Nip Tuck - Who's Giving The Engagement Ring Back?

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

Are Mums more boujee with their first child? Would you spend over £2k a night on a luxury post-pregnancy hotel where everything is done for you? And if an engagement ends… should the ring go back?Ashley & Lauren are diving into some absolutely wild stories this week, from a girl whose wiping technique caused major debate, to women sending “Ibiza pics” to wind lads up. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and slightly unhinged… just how we like it. We'll also be sharing the girls top picks in What We Bought This Week.Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member or Apple Podcast Subscriber, you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, but if you're a Patreon member, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Susie's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

I have given, well, I got asked, told to give one back. You got told? We won't get into that. But right, okay, so that's the other thing. So if someone tells you to give it back, I feel like if you're not asked, but if someone says, give me that ring back, you have to. You can't say I'm keeping it. Well, I'll be like, thank you to them because then it's immediate.

Girlies, I am pretending to be an Ibiza to someone. Can everyone send me some pics? And do you know what? Honestly, I can't tell you right. Fucking any situation in Ibiza, any. I can't tell you. Like some scenic ones, some nightclubs. There was one, one of the girls put like the wing of the airplane.

And she was like, I don't know who you're flying with, just double check this is easy. I dread to think, what's he saying? Well, we weren't using protection. What a weird thing to say. It's so awkward. We weren't using protection. You're not 19.

Oh, it's just really awkward. What are we in this? Guys, hello and welcome to this week's Nip Tuck Pod. So, Lauren. Yes. What have we got on today? What have we got coming up? A new pregnancy test that you don't wee on, which we're going to tell you about.

And then we've got a little bit of a debate about giving gifts back. Is it a yes, is it a no? Let's discuss. Now, as always, we will be releasing our main episode every single Wednesday without fail. You guys know every Wednesday it's Nip Tuck Day. However, we have an extra episode which we only release on certain platforms on a Friday. This is called the bonus episode that happens every week. There's also, if you've never heard a bonus before, a whole store of them from years of us grafting our arses off.

and you can listen to them on either apple subscribe or on patreon also something relatively new is we have youtube so you can literally sit there with a glass of chicken wine or a cup of tea or a finger up your bum whatever you want to do someone else's um and watch us on youtube basically it's more fun over there because you get to see our facial expressions and yeah it's like being sat with us basically isn't it it is do you know what you did that little section there and i saw something that just reminded me so tiktok where it says when you're listening to westlife in the car and you do every single member's bit yeah and you did that then you're like so if bonus and then you're like if you've listened to the bonus it's like you've done every

single person's bit like you were having your own like it was like a westlife when you do one bit and then the other well done well very good so yeah did you think that as well no i was just when you just a whole new my head just went a whole new world but I know you gave me some Disney shit again

I actually love that song so close your eyes it gets better YouTube anyway hit subscribe and you will get notified

as soon as a new episode drops we've also got this thing it's called Patreon and everyone absolutely loves it they do the chat is so fun

over there you can interact with us we're on there all the time we've got thousands of other like minded girlies it is a gorgeous community right so guys first of all we're going to kick off we've got a quick listener message so this is from one of you guys we've not read it i haven't read it

anyway okay oh see my name on here hey nip talk i hope you well i've just recently got married to one of your biggest fans is this a man no it's a man it is right okay are we saying a name or yeah grace armystead i'm sorry i did not say that right now grace clancy oh much much better you've done well sorry but sorry for slagging your family name off she's one of our biggest fans don't worry mine was ashley hunt yeah that's that's a belter that isn't it um anyway i've listened to your podcast against my will but i secretly really enjoyed it throughout the whole wedding planning process as it's Grace's

go-to podcast for when she's feeling stressed getting ready or just any other situation so basically all the time we're both from

Rochdale same as Lauren and we got married I'm not from Rochdale we got married at the town Rochdale Town Hall it's fucking beautiful

before you take the piss we were gonna take the piss I was gonna and I know have you been to Rochdale Town Hall here's some information for you

I my book right this is you sit because my wife is weird my elder brother I've got two elder brothers

let me let's finish this left thing and then I'll tell you she must have listened to a million hours of your podcast we're currently on our honeymoon in Mexico

and she's still listening so if you could give the new Grace Clancy a shout out I know it would make her life thank you so much guys and here's a picture

of us all of us at the town hall I've been messaging him this morning he's sent it but it will be sent by the time this goes up

I'm sure that if you look behind us is absolutely gone so I'm going to tell you a story about Town Hall so I've got two older brothers I don't even know

how old they are they're like 50 or something once you're that age you're just old they're way older than me they were born obviously born before me

they're from my dad's first marriage anyway one of them got married at Rochdale Town Hall when I was about 19, 20

yeah to a Mongolian lady yeah so she came over from Mongolia where my dad used to live and where they met she was called Oggy

and they got where's this story going well you asked if I've ever been to the town hall right come on and they got married there and I wore and they had a son and this is really weird

was it a nice town hall I don't remember that but what I wore was which will give you nostalgia the French connection navy dress peplum with the

black no no no with the cut out with the diamond beads and they had them in all different colours and it was like a kind of chiffon and it was gorgeous

and I wore that so I have been to Rochdale Town Hall it was like a shift dress I loved that so I have been to the town hall French Connection

used to be a vibe is it still a thing or has it gone I think it still exists let us know do you know what if she's a massive fan and she just got married

why don't we send her a card or something yes cute should we do something for her that's so not a you thing to say it's not a me thing

do you know what no it's a very me thing to say but it's not something that I would execute yes I said thank you All right, I've got baby brain. I don't know if I did or not,

but I'm going to blame the baby brain. No, I did. I did say thank you. I was going to send you something for moving into the new house, but I just knew that you would scream if a parcel turned up. Yeah, no, no, no, I enjoyed that.

I did say thank you, actually. But yeah, I'm the kind, I will think about it and I will want to send, but then I will forget to do it. So whether this- You did it the other day, though. I did, I did.

And I was really proud of you. Yeah, it was on my to-do list. I have all the intentions, but then I get really, really carried away. And whatever. right what have we got to talk about a little life updater okay um so lucas just said this weekend i have been heavily documenting james in the garden the bush pulling and all the odd things we've basically just spent the whole weekend me taking the piss out of james did you see

the millipede in my fucking bed yeah he's done loads of stuff you know yeah like that's really good and you know what never so sexy right i would never ed like the baby's car ed can you not put it together i even put a car up he's gonna have to yeah but he's he's a different type he he's done it in a different way so he can't outsource so it's fine like he can't even like take a bin out quite a few people said to me um sent me messages like that and they were like my husband couldn't even put a tv on a wall he can cook james can cook he can cook and he can fuck sorry he can cook he He can fuck, he can pull, and bush. He can bush, anyway.

