Nip Tuck - World Cup Wags With Sandwich Bags?

Episode Date: June 24, 2026

The World Cup is officially underway and Ashley & Lauren are wasting no time making their predictions for who will be crowned the ultimate Queen WAG, but with a fresh set of rules for attendees causing a stir, pulling off the winning look might not be as easy!Ashley finally reveals the "Date 3 Men Theory", the girls react to the extreme lengths people are going to lose weight at a controversial camp in China, and they help a listener navigate a tricky dilemma: when is the right time to confess your more adventurous bedroom interests to a new partner?Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!Get in touch with your questions, dilemmas and Slutty Sue's via our Whatsapp or email [e-mail]

So it says here that it's a clear bag policy. Clear bags must be made of... What? So you can only have clear bags or... A sandwich bag. I'm sorry, but the wags in their outfit were the sandwich bag. No! I think the main thing is the response you get from the men. They can tell.

They can tell because the little... You don't realise it, but little things you say, you'll start talking about the future. Bit too early, that. Ew! Not as in we're going to get married, as in, you know, I tell you what would be nice, a little break to spend. I can't think of that.

Years ago, now I've got too much to lose and it's too risky, but years ago, potentially entertaining a threesome. I don't really fancy girls, though. I just don't. Aww. Oh, no! Did you see her eyes light up there? She's like... Guys, hello and welcome to Nip Talk. talk now again very fucking hot so please bear with us we are hanging on in there ready to record your favorite podcast now lauren what do we have coming up today we are finally getting ground to

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there how to get in touch ways that you can watch us on youtube chat to us direct on patreon there's all kinds of things on there so head over check it out and don't be afraid to get in touch because We want to hear from you. We do. Right, where are we beginning? What are we doing first? I have gossip. I heard you've got gossip.

And I've heard this is World Cup. Can I ask a question? I was on Pull & Bear today. I love that website, by the way. And there were some gorgeous little cute World Cup T-shirts. You have to buy them now because they sell out. Right, this is my question. I liked the colour of another country.

Does that... No. No. Well, why sell them then? Is it the Brazil one? Yes. Yeah, everyone likes that one. Because it's sexy.

Is that no? I don't know the etiquettes. Could I wear a Brazil t-shirt? Or is it like, nah, England and that's it? You can. You can? Yeah, you can do. Can I ask how...

Again, we've got Alex here, who's Ashley's agent. And the good thing about having him is we've got like a straight man here. So I just feel like, wow, we've got him. Here's a question for you. What's girl etiquette? What's girl etiquette in football? Now, we want to be a bit involved, but it's a bit embarrassing, I think, when girls are a bit over the top when they're clearly not asked.

What's the level? Just don't act like you know what you're talking about. Right. Wouldn't do that. Right. So, if England score, celebrate. Yeah. Like, yay!

It's like a controversial decision. Don't start... Don't stand up and point. That's not cool. So, he basically... I'll sit back a little bit. He's not got a mic, so I'll tell you what he said. He said, don't try and look like you know too much.

Yeah. So, don't stand up and rest. Don't ask too many questions. Yeah, don't ask the offside rule. Right. Things like that. So, just be like, yay, when they get through. It's just 90 minutes.

Okay. and the rest of the time don't fuck it up girls like don't stand up and say that was a red card like don't do that it's not sexy right

no right and don't act too interested no I think act interested but not like not too interested not shouting around

and jumping up right know your place girls it's a football match right okay so tell us the goss so they've gone to America so they're in America

are they there now they'll be there now okay guys I don't know if this is for the fans as well have a look at the picture that i've sent in the group chat can't take a handbag the wags like we're there to watch the wags aren't we oh so it says here that it's a clear bag policy clear bags must be made what so you can only have clear bags i'm sorry but the

wags in their outfit with a sandwich bag no what i know this must be a security thing guys but we're here for the outfits and we're here for the outfits like we want to see the what the wags are wearing that is why like i will be on daily mail looking at every country's wag what they're wearing like they're beautiful do you think it's still a thing where there's like a queen wag because it used to be um victoria of course victoria cheryl cheryl colleen colleen alex gerrard oh alex gerrard is something else like in real life girls she's lovely she's lovely we we went on a night out with her she's absolutely gorgeous on her skin oh my god her body yeah she's had four kids well not except because she's scouser that's why abby clancy's the

same oh have you seen the campaign abby clancy's just the juicy couture one i mentioned it to james that's a cute t-shirt it says juicy wagon eyes i went abby clancy's just on like playboy or something like that. I couldn't remember what it was in his eyes. Literally, she is so sexy. Wow, wags are fit. Yeah, they are. They're fit.

Every year, the press make a queen wag, don't they? Do you think it's going to be Meghan? I don't see why not. Her outfits are always on point. Last year, she was a favourite. Because it's the press that decide, really. Last year, no, the year before. Six years ago, four years ago.

It was the year before. Yes. Do you know a few going? Obviously, we know Meg. Is there quite a few that you know? I don't think the ones that we know are now going. I think that it's only Megan, isn't it? Right, so she's flying the flag.

Yeah. She's flying that flag for us now then. Yeah, so like, Megan, go. Go, Megan, go. So, like, it's basically, she only finds out the shirts like a little bit before. What do you mean? So she will wear the same shirt as Jordan. Is it not always the same?

No. He'll have number one because he's the first choice. Yeah, no, but the colours. Oh, the colours, yeah. I always thought they were either white or red. Is that not right? No, the colours can be... Goalkeepers can be any.

So... Oh, wow, how do you decide your outfit? Guys, like, yeah. So she will find out just before what she's wearing and then she needs to colour coordinate. I think it's like green or yellow or... There's a few different colours. Not an easy colour to style.

