bit far with that um and then we got back together and now we're married we've been married for like four years and more kids and two more kids and two more kids that's quite sweet though yeah kind of so we must really like each other yeah there was no one else one or the other combination no one else oh you both look around

do you know what he lets me do whatever i want within reason um and yeah it just feels right do you know what i mean like there's no how did you know the second time around that it was that was it like did you have a feeling that this is right yeah because i'd never been with anyone else that like didn't fully give me the ick or like you know like sometimes you think i'll give this a go but xyz whereas with him it's more like well i know where i stand because i've already been with you for ages and yeah he's there's no like power play there's no jealousy or you're allowed to do this if i'm allowed to do that we're just both our own people which some people do find really strange but i don't and you forced him to marry you kind of didn't kind of yeah because i

was just like how did you force him to marry i mean he did it no but you can't no no i did i said to him like if you messed me around last time yeah so i've got a kid now and i'm not fucking around like in the terms of messing around and if you're serious about it then come back to me when you're ready to be serious and he said i'm serious let's get married and they actually did in like how many weeks two weeks really yeah so i planned my wedding in two weeks didn't tell anyone you only had nine people at my wedding can i just say i really like that yeah it was so stress-free it was gorgeous no one had any input on anything because i knew if i said to anyone i'm getting back with and we're getting married oh ben they're there fuck off don't care

literally just had nine people there planned it all in secret told everyone like five six days before be here if you want to be here and just turned up married and did it and you wore like a a suit off the internet that was like 200 pounds um had our favorite chef from the ivy did food at the house got married in the church unreal went to work the next day carried on like normal can i just say i said this on a podcast on the port solo episode last week i was like if i was to get married that is exactly how yeah just like the stress of it even the stress of that small wedding i was like this is just and it gave me like the ick of the thought of like walking down and everyone looking at me and oh wow i just found it so weird and narcissistic and like even when the photographer

was like what kind of photos do you want i was like no nothing too posed or which is weird because you wouldn't you wouldn't think that you'd be like that yeah yeah yeah because when it comes to like the glam all the selfies they got like you would think that ashley would enjoy that side of it i'm really private like i don't show my kids on social media like people when they meet me sometimes don't even know that i've got three kids really yeah i um what is your view on people showing kids on instagram like what's your it's not right do you think we've both got totally i show mine yeah and but i totally understand and appreciate ashley's standpoint on it um if i'm honest the reason i do is because i'm burying my head in the sand and pretending

that it's fine well because you've always done it i've always done it potentially so what i do is avoid any it's okay do you got a cramp yeah or do you need a trump oh no just get up and do a quick one and then sit down um no i avoid deep diving the dangers of it yeah because i enjoy showing my children because not that this isn't to say that somebody isn't proud if you don't show them but i'm proud of them they're really cute i love my life i have them a lot so when i'm doing videos and stuff they're there i enjoy it i like showing my kids so i if i'm honest avoid looking at why i shouldn't because it will pull me off put me off i don't know only now because of the way ai is it's so it's concerning what someone could do

with your kid's face and that's the that's my only thing about it i also i mean do you get okay as influencers do you get many ads that are involving your children i'm starting to get requests through ashley won't because she doesn't show them so she's not your i do get like um i get like mumfluencer ones but i say from the get-go like you're not seeing any part of the kid yeah but i can do it like and i do recommendations of things like i don't know a buggy or yeah yeah milk but they're not studying on camera doing ads no no no fear loves it though so my little girl's eight yeah and she's watched me like do what i do and she always says mum can we do an unboxing and she's got that age and she watches youtube so she really enjoys it she's not on many much

of my stuff but if something came through and it was like for the both of you i would do it because i also think it's quite authentic as well that is my daughter that is what we do you know we do sit together and do those kinds of things but i totally understand why it's not the best idea yeah which is potentially why i'm very hard one though actually i suppose because also this is where i want to be authentic how authentic do you want to be on your instagram but then also at the risk of certain things happening like there was some creepy advert recently and it was a mother and a daughter going up an escalator in a shopping center and some i watched that and it was something like hello lily and the i know when your birthday is so true so what happened to me once actually