But can he drive a truck? Ah, probably not. He can drive, so. Tramping. I was, I just had this funny vision of Ed in a truck with big pimping on, like, his little head like this. With his Shania Twain cowboy hat. Yeah, I've just had the greatest vision.

So, yeah, I basically perved on him. And I have to say, there is something so fucking attractive about men doing, like men work like i was watching him and even so for my friend text me she was like i even i kind of want to i want to shag him i was like you can it will save me a job and she was like okay i'll come around and he shagged in the new house yeah yes so um after that day of watching him all day and he had his cap on backwards his top off he was chewing chewing gum and he was just like pulling things up and ripping things down and i was just watching it's not all damaged he's a builder he has very damaged hands um and he's like ripping things and i was just watching him and then

he had the lads that work for him yeah they came over so then he was telling people what to do and that was getting me going even more and he was like oh charlie move that and i was just like oh and i was looking at him through the window like later me and you i often promise it and don't deliver but i delivered i delivered how was it great he's so good in bed he really is like it was it was it was great we had a really yeah he is he is and you know what and oh it's just so manly just like he's very like grabs you like drags you around come on would you do only fans no like cut the head off it's the best bit no you could just wear one of those like hoods but what's the point in that though well because it's a thrill you know yeah i know i wouldn't do

it because i just wouldn't but um yeah he is he's very um so we went is this too much no we my mum was my mum was downstairs with Tommy and this wasn't this wasn't the shag but and he came up and he had like his pant and he was like and he and he went for a wee and I was just like looking and then he came and then he like grabbed me and because he does jiu-jitsu he can like get you on the floor like without damaging you not like no like not um not without you know like not what I mean is not clumsily so he basically can do like swipe yeah and he literally like pulled one leg under me one and he swiped me onto the phone next to me like a little cockroach on my back and then he was just like like ragging around we didn't do it we're just like

ragging around and then i was like can we have a 10 minute break yeah he's he's he's do you know what have you got your bed sorted um no way off that way what are you sleeping on my old bed can i just say one thing has anyone got an emma mattress yes me heard mixed reviews but i love mine yeah no one patreon um because you i've worked with them yeah no i've worked with them i love mine you said to me because you know i'm a i'm a bad connoisseur snob right and i said to you when you did that ad what's it like and you said fucking love it i like mine but loads of girls on patreon are saying that they met mega mixed reviews like it but don't you pick what it's like anyway yeah mega mixed reviews but like i work with them in what's the difference between

a normal mattress and an emma mattress nothing it's just the brand it's just the name they just do mattresses a decent price like rolled up and stuff do they not normally no not all but there's got to be you open it and it goes like this and we've seen the videos of people getting wiped out yeah because my mattress is from john lewis and it's a bespoke one where ed picked his side and i picked mine right you need to stick with that i don't think it's gonna yeah we're not gonna compete with that um my friend used to work for is it marriott i think it was marriott yeah and they're like really expensive but he got like 70 off and he spent like 10 grand on a mattress what and he's like it is i've you do

you spend half of your day in wilmslow where i was talking to one about it can't remember the name of it and the beds go up to something like a hundred grand yeah and i said has someone bought one before and they said yeah but you do spend like half of your life in your bed i just think if you have got a shit mattress and you want to fix it though girls on a budget the soak and sleep toppers so can sleep you like that i love that brand and they're like this thick okay i need to get one of these five inches so it'll like maybe fix the damage of a shit mattress what is it called the this microfiber something like that yeah breathy breathy yeah get that one not the goose down one oh my god lucas life changing i'm gonna do all this when i get to the bedroom bit

life yeah i am i'm really happy and then my white company sienna bedding it's called sienna bedding and it's a thousand thread counts i think it's a thousand pounds and i was like no white and um i think it's about i think i paid 260 it's expensive white company with my discount because limelight get 30 off white company nice yeah i've not even got anywhere near that we had the window man right question for you so we had the window man round um because all the windows are being changed and then the downstairs back

so the back the downstairs back is being extended and it's basically going to be like bifold all the way then a little gap of wall yes

then more anyway so he said black I think black's too harsh has anyone got any opinion what on the UPVC bit no on all of the windows I think it feels like

a bit prison-y no you like it love it no I think if we're going to do anything it's going to have to be

dark grey maybe chat GP'd it and see no that's a good idea actually so the brick we've got in our house i hate the brick i fucking hate it but it's built out of it there's not much i can do we might do a bit of render a bit of cladding i don't know but it's like a darker

brick i would love like the color of your house that light stone i love that but it isn't that color because i would have gone more lighter with the windows but given it's a bit dark but i think black is a bit harsh do you i have to see it on chat yeah dark gray maybe but then just get it on so many decisions to make and it's expensive then i guess as well do you if it's darker yeah they have tinted windows yeah where you can't see in no just tinted but i don't like that i think that gives it quite a like a bit of a i have on most of my windows that are like the big ones the screens yeah i follow someone who does that and i i just i once it's necessary it is life-changing so because of where my house is like you can see in and they are like um it's like a film like

no i've got the blinds so i've got two blinds i've got privacy blind and then a normal blind so the privacy blind is just like a piece of netting so that you can still see out and in but you can't see everything so i have that blind down all the time basically and then my big blind so i was thinking there's a company that i followed on instagram i thought they were something else actually and they put almost like a film on yes i've seen that but it's a reflective And I'm not that keen on that. Anyway, there we are with that. I think there's like, if there's a need for it on like a,

I don't know, a downstairs loo or something like that. Because you don't want anyone to see that. I've got one frosted window like that. But I think classier is the privacy light. Right, okay. Well, I'm going to look into that. So yeah, we're at window stage. And that's it really.

We're nowhere near nitty gritty night stuff yet. I really need to sort out my lighting on my landing. Do you know how much I got quoted for the light that I want? 25. get to fuck i fell off my chair i was like absolutely not what no no what for one light or to kind of electrically light it all if you follow hail of a house oh have you seen the chandelier she's got with the leaves right so i was like can we dupe that yeah like can we not make a copy you know yeah that's what i said and that's what the creature i was like no no way i'm

sorry no wait so if anyone's got any like gorgeous lighting recommendations he would need to be big and the budget's about two like not not max no that's ridiculous do you know what all these things they start you just don't realize no but 25 grand on a light absolutely i'm sure someone would someone would and don't forget it's all relative so if you earn a million pound a month 25 grand is not that much but do you make any money back on the house having a no and that's got to remember would you make anything because i know one of my friends like had her like princess palace like she worked ass off bought her first house she did it up yeah exactly like yeah to a t like she spent something extortionate on like the lights yeah the light everything because she