There's different colours. The two goalkeeper kits are green and yellow. Yeah, so she wears what he's wearing shirt-wise. does she wear the shirt the shirt and then coordinates her outfit around it just like jeans and is it sure every time she's gonna say because it's meant to be fucking boiling right but we had the news about the handbag and she was like oh if i go with my sandwich bag in my goalkeeper t-shirt she'll still be able to style it and then they say how long is it on for so they all go to America, do they all stay in the same place? Because they did once, didn't

they? They all stayed in one kind of place. You can't do that in America. Like, they're gonna have to, like, move all over. Oh, really? It's across Canada, America, and Mexico, whereas the last one, in Qatar, was Qatar's time. What? So, she was lucky because she was in the same... So, she'll be travelling? So, she'll literally go to one match and then travel across America for the next one?

Do you not remember that funny thing when she was telling us about the boat? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, we can't say it, but the boat was not. Right, so they're going to have to travel to the next match. Yeah. Well, like, the group stage is all based, they're all based in, like, the same kind of area.

Right. Just train in one place, go play the game. But they can't see their husband really while they're there. Because they're busy doing their job. Yeah. What do you do then? Shop. Shop.

Someday. She'll have the kids with her. Do kids stuff. I think that would be a little bit lonely at times, you know, because you go for your husband. like it is intense being the wag like so intense

and you knowing as well they're under so much scrutiny knowing that everyone is watching them as well because it should be about the football but as we've just said the press is about the girls

yeah the press is a lot of it is about the women so it's quite a lot of like Jesus and I couldn't cope when Tommy Pram fell over with a couple of people on the beach that might listen to the pod

you couldn't cope with that picture this morning girls you wouldn't be caught girl I'm not even talking about in case someone finds it I've got done dirty this morning with the picture

No, so I think, like, the thing is, like you said, I think the press have got favourites every year, so we need to bear that in mind. Yeah, and they will twist it to whoever the favourite is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm excited to see that. I wonder if there'll be any drama. I hope so.

Do you remember when there was all that drama with Abbey Clancy that time? Yeah, this is what I mean. I wonder if there'll be, like, a... Yeah. America's not a very, like, drinky, drinky place, is it, really? And then...

It'd be fun in Ibiza. The tennis wags. They're another type of wag. they are like supermodels they're like supermodel wag they are stunning i love the tennis wags i love watching the tennis there's one that's beautiful i can't think of a name what other kinds of wags are there builder wags yeah it's me trucker wags that's you that's me and what other wags are there rugby you don't hear of rugby wags now boxer wags i find more to be the glamorous yeah more the kind of ott glamour yeah nice that's my kind of take on that

like if you're there and you are repping wagging i personally think go all out on the situation like you know i'm there to watch paris fury in the crowd i don't give a fuck or molly okay who gets knocked out in the crowd like that time when he did that big but i was like what's molly wearing yeah but so then they get like ridiculed when they have dressed up and i think oh fuck off yeah what are you meant to dress up like go for it girls so if you're a wag if you're listening please we dress up for us because we love to see it and i feel like it's 2026 right someone was talking about this actually the other day and they were like people don't really like dress up as much or go all out no they don't that suits me so then it makes people feel a bit like

embarrassed when they do yeah i don't think you should be i love it it's what being a girl is and you look back on pictures when you're older and you'll think why didn't i wear a dress and get my hair done you know other than for wedding you're you just hit the nail on the head with me i for i'm in that camp where if i dress up you feel so i feel stupid so like if we were going to the races i'd just feel a twat i just wouldn't feel like i'd if i had like a big like a curly blow and i was like i just would i'd feel silly and it's a me problem is a me problem why i would always rather be and again this must probably come down to past trauma i would always never look want to look like i have been spent all morning getting ready i don't know don't ask me why maybe because

that way you you're showing your best and if that's people think you don't look good then you like used to hate getting your makeup done and only until recently i still don't love it but i think it is a deep-rooted issue of if you go all out and you have clearly done the you know the best of your ability and then people still don't think you look nice then it's like more hurtful whereas if you don't like you've made that much effort yeah then it's kind of like i don't know i can't explain people might understand if you get me there what you're trying to say if you spend hours and then people like is that the best you've got so i'd always rather be a bit more like i wasn't even asked anyway do you know what i mean like don't care anyway i'm not getting my hair

drags not care anyway i do care really i do get lauren like all dolled up can we do a day where i dress you and you dress me you're dressed like me today you so i don't know recently you this pregnancy has turned you into me you're wearing a big baggy t-shirt yeah but that's because i'm pregnant yeah i know um just you wait i would say 2027 i'll be if you got that thing in your head where you're about to have a baby and you're like I'm coming

I'm coming back I'm back have you got that thing just for your baby you think when this is all over you better watch bitches because I'm coming back like

because I used to think that yeah like because you miss it you miss feeling good about yourself when you're pregnant because you can't

I'm big like my legs are full of fluid and it's because mine did that why my legs I go like that

and it leaves white it's fluid so I need let me tell you what you've got a lipoedema right so do you know how i bang on about this lipoedema yeah i messaged a surgeon right i'm not gonna say who it is girls until whatever you know what the score is with this he's like world renown he's fucking good right so i dm'd him i've got cramp in my foot

i thought you were gonna say i've got goosebumps i'm ready for the story this is a flex he might have been lying but i don't think he was he doesn't need the people so dm'd him i was like hi when are you next in london for a consult when was this a couple of days ago and he isn't um he's still harping on about this like you are so shit going to consultations i just i know this is what i do though i just think about it and i never do it i start the process and never get on with it dm'd him i must have been on holiday and i must have thought right um when you're next in london for a consult and he's like i actually only do online consults but because he's in somewhere else he went but um we'll do online and we'll sort something through ps i love your podcast