no that was when I turned to you and I said this is I was in Aldi and um me and Thea were walking along chatting and this lady she wasn't a weirdo she was totally normal nothing wrong with her said something and then was like oh look recognize her and then went I love your mum's podcast and kind of look around for me nothing weird she was lovely but then I thought oh shit like she literally saw Thea before me and was like oh my god I love your mum's podcast look around for me she said something to her like something that showed she knew about me something like oh your mum i'll be laughing when you do that because i must have posted it before and i was just like it's a weird one and james says when he goes out so my husband said when he's out without me he

can feel eyes on him and our husbands aren't influenced no no and he said that he went to the traffic center with thea and he said i could see people noticing her and me and then working cogs going and i wasn't even there when people see me out and i've got the kids with me they're like this she has kids looking at them like oh what do they look like it's so weird yeah like they've got a secret yeah and it's like honestly what do your husbands think about it do they have any concerns with anything whether any like our husbands have got no fucking concern they've got they're so chilled out they're horizontal you don't have an opinion on anything do they that mine doesn't like being shown and he says like oh please don't talk about me so i'm going to anyway

because he's like a big businessman at work or whatever the fuck it is he does his little business yeah he's got a series he's got a tiny little blog and he's like please actually just stop i'm so mean actually he has to have these like really important meetings with all these bought and then actually that morning he's gone oh he loves it when i do this like i'm sorry we're gonna have to let you go from the company and they're thinking yeah well you like it up the arse i'm joking she's never said that she's never said that that's a joke that's a joke she's never said um yeah james doesn't mind tell live how you met james then uh james messaged me on instagram it was a flame emoji very basic but with my insta like flames but with my insta i i think

my following is something like 90 with him yeah so i rarely get hit on on instagram and also i think because of the way i talk because of the way i am i think they've bit put off or they're not really that keen and when they do they're really not very attractive anyway i got this flames and i looked at his little profile picture i thought fucking is he fit i think he's fit we've got one we're all either gay or women and i was like he's fit he's definitely fit followed him back and it turns out i had ended up on his explore page and i'd written something about it was with you actually on the picture something like having fun before the fucking nursery run or something like that and he said i like her she's funny and he said the weirdest

thing is he was like as soon as i saw that picture i was like i'm intrigued by this woman so we sent the flames i sent them back well we had a little bit of chat and we actually spent six months being pen pals I was shagging who I was shagging he was shagging who he was shagging whatever we never actually met up we just when I got in from nights out me and my friends would facetime him and we blow a fucking steam in and what I loved is that he he found that hilarious he never once thought I don't want my wife to be doing that he was like she's funny and I always get naked when I'm drunk and he does and he was just like this we just had this thing and then one day he was I thought right i'm gonna have to meet him i've been leading him on for six months yeah like it's good

and i thought sod it right i'm going around i looked quite decent you've been with me that day yes i'd been at work and and i'd i happened to have shaved she knew what she guys she knew what she was doing he always says to me you knew what you would i was like no it just happened she never and i my makeup had gone well that day i had a smooth vagina and i thought do you know what i'm gonna go around to his house for a coffee sod it so i text him are you in and he's like well you six months i've been wanking over her and she's finally so i turned up at the door and honestly i i swear he opened the door and i thought shit i'm absolutely done i'm he's up he's amazing he's really really and he had his cap on backwards and he smiled at me and i just remember thinking

i just remember thinking oh fuck fuck fuck that's like the most positive online sort of situation that you could have fucking had i literally just thought this is it bastard and then we are never we've never been apart since and he had he's got three children yeah um which was a ball ache but he has and well i'm not gonna be honest it would be easy sorry but it was it is a ball ache um i love them to bits now but yeah of course it is how long ago was this four years ago okay so he's three kids i already had my little girl yeah and then we got together in a very short period of time because i actually told him i told him yeah we've got problems i made him marry me as well coercive with coercive behavior yeah um so basically he said he was going to propose to me

and he was like i'm going to do it soon but i knew where i wanted to get married and i knew that venues get booked up and i was like i booked the venue you need to that's literally what happened so we got engaged and then we've just had a baby eight months ago so he's got three i had one we've now got tommy there's five oh not out of my vagina yeah yeah it's a big old blended family how do you find it actually both of you because god's honest one of the hardest things i've ever really yeah and that's nothing to say about the kids the kids are amazing the well but it's nothing to do with that and i wish more people would be honest about this yeah no can you actually explain because i have a lot no one's honest yeah they're not they go i love them like