was like it has to be perfect like all of the tops are like they're not granite they're like fully fully marble and she's like i wish because people come in then they think it's lovely but it's not my taste and they rip it all out and you don't get any more money for it no i totally totally agree i think house reno is um yeah there's a lot to consider and it's not my area of expertise i'm not great with interiors so let's see what the fuck i end up with right wellness so oh my god i wanted to talk to you about this right so a friend of mine is about to have a baby and they're having it

in about three weeks first baby and we were laughing about this because we were like it's your first baby you go bougie like even

not even necessarily like this but even like you wash every little thing then you put them out your hospital bag is packed from like 20 weeks

and we were laughing I love that for people I love it like go for it and they were like she's washed all the bunnies and put them like I didn't do it

and put them all like it's just it's lovely because first of all you can be asked you have time and it's a novelty enjoy every enjoy it and i kept saying to him i was like listen let her do what she wants to do

like they've got the money it's fine i was like do what you want to do because this will never happen again your first baby and i'm not saying you love one more than the other but you can never have your first baby again and it's like the unknown of like what's gonna happen it's the it's the fact that you've never seen it and you also don't know how difficult at times it's gonna be so you're a bit blissfully unaware you're like it's the most gorgeous and you have time because you don't have another one to be guilty about or feel bad about i just think your first baby that's the word it's the most magical experience ever and i was like do the most if you can afford it the most do the most because it's never coming again mate and i said by the time you've had your

other one you're getting some baby girls from tesco on the way and you're chucking it in the back and i was like you you don't you stop sterilizing after a bit you're just chucking it over your shoulder and you crack on anyway so he told me about this place they're going so what they're doing is they're going to london first well again just fucking lovely portland for the baby the same person i had the babies yes they're going for a week first and i think a week and because they can they've not got any other kids and they're spending the week in london enjoying those last minutes together oh it's gorgeous i'm so excited for them anyway then they have the baby in the portland she's she's gonna she's not sectioning that person who we're talking about

um also induces people so that's what's happening she does a special type of induction or something right hopefully better than the one i am and everyone that i know that has had this yeah birth experience with her says it's really and you can do it in a pool because you hear such bad stories about induction mine being one of them because of how it's done in other ways so sorry it's a planned a planned induction that's the word yeah after the portland they're going somewhere and it's called the 10th in london now it's inside which hotel is it the corinth it's in mandarin mandarin oriental yeah so listen to this fucking bougie there's different packages this particular one i don't know which one they're getting i'll be honest but i looked at the

website is it the four night one two and a half grand a night yeah i think they're going for two you have your own suite you have um a professional you know health care whatever midwife whatever actual nurse that stays in the room like a like an adjacent room you have all your meals brought so you're like freshly prepared the mum has treatments done like body wraps lymphatic drainage they help you to learn because it's the first baby and neither of them have got much experience with babies so just little things like how you change your nappy you've got someone on guard if you're absolutely exhausted they've got breastfeeding specialists so someone comes and does that with you you get all your meals it is the most incredible place then you get like a

when you get there there's a hamper like package for you everything's ready for the baby there's a nursery so if you're like i need an hour sleep you can catch up on your sleep after you've just been through a fucking massive labor which isn't doesn't make sense that you go through days and days sometimes of exhaustion and then you don't get to rest after so the rest your partner has to go home they teach you with your partner on how to do things it honestly the spas it just looks if i could and i and it was a you do it i just think it looks amazing it's called the 10th if anyone's in that position just have a look at it 10th wellness yeah just have a look because i was relatively new i think it's only been going for about 18 months but it's it is linked to like the

private birthing centers and the normal birthing centers as well so you book in and you go and like lauren said you can have all these treatments i've also heard they've got like red light therapy for your bits and everything like they look they check you they examine you if you've had a section they can like put you on a special like meal plan yeah so you can get the meals delivered and i'm just it is bougie of course it is but i just think if you can why wouldn't you like i remember both times i gave birth like the next day i was like up and about bleeding profusely hit by a bus up all night with the baby looking exhausted like and i just think if somebody can help you and care for you and let you enjoy that experience why not i would if i could i would think how much men spend

on their car and their watch like if they really love you if they you say to them but yeah so that i just thought i'd share that because i thought that was amazing i think it's a gorgeous thing i do if you can i think you should um let's talk about the space nk trip everyone is hooked well done ginny well done ginny our friend ginny is not that close friend she didn't fucking invite her head of pr i spoke to her actually and she said next year i was like no chance um she's had a PR space okay and she's one of the nicest she's so sound she's one of the nicest girls like just that trip has whatever the plan was for that trip it worked it took a article as well that was like they miss all miss the BAFTAs because they were on that that trip

really yeah so I just think who was your favorite like person having fun on that trip i think that the mix of people was sensational i loved the mix and everyone seemed to be i mean i bet there were stories but it didn't look like it everybody seemed to be getting on i just think sometimes people do pr trips right and i always i often wonder did you make back in whatever you were looking for what you spent on it they will have done whereas with this one everyone did you see when they went out with fenty and they were in all the g wagons pulled up they all got in the fancy car that pool party they had and they were all deep oh my god did you see that room so i think it was perry shan put a thing up saying basically before they went anywhere they would go into this

room a glam room and it was just full of products and they would just pick up what they wanted use the photographer so you get your content while you're there yeah i just it just looked like and i don't know everything was thought out it was a and partners were invited which i loved yes yes because you can I love that Stacey Solomon took all the kids and I don't know if I'd do that

Hattie Bourne Hattie Bourne and her partner were there Marvin and Rochelle yeah it was a mixed bag wow what an experience in life

and then I started thinking Ashley Huish was there as well she's yeah she's very funny love her have I said her name right why do you

why do you think we no they do it because they've got they've got massive followings all of those people haven't they

but but we're so much fun we are so we're so much fun like guys we're just throwing it out there if you're doing brand trip like we'll come we'll come we'll be fun and and that's all you need yeah will we get content i i'll vlog can't say it'll be appropriate no yeah i mean i don't i was thinking about it i was thinking why have i not been invited like i always do makeup tutorials like you are shit my content's fantastic it's polished i yeah i'm not surprised i wasn't invited but ginny next time the if anyone can't say that you missed was chef's kiss that time the christmas dinner oh when i sat on the train instead that it's not meant to be it's not meant

to be for me that was sensational i saw a nice christmas thing spacing yeah maybe they'll invite me next time and i'll sit on the train again last time the train um what's the worst influencer event that you've ever been to so i right so i'm not gonna say i'm i didn't go on this there's a particular you know where let's reverse engineer this conversation so there is a huge huge huge blue tick brand huge huge huge huge and every year they do a i'm not gonna even say how it's worded but they do like a getaway and everyone from different countries go and it's a big okay um that was my convention that was my worst one and i got invited this year which is i got invited this year again after slagging it off loads last time and i messaged and i remember you'd not been

keen on it so i messaged a friend of ours i'm not going to say a name who's an influencer and i was like listen you went last year tell me the truth tell me the fucking truth and she came through i'd love to say no she's so sound she came through she was like don't go it was awful she said we went and it was like being at uni she said the accommodation was horrific she said we were expected to watch like seminars all day she said the food you'd go to the buffet and there was none left she said we had to pay to get taxis out of the area to go and eat she said honestly i took time away from the kids it actually cost me more because they only would pay so much in flight so i had to pay extra she said it was it was truly badly managed and awful for this company who is

Oh, like, way bigger than Space NK, for example. So when I went with this company... Be careful. People can work it out, but let's just be careful. Yeah, but it did happen and it was shit. And I fully said to the lady that organised it at the time when I was there, I sent her a message.