so he listens he's very famous i i don't had was he gassing me okay no i'm gonna find him now was he gassing me but why why do you need to get you out you don't need to like the name now i'm trying to find him you don't need to get up my ass like what about the one that i'm talking to you does he do lipoedema it has um it's is it that special it's such a specialist thing to do it really really is i feel like i but do you develop lipoedema in pregnancy no i can get make it worse don't this is my issue never wow that leg yes yes and he listens that's before is he english no listen this is what he said hey we don't consult in london all online um p.s i love your podcast was he just saying it i

don't think he was so then i was oh my god thank you so much he went here's the direct number let's get you skipped in through the queue maybe he saw my pictures and thought she fucking needs it don't know so i just thought i'd tell you that no one needs plastic surgery everyone's beautiful yeah and um i say all this i probably won't get any of it done anyway to have something done we just like talking about it don't we really like talking about it but do you know what i need to actually get on let's talk about reducing swelling over somewhere really quickly before we fully get into this episode because we're gonna actually talk to you about something we've been meaning to talk to you for about six weeks the date three men theory first of all reducing swelling i've got

those legs the boots i've got them i need to set them up i'm gonna set the thorough body the top floor bedroom because my sister's not staying with me at the minute i'm gonna set up with the dermalux nice and the current body panel yeah and the legs is it going to be like your um your my treatment area and then if you want to reduce like swelling water retention before holiday i take these things called epitome you've been complaining about bloating yeah all of a sudden i've never bloated i've started bloating i've got water retention in my face i've also got these drinks that i've put on patreon the other day i can't remember what they're called but they're really high fiber gut health drinks right okay like an actual like lemon and lime

or strawberry they're amazing because i've gone really puffy expensive and that's how i've been keeping the puff all under my eyes have gone puffy and it never happens um face gym absolutely love never been lauren i'll take you i'm a face gym subscriber fully paying customer and i go every month at the traffic center i go as soon as it opens and i'm out by 11 so do you just need to go once a month once a month and then literally i get the classic hand one right and they drain like how much less puffy am i yeah you are consistency epsom salts baths right literally giselle says she puts eight things things very salty salt in the bath before she walks the runway right some salts really high quality ones i also add magnesium flakes to that as well

then dandelion drops yeah in your water i think i can start that now because i'm 30 yeah you can do it for four weeks you can i think it's 30 like six yeah i feel like it might be 36 let me google it but i'm allowed to start them so basically there's these ones lauren will share them on her amazon and you you dip dab them into the water they taste like shit but they do work it makes you yeah you just reminded me i need to order them what are they what they're the new brush but it's a for your face but it's a brush gua sha have you seen it yeah because with the with the metal gua sha i do love it but you do have to put an oil on oh yeah so this one is amazing if you're literally morning ready to rock and roll it's a brush like a very soft makeup brush

and you can do right under your eyes and everything with it i like the ones that have got rollers that you can put one there and one there and then icing your face obviously the cosmetic console under eyes i had mine on this morning for de-puffing and in this weather and they stay cold then also that is amazing that shark fan that i've got on the back of it it's got a cold plate so you can use it on your face in the head with it the ice face ice baths you need to start i know honestly i don't know why i've gone so watery face ice baths lymphatic drainage massages guys do those plates those wibbly wobbly plates actually yeah they do the science says yes the the vibration i think that's what i need after i've had the baby so there's

something else i've seen somewhere localish to me um that is lymphatic machine so you go in and you do it yourself so rather than um i'm not selling this very well basically you go and you book the time and it's like rollers oh they've got one in and you put your own legs yeah yeah yeah and you can go like this and you go for like however long and you book a session just going on your own which suits me because i don't like talking to people go in and just roll yourself about on it do your legs do your and you do it in sessions they've actually asked me to go in but infrared saunas are sensational are you getting one for the house alex we're working on it right guys if anyone has an infrared sauna recommendations me and lauren we would love to do some kind of

collab we're throwing it out there this is shameless but the thing is i really want one lauren and i have spoken for years about loving infrared so james's son who has cerebral palsy has a sauna i don't know if it's infrared or a normal sauna at his if you've not if you've been on a normal sauna it's not like that basically no no no not at all like i usually do 40 minutes in there and you can burn like 600 calories i'd like a both though a sauna and an infrared because james is really into the actual sweating it out i'm not and i think it's bad for broken capillaries i don't think an actual sauna is great for your skin i'm too red face to do that yeah i need both infrared's better and then we love cryotherapy as well um have you found any any

decent infrared chambers that you can get in at home um has there been like a few different names but yeah you want to be good though don't you also um there's a place in i think it's sale have you seen it alex breathe vitality yeah the ice bath and sauna place babe can we have a team day out there wait wait there is somewhere that does hyperbaric it's them crying i know the girl i know it's her it's either a dad or a stepdad's business they've been asking me so fucking good i'm gonna book a team day they have been asking for me and james to go in breathe vitality yeah for it's meant to be insatiable the last message i sent them was i know exactly what it's gonna be oh my god i'm so sorry when i say i'm snowed under we've not had a child free day however

i'm hoping that may will be a little bit better let me tell you may wasn't any better um so basically me and lauren have been on the hyperbaric oxygen chamber a few times together we've been going on that for a long time and basically hbot is fucking incredible for pretty much anything so you heal 70 faster like i've been watching a couple of other people's facelift journeys at the minute yeah mine compared to theirs really from going on it but you can't wear the mask yeah i just held it like just hold it right okay or i put like a silk scarf around right um and we went in that proper one together sat and watched selling sunset for an hour we just perved on though didn't we yeah then now we can these ones are even bigger than that so we can

have a full-on meeting and get an hour's worth of work done while we're in there it's really It looks really good there. I'd love to spend the day there. But then I was just telling Lauren, also you can rent a hyperbaric oxygen chamber after you've had surgery at home. Now, you might think that's a bit far, that's a bit much.