my own and it's been like one happy family no i'm sorry but when you have your own child most of the time you're pregnant for nine months it's in your body it's your baby you've got used to it you give birth it's yours and you create a bond over time with it right and then when stepchildren are involved and i'm sure it was the same for him because i had a child as well you you've given these kids and it's like right be a mother figure now yeah i don't even know them that well like and you can't just fall in love and be it doesn't work like that and anyone who says it doesn't sorry but they're lying it takes time to get to know them and all of a sudden you're in a position where you are a mother figure to some children that you might have only known a year it's not

it's impossible and there are also different dynamics you've got baby mums baby dads there's a lot going on and then like your first the father of your first child there's him along with the new father yeah there's there's a lot of dynamics and there's there's a lot and i don't love kids actually i've not been i've never been good i've never been a person that's do you know that goes oh kids i've never been like that i am more now so yeah it's not been easy however now we are we genuinely it feels much more like a normal family now it's calmed down it's calmed down we've all found our place yeah them as well who's this woman do you know yeah it's a lot what's one bit advice for someone listening who's who's got involved in a slightly blended family run your

one run really fuck it honestly because i i have friends who always say just a lot it's not what it looks it's not always but you what i will say is i think it's a great testament to how much i love james and how much he must love me that we have powered through yeah and and you have to be very strong together as a couple if you want it to work because it can be very stressful and you have to be united as a couple and you also have to be able to talk to each other and respect each other for example if i was to say to james listen one of the kids keeps doing that i don't think it's a great idea he would always say to me totally yeah right we'll speak about that he would never say don't say that about my parent and vice versa yeah if he says they has been a

little knob i'll be like right let's sort this out it's not you've got to be a team yeah or you've got no chance and now honestly it's amazing the kids are hilarious they love each other we are in an amazing place but i just don't want to be that person that pretends that one day we all met up and started skipping no they're all up picking flowers picking no but it is now it's great now and yeah they love each other and that is the end of part one don't forget to come back

for part two to find out what's in my box welcome back to part two of Private Parts with me Liv Bentley and my two

glorious collaborators the Nip Tot Girls guys you've just missed out and if you want to see what was in our Valentine's bags and boxes and all those things

the extended version is on YouTube now let's head straight back in we aren't finished just yet we're going balls deep with some of your stories yes, er, chair legs should we, yeah

I keep hearing this, what the fuck is the chair leg don't tell me you fucked it it's one of the worst things you're probably going to hear we dug deep for this is it a personal story no, no, we know the person though it feels so personal now because this is so we were sent in this story about three years two two years ago was it um and it it has just been one of the most classic shocking stories we've

ever had and not many people have been able to beat it and it is true because we know a cousin of the person who it's true it's true do you want to start yeah right the full we may ad lib touch it so basically this girl wrote in and she was working shifts as a nurse on a ward and she was seeing this guy packet ed he was always on it and he used to be on the packet like every day in the week like at the pub like just a proper like ming i anyway she goes to work standard thing like he's not turned up home so she goes home on her lunch break she's got a spare hour she works around the corner and she goes to go in her bedroom to check if he's there and he is he's there but he has got like you know like a pub stool like a shitty pub stool i know what

you mean yeah and he's lay it like on its side i don't know if i can hear the rest of this he's put a condom on it and he's no he was asleep so he was yeah passed out but then he'd passed out with the chair like so he'd fallen asleep she goes in he's on his side whatever he passed out in that situation she's looking around the chair leg is also on its side with a condom over the stool leg he had been fucking himself with a chair like stool and that was her boyfriend not like and she had walked into that i don't i don't know what to say i'm actually speechless what that honestly and it's true i need to know the rest of it what happened when he woke up did they continue like we don't know i i am sure that there was i've got very bad memory but there was

something about this the chair got sold yeah can you for money and she couldn't get rid of it for yeah so then her dad kept turning back up her chair kept turning back up something like she the her dad did a cart boot sale sold the chair not knowing the the what had happened to this stall and then poor store and then somebody bought it back or something it ended up back again so she couldn't get rid of this fucking store oh my god honestly the store was everywhere yeah it's awful so we actually asked our audience didn't we like everybody knows that story if you know nip tuck so we asked if anybody had anything is there anything that's ever going to beat that like we're giving you a chance we're doing a valentine special we're going to be with live