There's no excuse. And I said, I'm really sorry, this is hell. Like, what I always say, and you as well agree with this, if you are spending a night away somewhere or whatever, it has to be to the standard of where you live and you are used to or above otherwise i'm not doing it i'm not yeah i get what you're saying because i won't be comfortable yeah i won't get my sleep i'm not going to perform to my best i'm not going to enjoy myself that's the main thing you're not

going to enjoy yourself my home your lovely life nest to go to another i get it all nest like no to a bird horrible bird's nest it was a horrible bird's nest like it was um so we got basically they paid for our flights and then when you landed you had to wait for about another 300 people because all the coaches were leaving at the same time so you ended up spending like six hours in an airport no because it was cheaper for them to get everyone on a coach just loads of little things meanwhile space nk are bringing g wagons for everyone to get in but what i'm saying is as what your friend said I felt like

I felt really homesick when I was there because I felt like that's what she said this isn't nice wasn't worth leaving the house for this is this is really

like homesick-y yeah yeah but any other brand trips we will go on and we will be so kind

about it I don't mind getting on a coach but not waiting in an airport for four hours for everyone else right we've digressed here

Manlor and Carr oh yeah right just wanted to tell you something that happened to me the other day and i just wondered if it's a thing like if it's a joke that like you're on tiktok so maybe it's a tiktok and i got tiktok'd so i was walking to my mum's the other day and i was minding my own business and there was a man and a woman in a um it's a bit weird actually now i think about it in like a buildy car you know like a transit van or something and there was another car and it was a range rover like next to them and i was walking to my mum so i was walking through with tommy on my own i think i was going to get him and i was just diddly daddling and then really weirdly as

i approached this range rover the alarm went off and i jumped out it's got a rochdale detector i jumped out of my fucking skin and then i but they were sat in the car looking so i was like that's embarrassing like i went past it and i went because it scared me that much and i thought I bet that was really funny for them. So then I carried on, went to my mum's, came back again, went past again. It did it again when I went past. That's weird.

No, they were doing it on purpose to make people jump. Can I tell you a really, really- How weird, but also how fun. Then I started thinking, that's a fun game. I'm gonna tell you a really disgusting thing you can do to people. If you're driving behind someone at night. Right.

And you go through a speed camera, double flash. So they think they've been caught. Oh, that is evil. That is fucking evil. Have you ever done that, to be honest? Yeah. That's really funny. And you can see them panicking.

They're like, ah! Did you not know that? No, I've never thought of that. Brilliant. Great idea. Absolutely great idea. See, in Abu Dhabi, they've just got these things that are always going. They're like number plate things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I first moved there, I was like, why have I just been done like 10 times? I was about to say packed, yes. Do you know what? That reminds me of the time. Do you remember when the police were following me in my car? And I had no idea because I was in my own world. And then I pulled up to get fear and they were surrounding me because my car edge was

like some drug dealers, illegal one. Shut up. I was literally driving to go and get fear. And I was like singing away. Woo. Clearly don't use my mirrors. Hadn't noticed that bit by bit, one police car. Shut up.

One at the back. Do you know what that's called? It's called a teapack. So they teabagged me. Teapack. I didn't teabag you, Jesus Christ. They teapacked me. I had no idea.

I pulled up to meet Thea's grandad, blissfully unaware, and when I opened it, I looked around the car, and my car was surrounded with police. Oh, my God. Her grandad probably thought, oh, here she goes again. What's she fucking done now? And I had to get out, and it was well scary, and it wasn't anything to do with me, and I'd not noticed.

They must have been following me for ages. No way. Right. lauren now on here it says poo bum story oh my god okay so this is how this happened so ashley sends me tiktoks from this girl katie white her name is katie lby on tiktok she is fucking katie if you're listening like i am how i've been a fan of katie's for ages she is just so relatable she's just weird funny she's hilarious but you think oh surely she can't keep this content up and she does it keeps coming she's like relatable deadpan humor like she's very very funny when her

sister had taken the um abortion tablets and then something happened so this is what led me on to it so she honestly she's really really funny and when ashley sends me tiktoks i rarely watch them but i always watch it when it's hers and it really makes me laugh so the story that she told was that her sister had taken abortion tablets and she then got incredibly constipated thought that they hadn't worked thought she was giving birth and it was basically a poo story and it just reminded me of something that happened to a friend of ours so she won't i'm not gonna say name anyway so she won't care one of my friends um was really really concerned that she something was going on down there so she kept getting bv when she wiped it was kind of like a little bit brown there was

something like going on and we were really concerned about it now her fanny was out of sorts it was really out of sorts now she is a hypochondriac of the the highest degree she once rang an ambulance because she was hungover like she's to the highest degree and she really thought she needed one to the highest degree um like you know that health anxiety and we're all talking in the group chat and this was going on for quite some time and she was like right girls it's getting worse this there is a smell just go to a doctor please of shit from the nun from the nun so we were like right this doesn't sound good and we were all really invested in this and we like a prolapse like what so we're googling it and she's like it's been going on for a while i've got

constant bv and when i wipe i can smell poo and there is brown so then basically we diagnosed her with a condition which is a true condition where the wall that separates your front and back has perforated and basically we diagnosed her with poo coming from the the bowel through the front passage and she was basically urinating poo and i was like this is so fucking serious like we were really worried about like sepsis it's horrific because and every every like thing that she said pointed towards this illness so we were like right you need to ring a specialist i was even looking at private doctors for her i was like i will pay for you to go to a private doctor like you are gonna die you have you have got a perforated wall so she went to the doctors and she's not been

wiping her ass properly so basically she'd been wiping it did her mum never teach her i don't know back to front and she'd been wiping it and basically all it was was that she'd been wiping poo into her front bottom and there was no perforation there was no problem and she came on because she's this kind of character she came back on touch like girls everything's fine is this someone i know no she came on and she went girls everything's fine no need to be like oh my god how did the how did it go she was like oh absolutely fine um no worries at all i just need to wipe my ass better and we were all like right okay then so i have just discovered on the subject of ass wiping and these wipes off amazon get some they are fantastic they're called molly's