I'll tell you what's a bit, if you can afford it, then do it, because I'll tell you what's a bit much. Getting an infection and having to fly back to wherever if you got it abroad or having to take another two weeks off work, that's costly.

If you can do something to speed up your healing. The NHS actually offer HBOT now as well. Good, they should. It's brilliant. Anyway. right sorry where were we right tell me about this theory life-changing date three men theory date three men at the same time don't sleep with any of them it's not a game it's called having options you are not chasing you are choosing when you zero in on one man too early you start

fantasizing instead that of observing you start ignoring red flags because there is no one else in the picture so date up to three at once don't give your body away it muddles your clarity don't go exclusive unless he brings it up and earns it watch what he does not what he says then let him prove he deserves more access to you your job is to receive observe and enjoy you are not applying for a husband you are attracting one men tell on themselves through their patterns you just have to stop letting butterflies blind you from green flags watch who plans watch who follows through who ghosts when they don't get access so i'm gonna claim that first bit as something that i have said for years you always have more than one now i have

spent most of my adult life unless you're married oh yeah yeah i mean when you're single i have spent most of my adult life hyper fixating on one person at a time i've never ever had the ability to speak to a few i would be speaking it's just me as a person i would speak to one like you feel bad no i would just become like like they just like that's just said there'd be one and i would then fantasize about this one being the one i would not notice any of the other flags but what would happen is i would be giving off desperate they knew that i was young because i was straight to text back i would notice things more i would be available they can smell and i've said this before when you are only talking to them and you're more invested than them they can smell it

it comes out of your pores the only time that i switched this thing on its head was just before i met james when i was 31 something like that and i it clicked it fucking clicked and i had a few and what it meant was i did not fixate on any of them if one of them had annoyed me i just text the other yeah and if one of them had like convey about and oh also if you're a bit like i used to be where my confidence would get knocked quite easily yeah and i'd be quite self-conscious if one of them had made me feel a little bit shit i'd just go to the other one who made me feel great and what that did is it made my aura totally different they'd ring me yeah i'd be speaking to the other one i hadn't noticed i haven't noticed you've not texted me back because in the time

that you didn't text me back because i need constant constant in the time that you didn't text me back i just started texting the other one yeah and it meant i wasn't giving that oh shit sorry didn't mean to text you oh miss call didn't mean to ring you to get attention and let me tell you they were flocking and it fucking worked and that's when i met james when i started speaking to james i had several multiple and it's the best and they all became obsessed fabulous like you wake up to like nine good morning texts and you can choose who you want to text back it's i think the main thing and like it takes a while to rattle through that reply so you and i think the main thing is the response you get from the men they can tell they can tell because the little you

don't realize it but little things you say you'll start talking about the future a bit too early that we're gonna get married as in you know i tell you what be nice little break to spend i can't think but if you start no not as obvious as that but like little things they this they just pick up on your aura so well whereas when there's a few of you suffocate you suffocate them yeah yeah and even without knowing you're doing it when there's a few of them they're like she's not text me back oh she'll text now it's five o'clock she's finished but she hasn't whereas if there wasn't the others you would text at five o'clock and they can fucking smell it you have to make their mind they want you more and more and it's like the accessibility thing yeah and i also agree

with where it says that don't let the butterfly whatever it was cloud because if you have just one person say you're like in your 30s you're really desperate to settle down by this point you're like i just really want to get someone not everyone does but really want to settle down i just want to be like i want to be married i'm done now i'm done then this one person could be your fucking get out yeah like you're all you're all so you think this could be it this could be the one you're putting pressure on yourself as well you put pressure on yourself and you choose to ignore a few little red flags because you're too busy romanticizing that this could be their one whereas when there's a few of them fixated you'll notice more and when you think you've got more

options you don't settle for less than if you think you're desperate and you've only got one it's so true yeah like if if you've got multiple then you can be like you know like steve does this that is so gorgeous and nice and ryan's really lovely but then he's very he does this good at drinking and intense um and then paul has a really nice car and spoils me but his mum's a fucking weirdo so then you can literally work out which one it's like shopping yeah which one you prefer and you can see the bad and you need that day yeah and you can see the bad and good whereas i am so bad for ignoring red flags yeah i yeah totally and mentally so much better for you They're right about the don't shag them.

You mean all of them? No, you can't. None? No, it's none of them. No, it says none. One? None. No. Blowjob? Why the **** would you give... I would never give a blowjob. Why would you give a blowjob? Why would you, like, why is it called giving a blowjob? Why would you ever give a blowjob for fun?

It should be called getting paid to blowjob. Yeah, like, that's not fun. Like, what, out of all the things, at least get, like, fingered. Do you know what I mean? Like, blow, great. Ugh, blowjob. If someone's penis in your mouth, it's disgusting. I mean, I've never done it.