and this is what came through we have warped to the voice because as you know guys i've not heard this shit none of us have it's always anonymous i don't i hope it's not it's not another okay i have a friend who's a dominatrix and she asked me a couple of times to do a few jobs of her only really high paying ones when i come to it and she basically said that she had this businessman uh an older businessman and i came and arrived at the job and he was there dressed in like a full suit come from work with a brown briefcase and he wanted the sissy treatment which is basically where they want to be dressed up as a woman um and just dress up like a woman degraded um he wanted to be called names and a bit of light kicking um and things like that

so he came and he wanted his makeup done so i done his makeup for him um we put him in a pink mini dress a sparkly mini dress with a fake breastplate like a massive breastplate and stockings black stockings heels so i said to him i was like do you want to go and go for a little walk and be a little dog and this was literally like in the middle of like kensington so i put on like a big fur coat and so did my friends um and we literally walked him down the road like a little dog with the fake breasts on and we was like kicking him and making him do stuff like the lump post and like crock his leg um like drink from puddles um sniff like dog shit oh my god it's so funny when we got back he was like i wanted to get pegged my friend is an

experienced dom so she gave a really good pegging um and then i had a little go it was my first time pegging it's actually so much harder than you think like to thrust with the strap on so i had a little go just to see what it'd be like and then I left it to my friends and yeah and he just kept extending the time we just kept giving him loads of challenges but mostly just like ignoring him um and getting him to do stuff for us but yeah it was a very interesting night um I earned a lot of money and I've done it done similar things a couple of times so yeah make sure you keep me anonymous wow i mean listen everyone has their own thing kink can i just ask a question how the fuck did he figure out that that was his kink yeah sniffing an awful sniffing dog shit in kensington and then

that is bizarre in a dress in a dress and like stockings and heels i think sometimes really really successful men because they're so successful because they get to choose everything and be that they want to be yeah the the ones that are not in control anymore submissive submissive i think it's very common but how you got to the sniffing dog shit bit i don't know i don't know how he worked paddles i mean did anyone see it like yeah we've just seen her in her dress well we've just seen a picture but what if one of his staff like he was a business man what if one of his staff was like i saw roger down last night sniffing dog shit they'd be like don't talk crap that's ridiculous no i swear he was sniffing dog shit oh shut up no he had a brand new plate on and

oh fuck off you were off your tits but like it's do you know what a kink is a kink and i'm glad he's not hurting anyone hurting anyone and and she got to have a go at pegging so so okay on the subject of pegging this is revenge on whatsapp my boyfriend of five years cheated so as revenge i downloaded his whatsapp to my laptop with screenshot proof of him cheating and not only that his dirty messages to this other woman showing him begging to be pegged i sent begging for a begging for a pagan uh so i sent the screenshots to all of his family friends boss and work colleagues and i've told them his favorite pet name is now peggy mitchell peggy mitchell bye boy that'd be the ultimate anyway like yeah we've got one more revenge

confession which i i i don't i don't i think women have a habit of just being able to go lower than men because there's something we gain more from it yeah revenge okay revenge confession my best friend

caught her boyfriend cheating so she went savage and peed into a container and transferred it into her boyfriend's eyedropper the boyfriend couldn't work out why he kept getting conjunctivitis

for several weeks before she revealed it all and ended it for good what a I think that's really and by the way another thing a big pissing in your eyedropper

pissing in your eyeballs I think that's I think that's quite well thought out and out of the you know out there I do too

and I actually have to say if I caught my boyfriend or a boyfriend cheating I instead of confronting them straight away would have to fuck with them for a little bit

just to get the own satisfaction back yeah we always say that don't we that you keep the receipts so you don't spunk your load you get all the bits

of information you take it off time so when he goes I didn't I wasn't there you go bam bam bam and let him lie first and then you do little things

and just fuck with them you've got one chance yeah don't blow it yeah fucking hell right everyone still settle down right kids so basically this girl wrote into the podcast ages ago and she'd gone back to this footballer's house and shagged him and she said it was the worst shag like of her life she said he was fit like big footballer really selfish