m-o-l-l-i-s molly's and they're in a black packet and they've got that lid that we like we like a because otherwise they dry out and it's really annoying on the screen and their bum wipes and you can flush them down for it because we do you remember after our chat the andrex ones don't have the they're not enough yeah you need to be able to flush them as well so they're and that sounds quite nice in like a black um so right two things on patreon that you need to know about that we can tell you about that were fucking hilarious so one was this girl put in the chat girlies i am pretending to be an ibiza to someone can everyone send me some pics and do you know what that honestly i i can't tell you right fucking any situation in that i just i can't tell you like

some scenic one some night there was one one of the one of the girls put um like the the wing of the airplane i don't know who you're flying with just double check this is easy i just honestly right whenever i see these and i've mentioned these before because people sometimes put in like girls i need to pretend right now that i'm out on a date bam bam bam is he rich yes he's rich like what color has he got tattoos yes bam bam honestly every time i see them i just smile inside has anyone got any pictures of bouquets everything that's they come through and this not one person all right on this thread no one questioned one person questioned it not one person said why the fuck are you at a level where you're pretending to be in a beaver why are you letting a

man this is a problem no one gave a fuck they were just like absolutely the camera roll and then one of the girls was like um do you need like a restaurant yes please restaurant for this evening bam bam bam here's my here's a thin stem wine it here is the weather what's the weather like there at the minute it's quite cloudy bam it was just and i just thought i fucking love you all and the way that no one asked no one cared we got it we've got it and we're going to help you out and then we popped a meme in there and it said what are your thoughts on giving back gifts to an ex everyone had because do you know why we like patreon because you know it can get a little bit it can get spicy and we are okay with that absolutely fine and if you've got something

say say it say it with chest yeah and like if you if they're talking to each other as long as they're respectful of each other they were really and they were they were like do you know what i think this is someone else but i actually think this that's fine engagement rings is where it got a little bit um people had different opinions different opinions it wasn't like yeah so basically everyone was saying like i would give an engagement ring back and other people were saying why the fuck would you give an engagement ring back i wouldn't give an engagement ring back but there's some kind of old school thing that i didn't know about did you where it's an engagement ring is a sign of love at the time and if it doesn't go through to marriage you should give

it so what it was saying is basically the ring lucas is nodding the ring is a promise of marriage you agree absolutely even if the man's cheated and he's ended it okay okay gray area but but for example it's either i don't agree with that because i think it's either morally right or wrong whether he cheated or didn't you're either you're giving it back or you're not your stance is on whether the gift should be given back no matter how what happened personally i think you should give it back always give it back especially because you know like traditionally bad luck then and traditionally sometimes they might be like passed down through yes in that case absolutely i agree because that's not but apparently um so what i might have read this wrong so when i read

that comment i read it as it was given as a sign as a no as a promise of the marriage therefore if the marriage didn't happen you still keep the promise i must have read it wrong guys it just depends on how much it is well that's a good point so my engagement rings i've had circumstance and how much it is that's what i'd one two three four i've been engaged four times yeah uh first one when i was 19 and oh god bless him um he literally did everything and i remember it was 1200 pounds i can remember it so much at that time yeah from beaver brooks that was way more than it had a double band salary it had a double band well we were 19 so yeah it was a double band little diamonds and then a square honestly i loved that ring and i remember that ring it was so happy um and i did

give it him back um because we remained and still are very very very good friends and i was like do you know what he sold it because he needed the money at the time for something else i think you get a really shit amount of money back for engagement rings so i think you maybe got it on a credit i can't remember so that was my first one my second one who did i get engaged to after that oh crazy scary man that was the one where we don't know whatever happened to that got thrown through through it so i never got that back then the third one was the as dad i gave that back and let him sell it and said we could half the cost towards the divorce and he didn't i don't think i don't think he ever gave it back no um so we sold it and said half it each we each put it towards

the divorce cost i don't think that happened and then the final one was james and it's still on my finger and if we did split up would i give it him back absolutely not i've given him a kid fucking keeping the ring no way i've got like a couple of different engagement rings would you give the rolling majority would you give back do you think i've given all mine back but mainly because i felt sorry for them and they needed the money three girls yeah true passed down and i have given well i got asked told to give one back you got told we won't get into that but right okay so that's the other thing so if someone tells you to give it back i feel like if you're not asked but if someone says give me that ring back you have to you can't say thank you to them

because then it's immediate yeah yeah and then you're not interested anyway but yeah presents in general so doesn't mister have a story mister has a story about a present you what you wanted to you you were saying about giving gifts so that we talk about engagement right here but we were talking about gifts in general weren't we yeah and i think if you give a gift you don't get it back that's my opinion well i did tell it on the episode me and you did but i decided to cut it since then fuck it because he's allowed to cut things yeah he can cut things where he sounds like a dick um those friends have now said that uh our friendship has run its course but i've got a load of I've got a

load of events this year with them so well that's fine you just so I'm gonna be cordial be cordial and civil and stay in your own lane with your mates so it was my

birthday it was my birthday and I literally said don't buy me any gifts this person bought me a gift to what they bought me

value it was a represent t-shirt nice and they you know bought it for me bought it a little bit too big okay so i tried to take it to the shop do you think that was a thinly veiled dig a little

bit yeah because i would say with the same size so yeah honestly and he's the type of person that would do it right um tried to send it back they didn't have that in stock so he was like i'll tell you what i'll give you the gift voucher yeah um he hasn't he's he's kept it because now they don't want to be friends with me oh so kept the t-shirt because retracted the offer which i think is just... Did he not just forget? Because that's something I do. I'd be like,

I'll give you the gift voucher then I would forget. No, trust me. He knew. Trust me. So now how are you going to navigate this situation? So these two people,

your friendship's run its course but you've got events on all year, isn't it? Yeah, so I'll try and be... You know, went to Matt Rife recently. Tried to be civil. Was it uncomfortable? Yeah.