No. Same. Right, guys, we've got on that note. And that's why we're both cracking. And blowjobs are a no! Yeah. Three men don't shag any of blowjobs are a no. clearly that's not that's the truth that's why we're always pregnant between us because

we don't do blowjobs right we're gonna have a little break now we will be back very soon now guys it is literally all going on in like china korea japan like i fucking love it as you know i went to hong kong and i was like obsessed obsessed such a cool place now extreme it's very extreme in certain things this thing i'm just finding it on my phone i'm not messing around and it is a fat camp and basically yeah is that not just like a boot camp it's a boot camp yeah so it says it's i think was it a tiktok in your 20s you will pay 550 for 28 days of accommodation food classes to lose weight in a chinese fat prison and it is very important that you take that offer so basically we're looking at it now what every day there is a really strict schedule

for 28 days you pay 550 that's cheap and it includes everything and you live there so it's a boot camp yes accommodation food and classes all 500 quid for a month's worth of food to begin with is well there can't be a lot of probably not quite that much food it doesn't look like that much food i would say this i i know let's not call it fat camp perhaps you shouldn't have called it that because that doesn't sound great it says on the tiktok that we don't like the word fat no no it just says it on there it says on there right so my thoughts on it actually says chinese fat prison they're not our words guys so my thoughts on this i think it's pretty cool um if you have chosen to go there because you are unhappy with something no one's forcing

you to be there so i think it's quite cool and also if you're one of these people that has a really unhealthy relationship with food and you don't really know how to eat well and you need to break a cycle 500 quid to potentially break a breakup yeah that'd be fucking spectacular to get your head in the right place as well it again you'd have to want to go otherwise why would you but i just think it's like a boot camp and you get told what to do and it also might teach you about like nutrition that kind of thing as well i love it i'm not against it so there's these are the three things we've that have come from that that we wanted to share with you this girl here her name is seller on tiktok and it's called the clinic that she went to is called the lante

obgyn clinic right so that's vagina yeah and she had loads of shit done to her arsehole and a fanny like treatments done in a day in korea and basically she's done this tiktok i'll post it on patreon where she's explaining all the stuff she had done down there she had her arsehole permanently lasered what for hair no color to get rid of the pigment pigmented area yeah so you've heard of arsehole bleaching why is your arsehole darker anyway do you think it's just like damp is no but is that why it's like your armpits as well doesn't seem the reason the reason i'm asking this question i'll tell you why i'm asking this is because lucas why is your bumhole brown please do because this is my question right if it's permanent it's called the bleach laser

treatment and it completely whitens your butthole yeah and she said also what they did was they um did laser hair down there they did that they also did stuff inside a fanny to make a fanny tighter and more like they can do things to make it like wetter wetter do you know um someone put in patreon the other day that they're really struggling with their fanny dryness and interestingly enough a friend of mine a couple of friends of mine that have been on the manjaro i've said they've got dry i've said it's they've realized over a long term that dry fanny is a side effect i think since starting my jabs for some reason it's only this arm i get you can see it sweat no really dry Oh dry

Really dry Lucas why is your arsehole brown So the area around the anus Is naturally darker Due to a high concentration Of melanocytes Melanocytes okay Pigment producing cells

And increased melanin In the skin Will someone tell my face that Because my people My body clearly thinks That my face is my arsehole So basically Yeah like

That sounds fun So it's only the same As face laser But what's wrong With a brown starfish Like I'm not arsed About mine really

But I mean listen if you had the time i guess then there's this let me get it up this i tried to order some for us for today and it's like impossible a zempic water from japan it's called a zero calorie functional water what yeah so basically um it's gone viral for offering a zempic like fat reducing effects alternatively uh there is also a sparkling jelly drink as well which so it's got something in it that's a bit like a glp so it's a um colorless zero calorie functionally labeled product it works by a plant acid from oh it'll be berberine the kind of thing fermented rice oh no and it helps

with visceral abdominal fat in specific and basically it says that it's available in a 600 milliliter bottle from all supermarkets in japan oh so it's not just like a dark market 11 and everyone is on this shit when i went on ebay to buy it because that was the only place that i could find it so that's what it looks like we'll put a picture up here it just looks like a bottle of water yeah it just looks like a bottle of water but gets rid of belly fat like know the reviews do you think it's real i think it's like a little bit it's more expensive than normal water in japan i think it was like three dollars but here to get do you know what six of them it was 70 quid wow do you know what it's that you look at it and you think this is ridiculous but at the

same time if somebody was if it does actually work and somebody was going to go and have lipo i don't know how it can just target i don't believe unless it's because visceral fats are slightly different type of fat maybe i don't know girls we're not approving of this by the way we're not telling you to go and do all this shit we're just telling you what's what we've seen that's a bit wild but yeah it was on ebay and it was like six things for 70 quid also can i just say we're fucked you know because uh if you didn't know that already wait i'll just get a drink go on they almost have fully invented stopping aging how like it's nearly there is it not from that guy that kardashian guy brian thinking about the one that i the one that like reversed his age to

the point of like and he does loads of mad shit doesn't he he's kind of nearly on a level of how you look yeah yeah but like there's loads of things you can do isn't there oh do you right you mean rather than an internal age you mean how your face ages and who's nearly done that cosmetic consult little mic drop there little uh thing she's got a tablet coming that will stop you grow stop you getting older completely i mean guys i can try um no it's i'll send you the article i was reading on it we're not doctors by the way and we probably have claimed absolute shit right from bleaching bumholes to kink shaming right what is that is that where you kind of make someone feel bad about a certain like this kink do you expect people to be upfront from the beginning

with any kinks this has happened twice now in recent relationships the men i am with waiting for many months and then they reveal a fucking weird kink now i'm not saying that this should be revealed up from from day one obviously not but with my ex he told me after five months now it's happened again my current boyfriend we're almost eight months in he met my parents yesterday we had a really lovely afternoon we went back to my house and watched the eurovision gorgeous day however he then revealed something which he says he would struggle to go without long term no judgment but it is absolutely not my thing what is it i could indulge in it occasionally of course but i wish that he'd have been up front from the start and told me a few months ago

when it would have been easier to cut things off has anyone else experienced this i am now in a conundrum she's not told us they know what they're doing don't know so basically is it in the comments what is it but then some of the girls have put some comments in i put it in patreon as well and asked if any of this uh here here's some responses from you girls because we opened the floor on patreon so i'll read a couple out we don't know what that king is i'm guessing it's something to do with ass play i think him dressing up because you're a vision they watched it there was some dressy up he involved he tell him to email i'll keep it completely quiet please will you tell us yes my ex waited two years to tell me his hot wife fantasy because we've been together