really selfish in bed like didn't even care for her needs or wants and on her way out she stole his cartier bangle she saw it on the side and thought do you know what i'm having it yeah i'm having that and she wrote into us and she was like it's eating me up with guilt what do i do should i have done it is it wrong how do i now give it back yeah should i give it back what can we do I would give it back we said this we had not

tell our idea of giving it back so what we thought we thought do you know what we get why you did it like you didn't make it come and in the moment

she might have been a bit pissed still yeah so we get it not that it's right it's not right we get it but it wasn't right and you've got to give it back

and there's karma so we thought how do you give it back so he obviously lives in a big gated house with cameras everywhere with cameras so our idea was this

wait wait has he clocked have they spoken since has he clocked no he's got that many of them yeah she said he does he's not got in touch with her or anything but she said she just saw it on the side as she took it and when she googled it it was worth like 20 grand so she was like this is so our thought was you get your bestie you kind of bury a body bestie whoever that is you get in

the car you park around the corner you put balaclavas on you climb we said an uber oh an uber so it's not traceable with the balaclavas you climb over and just chuck it and then you've given it back yeah and hope for the best and then no one knows when you're caught and you have to take that balaclava off holding the 20 grand stolen bracelet what did you do well no because you've already chucked it can i be honest we could simplify this whole fucking situation he's probably got a letterbox and you could just get the random postman to put it back through the letterbox and then it could look like lost and found oh yeah she could post it to him oh my god oh i've got this load of ideas now but the balaclava the balaclava seems such a good you'd give it to

club and say you must have dropped you've left we wouldn't be good in a situation no the balaclava seems such a good idea as well no you're right you just give it back yeah i'm trying to think what i've ever done for revenge it's probably something really cunty nothing actually whatever i don't know have you ever been a storyline made for you to be revengeful in main chelsea do they ever orchestrate things yeah do they make no i was just naturally a cunt i didn't Not anyone has to tell me to. Yeah, of course they do. I'm trying to think.

No, actually, no. There was one guy when I was with Tristan. He was slightly two-timing me and another girl. And he didn't appreciate we were hanging out with each other. So we both just decided to text him the exact same messages for a good 10 minutes. And he didn't know what the fuck was going on. That's fact. So he was like, well, that's brilliant.

He was replying the same thing to both of us. That is absolutely brilliant. One idea I always like is when girls both find out and they text to meet at the same place at the same time. They both stood there just to watch. surprise do you remember that program on mtv and it was like called cheaters yeah and they'd get the uv lamp with the sperm yeah to find the sperm on the bed sheet yeah i loved that yeah i love that they're making a second one of that really apparently right before we wrap up we've got one valentine's day disaster and this has actually come from steven who was on maths

okay he said he doesn't mind not running not remaining anonymous steven from maths i actually watched it he got in a bit of hot water but i something about me didn't mind him i didn't think he was that bad he got in trouble for supposedly downloading tinder and being on it when he was married hinge and actually can i say something i then i was not a knob about him but i was sort of saying his behavior was disgraceful not quite appreciating that actually for anyone who didn't you've got to be a maths fan to understand all this him and nelly the girl he was married to had actually broken up there's a bigger story as bad as he made out to be anyway this is his dating disaster one okay dating disaster one date then she stalked my baby mum and sent me photos

of her daily like whose body do you prefer what made it worse was she was a police woman wow he needs to report that behavior she would she stalked the baby mum and sent pictures of her and said whose body do you prefer wow that's naughty not no girls like that give other girls really bad raps like why well that's like that girl we know the other week who was at the beach bar and the girls taking pictures oh that's just honestly gives us a good gives women a bad reputation a girl we know was at a beach club and two girls they'd had a fallout were taking pictures of her while she was just getting about a day zooming in on a cellulite sending it around saying have you seen what she looks like in their in their face and she was just getting on like you know in the

club they were zooming in on her saying look how fat she's got that's awful give us an awful rep those girls yeah yeah this has been wonderfully savage i think you guys are both amazing thank you so much amazing Liv you have been incredible and I hope you can get lots of new friends of your podcast from ours as well it's been a great crossover she's one of us she is one I am also thank my the wine and the ciggies with my face on yeah stunning thanks guys it is bye guys