Keep making really good passive-aggressive jokes about the gift voucher. But I've only got this. We're going to Brighton Pride. okay and we've now got a we were meant to have a five bed there's five of us now got four so i put on the group one of us is gonna have to be on a sofa whoever that is whoever i'm not saying me because whoever it is pays less than the rest yeah absolutely yep nobody responded on the group chat

oh i wouldn't just got ignored with that you paid for everything now you deserve better than that but are you i know you paid for it across all these things like over a grand oh i was if it was a bit less so for this particular so no but for this particular brighton one yeah how much is that um well hotel and the ticket probably like four five hundred pounds that's a lot of money that isn't it but at the same time four five hundred pounds is a fucking lot of money however four five hundred pounds to feel uncomfortable for the weekend is even more costly no i agree with lucas a hundred percent on this so with the camp bed thing you're gonna literally have to when you get there someone pulls a short straw if no one's willing to take the hit on the payment thing

or you know someone says can you all give me the 20 pounds each so i've got 100 quid extra in my pocket for my drinks fine but if no one's willing to do that it's going to be a short straw situation they should be you're gonna have to manifest it being this that did that that did that your words not mine so what will you do do you think you should go i am going i know you've spent a lot of money he's gonna cut this whole bit he's not you know he's not gonna go home and deep this no you're not i bet you i won't he's fuming is there other people going is there other people going that are gonna look after you because i know i'm concerned now i feel like we need to go to brighton there's a one actually one guy in particular should we get a room next door let's

go to brighton fucking try and be mean to him then sweet and you can sleep in our suite for free no he snores he snores very oh let's not no I don't anymore do you think it's the weight loss yes wow

oh do you know what though when I was heavily pregnant I snored and I was a bit of a bigger girl then so do you think it's like the respiratory thing when you're a little bit bigger

well yeah it's weight isn't it don't know well I do have rhinitis rhinitis right they're getting a juicy one this week we're already at 50 minutes but we'll get through it

we'll get through it we're going into the break we'll be back soon hello welcome back everyone did we say we'll be back just after the break yes amazing i did i said hello everyone and welcome back lauren so lauren did you watch that video that i sent you about the pregnancy test so basically no i only watched the funny girl it's chloe khan promoting it fucking we all love chloe khan how much do we love chloe khan Lucas fancies her

I think she's well fit I met her on a yacht in Dubai and she was absolutely lovely I've heard she's sound so innocent and sweet

she was really nice girl yeah she's beautiful and also I just love her vibe she did this video a bit ago where she was like

I was in this hotel and this woman was just looking at me really mean and da da da da and I thought I don't give a fuck I'm in this gorgeous hotel

and I'm having the best time yeah like she's just so funny yeah she's nice i love her so she's working with this company so this we have no idea how reliable this is and as with most things that we say we're not doctors and we stumbled across it but basically she is working with this company where it's a pregnancy test but it's a saliva so it's she says it's like a lollipop so you say you put it in your mouth for a few seconds and then it tells you if you're pregnant or not instead of pissing on it and she made a really valid point where she said finding out you're pregnant is like one of the most

beautiful things in the world obviously if you were planning for the pregnancy and she said why do you have to go piss on your hand and all like it's messy and like do it by yourself and you wouldn't do that in front of like your mum yeah that is really true and it's messy i remember doing it with thea and i was looking for like uh sorry with tommy i was looking for glasses to piss it's just not like it's a bit it's not great is it and then the stick's like pissing and you want to give it to someone and they're like oh that's your piss it's like all of it it makes sense it makes sense and so it's this new pregnancy i wonder how reliable it is don't know i know you can do blood ones yeah yeah that's not yeah that's interesting maybe we should research that because

if it works if it's anyone used anyone used if it's as um reliable reliable as the other ones then I don't see why anyone wouldn't put it in the mouth as opposed to, if that happened, they wouldn't be pregnant, would they? If they'd done that in the first place. But yeah, tell us if you've used those because I think that's very, very interesting. Lauren, we've got a dilemma.

Okay. Girls, I have joined a baby group and a mum has latched onto me. She's constantly sending me things about vaccinations and keeps messaging me saying, have you read it yet? Have you read it yet? and asking my thoughts i said also the other day i let my baby watch miss rachel and she went in

on me how do i get away from her i really enjoy the baby group i should have known from the first red flag when i said i had a fourth degree tear and she said it was because i didn't listen to my body when i was in labor makes me laugh when people say really helpful that isn't it right first of all i think she needs putting in her place a little bit now you don't have to have an argument you don't have to be confrontational but you need to nip in the bud here and now that you're not interested in this kind of conversation that has to be done immediately so for example when she next sends you the vax anti-vax whatever she is you need to reply and say thanks for all this information but honestly it's something i'll decide with my family or with my husband

done when she next says something about miss rachel the reply needs to be everything things work for different people don't they done you need to start giving it a back shutting down shutting it down there and every time she does it one line shut it down one line shut it down well we're all different aren't we let's leave it there oh my god this poor poor lady has got a man that has to listen to that shit there's nothing worse than when people put their mother mothery opinions on you i'm all there for like a debate with friends guys giving advice no i've got something really fucking funny to tell you so basically my mum did sunday dinner for us all at the weekend and i was saying about someone keeps asking me if i'm breastfeeding and every

time this person asks me if i'm breastfeeding i don't know it might be innocent but you've asked me now three times yeah every time you know what you're doing and it's always well i'm only asked when i say like no just not doing it just not my thing don't yeah it's always well can you because you've got fake boobs right and my dad said i think that's a normal question because can you and i went yeah that's a normal question to ask google yeah yeah like depends how close you are doesn't it if it's your mate and she's like hey can you breastfeed if it's someone that you're not and this is the difference i don't know yeah this is the thing right but then then we got on to the where you was it planned right i that question me my dad said that's a normal question

my mum said that is not a normal question ed said normal question so men think it's a normal question that's absolutely fine to ask so i said to ed well what have you been responding to people oh god what's he been saying when they've asked him we all were in i dread to think what's he said well we weren't using protection oh it's what a weird thing to say oh it's so awkward we weren't using protection you're not 19 oh it's just really awkward and even when he was sick he was like do you think he realized as he said it that it was really weird i agree i don't think that's um i don't think it's a good question for several reasons like first of all i don't really want to talk to you about my shagging

like it's awkward like when people say was it planned and you're like no we were just shagging like it's just you can't and then there's the other side of it which is there's nothing to fucking do with you imagine you just went absolutely not as heartbroken i really didn't want it but here we are like oh i didn't guys what do you think what's the other answer that the other answer could be uh yeah absolutely was i had three miscarriages and this what answer do you want from that question and i do think it's funny that the men thought it was fine and the women were like no no it's not fine do you know what it sets me off that we got it quite a lot i think the more kids you have the more people ask it so you're allowed to be because you're

allowed because you've got that many that it's almost like surely surely you couldn't have wanted this that many of them so that's when people tend to say oh my god was it planned and i'm just like oh my god do you know what no we were shagging and i wanted it up the arse and he slipped it the fanny by mistake is that a good enough answer they came all inside me and i didn't run to the toilet quick enough like is that the answer we're going to start giving people when our grandma asked us that i listened to a podcast with christiana on oh yeah she was talking about having six kids and it's made me want six kids fucking hell mate what was she saying about it that she's surrounded by love all the time i think that's so totally i totally totally understand