so long i entertained it quickly escalated from talking about me being with other men to him putting my nudes of me on reddit and signing me up for fab swingers i broke up with him within a year of the confession but if i'd have known it from the beginning i would never have gone ahead with it i personally think so this girl's works in the sex industry i personally think from being in the sex industry i would ask someone these questions up front without judgment because if you're going to be with someone long term you need to both be aligned sexually i don't think that it's fair that he has revealed this to you after eight months especially if it's something more taboo that's such a good response babe um and she's in the industry she'll see a

lot of these things uh this is such a man response from a girl um i suppose it all depends on how much they want it some people don't know their kinks until they dabble with them no trust me i know i don't know i think as you become sexually more active and you here you go she's put i had never been tied up and blindfolded and shagged apparently i love it right so oh wait i had an ex and after two years he told me he liked cross-dressing no that's a big one he secretly wore women's tights under a lot of clothes so not a kink as such but if i'd have known from first i would not have gone along with it i guess they have to feel safe and not vulnerable before telling you and also has he only just recently found the kink from porn so he's trying to express it to you

next girl's put ask him how he got into it and how long he's been into it for to find out more yeah also what sparked his kink or fetish the eurovision some men have been into things for years or it most likely is from watching it on porn um this sounds like someone i used to see gross they used to get me to sign up to tinder when we were both drunk and speak to people and go and suck them off well there's a big jump there so weird why would he want me to suck someone else off can't cope must have been surely gay to get turned on by me with another cop no i don't think so cuckold i love watching that was he living his dream of being sucked through me i never did it By the way, he quickly fucked him off.

What a weirdo. Right, what are your thoughts? I think that... I think they should tell you after, like, eight weeks. I think so. What do you think? I don't think you can... I don't think you can analyse it immediately

without quite a few things because it depends how taboo we're talking. Like, a finger up the arse or fully... Right, OK, wait, wait, wait, wait. Guys. What? I'm going to think up what my kink is. OK, you think your kink.

No, I know what mine is. and I'm well we know what it is yeah pegging yeah but the difference is here right you can live without it

but yeah yes you can no no you can and try and live like a normal person without it

day 684 every day still no pegging ah driving looking out the window no seriously though imagine if I like

you know just imagine you look at every time you talk to Ed you're just like imagining it hanging out the washing and just oh there's another peg

yeah stood there with a dildo are you Willy right walking around the house you could shagging my dirty

knickers strap on using it to empty the dishwasher walking around with a cucumber down your face you could

put the baby's bibs on it turning things on hoping that you won't mind just hitting it with it in bed just to get him used to it, stroking his leg with it. While he's asleep rubbing it on his face.

You could get... I've got an idea. I've got an idea. You could get a pocket bumhole and you could shag the pocket bumhole. It's not the same. No. You? Can I beg you? Defends our drunker, y'all. And that is the answer. Defends our pistol, y'all. And do you know what?

it's gone imagine next time I come to yours you're not going anywhere imagine guys if we put on only fans a video of me pegging Lauren how much would you pay to watch it you dirty folks you fucking

would watch it wouldn't you no one can go on Pornhub now anyway so they could do that yeah it's escalated so if I was to have anyway what we bought this week a strap on right no

seriously so imagine you're dating me and then I was like to you also do you know what guys I'll take some

fucking bollocks that to sit someone down and be like I'm I think you need to tell them relative I think one should become sexually active

we're not pink shaming no not at all like I but then but I do think it's fair to tell people are taking it a bit too far

just being dirty bastards and calling it a kink porn's fucked us all up yeah I don't think there's a set time when you need to do it it depends on how

comfortable you are how open you are but it also as the person said it depends how like important it is to them like yeah if it's a thing that they know like ashley's never going to get to peghead and it's fine you didn't need to disclose that you on the other hand this peggy eddie i think i've seen a weak spot so i think if it's something that you would quite like to do but it's fine if not then that's not a big deal if it's a make or break if i don't get this regularly in my life then I'm not going to be happy then yeah I'm sorry

you need to tell the person early doors it's like literally literally like back doors you can't just bring that up like so say it was

for example something like cross dressing you can't eight months down the line tell them something like that because if they're not into that

and it's make or break I'm sorry imagine if you had like your dream guy and then all of a sudden he was like he had a kink

that you weren't up for I want to wear your knickers to work and if you were all right with that i wouldn't be all right with it it made me lie awake at night thinking what the fuck what's next kind of thing but some girls might be like sweet i quite that turns me on as well great so we need to find this out at the beginning i think it should probably be discussed at a point when the relationship becomes sexual i think at that point when it becomes sexual yeah i think like the group sex thing as well there's always one person that's just

wanking in the corner all the time with anything with like inviting people in or the watching or whatever it's always somebody always one person wants to do it more than the other one and that is going to open house friction we are obsessed with open house oh god imagine the stuff that's going to come out about that oh yeah after the maths if you're thinking of doing that please watch that because i it's not funny but it's not a good advert what's very funny is when that guy was really keen to do it and then her they got this girl

for a threesome and it was him pushing it the whole show I want to explore I want a threesome I want other people involved so they did and it's

the camera is one of those like in the dark cameras and her his girlfriend and this girl are going for it and they've forgotten about him and he's just stood there

in the corner with his willy out really sad holding his willy and then they get in bed and she's like oh I loved that and he just turns over

and it was him pushing it all along that would mentally fuck you I'm trying to think if I've got any kinks bum stuff no no no

no no absolutely not I would ice lollies no it wasn't from that it was messy and sticky I think

I would like to entertain the years ago now I've got too much to lose and it's too risky but years ago potentially entertaining a threesome