and I do think that while the young is really hard however I've always had this like idea in my head that when I'm in my like I don't know 50s 60s I don't really know age or blurs I'll have this kitchen and at Christmas my kids will come around with their partners and we will have music on and I'll be having a wine and there will be loads of people their partners as well that will be part of the family because there's that many of you and I love the idea whether that'll actually happen probably everyone will hate each other and there'll be politics and everyone will be throwing things at each other but i do i get that and i also think that when you're old you've got a lot of people to look after you because my mom is an only child and oh my god is liz an only

mate my mom was an only child my dad was an only child i apart from a half brother's only child fear i thought was going to be an only child like literally her mom and dad only children no way now the problem is when my mom's mom's mom got ill it fell down to her completely there was no want to share the burden with so i just kind of think at least like if i go all like weird they can all just share fucking shoving me in a corner in a cupboard with a snickers do you know what i mean like you've got that cover more you know in china like they don't have old people homes or care homes they live with the family yeah and if there's numerous ones of you you all do it in shift i think that's so nice yes i agree and i thought isn't that because i was

Speaking to my Thai massage lady. Which country is it where you can only have one child? Oh, yeah, isn't that... China. Yeah, but that's quite new, right? No, no, it's... I mean, I learnt about it at school. Yeah, but as in, like, this lady was...

I wonder if that's still a thing, though. Yeah. I'll find out. Yeah, and you're not allowed to find out what gender the child is. In case it sways. It was changed to two-child policy in May 2021. Oh, my God. Wow.

What? right so this is our segment that we do every week it used to be called bargain bucket but they're not all bargains but some of them are and it might be something that we've bought for a quid

it might be something that we've bought for a few hundred quid but we're just going to tell you about it but do you know what people are loving this section I love knowing what people have bought do you know what I'd like as a section on Patreon but I'm not going to do it what I've bought but shit no what's in your shopping trolley

i love looking at other people's food like yeah i love looking at them quite a bit about food shoppy stuff right what we bought this week clarence so the amazon nappies are back they were called mama bear nappies right you could get them i used to buy them in covid with taskia they were sensational they're back now and they're called amazon nappies 60 disney pull-ups for 12 pounds really sensational right i need to look at that you do the olive young website so fucking good guys if you are a skincare junkie like us too yeah you will love the olive young website so that lip gloss that i've been putting on is from olive young it's got all of the top korean and um i think it's mainly korean isn't it mainly korean skincare this is called effortless volume

glazed syrup absolutely sensational if you go on there and you filter by like viral and bestsellers you can get like all of this next level shit and it comes quite quickly it is expensive for the shipping and stuff but if you're a junkie like me and you get your kicks off that fine also got from there i'll post a picture of it on patreon an eyelash heat and rod what so basically it comes like this and you heat it up and you pull it out and it's a metal stick and you go like that and it just curls your eyelashes sounds dangerous to me but if it works it works beauty is pain okay home bargains online i did a big haul the other day the swizzles love hearts pajamas i love their home bargains pajamas are absolutely great back in stock in the women's sizes brilliant so

i got the girls them ages ago for valentine's day and then i was trying to get the ladies ones they're back in stock i love matching with the kids also noticed on there they had hermes perfume oh ren skincare fenty beauty to name a few guys i love home they had lucas's abercrombie perfume on there as well for 12 pounds one size setting spray yes i've got that the best i'm sorry it's expensive but it's the best girls ages if you are going on a girl's holiday to marbella or ibiza and you do want to wear a full beat and you want to be by the pool with a full beat on, yeah, go you, sick.

But use this fucking... I agree. Doesn't budge. Unbelievable. H&M home. God, do you know, I got the nicest, Chloe Lauren put it on hers, butter dish from there,

like with a marble almost bottom, sold out. Oh. I got some sunbed mattresses. so they're like really thick for my outside sunbeds and a sunbed coffee table next girls summer dresses so you know the gingham girls school uniform summer dresses but they've got shorts inside them yes i always forget you know that's a new thing that putting shorts on indeed that's literally past couple years they are short the bottom of the dress is a pair of shorts like a play suit play suit but a summer dress love that saskia only wears them now love that she

doesn't want a normal dress um but they do sell their little white cycling shorts skims used to do the girls cycling short i would not pay for skims for the kids she she's she she got a taste for them once you've gone skims you don't go back and now they've discontinued them very sad old but gold made a repurchase and it's something me and you have used for about 15 years mac soft and gentle highlighter yes very nice always also the mac give me sun is also like the bronzers if you're gonna if you're in the airport you've got a bit of time to kill the mac soft and gentle and the sun i feel like we overlook mac now because there's so many other things but they do have like spice lip liner and spice lip liner stripped down lip liner

that little mascara that we get in the blue yeah let's not forget mac number seven prime forever spf spf 50 and a primer at the same time gorge gorge infused with lots of juicy skincare bits calisine professional serum yeah i've got that we love that needling for your hair growth if you do at home micro needling which we got slagged off a lot for back in the day but everyone does it now this is the solution you want to be putting on it absolutely stinks it's dear percent of stem cells it's like everyone's on this exosome hype and stuff like that this is a professional serum you can also if you're having surgery take it into theater with you i did it with my face tapping it in and they they do they put it expensive though you can put it on

open wounds fantastic temu temu i'm not getting on with them at the minute why well i ordered all that stuff i ordered five of those big things they've only just come now well i don't want them now and now i've look on all funny about it so when i get a delivery from them i get all agitated i've gone i've gone a bit funny with them um the mini mini beast kit what's that my kids are obsessed with mini beasts like picking things up in the garden like ants and shit like that so basically you can get a mini beast kit and it's like little pots no i don't and then these little scissor things that are clear where they can pick the mini beasts up no personalized beach towels

and you can get their initials put on them love them as well then they can't get fucking nicked when the fucking big family come

and take your thing off and you know six pounds and they're like striped oh I'll send you the link send it you

memory sun is up perfume the the most summer scent ever gorgeous

summer in a bottle summer in a bottle Baccarat Rouge have bought out a glitter body oil for summer oh like a shimmer

oh it's like liquid gold because if you want to smell good perfume's not enough you need it everywhere keeping in with the summer bits now monday swim cowboy hats oh everyone just dies you cannot you're so fucking expensive so you gotta look after it and wear it i think it's 90 quid so the good thing about it's foldable and you can so it goes in your case a cowboy hat It doesn't go out of fashion. You can get years out of it. They do it in a coffee colour now. They didn't have that last year.

I have to buy the coffee one. It is out of stock a lot. But we have an Amazon dupe that we share on Patreon. It's our most asked question. I meant to say to you, I need the link to that because I'm going away next week and I want a cowboy hat and I'm not doing the Monday. Also, if you are going on holiday,

I feel like when you are a little bit older, you need to try your swimwear on. you need to try it on when you're in the right mood as well you can't just assume it's going to be fine just assume and we're not buying top and bottom sets anymore we're just it doesn't work that doesn't work for me i need a really small bottom and a big top for the big tits it doesn't work for me so i have done this shout out so many times i'm gonna do it again rumpus resort right it is expensive it's premium brands but if you think right i want to spend 100 200 quid on a nice beach outfit i'm gonna wear again and again again i pull them out every year the ladies in the

shop are so lovely you can go in and try it on that shop is open all year round so if you've got a holiday whenever you know when you're struggling to get you have to have a nice swimsuit you know as i've got a bit older this is something that i've actually realized there's so much things that i've realized about quality as i've got older good quality you were way ahead of this with me um but i have started to realize it don't you like i don't want to pay that i don't want to pay that but then you end up buying five cheap bikinis and then you have to buy them all again and they don't fit right you don't feel 100 comfortable really nice brand it's knowing what suit what suits your body type you can learn what type of swimsuit and then just buy it in every color it's online so

they've got like jets they've got vicks they've got missoni they've got beach bunny like all different brands on there staple wardrobe jeans and bombers right expensive yes good quality fuck yes keep stylish oh chef's kiss if you want something that is frankie shop but like even more elevated vibe of a shoulder pad bomber have a look girls also they've done these like jeans that are just she's so fashionable though like that's my list my list is really short and boring that was a fantastic list i really thoroughly enjoyed that mine is really really boring so i'm really sorry guys about this but so i'm gonna kick it off with some ikea oat biscuits wow why am i so boring and so i went to ikea at the weekend oat biscuits are great to have for kids i went to ikea right

and they do if you go into ikea i thought why are you there on the weekend i can't go any i couldn't go any other time why because i needed why couldn't i it's open until really late i'll tell you why i'll tell you why i'll tell you why because i needed the stuff because james only has the weekend off i needed it so that i could then through the week do you know you can buy ikea online now so as well it's open till 9 p.m it used to be i go to bed at eight so that's not gonna work for me right one thing i will say ikea is never a good idea so i thought it was 40 pound for delivery right and i was like i'm not spending that what that is a lot it is but then i'll go and buy something honestly and you might hurt yourself carrying it and the petrol honestly so we went it

wasted my time ashton even worse it wasted my time it wasted my energy it wasted my petrol i nearly broke my fucking back um 40 quid i should have just spent it i'm furious with myself sometimes you want to look though anyway while i was there they have these if you go and if you have to go the one thing to cheer you up on your way out there's a big thing of it and the oat biscuits It's oat on either side, chocolate in the middle. I can't tell you. Like, I had to write it down because it's that good. While I'm on the food hype, I'll do a protein sourdough now.

I've had it, the brown one. Yes, so it's a sourdough, and my friend told me I haven't had it. It's so nice. And it's protein. I don't know how much it's got in it, but get protein in. Why not? While I'm still on the food thing, Pippa Nuts Sweet and Crunchy Tesco Peanut Butter.

Oh, sensational. I get really pissed off. You could just eat it. When anyone uses it, I get food aggressive. expensive it's like really expensive but get the sweet one the other one's not as good i've not i don't think i've had the sweet one is the other one's all right the sweet one pistachio one now so my niece when she was at mine she knows i love it and i call it my pippa nut like that's what it is and she texts me like can i have some of your pippa nut and i was on the toilet and i texted

about like yeah but only a tiny bit it's like a sister virus like yeah but a tiny bit she's like fine and then i quickly like i couldn't finish my toilet because i was panicking about how much she was going to take of my pippin nut so i went in the kitchen i was like hovering and she ate it and she never said anything afterwards i was like you just fucking took my pippin nut and not even said like oh my god that was amazing she's like i thought it was all right and i was like don't ever fucking touch it again anyway elf foundation we've spoken about this before one of my friends re-reminded me the halo glow is a dupe for the charlotte tilbury people say it's actually better my friend put it in my group chat straight away i wrote it down haven't bought it but she was like

it's so so good it's like six quid really affordable it is glowy as if you're looking for coverage you're not going to find it here but if you're looking for a summer glow and you know what even a base that's what i was about to say even just like a base it's beautiful i've seen people get a dark dark shade of it and use it for contour and at six quid you can and their elf cream blushes are absolutely yeah i like it i really like it actually then i got which i actually wore last week but forgot to say the grey tracky that i wore last week great tracky great tracky you lot went nuts for it it's renara i don't know how you pronounce it is the brand it's more spenny i feel like it's 150 quid which is a lot for a tracky it is it is however the

jacket can be worn just as a jacket with like leggings i know but it's tracky fabric it's tracky fabric but it's got tight it's pulley it's like this so it's like pulley there and it's got the utility it's gorgeous so many people message me saying what size did you get lars i got a six six even in the jacket yeah i usually buy a bigger jacket i got a six um it looked nice being like that though it was nice so yeah guys i got it from that big renara yeah i think that's how you pronounce it everyone has gone nuts for it and it is really nice um i got a set from the brand with nothing underneath never ever heard of that it was too big but it would have been really nice again how did you find out about that i just saw it on insta um never heard of quite expensive

but really nice nice pieces worth having a look on there um there's a red denim jacket in zara for kids and with a it's just gorgeous you need to look at that and then another thing so do you know the netted shoes that everyone's wearing the fishnet shoes the alaya dupes zara have kids yeah i've seen it in silver but they only start at age 12 at size 12.5 i couldn't get there they've got black ones why what size is here 12 saskia's are 13 oh big foot big finny there's time she's quite small there so the honestly it's a dupe of that and it's not like the horrible fish they're literally yeah yeah i've seen they're in black and they're gorgeous they have them in red in the baby size and red yeah yeah because i bought snowy the crochet hello kitty dress have

you seen it and i was gonna get her the red shoes but they didn't she would she wouldn't wear them Have a look for older girls at these fishnets. Honestly, with a little jean, they're absolutely gorgeous. And that is actually, other than me windows, which I've not paid for yet, that's actually all I've bought this week because I'm trying to behave myself and I've been too busy. That's everything for this week.

That's everything, I think, guys. We're done. Thank you so much for listening. Please share when you're listening on social media. Oh, I like that. We love that. Also, if you're not joined yet, it's your time to join Patreon because you've run out of this week's episode

and you're ready for some more. like we always say there is a whole back vlog of gorgeous extra episodes there must be 50 episodes in there now

lots of interactions on there as well also leave us a glowing review love you guys and we'll see you next week bye