I don't really fancy girls though I just don't Aww Oh no Did you see her eyes light up there She's like I quite like the idea of going somewhere Watching other people shagging

Yeah killing kittens Yeah but then going home on my own and shagging Yeah same But watching them all at it first and getting a bit horny Yeah and like you don't have any pressure to be involved I do like watching real couples have sex do you remember we came so close

to going to one of those were you pregnant oh I wasn't allowed James wouldn't let me go the Halloween one has just been announced that is meant to be the best one

I'm really scared I'm not going to lie I'd love to go James wouldn't let you go I don't think he'd like it no I don't think he would never not let me

but I don't think he'd be comfortable which is weird because he's so fucking chill but that draws the line for him and I get that

I do get that I'm surprised is Ed not one bit arsed I don't think he knows what it is though James Ed just wants to Ed doesn't know what's going on. As long as he's playing golf,

then he's not bothered. So yeah, let us know about the kink thing, girls. I genuinely believe you shouldn't be leaving it to late months to tell someone about a serious kink. I don't think it's fair.

You've wasted their time and they've wasted yours. It's fraud. It's fraudulent. We're claiming that it's fraud. I wonder if you can go to prison for it. Right, I'm all hot and bothered now. It's fucking boiling, guys.

Right. What did we buy this week? Now, weirdly enough, I've just been moaning about this to you. Yes, you have, you little moany cow. The Natasha Denona loose powder so basically she's bought this powder out natasha tasha tash people like her concealer don't they

and yeah the pink one i bought something i didn't like a foundation sophia bailey loves that foundation oh we're going for the our sunday roast on sunday can you come probably not so basically i bought her loose powder because alexandra steiner was using it who's like a beauty mogul and she said like it's sweat proof it's waterproof it's like the finest milled powder like yeah and i do rate her high glam concealer yes i bought it because i needed a new loose powder and you didn't need a new loose powder actually you have so many i needed the lid fell off so i emailed them and i was like hi um can i send this back and they were like no uh if you send it back you You have to sort it all out yourself, or we can just give you 50% off.

No, I want the product. And I was like, but the lid doesn't work. I was like, oh, fuck it. Anyway, if anyone's tried it, that is a bit of a piss take, isn't it? You've got something broken, and they're saying they're not going to give you the money back. Yeah. Anyway. Poo-poo.

And you need a lid for loose powder, the whole point. I know, I know. It's not a cream product. I know. Patrick Tarr, Major Glow Balm. Okay. Love him. Tell.

I love a glow balm. It's a balm. so it comes in this nice flat thing and it's a body balm and you can get it in bronze or clear i like the clear one i like the bronze so i already know a tiny bit on and you put it on and it's a body gloss i wonder if it's sticky no gorgeous can i just say you know when you see pictures right of these girls and they just look 10 out of 10 obviously they're probably gorgeous as well it doesn't come by mistake right it doesn't come you know you see these and you think why do they go out and look like that it's not an accident the effort so i'm the

worst for this but chucking a bit of makeup on in your heels you're gonna look great but if you if you're looking at these girls like why yeah and you're like why are they like it's this it's the it's the instant tan to smooth the skin it's the collarbone it's the setting spray it's these girls especially scousers go to this level body makeup body makeup so don't look at it and think why like you've got to put the effort yeah well my favorite body makeup is always vita liberata body blur like i've used that for years it's fucking sensational i always say like my only issue is that sometimes um i get it on stuff if you're wearing white pants but i've never found one that you don't ready the one size setting spray over the top oh does it work because that's

the only thing if you're wearing wine get the one size waterproof right there we go that is a very good on anyway next stringies thongs right right stringies underwear you don't look at the point in your pregnancy that you should be wearing anything stringy no but i've bought one for summer because this it's a thong and it's like skims fabric but then the bits there are clear oh to go with all your revealing outfits you're gonna wear over the summer yeah oh you're crotchless oh fuck off

but they do like bras that are clear straps as well so it's like um is it not giving the vibes though when you were 12

and you used to have the clear strapless bra you're gonna have to show me really good quality I need to show you right now also last one

while I get this picture of my stringies guys guys stringies stringies there look

Charlotte put a picture on the other day of this cup thing she wore to have a spray tan oh yeah much nicer than the one in my mind so these and like loads of celebrities wear them and stuff do you know what though do you know what i'm thinking straight away that would do to me

what it would give me skin overhang over it but not in a dress i like that um they sell them on revolve there we go girls um because i just think like they're quite like low so they they have they cover they protect what they need to protect basically every girl needs a pair of them for any because if you're wearing like a certain dress yeah one pair would sort you

that clutch body glue I've been telling you Sarah Ashcroft posted that the other day fucking unreal unreal girls it's a body glue

it's not a body tape it's a body glue anyway we've spoke about it before can you glue like your tit to a bit higher up can you glue your face up or like

can you glue my labia you know when you're wearing like a floaty just a slight floaty I think it's important for that bras ruin shit and you can put it on your legs for like yeah it's stunning curelle deep moisture ceramide spray okay an aerosol can

ceramide moisturizer in this weather i can't be arsed no so i had it yesterday this is what reminded me and i thought this is fucking good leave it so it gets cool and it's all over and it's 13 pounds bargain i like i don't i'm the curelle range is really nice stuff sometimes aren't you you get a bargain no but that as well that's like that big and they do a mini one of it as well you'd rate i love ceramides ceramides that illions ceramide isn't it illion is really really good really good really do you know what rounder it's not as greasy as astora so they're very similar they're both barrier repair creams but astora is a lot more greasy hydrating so if you've got like um a bit of an oily skin it's not the best whereas ilion's

more of a matte finish and very nice body moisturizer it's like 20 quid it's like well cheaper than astora both have the the pros and cons astora is quite hard to get now i love astora i always will but i just think there's pros and cons it's um depends what you see right didn't buy that much this week but i was away so first of all i wore a pair of heels it's on my grid with the red spotty dress you need to get that you need to get them so they're from zara they're like a lower heel not too low but not too high good for holiday they're called just i wrote down the name for you heeled shoes with perforated top doesn't sound nice but like a crochet material now this is where the good thing comes in they haven't got an ankle strap so it doesn't cut your leg off

It doesn't cut you, which is very important to me. I hear you. It really lengthens. On that picture, my legs look like that and they're not. It really elongates. Get those shoes. They're perfect for summer with every summer dress. I got Tommy some little pretend Birkenstocks from H&M.

Cute. He will not. No. He puts his foot in and then goes, meh, and pulls it off. But I tried and they're really cute. If your child's walking, you might be all right. Just pointless. Pointless.

Totally pointless piece of shit. What else did I buy? I did an Applied Nutrition reorder. effervescent my head's gone what's it called creatine ed's got them you gave them to ed and he loves them effervescent creatine so pineapple flavor yeah then really nice you just drop them in your drink and is that what you had just said yes really really good creatine i can't be bothered going on about it research it no it's your brain cognitive therapy yes i need that when you've had the baby deadly serious one of the main things you should be on is creatine it has been shown

in studies to almost reverse um sleepless nights you know the damage that it does to you yeah so it is one of in fact it is the most researched supplement you can ever get i had one off health health health health and it was a cherry liposomal one yeah you can get on you need every day you should have isn't there like some really good gummies that elsa holsk i just promotes array array or something oh array ones i've had those they look like the packet do you know what my issue is this you applied nutrition do gummy ones they're all right but i'd rather chuck it in a drink and just drink it the effervescent ones are good it's really really good how much are they cheap they're not expensive so yeah i got some more of those and the vimto electrolytes are

the nicest electrolytes I've ever had Lauren Elizabeth gets your code off all applied I actually work with them anyway I went to their factory

I've not told you about that actually I won't bore you all now but I went to their factory the other week and watched how the whole where is it you would have been really interested

it was in Liverpool and I watched top to bottom how the whole supplements are made I met with the man you would have who literally

is the scientist behind any question about body supplements you'd be like that's because of that and your blood sugar there and that transfers it to that so that doesn't work

that works you need that that he was any supplement he knew everything he's the one that comes yeah and then they make it i watched the whole factory process the check-in they have to send it off to be third party tested so that's a very important thing for not all of them do it not all of them it's called a sports science yeah informed sport loads of them don't do it testing they were doing batch it was amazing so yeah i do work with them anyway but really good taking all these supplements if we've not like if so when i spoke to him about burbrain i was a bit like does it work does it not mix reviews from everybody some love it some don't whatever and when he told me how it works

which i cannot remember anymore i was like wow and he's like but it has to be this dosage and it has to be it was really interesting yeah that's amazing you'd have loved that um anyway guys i didn't buy anything else this week because any airport tips or tricks i've just been on my holidays no i've just been on my holidays i didn't buy how was the airport have i spoken about the cordially stuff you mentioned it the other day and i actually used it on holiday the glow the spf okay so it's cordially spf 50 oil glow and it does something where it protects your collagen reserve in your skin so we both got it before i went away weirdly ashley posted about it while i was on holiday using it it's fantastic it's not sticky but it's it gives you the sheen and the

moisture so you look nice it's not sticky not sticky yeah and it was so good i'm really impressed you know what girls on that note of spuff um ultraviolet i like them the spf 50 glitter body oil is it nice everyone's loving the kapari one as well the spray yes this actually we've been thanks for ruining that with your coffee i love the color of that so cool uh the memory yellow nice it smells really nice summary so i spoke about the memory sun is up perfume this is like does she do like limited and then that's it i think that they'll go away after summer yeah the sun is up one went away after summer i loved it that much that i bought 105 i bought 24 of them or something for an event i was doing but one for everyone oh i thought you

for yourself i was like wow that's excessive no um but it did go out of stock for a bit and then i got one back but i would love um her to make a candle for the sun is up on oh imagine in the summer no i'm waiting patiently i can't buy anything like that the reno is just we've had the window quote still waiting on that it's just a long long slog well someone from today's podcast is on with my lights. Who? Olivia's sending me chandelier options. Oh, are they?

They're really nice and they're much more reasonable. 25 grand? They're much more reasonable. That was a joke, that. People take their piss. But maybe it did cost that. True, true.

Who are we to say? How long would a light... I don't know anything about lights. Do you know anything about lights? I know nothing about lights. But there's a lot of things I know nothing about yet. I still seem to have an opinion.

The materials, if they're custom made. I liked your side sweep, Lucas. Pardon? Your hair's gone like a side sweep. Guys. It looks nice. You look like Tommy. I am about to start buying all my baby shit.

Baby Mori. So I'm going to do a list of the baby Mori sleep suits the best. They're so expensive, though. They're on sale for £20. Get them on sale, girls. But £20 is a lot of money. I think they're really expensive. They are the best, though.

I agree, but they're so fucking expensive. You can't beat them up. You ruin it for yourself because after you've had them, then that's it. It's ridiculous. but basically um i'm buying all my baby so if anyone's got any baby recommendations like tell me now um have you got the baby born beyond the bouncer thing yes the best to make sure you're so expensive yeah that stuff you sprayed smells amazing how have you thought have you actually have you actually got that's unisex have you got one uh i think so yeah check because tommy can

is just i lent mine to my friend and she can't find it oh my god i thought when you said that that then i thought it was you i thought it was you i was like right love you guys we love you leave us a review and watch us on youtube also don't forget to hit the subscribe button it means that whenever an episode drops you'll be informed love you bye